"We're not here to ask questions. We're journalists." 😂😂🤣🤣

It's so unreal to have Dave and Garrett doing this hilarious podcast together. It's like some sort of "theoretical leash" has been taken off and now we can enjoy their comedy to the fullest. God bless.

@JaelaOrdo

Жыл бұрын

@Repo-Manpretty much

@RaccoonWheaties

Жыл бұрын

@Repo-Man I'm glad you got the "joke"

@rabblerouser7982

Жыл бұрын

I find them to be short of the goal...literally.

@DaleSandusky

Жыл бұрын

Garrett makes you laugh? Do you have an example? I love Dave but 1/4 nic gurr Garrett is like a silent Bob knock off.

@burnsloads

Жыл бұрын

That's a weird way to spell Steven crowder

Malice immediately cracking on Dave’s prompter reading and I know this is going to be a great episode.

@joshjohnson2600

Жыл бұрын

I came to watch Malice. I stayed for Malice's malice.

@mfdannydanger

Жыл бұрын

Your not proof reading the top comment enough man. Come on man.

@DennisAnderson92163

Жыл бұрын

@@mfdannydanger edited!

@joshjohnson2600

Жыл бұрын

​@@mfdannydanger- You're*

An hour isn't enough. We need more guys.

@mfdannydanger

Жыл бұрын

Hour is plenty thanks

@joedoesathing2012

Жыл бұрын

I felt like three guys was plenty. I prolly couldn’t handle four…

@LiesExposed1

Жыл бұрын

​@@joedoesathing2012prolly=🤡

@thejoshthat

Жыл бұрын

Intros long though

@rabblerouser7982

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't make it 10 minutes without wishing I had my ten minutes back.

Although I did not drink the glass, I was proud to shout out normal world as well as get a 100% real 100 dollar bill

@discatmatt

Жыл бұрын

I bet a sip would have been fine...but you made the right choice. Congratulations to you getting on the show. God bless you with excellence!

@stevenm3330

Жыл бұрын

You did great

@bankbucket2616

18 күн бұрын

lol a completely non-counterfeit $100 bill

Landau's got a great voice to be a news mouthpiece.

@Vurt72

Жыл бұрын

how much coughing was involved we will never know :P

@Boats_N_Hoez

Жыл бұрын

Yess bro

Dave and Malice are levels above. they know what jokes they’re thinking without ever saying them out loud lmaooo

Automatically became one of my favorite shows episode one! But Michael Malice!!!! Hell yeah!!!!!

@donsal.t.1765

Жыл бұрын

the one with Kurt Metzger aka Kurp was my favorite... still not done with this one.

@cptbiscuitsyo

Жыл бұрын

I am so freaking adorable when I watch Normal People. Put Michael in the world and I become down right SEXY.

@nahkamaa666

Жыл бұрын

Same here good sir! I dream of the day they get NotGayJarod.

@RaccoonWheaties

Жыл бұрын

@@cptbiscuitsyo Normal People? What's that?

@ashleysayss

Жыл бұрын

@@Bigbanks589 😂😂 okay dude. Your aloud to waste time hate watching things I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️ if you want too. I’ll just keep following the people I like and laughing at what I think is funny though regardless. I don’t know what else your talking about with the last part you said there. Most content creators have a “real job” before they became content creators. Actually, I would guess most people who even have channels in the first place have a “real job” too since only a small percentage actually do well enough to make a living on it. I don’t know how that’s supposed be an insult too someone.

Holy shit Garrett and Dave are doing a podcast together? They are the only two reasons I watched crowder to begin with and now they don’t have a low-quality comedian putting a literal pause button on the people funnier than him.

@larryoak8903

Жыл бұрын

Did they leave crowder?

@m3rcs747

Жыл бұрын

​@@larryoak8903 Garrett left a while ago because he joined Nerdrotic. Dave left because of a long story with Crowder. Long story short, It didn't end smoothly because Steven is a diva.

@Boats_N_Hoez

Жыл бұрын

Steven is a total diva

@Boats_N_Hoez

Жыл бұрын

@@m3rcs747cause that doesn’t work EitHeR!!

@DirtMufflerButt

Жыл бұрын

And they'd be nowhere without him

Razor fist did a great 2 part episode on how Hollywood was always Red a few years ago. Pretty eye opening. Love the new show!

@michaelforsythe4335

Жыл бұрын

He is da man. Huge fan.

Dave and Garrett's sketches are fire. So hilariously good and on point

The 3 of you just talking, riffing off each other, has been great comedy with the occassional learning moments sprinkled in by Malice.

1 hour isn't long enough. I could at least go 2 hours with these guys.

The original Roseanne still holds up amazingly well. My wife and I and our 10yr old get in little holes of watching it a couple times a year

@Aeon2Flux

Жыл бұрын

Don't feel ashamed to admit the truth.Roseanne is one of the best sitcoms of all time..I have trouble finding what streaming service it's otherwise I'd be watching it this moment. Then play Mega Man 3 in between what used to be the commercial break fade outs.. Just like when I was a kid..

These two were definitely the comedic heavy weights of louder with crowder. Love both shows

36:30 I spit out my coffee. 😂😂😂 And thanks for the comedy.36:35 The setup from QBG 36:38 Dave buttons up the joke. Fabulous pairing.

24:06 Garrett, with 2 Ts. Your commitment to the bit. Bravo. Wearing that suit. Damn. I live here, I know the weather. Respect, sir. I am slow clapping and standing for the thoughtfulness you gave toward my entertainment. You and Dave both Rock at improv

I am so glad u discovered this channel. God save the queen

“I’m sure she’s never swallowed.” Dave is great!😂😂

Malice: "No, she was never stunning." That had me in stitches. Slapping down the pop queen like a fly at a barbecue. Amazing. I just discovered this podcast and I don't know if it's always like this without Malice, but this is an AMAZING lineup. You guys are comedy gold.

Dude that opening news segment had me dying laughing! 🤣

@Chimchimchu

11 ай бұрын

Yes, that was gold.

I LOVE THIS PODCAST!

@cptbiscuitsyo

Жыл бұрын

I am subbing to the BLAZE again.

@georgekane6732

Жыл бұрын

🤘

I have missed both of you terribly

Honestly love the fuck ups that happen , makes the show that much better.

This is all I ever wanted in a podcast. Killing it Dave and Garrett! Love Michael too!

You guys have been getting the best guests. Michael Malice is a low-key comedic genius.

I just found this channel and I'm ecstatic! Dave and 1/4 Black, so good to see you again!!!!!!!

You guys crushed that intro All of you nailed it.

“Hes a vegan… well happy pride” that was comedic genius

This show is great, I'm So happy for Dave and QBG.

I just want you guys to know that, even if your show sucks, I'm going to stay a member of Normal World on the Blaze - just to stick two fingers up at crowder! Dave, you were the only reason I belonged to Mug Club in the first place. And when you left, 1/4 Black, I was very unhappy! I love you guys 👍

The funnel cloud is made up of water droplets, dust and seething white rage. 🤣 🤣

"Not here to ask questions, we're journalists!" 🤣🤣🤣 Perfect microcosm of the current media landscape and reporting 👌.

I love how the conservative/ Red state culture is starting to produce our own content. This is great keep it up.

Dave and Garet with one T are the greatest combo since cucumbers and pickles.

3 of my favorite guys Dave MM and QB. ❤❤❤

I'm glad to see 1/4 Black and Dave again !

Love me some 3/4 caucasian Garrett!😂👍😋

100 times better than "Louder with Crowder." Congratulations to Dave & Garrett on a spectacular new show!!!!!!!!

Listen a juggalo joke in the first 5 mins😂😂😂😂😂 God I love y'all whoop whoop Dave 🤣🤣🤣

Dave killed it.

I have the first season of Married With Children.. bought it off a $2 rack like 20 years ago. Mine has the intro music, It is a bummer that your version does not have the theme song. 😮

The show gets better every time!

Michael Malice is slowly taking on the physical form of 80 year old Ayn Rand...

@kidzbop38isstraightfire92

Жыл бұрын

LMAO

This is like Tim Pool but enjoyable

I might not agree with Michael Malice 100% but I have to admit that he's a great guest wherever he goes

@bufalorick9841

Жыл бұрын

@Chris if you disagree with Michael 1% you are 1% wrong

@MasterBojangles

Жыл бұрын

@bufalorick9841 Anarchy is not da way

@MasterBojangles

Жыл бұрын

@SilentUnseen your comment is exactly why I don't identify as libertarian anymore, yall are just pathetic by constantly shouting people down.

@enddy123456

Жыл бұрын

​@@MasterBojanglesI mean, you disagreed with no argument, so he disagreed with no argument.

@johncunningham8213

Жыл бұрын

​@@MasterBojangles I want to like Malice, but his followers are cringe. "If you disagree with Malice F you!" Also, Malice is a dick. Not sure how people don't see that.

While there's no reason why he can't have an opinion on something, I find it interesting that Malice who has an opinion on everything political has no opinion on Russia-Ukraine.

@craigluft7453

Жыл бұрын

Malice's friends Dave Smith and Scott Horton tend to be very noninterventionist and critical of US/NATO foreign policy, and you could assume Malice agrees with them. He often shies away from making statements himself on foreign policy stuff, probably because it's not his area of expertise, and not his "brand" which is more towards the cultural aspects of politics.

I don't know why, but 1/4 Black fussing with the slack on his mic cable had me cracking up

Malice was super enjoyable and was super entertaining as normal. Thanks guys!

Now this is the podcast I have been wanting to wake up to and sip my coffee with

im really loving the show guys. keep killing it

Jokes on you. The lemonade had $500 worth of cocaine in it.

Let’s be honest , this show kicks ass

One of the best intros on KZread. Love it

I wish Landau and Malice had a regular show together. Love this

@JAYTEAM187

Жыл бұрын

The 3 of them would be great. I like the girl too, she seems pretty cool and doesn't butt in all the time.

@PoopaChallupa

Жыл бұрын

​@@JAYTEAM187Their very own Xray Girl.

@travisbonilla534

Жыл бұрын

I am not usually a fan of Malice. He had a good vibe with Dave though. Heavy handed with making fun of Daves misuse of words though.

This show is incredible

This is going g to be a good show! Starting late, but I'm here!

The show n the guests just keep getting better!

So cool to have you guys back! Hats off!

Good to know Dave and Ant are getting along.

Another great show! You guys are killing it!

Amazing show! Keep up the great work y’all

This show is so well put together, i love it!

I think with this episode i have caught up and watched all the back ones i missed! Great guest!

I'll take 100 bucks and the Lemonade....What a good interview with Michael.

@travisbonilla534

Жыл бұрын

No idea what the hell that sketch was about. Definitely long and unnecessary. Hidden meaning behind it? Either way it fell flat for me.

@slooter25

Жыл бұрын

The sketch was supposed to underline the absurdity of these kids' stupid challenges. IE, eating tidepods, snorting condoms, licking door knobs during covid... you know, stupid people doing stupid things that no one should care about.

Malice is a national gem

Best 3 humans I could hope To see podcast and crack jokes together!

I bet malice is so proud of how far you’ve come since his shoe Dave! You and 1/4 black are great together, I didn’t realize at first that he left crowder too. Did he leave at the same time as You?

@maricampari3970

Жыл бұрын

I believe Garrett left before Dave. I was disappointed and really enjoyed the ones where Dave hosted. This is my new fav talkshow, he's a natural host

Thanks for putting me on a watch list when I had to look up the term batch bazi. Thanks. Super thanks.

Best one so far! Malice is highly intelligent and funny AF! So glad you guys are doing this! I'll ask for everyone else, can you get Not Gay Jared on?

@LunarLocust

Жыл бұрын

NotGay Jared, sven computer, and Owen Benjamin

@albinorhino8732

Жыл бұрын

@@LunarLocust YES!!

I’m in love with this show! I mean my 2 favorite guys, this is genius! It’s definitely a brave normal world!❤❤❤❤

I’m excited to see you at the funny bone next month! It’s been a year already! Love you Dave ♥️

@jennifer_keely

Жыл бұрын

Saw him in Buffalo a few weeks ago. He was awesome. 😁

Malice is always a good guest, so glad he popped up here

Glad you guys are out here doing this. Love malice as well.

Love this show. My two favorites from that other guys show just chilling. A very "woop woop" to you, Mr. Landau.

great conversation, thank you

Love it! I’ll be watching Steven and Dave equally. Way to go Dave.

Awesome Show guys, liked the laid back vibe 😎

I love your intro and the music. It's super polished.

Was fortunate enough to meet Michael tonight on the way back from DFW. Awesome guy and an awesome show.

@maricampari3970

Жыл бұрын

Wow, that's super cool! 👍

First time watching normal world, Malice made me do it, and it can only go up from here.

*I can already tell you guys are being heavily censored by The Blaze.* >>> If this is the way it's going to be, get the hell off there and GO RUMBLE.

@gingeranagram2467

Жыл бұрын

Not letting them show the Roseanne joke because the tribe is absolutely absurd

@StrayTato

Жыл бұрын

Should have stayed with Crowder..

Amazing episode guys!

Glad to see you guys and your show!

Hey guys, this was a great episode to watch. Keep it up, thanks. ❤

Hahaha that intro was great, now to finish the episode...

I love this SOOO MUCH!

YAY!!! DAVE IS BACK!!!

That opening is definitely NORMAL WORLD happenstance😂😂😂

Lotsa love from Michigan, Dave

Hahaha, omg, sign me up. Subscribed. Good luck, you guys!

Great show :D you guys are goofy and keep it interesting! Thanks

That intro was so good😂

Totally right about that stomach pump rumor. I was in Montana in the 80s. My high-school spread those.

This is so awesome the show the guests the jokes !!! Hopefully the Blaze sees the potential and makes it a two or three hour show !

Awesome Episode!!

this is such a great show

I love this!!! How very cool. Subscribed,

Love michael malice. Glad you guys had him on

May I suggest for future bits done in high heat environments, to utilize a Dickey rather than a full turtleneck! It’s time to make Dickeys cool again! This show could lead the trend❣️lol