As a black man I never thought..........rice I didn't like.....I'm dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@stewartbarkley9547

24 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@leemurphyhaverhill

24 күн бұрын

Plain unseasoned soggy and burnt to the bottom of the pan

@prince_vegeta29

24 күн бұрын

imagine i was having rice while he made that comment 🤣😂🤣😂

@kingmani9553

24 күн бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@cem330

23 күн бұрын

Quality comment 😂😂😂👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

Blacktominy 😂😂😂😂😂...I am dead 😂😂😂

Kyle walker Bruv, he looks nervous Blud, like he's forgotten to lock his phone in front of his wife Bruv 😂😂😂 10:56

@joe2snj

24 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@MrScholsey18

24 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@itwasntme2270

24 күн бұрын

😅😅😅

@MU4Lyfe

24 күн бұрын

Bro how does he come up with these? 😭😭😭😭

@QwertYuiop-ro4ur

23 күн бұрын

Ruthless 😂

Ngl, this has got to be one of Rants' funniest rants.😂😂😂😂😂

@theamericanbrotha

23 күн бұрын

Yeah he's on form today

@sofianezoubirco

22 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

Bellingham and Declan Rice have the combined Technical ability of a wall nut🤦

@wayneholness6090

24 күн бұрын

You have the brain not as useful as a walnut

@a1a300

23 күн бұрын

really

@Freestyla-

14 күн бұрын

Lmaooo eat some humble pie boiiii

@k.m9900

13 күн бұрын

@Freestyla- why? If you think that was a good performance mate then I don't know what to say to you

The way the pundits were glazing Bellingham. It was disgusting

@donragnar8430

23 күн бұрын

Especially Gary Lineker - his pants were slowing changing from black to white with all the excitable liquids he was releasing

@kwameduodu6219

23 күн бұрын

Ayooooo

@jacobpayne9523

23 күн бұрын

The media golden boy what do u expect the most average baller ever

@donragnar8430

23 күн бұрын

Bros, if Olise goes Bayern and Sancho gets a loan there - the link up with Musiala under Vincent Kompany means I’m allowing Man Utd games to watch Bayern.

@jacobpayne9523

23 күн бұрын

@@donragnar8430 sanchos dead ??

Pass came back with snow on it Bruv, Ting was up in the air so long 😂😂😂 5:13 Damn Rants this is absolutely brilliant.

Hardly anyone have balls to criticise jude and say what he is exactly…big up to rants!! Realone

rants was cooking this match reaction we just need rants and gunner to cook these mutants today

Man said spicy mark noble 😂😂😂

@malcolmdjalo7050

22 күн бұрын

lol last year he called him Garth Barry with sauce 😂

Only thing I disagree with is Rants saying this is the worst England team he's seen...nah bro the team that lost to Iceland in 2016 still hold that crown

@kenanbilong8874

24 күн бұрын

Lost to Iceland in 2024 as well, so there you go

@user-fm8ez1zu3f

22 күн бұрын

Still time

Man were laughing when Madisson was not selected!

@axeya366

23 күн бұрын

Madders and Grealish. The ones who have creativity and vision. The midfield is stale now.

@Tim3point0

23 күн бұрын

@@axeya366 The biggest crime Southgate has committed is not giving Palmer game time!

@axeya366

23 күн бұрын

@@Tim3point0 true. Foden should be in center of mid with Eze. Palmer on the right. Bellingham or Rice, not both. They have nothing going forward. LW should be Gordon.

You can't tell me that in all the leagues in England you can't find a left back instead of trying to fit Trippier in there and selecting an injured Shaw.

@andreaugustus798

19 күн бұрын

Tyrick Mitchell from Crystal palace

Rants, men say Eriksen cant cope with intensity of PL. He looked decent against England with mostly PL players. Created at least 3 or 4 good chances. United should keep him for one more year. He can play 10 in Europa!

@OMman10

24 күн бұрын

He's a better 10 than Bruno who's a false 9, this is how i would play both for United

@k.m9900

24 күн бұрын

He should be playing as a 10 for united, but ETH loves his passion merchants.

@jameswang3349

24 күн бұрын

@@k.m9900 Bruno cant keep possession and is a selfish player

@DaveSeville-sf1ku

21 күн бұрын

@@k.m9900 Yeah Utd should play a diamond, they don't have world class wingers, this sounds crazy but even Antony in a diamond would cook. I think Utd should have played a diamond since back in the Jose days

The kyle walker joke 😂😭😭

Rants is the only real one, says it how it is.

Strongest ligaments on the planet Bruv because he's tripped over his feet three times Bruv 😂😂😂 4:12

Naaah…. 😂😂😂😂😂 The ball came down with snow on it ⚽️🌨️and the Kyle Walker phone unlocked. I’m Dead

Feel sorry for Foden. If he played for Spain or Germany at 10 now he would probably end up as the player of the tournament. Foden is playing with players who are not at his wavelength and not the other way around.

@SpecialP5

23 күн бұрын

Brother had one good season..relax yourself with foden

@shreddedguy679

23 күн бұрын

​ @@SpecialP5​​nah he has had 2 seasons at the very top of the game, the praise is earned, you relax with foden armchair expert 😂

@SpecialP5

22 күн бұрын

@@shreddedguy679 relax yourself with your very intelligent insults. Foden had one good season and yet to prove it if he can maintain it consistently. And that is at club level. He is yet to do anything of significance at the country level.

@VooDooMaGicMan81

22 күн бұрын

​​@@SpecialP5he's one of the best players of his age, but that's not saying much. Football has dropped massively in the last 10-15 years, other than the physical and tactical side of things.

@shreddedguy679

20 күн бұрын

@@SpecialP5 I am relaxed, its just you downplaying a guy who I'm not saying overall is one the best in the world but based on performance, trophies, achievements it seems only players like vinicius are ahead of him based purely on current form

100% agree - but Mark Guehi only one that can hold his head up high so far

Most overrated football nation ever. One trophy back in 1966 and in last 20+ years you always hearing it‘s coming home. England are historically a bad team in possession, they were always lacking technical players. They can‘t keep the ball like Germany, Spain or Portugal. Rice can‘t dicate the tempo of the game like Kroos, Rodri or Vitinha do. Trent is not a midfielder and Jude is just a box crasher. How do you want to control a game with this mediocre, imbalanced midfield. Reality check for some arrogant fans, who thought England have the best team in the tournament.

@thealbertshow1308

24 күн бұрын

💯💯💯💯

@lsnamber

24 күн бұрын

I'm convinced this was orchestrated by higher ups, we lost 4-0 to hungary this year how on Earth were we ever supposed to be favorites. Whoever first said England were favorites must of said it as a joke to trick the media

@LightningAsh

23 күн бұрын

1000, bro. Bruno Bellingham is just a worst version of the original from Man Utd. I can't stand Fernandes either, but he at least can ping pass sometimes. The English version of him in Bellingham can't even do that. He would be nothing without his physicality

@VooDooMaGicMan81

22 күн бұрын

Not difficult to highlight 3 or 4 morons saying something stupid in the age of social media. Nobody I know thought England were favourites, but hey if you want to believe that the majority were hyping them, crack on

Some of your takes and opinions piss me off sometimes but Nah man you are funny i give you that. Man said walkers running around like he left his phone unlocked around his mrs ffs😂😂😂

Light-skinned Longstaff 😅😂😅😂😅😅😂😂😅

@shreddedguy679

23 күн бұрын

Bellaini😂

Man was on smoke in this one! Man said BlackTominay yuh kno😂

Bellingham is the most overrated player in the world.

Everything around England is jarring, it’s the same cycle every tournament and the media storm that surrounds them you would think they win trophies like prime Spain. What a joke.

The rice talk was funny as fk rants. I didn’t know how passionate you are about England, you right too.

Real salt lake for Trent una😂

This is why Rants gets the respect because HE TELLS IT HOW IT IS 👏

Aye yooo this is hilarious 😂😭😂 Coach rants knows more ball than anyone that’s ever lived 😅😭

Rants your spitting facts bro these man are dead ballers

😂Rashford somewhere about to open a pack🚬

Spicy Marc Noble

Here for the vibesss 😂😂😂

“The Danish blud… the Danish?!” 😂😂😂

Spicy Mark Noble 😂

Nahhh the Kyle Walker part sent me 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😁

Rants is stupid, that Kyle Walker joke had me dead 😭😭😭

Legendary and straight facts

I gave up when Foden went off. Persisting with that melt at 10 instead of Foden is almost as bad as experimenting with Trent at 8 during an actual tournament.

Bro Trent has been awful for a while he's living off that 1 hit against Barcelona and he's been shit ever since

If Arteta was the England manager, this video would be on repeat for the team to watch until they start winning. Arteta: “Lets fucken show him!”

Spicy Mark Noble🔥🤣

Spicy mark noble

This was a joy to watch, it's not coming home. Draw against an average Denmark!

Last time England played attacking football was WC 98. Since then, we’ve hired nothing but counter attacking coaches: Sven, Capello, Allardyce, Hodgson and park the bus Southgate. Hire Tuchel and watch England play ball possession football.

Rants keeping it real!!!

"this brudda cant play for real salt lake"....rants spit some truth cook ur fellow englishmen... 😂 😂

I would take out Trent and Rice or Trent and Bellingham and put Mainoo and Cole Palmer in there, 2 guys with actual technical ability. And even though Maddison has been off form at the end of the season, again he is a creative player who can play between the lines.

@usmanadam6147

21 күн бұрын

I can assure you with the midfield of Mainoo and Palmer, England are going to get sacrificed

Spicy mark noble 😂

Tbf Rice has never been a 6. He's more in the mold of Mascherano and Khedira. He's a man marker, a destroyer and he does that job well. Those that said he was a 6 just don't understand the game. He has never had the technical ability to play a 6.

Rice you knew this long time😊

Option 1 (change system): GK: PICKFORD CB: WALKER CB: STONES CB: GUEHI LWB: GORDON RWB: SAKA CM: RICE CM: JUDE/KOBBIE AM: PALMER/JUDE AM: FODEN CF: KANE Option 2 (change personnel): GK: PICKFORD RB: WALKER CB: STONES CB: GUEHI LB: GOMEZ CM: RICE CM: JUDE 10: FODEN RW: SAKA LW: GORDON CF: KANE

Southgate is never gonna drop Bellingham forget it Rants , no matter how badly he plays 😂

man really said trent cant pass 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

@billyshabir4354

24 күн бұрын

Did you watch how many missed passes he had last night? Tell me you didn’t watch the game without telling me?

@LightningAsh

23 күн бұрын

He means can't pass in tight spaces, bro. Sure, Trent can ping fancy long passes *WHEN HE HAS TIME & SPACE ON THE BALL.* That's the nuance. Yes, man, it's important. If you're truly special, you should be able to play passes when players surround you. That's not Trent, man. You press Trent and he'll surrender the ball easily. That's why he's a right-back - or plays right-back I should say, because he can't operate in tight spaces.

@Freestyla-

21 күн бұрын

@@LightningAsh Bros out here using chatGPT! oh and TAA has been arguably the best passer in the past 5 years in Europe.

@Freestyla-

21 күн бұрын

@@billyshabir4354 Tell me you have zero ball knowledge without telling me you have zero ball knowledge

Nah you taking the piss fam 😅😅😅😅😅

This man rants does talk so much cee u next Tuesday

Tripper has been playing against Newcastle 😂😂😂😂😂

It's mad how our best player in this Tournament is Guehi Play 3-5-2 or 3-4-1-2 Trent (RWB) Walker Stones Guehi Saka (LWB) Rice Bellingham or Mainoo. Palmer or Foden. Kane behind Watkins or Tonney. This is the only formation I can think of that puts all our best attackers in their closest to normal positions and mitigates the issue of having no left-back. Either way what we're doing isn't working.

Mans sed 'utrid'😅😅😅

I've been waiting for this one rants at his shameless best his analogies are second to none just love his content

Hood Classic Rants..rant 😂

Arsenal players living in Rants head rent free. Brother is Salty that no united player is good enough anymore 😂

@paulfolan69

23 күн бұрын

Are there any english in the utd team ? 😅

@eniolaelisery1503

22 күн бұрын

@@paulfolan69Luke shaw, Harry Maguire

@notfifaplayer670

22 күн бұрын

@@paulfolan69no just rashford shaw maguire bissaka mount

I don’t see all the hype people praise Bellingham for. He hasn’t been great in any games I’ve seen. He has great moments

No invitation haha Pickford gives me a headache just watching him yell at everyone

Andrich uhtrid trim 😂😂😂

Sad to say this is the worst England team when this team should be our golden generation 😢

2:00 Rice is a spicy Mark Noble😂😂

Man said uhtred trim 😂😂😂😂

4:26 blacktomimay 😂😂😂😂😂

England could have ‘All time Best 11’ and they would still lose. Awful team. Awful pundits. Awful propaganda. They don’t deserve anything that’s why it’s been over 50+ years since winning anything internationally.

Unhinged. But I can't argue

As the footballer yourself, how much is there in the fatigue narrative? The team looks knackered at face value.. but is that an excuse? Also, when england have spells of looking like lost deers in the headlights, some people say that it's like when a Boxer takes rounds off to recharge energy levels.. thoughts ?

@chrismall8285

24 күн бұрын

A boxer is one person. How on earth does a team decide to collectively “recharge” DURING a match?? They’re shit and that’s all there is to it.

@objectiveincision3970

24 күн бұрын

@@chrismall8285 .. 🤣.. Can't argue with your last sentence! I guess when the weak links are tired, it drags everyone else down.

😂😂… this is definitely your funniest and most factual rants bellingham and rice is so overrated 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂

Uthred trim for andrich wild

Even a player like Angel Gomes who hasnt had a look in for England would do a better job than Rice.

“BlackTominay” is crazy!

I’m here for the England downfall up and early

You cooked😂😂

Looking like someone stole his lunch money😂😂😂😂😂

Are you from a place called north west london fam?

You could be a clown and win a trophy so fucking true !!!!!!!!!

Actually the draw is good for England if they top the group it will be against a nr. 3 in the next round (probably Austria/Czech/Slovakia/Romania) and then Italy or Switzerland in the quarters so despite how awful the play has been a semi final should still be possible

@chuak.c7349

22 күн бұрын

They will be ran over by Austria if they met in the next round.

as a coach i cant

Bellingham’s Balon D’or chances just plummeted

Fax Bellingham ballon d'or 😂😂😂 more like bellend d'or

They need to sack Southgate mid tournament. I think them saying “there’s more to come ..” is a soft way of saying Southgate out. But they do talk nonsense

Bro said bellaini 😂

Na, don't bin, remove Trent and play Foden in the middle Gordon Kane Saka Watkins Toney Bowen Foden Palmer Rice Jude Eze Spain are dangerous exactly because they play actual midfielders in mid. Obviously Spanish midfielders are far superior to engli6 once but you get the point.

They said Rice is better than Rodri. 😂🤣

Idc for England at all as I don’t associate myself with them but when they go out gonna hit like crack these pundits have dug there grave

Rants you’re too much brev 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

England football team is picked because of their names and their transfer fees. They also try to fit players in because of what they do for their clubs. You can play great in your club system but shit for your country because your country playing style may not suit you.

The real English ballers are either on the bench or at home…Southgate sacrificed your midfield to accommodate Bellingham aka “BlackTominay”, TAA is not a midfielder and he’s a turnstile defensively at RB, Saka is nice but he’s not that guy to take over, Foden seems like he’s trying to do everything himself bc they don’t play to him on the left so he’s like “fuck it I’ll get the ball off the CBs” 😅🤣, Kane is slow bc as soon as Watkins came in he was able to make the runs in behind…as a Chelsea fan, leave Palmer on the Bench bc he don’t need to be in this mess and we got preseason soon 😁🤣

@DaveElcock

24 күн бұрын

As a man utd fan i don't want kobbie part of this either.

@c_nyak24

24 күн бұрын

@@DaveElcock facts! I like this Mainoo kid too, saw him ball out live in preseason during the American tour and was like “who’s this kid in midfield?”…nice to know eye test still reigns supreme 😅🤷🏾‍♂️

2, 41 into the video and you said bro 31 times that's a bro every 5 seconds, crazy stats

@DaveElcock

24 күн бұрын

You counted them is what got me typing.

As a City fan, you are right about Stones he lost the pace

Your not being fair Rants, ITS ALL ON SOUTHGATE! He's the one who selects the squad n positioning! He's the worst! THE SQUAD SELECTION IS Embarrassing to say the least. HE'S GOT TO GO....WE HAVE KNOWN IT FOR TOO MANY YEARS NOW!

DIs guy playing tennis Bruv 😂😂😂 Take Trent's passport Bruv 😂😂😂 What the fuck are we doing here? This brother has stolen a whole career - how? He might just be the best manager of all time.. 3:49

Boregate makes Ole look prime fergie tho.

England is taking players and trying to play them with their respective club system and that's why England is not a team but rather individuals.