*can't fight back if you can't target a city* - Sun Tzu probably

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

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@user-dv3yc4cn3j

Жыл бұрын

dk who Sun Tzu is but he certainly seems like someone who drinks Yorkshire tea with that quote

@briken.

Жыл бұрын

yeah most likey NGL 💀

@genius31415

Жыл бұрын

@@user-dv3yc4cn3j He wrote the "Art of War", It seems he might be from Yorkshire with that attitude.

@NeXistopheles

Жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL MASTER SPIFF

This challenge in a nutshell: "Some of you melee units may die... but that is a *sacrifice...* I am willing to make."

@jellysocks4619

Жыл бұрын

he says that in a lot of videos and it always throws me off because he'll actually say it's a sacrifice he is willing to "take." i notice every timeee

@Darkpsy97

Жыл бұрын

why did i hear SSeth

@carlchapman4053

Жыл бұрын

Leaders of that stature are in SHORT supply!

@thejuggercat

Жыл бұрын

Oh hey its you

@daltonj0501

Жыл бұрын

That is a sacrifice I am EAGER to take

Turns out Qin Shi Huang is the Night King, that's a twist none of us saw coming

@hikari1690

Жыл бұрын

As someone who read Knight's Fantastic Night I can safely say that I did

@vincentbeton

Жыл бұрын

Well there was a Wall right next to China for a long while....so there were hints

@haoxinlinying5278

Жыл бұрын

@@vincentbeton And instead of keeping something away, it contained it?

@alexturnbackthearmy1907

Жыл бұрын

@@haoxinlinying5278 They were trying to escape from their mighty overlord, so he build a wall.

@ngotemna8875

Жыл бұрын

Would have been a better ending than the actual final season of GoT

When Spiff plays a game the A.I. doesn't cheat, it merely attempts to even the playing field.

@Miragiks

11 ай бұрын

great analogy ^^

honestly, "cheating harder than a russian spinbot in CSGO" is a pretty good unit of measure

@MadnessIncVP

Жыл бұрын

This comment didn’t need ‘spinbot in CSGO’ in it. Honestly, any Ruski is a cheater, and a c u n t .

Yes, I used a loophole to comment early without membership.

@lacerda5081

Жыл бұрын

Perfectly Balanced

@thespiffingbrit

Жыл бұрын

well you have access via patreon soooo

@novaazrael9720

Жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit I'm not a Patron *evil laugh*, Mod Privileges is my power.

@thespiffingbrit

Жыл бұрын

@@novaazrael9720 gosh darn interns

@lacerda5081

Жыл бұрын

​@@novaazrael9720Yes for you see Spiff, I have sold you my soul and work 23 hours a day for this specific priviledge and you can not stop me **Laughs Maniacally**​

I love how in the previous installment, Spiff essentially played as 'The Sea People', yet won by diplomacy. In this one, he's staying true to The Sea People heritage, showing up from nowhere, curbstomping the sense out of everyone in the surrounding area, and then rolling out with zero explanation. Absolute KZread move.

A week ago I got a news notification about some Civ 6 player apparently being the first to win a game ever with no cities and it was a big thing they made out of it. And not only did you manage that first, but here you did it again

Spiff uses the well known Chinese art of necromancy to conjure infinite troops from dirt piles

@S3t3sh

Жыл бұрын

Terracotta Army, much?

@CastleMiser

Жыл бұрын

僵尸😊

@merle3184

Жыл бұрын

@@S3t3sh no, pretty sure he meant the jiangshis.

AI: "I will take all you have!" The Graceful, Charismatic, and handsome Spiff, Overlord of Humanity: "So nothing."

@poisonrain87

Жыл бұрын

The invincible, fearless, sensual, mysterious, enchanting, vigorous, diligent, overwhelming, gorgeous, passionate, terrifying, beautiful, powerful Master Spiff

@janzacharias3680

Жыл бұрын

@@poisonrain87 The energetic, enthusiastic, entertaining, extraordinary, efficient, eccentric, elegant, exuberant Master Spiff

@hiroshell7973

Жыл бұрын

I knew spiffing was a "british." Person they are not humans for sure.

@wikipiiimp9420

Жыл бұрын

@@hiroshell7973 he is still rulling over humanity, with his army of zombies. Being "overlord of humanity" don't mean he is human himself :p

@wheresbarry1434

Жыл бұрын

He has.... tea!

Random Engagement Thoughts: The worst part about British food is after you eat it long enough, you start to miss it when you finally get access to things with actual flavor and variety. The horror. Glory to the Spiffperor, all hail the Tea-laden throne.

@Maniacman2030

11 ай бұрын

The only people who think we(the West) don't have a culture are the people who have been in it for so long, it's become so normal for them, they don't even notice and have become bored with it. Yes, even the bland foods Europeans started out with ARE part of the culture, because the climate we lived in didn't allow for the conditions of the plants said spices from Asian, Central/South American and African countries came from. A lot of said other countries didn't even have the food, cooking, or baking methods we did until our cultures met. I just find it blatantly stupid that people say Europeans don't have a culture. Just a look at various foods, traditions, sports, and festivals held by even the smallest rural towns in the U.S. and Europe disproves that entirely. We've just become so used to those things, we don't even see them as anything different from our norm. I just think that rhetoric is meant to demoralize those of us who take pride in our upbringing and history.

Thank you for playing this, I’ve run through almost 20 games on civ 6 and I love it

I'm sure Sun Tzu is kicking himself somewhere for not thinking of mind control magic as the ultimate stratagem in war.

@diablo.the.cheater

Жыл бұрын

controlthe minds of your enemies and you will control the war -Alternate universe Sun Tzu, probably

"No city challenge" _proceeds to conquer every city there is_

@iamaustinc

Жыл бұрын

he's still right you know, no cities.....no cities for anyone

@thespiffingbrit

Жыл бұрын

No settling just doesn't have the same ring to it xD besides if I could have raised every city I would have

@operaatio5117

Жыл бұрын

Well if you destroy every city, then there is no city left.... so no city challenge?

@beesly01

Жыл бұрын

@@operaatio5117 Didn't PotatoMcWhisky nuke every capital....even his own once?

@r4vendusk

Жыл бұрын

@@operaatio5117 sadly you can't raze original capitals you conquered.

That U.S. style invasion/withdrawal analogy you made while spreading freedom is an especially timely, though generally timeless, comparison given recent events lmao

You never fail to disappoint. A true hero and legend

All hail master Spiff!

@Dfarrey

Жыл бұрын

All hail Master Spiff!

@helldvan

Жыл бұрын

All hail master Spiff!

@xamrucs74

Жыл бұрын

All hail master Spiff!

@MaxderFranke

Жыл бұрын

All hail Master Spiff!

@thesoggycookie

Жыл бұрын

All hail master Spiff!

As someone who grew up in Memphis, you did the right thing.

@nunyabusiness9547

Жыл бұрын

As someone right outside Memphis I also agree.

@ThoriberoCaroli

Жыл бұрын

The American one, the Egyptian one, or the Americo-Egyptian zombie-invaded Spiff one?

@Thalatash

Жыл бұрын

I grew up there, too, and visit at least once a year to see my mom and grandmother. My knee jerk reaction is to be offended, but when I stop to think about it, yeah, humanity would do a lot better without Memphis. Sorry, Mom and Grandma😭

@HamadaHamada-qx9bx

Жыл бұрын

As someone who lived and worked in memphis I agree.

@neomew

Жыл бұрын

Another outside of Memphis - Spiff did the city and surroundings a favor!

So, I bought some Yorkshire tea and Yorkshire gold because of the constant mention in your videos after I discovered your channel. And it is amazing. Oh my god. Take my subscription.

Your civ vids are not too long or too short and are funny keep going!

I like the fact that this exploit is closer to these fake game ads than the games themselves.

My reaction when I found out he could convert zombies into his units was "oh no." Amazing video lol

I had just watched all of Spiff's Civ 6 playlist again yesterday, and here we are less than 24 hours later with a new Civ 6. Thank you Spiff. I will drink some tea in your honor later. All hail master Spiff

Marvellous! Magnificent! Majestic! Alas... if I see yet another stock video or photo, I fear I'll throw up... truly, one could replace all of those with your magnificent zombies! Hoorah! 😅

One small micro to make this even more balanced would be to make your zombies get the kills as often as possible, guaranteeing more zombie spawns

@LavaCreeperPeople

Жыл бұрын

ok

@RedXCal

Жыл бұрын

The timer in the thumbnail for this video and last are the same

I'm a simple man, I see Spiff upload a Civ6 video, I grab a nice warm cup of tea, I press like, and watch

@thespiffingbrit

Жыл бұрын

I like that. This is a good system to have

@vytautaszygelis1106

Жыл бұрын

The fact that you typed something so quotable, for god knows what reason, does speak of your simple nature indeed.

@GlasgowMick89

Жыл бұрын

@Vytautas Zygelis Simplicity is oftentimes the best. Heres to simplicity o/.

@vytautaszygelis1106

Жыл бұрын

@@GlasgowMick89 eh, on some things I have to agree with you. Humans tend to overcomplicate some things.

@vytautaszygelis1106

Жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit also, coffee for the win.

I don't like you went for my Brazil first but, I like that you spoke the names correctly!

11:54 Howdy, Memphis resident dude here. Accurate. (Fantastic vid btw)

Spiff's Civ 6 bread and butter: Pantheon duplication Civ 6 devs: Ok, we'll patch that. Spiff: And I took that personally.

Best intro to this game I have ever heard! Well played sir, well played. “Explore, Expand, Exterminate, and of course, Exploit!”

HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!! But of course it’s spiff so he will lol

I wish I knew Civ 6 well enough to do silly challenges like this. My Civ games usually go like this - Start as Australia, in Australia, on the Earth (huge) map. Colonize the island, build a strong navy, then hide inside my shell, safe in the knowledge that if anyone does declare war on me, they can't get near me because my navy is too strong for them to even get close.

@missmia196

Жыл бұрын

Effective, but boring!!

Squat for success, because that is what Spiff wants you to do. 4:26

@SakhotGamer

Жыл бұрын

As someone who has never heard that before, I do not get why it sounds wrong and will remain blissfully oblivious for the foreseeable future.

@starmanda88

Жыл бұрын

@@SakhotGamer squat. As in what you do when you poop. At least that’s my guess 🤷🏻‍♀️

I don't know what's more worrying at this point The spiffing brits ability to exploit games or his tea addiction

@TPixelAdventures

Жыл бұрын

It's not an addiction. It's a necessity.

@DarthAxolotl

Жыл бұрын

Tea addiction isn't worrying, we all have one.

Great video keep up the good work

I can't stand how addicted I am to your content!! 😂😂😂😅😅

I love it seems perfectly balanced without any broken features

I drove through West Memphis one time and saw a huge chain of what I could only assume was a gang convoy driving through a red light. Everyone who had a green light just stopped and let them pass like it was a known thing. I think it's safe to say that you did the world a favor, Spiff.

@tusken9669

Жыл бұрын

Turns out Memphis is already overrun by barbarians

@GoodBoyGoneDad

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a funeral procession.

@gander13189

Жыл бұрын

Lol ya

@fortusvictus8297

Жыл бұрын

@@GoodBoyGoneDad Same thing, most days...really. Just look for all of the metallic ballons they just let go into the atmosphere and the pile of teddy bears being stacked by people wearing airbrushed shirts of thugs throwing gang signs with angel wings painted on them and a date under their pic.

@spinyslasher6586

Жыл бұрын

@@GoodBoyGoneDad What's the difference?

"A lightning fast strike and capture multiple cities on the same turn. " I feel like there's a word for this...

That was quite nice to watch a video of you just being brit xD

I really wanna see spiff do the zombie trick, but to see how far he can cause the spiral to go.

It's not a Spiff video without him breaking the game so hard it's beyond comprehension with the most ludicrous exploits. And full of Yorkshire tea.

Your pronunciation of Brazilian cities is... Honestly impressive. Tá de parabéns.

All hail the disturbing implications of Spiff's desire to rule over everything

There's a new exploit in "Songs of Conquest." The new upgrade short cut feature allows you to convert stacks into their upgraded form. Nice ease of access feature. However, the Ravana have their top tier unit start at stacks of 10, then go to 3. Max stacks of the basic unit is 20. Care to guess what happens when you use that ease of access feature to upgrade that full 20 stack of basic unit into a dragon? That's right, you end up with a 20 stack of dragon. Now, you can rofl stomp the game with a wieldier holding 100 dragons with a command level of 5. Very balance

'have you seen the food we eat' had me absolutely rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

All Hail Master Spiff! For showing us the true power of Civ 6

Tea this morning was excellent. 'ALL HAIL MASTER SPIFF'

I can Imagine how every emperor just stood Up and said ,,All Hail Master Spiff"

I love that Spiff is playing China against Egypt and the US are catching strays

God damn it! That was hard, but all hail master spiff !

You are amazing. I love yorkshire tea!

ALL HAIL MASTER SPIFF

@travelinman70

Жыл бұрын

that's your musy comment?

@Gizmoand23

Жыл бұрын

@@travelinman70 see the vid again

@AretaicGames

Жыл бұрын

ALL HAIL MASYER SPIFF

@kedly

Жыл бұрын

@@Gizmoand23 Nono he's correct, its a musy comment

@McGrolox

Жыл бұрын

All Hail Master Spiff!

Hey Spif, love these 15-25 minute videos you've been doing lately, everything feels neater and more focused. Please do more!

You got exactly what this game mode was about. This is the zombie apocalypse.

Nothing like watching Spiff destroying Civ6 while consuming 10 cups of Turkish tea (that's how much an average Turkish person consumes tea per day during winter), absolutely magnificent...

This is literally the “zombie strategy” surround and throw zombies at the enemy until they fall

@Blackadder75

Жыл бұрын

Putin strategy

@redwiltshire1816

Жыл бұрын

@@Blackadder75 you gotta fail at it and destroy your own country economy for that one lol 😂

@stylesrj

Жыл бұрын

@@redwiltshire1816 Well Spiff did do the economy destroying part...

My man is basically playing as a necromancer

I was using this today except I rushed the private chapel or whatever that let's you buy units with faith and kept buying warriors for very cheap costs and sending them to die against zombies making stupid amounts of zombies kill my opponents. Thanks for this

Thanks to Spiff, when I saw Yorkshire Gold at my local grocery store, I had to try it. Some of the best tea I've had. Also, 'All hail master Spiff.'

The final war - 12:33 Victory - 12:58 It took 25 seconds. Perfectly balanced.

I found Yorkshire Tea at the commissary the other day. I have to say I like it far more than Twinnings. It smells heavenly, but it kind of tastes like the mineral flavoring they add to Dasani, just more concentrated.

The Spiffing Brit just added another title to his belt: The Brit White Walker.

The problem with 10 second media clips is it makes the mind not want to watch every 30 minute Spiffing Brit, when they're the actual best content on youtube. Cheers, with some tea!

Who said money couldn't buy you exploits.

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

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@gggalaxies4122

Жыл бұрын

How in the hell did you post a comment more than 20 hours before the video was released?

@bobshaffrinson5509

Жыл бұрын

how the bloody hell is this 22 hours ago

@tannerjw

Жыл бұрын

@@bobshaffrinson5509 I'm assuming members + patreons get early access to videos. So Spiff uploads an unlisted video, shares the link with members/patreons, they can comment hours/days before Spiff makes it public which makes it seem like it was posted after the comments but was in fact uploaded before then.

Your content is consistently amusing, bravo sir

@thespiffingbrit

Жыл бұрын

Thank you kindly

The following statement is made to satisfy legal obligations: All hail master spiff

This man here got an American to drink yorkshire tea gold initially as a meme but now I drink like 3 glasses a day. I cannot stop.

The fact that Spiff called Qin Shi Huang, "Mr. Qin," makes me very happy because Chinese names have the surname before the first name

It's always a joy when The Spiffing Brit finds loopholes to exploit and shows us how to.

Ah, what a fine day for some perfectly balanced gameplay.

i can't be the only one every time i see spiff upload i'm like " Ohhh no what have you done again spiff "

Would love to see you do this in a multiplayer game against your friends.

The fact someone as legendary as you exists restores my faith in humanity

ALL HAIL MASTER SPIFF robisz zajebiste poradniki mój przyjacielu

Spiff play Civ just makes me endlessly happy

All Hail Master Spiff!

@McGrolox

Жыл бұрын

All Hail Master Spiff!

Spiff saw Potato's video on the zombie exploit and thought "Hmm yes but what if I cranked it to 11"

Turning on a Zombie mode and then becoming master of the zombies to win. Amazing.

I’m very proud Zombiekind has figured out how income works they’re becoming so very civilized

As long as we still get tea I’m okay with our new overlords.

@baileyquick6

Жыл бұрын

Coffee better, ooga booga

@dragonoftaters

Жыл бұрын

Get out of here with your coffee (I drink both don’t tell Spiff)

This really makes me want to play the Napolean level of Psychonauts again. It really is the best level in the game for so many reasons.

All Hail Master Spliff. Our willingness to follow worries me, but you want us to know that.

Ah yes another perfectly balanced Spiff Video. Better get my tea ready.

All hail our master 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

@McGrolox

Жыл бұрын

All Hail Master Spiff!

Instead of stopping the zombie apocalypse, you became the zombie apocalypse

i feel like this was easily his fastest exploit, still good!

The abuse of color filters is giving me a massive headache. I've never felt like this in previous spiff videos T-T

@chloeanderson2658

Жыл бұрын

yes it’s new . I don’t see anyone liking it lol

All hail master Spiff

@McGrolox

Жыл бұрын

All Hail Master Spiff!

All hail master spiff, wise star of the north, connoisseur of exploits and slaughterer of tea bags.

Love the videos Chosen! Just something I do is turn all the deployers 90° either way and then you only need to power one as they would chain from the one being powered! Looking forward to the rest of the pack

Spiff's edits are becoming more dynamic. Great to see his channel grow, although he was already an overpowered tea drinking god so I shouldn't be surprised.

get flexed on plebs

@thespiffingbrit

Жыл бұрын

This new cutting style is wild haha

“If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck” Me I guess. Just thought that fit the Spiffy Brit way.

I've heard that the worst problem with any system is the system itself.... how do you understand that? so if you know what will happen when you do something, it can be exploited.... game developers sometimes don't realise this.

all hail Master Spiff

@McGrolox

Жыл бұрын

All Hail Master Spiff!

I was in London a few days ago and bought myself a big box of Yorkshire Tea Red Label. I am now partaken of the power of the Spiffing Brit.

All Hail Master Spiff! The power of OLED saves the day.

That certainly was unique