Can you imagine what Jordans wife is like? Jordan " I am going to Italy.." Wife "OK enjoy the various activities."

@mrblaoblao6981

4 жыл бұрын

"...and don't forget to pack your Norelco Body Groomer"

@Liam-jy7yi

4 жыл бұрын

Enjoy that romantic moment alone

@marianoyuba3736

4 жыл бұрын

Do not forget to prepare your body in various ways

@baldwinivofjerusalem47

4 жыл бұрын

His wife is Emma aka Conan 😂

@shapes9495

4 жыл бұрын

Mariano Yuba damn you beat me to it

They're a perfect combo. Conan tells 100 jokes a minute and Jordan reacts to none of them.

@Karlach_

Жыл бұрын

tru

@edibleapeman

Жыл бұрын

He is Conan's foil, almost precisely mirroring a weird inversion of the Batman/Joker dynamic. Papers could be written about these two.

@pablot-r9402

Жыл бұрын

Relatable, too. Within all of us are varying degrees of Conan and Schlansky.

@pablot-r9402

11 ай бұрын

@@edibleapeman I always like to think there's varying degrees of Conan & Schlansky in all of us that helps make their chemistry so relatable. Many of us can be entertaining, goofy, and downright childish, but as responsible adults, we're also attentive, aware, and trying our best to be educated, knowledgeable and professional when needed. Seems between these guys, we get the whole spectrum, and we literally can't lose when these two are talking to each other.

@axelorsal9583

4 ай бұрын

Yet out of all the jokes Conan throws, Jordan broke by Conan's stares.

"I prefer experiences rather than materialistic-" "Nice watch, by the way." Conan is the best. 😂

@user-be5qg7mr1s

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@AS-bp2zr

2 жыл бұрын

30k rolex 🤣

@user-be5qg7mr1s

2 жыл бұрын

@@AS-bp2zr I like how he taps it

@chajang7292

2 жыл бұрын

Conan is truly a genius I will miss him

@PureGarbageWithCheese

2 жыл бұрын

I prefer pizza than pasta but I will sometimes order pasta ya know?

I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂

@drkillinger6636

4 жыл бұрын

I love bacon 🥓

@celia-ov6rm

4 жыл бұрын

True :)

@Gravydog316

4 жыл бұрын

that's nice. so, like I was saying, Conan & Jordan should have their own reality show.

@tristan7844

4 жыл бұрын

QRS3C273 lolll me too!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AleksandarIvanov69

4 жыл бұрын

That's the proper response to children

Conan: I paid that guy to kill you Jordan: I see

@greatgodpan5001

4 жыл бұрын

BaKu wiTSaUcE god isnt real so no

@lillyanne7277

4 жыл бұрын

*gentle head nod*

@Agent-jp2hm

4 жыл бұрын

I always thought Jordon was an assassin before joining the Conan team

@aeuihatlilordofthevoid7879

3 жыл бұрын

@@Agent-jp2hm Jordan*

As a fake Italian myself, he’s pretty good at his craft.

@user-ol5bj4dm2v

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I'm gonna take that "fake" label and use that from now on to describe people that try to emulate a culture from the outside.

@exzardoz2851

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ol5bj4dm2v what's the problem if they like a specific culture

@isiahaf1359

Жыл бұрын

@@user-ol5bj4dm2v are you just finding out about the word fake or something?

@JaxLittles

Жыл бұрын

@@user-ol5bj4dm2v uhhhh yeah. That's what people call people who do that. Lmao. Who is this kid

@aididdat1749

Жыл бұрын

@@JaxLittles a fake kid

Doesn't laugh at Conan's jokes, Laughs at his silence. LEGEND

@arduous222

7 ай бұрын

But please, imagine: one day Conan just run into you, proceeds to stare at you with little facial expression for 5 mins. Can you not laugh?

@dragonsdynamite6403

23 күн бұрын

His childish, annoying attempts at humour aren’t jokes.

In case you're wondering, here are all places Conan visited in Italy: Dande Losicio Gabiando Lobodidi Savieradanda Montescendo Sitalita Gando Seciendo Silventendi Rondondandi Scontecunda Sanchatito Portava Sanchutti Baharanda Srototototo Rapudi Pota Chapatubidu Santantapata Rapacopa Shanda Pundo Panda Panta Pinda Pande Pu

@majoraxx2427

4 жыл бұрын

Ty was in Sanchatito and Panda last week. Dope places

@ColinStachowski

4 жыл бұрын

@@majoraxx2427 You gotta see Rapudi and Srotototo! You'll fall in love!

@enzyme6649

4 жыл бұрын

This needs to have more likes

@adarshrai5827

4 жыл бұрын

Pinda pande pu is an amazing place

@mrfolgers4585

4 жыл бұрын

Ha you said pu

wow. they upgraded jordan's system. he can laugh now!

@andreafranco5551

6 жыл бұрын

gemmy2492 new update. But it's beta tester because that smile is so strange

@terry-zZ

6 жыл бұрын

but he does not know the right moment to use it

@Filipe1020

6 жыл бұрын

It's the new Jordan Schlansky 2.0 - 2018 Edition.

@whitehuayra

6 жыл бұрын

AI's come along way

@lichtishlogistics

6 жыл бұрын

I thought it was just malfunctioning.

The greatest part of Jodan always saying he completes various tasks is the fact that that is literally the Google definition of associate producer.

@apeters1285

Жыл бұрын

In one of those remotes explaining his job title he’s actually wearing a Google Tshirt 😂

The way Jordan waits for Conan to finish making fun of his "qualifying himself" then immediately takes the pointer back and continues like nothing happened is legendary

@terriz.2981

8 ай бұрын

My favorite part

"It's a quick conversation".Now that's a good marriage 😁

@fastica

5 жыл бұрын

Also known as couple without kids.

@zeeblue1220

4 жыл бұрын

She’s probably used to it given how many times he’s been to Italy.

@glo1005

4 жыл бұрын

If only a lot of marriages where like that, but yea you know.

@911shan

4 жыл бұрын

Well it's a quick conversation on this occasion because it's going to be filmed with Jordan showing his favorite places in Italy to Conan with a camera crew and everything. I bet not all conversations of his travels are "quick". No one lives in a fantasy land like that, it's marriage after all lol

@saeta

4 жыл бұрын

Is either a really good one, or a really bad one where none actually care about the other

Jordan telling Conan that romance is a diverse concept while Conan is pretending to be an inflatable sex doll is just everything beautiful about their relationship in a nutshell

@pietandersen6120

5 жыл бұрын

CheshireCat Its gotta be a character that he is playin, he cant actually be like that.

@hamiltonatthedisco8823

5 жыл бұрын

@@pietandersen6120 I do think Jordan is mostly like that. I think he smiles a little more than this, but he could definitely be this "character" as a person.

@joshuafoley7014

5 жыл бұрын

CheshireCat these are facts wi wi

@joshuafoley7014

5 жыл бұрын

Hamilton! At The Disco if he wants to be. Very little amount of people have this ability

@IamGibby

5 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. Really showcased what I would assume their relationship most likely is day to day.

"that's not where speech is controlled" most glorious Jordan moment of all time

@drunkensailor112

Жыл бұрын

Yes. It's 5-0 right there

@pablot-r9402

Жыл бұрын

Jordan is always actively listening and isn't simply waiting for his turn to talk.

@deanmacey3554

6 ай бұрын

Amazing moment 😂

@CatatonicImperfect

2 күн бұрын

a quick Google search suggests "Brocca's Area" in the left prefrontal cortex, kinda at the temple, is associated with speech production and articulation. there's additional areas responsible for motor control and cognitive functions. it seems like conans stick would indeed miss most of these. then again, jordan schlansky's brain might be put together differently than a normal human's brain.

Jordan’s such a good dude that the only thing he criticized about Conan’s face is an easily fixable skin care thing, as opposed to actually criticizing his appearance.

@AD-eg9cw

2 жыл бұрын

Confident people like to raise the confidence of others.

@doctorsuave

2 жыл бұрын

@@AD-eg9cw well put

@AD-eg9cw

2 жыл бұрын

@@doctorsuave Thank you

@beastinthesky6774

2 жыл бұрын

Watch their dinner at Jordan's favorite restaurant, he tells Conan he looked disgusting in 2002, lol.

@mediocreman2

2 жыл бұрын

Good dude? Guy looks like he's ready to break out into a serial killer at the drop of a hat.

they need to bring his wife onto a scene one day. im so intrigued by the type of woman that would marry a fake Italian.

@_birdie

5 жыл бұрын

Stephen Codekas haha yesssss. and he’s pretty obsessed w all things Japanese as well....😆

@shortaybrown

5 жыл бұрын

PRACHI VAKHARIA - how was that European “ warmth and sensibility “ from 1939-1945 ?

@AlbertoGarcia-bx4nq

5 жыл бұрын

@@shortaybrown the people who survived and help others in that terrible experience ! Every country can be warm, but she ments the tipe of warm of italian culture, not better not worse but different !

@johnlabute6051

5 жыл бұрын

Fake Italian and fake Japanese, check out the Conan and Jordan dining at the Japanese restaurant, when Jordan pours Conan some sake' and says it is custom to reciprocate. Conan's reaction is priceless.

@omaraftab7131

5 жыл бұрын

John LaBute not to mention “I CAN GET TO MACCHIO”

5:16 Notice how as soon as Schlansky say's the word "material" O'Brien's eyes dart around rapidly, scanning his "opponent's" body like a comedic automaton. In less than a second he notices Schlansky's expensive watch and he has already formulated a nice burn. Who is the robot here?

@rajarshibarman334

4 жыл бұрын

Man, he has some of the best and quick wit reponses

@cooldebendra

4 жыл бұрын

Isnt all this scripted?

@gucciskins382

4 жыл бұрын

@@cooldebendra no

@faisal3398

4 жыл бұрын

@@cooldebendra no, Conan is just that good.

@mathori-133

4 жыл бұрын

20+ years of comedic experience

I died when Conan tried to rib Jordan about breaking and laughing, and Jordan turned it into ribbing Conan about his face and dry skin. That's a top-tier deflection lmao.

“You’re not going to tell your wife?” “I’m all set” As a married man, I’d say Jordan is a legend for that. 😂😂

@Anthony-zt1zs

Жыл бұрын

😂 😂

@ratlakmin

Жыл бұрын

He ain't nobody's bit*ch. Need to get things straight before you put that ring on.

@ethanporto1745

Жыл бұрын

@@ratlakmin Communicating with your spouse is not being a bitch.

@ratlakmin

Жыл бұрын

@@ethanporto1745 yeah for sure. All I m saying is that even if she whines over your spontaneous decision to travel. Just you do you.

@ahmed.abdelaleem

8 ай бұрын

​@@ratlakminincel giving relationship advices lol

HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED HE LAUGHED

@hoaxlayer

6 жыл бұрын

He didn't laugh. Turns out the smoke from that burning tablet affected his circuitry and made his facial structure show something similar to a human emotion.

@raburto8984

6 жыл бұрын

Luqman Wadood lul

@daslynnter9841

6 жыл бұрын

First time he broke character!

@thecoolclonedude2

6 жыл бұрын

Daslynnter nah, he did it often in the older ones

@KarinaCastilloPurple

6 жыл бұрын

+Daslynnter In the episode of Couples Conselling they hug at the end and he laugh XD

"I complete the tasks, assigned to me." That got me

@nickz5849

4 жыл бұрын

I want to say that to my boss and see what happens lmfao

@jackielynne76exaxtly86

4 жыл бұрын

schec1015 evidently he does annnnnd he’s a dam good sport about Conan being Conan

@soulpenguin

4 жыл бұрын

"Various tasks must be completed in order for the show to operate at it's maximum compasity. If I do my job correctly you'll never know I'm here" JS Heard him say that no joke

@grzyruth9205

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, in essence that is what work is, of course there is more autonomy involved

@Memorex996

4 жыл бұрын

"I have various logistical tasks"

Who’s watching in 2024?

@kmsleyang8972

18 күн бұрын

Right here! May 2024!

@maya9567

3 күн бұрын

Ohhh hell yeahhhh!!! 🔥❤️

“That’s not where speech is controlled”. Conan looked like he wanted to kill him. I love them.

“My picture is hanging on the wall in the restaurant“ “is it for passing bad checks?“

@poopace

4 жыл бұрын

bag checks

@zachs652

4 жыл бұрын

Rerin YL A bounced check is a check thats revoked because there’s insufficient funds in the bank account

@d.s.parentsr6502

4 жыл бұрын

@Rerin YL - It is a small paper document with instruction, relevant information and authorization for a merchant's bank to draw funds in payment for product(s) and or service(s) from an account at a customer's bank wherein funds are insufficient to honor the amount owed. [Now read it again in Jordan's voice]

@Gobbbbb

3 жыл бұрын

Why can no one spell cheque?

@jennibudde8358

3 жыл бұрын

@Cassus Belli and "bounce" back from your bank to the business

Ive never seen him break character until now. Jordan is quite the character.. And conan is just a comic genius.

@shaiknawazofficial4185

4 жыл бұрын

He did break once during the conversation about not buying a more expensive espresso machine as far as I can remember.

@Alisha-pv1kb

4 жыл бұрын

lactose even in the remote episode where they were with the couple therapist

@Kokoism

4 жыл бұрын

Tj Hewitt why is that sad?

@lozzylane31

4 жыл бұрын

Time stamp pls.

@diegobrando1600

4 жыл бұрын

@@lozzylane31 6:28

5:21 watched this clip a million times and just noticed Jordan actually says thank you when Conan sarcastically compliments his watch

Jordan is the most, “I go to Italy during the summer”, American I’ve ever seen.

"You're not going to tell your wife?" "im all set". Jordan is such a legend.

@skoomawizard

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a quick conversation

@bellamarley9455

2 жыл бұрын

True

@MrMiD.Life.Crisis

2 жыл бұрын

@john templeplatein reality I would agree with you. But this is for laughs! I'm sure no wives, nor blow up dolls were affected in the making of this video. It just makes me laugh how they've developed Jordans character. Especially when you see this compared to the outtakes. My girlfriend is definitely used to and I guess must like how random and spontaneous I am. Or maybe tolerates it until I grow up? Hope you're good.

@garysandhu9162

2 жыл бұрын

@john templeplate 0

@gigid9606

2 жыл бұрын

its a quick conversation, lol.

1:25 when Conan just rambles fake Italian city names like a maniac for 30 whole seconds and Jordon just continues like nothing, I died xD

@Shane-ju7op

5 жыл бұрын

Jordan all round Comedic ability is on point.

@Nightowl333

5 жыл бұрын

That’s my favorite part lol

@12shivansh

5 жыл бұрын

I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD,I died xD.

@traurigesland4622

5 жыл бұрын

Some of them really sounded like italian towns

@magnushyenna1574

5 жыл бұрын

You didnt died. When you die you will know. Trust me. You stupid fool

By far one of the wittiest performances by Conan. He must have a high I.Q. to be so quick on his feet. Good job. Made my abdominal muscles hurt from laughing so hard.

@rileygalvin2

2 жыл бұрын

I mean he did go to Harvard, so his IQ is definitely high

@bansheeofinisheerin

Жыл бұрын

Made my penile muscles hurt

@hypnos9336

Ай бұрын

@@rileygalvin2 again, no. it is possible for someone who isn't intelligent to get into harvard. not necessarily conan, but others. I'm not going to explain why but let's just say certain demographics need to be satisfied.

Straight guy plus ridiculous guy is a timeless and epic combination. These two do it better than almost anyone.

My first time seeing Jordan smile!!! My life is complete

@singularity42069

6 жыл бұрын

Annelise Jr you haven't watched enough conan yet

@dkyk00

6 жыл бұрын

Why does Jordan's laughter make me so uncomfortable? It kinda freaked me out

@kiribundi

6 жыл бұрын

Kristian Channel a lot of remotes are not even available outside of the US... It sucks being Canadian. Sorry for my language. Well, it just sucks for that part, but you guys got other fish to fry.

@shashisingh-og8hy

6 жыл бұрын

first time he broke character more like

@michaeldemorit9599

6 жыл бұрын

Look at the "sketch" where they are at couples therapy, Jordan really struggles there...

As an italian I am impressed by Jordan's knowledge of all the italian regions and their exact location.

@QYXP

4 жыл бұрын

Well, he been there at least 25 times after all haha

@fvnt0miix953

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t understand why you’re impressed by that robot. He is programmed to know Italy better than Italians 😂😂

@jewlz91

4 жыл бұрын

The one on the Right is Conan Not Jordan

@Andarovin

3 жыл бұрын

How about the way Conan perfectly lists off all the fake Italian locations??? Did you know they were fake?

@davec3651

3 жыл бұрын

I really wanna visit Suppa Nintendi.

I’m just here rewatching all the old videos after his final episode 😢

@romangeneral23

2 жыл бұрын

Same, I just hope these videos are not taken down once he moves to HBO!

@rckandeggroll

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@namaloompakistani1768

2 жыл бұрын

@@romangeneral23 What do you mean?

@romangeneral23

2 жыл бұрын

@@namaloompakistani1768 Conan left TBS. He is going to HBO

@namaloompakistani1768

2 жыл бұрын

@@romangeneral23 Will the show continue?

Calling Jordan out on the Rolex when he claims he would rather spend money on "experiences" rather than "personal possessions" was brilliant.

@moondog7694

Жыл бұрын

hOW DO YOU KNOW IT'S A ROLEX AND NOT SOMETHING ELSE?

@nomisukeindustries

Жыл бұрын

Because I can tell.

@heavymetalboi

Жыл бұрын

@@moondog7694 most Watch enthusiast can spot that that is a Rolex daytona

He just drilled a lithium Ion battery and almost set the building on fire

@danepotmo2513

4 жыл бұрын

That's how babies are made

@AfricanAnimeLoverAMV

4 жыл бұрын

Like wow! I think they probably stopped filming to take it out after they realised

@andrewt6338

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you! I thought I was the only occurred to me.

@simple_networks

4 жыл бұрын

D&Darkrai as dangerous as that was, I laughed through the whole thing

@shobhit1997

4 жыл бұрын

I was shocked when he started drilling the iPad. Lithium ion batteries are very dangerous if punctured

"TELL ME, WHATS WRONG WITH MY FACE, OR NO ITALY"

@BeachBumm4U

4 жыл бұрын

Ash Mills 😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing at this.

@wolverineiscool7161

4 жыл бұрын

and Jordan immediately proceeds to tell him LOL That's how much he loves Italy

@happymichieworriah8881

4 жыл бұрын

Didhe say dryy

@PajamCam

4 жыл бұрын

"GO ON! FRECKLES!"

@amitbenhur3722

4 жыл бұрын

I like that part so much

Conan saying “Now, I paid that guy to kill you.” Is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard him say. Goddamn, Conan is just the best ever

The moisturizing / dry skin conclusion had me laughing out loud and convulsing. Holy cow that was insanely funny. 😆

Jordan laughed because he inhaled all that toxic gas from the destroyed tablet.

@GuidelineSalt

6 жыл бұрын

KingOfMadCows That's how robots get high.

@finalmasquerade

6 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was filled with laughing gas 🤔🤔🤔 lol

@AV-gz1bu

6 жыл бұрын

I was wondering how that happened, good explanation.

@ngultrum1

6 жыл бұрын

He did laugh in the councelling show

@alicialaili

5 жыл бұрын

KingOfMadCows a-l

That was the best blow-up-doll imitation I've ever seen, well done, Conan!

@blitzipanik4706

6 жыл бұрын

AuthenTech - Ben Schmanke and ive seen many!

@JITCompilation

6 жыл бұрын

he's had much experience

@lawrencefisherward3

6 жыл бұрын

At first I didn't get it. That was funny as hell.

@annala2956

6 жыл бұрын

I was watching this while eating lunch. I almost choked to death.

@verslalchimie5824

6 жыл бұрын

Just had an idea - Sleep Number blow-up dolls!

6:28 Can't believe Jordan broke his character. Even the best of us make faults sometimes.

@PRubin-rh4sr

2 жыл бұрын

Thats why he doesnt look at Conan

Why is nobody talking about how Conan STABBED an iPad with a drill and then proceeded to drill out the battery almost setting the carpet on fire?

@m9ch15l

3 жыл бұрын

Im sure they hv an expert (aaron) telling him where to drill without causing fire lol

@MannyTheSaxCat

2 жыл бұрын

Uhhh yeah i have a feeling that was meant to not be as smokey

@John_C_J

2 жыл бұрын

That smoke is toxic as well... Idk who approved that idea.

"That's not where speech is controlled." The ultimate comeback.

Seeing jordan cracking up in this video has to be the Highlight of 2018!

@lukewalker4813

6 жыл бұрын

Aditya I was like omg another emotion!

@Stoney-Jacksman

6 жыл бұрын

I feel bad for you. And im in prison..plus suffer from depression.

@anneyeong333

6 жыл бұрын

Aditya YYAAASSSSSSS

@ch3no2freak

6 жыл бұрын

Aditya there is hope for man kind once again

@Ninjer89

6 жыл бұрын

Conan was saying the best lines and what finally got him? When he shut up.

This is one of the funniest improvs ever. I mean it's amazing how they can produce that much funny bits without a rehearsal or a script. I had tears coming out of my face by the end of it.😂

@sliceserve234

11 ай бұрын

All these clips make me wish I had watched Conan's show more. There is comedy gold in Conan's jokes.

You see Jordan sometimes boiling inside, because of Conans destructive and mad behaviour, but he still behaves well and stays calm. I have very much respect for Jordan.

Conan is a genius, but Jordan has such perfect timing and tone that I think he is even funnier.but they do look like they were made for each other!!!

@awakenDeepBlue

5 жыл бұрын

Jordan is the perfect straight man to Conan.

@josevallejojr2694

5 жыл бұрын

jordan is funny in bits, but doubt he can carry a comedic show for 25yrs like conan

@drServitis

5 жыл бұрын

Conan's father is a medical doctor who also teaches at Harvard Medical School and Conan doesn't even know which part of the brain controls speech???

@nataliexu5624

5 жыл бұрын

@@drServitis well your father being a doctor doesn't immediately give you the knowledge.

@drServitis

5 жыл бұрын

@@nataliexu5624 Conan graduated from HARVARD UNIVERSITY. Every liberal arts degree in the United States requires a basic knowledge of the human brain, and a Harvard liberal arts degree is among the most demanding of any of the schools in America. Not to mention as said that Conan's father taught medicine at Harvard University and his mother was a lawyer.

These two together are comedy gold!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@holdtrue2021

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@user-dx5bn4yk4f

5 жыл бұрын

They’re like bevis and butthead 😂

@NataMessi

Жыл бұрын

I hope that they will get together again for another trip !! Miss it a lot

“Remember when this was on the cover of douche weekly?!” That was impossible 🤣

1:53 is the best part I think when Jordan just casually graps the stick after Conan has made his long and sarcastic statement.

Conan really shines in these segments, comic genius.

@thathandleistakentrythisone

6 жыл бұрын

Dodo Bird he shines coz hes so white. They have to powder him up pretty good before a taping

@robertdavis4192

6 жыл бұрын

Jordan's a great stone faced partner though too

@Bitshitter

6 жыл бұрын

Dodo Bird - he's a comedian who went to Harvard University, so he would have to be....

@donaldchump5024

6 жыл бұрын

Because it's not scripted (I think). Conan is wonderful when he is being spontaneous. Sadly, most of his show isn't.

@cthomas025

6 жыл бұрын

Conan is, without question, the best of the late night hosts when it comes to improv.

He's been saying it for years but no one believed him...Jordan Schlansky is a deeply emotional man

@ducheswannabe

6 жыл бұрын

he can be moved to tears by a warm sunlight on his face

@johnsmithee6660

6 жыл бұрын

he can also feel the sunlight penetrating his being

@klausweasley

6 жыл бұрын

I bet his being WAS penetrated.

@oliviawinkler6684

6 жыл бұрын

duchesswannabe no that’s just the sun irritating your eyes

@zarazen8110

5 жыл бұрын

lol@your pic

They need to do more segments with these two. It’s comedy gold.

After everything i’ve watched over all these years , this is such a treat. Jordan is awesome, I like the way he plays along. He deserves all the vacation and more.

Jordan: "I prefer to spend my money on experiences instead of material possessions..." Conan: "Nice watch btw" LMFAO 😂

@pj101

4 жыл бұрын

With the stitch

@mattihanhineva8841

4 жыл бұрын

rolex daytona 116500ln in case anyone is wondering

@shivensankalia3967

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattihanhineva8841 At which point can you see it clearly ??

@jayb____

3 жыл бұрын

@@shivensankalia3967 It's easier to see in other segments.

@posrendelkan4711

3 жыл бұрын

I love it when Jordan gets interrupted by Conan and then resumes his train of thought totally ignoring Conan's shenanigans 😂😂😂

I really understand Jordan. Travelling alone is one of the best ways to appreciate a location.

@lukew2194

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, they got hookers all over the world.

@jacasforever

6 жыл бұрын

Italian escorts are the best lol

@Raza_mcgaza

6 жыл бұрын

Luke W i like the way you think

@alicen2610

6 жыл бұрын

The only thing good about going with someone else is having someone to talk to and take photos with but I am sure if you plan ahead enough, you can find someone or service locally who offers some sort of daily travel buddy or something like that. If you go enough to the same areas like Jordan, you can also potentially develop some friends who can meet up with you. A potential downside to going with a gf/bf is they may want to be in a lot of the photos with you and think it is rude if you are not including them, but if you ever break up, you then have a bunch of photos where you are in the photo with your ex.

@TheToneBender

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but a great location is the best way to appreciate the people you're with

8:03 that “okay” was Jordan getting ready to go in.

I like that as soon as Jordan laughed Conan started cracking up too. You can tell they’re good friends and respect each other

6:29 he cracks! HE FINALLY CRACKS!

@Irraptured

6 жыл бұрын

He's cracked before, in the counseling video

@TheTommy9898

6 жыл бұрын

Pop tarts man

@ayayron3278

6 жыл бұрын

I promise 6:29 made my YEAR!!!!!

@Unz360

6 жыл бұрын

He also cracked a smile at 4:47, when Conan said 'suckin at my teet'

@Rico-wp7dg

6 жыл бұрын

Same here A arron lol

Omg Jordan finally cracked

@Trackrace29582

6 жыл бұрын

stephen jang he cracked a little when bought the coffee machine

@recca7

6 жыл бұрын

of all things to do it, i didn't find a drill to his ipad all that funny, but everything else i was just dying...how did he not crack at that blowup impersonation

@dingle_burry

6 жыл бұрын

much like conans dry skin

@macetenchu

6 жыл бұрын

stephen jang ikr!

@wisdomleader85

6 жыл бұрын

That probably happens once a year like his birthday though.

Jordan knows how to live life to the fullest nd it's beautifull to hear him talk so passionately about what he loves

4:44 Jordan almost completely broke character 😂

@en2456

4 ай бұрын

Good catch, so he is human after all 😂

"Nice watch, by the way. *tap tap tap*" Man, conan is quick.

@iamcurious1761

4 жыл бұрын

I couldn't understand this part tho😂

@huohization

4 жыл бұрын

@@iamcurious1761 Jordan says he's not into material stuff and Conan points out he's wearing a Rolex watch.

@jubihi7785

4 жыл бұрын

That actually might be a Rolex daytona, i have noticed jordan wearing that a few times. Conan must pay him a lot lol.

@maurob8586

4 жыл бұрын

Filiolus Rolex Daytona white dial. Worth at this time around 14k

@mura0

4 жыл бұрын

@@maurob8586 14K used. New is close to 30K

*New Update from TeamCoco* JordanSchlansky v2.0 *size- 1.4GB* *New Features* 1. Can laugh now 2. More human-like interaction

@snxdes9535

4 жыл бұрын

MEMEcloud INSERTED FEATURE 3. Can roast

@marianoyuba3736

4 жыл бұрын

Joker skin available

@couragedy89

4 жыл бұрын

Bonus activities added to : various activities

@emmanuellramos777

4 жыл бұрын

The features are actually a bug

@timtams_6

4 жыл бұрын

@@emmanuellramos777 its the other way around. *The bugs are features* .

This clip gives me life. I love it so much, and this instalment of Conan Without Borders is my absolute favourite. Conan with Jordan is a gift to all of us 😂🧡🧡

4:44 You can see the subtle breaking of Jordan's character with that smile

ive watched this video like 5 times already and it is clear that jordan is the happiest in this video and in the entire italy series than in any other video recorded. you can see the obvious excitement and a small spark of fire in his cold lifeless eyes

@definitelynosebreather

Жыл бұрын

yeah, especially comparing with how pissed off he was in the coffee episode 😂

@shravan1005

Жыл бұрын

His programing can't comprehend this immense stimulation and he's wires are frying making his facial "tissues" act weird

@jasperlevien5968

Жыл бұрын

​@@shravan1005lmao that's what made him smile like the joker. Honestly it's obvious jordan is a super nervous unconfident person and is just hiding it and overcompensating

@stevemuzak8526

11 ай бұрын

It's like when a shark notice his pray. It's same spark of fire in his cold black lifeless eyes.

@alpur214

4 ай бұрын

You do know it's an act, right? He broke character toward the end

Jordan finally snapped. He railed into Conan towards the end. “You have dry skin”. That was brutal.

@victorhuertas4685

6 жыл бұрын

no one can push Conan's buttons like Jordan

@CezaMVO

6 жыл бұрын

Victor Huertas without even trying ha

@strangewayfaringstranger

6 жыл бұрын

I think they both clearly push each other's buttons haha. But Jordan is the master of letting things slide off of him.

@9robz

6 жыл бұрын

That's not Jordan. I think Jordan died in the Vespa accident. This is an imposter. Jordan doesn't laugh. It's impossible cause he wasn't human.

@strangewayfaringstranger

6 жыл бұрын

Haha this is clearly an error in his programming. *Initiate maniacal laughter. ERROR ERROR DEFLECT DEFLECT*

These guys together can never ever get old soooo good!! Please Conan u don’t need a tv show to do more of these remote vids…. Do it with Jordan!! 😂

Conan’s always been the most funny out of all other shows, he always knows how to be funny at the right moments

They're like Michael Scott and Toby from the office

@zerjiozerjio

5 жыл бұрын

OMG! I thought the exact same thing!!

@LifeOfFox

5 жыл бұрын

Dead on comparison lol

@Sam-jm1nn

5 жыл бұрын

Jordan has a quite a quiet confidence to him though

@popeye697

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sam-jm1nn Toby, on the other hand, seems depressed and borderline suicidal throughout The Offices run

@DRACATI-1984

5 жыл бұрын

Hells yes! Except Jordan isn’t such a pushover

Wow, it looks like Conan's team programmed the robot, Jordan Schlansky, to exhibit emotions such as laughter at 6:34 It's amazing how far technology has come.

@mirza6399

6 жыл бұрын

Hammad Ali wah bhai 2 top comments 😂 laga rai !

@shyko85

6 жыл бұрын

Elon Musk warned us abut this...

@rksmehul

6 жыл бұрын

Yo Archimedes , what's up?

@alexxx980

6 жыл бұрын

Hammad Ali nice one dude😂

"u not gonna call your WIFE?" "it's a quick conversation" man Jordan is my role model

Can't get enough of this sketch. I've watched this so many times lmao

" *Thousands* and *thousands* of hours of entertainment watched my *hundreds* and *hundreds* of people" LMAO!!! Conan's self-deprecating humor is just something else! 😂 😂 😂 😂

@juanmojoson

6 жыл бұрын

5:09

@SundaraRamanR

6 жыл бұрын

Stop praising your own stage persona, Mr Chip Whitley.

firstly, dang he actually drilled into the tablet. second, holy crap, Jordan finally broke his character in these skits!!! :D amazing

@liamanderson8789

5 жыл бұрын

Hashii Tang it's not a character, that's just how he is.

@jagjitroudh9894

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was a prop - too much smoke shooting out comically...

@harrier331

5 жыл бұрын

No, that is what happens when moisture enters into a LiPo battery.

@wooza5919

5 жыл бұрын

hes done it before

@LT1

5 жыл бұрын

Nah those things will straight shoot out fire.

"I'm all set" - Joran Schlansky

Rewatching old Conan bits since his final episode and getting nostalgic. I love vids with his staff so much

This is the most alive I've seen Jordan - he's beginning to smile occasionally. Give it thirty more years with Conan and he'll be almost human.

@ln7929

6 жыл бұрын

The new jodern model is still built with a slow learning A.I

"I complete the tasks assigned to me." LOL

@unknowntriggers_9760

5 жыл бұрын

Whats so funny

@Albino382

5 жыл бұрын

@@unknowntriggers_9760 cuz he says that everytime and it turned into a joke

@jeremyc9593

5 жыл бұрын

He gives the greatest non-answers ever.

@_birdie

5 жыл бұрын

Jeremy C yes!! very rare to get a straight answer from him haha. it’s priceless.

@bluebrickwall3207

5 жыл бұрын

Liam - Jordan is brilliant the way he answers without answering. ....it's basic 101 legal advice on how to answer the police. lol

Almost July 2021 and still one of Conan and Jordan’s best videos together!

I love when Jordan breaks at around 6:50. I feel like that’s their actual dynamic for 20 years.

6:28 _An error has occurred. Unable to stay in character. System will now restart._

@elyongabriel

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@pervZAGGert

6 жыл бұрын

He's not a character. Listen to what Conan said afterwards, it's actually true.

@Roy-G-Biv

6 жыл бұрын

hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@minutemuse

6 жыл бұрын

Z zz Of course he's in character...how else is he supposed to maintain his cover among the human meat sacks?

@deuceswild117

6 жыл бұрын

Bravo, sir!

4:46 HE LAUGHED! HE ACTUALLY LAUGHED!!!! 6:26 HE did it agaain!!!

@punkrockdavid

4 жыл бұрын

His deadpan know it allism is half him and half an act. It’s awesome to see when he breaks it and reminds us he’s still a human lol

@user-vc5rp7nf8f

3 жыл бұрын

it's funnier when he doesn't laugh though, like in the couples counselling he did with conan

@JohnDoe-vr3ey

3 жыл бұрын

Italy brings life to him

1:38 Conan said "SacaPunta". That's Spanish for pencil sharpener. LMAO!

I could hear that Jordan Schlansky is accused of virtually any crime and believe it. He's just so unreadably capable.

"Suckin' at my teet" got him.

@MrMedude77

4 жыл бұрын

yes. for the first time I have seen him break the character

Conan is the greatest late night host ever. So underappreciated.

@gegen_press

4 жыл бұрын

he is NOT underappreciated.. he would have maybe more quantity of viewers and fans if he would STOP being political and Trump (republicans) hater as every other hollywood personality..

@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n

3 жыл бұрын

@@gegen_press He doesn't comment on political issues, because he doesn't want negativity around his show. There's literally EVERY other Host already talking about trump and hates him..so conan has no need to talk about that, He does comedy not spread hate

@ramonmarte8576

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n i agree Conan just cares about comedy. That guy doesnt know what he's talking about.

@sleppyjoe4922

3 жыл бұрын

Not true Coco wins easly

@JT-hs3pe

3 жыл бұрын

I think most ppl with comedic sense would agree that he's the best

"Thousands and thousands of entertainment watch by hundred and hundred of people" . This line kill me 🤣

1:15 "I'm not showing off, I'm qualifying myself!" lol I'm gonna use that one

The description: "Conan surprises fake Italian" 😂😂

Jordan: “My picture is hanging on the wall there” Conan: “Is it for passing bad checks?” 😂😂😂

@serendipity6720

2 жыл бұрын

Mr. Moseby did you marry Robin sherbatsky?

@merica7291

2 жыл бұрын

@@serendipity6720 why don’t you go marry some bitches

These two characters interacting is priceless. None other It can be it's own show

I come back to this Italy special every so often. It always makes me happy!

I love jordan when he broke out his character. Laughing out with Conan. This defines he's a real human.

@LeonardeMarco

3 жыл бұрын

or that he had a recent Software Update.

@tentardigrades968

Жыл бұрын

So he can't laugh? Everyone always references him laughing occasionally as evidence that he's doing some character. Like, how is that proof of anything?

@DiaNne31

Жыл бұрын

@@tentardigrades968 i really cant figure u being a real human being, someone that sad and unhumourous cant possibly exist but apparently im very wrong

@lewisham

8 ай бұрын

How is that breaking character?

@MrJellyfishGuy

5 ай бұрын

He has studied the normal human behaviors for a long time now.

6:27 Aww he breaks his character there lol

@hjacob92

4 жыл бұрын

We must protect that smile!

@aaphyss1636

3 жыл бұрын

It's an necessary laugh. When someone just destroy your ipad an nothing you can do about it. Conan should be worry about his mental health..

@sunshine3914

2 жыл бұрын

@@aaphyss1636 He’s laughing because they just survived a very stupid stunt preformed by a Harvard grad.

Jordan: "That's not where speech is controlled." 🤣😂😂😂

I personally think that these two are one of the funniest "acts" I have ever been privileged to watch! Love them!! 😅

I imagine jordans wife is exactly like him but with long hair

@TP-zj2qr

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe she's talkative.

@paulallen579

2 жыл бұрын

@D K Conan: ”You’re all set to be alone for a week or two?” Jordan’s wife: ”I have various things to keep me occupied for the time being. I could also travel alone.”

@namaloompakistani1768

2 жыл бұрын

@@TP-zj2qr Two same people can't be the successful couple.

@user-qk7lh4wl6e

2 жыл бұрын

Yesss

@user-qk7lh4wl6e

2 жыл бұрын

@D K 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀