"They are well behaved and look at you, you're an animal"

@badwolf3618

5 жыл бұрын

Conan: "Did she call me an animal?"...... Jordan: "I was paraphrasing"

@calebsmith5058

4 жыл бұрын

What my teachers say to me.

@theofrustus3170

4 жыл бұрын

Savage level 1000

@reycesarcarino4653

3 жыл бұрын

"Your an Animal" Jordan snuck that one in

@Winteramen

3 жыл бұрын

“You come in here, you've eaten a brochure.”

"I have various tasks" Best catchphrase ever.

@murry001

6 жыл бұрын

Needs to be on a tshirt RIGHT NOW

@scgv23

6 жыл бұрын

They should makee t shirts on it and sell ot on conan's website,

@__Andrew

6 жыл бұрын

Just make Jordan into the Flaming C's sidekick, and that's his catch phrase when they go into battle.

@ricksanchez1909

5 жыл бұрын

Abscent due to reasons.

@tacchinotacchi

5 жыл бұрын

"Ho vari compiti"

If I had an inch of Conan's confidence...

@TheSoupirail

6 жыл бұрын

You'd be a major douchebag already

@michaelaaron2415

6 жыл бұрын

Too bad I have it

@matta7848

6 жыл бұрын

Confidence is actually measured in ounces

@benoregan9016

6 жыл бұрын

Heywood Jablome inches actually if you know what I mean . wink wink

@jschwartz274

6 жыл бұрын

TheSoupirail What are you so mad about?

i love how when they spoke mandarin the subtitles were also mandarin xD

@haoliangzhao326

4 жыл бұрын

yeah right i didn't noticed that, maybe because im chinese lol

@AllanElMelon1043

4 жыл бұрын

And yet i understood somehow.

@wolfqueen4636

4 жыл бұрын

All he said was hello Ni hao ba

@br1ann88

4 жыл бұрын

Ran Sherman Obviously, it’s for deaf people, who also happen to know how to read mandarin, and who understand Conan’s English.

@Germanistan

4 жыл бұрын

the subtitles were not mandarin they were Chinese

Even in italian Jordan still can't say what exactly his job is. 😂

@jakobwaack4148

6 жыл бұрын

Lol that was like my mother. Never could tell me exactly what her job was at the bank.

@13shivan

5 жыл бұрын

Various tasks will suffice

@hockeyguy2005

4 жыл бұрын

That's because he takes care of the micro not the macro , in a perfect world if Jordan does his job correctly, you don't even know he exists.... *Jordan Schlansky*

@qurain111

4 жыл бұрын

@@dv9239 your family history

@Montecristo21

4 жыл бұрын

He can. He did. He does various tasks.

1:24 the part that made me die laughing the most was "you come in here you've eaten a brochure, admitted it was a mistake and then you ate it again"🤣

@comradeyakushova5713

Жыл бұрын

It's so funny 😂 Jordan almost sounded like an exasperated parent

@cap6741

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Rockleefan3

3 ай бұрын

Before that moment I always thought, that Jordan is a serious guy with no humor. But now I start to think that most of his savage moments are done more out of humorous reasons than out of anger.

@jrockoclock7088

14 күн бұрын

he also knows mandarin???

@rodrigomarcondes5857

14 күн бұрын

@@jrockoclock7088 judging by this video he must know little of it, he said "你好吗(nihaoma)" but he said it without tones. However this show was made so many years ago, Jordan could be fluent by now if he kept studying

“You’ve come in here you’ve eaten a brochure. You admitted it was a mistake and you ate it again”

Conan is a perfect representation of me in high school Spanish classes.

@sebastiansebastian5270

3 жыл бұрын

MONTEBELO! 👏👐🖐️✋👋

@boysgangBkkp8

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey

@MisfitsFiendClub138

3 жыл бұрын

Uhhh, Taco Supreme! Uhhh, spaghetti!

@_GandalfTheGrey_

3 жыл бұрын

You pretended to speak Italian in your Spanish class?

@nicolaasvandenberg4023

3 жыл бұрын

@@_GandalfTheGrey_ HAHAHAHHA i cant breathe

That chinese dude at the end😂😂😂😂

@phoenixgaming4722

6 жыл бұрын

ElectroGuy29 You at the and lol🤣🤣

@hineighbor

6 жыл бұрын

Eh becay eh?

@CanisoGaming

5 жыл бұрын

He gave up

@user-sg1mi7bu4t

5 жыл бұрын

ElectroGuy29 he seems like a character from the simpsons

@spikykevin

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Stewie Griffin Frome de family Guy hahaha

"You've eaten a brochure" 😂😂

@GrayWoIf

6 жыл бұрын

He's an animal

@toxicmasculine77

6 жыл бұрын

"Look at you,"

@meltemo.4139

5 жыл бұрын

Lolll I laughed so hard when Jordan said that

@dhruvbhatnagar4180

5 жыл бұрын

Twice

@NewLife-rp6ro

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂 Never laughed so hard in my life..!!

“We’re representing our country.” That’s as close as Jordan gets to liking his own country.

@kakalimukherjee3297

2 жыл бұрын

"God Bless America you son of a bitch"

I love Ray's hand gesture. Enough said😂

@BAGAKOOS

11 ай бұрын

He even made Jordan break at the very end lol

Conan is a master improviser.

@jokarpinski22

6 жыл бұрын

Italy is the first place where people have really not found Conan funny at all. So I guess I'm skipping Italy!

@muhammadshahidanbinkhairul4232

6 жыл бұрын

Boco Corwin he is Martin Freeman

@jiki776

6 жыл бұрын

Distasteful europeans, what else can you say.

@HemaFTW

6 жыл бұрын

He's really not that funny at all. Unless you enjoy over the top, childish SNL type of humor

@giovannibours1116

6 жыл бұрын

tertertr tetrete I love that

Jordan: How are you? Guy that speaks mandarin: Thank you Conan: *takes another bite at the italian brochure*

@kevmimcc

6 жыл бұрын

Shi N I also noticed that

@gleep.glorp.7785

6 жыл бұрын

Life in a nutshell.

@salamander0729

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you. I didn't catch that. Too funny.

@coreygibson4600

6 жыл бұрын

i feel like he was saying thank you to Jordan for speaking to him in chinese as a sign of respect

@CanisoGaming

5 жыл бұрын

LMAOOOO

Ray at the end is one of the funniest side-characters in a Conan remote.

@megamcgee

11 ай бұрын

That’s sweet of Ray’s mum to jump in the comments and leave a nice message.

@JeansWebbTv

11 ай бұрын

​@@megamcgee No, Woody Boy, it's me, YOUR mum! I guess I just like Ray...

Did anyone else notice Jordan laughing at the end?

@pranavl1695

4 жыл бұрын

Was about to comment that

@dshehny

2 жыл бұрын

He almost broke a bunch of times 😂

They're all just staring at him, jordan looks like the most normal person in that room

@pulpted9937

3 жыл бұрын

MrJarvishead you act like this wasn’t preplanned to an extent lol

@scsi_joe

2 жыл бұрын

"They're all just staring at him, jordan looks like the most normal person in that room" For once, Jordan looks like the normal one

When you're at a job interview and they ask u if you're working some place else.. *I have various tasks*

@CanisoGaming

5 жыл бұрын

AbbeKing lmao

@atifmir7409

5 жыл бұрын

I think I've put that in a few CV's in my time...

Conan has never made me cringe because it is funny, but when he started speaking gibberish Italian I died inside.

@whoman3014

2 жыл бұрын

it wasnt conan it was the other people they made it awkward lol

@anthonyvasquez9041

8 ай бұрын

I thought it was the funniest part of the skit lol.. You can even see Jordan start to smile cuz he thought it was hilarious inside 😂

“Ehhhh... Perche....” *gestures to Conan* Had me rolling for some reason 😭😭

😂😂 OMG no one in the whole room found this funny. They were like so angry 😂😂

@swiftslick

6 жыл бұрын

TheCloud1132 -- They paid for the class... they wanted their money's worth.

@howo357

6 жыл бұрын

swiftslick laughing my ass off is worth it.

@satsuket02

6 жыл бұрын

TheCloud1132 it's scripted lol. I think they're told to react like that.

@carlolikes7626

5 жыл бұрын

please, it's part of the show. That makes it more funny

@ultranitro437

5 жыл бұрын

@@swiftslick and Conan O' Brian showed up for no extra fee. Wow.

3 minutes of conan hand gesturing italian and the guy from china stole the moment!!

@lisaishere0919

6 жыл бұрын

edward michaels probably we Chinese speaking ppl use hand when speaking frugally 😂😂

1:24 is my favorite moment lol Jordan talking so condescendingly to Conan but Conan knows he's completely right so he can't do anything but laugh

The "I have various tasks" line in Italian killed me. Don't know if it's Jordan's sudden burst of confidence of if he knowingly uses it to anger Conan.

he consumed the sugar packets at the cafe in naples, now the brochure here... conan is a goat

@Buenomars

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, he's the greatest of all time!

@persimmcn

6 жыл бұрын

jordan: you’re an animal i mean he’s not wrong

@DustyC75080

6 жыл бұрын

He is total GOAT, I'd love to see him on a goat farm, lol. Sad his show's cutting to half an hour, in 2019.:(

@yyZiggurat

6 жыл бұрын

Goatest of all time

@ryanmagiera4402

4 жыл бұрын

the G.O.A.T

I have various tasks

@kinocchio

6 жыл бұрын

X Pina name one

@devoinc1

6 жыл бұрын

That would make a great t-shirt

@ElBribri

6 жыл бұрын

io faccio vari compiti

@lisaishere0919

6 жыл бұрын

Going to put in my resume this

@continuousself-improvement1879

5 жыл бұрын

Breathing, sleeping, eating, drinking and pooping is a full time job. Don't believe me? Try not doing it for a week!

"Twice. You've eaten a brochure twice."

@davec3651

3 жыл бұрын

"You admitted it was a mistake, and then you ate it again."

@Mr_Never_Sad

3 жыл бұрын

Jordan is pure gold

@anton9546

3 жыл бұрын

😂

"You've come in here, you've eaten a brochure"

Jordan saying "I have various tasks" in Italian completes my life.

I feel sorry for the Italian language.

@Dtrollmancan

6 жыл бұрын

Why? thats how they talk

@EnvyAndrogyny

6 жыл бұрын

Dtrollmancan well I certainly do not talk like that LOL don't assume stereotypes are the same for 60+ millions of people.

@enigmator2211

6 жыл бұрын

Dtrollmancan ARE YOU SERIOUS ? 😡

@enigmator2211

6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Person Humanson FROM ITALY THANKS A LOT ! 🙏

@hellopinky89

6 жыл бұрын

Dtrollmancan no that’s not how we talk at all!

The China guy steal the show!!! I’m literally on the floor laughing! Eeeeeee beeeeee causesssssss

@marcirwilcox1160

5 жыл бұрын

No need to point. We know who Conan is! 😂

@paperbackonly8438

5 жыл бұрын

Perche ... he can’t roll the R. XD

@Venomonomonom

2 жыл бұрын

@@paperbackonly8438 or just said it fast?

@matthewstaton6810

Жыл бұрын

I fell to the ground over that last bit. “Eeehhh beeeccccaaayhuuu”

Jordan: "You're an animal" Conan: "Did she really say I'm an animal?" Jordan: "I-I'm paraphrasing."

Some people would pay a lot to be across a table from Conan, but those two weren't having it :D

@e1221

4 жыл бұрын

I don’t blame them, mocking a language and culture integral to their identity for a joke gets old pretty quickly. I like Conan but I do think that some of his stuff could come across as insensitive to people.

@blackstallion4043

4 жыл бұрын

@@e1221 agreed but not quite. Conan has been doing that for many time now and some people just getting so sensitive while most of them just laugh it off. Some people just have a dark sense of humor and it's up to you whether you like it or not.

@e1221

4 жыл бұрын

Shizuo Heiwajima That’s fair, I do think in this context it’s a pretty mild joke. If the language were non-European (especially if it were a minority language) instead of Italian, I could see why it would be more upsetting. Either way I don’t think the execution was super great, judging from the reaction in the room. He’s done similar gags before that were much funnier. (Again, context matters. As far as I heard these people didn’t know he was a comedian.) But yeah, different people are into different styles of comedy and that’s usually fine, sometimes it’s just a matter of preference.

@blackstallion4043

4 жыл бұрын

@@e1221 yeah. Also don't forget that the Italian teacher said that herself to not speak english in her class. Which is why conan ended up like that.

@samuelrs5138

4 жыл бұрын

@@e1221 Why would Italians taken an Italian language class?

Jordan: i am paraphrasing 1:06

Conan is one of the few people in the world that can make me laugh out loud while im alone on my phone.

I lost it when he said " I have various tasks" in Italian and Conan understood it!😂

@natusvincere2966

4 жыл бұрын

Actually Jordan translate it for him

jordan smiled at the end!!!

@astrovenus8345

5 жыл бұрын

Zoë lol. Good👁!

"Youve come in here and eaten a brochure. You admitted it was a mistake then you ate it again"

1:20 someone is late for class.. 🤔

@sicat64

5 жыл бұрын

it looks like jordan from the past looking to see the future

@NomadUrpagi

5 жыл бұрын

Shouldnt we be able to be late to class we are paying for

@GoddoDoggo

5 жыл бұрын

@@NomadUrpagi No, because when you come in late, you're being a massively douchey distraction to everyone else who is paying for the class. If you're more than a couple of minutes late, don't go.

@animaladam5

5 жыл бұрын

¿Do Geese See God? Are you distracted that easily? You maybe want to attend class your self, but a one on one class where they prescribe you at the end....

@Dmdm_dm

5 жыл бұрын

what an eye! good job!

Conan: 'Ray can you, say why you think those two left?' Ray: 'Eh becuuuhh...eyy...' *(jestures accusingly)*

Not 5 minutes, Jordan spoke Mandarin in an Italian class, Conan ate a brochure, two internationals just left because of the Americans, and even the teacher was annoyed and didn’t understand the humor! It’s awesome the atmosphere these guys bring!

Conan is out of his element in this skit. Jordan owns the room with his fluent Italian speaking.

I love Jordan's paraphrasing skill 🤣

“You’ve come in here, you’ve eaten a brochure” lol never before spoken words

Various tasks 😂😂😂

1:25 "You've come in here, you've eaten a brochure...You admitted it was a mistake and then you ate it again...Twice, you ate a brochure twice!" lmao I lost it...the way jordan says it and Conan laughing hhahaha

You have to give the teacher props. I was stunned how well she took Conan’s buffoonery.

Maybe the best Conan performance: talking in an Italian class using non Italian words that sound Italian. I come back to this video once in a while, when I'm down, and it's always a killer😂

Jordan was being a total dad yelling at Conan for eating the brochure

"can you say why you think those two left?" "ehhhhhh, perchééé, ehhh"

i love how everytime conan says anything in another language he takes a bite outta that paper

Jordan is scolding Conan like a tired father abt that brochure 😂😂

I can speak Italian too, well I know 2 words: “Quinten Tarantino”

@finished6553

6 жыл бұрын

maybe Tarantino which is an Italian surname but "Quentin" isn't an Italian word.

@siemensohm

6 жыл бұрын

too bad his name is "Quentin" and not "Quinten" ;)

@wolfblades90

6 жыл бұрын

Luciano pavarotti

@alexmercer1306

6 жыл бұрын

Hammad Ali bro !!

@hammadali594

6 жыл бұрын

siemensohm I said I could speak the language not write it. lol

My Italian teacher was like we only speak italian But it’s the first class how are we supposed to speak Italian She was like I don’t care And it was a year full of silent classes Still can’t speak or understand the language

@mrchill.s

4 жыл бұрын

Well my English teacher since 7th grade was American, she didn't speak a word in my Language, turned out pretty good :)))

@quchi7232

4 жыл бұрын

@@mrchill.s well, maybe because you watch too much cartoons when you were a kid and it's easy for you to learn.

@soulcold1

4 жыл бұрын

Wtf?! That's stupid.

@volundrfrey896

4 жыл бұрын

It's actually a fairly efficient way to learn a language, assuming that you live in the country and has an interest in learning the language beside the classes. Most fast language courses are like that.

@vinnyl264

4 жыл бұрын

Völundr Frey but you cannot do that until you actually know the language lol...

Conan needs to hire that Asian guy. His comedic timing is gold lol

The ending of the video featuring Ray is one of my favorite moments in film.

Whenever I remember that Conan is hilarious, it becomes my nightly entertainment.

I love how the lady next to Conan kept a pen in her hand the whole time - as if she was going to learn something from him. 😌

I love how done everyone is with him

What I admire about his talent is how a serious situation and boring situation he is able to twist it into something funny even though its awkward to them.

Eh, bkeeehhhhhhh 👉

@CoderShare

6 жыл бұрын

Finrod Felagund "ehh ...perché"

@_thea8099

6 жыл бұрын

Jordan even smiled LOL

@oiulti6900

6 жыл бұрын

Ehh becaaau eeehhhh.... 👉😂.....

@marcirwilcox1160

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@marcirwilcox1160

5 жыл бұрын

Epic. I love that

they're well behaved and look at you. You're an animal... hahahaha Jordan was amazing in this!

At the end, Jordan nearly loses it when the Chinese guy says 'eeee becceeee' and points at Conan

Just started watching these videos today and i can’t stop. Jordan is too funny

Conan u are the funniest host I ever seen

@omaxshendy5732

5 жыл бұрын

Rider Money lee yeah,he do "hardest" things for so..he deserves it

It's like Joey Tribbiani speaking French.

"You've eaten a brochure ... twice." I need a situation where this comes up naturally.

"You've eaten a brochure twice". Knowing how smart Conan actually is that was really embarrassing. :D

Conan's comedy is so unique and creative. He always keeps me laughing.

2:38 "ehhhh peCcheéééé....." ("Ehhhh beCcause.....) 😂😂😂

I love the way the guy at the end of the video answers!

I love Conan so much

*I love Jordan!!*

"Eh becuse"😂😂😂

I need to see more of Ray. What a comedic genius. Sincerely, Various Tasker

nothing makes me laugh harder than these Conan's remotes, keep it up with this!

Perfect comedy with perfect ending !

House Stark : "Winter is coming" House Targaryen : "Fire and Blood" House Schlansky : "Various tasks and duties"

0:40 i like the swedish ikea lamp there in the italian immersion class room.

Man when I saw the first 5 seconds I just had to replay it like 15 times, you're a god Conan.

1:23 "you come in here, you've eaten a brochure" :D

2:19 these two students are sitting across from Conan. 2:20 Conan does the "f*** you" sign with his hands under his chin in the direction of those two students 2:22 The instructor says "You just" (before she is cut off and about to tell him the offensive gesture he just made) 2:23 Conan says he has not felt this hated at a table 2:29 Conan says the two students left (seated across from him) because they couldn't take it anymore, not realizing it was because of the gesture he made in their direction

@danielemessina1979

5 жыл бұрын

bulls**t, that was not a "f***" you gesture and the teacher is cut off saying "gesti".

@viksra

5 жыл бұрын

1. The chin flick. Brushing the back of your hand underneath your chin in a flicking motion means “get lost” in Belgium, northern Italy, and Tunisia. In France, this gesture is known as la barbe (”the beard”) and is the hand-sign equivalent of macho grandstanding nypost.com/2015/03/24/18-gestures-that-can-get-you-in-trouble-outside-the-us/ It also means f*** you.

@davec3651

5 жыл бұрын

@@viksra Those two girls actually did look Belgian :)

@donkykong6369

5 жыл бұрын

@@viksra They are about to learn the language i dont think they knew the meaning of the gesture

@danielemessina1979

5 жыл бұрын

@@viksra you copy and paste stuff you found on the Internet and presume to teach an Italian what the "chin flick" means? please

Ray is iconic, he should have been a character in the Tv-show Community

this video is a gem

When he said I have various tasks in Italian I laughed so loud! 🤣🤣

When he said various jobs I almost died 😂😂😂😂

Loved the "it's always sunny" cut of the two across the table that eventually left

Release more videos of this please !!!!

"You're an animal". Laughed my ass off.

If I was in that class, I couldn't control my laughter for sure 😂😂😂

beautiful teacher

This was amazing! Why it was so short 😂😂

It was ✨Ray’s hand✨ at the ending

OMG, Conan is the best, lol!

Conan really is the best of all !

jordan's smirk in the end is gold!

I'm Italian and it cracks me up when he pretends to be Italian ahahhahah!!!

On the next performance review, my self-evaluation is going to be: "I perform various tasks"

1:56 I saw this plenty times, I still can't believe how conan puts himself in such embraced situations hhh, I was embarced and laughing while am watching.

i always think i saw all the best conan videos and then i find a pearl like this one XD