This dude knows all the malaysian typical culture... When he spoke about indian always fighting.. When their in conversations.. 😂

@rash1990ful

5 жыл бұрын

Because he used to study in a Malaysian university.

@pyanayi2952

5 жыл бұрын

@@rash1990ful - hahaha... No wonder..

@kennedymasilin2690

5 жыл бұрын

May i know his name

@pyanayi2952

5 жыл бұрын

@@kennedymasilin2690 - captain khalid.. Thats what people call him..

@kennedymasilin2690

5 жыл бұрын

@@pyanayi2952 thanks

the part ' macha, im not black im just chocolate ha ' smh bruh😂

@truthbeyond695

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@loop5720

5 жыл бұрын

NBA_ Eid I know right....This dude funny af..

"Pegi mampos?" The intonation is so polite yet so rude. 😂😂

"you speak english?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 .. i feel you bruh ..i feel you

@MagicalKid

5 жыл бұрын

He was saying that to her

Thank you all For watching and Thank you Malaysia for always being my Home. Facebook: captainkhalidcomedy Insta: captain_khalid Full version : kzread.info/dash/bejne/pJump7eFnrrfeaw.html

@dinellkamil2585

5 жыл бұрын

Captain Khalid upload ur full vid please.. 😂😂

@sathishfiles

5 жыл бұрын

ur too good man.. pls excuse if Malaysian offended you in anyway

@shalinshameer

5 жыл бұрын

Man...awak funny. I watched this video several times...

@curry8965

5 жыл бұрын

Im orang minyak too...sup my men hahaha

@mhkamwa

5 жыл бұрын

Nice bro

Very funny dude..some african once asked me " which country you think i am from" then i answered Nigeria. Then he started to mumbling about continents of africa, how many countries in there, how he also dont like african, even impersonate nigerian accent. Just want to explain to me the difference. Well who know the difference and the fact that nigerian is majority foreigner in malaysia. But nowadays we dont call african Nigerian anymore. We call "Wakanda foreva.."

@raomance

5 жыл бұрын

Where we gonna be next 🤣

@akuyangkesepuluh3992

5 жыл бұрын

Where we gonna be next 😂😂wakanda win hahah

@CaptainKhalid

5 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 you a fool bro 😂😂🤣 #muchlove

@sophiemerissa3302

5 жыл бұрын

'Some african' ?

@drdread9896

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

"dey dey dey" "friday friday friday" bangang tul 😂

african nabil

@amisakihyuriko9034

5 жыл бұрын

Yes. I thought im the one who think this lol

@archeralfateh2493

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha...agreed

@m.fatykamal9866

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@namikazeluffy7696

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaahahhaahahah damn that right😂i laugh until my mulut sakit lahh aduiii hahahaahahahah

@nurdiana769

5 жыл бұрын

Omg, now i see 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh my gawd this is sooo me when i came back to Malaysia To all Malaysians out there i love yall and because of yall,Malaysia is my favourite country and kalau ada nk ajak ajak makan mamak lepak lepak jemput laaaa haha 😂 damnnn stay up in Malaysia for 4 years is pay off

@iweoldtimer

5 жыл бұрын

Love you too! Please come to Malaysia again laaa... Lepak mamak!

@sofearichielgbtq9430

5 жыл бұрын

iwe timer I definitely will visit Malaysia again and makan roti canai kat mamak sambil tengok bola haha

@BiOHZRD97

5 жыл бұрын

Sofea Richie haha jom jom lepak

@iweoldtimer

5 жыл бұрын

@@sofearichielgbtq9430 hahahaha i know you love Malaysia so much the way you always say mamak n makan 😘 have a good day!

@sofearichielgbtq9430

5 жыл бұрын

iwe timer jom jom haha

The " macha I'm not black I'm just chocolate ha. " Joke really reminded me of my english teacher back in elementary school he use to bring a wall paint colour code book and bookmarked a page in the book... So whenever someone called him dark/black he would open the bookmarked paged and put his face side by side with the book and bam he read out the colour code and the colour name... And said " aye I'm not black ah I'm Rich Chocolate Brown "

@olymolly3637

3 жыл бұрын

Truth is, all humans have different shades of brown & that's exactly it.

"here in Malaysia.. Racism is like being a casual racists.. Its not like racists in america.. We talk shit about other cultures and also about our own cultures as a joke.. Not as an offensive intent towards others.. Racism is everywhere but only in Malaysia/singapore where we can joke about it and not get offended.. Idk if ur malaysian too.. But if lets just say someone talks shit about ur culture as a joke but its also true.. We laugh along.. Its not a racist intent to demean a person and race.. Even tho its racist.. But we don't make a super big deal of it here.. Everyone inclusing chinese, malay, indians and makes racists jokes just for laughs.. And we laugh along.. But there are limits still just don't joke too far.. " -some random dude named Apizza ZubehReee

@mfaredabdullah

3 жыл бұрын

Racism di Malaysia setakat 'cakap belakang' je . Belum sampai lagi tahap macam George Floyd tu sejak 13 mei 1969 .

@KpopLovers4eva88

3 жыл бұрын

Which is still pretty bad. That’s one thing about a joke, how are you joking something racist and say it’s not racist? Where some people here still get abused, making fun , and bully for their skin and culture. That is not something to joke about. Not only Malaysian likes to be racist, they’re also colorist asf. And don’t get me started how they treated non-caucasian who come to Malaysia to study or work. The way they call black people ‘N’ word, they treat black people as if they’re criminal and dangerous, it’s disgusting. Malaysian love to preach about perpaduan etc but do shits like that , literally going backwards, so ignorant and insensitive. It’s true this country ‘racism’ doesn’t go far like killing other races but it’s too far being normalized in this country and it needs to stop!!

@Probanot

3 жыл бұрын

@@KpopLovers4eva88 Ok Karen

@waws3724

3 жыл бұрын

@@KpopLovers4eva88 well that's actually how we live. being born black in malaysia and having malays joking about my culture, it's aight. i would NEVER take any offense from it. except if they take it too far. something like george floyd or how we were being slaved in the past. though my parents are american. malaysia has become my native language to the point where my english is not as good as my parents. I can't even speak in that language fluently. but my point here is, we don't really take racism jokes here too seriously. we, too, find it hilarious. but just as i said, not to take it too far. as long as you don't do that, it's all cool. don't worry. lmao. we living here just fine. hanging out with the homies, all cool. don't need to overreact. appreciate your concerns but trust me, it's all good.

@ikwanminzienrazi9672

2 жыл бұрын

@@KpopLovers4eva88 kau xde members India cina semua... Kau takkan paham LA bocah... Basic dah mengata ii gurau camtu.. Taktau la Kalau kau ni jenis cepat menangis Bila kena kata😂

Who From Malaysia ? 🙋

@ku6494

4 жыл бұрын

🙋‍♂

@hzslovelyn9404

4 жыл бұрын

me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@muhammaddanialamirshahbinm8479

4 жыл бұрын

. 🙋‍♂️

@wan-nr9sr

3 жыл бұрын

🙋‍♂️🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾

@rizarazman7061

3 жыл бұрын

Me

if you're black and you have small eyes we call you "somesingwong"="something wrong" LOL

@sykrnnn

5 жыл бұрын

Lol just know

@milksomecows

5 жыл бұрын

Sum Ting Wong. It's a Chinese name that went viral.

@vigossvirus666

5 жыл бұрын

@@milksomecows No

@cdchooone2554

5 жыл бұрын

Vigoss Virus “Ho Li Fuk” and “Sum Ting Wong” XD

@Hotelhopper

4 жыл бұрын

Is that what it means? Lol

I'm a brown African (south side) studying in Malaysia too and you're killing me bro 😂

I am Malaysian man.. you’re hell damn funny bro! Really no offense when u get us malaysian trolled with your comedian.. keep it up..!😂😂👍🏻👍🏻

@mrx3237

5 жыл бұрын

😊

@nigga1407

4 жыл бұрын

@@james-kp8bh wtf is wrong with you lol

@adam_dayyynish6532

4 жыл бұрын

@@james-kp8bh eww.. you are the most disgusting person ever.. dasar dirty mind person..

I can hear the ladies laughed out more and the loudest so am I at home, there were tears and I fell from my sofa. Just too good ..a comfort during this lockdown.

@steveraman4562

2 жыл бұрын

you said it

Nowdays people react in malaysia about black people. Where is that black people come from? He from Wakanda 😂

@amirhelmy3652

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha

Prakash, what have you done hahahaha

I clicked because I thought you was KSI

@lukeyislukek4693

5 жыл бұрын

RIGHT. i thought it was ksi too...

@CaptainKhalid

5 жыл бұрын

Who’s KSI though 😅🤔

@waz7en

5 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainKhalid ksi is youtuber/boxing

@waz7en

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@jimchrist8808

5 жыл бұрын

SAME😂

i knew that something was wrong when she called me "orang minyak" hahaha thug life bro

Huish steady abang ni wui.... Memang bangga rasa dia kalau ada orang luar negara faham culture Malaysia huhu Memang steady.... I love my country

Once upon a time in my life, i was convinced by others that tarzan was tanzanian... The biggest lie in my life 😥

Thank you so much.❤ Needed this😂😂😂😂😂

He's freaking hilarious!never gets old

Gawd .... this is effing hilarious!! Luv his unexpected punchlines. With those facial expression and gestures, how not to love this dude man!!! ❤️

Where can I watch the full video? Really potong stim

@perosakariago5425

5 жыл бұрын

Really potong stim haaa...hahahaha..you so funny too bro..😂😂😂

@nekomushi4939

5 жыл бұрын

Me too.. Potong stim .. Xpuas

@izzati.888

5 жыл бұрын

Hahah

@whoeversouls1353

5 жыл бұрын

So ya found it?

@averagelife5523

5 жыл бұрын

Patrick Ohm ya men potong stim

So smooth and relaxed, reminds me of David Chappelle.

@zulkadir8952

2 жыл бұрын

Idol,, i wish i was him in Half Baked movie.. true story come to movie😜

This always brings a smile for me😂

"but it mde u shit a lot right?" "ermm NO! We're immune"

Still watch it on 2019 and I still laugh hard. 😂

In Malaysia , they didn't count people from their skin color .. That's why I love Malaysia

@user-ck4xv7vf4u

4 жыл бұрын

AZIZULXONE the politic did bother about skin colour I don’t know why

@ketompower5686

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-ck4xv7vf4u coz we have alot stupid "MB"...

@kazzy0511

4 жыл бұрын

Not true

@captainsauce5097

4 жыл бұрын

Skin colour no, religion yes

@farishairil379

4 жыл бұрын

Not true

We need the full show... 😭

@CaptainKhalid

2 жыл бұрын

Here you go ☺️ kzread.info/dash/bejne/pJump7eFnrrfeaw.html

@muhammadfahmi540

4 ай бұрын

​@@CaptainKhalid when is next show?

"BRO PERGI MAMPUS"oh my god,😂😂😂

Its because most black skinned foreign student here are from nigeria.

@fuckyoubyme1

5 жыл бұрын

zact lee this is not an excuse to be uneducated ,you need to read more

@zlee001

5 жыл бұрын

Moha no we just assume theyre the nigerian students. Because its rare to see black tourists in malaysia.

@akuanakbidayuh

5 жыл бұрын

you are wrong.you need to speak to them once in a while

@ms.chuisin7727

5 жыл бұрын

It was like..... they stereotyping people because of their skin colour but forget that err.....chinese are called yellow, malay are brown and Indian were... chocolate? 😅 anyway....stereotyping is a form of racism so.....try not to say or ask stuff like that to people. They don't need to know your opinion about where do you think they came from.

@zlee001

5 жыл бұрын

I drive uber ok. For almost 3 years now. And i havent driven any african america or other african yet. Nigerian student 3 times. Its not stereotyping. Its just a fact. Theres so little african tourist in malaysia. The nigerians are here cuz we invited them by the means of student visas. We have nigerian students in malaysia for decades thats why the officers just assumed hes nigerian. Nigerians are like a part of malaysia by now. Even me as a grab driver ive never met a black american yet.

Your timing was so perfect.. LOL..u re so funny..

Yo my man ! Just found out this video and that was HILARIOUSS. Keep it up man !! 🤟🏻🤟🏻

The Nigeria part was so accurate lmao, When my mom sees someone black, She starts referring to them as “Nigerians” lmao

This so hillarious mr khaleed... love to see more videos from u...

That’s some funny stuff bro I love it keep it coming

dude, you are funny and i can't stop laughing.

This made me rolling on the floor bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Only good friends will teach you Pergi Mampus as Excuse me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mannnn your languages spoken are way toooo pure😭

Gotta love Malaysia and love you bro for good cracks .. hope to see you in northern part of the country

I've no idea how many times i've seen this already

Banyak kali dah tengok.. Tapi setiap kali tengok mesti gelak hahahahahaahahah

oh man. you killed this! well done. hope you enjoyed yourself. do come back :)

Man, i love this guy!!!

From the laugh sound ...it's seems there's a lot of women in his show...

@dapablo3498

5 жыл бұрын

high pitch sounds louder dude basic science

@blytzy6022

4 жыл бұрын

@@mpwanihalisi158 nah ur mom

How I miss Malaysia haha someone adopt me there now please hahahaha terimah kasih from 🇵🇭

I can imagine all the situations he described. You hit the nails, khalid😆😆

Good Job with your comedian Captain Khalid

Dude , I got tears in my eyes !!!!

2:32 me: why he quiet all of sudden 2:40 me: LAUGHING INTENSELY

2 years has passed, this video still funny af

you killed it Captain Khalid! hee!

dude...I got friends from Nigeria and I watch a lot of american movies...the first time I met a black dude during our football friendly games I tried to talk to him like he's american and then he talked to me with that Wakandan accent I was laughing my ass off...and he's confused as hell..

WHERES THE FULL VERSION?! I WANT MORE OF THIS 😭

I laughed so hard! So funny! Hope he does a show again in KL again. Definitely will get tickets 👍

U r one funny guy man.. gud one khalid.. lmfao..

Lama dah youtube recomended kt aku cptain khalid ni setiap kali layan stand up laugh factory tapi tak tergerak hati nak tengok..hari ni baru tergerak nak tengok..memang best 👍👍

You just make my day... 😍😍😍😍 Lawak sgt

Dude, you're so...ooooooo funny!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

His sooo funny!! Love it

This is gold....

😂🤣 Thank You sooo much dearest sweetie 💐 Be Blissful 🙏🏼😇

i've watched this twice before, I'm watching this again in 2021... still funny

When he said macha, i lost it :D hahaha

Was there when u started in SEGi captain. Damn proud to see you come this far. Keep up

@CaptainKhalid

2 жыл бұрын

Damn, it’s been 10years now huh 🙌🏽🙌🏽❤️

This is so funny! 😂

I like the pauses. Its comedy timing

awesome vids..haha enjoyed really enjoy it.

Who came here because of KZread Recommendation?

@sairulll4609

4 жыл бұрын

Me

@azzahraesa4087

4 жыл бұрын

Me!

This is brilliant 😂👏🏻

great bro! i want more videos from you.

You make my day bro 😂😂

Im from malaysia & you are hella funny man!

The "pergi mampus" made me laugh so hard

waiting for full video that comedian is very amazing

Man, you are a legend

I was actually laugh out of my lungs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The great way to know malaysian, is to laugh malaysian 😂

wow you nailed it keep it going

Funny AF man. Great job

omg great set!! im a fan of stand up comedy i can say yours better than most of the guys at the comedy store. seriously go big mann

@oskajohn3795

5 жыл бұрын

CRUZEOO whatt??? Even better than Harith Iskandar??? Cough2

@CRUZEOO

5 жыл бұрын

of course! i mean hes got his days... he has some good jokes but most of them are old and cringy

@sagan08

5 жыл бұрын

@@oskajohn3795 dude... Harith Iskandar cringy af man.

Africa is not a country but continent..Africa has many countries like angola,kenya,Zimbabwe,congo,ghana,senegal,Cameroon,Botswana,gabon,Mozambique and more..pehh menghafal aku tgok peta hahaha😂

@xlostlovex

5 жыл бұрын

And Wakanda

@mohdusmansaripuddin6437

5 жыл бұрын

Ni mesti pilih negara benua afrika Kalo lawan men game bola😂😂😂

@aqmazm6255

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha paling kuat pn pilih ghana ngan nigeria je bro..

@Saiputera

5 жыл бұрын

But all of them are black tho

@muhammadrezzuan8835

5 жыл бұрын

but malaysian only remember nigeria...what a dumbass ideology

You are one cool dude!!! keep up the excellent work ...I really love it!!!

i need the 2nd part of this video! 😢

how can you remember all those malay conversation? wow if I were you, i not remind back

@unknownuser677

5 жыл бұрын

because you ate too much MSG...hahahah

@calee-lr3wp

5 жыл бұрын

@@unknownuser677 nothing's wrong with msg lmao

@unknownuser677

5 жыл бұрын

@@calee-lr3wp dude...as u can see..my statement at the end..got "hahahaha"..why are you so serious???.. Omfg..!!!..hahaha.. If you want to know...malay culture .their parents also advice them try to do not eat ants..because can affect ur memory after years...just joking man...ayoo.

@calee-lr3wp

5 жыл бұрын

@@unknownuser677 ah okay then

@syfa.262

4 жыл бұрын

@Bald Head chill bro , jgn marah2.

"you speak English?!" 😂

This got me into tears

Man you are awesome.......Tanzanian in malaysia....big up bruh

"I feel comfortable with the Indians, 'cause they are the Asian N****s😂😂" - Captain Khalid 2018

Typical Malaysian society. Good one Khalid🤣🤣 I enjoyed this one

@khairuljiki6712

4 жыл бұрын

Mcm knal.....haha...anak buah pak ya..😂😂😂

@Taksubelectr0

2 жыл бұрын

@@khairuljiki6712 ahahah siot kantoi

Made my day!

I am glad YT recommends this video 😂

Hahaha! Love it 😂

Bro are you high?hahhahha

Hahahaha!! Dude you're funny af!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Deyh deyh deyh ..... so relatable 😂😂