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  • @michaelroberts5191
    @michaelroberts519111 ай бұрын

    Fuhad going from "im scared" to "my tools already out" is the duality of man

  • @glenrichardson8266

    @glenrichardson8266

    8 ай бұрын

    There's a thin line between scared and erect.

  • @foreveralone6601
    @foreveralone6601 Жыл бұрын

    Fuhad waking up with everyone else killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Straightfacts980

    @Straightfacts980

    Жыл бұрын

    Honestly it’s genius icl 😂😂 gaslight her into looking like she’s crazy in front of everyone on the flight

  • @shazz286

    @shazz286

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Straightfacts980 plus remember she moved seats so she's not even in her seat so she'll look worse😂😂😂

  • @Straightfacts980

    @Straightfacts980

    Жыл бұрын

    @@shazz286 😭😭

  • @shountaeboothe9265
    @shountaeboothe9265 Жыл бұрын

    James is literally describing a Netflix romance movie with his airplane book reading meet cute😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too cute

  • @Ktcsr17

    @Ktcsr17

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes but then i remember every other video where he’s a walking red flag 🚩 🚩🚩🚩😂

  • @candicemonique5927

    @candicemonique5927

    Жыл бұрын

    Perfect. Do what you want with him then send his a** home. 👌🏾😘✌🏾

  • @mofooty22_

    @mofooty22_

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Ktcsr17what😂

  • @senpai_abe6510

    @senpai_abe6510

    11 ай бұрын

    ​@@Ktcsr17huh??

  • @jorjawalkershorts

    @jorjawalkershorts

    10 ай бұрын

    More like a wattpad one-shot 😂😭

  • @Kieranlovesunicorns
    @Kieranlovesunicorns Жыл бұрын

    I thought James was thinking of a cute, romantic plane scenario then they changed it to pitching a tent 😂

  • @aprilbrown7227

    @aprilbrown7227

    11 ай бұрын

    Not pitching a tent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CoachTC23
    @CoachTC23 Жыл бұрын

    “Make it 52” 😂 🤣 they’ll never disrespect a customer again

  • @danielandree3947

    @danielandree3947

    Жыл бұрын

    Wordddd, laughing at dude like he just buying a bunch with no need for them, little did they know, he had ever single one of those planned out 😂😂. They learned to mind their own that day…

  • @jomall2wickham366

    @jomall2wickham366

    Жыл бұрын

    It's a old joke I posted years ago on FB

  • @mynotificationsareoff..goc358

    @mynotificationsareoff..goc358

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@jomall2wickham366 and?

  • @jomall2wickham366

    @jomall2wickham366

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mynotificationsareoff..goc358 it was funny then n it's still funny now just gud to c other ppl find it funny

  • @ccannon1

    @ccannon1

    Жыл бұрын

    Not me low key being into it lol

  • @nicolejackson5066
    @nicolejackson5066 Жыл бұрын

    James out here having a Wattpad fantasy on an airplane 🤣

  • @laanaalove
    @laanaalove Жыл бұрын

    My 9 year old kid saw the first few seconds of the clip and said "Are those people stand-up comedians, or are they sit-down comedians?" Not really sure what to make of that 😂

  • @MrsE2018

    @MrsE2018

    Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @Eshcaton19

    @Eshcaton19

    7 ай бұрын

    I really wish James and Fuhad see this

  • @shazz286
    @shazz286 Жыл бұрын

    Fuhad is so good at deflecting in emergency situations. Him waking up with everyone else and looking confused is jokes 😂😂😂😂. Also searching for your tooth on your break is hilarious

  • @shawnturner2404
    @shawnturner2404 Жыл бұрын

    Note to self: do not inhale while watching this. You’re going to cough up a lung laughing at these fools😂😂😂

  • @humblebee_hive

    @humblebee_hive

    Жыл бұрын

    stop 😭😭😭😭

  • @lildanger01

    @lildanger01

    Жыл бұрын

    @@humblebee_hive ijhg

  • @LilRican04

    @LilRican04

    Жыл бұрын

    I can say facts

  • @Spendra

    @Spendra

    Жыл бұрын

    For real 😂😂😂

  • @davidsimmons654

    @davidsimmons654

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @itstheverve
    @itstheverve Жыл бұрын

    fuhad was making JOKES in this one 😂

  • @yaddakmela5722
    @yaddakmela57226 ай бұрын

    "Make it 52" is the most creatively ominous THREAT I've heard in a WHILE!! MY GOODNESS!!😭🤣🤣💀

  • @normanholmes11
    @normanholmes11 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine trying to walk pass your car to avoid shame and the keys in your pocket unlock the doors as you pass😅😅😅😅

  • @gwa_rsa4629
    @gwa_rsa4629 Жыл бұрын

    '"You're not screaming at me, I'm waking up just like everyone else"

  • @lolatatasja
    @lolatatasja Жыл бұрын

    Fuhad got so excited at the idea, he even called a blanked a rug 😂😂

  • @prettyinpinky5937

    @prettyinpinky5937

    Жыл бұрын

    UK ppl call them rugs. Edit: lived there for years and my in laws live there.

  • @lolatatasja

    @lolatatasja

    Жыл бұрын

    @@prettyinpinky5937 thank you, learned something new today! In the clip they also use blanket, is it used interchangeably or is it just now that UK/US terms are getting blurred? (English is my 3rd language - learned British English but live in the US 10+ yrs)

  • @emsh3400

    @emsh3400

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@PrettyIn Pinky I have never in my life heard anyone from the UK call a blanket a rug loool apart from now Fuhad lool. I'm orn and bred in London lol

  • @dinapatina3669

    @dinapatina3669

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@Lola Tatasja you were right he was excited we don't call them rugs

  • @prettyinpinky5937

    @prettyinpinky5937

    Жыл бұрын

    @@lolatatasja yes they do.

  • @jopinscott1777
    @jopinscott1777 Жыл бұрын

    "Now I gotta spend my 15-minute lunch break filling out forms!"😂😂😂

  • @kaitlynperalta2463
    @kaitlynperalta2463 Жыл бұрын

    The little zoom ting when James says 7:24 “Yes I have” again was brilliant, I see you editors 👀🤣

  • @morganepg
    @morganepg Жыл бұрын

    I've had that moment literally made a friend on a flight just before pandemic...we exchanged numbers listened to music on the flight together still cool to this day. TO THIS DAY!!

  • @bubblebobblefullthrottle
    @bubblebobblefullthrottle Жыл бұрын

    Make it 52 is wild 😂😂

  • @CoachTC23

    @CoachTC23

    Жыл бұрын

    😳 they’ll never disrespect a customer again 🤣🤣 wilddd

  • @JKANE_

    @JKANE_

    Жыл бұрын

    It's the look on his face😂😂

  • @davidmutugi4841
    @davidmutugi4841 Жыл бұрын

    Fuhad with the stiffy before the blanket lands...😂😂😂😂😂

  • @belleboa
    @belleboa Жыл бұрын

    Honestly if you're not in the cult fr you're missing out. These patreon eps are amazing 👏 fully worth it!! First and Only pod I sub to !! 😅 love love love people!

  • @MD-ck5xj

    @MD-ck5xj

    10 ай бұрын

    Really 😳

  • @bbee7973
    @bbee7973 Жыл бұрын

    Waking up questioning the day ,the time and where you should be is the worst thing ever , fear …then realising your perfectly fine and don’t need to be anywhere is the best feeling ever 😂😂😅😅😅😅

  • @Blu3Br3

    @Blu3Br3

    Жыл бұрын

    I literally had this earlier, but I took a high nap, from some potent edibles 😅. Didn't even know I went to sleep, and woke up shook 😂

  • @natalywilliams-adonis8164
    @natalywilliams-adonis8164 Жыл бұрын

    The drama in the roll play is giving Oscar performance

  • @elisehennessy497
    @elisehennessy497 Жыл бұрын

    Me and my boyfriend were watching an ep about you guys talking what’s the pettiest thing you’ve done after a breakup… we both confessed to eachother and he BROKE UP WITH ME.. packed his shit real quick 🤣🙏🏻thanku

  • @user-os7wd3yv8v

    @user-os7wd3yv8v

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh my god 😭😭😭 What did you say??

  • @CoachTC23

    @CoachTC23

    Жыл бұрын

    😂😂 you gotta explain yourself

  • @faithfortuin9155

    @faithfortuin9155

    Жыл бұрын

    Miss we are waiting

  • @dinapatina3669

    @dinapatina3669

    Жыл бұрын

    This isn't going away we're still waiting, do it for the shitzngigs fam

  • @CoachTC23

    @CoachTC23

    Жыл бұрын

    WHAT DID YOU DO!? If you don’t answer we’re going to start guessing.. Based on your lack of explanation, I’ll have to say you slept with his dad. This would be an instant breakup situation no doubt. You dirty dog.

  • @SheSheBoom21
    @SheSheBoom21 Жыл бұрын

    Not James’ feet in the air !!!!😂😂😂😂😂

  • @waterbabybug
    @waterbabybug Жыл бұрын

    The miss the school bus one happened to me today!! 😂😂😂 I woke up spazzing out because I'm late for work! I'm on vacation...😂😂😂

  • @kristabelmutize2168
    @kristabelmutize2168 Жыл бұрын

    I love how James be like "broooooooo"🤣🤣

  • @kassandraroberts6416
    @kassandraroberts6416 Жыл бұрын

    Bruhh I was mid chew and spit out laughing at the “make it 52” I’m sorry?!?😂

  • @mrsbee4230
    @mrsbee4230 Жыл бұрын

    Make it 52 is wild!!!!!! I hope they learn to mind their business 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rosiesrelaxationchannel4202
    @rosiesrelaxationchannel4202 Жыл бұрын

    “Make it 52” I was like 👀👀👀

  • @R3AIIZ
    @R3AIIZ Жыл бұрын

    "make it 52" arrest him. that man is a villain

  • @dayanjosiah3302
    @dayanjosiah3302 Жыл бұрын

    I'm cooking and watching yal and it can't be done!! Keep laughing my ass off😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭. Much much love from kenya❤❤

  • @hildaalividza3461

    @hildaalividza3461

    Жыл бұрын

    Kenyans let's gather here

  • @guchigal3007

    @guchigal3007

    Жыл бұрын

    Tuko everywhere

  • @darklawyergirl7
    @darklawyergirl7 Жыл бұрын

    That dude with 52 condoms 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hibari-kun710
    @hibari-kun710 Жыл бұрын

    I watched deadpool with an old lady on the way back from america, was pretty fun. hope shes okay

  • @drakematthews2561
    @drakematthews2561 Жыл бұрын

    Violin goes mrrrhh 😭😭😭

  • @emilycollins8762
    @emilycollins8762 Жыл бұрын

    I need both of your laughs as my alarm I’m serious I’d never wake up in a bad mood 😂

  • @batzmeditation2333

    @batzmeditation2333

    7 ай бұрын

    @shxtsgigs

  • @Mindyourbusinessthanks
    @Mindyourbusinessthanks Жыл бұрын

    When someone surprises me the way Fuhad surprises James with his replies and scenarios , i yell out FUHADDD .. BRUDDAH 🤦🏽‍♀️ changed the group chat name to the bruddahhood 💀 i hate myself for the choke hold these men have on me lmaooooo

  • @kelseymay4791
    @kelseymay4791 Жыл бұрын

    “It would ruin the whole Meet Cute” 💀

  • @skholiwezondi986
    @skholiwezondi986 Жыл бұрын

    1:19 - 1:27 Jesus the laughter is infectious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dbogaert9741
    @dbogaert9741 Жыл бұрын

    When he said 'you moaned for him' my heartbeat raised 😂

  • @hindenburg2006
    @hindenburg2006 Жыл бұрын

    You guys never fail to brighten my day!❤😂

  • @sonofyah_
    @sonofyah_ Жыл бұрын

    first one and i'm already bursting out laughing😂

  • @terrifletcher1698
    @terrifletcher1698 Жыл бұрын

    I love it when James gets so tickled 😅

  • @miamimercenary9623
    @miamimercenary9623 Жыл бұрын

    nah 52 condoms is WILD

  • @harryjennings8244
    @harryjennings8244 Жыл бұрын

    "Make it 52" is dead ass my kinda response to that situation 😂😂

  • @kashaevans9899
    @kashaevans9899 Жыл бұрын

    Make it 52!!!!!! I was running away 🗣️ SECURITY!!!

  • @beewest5704
    @beewest5704 Жыл бұрын

    Fuhad was born ready 😂😂😂

  • @mianamht
    @mianamht Жыл бұрын

    It's the "Make it 52" for me 💀😭

  • @mills8
    @mills8 Жыл бұрын

    Omgg can’t believe you mentioned those CGP work books, the kid I look after was given 2 of them from school just last week to do over the Easter holidays, the memories flooded back when he showed me I was like WOWWW!

  • @takecareofyousis
    @takecareofyousis Жыл бұрын

    I literally cried laughing when Fuhad said he’d be hard before the blanket fell 😂😂😂

  • @candicemonique5927
    @candicemonique5927 Жыл бұрын

    I met a buddy on a plane. We still hang out from time to time. 🥰

  • @kiara9839
    @kiara9839 Жыл бұрын

    I cancel the moment I start my patreon subscription every month thinking I won't need it the next just to do it again the month after yall are too funny

  • @riahprince5413
    @riahprince5413 Жыл бұрын

    The conclusion jumping in this is fantastic… because this is me too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @snxele
    @snxele Жыл бұрын

    2021 I sat next to an older gentleman who was flying with his wife to Cyprus and he was chatting to me about the area I'm going to because he has been living there for years. I had been knocking back double gins all day side bar, I noticed he dint even put his arm on the arm rest, i'm like yo we can share the arm rest if you want to, mans pulls his arm up n it's missing from the elbow and this is why I don't talk to people on flights anymore 😢

  • @Achhe.
    @Achhe. Жыл бұрын

    Damn, this just popped up in my feed lmao. Less goo, love watching these

  • @madelynrooker2604
    @madelynrooker26046 ай бұрын

    Thank you for all you guys do. I watch your videos all of the time but I've been binging them the past few days. I need the laughs! Much love!!

  • @jideakin
    @jideakin Жыл бұрын

    i once had a nap so good when i woke up i though i'd died and gone to heaven. Turns out i was just looking at the white wall against me bed 😅🤷🏾‍♂

  • @neishat9020
    @neishat9020 Жыл бұрын

    Love the pod guys, you've got me totally obsessed ❤️ keep em coming

  • @Phushprada1
    @Phushprada1 Жыл бұрын

    I’m the “don’t talk to me, don’t look at me unless you must kinda person on any transportation” 😂

  • @tracypeebles9362
    @tracypeebles9362 Жыл бұрын

    I love these two 😂❤

  • @damnhandles
    @damnhandles11 ай бұрын

    A lot of large retail chains in America have company policies that prohibit employees from trying to stop shoplifters. People actually get fired for it.

  • @Envlo
    @Envlo Жыл бұрын

    Damn it you guys are genius with the patreon clips, i didnt want it to end. Off to sign up to patreon so James can buy more Monster drinks 🏃‍♀️

  • @shehervalencia9573
    @shehervalencia9573 Жыл бұрын

    “CPR” 🤣🤣

  • @user-ol5wl2tm7p
    @user-ol5wl2tm7p Жыл бұрын

    one min into the clip and the men already stop breathing lol

  • @rashandastovall4529
    @rashandastovall4529 Жыл бұрын

    Me and my friends can't take anything serious I would say make it 55 and we would be on ground laughing so hard

  • @way.truth.life.
    @way.truth.life. Жыл бұрын

    "It technically is facts 🧐" lmao

  • @heafie
    @heafie Жыл бұрын

    Make it 52 Karens needed to mind their business 😂😂😂

  • @danielandree3947

    @danielandree3947

    Жыл бұрын

    They learned that day, to mind their own business 😂😂, though dude was just buying to buy, little did they know, he had plans made already for all 50 of them. 😂😂

  • @heafie

    @heafie

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danielandree3947 Wonder if he has an onlyfans

  • @Hello-mh4pj
    @Hello-mh4pj Жыл бұрын

    Lol my son used to work at JD Leicester. I’m going to ask him if he knows about the tooth 😂

  • @hi.goodbye2167

    @hi.goodbye2167

    Жыл бұрын

    Does he? 😂

  • @Hello-mh4pj

    @Hello-mh4pj

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hi.goodbye2167 No he doesn’t 🤣

  • @hi.goodbye2167

    @hi.goodbye2167

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Hello-mh4pj Lol I’m weak 😂😂😂

  • @davidriley4895
    @davidriley4895 Жыл бұрын

    💀💀💀 @ “Make it 52“

  • @suspendeddisbelief786
    @suspendeddisbelief786 Жыл бұрын

    These two needed to meet just so I can be entertained.

  • @allaallan9304
    @allaallan93045 ай бұрын

    Until this day, the plane story gets me every time when Fuhad is like “when the rug lands, she will be PERPLEXED” he sounds SOOOO Aff🤣🤣🤣😩

  • @silkinajackson2892
    @silkinajackson2892 Жыл бұрын

    Love the quick wit & the hilarious role-playing 😂🤣😂

  • @MyPluggLuvsMe
    @MyPluggLuvsMe Жыл бұрын

    I came across you guys in TikTok and now I see you on YT. Definitely subscribed! You two are hilarious 🤣

  • @starrcobb3650
    @starrcobb36505 ай бұрын

    Make it 52 is JARRING!! I would be terrified immediately!

  • @jessicarichter6436
    @jessicarichter6436 Жыл бұрын

    This is your funniest 1 yet!! I can barely breath! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christinaabdallah9850
    @christinaabdallah98509 ай бұрын

    That nap one got me I've woken up by 6pm shouting shit thinking it's 6am so I was like damn I slept till the next day 😅😅😅😅

  • @ladanoog4628
    @ladanoog4628 Жыл бұрын

    Make it 52!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chelseahicks105
    @chelseahicks105 Жыл бұрын

    Needed this today😂😂😂

  • @urfavbrownskingirl_
    @urfavbrownskingirl_ Жыл бұрын

    You 2 make my day better😹

  • @karabonkasa4983
    @karabonkasa4983 Жыл бұрын

    "You can but Im scared " 😂😂😂😂

  • @mystery2384
    @mystery2384 Жыл бұрын

    I love both of you guys so muchhhh

  • @virallcullture8585
    @virallcullture8585 Жыл бұрын

    I've woken up and was SO confused and rattled that my bedroom layout was different..... From my childhood bedroom from when I was14, I'm 35 now..... Wtf brain

  • @madinayusuf2467
    @madinayusuf2467 Жыл бұрын

    James….big man why u putting ur legs up like da?😂😂😂

  • @snarkyybynature
    @snarkyybynature Жыл бұрын

    The love of Fuhad’s life has too much pressure 😂

  • @punkinkai
    @punkinkai Жыл бұрын

    Retail will make you stay back after your shift to find that tooth

  • @kattwala2046
    @kattwala2046 Жыл бұрын

    Loving that camera work😄

  • @maggisantos906
    @maggisantos906 Жыл бұрын

    James needs an inhaler. He can't breathe! Hahahah

  • @natashapatterson452
    @natashapatterson452 Жыл бұрын

    Make it 52 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @losc.1587
    @losc.1587 Жыл бұрын

    Bro, yall and Mentally Mitch got some BANGERS today😂😂

  • @BlackMagik24
    @BlackMagik2411 ай бұрын

    I love when the episode starts like this 😂😂😂😂

  • @KjAndre
    @KjAndre Жыл бұрын

    James needs to share where he gets those anime tees. That Gojo X Drake one is fire!!!

  • @leahhamo19083
    @leahhamo19083 Жыл бұрын

    3:33 I’m from Leicester and it’s true.. anything goes and it’s worrying 😭😂

  • @ubhutiontsundu6329
    @ubhutiontsundu6329 Жыл бұрын

    "are you security"😭😭😭😭

  • @easyyeye
    @easyyeye Жыл бұрын

    6:03 I got weak asl🤣🤣

  • @contact3687
    @contact3687 Жыл бұрын

    1:12 the lip bitting tho 🤣

  • @britishboy2757
    @britishboy2757 Жыл бұрын

    Man really said ‘CPR’ i am CRYING 🤣

  • @lrgreen1009
    @lrgreen1009 Жыл бұрын

    lawd.. i heard "make it 52" like he wanted to make sure 2 more unwanted idiots weren't born...lol

  • @sharonkateeba2912
    @sharonkateeba2912 Жыл бұрын

    Much love from Uganda !

  • @danielapeli
    @danielapeli Жыл бұрын

    Once woke up from sleep and for a second I was wondering "what am I doing over there?"....it was just the girl I had over...she was wearing my clothes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @littlebrowngirl4

    @littlebrowngirl4

    11 ай бұрын

    I laughed out loud at this 🤣

  • @danielapeli

    @danielapeli

    11 ай бұрын

    @@littlebrowngirl4 😂😂😂

  • @bosempuchane5631
    @bosempuchane5631 Жыл бұрын

    I've never had a moment on a plane either! And it's lowkey hurtful to me and my homegirls.

  • @kikikauffmann
    @kikikauffmann Жыл бұрын

    That’s crazy I always leave flights with a new best friend 🤣🤣

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