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Fuhad going from "im scared" to "my tools already out" is the duality of man
@glenrichardson8266
8 ай бұрын
There's a thin line between scared and erect.
Fuhad waking up with everyone else killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Straightfacts980
Жыл бұрын
Honestly it’s genius icl 😂😂 gaslight her into looking like she’s crazy in front of everyone on the flight
@shazz286
Жыл бұрын
@@Straightfacts980 plus remember she moved seats so she's not even in her seat so she'll look worse😂😂😂
@Straightfacts980
Жыл бұрын
@@shazz286 😭😭
James is literally describing a Netflix romance movie with his airplane book reading meet cute😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 too cute
@Ktcsr17
Жыл бұрын
Yes but then i remember every other video where he’s a walking red flag 🚩 🚩🚩🚩😂
@candicemonique5927
Жыл бұрын
Perfect. Do what you want with him then send his a** home. 👌🏾😘✌🏾
@mofooty22_
Жыл бұрын
@@Ktcsr17what😂
@senpai_abe6510
11 ай бұрын
@@Ktcsr17huh??
@jorjawalkershorts
10 ай бұрын
More like a wattpad one-shot 😂😭
I thought James was thinking of a cute, romantic plane scenario then they changed it to pitching a tent 😂
@aprilbrown7227
11 ай бұрын
Not pitching a tent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Make it 52” 😂 🤣 they’ll never disrespect a customer again
@danielandree3947
Жыл бұрын
Wordddd, laughing at dude like he just buying a bunch with no need for them, little did they know, he had ever single one of those planned out 😂😂. They learned to mind their own that day…
@jomall2wickham366
Жыл бұрын
It's a old joke I posted years ago on FB
@mynotificationsareoff..goc358
Жыл бұрын
@@jomall2wickham366 and?
@jomall2wickham366
Жыл бұрын
@@mynotificationsareoff..goc358 it was funny then n it's still funny now just gud to c other ppl find it funny
@ccannon1
Жыл бұрын
Not me low key being into it lol
James out here having a Wattpad fantasy on an airplane 🤣
My 9 year old kid saw the first few seconds of the clip and said "Are those people stand-up comedians, or are they sit-down comedians?" Not really sure what to make of that 😂
@MrsE2018
Жыл бұрын
😂
@Eshcaton19
7 ай бұрын
I really wish James and Fuhad see this
Fuhad is so good at deflecting in emergency situations. Him waking up with everyone else and looking confused is jokes 😂😂😂😂. Also searching for your tooth on your break is hilarious
Note to self: do not inhale while watching this. You’re going to cough up a lung laughing at these fools😂😂😂
@humblebee_hive
Жыл бұрын
stop 😭😭😭😭
@lildanger01
Жыл бұрын
@@humblebee_hive ijhg
@LilRican04
Жыл бұрын
I can say facts
@Spendra
Жыл бұрын
For real 😂😂😂
@davidsimmons654
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
fuhad was making JOKES in this one 😂
"Make it 52" is the most creatively ominous THREAT I've heard in a WHILE!! MY GOODNESS!!😭🤣🤣💀
Imagine trying to walk pass your car to avoid shame and the keys in your pocket unlock the doors as you pass😅😅😅😅
'"You're not screaming at me, I'm waking up just like everyone else"
Fuhad got so excited at the idea, he even called a blanked a rug 😂😂
@prettyinpinky5937
Жыл бұрын
UK ppl call them rugs. Edit: lived there for years and my in laws live there.
@lolatatasja
Жыл бұрын
@@prettyinpinky5937 thank you, learned something new today! In the clip they also use blanket, is it used interchangeably or is it just now that UK/US terms are getting blurred? (English is my 3rd language - learned British English but live in the US 10+ yrs)
@emsh3400
Жыл бұрын
@PrettyIn Pinky I have never in my life heard anyone from the UK call a blanket a rug loool apart from now Fuhad lool. I'm orn and bred in London lol
@dinapatina3669
Жыл бұрын
@Lola Tatasja you were right he was excited we don't call them rugs
@prettyinpinky5937
Жыл бұрын
@@lolatatasja yes they do.
"Now I gotta spend my 15-minute lunch break filling out forms!"😂😂😂
The little zoom ting when James says 7:24 “Yes I have” again was brilliant, I see you editors 👀🤣
I've had that moment literally made a friend on a flight just before pandemic...we exchanged numbers listened to music on the flight together still cool to this day. TO THIS DAY!!
Make it 52 is wild 😂😂
@CoachTC23
Жыл бұрын
😳 they’ll never disrespect a customer again 🤣🤣 wilddd
@JKANE_
Жыл бұрын
It's the look on his face😂😂
Fuhad with the stiffy before the blanket lands...😂😂😂😂😂
Honestly if you're not in the cult fr you're missing out. These patreon eps are amazing 👏 fully worth it!! First and Only pod I sub to !! 😅 love love love people!
@MD-ck5xj
10 ай бұрын
Really 😳
Waking up questioning the day ,the time and where you should be is the worst thing ever , fear …then realising your perfectly fine and don’t need to be anywhere is the best feeling ever 😂😂😅😅😅😅
@Blu3Br3
Жыл бұрын
I literally had this earlier, but I took a high nap, from some potent edibles 😅. Didn't even know I went to sleep, and woke up shook 😂
The drama in the roll play is giving Oscar performance
Me and my boyfriend were watching an ep about you guys talking what’s the pettiest thing you’ve done after a breakup… we both confessed to eachother and he BROKE UP WITH ME.. packed his shit real quick 🤣🙏🏻thanku
@user-os7wd3yv8v
Жыл бұрын
Oh my god 😭😭😭 What did you say??
@CoachTC23
Жыл бұрын
😂😂 you gotta explain yourself
@faithfortuin9155
Жыл бұрын
Miss we are waiting
@dinapatina3669
Жыл бұрын
This isn't going away we're still waiting, do it for the shitzngigs fam
@CoachTC23
Жыл бұрын
WHAT DID YOU DO!? If you don’t answer we’re going to start guessing.. Based on your lack of explanation, I’ll have to say you slept with his dad. This would be an instant breakup situation no doubt. You dirty dog.
Not James’ feet in the air !!!!😂😂😂😂😂
The miss the school bus one happened to me today!! 😂😂😂 I woke up spazzing out because I'm late for work! I'm on vacation...😂😂😂
I love how James be like "broooooooo"🤣🤣
Bruhh I was mid chew and spit out laughing at the “make it 52” I’m sorry?!?😂
Make it 52 is wild!!!!!! I hope they learn to mind their business 😂😂😂😂😂
“Make it 52” I was like 👀👀👀
"make it 52" arrest him. that man is a villain
I'm cooking and watching yal and it can't be done!! Keep laughing my ass off😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭. Much much love from kenya❤❤
@hildaalividza3461
Жыл бұрын
Kenyans let's gather here
@guchigal3007
Жыл бұрын
Tuko everywhere
That dude with 52 condoms 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I watched deadpool with an old lady on the way back from america, was pretty fun. hope shes okay
Violin goes mrrrhh 😭😭😭
I need both of your laughs as my alarm I’m serious I’d never wake up in a bad mood 😂
@batzmeditation2333
7 ай бұрын
@shxtsgigs
When someone surprises me the way Fuhad surprises James with his replies and scenarios , i yell out FUHADDD .. BRUDDAH 🤦🏽♀️ changed the group chat name to the bruddahhood 💀 i hate myself for the choke hold these men have on me lmaooooo
“It would ruin the whole Meet Cute” 💀
1:19 - 1:27 Jesus the laughter is infectious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When he said 'you moaned for him' my heartbeat raised 😂
You guys never fail to brighten my day!❤😂
first one and i'm already bursting out laughing😂
I love it when James gets so tickled 😅
nah 52 condoms is WILD
"Make it 52" is dead ass my kinda response to that situation 😂😂
Make it 52!!!!!! I was running away 🗣️ SECURITY!!!
Fuhad was born ready 😂😂😂
It's the "Make it 52" for me 💀😭
Omgg can’t believe you mentioned those CGP work books, the kid I look after was given 2 of them from school just last week to do over the Easter holidays, the memories flooded back when he showed me I was like WOWWW!
I literally cried laughing when Fuhad said he’d be hard before the blanket fell 😂😂😂
I met a buddy on a plane. We still hang out from time to time. 🥰
I cancel the moment I start my patreon subscription every month thinking I won't need it the next just to do it again the month after yall are too funny
The conclusion jumping in this is fantastic… because this is me too😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2021 I sat next to an older gentleman who was flying with his wife to Cyprus and he was chatting to me about the area I'm going to because he has been living there for years. I had been knocking back double gins all day side bar, I noticed he dint even put his arm on the arm rest, i'm like yo we can share the arm rest if you want to, mans pulls his arm up n it's missing from the elbow and this is why I don't talk to people on flights anymore 😢
Damn, this just popped up in my feed lmao. Less goo, love watching these
Thank you for all you guys do. I watch your videos all of the time but I've been binging them the past few days. I need the laughs! Much love!!
i once had a nap so good when i woke up i though i'd died and gone to heaven. Turns out i was just looking at the white wall against me bed 😅🤷🏾♂
Love the pod guys, you've got me totally obsessed ❤️ keep em coming
I’m the “don’t talk to me, don’t look at me unless you must kinda person on any transportation” 😂
I love these two 😂❤
A lot of large retail chains in America have company policies that prohibit employees from trying to stop shoplifters. People actually get fired for it.
Damn it you guys are genius with the patreon clips, i didnt want it to end. Off to sign up to patreon so James can buy more Monster drinks 🏃♀️
“CPR” 🤣🤣
one min into the clip and the men already stop breathing lol
Me and my friends can't take anything serious I would say make it 55 and we would be on ground laughing so hard
"It technically is facts 🧐" lmao
Make it 52 Karens needed to mind their business 😂😂😂
@danielandree3947
Жыл бұрын
They learned that day, to mind their own business 😂😂, though dude was just buying to buy, little did they know, he had plans made already for all 50 of them. 😂😂
@heafie
Жыл бұрын
@@danielandree3947 Wonder if he has an onlyfans
Lol my son used to work at JD Leicester. I’m going to ask him if he knows about the tooth 😂
@hi.goodbye2167
Жыл бұрын
Does he? 😂
@Hello-mh4pj
Жыл бұрын
@@hi.goodbye2167 No he doesn’t 🤣
@hi.goodbye2167
Жыл бұрын
@@Hello-mh4pj Lol I’m weak 😂😂😂
💀💀💀 @ “Make it 52“
These two needed to meet just so I can be entertained.
Until this day, the plane story gets me every time when Fuhad is like “when the rug lands, she will be PERPLEXED” he sounds SOOOO Aff🤣🤣🤣😩
Love the quick wit & the hilarious role-playing 😂🤣😂
I came across you guys in TikTok and now I see you on YT. Definitely subscribed! You two are hilarious 🤣
Make it 52 is JARRING!! I would be terrified immediately!
This is your funniest 1 yet!! I can barely breath! 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That nap one got me I've woken up by 6pm shouting shit thinking it's 6am so I was like damn I slept till the next day 😅😅😅😅
Make it 52!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Needed this today😂😂😂
You 2 make my day better😹
"You can but Im scared " 😂😂😂😂
I love both of you guys so muchhhh
I've woken up and was SO confused and rattled that my bedroom layout was different..... From my childhood bedroom from when I was14, I'm 35 now..... Wtf brain
James….big man why u putting ur legs up like da?😂😂😂
The love of Fuhad’s life has too much pressure 😂
Retail will make you stay back after your shift to find that tooth
Loving that camera work😄
James needs an inhaler. He can't breathe! Hahahah
Make it 52 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro, yall and Mentally Mitch got some BANGERS today😂😂
I love when the episode starts like this 😂😂😂😂
James needs to share where he gets those anime tees. That Gojo X Drake one is fire!!!
3:33 I’m from Leicester and it’s true.. anything goes and it’s worrying 😭😂
"are you security"😭😭😭😭
6:03 I got weak asl🤣🤣
1:12 the lip bitting tho 🤣
Man really said ‘CPR’ i am CRYING 🤣
lawd.. i heard "make it 52" like he wanted to make sure 2 more unwanted idiots weren't born...lol
Much love from Uganda !
Once woke up from sleep and for a second I was wondering "what am I doing over there?"....it was just the girl I had over...she was wearing my clothes 🤣🤣🤣
@littlebrowngirl4
11 ай бұрын
I laughed out loud at this 🤣
@danielapeli
11 ай бұрын
@@littlebrowngirl4 😂😂😂
I've never had a moment on a plane either! And it's lowkey hurtful to me and my homegirls.
That’s crazy I always leave flights with a new best friend 🤣🤣