Ladies Ask The Man They're Sleeping With Why They Aren't Together! | ShxtsnGigs Podcast
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Ladies Ask The Man They're Sleeping With Why They Aren't Together!
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Fuhad’s Trim… God in heaven.. give that barber a raise
@heyitsshay6058
Жыл бұрын
True. Fuhad is looking crisp.
@noemimendes9786
Жыл бұрын
100%
@ttomole
Жыл бұрын
Facts 👏 👏👏
@mjtdacoolest96
Жыл бұрын
Your attention to detail is on point 💯💯
@syrusbrereton5082
Жыл бұрын
Fam I was thinking the same thing
I think that people find it easier to play house, and reap the benefits of a relationship, without having to do all of the hard work to maintain it.
@thelegacyofgaming2928
Жыл бұрын
Yep, laziness
@navysammy2411
Жыл бұрын
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 could just be commitment issues
@jferguson3930
Жыл бұрын
So confusing to me because my friends in situationships are struggling more than the ones in relationships. Cause why are y’all giving eachother attitude when you not even together
@thrilla72
Жыл бұрын
@@jferguson3930 Because it doesn't benefit one party, not very confusing.
@vikingrolloishot1789
Жыл бұрын
Men in a nutshell
"why ain't we officially together?" "Who is this" By far the rudest one the disrespect to not even have the person number saved knows no bounds 🤣🤣 Edit 4 months later this is still mad disrespectful 🤣🤣🤣
@august8158
Жыл бұрын
This the one right here!!🤣🤣🤣
@kiyahcross9580
Жыл бұрын
yesss i was flabbergasted 😂
@lilhypnotique
Жыл бұрын
“Harpo, who dis woman?!” 🤣🤣🤣
@gottalovebri
Жыл бұрын
that be me tho lol but i at least have previous messages to verify who i’m talking to
@kaziourblue8410
Жыл бұрын
@@gottalovebri that's fine then your at least clock who it is this clearly was a one time thing then the person deted the chat and number 🤣🤣
Can someone give these two a tv show, cus their roleplay after every sentence is just another level funny!
@nanaamaasare1337
Жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoy it😂😂
@avismurphy4509
Жыл бұрын
I'd tune in DAILY
@mygmailmygmail5933
Жыл бұрын
STOP asking for people to have a show it's ANNOYING this* is their show. Y'all always want someone to give Real creatives a show so it can be watered down then canceled. Just Enjoy Damn !
@christellefrancios2038
Жыл бұрын
@@mygmailmygmail5933 thank you 🙏🏾
@ItsdidiN
Жыл бұрын
Exactly 😂😂😂
If you don’t ask me to be your girl, I’m not going to assume that I am
@thelegacyofgaming2928
Жыл бұрын
Seems logical
@dublk5593
Жыл бұрын
Some stuff implied do you ask every friend if y’all are friends, marriage really the only one that really a proposal is necessary. If it obvious it’s obvious.
@Ketee25
Жыл бұрын
That's right girl don't ever assume
@08angelluver
Жыл бұрын
@@dublk5593 Nah tf is 'obvious'? Lol This is how ppl find themselves in these situationships in the 1st place bcuz they assume they're together. U can sleep w someone, do couple shit together, until it's said out loud y'all aint together, simple as that.
@dublk5593
Жыл бұрын
@@08angelluver I’m not gonna knock people who have a lot of partners in a short time but that’s only an issue for people who do that, you can’t fake commitment, devotion, and attention if someone is focused on you and only you it’s pretty obvious. That’s said ofc asking is a proper courtesy but just bc someone doesn’t ask doesn’t mean y’all aren’t. then again my relationship I give a 100% if I’m given respect and love back and it’s obvious in my relationship before I do ask the question out of formality so maybe I’m biased bc my lady laughed when I asked bc she said it obvious we were from the commitment we gave each other.
"I'm a hunter and a provider." "Don't block my attention span with this bs" 😭😭😭😭😂
@foxyboop4164
Жыл бұрын
Just got there 😂
@anthonyramirez1503
11 ай бұрын
Facts
@marcusbangemu6041
10 ай бұрын
He took me out 😅with that one ☝️
@shermoneblaauw445
8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@priscadjallo6959
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
“Speech and prize giving day” is the best description of a wedding I’ve ever heard 🤣🤣
@marcusbangemu6041
10 ай бұрын
Same 😂
Been there! Big man kept saying he ain’t ready for a relationship but wanted me to be exclusive to him. Then when I went dancing with my friends, he said I cheated on him. Bro kept moving the goal post
@lav7161
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Please tell me you're still not there. If you are, you only got yourself to blame for your results
@BaebaeW
Жыл бұрын
Playing soccer 😂😂
@Mel-jy4kc
Жыл бұрын
It’s called exclusive dating and it’s bullshit. It’s like living with someone without being married. They get all the girlfriend benefits, but can then turn around and remind you that you are not in a relationship when you catch him balls deep in someone. Lol
@loveschile7339
Жыл бұрын
Just doesn't want anyone else to have you. Typical!
@gabsterforever13
Жыл бұрын
Nah I must not be right cause I would have UGLY laughed. Full on cackled
I could never do this trend. I’m either getting my feelings hurt or caught out lying 😂😂😂
@daneelderozan263
Жыл бұрын
Real one detected
@earthsealitach
Жыл бұрын
Oh ok
@eliana4049
Жыл бұрын
So true 🙈
@catiehenderson9084
Жыл бұрын
@@daneelderozan263 no lies round ere
@ElusivEnigma
Жыл бұрын
At least you know
The “we need to talk about this in person”… would’ve had me SHOOK! Sitting like that fox in the chair reassessing my life!!😂😂😂
@3bladeninja21
Жыл бұрын
You can have sex with someone but a conversation leaves you shook. Wow
@PlusSizeIcon
Жыл бұрын
@@3bladeninja21 you assume I’m sexually active, which was your first mistake. The second was like unto the first, you assumed your comment was actually saying something and mattered. It did neither 🤭☺️
@DwayneMartinSingh
Жыл бұрын
@@PlusSizeIcon pretty sure their comment was in response to these text being to someone you fck with and to the individual who dropped that particular one, but yea
@selcatron
Жыл бұрын
lmaooo that fox kills me youre right
@kokomel23
Жыл бұрын
My heart sank for her! 😩
When he said "the hoes gon get mad and you can't fight"😭 I missed my toxic link 😹😹😹
@beewest5704
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@biancajade728
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Adrienne.Michelle91
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@trace891
Жыл бұрын
Yes the one that got good🍆 and everyone knows😂😂😂
@TasneemSalie_
Жыл бұрын
I literally read this as it came up in the video 😂
This is one of the reason I’m now celibate. I won’t go through that emotional damage again in my life .
@nichole4715
Жыл бұрын
Can't we get an 'Amen!' !!!
@bronjesamuel1054
Жыл бұрын
It’s always strange when I hear women who aren’t virgins saying this. I mean who buys an open packet of crisps?
@jordangreen1013
Жыл бұрын
@@bronjesamuel1054 ew what a disgusting stance to have. Hopefully you grow
@malenak9691
Жыл бұрын
@@bronjesamuel1054 women aren’t crisps or any other inanimate object
@bronjesamuel1054
Жыл бұрын
@@malenak9691 sure but you get the analogy. Why would you pay full price for a used product
That expired vodka and "who is this?" As Fuhad would say: This one sweeted me 😭😭😭
It’s crazy that some of these women didn’t even realise the man thought they were officially together.
@blueshoes5145
Жыл бұрын
Tis a joke. When you apply the same trend to different situations it’s funnier. They are together she just posted that to see his response. She is expecting the confusion through his sentences lol
@blessingj100
Жыл бұрын
@@blueshoes5145 poppy e km
@justicepeople8819
Жыл бұрын
They knew.. it’s a joke
@prettyinpinky5937
Жыл бұрын
I couldn’t text my man that. Imagine giving him that anxiety? Nope love gin too much.
@ramblingrahema2125
Жыл бұрын
Men don't be communicating like that for real which can lead to assumptions for both parties.
That haircut is next level. The confidence we get from a great trim is unmatched!
@88trapordie
Жыл бұрын
Trust me fam.. I was chatting to all the female staff in Aldi yesterday with a different confidence 😎
@Powerstv333
Жыл бұрын
@@88trapordie 😂😂😂😂😂
@88trapordie
Жыл бұрын
@@Powerstv333 real talk 😂
@bloom4807
Жыл бұрын
It’s too sterile.
@sschmidt3398
Жыл бұрын
Reasons I’m going to barber school. I’m ready to fade. Chop. Sliiizide these haircuts. I need everybody feeeeeeelin it in they soul so they step out on a level that no one can tell them shiiiz
The way I’m obsessed with y’all and this pod cast is crazy
@reeee4848
Жыл бұрын
Is the patron good
@bigamemphis10
Жыл бұрын
I would pay to see them live lol. Just to see them sit there and read comments lol
@LAUTTOCEO
Жыл бұрын
@@reeee4848 I’m not sure I don’t have it
@mturker100
Жыл бұрын
Best pod on the Internet tho for real
@clarkkent2005
10 ай бұрын
why do women have sex with men that won't commit to them?
Fuhad's barber did geometry😤
@kaara18
Жыл бұрын
And passed it with flying colours😂
@Cmac80Proof
Жыл бұрын
Passed?! I'm sure he is the professor, teaching youths how to cut...lol ✂️ ✂️
@kaara18
Жыл бұрын
@@Cmac80Proof I was worng I was starting to think he’s the Dean 😂
@DeeDerry
Жыл бұрын
🤯 ...I always thought he was handsome anyway...But now I see hes gone clear 😭 I wish him all the best ❤️
@Cmac80Proof
Жыл бұрын
Is this what protractor are for?! Have I been using it wrong thus whole time?
The condom makes me mad. Why should we risk pregnancy/bastard children just to get ‘picked’? A true gem he is.
@butterflymage5623
Жыл бұрын
You’re no more risking pregnancy with a condom then with birth control. But besides that I don’t think he’s talking about risking pregnancy as he is an STI/STD.
@g.t.7550
Жыл бұрын
Yea he’s garbage. He thinks he should be able to have relations without protection. It’s just laziness to not put on a condom while women take agents that manipulate our bodies hormone production long after we even stop taking birth control. He shares an equal responsibility in safe practices. Gross.
@Sandruew
Жыл бұрын
@@butterflymage5623Everyone can’t use birth control and the side effects are often horrible, damaging and dangerous, hence why so many women don’t want to use them, and since condom is the best protection against unwanted pregnancy and STI’s - it’s a win-win solution. 😊
@XiAdu2
Жыл бұрын
It’s crazy cause I viewed this from a different angle. I thought the response was from the viewpoint that the other person was whorish, therefore requiring a condom…which is why the lack of commitment. Maybe it’s just me 🤷🏾♀️
@StefenBruh
Жыл бұрын
The implication is that he would always need the condom because she's riddled with STD's from being a hoe
The way the light is hitting the right side of Fuhad’s chocolate face to spotlight that sharp line on his trim 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 I’m gagged!
"We haven't known each other for that long." But you'll sleep with her? Lol! Terrible excuse!
@A11L9E
Жыл бұрын
But it makes sense. You can have sex with someone then decide they’re not a good match. Or maybe you’re very compatible in bed but not as a couple. A relationship requires commitment, energy and effort. There’s so much more at risk. You’re far more vulnerable, families and friends get involved. It’s really a big decision so that’s why it’s wise to date someone for quite a bit before you decide if you’re ready to risk your heart being broken. Some people have been in horrible relationships in the past
@rouskeycarpel1436
Жыл бұрын
But she’ll sleep with him.Only reason he’s smashing is because she’s letting him.Now not judging her for the friends with benefits ting,just saying if she wants something more she should probably stop messing with dude
@shannilove2801
Жыл бұрын
Yeah she let's him so
@GDL364
Жыл бұрын
@@A11L9E So backwards
@DTreatz
Жыл бұрын
dun, ez snatch hard to come by for most dudes, we actually have to work for sht 😂
I am dying at “you’re dreaming” Smacked her right into reality.
@Smiley03416
4 ай бұрын
Rightttt 😂😂😂
People really can be the cause of their own suffering sometimes. Actually having self respect and boundaries, especially when our sacred bodies are involved, really is a game changer.
@bruiseleeroy7010
8 ай бұрын
Smh most of these women will never learn. I say once she in the streets thats where she bekongs forever
These women clearly didn't think about their last interaction with those guy's. Best one was "who is this?".🤣
“Ima a hunter and a provider” took me out 😂😂😂😂😂
When the podcast quality is so top notch you can even hear stomach noises, the way I cackled. Excellent podcast every time.
@misstiquewoman777
Жыл бұрын
I literally thought it was my stomach!!! I’m hungry 🤦🏾♀️ 😂
@annmariebusu9924
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was my stomach 😂
@rishielleannhall
Жыл бұрын
Had to replay it thought it was my stomach 😂
@faithsibelo5076
Жыл бұрын
I just came to the comment section to make sure i wasn't the only person who heard that. Thanks! 😅
Just don't sleep with anyone unless you're in a relationship if that's what you want.
@thelegacyofgaming2928
Жыл бұрын
You're talking to the wrong generation bud 😂
@iyanaray9458
Жыл бұрын
Or married
@lilianrose715
Жыл бұрын
Told a guy who’s been begging to have sex with me and is trying to get me to lower my standards I need a relationship to move any further with you now he’s saying your going to make me commit huh? Sir you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
@iyanaray9458
Жыл бұрын
@@lilianrose715 girl don’t lower your standards
@galaxywanderer5508
Жыл бұрын
@@lilianrose715 Leave him. The serious men wouldn't even ask such a question.
The silence was loud but Jame's stomach was louder @6:24
@tomikaforresthardin4088
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@sheisdrea
Жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment. Lol
@ElusivEnigma
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was mine LMAO
You guys are hilarious, first saw your video a couple months ago. I was going through post partum depression and you had been my remedy. Everytime I'm feeling down my hubby would be like watch those funny guys. Fuhad's hand gestures kills me and when James laugh I just die. Thank you for the content. Love ya all the way from SA🇿🇦
@ReneeChristie
Жыл бұрын
🥰
@esonasodaba6694
Жыл бұрын
🤞 Girl I feel you, i suffer from depression and anxiety and when I start to spiral I literally use these guys instead of my pills.
@dimakatsomolepo7443
Жыл бұрын
I wish you guys kinder days 🫶🏾💫
@esonasodaba6694
Жыл бұрын
@@dimakatsomolepo7443 thanx
@tracypouncy1178
Жыл бұрын
Feel better soon Sis!! Keep smiling ☺
Firstly their fades are too clean secondly I'm cracking up on their laughs haha
That last one wild, why would we be fucking raw and we not official he backwards 😂
@jayak8217
Жыл бұрын
He's entitled
@Kailloumitchell
Жыл бұрын
@@jayak8217 fr shorty def dodged a bullet
@sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
Жыл бұрын
@@Kailloumitchell who said she’s not still f*cking him? Probably raw by now as well to “be official”😂😂
@thelegacyofgaming2928
Жыл бұрын
I know plenty of girls who let dudes hit raw without a relationship. Bro is reasonable for today's standards 😂
@weaveandwelfaretookblackme
Жыл бұрын
@@thelegacyofgaming2928 yep hes keeping the doctors paid
This is giving "would you still love me if i was a worm?" vibes 😂
I had the response of “we need to discuss this face to face” in my experience it meant nothing serious at all. It was a way to stall because when we did meet face to face he never brought it up. When I did he avoided the conversation.
the little tummy gurgle at 6:25 has me literally cackling for no reason
@aziza6574
Жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one thàt heard it😭😭😭😭
Speech and prize-giving day😂😂😂 I'm crying, he went deep disrespectful
The “who is this” got me😂. Her number was never saved 😂😂
James saying, "FACTS!" when he doesn't know either person involved in the conversation they're discussing fkn killed me🤣
Wait are we still sleeping with people we aren't in relationships with? 😂
@jaydenandrews02
Жыл бұрын
Apparently😂🤷🏻♂️
@Sarah-kv3qs
Жыл бұрын
Some people are only compatible in bed or just want their sexual desire met and nothing else.🤷🏾♀️
@shannilove2801
Жыл бұрын
Like seriously girls?
@learningearning8385
Жыл бұрын
He’s all I can get ma’am.
@thelegacyofgaming2928
Жыл бұрын
Every girl I've met is sleeping with guys without a relationship. I thought it was normal now 😂
Men that want the benefits of a relationship with you without an official relationship aren't worth it. And a man that does that most likely wants to sleep with and date multiple girls at a time. Otherwise he would have no issue changing his relationship status for all to see. A lot of men just want to be able to come and go whenever they get bored and lonely and wait for someone they view as better to come along.
@DanielGonzalez-qk6sd
11 ай бұрын
😂
As a woman, I noticed myself and I have been guilty of this myself of moving too quickly and ruing the whole experience. Men move soo much more slower than women do when they want something serious. As a woman I needed to learn how to stabilize my emotions and lay back look AMAZING, GRIND and let him do the hunting and chasing of me. No games, just leveling up together! Slow and stable, had to learn how to open up my soul first to a man, legs after....
@Flmom15
8 ай бұрын
No most men just want pussy. Women control sex, men control relationships. If they want you in a relationship they would say it. Otherwise you are just sex
Ok I laughed myself off the bed. This is HILARIOUS .(so sorry for some of the girls tho. I hope they exited quick!)
Sometimes the joke isn't funny but James makes me laugh 😂😂😂
James: "Im a hunter..." So sweet. You two are adorable. 🙂
Big ups to you'll...pushing through the struggles that you'll thought were going to defeat you'll 🙏🤲
I love whenever they say “I couldn’t read that.”
No sex before monogamy.
Fuhad is a whole exclamation mark. Love how his whole body emphasizes his reactions.
@Beautifullyaberrant
Жыл бұрын
A what mark?
@ajminxy
Жыл бұрын
@@Beautifullyaberrant thanks for pointing out my error.
@Beautifullyaberrant
Жыл бұрын
@@ajminxy my bad
@ajminxy
Жыл бұрын
@@Beautifullyaberrant no worries. I appreciate it.
I haven't even seen this and I can't stop smiling for it
Fuhads shape up is sharp
I've been obsessing over this channel for the past week now. These guys truly make my day 😂😂😂
The “you can’t fight one” was the “good girl” sleeping with my man’s Pookie or my homie Chad.
@thelegacyofgaming2928
Жыл бұрын
fax 😂
These two will have long lives coz of all this laughter😂😂
LMAO that “who is this?” had me actually laughing out loud. They would get blocked expeditiously. What do you even mean 🤣 RUDE!
6:28 is the most mature response. You shouldn't be having these convos via text
"cause you said you got commitment issues"🤦😂 the gas lighter got gas lit 😂
Speech and prize giving day took me out🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marier1542
Жыл бұрын
I died😂😂😂
My mom said they’re the British Desus and Mero and now I cant unsee it. I love them!
NO MAN should get the goods unless he’s ready for commitment and marriage with you. End of. Ladies, you are valuable, don’t let a man use you for sex only.
@TheMontegonian
Жыл бұрын
Ensure y'all have that energy/mindset from in your teens. No man is interested in paying full price for a 30+ "reformed" hoe. We don't do that foolishness anymore.
@arlenecherono8527
Жыл бұрын
Oh no I'm using them 😂😂
@Sarah-kv3qs
Жыл бұрын
@@arlenecherono8527 You killed me. Most people forget some men aren’t worth being around relationship wise and women like sex too 😂😂
@gadinagill342
Жыл бұрын
What if we want to be used
@arlenecherono8527
Жыл бұрын
@@Sarah-kv3qs unfortunately people still view sex as something that is being taken from a woman or that a woman has to guard.
When Fuhad said "I got sheet to do," I smiled as I was literally about to flush
Just a minute with these two and I'm laughing to tears 😂
Don’t know how many of these videos I’ve watched at this point and am just now noticing how dope their setup is 👌🏾
Love this podcast while working the best laughs and a lot of catching up to do
Literally lowering my volume so my mom can't hear this but wowza🤣🤣🤣
The reading makes it 10x more funnier🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love your videos guys. Keep up the grind🔥
"I'm going to bell her immediately!" lol
I love how in sync they always are
You 2 absolutely need your own show. I am not your target market but I come and watch every time I need a giggle. Fabulous.
@Mantajourneys
Жыл бұрын
This is their show? Isn't it? What am I missing?
“Your dreaming”!! Definitely cried
I just love how they laugh. Makes me so happy. 😂😂😂
"I'm a hunter and a provider, don't block my attention with that bull shit"....sir...gold, pure gold 👌🏿
A speech and a prize giving day took me tf out??? 😂😂😂😂
This gave me the best chuckle today! I’m glad I stumbled upon these cats. Greetings from the States Bruvs!
The level of respect people have for themselves & eachother…. That is just sad & disgusting
I literally found you guys today, damn regret not finding you earlier. I'm gonna suggest these videos to all men in my life now, they need to watch this, mandatory 🤣
The fact that these women had the gall to post this shit is amazing
The one with the husband…. Are we skipping over the part where Oloni Said text the person you’re SLEEPING WITH?!?! But she’s married?! 😂
"We need to talk" "Yes we do" Now we both stressed 😂😂😂😂
Reads the title , whispers to no one “ oh no “😂😂😂😂😂😂
So no one heard his stomach giving him a sign to eat?😭😭😭😭
i don’t find many things funny, but you guys always have me creasing every time i click play
😭can we talk about how clean mans cut is
Bro whose stomach made that sound at 6:25 lmaooo
@iatt329
Жыл бұрын
lol
@shannonburgins2620
Жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment bruh 😂😂😂😂
@noscopenohope8275
Жыл бұрын
@@shannonburgins2620 I had to do a double take cuz i thought it was me 😭🤣🤣
Bro's, you are so funny! Well done! I think I watched like 50 of your videos in the past 2 days hahaha
Charlotte dobre told me to come here and I am dy ing. These mothers are freaking hilarious
It was only a matter of time before an affair is revealed
@thelegacyofgaming2928
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An affair without a relationship? 😂
@mostar1219
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@@thelegacyofgaming2928 No I meant that the lady messaging might be a side piece
“I’m a hunter…” 😂 I died.
Not me liking the video before I even watched it that's how good yall are
That last one is as Nigerian as Nigerians get. Had me screaming🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I swear I love seeing you guys videos cuz no matter what type of mood I mean you guys always give me the laugh! I'm glad I'm married cuz being single these days seems hectic. 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: "I'm a hunter. I'm hunter and a provider. Don't. Don't block my attention span with this bullsh*t." Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Love the stomach commentary at 6:26. Felt that 😂
The laughs I had watching this cannot be described! You guys can make my day! :) :)
This is the best thing to wake up too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I cackled this entire episode 😂 love y’all and this podcast!
These questions and answers are awesome.
The way James say SWEARRR!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“You’re nuuuts” 🤣🤣
I made a mistake of watching this while drinking tea😂 I nearly choked so many times😂
Love your videos so much it makes me laugh all the time and cheer me up💕🤣
I was in my early 20's when I was told by a guy, "Why by the cow if you can get the milk for free?" He was completely right!
Fuhad’s haircut is crispy 😩♥️ good lord