I bet the Presidents secret service detail was about to have a f--king heart attack when he was drag racing 🤣.

@donaldstorm4959

Жыл бұрын

I guess the president had to give the ultimate order I drive or you fly! They were in a secure location and besides he probably had Jill's blessing and there's always the vice president! Love her!

@dramoth64

Жыл бұрын

Better than a president that organises a coup against the government of the US. I mean, what's to compare... a guy who has shown he can still handle things behind the wheel, or a guy who tries to grab the wheel when he probably has never driven a car in his life.

@MrPhilosopher

Жыл бұрын

@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Cry about it snowflake

@bigkahoonaburger7303

Жыл бұрын

@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 wtf

@gerrycanyerryyerry9641

Жыл бұрын

@@bigkahoonaburger7303 Nobody voted for Biden. His rallies were emptier than your little head.

Meanwhile, Clownigula sat in the driver's seat of a parked fire engine going "WOOO WOOOO I'M A BIG BOY!" Between that and Corvette Grandpa, I'll take Corvette Grandpa any day.

@annamara5252

Жыл бұрын

Great one 😆 🤣 😂

@sustainfem

Жыл бұрын

Clownigula -- lol!!!! That's one I've never heard before, and it's SO fitting for the POS!

@everettk5231

Жыл бұрын

👍👊

@customer5032

Жыл бұрын

"Clownigula!" 😂🤣

"The devil can enter from a bunch of different places." In context, hilarious.

I watched this is because of the "Yeezy come, Yeezy go," banner. Whoever wrote that deserves a raise! Laughing before I even watched the video!

@shanedaley6236

Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised he didn't get banned sooner seeing how Colbert is far left but Kanye still needs help for his clear issues

"prop-a-gander" I can respect that.

"Prop. A gander." was class. 🤣

ROFL, the Elon visual pun bit was a masterclass. I am literally tearing up from laughing so hard...Stage Manager Mark, way to take one for the craft of a great joke!

@UrbanHiker317

Жыл бұрын

It was the prop-a-gander that pushed me over the edge. 😂😂😂

Hahaha! That devil entering joke was such low hanging fruit, but we all wanted the same joke so badly it his so hard. BRAVO

Hey, if a 90-year-old William Shatner can fly a rocket into space, an 80-year-old Joe Biden can race a car at 118mph.

@davidanderson_surrey_bc

Жыл бұрын

Contrast that with Donald Trump sitting in a stationary fire engine yelling "Woo woooo!"

@hazridge

Жыл бұрын

118 😂 he might literally die at 180

@terwillagermcghee4148

Жыл бұрын

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc 🤣🤣🤣

@donalddwello6344

Жыл бұрын

It's a native American people knew what they do now 90 years ago of the Republican party we would have slaughtered them

@bmon4095

Жыл бұрын

@@davidanderson_surrey_bc 😂😂😂the truth hurts, but funny👍

Herschel Walker was a good running back. Shame he turned out to be a terrible human being.

Stephen, never leave us😊. I need your hilarious perspective to a world upside down😂

23 & Me is now offering group discounts, it's called, "is Hersch my pops?" *minimum 12 pack purchase

I remember when a political candidate dropped out because a woman sat in his lap, who was not his wife. Now seemingly everything is acceptable.

@davidkoplitz1969

Жыл бұрын

Excellent !

@gerrycanyerryyerry9641

Жыл бұрын

Your Dim leader showered with his 11 year old daughter.

@sandracasso8034

Жыл бұрын

For the Republicans, because Governor Cuomo was accused of sexual misconduct and he had to resign.... Al Franken also had to resign for a tasteless photo joke. To qualify to run as a Republican all you need is a shady past, be a good liar and be willing to compromise ANYTHING for money and power. You don't even need a High School diploma.

@m.bustock5265

Жыл бұрын

It was Donna Rice. Fawn Hall = Oliver North Iran-contra matter

@moldyoldie7888

Жыл бұрын

@@m.bustock5265 Rice Pilaf anybody?

118mph in that vintage Vette is not always the smooth easy ride one might imagine. The old man still has some nerve. Good Job Joe.

@JSkyGemini

Жыл бұрын

The Corvette's my favourite American car. I'd love at least 2 or 3 just from the 60's alone. Not big on the mid to upper 70's and not a fan of the 80's. But the new ones are gorgeous again.

@juliann8555

Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah! Go Joe!

@wandasetzer1469

Жыл бұрын

@Tyrone Shoelaces Oooh, sour grapes!

@vederianl9723

Жыл бұрын

@Tyrone Shoelaces they why did he lose?

@jonasgraumans2034

Жыл бұрын

@Tyrone Shoelaces Let me guess, he’s a 5G controlled lizard as well?

Wow. At a 118 mph, he might even qualify for the middle lane on the Autobahn... 🤭

"Another shoe?!" Maybe if enough shoes drop around Herschel Walker, Kanye will turn up

@darthjekyll3648

Жыл бұрын

independent shoe company.

@Pixis1

Жыл бұрын

With the recurring shoe theme in these stories, I was surprised they didn't try to connect those jokes.

"Too sketchy for Skechers" was right there, Stephen!

@orionsshoe2424

Жыл бұрын

Nah. That would be too................ Yeezy.

@brianwalsh1401

Жыл бұрын

@@orionsshoe2424 Yeezy does it, you don't want to get in over ye head.

@gerrycanyerryyerry9641

Жыл бұрын

"Globalist jews are subverting democracy" If this is a fact, is it anti-Semitic? Obviously the answer is no.

@gerrycanyerryyerry9641

Жыл бұрын

Why not declare yourself a bootlicker and be done with it?

@elkaotik6790

Жыл бұрын

oh my god it was the height of comedy!

Stephen kills me! "Go greased lightening!!"

118 mph? That is 108 mph faster than the former guy’s golf cart.

@shanedaley6236

Жыл бұрын

Also fake he's not driving

@debbiestarman4485

Жыл бұрын

No....Trump had his cart turbocharged so he could beat everyone to the green and kick his ball in.

Thank you everyone at this show! Lifting hearts is hard work! But it's Fun! We need more fun!

I bet when he hit 100mph, the secret service started to delete all their texts telling him to "go for it"?

Stephen, you are the best. Thank you for all the laughter.

@AlissaKent333

Жыл бұрын

I love appropriate kind humor

@AhmadKhan-ez3zk

Жыл бұрын

you do realize he doesn't write these jokes...he has a team that does it for him

@AlissaKent333

Жыл бұрын

@@AhmadKhan-ez3zk yes. I realize. I also know the target is to amuse the audience. They are amused. I am not. 🤔😉

@schrempskynate8944

Жыл бұрын

​@@AhmadKhan-ez3zk and they're garbage

@Dipperbones

Жыл бұрын

I knew Phil. Any relation?

I'm not sure why , but I laughed at all of that monologue. It was classic

@whalesong999

Жыл бұрын

The bit about the Pope asking for the priests and nuns to remove porn from their phones caused me a belly laugh I hadn't felt in years../

I would rather watch Joe drive his Corvette up and down the driveway to release stress than to watch any president spend all his time on a golf course.

@Riclmnopp

Жыл бұрын

Well yeah, you’re the same people that would vote for that vegetable Fetterman. The bar is pretty low with you guys.

@jmack129

Жыл бұрын

@John Seed and? What’s your point? Why are you bringing up a president from two terms ago?

@jamesmcdougall7748

Жыл бұрын

@@jmack129 I would like to see Biden drive his corvette of a cliff.

@deathandcats

Жыл бұрын

@John Seed if you look up Trump to Obama golf days, TFG had more in his first year than Obama did in his whole presidency.

@quiltygal6981

Жыл бұрын

@John Seed not nearly as many times as trump. Not while there was work to be done.

Joe showing us he can drive with the best. Something T**** can’t even do. Except walk fast to the breakfast Buffet.

@philliparthur8672

Жыл бұрын

As long as its not downhill. But then again he'd just have the secret service roll him to the buffet. My comment made me think of Willy Wonka except instead of purple he's orange 😆

@chrissiek8706

Жыл бұрын

I am almost sure Benedict Donald can drive a golf cart ⛳🤔

@FalloutJack

Жыл бұрын

@@philliparthur8672 Honestly, I think we can attribute ALL of the failure children to Trump, from Augustus Gloop to Mike TV, along with all the employees that started stealing Wonka's recipes in the beginning and the one guy who had a forgery of the fifth golden ticket.

I'd like to see the Orange Slob drive like that!

"Herschel Walker having his own parking space at the abortion clinic" - I can't...I can't....LOL

@braize6279

Жыл бұрын

I probably laughed at that a little bit more than I should have

Yay !! For sketchers !!!😂

I'm dying of laughter over that bit with the props

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

That was brilliant!

@user_mll374

Жыл бұрын

Same!! 🤣😂🤣

@jessamynrising3990

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of Melissa McCarthy's SNL but as Sean Spicer 😂

I believe the 118 stat because my 76 year old mother set off her limiter when she randomly decided to race a fellow driver on the way back to California from New Mexico. For the record, she had to be going 120 mph to set it off.

Driving the Vette in the driveway is better than sitting in the fire truck all day.

The bit with the props 🤌🏾 *Chef’s kiss*

"not sure" and "waiting for another shoe to drop" ? I'm not sure why these people are still pretending there's anything that won't make them vote for him at this point

@GoGreen1977

Жыл бұрын

Walker is Trump's guy. The rest of the lies, the hypocrisy, and corruption doesn't matter to those who will vote for both of them.

@sharonsnow6295

Жыл бұрын

@@GoGreen1977 WALKER HAS THE PERFECT RESUME FOR trUMP AND HIS trUMPLICAN CULT, HE IS THE PERFECT, IMMORAL REPRESENTATIVE FOR THEM, AFTER ALL, THEY DID CHOOSE dONALD tRUMP FOR THEIR, "GOLDEN CALF, THEY WORSHIP HIM, AND HAVE PERVERTED THE GOSPEL OF JESUS CHRIST!! THEY ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR tRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT ON 8/23/2019: "I AM THE 'CHOSEN ONE,' SOMEONE HAD TO DO IT!!" THIS IS THE REASON tRUMP SCREECHED ABOUT THE DOCUMENTS HE STOLE, "THEY'RE MINE, NOT THEIRS,"" AS HE TOLD BOB WOODWARD, "EVERYTHING IS MINE, BOB!!"

@UserName_no1

Жыл бұрын

Maybe " I could shoot somebody on fifth avenue and they'd still vote for me"... No, not that either huh?

@MadsBoldingMusic

Жыл бұрын

Maybe if it came out that he actually strangled one of his children as an "aftermarket abortion"... maybe... It's depressing.

@chrissiek8706

Жыл бұрын

@@GoGreen1977 lies, hypocrisy and corruption are the reason why he is Former Guy's guy...

Watching Biden do drag race made me nervous. Meanwhile, Eric's My Father played choo choo in a stationary truck.

@nancylopez317

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@johndododoe1411

Жыл бұрын

He also fought to grab the steering wheel in a car so he could steal the election by force.

@phaedradg

Жыл бұрын

the orange one would have run over Jay Leno, blamed BLM and antifa for it, then deny everything.

@jodyfulford8215

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laughs.

@jcoopes5604

Жыл бұрын

He probably doesn’t know how to drive

That Fiddler on the Roof dance... 😂🤣

Bravo 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 I'm with you Colbert 👏🏽

The stage manager is just relieved that you settled on using a photo instead of using a proper gander

@autumnleaves8553

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Steve ur on a roll & had me in stitches about Kanye 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Luckily I didn't have a cuppa coffee or wine 🍷in my hand 😅

Thank you Steven for all you do to raise our spirits!!

@teresastillabower8361

Жыл бұрын

I was very depressed . Your show made me smile to day.

A little over 2 years ago, getting a surprise visit from Kanye would have people excited and pull out their cellphones. They'd still pull out their cellphones now, but only to film him getting escorted by security.

@chrissiek8706

Жыл бұрын

Or call for security 😅

@allhopeabandon7831

Жыл бұрын

Yeah...there's nothing that the Lefties hate more than a black man who doesn't follow the plantation's rules (be a democRAT stooge your entire life).

@autumbreeze1129

Жыл бұрын

And in case they needed evidence for court

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

Somebody, anybody, needs to get Kanye West (I refuse to call him freaking Ye), away from any and all forms of media and into the nearest mental health facility immediately. Seriously, the brotha's out his damn mind! I don't care if he's trolling; it's no longer funny! Get him some help before he does something actually harmful! Just more proof that we need to pay more attention to celeberties' mental health.

@DarthBob

Жыл бұрын

A little over 2 years ago was 2020, I wouldn't want Kanye getting within six feet of me.

Kanye for being able to single handedly destroy his business and music empire losing billions of dollars in 24 hours and it didn't involve anything illegal, that's impressive

@derekstein6193

Жыл бұрын

Must be a Trump University alumnus.

@chrissiek8706

Жыл бұрын

Explains why Kardashians dropped him 😅

@Carol-fx4uk

Жыл бұрын

HATE speech is illegal and should be PROSECUTED 🤬🤯🤡

@b.o.m.militia

Жыл бұрын

He proved the racist with one dumb rant.

@salmaal-shaoily5809

Жыл бұрын

@John Smith haters/liars/trolls

This was a particularly fantastic episode

Tears of laughter over the Biden driving bit. Love Biden, love Colbert.

When you're too crazy for Times Square Elmo... Man, there's just no hope for you.

@rodolfoleyva5157

Жыл бұрын

😲

I don't know what it's going to take to get Kanye "Ye" West to seek help but he sure seems to need it. Maybe if everyone started ignoring him he'd figure it out, although I kinda doubt it. But if everyone did ignore him, at least I wouldn't have to hear about him anymore, which would be a really good thing. If he and the Kardashians disappeared from the media it would be a definite plus in my opinion

@fabolousjada5070

Жыл бұрын

Na you need help he was telling the truth Jews own everything and all this banning is proving him right when I got countless of Jews on KZread saying they run the world lol and laughing about it but Kanye gets banned ? Yeah you sheep are crazy or stuck in the matrix

@ssw77west

Жыл бұрын

yes

@kittimcconnell2633

Жыл бұрын

You and I might ignore them, but millions find his antics entertaining and would watch him regardless of what he's doing. Many people enjoy real life horror.

@LadyAstarionAncunin

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. I've been feeling this for years. He did some stuff several years ago that people didn't seem to care about, but him saying "Slavery was a choice" should have been the breaking point so we wouldn't have had to endure even more garbage.

this show is pure gold

Ah, ever loving genius that is Mr. Colbert. :-)

@cynthiamason4069

Жыл бұрын

@sassytravy Bless you heart.

So many of these bits had me laughing out loud for real ! 🤣

"Sometimes I just go up n down the drive way" had me getting stares from everyone in the gym 🤣 🤣 🤣

@edwardcowan7012

Жыл бұрын

You apparently don’t own any Antique Vehicles or Race cars. I do and driving up and down the driveway is pretty normal behavior.

@loriwbahadur

Жыл бұрын

@@edwardcowan7012 , hopefully safer than on the street, road, and highways!

@edwardcowan7012

Жыл бұрын

@@loriwbahadur The President and VP are not generally allowed to drive. Big personal sacrifice for a car guy.

@edwardcowan7012

Жыл бұрын

@John Smith who the hell do you think you are? You probably can't even drive a standard shift. Did you ever drive a race car on a track? Chris Karamesines raced Top Fuel until he was 88 in case you have a problem with senior drivers, I'm sure you couldn't survive 1000ft in a Top Fuel car.

@gerrycanyerryyerry9641

Жыл бұрын

@@edwardcowan7012 all-time lowest rated VP in history. Quite an accomplishment for a "woman of color".

First day on the job, and he's already Sinking Twitter. Can't wait for tomorrow!

That last joke was a banger🤣

I went to the Halloween store they had new celebrity costumes Tom Hanks, Taylor Swift, Betty white and then I saw one called horses ass and it was a Kanye west mask.

A barrage of imagery! Thanks Stephen for the Biden driving grease lightning Marty McFly part.

@ealexander71

Жыл бұрын

Half that audience are maybe too young to know it, but who wouldn't love Stephen to do more of Grease.

I spent 2.5 yr in prison. When my dad drove me away, I was freaking out. We were only going 35. I was terrified to drive until I finally got back behind the wheel

@martavdz4972

Жыл бұрын

I'm not Ukrainian but my country is close to Ukraine, thank you for the Ukrainian flag! 😊

That prop section was lit! XD

I watched it on TV and now I'm glad I'm watching it on the phone I was so cool to watch Joe Biden drive his Corvette it's a shame he really does Miss driving his car

@darkstorminc

Жыл бұрын

iirc Bush Jr only gets to drive on his own property as long as he keeps his detail. Probably doesn't bother Trump though, probably hasn't been with out a chauffeur in decades.

@sndspderbytes

Жыл бұрын

@@darkstorminc Trump has never had a drivers liscence In New York never having to drive is a badge of honour for the rich. I think its funny all these country boys worshiping a man that cant drive! When Trump gets in those Trucks like a little kid honking the horn it should be obvious Trump thinks driving is for the poor! When he talks about voter ID he never ever uses the term Drivers Liscence! Every other politicion uses the term drivers liscence when talking about ID but Trump never uses that term ever!

@darkstorminc

Жыл бұрын

@@sndspderbytes didn't need all the other bs. Could and should have stopped at the first sentence. This isn't a political discussion about Trumpty Dumpty.

@zaphenath6756

Жыл бұрын

it's pretty clear that wasn't really him driving tho. low shot, no face visibility, classic stunt double shenanigans

@allinaday9882

Жыл бұрын

@@zaphenath6756 Such a skeptic! He was driving on a private track. Did the same w the dad Colin Powell 25 years ago. Same Corvette.😊

Go Joe! 🎉the secret service must have had palpitations!😂

@sophierobinson2738

Жыл бұрын

Looked a lot safer than your average drag track. Nice and wide.

@flone9872

Жыл бұрын

I couldn't help, GO BxxxxxN! 😂

@mmcdade6224

Жыл бұрын

I’m guessing they pooped their pants.

@shanedaley6236

Жыл бұрын

Why the secret service agent was driving

@konnnnnnneeee

Жыл бұрын

And Trump supporters who no doubt babe developed palpitations trying to prove to us that Biden wasn't driving, or that the election was stolen.

I half expected them to show a clip of T☆☆☆☆ trying to get his golf cart up to 18 miles per hour!

Imagine making an average of 20 million a year for 20 yrs then going off the rails against the people you have been working with because you thought you were indispensable ?

Hey, Biden's still got it, to drive his Corvette that fast and stay in control.

@Dudeman9339

Жыл бұрын

Notice that as soon as Leno says "...go" the camera cuts to a low shot and you never see Joe's face again... just white hair. NO WAY the secret service would have let him drag race a convertible without a helmet.

@ChrisM-zm4li

Жыл бұрын

@@Dudeman9339 Lol, just keep believing what your feelings can handle! 🐑🐑

@geekswithfeet9137

Жыл бұрын

@@Dudeman9339 so they’ll help you organise a coup but won’t let ya drive fast…. Checks out…

@c0r3s4v3

Жыл бұрын

Dark Btandon shreds! 🤘😎 A corpse still makes a better POTUS than tRump. Cry about it more later, magat losers. ^^

@edwardfletcher7790

Жыл бұрын

He's always been a gearhead, he especially loves Corvettes 👍

Freedom of speech does not mean freedom of consequences.

@brianwalsh1401

Жыл бұрын

Alex Jones is having a hard time with that one too.

@PaulStoffregen

Жыл бұрын

Bad outcomes are always a new conspiracy, not just simple consequences. They're always the victims, never people who take personal responsibility for their actions.

@kailiu5553

Жыл бұрын

man I love this comment

@artbargra

Жыл бұрын

This, a million times. This is something so many people fail to understand. Yes, you can say whatever you want. But that will not protect you when your words come back to bite your ass.

@christophermerlot3366

Жыл бұрын

How profound. I've never heard that before.

I never know when to take a drink when I listen to Colbert because I keep spitting it out laughing.

@avaspielberg3144

Жыл бұрын

Good one Thanks for making me LAUGH. Wine came through my nose. Lol

I did not see it until you showed us Marge. Exactly right! I could not even see it, before you. .

That's pretty hilarious. After being dropped by Adidas and many others, Kanye was so desperate, he showed up at Sketchers to try and cut a deal... and then gets rejected in the most humiliating way... Think about how friggin funny that is.

@YesKhalfiGood

Жыл бұрын

Bro when

@saichetanreddy2012

Жыл бұрын

You all media sucker will believe any thing bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣

@daphnemcmahon1200

Жыл бұрын

@John Smith Oh is that fake news too?

@cocacoladog10

Жыл бұрын

Look at who owns skechers Basically everyone at the top there is 🔯 He did it on purpose looool

Shoulda used Hershel walker s “ police “ badge for the prop part! 😂 Y’all are doin just fine with out me!

@justsaying14

Жыл бұрын

Great line refering to the blessed memory to all of his aborted babies 🧐

Kenya West is having so much trouble finding a pair of shoes, that he is now thinking starting his company called - My shoes!

That's my effing President!!!!

True story : After he was bounced out of Skechers HQ he stopped in at a nearby bagel shop for lunch! (for those not in the know, bagels are jewish in origin). Seriously, you can't make this sh!t up. Kanye doesn't have a clue.

@mcdjinn6975

Жыл бұрын

He thinks all Black people are automatically Jews

@joannbowden6220

Жыл бұрын

This so called genius is pretty fuking stupid!

I was caught off-guard by "space dongs." Thanks for the giggle!

Walker has a history with dropping shoes. I still remember his first touch of a game football when he came to the Minnesota Vikings in 1989. He lost his shoe during that play faster than when he recently backpedaled on abortion. What a heel.

Kanye West is so desperate his next move will be to sponsor a line of Mike Lindell's pillows, the Yeezy Sleepy Pillow, mostly because it's the only company willing to work with him at this point.

@chrissiek8706

Жыл бұрын

Before that, Mike needs to get his phone back from FBI, cause y'know, that's how he was running his entire business 😅

Dunno if anybody noticed but the quality of jokes had significantly improved in the past few weeks. If they have new writers, bravo!

Elon jokes were 🔥💯💰

Donny can't even drive, let alone a corvette. Love Joe! Stephen's on fire tonight!

Sketchers yeeted Ye out the door.

@jamesweekley1087

Жыл бұрын

ROTFL.

@50dbo

Жыл бұрын

Oh come all ye faithful?

@War-Wizard

Жыл бұрын

@@50dbo I see what ye did there. YEET!

@saichetanreddy2012

Жыл бұрын

I seen you mom is been yeeted by ye...

Stephen, you put a smile on our faces today, TGIF, thank you, all spot on! 'Twitter stock in the toilet!', 'Reserved for Herschel Walker' .......luv 'em!

@gerrycanyerryyerry9641

Жыл бұрын

"Hur DeeRRRR YoU pUt a sMiLe oN mY fAcE."

Colbert, again... BRILLIANT...

Go Joe he launched that vett like he's done it before that alone gets my vote 🙃

@full---movie

Жыл бұрын

Bot post

He doesn't remember what a corvette is

I wish I had been there! 118 mph, SWEET!! I'm already voting for him, but as a fellow gear head I say we'll done sir. I've buried the needle w/every car I've owned just to test the engine out. I know that 'vet he had could have done more, but still. 118 is pretty damn sweet!

@cindys2617

Жыл бұрын

Ok Rosemary. You do understand that Biden isn't currently running for office, right? 🤨

@rogercooley399

Жыл бұрын

Such a great president so many accomplishments LOL

Kudos on the entro. That s*$t was super funny and on point. It was stupid funny. Love it.😂😁

OMG Colbert mocking Elona Mushy with bad puns is pure hysterical! 🤣🤣

Without the Murdoch Press the Haters and Republicans would be Nothing

@brianwalsh1401

Жыл бұрын

Roger Ailes sold Murdoch on his GOP tv and made them both rich. Bigly.

@couragekarnga8735

Жыл бұрын

I'm sure that man's going to hell for all the damage he's done to the world.

@quiltygal6981

Жыл бұрын

As an Australian I would like to apologise for the existence of " The Toxic Gnome"

@gwilliams4269

Жыл бұрын

@@couragekarnga8735 he wants to take us along 😉☮️

@LordOfAllSneed

Жыл бұрын

Without censorship liberal would be nothing

I keep seeing people defend Kanye saying it’s a stunt. No one, in a healthy state of mind blows up a $B I L L I O N $ deal.

@UserName_no1

Жыл бұрын

No one? Wait for it... Napoleon Musk and Twitter.

@alwaysright9099

Жыл бұрын

Out of all the billions opinions and statements I’ve read about Kanye West, your statement is the only one that makes the most sense. He is a clear and present danger to himself.

@eylsnokissile6608

Жыл бұрын

No, if you had ANY INKLING of who the specific group of individuals was he was referring to (not Jewish people in general, but the segment of ultra-corrupt mega wealthy/powerful "elitists" (who coincidentally are nearly ALL Jewish) and WHY he was calling them out for, then it would be absolutely crystal-clear to you that he is not "mentally ill" for doing ANY of this, including turning down a deal of that magnitude. People should be proud of him, for having the bravery and guts to call out the powerful (and DANGEROUS) individuals he was referring to, AND.....for placing principles, ethics, and values OVER wealth and fame, even at the risk of destroying his career for it. Lara Logan did the SAME THING recently, and she too was referring to the same faction that "Ye" was talking about. Its FAR MORE than can be said of the rest of the famous, wealthy, and powerful out there. By them doing NOTHING, makes them complicit, and only EMPOWERS the very same things that "Ye" and Lara Logan called out and stood up to. KUDOS to both of them. If you do not know what Im talking about or think Im incorrect - then I would highly recommend to stop believing all the media "spin" and do some actual RESEARCH. From "credible" sources too.

@onyilimba

Жыл бұрын

@@eylsnokissile6608 I read clueless people tweet on Kanye related news and laugh. His tweet was a little harsh, but watching his interviews this man isn't crazy he just have way to express himself I know this because I have come across people like this in my life. You guys should better go round and protect this man from being cancelled. I hate this age of me too.

@Zaluskowsky

Жыл бұрын

@@eylsnokissile6608 basically your only Air Quotes RESEARCH is listening to deranged fascist conspiracys. Research my ass

I find it so entertaining, that as a Canadian, American headline news is about trump and kanye west! LOL

Can’t express how I held my breath and thought you were gunna say you were leaving. Thank god you’re not 😁😁

It’s nice to hear and see Louis little by little loosening up in between the musical parts. Even when his modesty keeps showing as beautiful as it is, the sound of his giggles is truly adorable and when he makes a little comment every here and now as a reaction to Colbert’s jokes, it is really heartwarming. I like that he slowly does this more and more… I really love this guy!! (And I haven’t even mentioned his absolute musical genius yet!!) And yes, I will also forever have a place in my heart for Jon Batiste!

@jazzysophie9943

Жыл бұрын

Remind me again why Jon Batiste left the show....was it to take up his musical career??

@nyuuuchan

Жыл бұрын

Jon's wife is seriously ill.

@The_Real_Mier

Жыл бұрын

@@jazzysophie9943 Jon is standing by the side of as well as taking care of his beautiful wife Suleika Jaouad, who is struggling with leukemia. Is this answer serious enough for you to loose that sarcastic tone that is undeniable present in your response…? Here’s a crazy thought: Maybe you shouldn’t jump to conclusions, thinking you know it all and then, based on your own assumptions, JUDGE people and/or their actions. As you can see in this case: Situations might be VERY different in reality and people can get really hurt in the process. (I doubt that Jon Batiste will take notice of your little comment here, but maybe you are just as quick with your thoughts and judgment in your personal life as well. And there too it might lead to truly painful and unnecessary situations. Either way: take care, have a good day/night (whatever the time is where you are).

@jazzysophie9943

Жыл бұрын

@@The_Real_Mier WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. THIS WAS NOT ME. I WOULD NEVER SAY A THING AGAINST JON OR HIS WIFE. I DIDN'T SAY A THING BAD AT ALL. I WONDERED WHERE JON WAS IS ALL. I DON'T HAVE TV. I ONLY WATCH FRAMES OF THE SHOW ON KZread. I DARE YOU!! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. I LOVE JON. BTW: I KNOW SOME PEOPLE HAVE HACKED MY ACCT PRETENDING TO BE ME. WHAT WAS IT THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE SAID???????

@TheWorld_2099

Жыл бұрын

@@The_Real_Mier omg, why are you taking such a defensive position?? It was a totally legitimate question from a person who obviously cares for Jon Batiste. How about you answer nicely?

That devil joke at the end made me snarf my coffee

I actually kinda like "Phen" for a nickname for Colbert, ngl 🤣🤣🤣

Sleepy Joe? More like speedy Joe.

@nicksmile5811

Жыл бұрын

He found Hunters stash

@fadedrose9

Жыл бұрын

Mic drop!!!

@full---movie

Жыл бұрын

Child sniffer Joe

When asked if he had porn on his phone my local Father answered "Nun".

@MeredithAnne88

Жыл бұрын

Haha well done!

Biden in a Vette 🙌👏👏👏🏆. Reminds me of the bumper sticker "maybe grey- still slay"

that sink stunt had big We Here For You energy 🤣

"Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine." - Elvis Presley

I'm not the biggest Biden fan, but respect for 118. I drove 95 once and about broke my teeth.

@gerrycanyerryyerry9641

Жыл бұрын

respect? Setting the bar low.

@sandracasso8034

Жыл бұрын

@@gerrycanyerryyerry9641 Not lower than stealing secret documents.

@tickleishpickle9269

Жыл бұрын

difference between trump and biden? biden can hang out with a well established famous person XD and drive a car. where as trump forces famous people to try to hang out. and even if its a womans basket ball team, the whole team says hell no XD

@MaryAnnNytowl

Жыл бұрын

I dunno how fast I went, in an ugly old green beater, following my friend in a shiny new car he was testing out, when his speedometer was blinking at 135, and his foot all the way down. I still had a quarter of a pedal to go down, so no idea how much more that old car had, LOL! It was bought used, a little 4 banger, but obviously had some work done that we didn't know about. 😄 I'd wager it was at least 140 mph, but no way to tell, since its speedometer stopped at 85! 🤷‍♀️

@kindlin

Жыл бұрын

I just hit 90 yesterday on accident. I meant to speed up to 80 to pass someone, and whoops 90. Smooth as silk. (This is hardly a brag, my car isn't fast; 90 isn't fast) I wanna see what my car will do sometime, gotta go out to the boonies.

The prop for “prop-a-gander” should have been a junior ranger police badge.

YO YO YO MY PRESIDENT BIDEN, WAS RIPPING UP THE TRACK. That man is what 90 yrs old. Freaking AMAZINGLY 👏 AWESOME. Stephen should have put on the shades 😎 tonight.

When Ye said slavery sounded like a choice he didn't get this much flack.

@aliciageary7653

Жыл бұрын

That's a great point.

@VIDEOgameDROME

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he should have but people think they should listen to him because he has money and he's famous. He's constantly having outbursts and destroying his image and his family name. He needs meds.

@ronnieking3848

Жыл бұрын

That's because the Black Delegation already yeeted him out of our stadium.

@ariamason9324

Жыл бұрын

Slavery in America was about blacks so jews wouldn't care about that.

@mungobaggins8197

Жыл бұрын

It’s cumulative.

I don’t get what all this Biden hate is about. So for once the presidency is not a daily episode in a drama series, so what? It’s a relief. He’s doing a really good job.

@SanLKyou

Жыл бұрын

That's what's part of the so-called problem. He's not spending every day trying to draw media attention to himself. The standards for politicians took a huge hit over the last decade

Colbert knows who is real bosses are and toes the line.