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That guy would be selling used Hyundai's if he wasn't DT's son.
@UATU.
25 күн бұрын
And writing vicious Reddit posts about the Carvana conspiracy to destroy white male entrepreneurs.
@larrywest42
25 күн бұрын
Selling used memes is a step down from used cars, TBH.
@leob6534
21 күн бұрын
I don't know... That would be a pretty high career aspiration for DJTJ if you ask me.
@peterlarsen7779
21 күн бұрын
@rickalarcon7988 - more like his old man's used diapers....
@angelaallen2190
21 күн бұрын
Hyundai wouldn't have him.
Future ambassador to Colombia.
@otteotte7698
25 күн бұрын
Plata o Plomo?
@JYoung-fl8fc
25 күн бұрын
Check out Canada they have castros son in control
@livvig
25 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Krmpfpks
25 күн бұрын
😂
@slayer964
25 күн бұрын
🤌🏼🤌🏼
Insanity runs in the family.
@Honkers716
25 күн бұрын
DonShitzInPants and son, DonCokeInNose
@dd-jm1md
25 күн бұрын
in the T---p dynasty insane hand gestures are hereditary, surely...
@annieclaire2348
25 күн бұрын
@@Honkers716- 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🤣😂🤣😂💙🌊💙🌊💙🌊
@KatherineTurner-js2jl
25 күн бұрын
Sure does!
@crocglox7797
25 күн бұрын
noses and backsides running too
Don jr. : "Experienced some of the freshest powder this weekend!" aide : "Had a weekend in Aspen?" Don jr. : "What's 'Aspen'?
@suzannederusha1370
25 күн бұрын
😅😅😅
@ting-ting7001
25 күн бұрын
I went to school with people who always went to Aspen every summer.
@k_e3735
25 күн бұрын
Mmmm California...beautiful
@randyhowey7414
25 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 !!!
@beebuzz959
24 күн бұрын
Says a lot about where his aspen.
his invisible finger puppets drive me crazy, like his father's invisible accordion: ah he...
@Mondfischli
25 күн бұрын
...the inherited brain spurs is spreading. He'll be playing accordion soon 😂
@gavinbuck8130
25 күн бұрын
Maybe a possible double act? Finger puppets dance to a cacophonous accordion noisescape. Lots of coke, the horror the horror.
@joedufour8188
25 күн бұрын
He seems to have a lot of difficulty syncing both hands up.
@einundsiebenziger5488
25 күн бұрын
... accordion*
@dddevildogg
25 күн бұрын
Nobody doesn't play Accordion better than Big Don The Orange Con = the more outrageous the lie,the more frantic the playing.
Ask anyone who has ever done coke, and they will tell you that dude is always blowing rails
@youtubekilledtrustedflaggi9274
25 күн бұрын
they always think we cant tell but we can .
@iljavija
25 күн бұрын
Imagine how much Junior and Kimberly snort every day. I think Lara is in there too but I think Eric uses some other kind of drugs.
@singloc3021
25 күн бұрын
I just did some soda right now in honor 😶🌫
@freaksofnashville
25 күн бұрын
either that or snorting adderall
@elitefencer777
18 күн бұрын
@@preriowy Oh s*** it's the cops! Everyone scatter!
Anyone who's ever been around people on coke or speed recognizes Jr's fast-talking and endless air quotes.
@Someaddress555s
24 күн бұрын
"Prove it."😂
@dmlevitt
21 күн бұрын
like preachers and politicians.
@ryanhill2774
20 күн бұрын
@@dmlevitt don't forget licensed realtors, and finance guys
@dmlevitt
19 күн бұрын
@@ryanhill2774 touche Ryan!! the list may be endless and hilarious. cheers.
@laststraw6734
19 күн бұрын
That guy does blow. Jealous almost.
It's that emotional look in his red, teary eyes, and sniffles, that let me know he really cares 🥺 He's like a powder keg of emotion, ready for blow. To blow, ready to blow I meant.
@ellengrace4609
24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@drjanines3301
23 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@motivationtosuccess9665
19 күн бұрын
"Donney blew, he needed da money"! "
@elitefencer777
18 күн бұрын
When your 'they're gonna call me crazy for this, but-' moment is f****** Great Replacement Theory, it's a sign that you miiiight be hitting it TOO hard. Whatever IT is, even if it's just the familial crazy kool-aid.
@Cannamom710
16 күн бұрын
😅😅😅 Underrated COMMENT!! 🎉😂❤COKE IS A HELLAVA DRUG! 😅
"Uncut News Candy.." 😂😂😂
@itoibo4208
24 күн бұрын
an amazing name, considering how addictive it is to the alternative news addicts
Don Jr. was rehearsing his lines in the powder room. 👃 🗻
@Confucius_Says...
25 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@gavinbuck8130
25 күн бұрын
Nice, concise. 😆
@markweaver8529
25 күн бұрын
Comment of the day
@marciahilliard3998
25 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@nitzyblack6143
24 күн бұрын
Perfect 👌
Like father, like son. The hypocrisy apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
@neohippe1
25 күн бұрын
Every cut is literally talking about Bidins son. FN idiots
@SeattleScotty
22 күн бұрын
THEY NOT LIKE US.
@wingman416
19 күн бұрын
He probably found big Don's stash as a teenager. What's a child to do if not to emulate his father.Like father like son!
When someone accuses you of doing something wrong, 100% is them trying to cover up their doing, it's the christian way. 😂😂
@Semirotta
25 күн бұрын
100% try to cover it up and blame others.
@leotachaney7322
25 күн бұрын
Yep, fits djt to a T! His accusations are always a confession 😂!!
@mkself3231
25 күн бұрын
The Art of Projection!
@MrsRobinson0741
25 күн бұрын
Something DOTARD does 100x a day…guess jr just keepin’ that family name going strong!!!!
@mst3kpimp
25 күн бұрын
if you read right wing comments they like to say the same thing.
His nickname in college was Hobo because he was always riding the rails. 😂
@WilliamHaisch
25 күн бұрын
Aw, for real? I thought he was from Hoboken… 😂
we have 2 dons, orange face don and white nose don
@joebeetz1832
25 күн бұрын
Then we have the brown nose cons.
@zedmelon
25 күн бұрын
Don't forget the brother, brown nose...
@Gwyrddu
22 күн бұрын
I'm Eric.
@u9Nails
21 күн бұрын
They're consistent in their lying at least.
@user-mr4fu6wr8j
17 күн бұрын
Don't forget wanna be don(Eric)
"Weekends. 3:00 AM". 😆😅🤣😂 Oh man! That got me.
Soooo is he the one that left the coke in the white house bathroom?? 😅
@Sataka23clips
23 күн бұрын
How when he was not living there for years
@Mekea1000
23 күн бұрын
@Sataka23clips 🧐🤔 Are you serious? 1. I was being funny. 2. You don't have to LIVE in the white house to visit, attend meetings, etc. DUH. 😂😂
@JustMeB729
21 күн бұрын
Probably Or it could have been a plant by mtg or some republican.
@Mekea1000
21 күн бұрын
@@JustMeB729 or a stressed over worked intern or ANY govt employee. Yet they want to drug test ppl that recieves SNAP to feed there children.
@georgebuscay8511
18 күн бұрын
@Sataka23clips They were being satirical. You can look up the meaning of that word. Kathleen
The biggest surprise was the bookshelf backdrop. Who is trying to suggest that he reads books?
@peterrobbins2862
19 күн бұрын
They are probably Colouring in books
At first i thought it was a joke, but i think this guy is on it.
@christopherhuff3123
25 күн бұрын
He's absolutely positively without a shred of doubt on it.
@Mondfischli
25 күн бұрын
...that and then some inherited brain spurs too 😂
@christopherbedford9897
25 күн бұрын
@@christopherhuff3123 ...or something worse 😬
@markweaver8529
25 күн бұрын
I don’t think he’s ever off it. The fact he is checking his nostrils and flicking away the crusty flakes while still recording his vids…. Yeah he’s an addict. And he has the nerve to mock hunter biden…
@joachimschoder
25 күн бұрын
With the Trump family every accusation is a confession. So yes, he definitely is on hard drugs.
Cocaine's a helluva drug... 🤣
@iluvdissheet
25 күн бұрын
YES! ✊🏽
@mesaeddie
25 күн бұрын
So is ignorance . All of these traitors seem to get off on it.
@EverythingCameFromNothing
25 күн бұрын
I’m Rick James….B!tch
@trowawayacc
25 күн бұрын
And he aint no rick james ! Bitvh!
@TheDevnul
25 күн бұрын
UNITY!
What a disturbing sight on a Sunday morning
@flameroad123
25 күн бұрын
What a disturbing site in general.
@tapps1010
21 күн бұрын
@suesharko988 ......And every other morning too.
All the news that's fit to snort
‘Getting the news directly in your bloodstream.’
Never forget watching him on fox the night of the first debate. He was absolutely off his rocker . Don’t think ive ever seen a better example of a man on something than that night. It was nuts they let him go live.
@sscorp4857
22 күн бұрын
Would you say Don Jr, someone else son? He's a misfit compared to the other kids in the family....He's definitely acts like DT zooming all over the place..snorting on something, rambling, babbling not make any coherent connections, face look red and sweaty like DT, slobbering like a crackhead....the apple don't fall far from the tree!!!!!!!!
@paulinelarson465
21 күн бұрын
Maybe they wanted to expose him. Just by letting him do what he wanted to do.
@TheEmaile
17 күн бұрын
This made me think of his coked-up wife screeching, “THE BEST IS YET TO COME”.
The only news show that ends when the dealer won't answer phone calls.
Maybe he could get some advice from Hunter about getting clean.
@black_sheep_nation
24 күн бұрын
Junior has no incentive to get clean.
@wingman416
19 күн бұрын
@@black_sheep_nation Money and cola go hand in hand. It's sad in a way.
@user-mr4fu6wr8j
17 күн бұрын
Not enough soap in the world to get that guy clean.
Growing up privileged and without accountability….
@gregbors8364
25 күн бұрын
Yeah, but enough about his dad…
Donnie Jr. Is a schedule 1 drug all by himself.
Hes as smart as his daddy.😂😮😂😮😂
why did Ivanka snort sweet'n low? she thought it was diet coke.
@mauriziacanale7212
6 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
Imagine how embarrassed you’d be if this dude was related to you.
"It's not like my job" - that's a reach, railboy. You have never held a proper job now, have you...
He coked up 💯💯💯💯😂😂😂
@BDot-dv7lq
25 күн бұрын
He's ALWAYS coked up and FDT FOREVER.
I did a lot of coke in the 80's. I'm here to say, that dude's on it, fr. From one old coke head to another I can tell...😅
@elsullo2
24 күн бұрын
The only reason that I quit and survived is that I was not rich and could not afford it!.................................elsullo
he sounds like Fozzie the Bear going mad
@mkself3231
25 күн бұрын
Hahaha! Yes! Perfect description!😂
@phelan_pt
23 күн бұрын
Wakka coke-a!
@sangfroid4376
19 күн бұрын
What a horrible thing to say about Fozzie.
This boy won't be able to afford a quart of cheap bourbon once Daddy Diaper goes down.
He’s such a serious and dedicated businessman he has time to do a podcast 😂
i've never wanted someone to OD before, but there's a first time for everything
Watched accidentally at 1.25 speed, fits even better!
@tejaswoman
25 күн бұрын
Try 0.5x - you can actually read the stuff scrolling across the bottom, plus Donnie sounds drugged up in a whole different way.
@drjanines3301
23 күн бұрын
@@tejaswomanI'ma try that right now - 1.5 speed is hilarious too
Rehab for Donny Jr. would best be served in a five to twenty year stint in prison.
The Prophet of Powder himself!
This apple was rotten before it fell off the tree,.
@TheRealBlueValhalla
25 күн бұрын
Don Jr never had a chance
Love it. Such a dysfunctional family. FDT 🎉
This has been going on right under our noses.
“News candy” 😂🤣😂
Don Jr. is on that 👃 ❄️!
All the news that's fit to snort!
This dude so clearly enjoys deliveries from the Dominican "limo driver"😂😂 Takes a veteran to recognize.
Cokey Don
I never noticed how narrow his shoulders were before.
@emmsmom1848
25 күн бұрын
Yeah he has a pear shaped body. He thinks he’s hot though 😂
@UATU.
25 күн бұрын
A comment many men would dread, kind of like someone mocking tiny hands.
@nobodythatyouknow241
25 күн бұрын
Narrow brain too.
@wachinpntdry.
25 күн бұрын
his mind looks at his shoulders and says: "hold my beer, I'll show ya narrow"
@beezusHrist
25 күн бұрын
Klinefelter syndrome. He probably has to take testosterone
He's definitely high lol😂
Yup, all the telltale indicators are present.
Coke is It!
😂😂😂 this guy ! What a lovely human he is! I can’t believe he has a fan base! Who listens to him? JR just wants his narcissist father to hug him and tell him he’s proud of him😂! Won’t happen I know from experience 🤷🏻♂️.
Very little footage was needed to produce this “super” cut.
@sandyquiroz8688
21 күн бұрын
LOL! More like stupor cut
He really is a sideshow on his own. 😂
Pepsi: The Trumps NEVER liked us! Coke: 🤣😂😆😅🤭🤭🤭
I can only speak from my past and experiences Its giving he partakes Maybe not on air but hes definitely on some stimulants
And Poor Eric just wants a hug from dear old Dad...
Has there ever been a more unhinged and dangerous family.
It’s his fingers and his father waving his hands.👀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@einundsiebenziger5488
25 күн бұрын
They're both almost as annoying as comments containing more emojis than letters.
And people find him smart? What does that say about those 'people'?
@13699111
25 күн бұрын
I agree
@joebeetz1832
25 күн бұрын
When you're a turnip, a head of lettuce looks smart.
@BDot-dv7lq
25 күн бұрын
We call them republikkklans.
@larrywest42
25 күн бұрын
That's in comparison to Eric, who tried it once, but found that the carbonated bubbles tickled his nose something fierce.
@ericar.6370
24 күн бұрын
@@larrywest42😂😂
Do we really blame him tho? He was raised by Satan's half brother.
Lights, camera, action 🎬
0:34 "The political perks-ecution." Paging Dr. Freud.
People have been saying that one for years now..... Now it it really shows 😤🤧🤮🤣
"Weekends at 3AM", LOL😃
Short, straight to the point and BRILLIANT!
He really should do cartoon voices too, he’s got one
News candy. Instant classic pun.
Weekends at 3AM 😂
0:45 "Hey Don Jr. can you do an impression of your father crapping himself on the set of the Apprentice?"
😂😂😂Crazy like Ctazy DAD
Son-of-a-Gun snorts gun powder!
At least Junior makes more sense than senior
Dono blow your boat ashore hallelujah...😂😂😂 lololol 🤣
This makes his father's chance for another term . . . very high!
@mkself3231
25 күн бұрын
😂😂🤣😂
🌸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈Ⓐ🏴☭🇺🇸🇵🇸🕊️No Trump! No kkk! No fascist USA!🗳️💙🙏🏼
I only wish this clip was longer 😂😂😂
🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣😆😆😆NEWS Candy! 😆😆
Can you do the same with Marjorie T Green
@seanwebb605
25 күн бұрын
Too easy.
Tip: Re-watch this at 0.5x to read the silliness scrolling across the screen. 😉
finallyyyy,, no diddy tho lol
That is a speed high...methamphetamines
His GF definately has a coke problem
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Daddy and Mommy were fighting over whether or not to call their new son Don.Jr. For once Daddy was right when he yelled "Suppose he turns out to be a loser? He'll ruin MY name!" Yeah,no chance of that,eh?
Definition of ' embarrassment '
He's Perfect As Trump's Vice President, Treasurer, Or Just The Powder Room.
@seanwebb605
25 күн бұрын
Co defendant.
I laughed do hard I snorted.
Weekends 3am 😂😂😂
😆 funny. Funny but, sad. He's pathetic. 🙄
@NathanCroucher
25 күн бұрын
With any luck he ends up in a cell next to his papa.
When his father is finally incarcerated will Donny J lead the rebel alliance change to free his father?
Uncut News Candy 😂
Junior and his MlLF love their white lines
That's not coke, that's tanning nasal spray.....he's just starting to 'orange' up
Never seen a junior that looks absolutely nothing like senior 🤷♂️
@carolinebjerkelund767
25 күн бұрын
I don't think Barron looks like him either
@shawngraham8809
25 күн бұрын
@@carolinebjerkelund767 to be honest none of them but you definitely rite.
@duanecarroll8255
25 күн бұрын
@@carolinebjerkelund767 I think Barron looks like Jeffery Epstein!
@carolinebjerkelund767
25 күн бұрын
@@duanecarroll8255 Ohhhhhh......😂
@larrywest42
25 күн бұрын
There have been persistent rumors that Junior's biological father was John Casablancas, who looks much more like him, and founded Elite Model Management, which DJT tried and failed to copy. This may explain why The Biggest Loser was so abusive to his namesake.
A show with Hunter Biden and Don Jr would be must see tv.
Keep it comin teflon don jr! Don't stop believin !! Lol
That boy is on hypocrisy and uppers. that’s for sure.
He's so the guy in die hard that thinks he can cut a deal.
@codymoe4986
25 күн бұрын
Ellis..."Hans, baby! I'm your white knight!
@claudiaxander
25 күн бұрын
@@codymoe4986 lol