I remember the kids that didn't give 100% at practice having to run during the water break. Also our water was from a garden hose hooked up to a pvc pipe with holes drilled across it.

@chrisnorden8043

2 жыл бұрын

The water trough. After you burn your tongue once you learn to let it flow for a second.

@crashjayoo6

2 жыл бұрын

Im playing High School football right now and agree with y'all

@ericbell217

2 жыл бұрын

@@crashjayoo6 how are you coaches?

@powereddragon2093

2 жыл бұрын

You guys had water breaks?

@Cdeaver25

2 жыл бұрын

The good ole days

“We are all here to have fun… and losing is no fun” - my little league coach

@smeeks247

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I still tell my kids we are here to have fun, and winning is more fun than losing.

@Darkshift317

2 жыл бұрын

Head swim coach of 150 here, I say the same exact thing. I like winning, which is fun.

@zacharychastain3681

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite little league coach made us run laps if anyone said they had fun after we lost a game 😂

@shockcoach

2 жыл бұрын

How do you spell fun? W-I-N

@boqbloblo

2 жыл бұрын

Little league was fantastic

Our coach was a former Army drill sergeant. Sometimes instead of wind sprints, he would sit in his car and make us push him around the parking lot. We hated/loved him!

@pfpublius

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, old school sled training...good stufd

@gavinatkins2671

2 жыл бұрын

He was definitely dragging the brakes at times.

@fostinator69

9 ай бұрын

As my coach would say, “ we will be the most discipline, respectful team in this league. Or we will be in the best shape. The choice is yours men. “

@janelleg597

7 ай бұрын

Damn

"kid can't catch a cold" had me dying

@Zzus321

2 жыл бұрын

Priceless 🤣🤣🤣

@edwardmichalo1921

2 жыл бұрын

Or covid 👀

@andrejslv4192

2 жыл бұрын

You though that was that funny ehy? You must fart in the bathtub and laugh your ass off

@urcookin

2 жыл бұрын

@@andrejslv4192 you don’t laugh when you fart on a bathtub floor?

"Only reason he's on the team is cause I need someone to pick the cones up after practice" 🤣💕👍

@chillisdinho

2 жыл бұрын

It that ain't the truth I was the back up to the back up...my friend was there for morale support 😂😂

@willbradford1973

2 жыл бұрын

Best line right there ^ 🤣

@TheOReport1994

2 жыл бұрын

*spits out drink*

@trisrenaquino8794

2 жыл бұрын

I was that kid surprisingly. But i was retarded as a kid.

@MistaE

2 жыл бұрын

Ouch man😭

Back in 1988, my drill sergeant like coach was aways drinking a beer. We won the ciry championship that year. One of the best coaches I've ever had.

"You hear that? It's the I suck at football alarm and it's going on for you" every small towner knows the tornado alarm lol

@brianboehmer43

2 жыл бұрын

I live next to the military chemical weapons storage base so we have a different alarm. We used to joke that if the alarm ever went off for real it was probably too late...

@cowtownokla

2 жыл бұрын

We called it the "noon whistle".

@countyseatadventures

2 жыл бұрын

@@cowtownokla We not only had a noon whistle, but also one at 10 pm...for curfew. That was for anyone that wasn't old enough to drive yet. So if you were on a bike or walking, you'd better be in your yard or driveway if still outside. Back then kids respected their parents n authorities and there was none of this hanging out at the park or basketball courts til midnight or later. Nowadays kids would laugh if you told them to be home by then. 🤨😒

The old school coach needs the “coach” shorts. Every coach had them back in the day

@Christian-vq8rd

2 жыл бұрын

And the socks pulled up.

@wjkrug

2 жыл бұрын

Man good point

@tejas295

2 жыл бұрын

What do you mean back in the day. Did I miss the memo 🤔

@Mike_Jones1980

2 жыл бұрын

@@Christian-vq8rd the socks and shorts contain the same amount of fabric

@tilfmilfy7459

2 жыл бұрын

He’s gotta be 370 smell like parliaments and drive a shitbox 80’s model dodge Dakota

Im so damn glad I had a “then” coach growing up, It sucked then, but looking back I would give anything to be back in it

@dtussportstalk2942

2 жыл бұрын

I have the then coach rn

@brandondavid321

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. Our middle school lacrosse coach was a hard ass retired marine. He destroyed us but we destroyed other teams.

@davidluchsinger7377

2 жыл бұрын

Truth. Funny how that works.

@JNMKlover

2 жыл бұрын

I sat on the wall for an hour. It was like a literal form of torture. My back and legs after we're in the worst pain and fatigue of my little life. Made me who I am.

@mike7696

4 ай бұрын

Same here. Would love to go back to those days that at times seemed like torture but in reality toughened us up for life. We won the state championship that year, a year after we lost in the state championship game. The entire weight of the city came off our backs. Only time in my life I felt weightless. Didn’t think the 3-a-days were great idea but we won the only football state championship in the history of our city. All road game playoff wins too. Magic. Thanks then coaches!!

My favorite soccer coach (Dave Berman you were the best!) made us run 1 mile every practice (at 9 years old). We won every game easily simply by being 1000 times better conditioned than everyone else. That was the best season ever and a very important life lesson - hard work can beat natural ability all day long.

@brianc1651

Жыл бұрын

Same in 8th grade basketball too. We were talented but we ran alot and were definitely better conditioned.

@fostinator69

9 ай бұрын

My 8th grade football team had a lot of discipline issues, which meant by the end of summer we were well conditioned

Don’t worry, all football coaches I’ve had are “then” coaches and everyone fucking loved it

@90TBD

2 жыл бұрын

My football coach always told us, "there are two things you do on your knees and praying is one of them!"

@seanh3355

2 жыл бұрын

I had a then coach for first year of club soccer, best coach I’ve had, we weren’t best technical but worked our buts off and won games

@user-qb8iy3tx2r

2 жыл бұрын

@L. Ron Hoyabembe not really

@user-qb8iy3tx2r

2 жыл бұрын

@L. Ron Hoyabembe mehh our couch use to tell us pain is only a sensation it will go away. And two adays if you ever ask for water and this was 2002-2007 our middle school coach became the high school coach

@closer20jc

2 жыл бұрын

@L. Ron Hoyabembe no it really isn't man lol

Had a then coach in football, we were be practicing in the Sat am on a very foggy morning. All ran off in the fog just out of his view and stopped. He came running through the fog caught us standing. We spent the rest of the two hours doing suicides windsprints and running hills. Lost at least 5lbs from puking 🤮 but he made us better players. God I miss when coaches could be coaches

@Alex-be2nb

2 жыл бұрын

i remember when we had like 7 penalties on the line and we had to do over an hour of shit hole running after a 3hr practice and i never wanted to die more 😂

@windyninja1143

2 жыл бұрын

I remember when one of my teammates got his leg broke at practice and our coaches made us run for the entire rest of practice (about a hour) while they took him to the hospital. Good but terrible times.

@Elconquistador1979

2 жыл бұрын

@@Alex-be2nb wanting to die is how you know you're being pushed to get better and improve. It's the key

It was so nice coaching “then” and telling kids/parents the truth about their abilities. Thank you for making this. You’ve made us “old coaches” laugh 🤣🤣

@WisconsinDriven

2 жыл бұрын

😱

@cheryliverson6327

2 жыл бұрын

truth of ability

@kylewubz8713

2 жыл бұрын

I always thought it was funny how volunteer coaches act like professional scouts😂

@fostinator69

9 ай бұрын

A couple years ago I once was asked to help with a local youth football team. I was asked to resign when the team wanted “team bonding” and I told them to pair up and run in a 2x2 line until bonding time was over. I guess I was a little intense for these kids

“Lesson, keep your bones Inside your body”😂”Can you play on Friday”?🤣😂

We need a PT 2 of them and now playing each other.

@nicholasselke5214

Жыл бұрын

Then would bury now alive

@ryaj2356

Жыл бұрын

I have a feeling I know who’ll get smashed but still have a good time.

I loved my football coach. Ill never forget "youre gonna run until I get tired watching you!!!!" Seriously though great coach, great guy that made everyone around him a better person!

@nicholasselke5214

Жыл бұрын

I had a coach that said that many times. One time he followed those words with a five hour energy shot

I remember playing football in elementary school. Run 2 laps backwards, 6 forward, he had big rings and would practically punch you in the helmet. During the knee down at end of practice all of our heads would be steaming. Kinda miss it.

@jonathanasdell9310

2 жыл бұрын

Ah, head steam. Thats how you know you had a good workout

I remember my HS coach had a kid do a play in practice without his helmet because he was sitting on it.

@M.TTT.

2 жыл бұрын

wow

@thapelomaraisane8705

2 жыл бұрын

So you had an idiot for a coach?

@justincase2830

2 жыл бұрын

Now, that's funny!

@rabbi4skin666

2 жыл бұрын

@@thapelomaraisane8705 eh he was a WR he would of lived and the play was called away from him

@Imadawg213

2 жыл бұрын

Ur coach coach would get arrested if he was seriously hurt

“Water is a mindset” best quote I’ve ever heard

@WhiteWolf-lm7gj

2 жыл бұрын

My coach has a similar view, except replace water with air (I'm a swimmer)

Having many “then” coaches when I played hockey between 1st grade and my senior year of high school, they were the entire reason I would make any progress, and the reason i performed at my peak when it was game time. They pushed me way further than I ever thought I could go, and because of that I’m super grateful for all of my coaches proving to me that I was better and stronger than I thought I could ever be. They taught me a lot of solid lessons, taught me to have a relentless work ethic, and just like with everyone else who was lucky enough to have coaches like that, It 100% carries over into adult life.

Brought back SO MANY memories. The old school coach is what’s needed now a days.

@tombstonejones9581

2 жыл бұрын

And I bet you think that black people shouldn't be hosting shows on TV, boomer

@leecairnduff8021

2 жыл бұрын

When's the last time you've seen a coach baldo

@dirtybird311

2 жыл бұрын

@@tombstonejones9581 what are you talking about? That’s a weird thing to say.

@dirtybird311

2 жыл бұрын

@@leecairnduff8021 Hahaha!!! Baldo? That’s a good one! I’ll have to remember that one.

@kittykat7858

2 жыл бұрын

@@tombstonejones9581 and you are the exact problem. And no I'm not a boomer. Please, I beg of you to think of anything else to say that is original.

That 'perfect' speech made me perk up a little. My high school football coach used to say that 'Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect."

Luckily, I never had a “now” coach. Granted, never played football just wrestling

@rob3231

2 жыл бұрын

As a coach, I can assure you there is no “now” wrestling coach in any 100 degree room across this country. Thank goodness.

@MrStuntmanmike417

2 жыл бұрын

There will never be a successful now coach in wrestling.

@colonelchestbridge7866

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha heeeey this guy with the jokes.

@Crockpot671

2 жыл бұрын

Always truly appreciated the fact I took wrestling growing up. The coaches I had over the years truly erased the word quit out of my vocabulary

@anichols5845

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed… “now” coaching does not work in wrestling. Wrestling is underrated

Had a then coach and remember a 95 degree day during camp and we did a drill for about a hour straight. Sent 6 out of the 14 lineman we had to the training room with heat exhaustion. Everyone else on the team was watching us do that drill in pure terror lol. But hey got me a scholarship cause of that man.

Had a soccer coach my freshman and sophomore year of high who was there since he started the program back in the 80s. Ran 30-45 min before practice, did doubles the first week and a triple one Saturday. The team made it to states because they could outrun the other schools. Coach retires, new coach comes in, no more running or doubles. First season, the team went 0-15-1.

@jeffaguilar5830

Жыл бұрын

Sad truth but all that conditioning was helpful went you were 3, 4 rounds deep in playoffs

@jimmymac4559

Жыл бұрын

Same here. Sounds like you’re describing my coach. Coach Shipley at North Valley High School, Grants Pass Oregon

@ryanricke2247

Жыл бұрын

Conditioning is the most important part of any sport.

@CARNAGExDeStRoY

Жыл бұрын

Man thats so relatable it actually hurts lmao. My soccer team I was with for 6 years, we were dead last the first year playing together (0 wins, a tie and all loses) LOL. For the next 12 months he made us come out every Saturday, even when the season was over. We had to run 5 rounds of the Scotish Mile (entire team runs in a single file line and the last person has to sprint to the front, then rinse and repeat until the mile is done). After that year we went undefeated every season or 2nd place because we simply played the last minutes as hard as the first minutes cause we were so conditioned.

@fostinator69

9 ай бұрын

My 8th grade football coach had us running dunes as a team since may and we were still in 7th grade

My nephew’s soccer coach: “ok guys, we probably won’t win this game” Me: “wtf is with this defeatist attitude?”

@aquamina766

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, my 7 year old says this… I keep telling her that’s not how we talk, wtf! She even took a grade 2 entrance exam for another school. The teacher told her that she should only answer the questions she wants. She told me that she didn’t want to answer any, she just didn’t feel like it. I’m like… do you ever see me or your dad give up….

@nerdgeekcosplay909

2 жыл бұрын

Me: “ Try your best !” Me to my nephew

@quentinn.3837

2 жыл бұрын

That's horrible! I cringed reading that, seriously though what a "let's just lay down and die attitude. Uhhhh did you pose in playgirl by chance?!

@JM-sy5qv

2 жыл бұрын

They've installed a nihilistic attitude in the youth. They teach you that you're insignificant and nothing you really do matters

@stevehessil7925

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe they aren't any good

This country needs a whole lot more then coaches, now.

@JordanLofgren434

2 жыл бұрын

100%

Your kid can’t catch a cold 😂😂

“Take the crown of your helmet and use it as a weapon” Funny how that used to be how they taught you to hit and now it’s against the rules

@williamalmack6069

2 жыл бұрын

When I was playing high school football a couple years back, by the end of the season none of the linemen had paint on the front of their helmets. But then on the line your head goes forward first so it was natural to be the first thing to hit the opponent. We also would pair up and hit each other till one had been driven back 5 yards and the winner progressed till only one was left standing every day during practice Granted this was in Iowa so that may have been part of it

@ronfroehlich4697

2 жыл бұрын

Our coach used to scream, "stick 'em with some headgear!!"

@urphakeandgey6308

2 жыл бұрын

In their defense, it is basically asking for a concussion... But for a sport like football, there is only so much you can do.

“Keep your Bones inside your legs” Funny!!!

because football is such a rough sport, especially at the higher levels, it kind of is like preparing for combat/war. So a "Then" coach is better if you want to win because you are treated like a soldier. It helps for contact sports. BUT looking back now at some of the things my football coach taught all of us about "This is what a winner is", It doesn't work in real life. It works on the field, but there was some downright narcissistic philosophies that he taught us. Things like, "A winner walks through the door first. He doesn't open the door for anybody." Or another one was "A winner walks in the room like this." Then he mimed walking into the room with his head pulled back, and his chest puffed out, arms pulled back and out, walking very proud and cocky. he taught a very me-first, self-serving, narcissistic attitude. It works for making you not afraid to be a brutal force out on the field, he made us tougher, and he was a mastermind of a play-caller. But i carried some of those attitudes into real life outside of football and if the 2 greatest commandments that Jesus gave us were to love others as if they were me, and to love God with everything I am, narcissism doesn't work well for a life well lived. This is coming from a guy who got a scholarship to play D2 football. I'll take the "Then" coach over the "Now" coach if it is about winning, but the "Then" coaches also treat their players pretty poorly at times too. Sometimes I could not have cared less about what my coach was saying when he is ragging on a player or the whole team for something the rest of us ALL saw it as not that big of a deal. It's like this weird tension between wanting to be a good/competitive team and to improve as a player, while at the same time, I don't want to be walking around on eggshells having to constantly prove myself to my coach/ win his approval every practice. To give somebody that much power over you, who treats you poorly and gets angry at you every time you make a mistake in a game, which is literally full of made-up rules and fake points, it can't be a healthy relationship. It was 10 times worse in college football. My coach just yelled at us and got after us about tour need to get better at the beginning of every practice. His yelling had actual anger to it. It's like, "We haven't even done anything wrong yet coach!" lol Let's see how practice goes before you get mad at us. Bottom line is, it's a sport. Sports are competitive. If you want to win, a "Then" coach can help you do that. How good a coach is, is generally measured by how much they win. So the relationship with a sports coach like that is nothing like a relationship with a friend. It's a business transaction.

So happy that even in this day and age I still have a “then” coach. It prepares you

That no water shit made me laugh, the varsity coach in highschool used to hold a pre-try out "champ camp" where we didn't touch pucks for the entire time, just four days of skating for an hour straight. He made us ring a cow bell in order to take a drink of water and wouldn't let us bring it on the ice with us. Also had a 5 gallon bucket at center ice that he called the puke bucket, never seen it used though.

@JNJ1014

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂 To this day, nothing makes me shudder with fear like waiting to get on the ice & see your coach come over w/a diabolical grin, followed by a "you guys won't need your sticks today"

Playing sports in the ‘70s…yes, I had Coach Then. Nailed it. 😂😂😂😂😂

Definitely grew up during the "Then Coach," and spot on! This is absolutely my FAVORITE one you have done, and that's really saying something! Thank you so much!

I know we’re here to have fun, but you know what’s a lot of fun?? WINNING! 😂😂😂

I’ve seen this guys channel grow. He continually surrounds himself with good people. Good content creation.

I had a "then" coach in college. Only difference was that all the things he made you do, he did them as well. He was also better at those things I've never had so much respect for someone in my life, and I strived to do the same, both as life long student and instructor

He had the essence of every Mid-Western dad

“That’s the I suck at football alarm and it’s going off for you” lol 😂 ahhh brings back so many memories

My husbands older than me so he had a “then” coach. His last name is Diller and the coach would call him “Dildo” 🤣 his friends (we still live in the town he grew up in) still call him Dildo when they go to the bars and I love it!

So glad I had the then coaches growing up. We need more old-school coaches.

Someone's never been in the Army, jeepers cripes do they make you drink water in that establishment. "DRINK WATERRRRRR" is a common chant to stay hydrated.

"Duck duck grey duck" Pure Minnesotan

@homicidalpsychojunglecat7925

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. Then I realized it was the "Now" couch. It's fair. I am so embarrassed of my state.

God that first whistle gave me palpitations, that terrifying little chirp

I miss the old days

I love your videos, they make my bad days turn great! You hit every issue in real life 100% perfect!

The “mean” coach isn’t yelling, swearing, screaming derogatory slurs, talking about Vietnam, or “secretly” drinking enough to be a Gen X’rs coach. …just sayin’.

@heidimcdonough378

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 so freaking true

I just remember if I did something good in practice. The coach would praise you and he always had beer breath. Great guy learned alot and later on I coached. I don't drink, but I see why he did. I miss the 90s.

The new coach would have completed it with the famous man bun🤣

This is on point! It’s really true.

Thanks for the laughs always know it’s a good when u post it

I remember winning out first football game as a school (7th grade). The score was like 72-0. We then got in trouble for not winning by more when we could have. After that game everyone game 100% effort no matter how much we were up by or how much time was left. Edit: To add, we were really stacked compared to other schools in the same division but we also ALWAYS ran no-huddle offense.

I can’t stop laughing … “pick up the cones after practice”

The attention to detail that he actually put someone or something in front of him to reflect off his sunglasses as if he were talking to a kid. This guy is great!

Just found this channel- HILARIOUS. Really should go to bed but now… I’m going to have some more wine and binge watch alll the videos.

My coach did the “no water” treatment on us and a kid passed out of dehydration. He had to run the next day lmao

"Ya hear that Johnson?! It's the I SUCK AT FOOTBALL ALARM! And it's going off for YOU!!!" 🤣🏈

@TheOReport1994

2 жыл бұрын

I came lookin' for this comment!

Had a then coach when i was playing little league and minor league baseball, im so glad i had him, and when not in practice or games he was a really nice guy

This! We absolutely need more of this. Lol legit was mad at the light in the loafers coach.

I was in the marching band and every second we were late getting back to set from a water break we'd have to run a lap around the parking lot.

@elijahskutt1619

2 жыл бұрын

I'm a band section leader. I may have to try this method of discipline lol

@michaelgill7994

2 жыл бұрын

@@elijahskutt1619 Low Brass?

@elijahskutt1619

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelgill7994 Trumpet, but I run the brass choir which includes all of the brass instruments

@michaelgill7994

2 жыл бұрын

@@elijahskutt1619 oof good luck

When I was little our team used to give skull stickers to put on the back of your helmet to the kid who had the biggest hit of the game 😆

this video hurt me so much cause i remember so clearly the old way of coaching when i was in a soccer team and seeing the new generation of coaching ahhh just pins in my heart honestly haha

I coached youth soccer, but refused to coach above age 11 (parents were a pain above that age). I was the THEN coach at practice, and the NOW coach after games, which were much easier than practice because we were prepared... Being prepared (even if you lose) is much more fun than not being prepared and being exposed in front of your family and friends.

I literally had to tell my kids coach last night to actually coach the kids and stop telling the kids they played perfectly at halftime and they didn’t have anything to improve on when they were losing 5-0 in soccer 😂😂😂

I miss when coaches actually pushed you to win, not this "Everyone is a winner" BS

@thebigcheese8715

Жыл бұрын

2nd place is 1st loser

You are so good at playing polar opposite personalities!!! Both were completely believable!! LOL

Dude - love the videos and your channel! Hilarious! Keep up the great work!

I was waiting for the "if you want to quit when you are losing, that's the brave thing to do."

Coach would walk down the hallway and throw people into lockers...🎭🤖🛡️

@drunkpaulocosta

2 жыл бұрын

Well if they showed upto practice they could have juked that MFr and ran to the endzone(8th grade english class)

@colonelchestbridge7866

2 жыл бұрын

Because y'all didn't give it everything and deserve it.

@WaysideWade

2 жыл бұрын

@@colonelchestbridge7866 Awesome, I could have sued Coach and everyone else. Keep gas lighting and see how it works for "ya"! 🎭🤓🌞🧟

First time I’ve seen your videos. Immediately recognized the city. Spent way too much time trying to confirm it. Keep up the good work.

"Water is for the weak" bringd me right back 😆

I remember having to miss practice one time and the next day had to do a make up practice that was 10 times harder than the regular practice. But I never missed another one.

My coaches where about 100 times meaner than that lol. And we loved it!!!!

My high school coach acts like “ then “😂. And I’m glad!

My favorite kid comeback to a over dominant coach, “yeah my dad pitched for the Cardinals and he taught. I’m not going to do that.” To a volunteer middle school baseball coach

Let's be honest. We all wanted the "now" coach but knew the "then" coach would be the one that would get things done and actually make you better

The real title should be "Football coaches in San Francisco be like"

“Water? Yeah after you throw up. LIFT THOSE KNEES.” - Summer 2008

"you get them down by high-fiving 'em" 😂

My soccer coach just a few years back was a 'then' coach. If we lost a game, even by a tiny margin he would make us practice until we were sure we could beat the team we had lost to.

@jmarkb92

2 жыл бұрын

Soccer lol

@That1Carson

2 жыл бұрын

@@jmarkb92 at least it isn't lacrosse

The "now" coach is ruining our society, but the "then" coach was bad, too. In 90's middle school football, water was a privilege, and a concussion was "getting your bell rung" that caused you to miss one or two snaps. Both ways suck.

@alexharvey6522

2 жыл бұрын

There definitely needs to be a balance. Soft leaders make soft people, but at the same time, authoritarianism for the sake of authoritarianism is dumb

@derekt9974

2 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. Don't want a bunch of concussions by the time your outa highschool and you gotta stay hydrated on the hot days but also have to be physically and mentally though to be competitive.

@alexharvey6522

2 жыл бұрын

@@derekt9974 I knew freshmen in college whose doctors told them they had already taken too many concussions and could never play football again. One of these guys was a complete moron and another one was a bit of a psycho so it's honestly not that surprising that either of them had taken so many concussions

When "Then" coach said, "Put down that water," I half expected him to follow up with, "Water is for closers."

Wow, so accurate. Love it.

The water thing is the only one I can get behind, only because muscle gains are amplified by drinking a ton of water. If you don't get gains you don't win games is what my old coach used to say.

As a boys gymnastics coach I'm closer to the "then" coach the "now" coach doesn't prepare the kid for life

You think you'll be ready for this Friday🤣🤣🤣

Grew up in the 80’s and “then” coach was the picture of discipline. No golden boys on a team and everyone had give 💯 Ya my coach was a soldier , a cop then a teacher .

"fancy pants" get in the middle ... gotta love it

My cross country coach/track coach favorite saying is, "you guys are all equally worthless to me".

"You get em down by high-fiving them..." 🤣

I remember my coach threatening threeadays when we didn't get something right during twoadays. I also remember using a copper pipe as our watering hole until the season started. Then we got to use the ice cold cooler water system the trainer brought out everyday. I also remember spraining my left ankle my junior year(high school), having a banger of a season with 4 pancakes, 5 tackles, 2 sacks and a tipped pass on defense, and 8 pancakes and 3 allowed sacks on offense before tearing the A/C ligament in my right shoulder from poor traction caused by mud. I tried playing the rest of that game, but I couldn't use both my arms you need literally all your limbs to be a lineman unless you lost a limb somehow and learned how to block with one arm or one leg.

I had “then” coaches for wrestling. My lifting coach was an ex marine who threw a kid by his throat into the weight room just for getting disrespectful with him. God I miss those days.

@thecoobs8820

2 жыл бұрын

Gaahhh, gotta bring it back, all these weak pussies around me is a dangerous feeling to have

@nickdalton886

2 жыл бұрын

@@thecoobs8820 if it makes you feel any better that was 6 years ago, I’m only 20 lol

This is how you end up with Sarcastaball

@911WASanINSIDEjob420

2 жыл бұрын

oh ya why don't we just have them wear ballons and have them hug each other that will be REALLY great

@Jaydeyay

2 жыл бұрын

@@911WASanINSIDEjob420 haha and they can wear bras and tinfoil hats!

We drank out of a hole drilled pvc pipe connected to a garden hose. You had 30 seconds to get all you could. Regardless of the algae stringing from the pipe hole. Loved it

Yunno it hit different when the “then coach told you guys to have fun. Because you know he really meant it

So, so true! It’s not preparing our kids, for life’s hurdles, with that new coach!

It's so true. Kids were better off for it in the past. They learned discipline and hard work. Today everyone is so soft and gets their participation trophys just for showing up.

@aguy70

2 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more, you get a trophy for WINNING

"We're gonna practice til each and every one of you throws up!" 😄

My high school football coach was a former marine. At that time he was the scariest person I ever knew. But football was one of the most impactful things I did in high school and one of the best things for me.