Coach Getting Destroyed in South Pacific for 15 Minutes
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what sucks is that coach is lowkey sexy
@eagerturtle4791
3 ай бұрын
Found Jerri's account! 😂
@FellDownTheCornHole
2 ай бұрын
As a gay guy. AGREED.
@elseby
Ай бұрын
Lol no
Coach trying to hug people and getting rejected is my favorite part of this season. Makes me cackle every time.
Him saying Zeus was a good father is the funniest thing I've seen today.
@504ever4
Жыл бұрын
I can't believe that he wanted to call himself Zeus, the ruler of all the gods, and then say that he wasn't the leader of the group lmao
@defeatSpace
Жыл бұрын
Him calling himself Zeus is the schizophreniest thing I've seen today.
@Pizzaguy-jg7so
11 ай бұрын
“Contrary to popular belief I’m not the leader of this alliance-“ Bro you literally call yourself Zeus, King Arthur, ect. Stop it bro! Stop!
@RavenLuna-ii6lx
4 ай бұрын
I snorted at that part.
"It's god's will, go win redemption" is soooo manipulative
I mean, Sophie is so underrated, dealing with all of it succesfully
@domckey7922
Жыл бұрын
@@dariusus9870 I do, I really do
@smooveayy
Жыл бұрын
Coach was my little girl (basically) she ate
Sophie eating Coach at the final tribal council lmfao. What a queen!
2:39 why is Stacey is so iconic
@eagerturtle4791
Жыл бұрын
Stacey and Christine need to come back for Survivor: Dynamic Duos.
@kingofthorns203
Жыл бұрын
@@eagerturtle4791 they are definitely friendship goals
@DircyaT.Rubino
Жыл бұрын
Whoever put them on a tribe together deserves a medal.
@burntfrootloop4073
Жыл бұрын
@@eagerturtle4791 Stacey and Christine would be awesome to see together on The Amazing Race.
@Jays6926
Жыл бұрын
She did get out slicked
I’m sorry for this, but I have to do it…. What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn't Coach ⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin's👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🧀Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🧀, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. [scoff] 😤 [giggle] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... They tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🏝 was all kahoots 👌 Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 🤗." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌
@blackwidowbrigade5042
Жыл бұрын
This kills me every time
@calebos268
Жыл бұрын
beat me to it lol
@jacobadelsheimer9645
Жыл бұрын
Don’t be sorry.
@kingofthorns203
Жыл бұрын
Never apologize
@n.b.1483
Жыл бұрын
Oh G-d. That’s the best thing ever!
Stacey and Sophie constantly ate Coach up. They left no crumbs.
@thecamishere4344
Жыл бұрын
they wish. if Coach had a slightly better FTC he wins
@stoatmotion
Жыл бұрын
@@thecamishere4344 well he didn't, and lost
@Star_Jewel
Жыл бұрын
@@thecamishere4344 more often than not, FTC doesn't really change the outcome. He was gonna lose no matter what he said
@kwanzaa_cake
Жыл бұрын
Stacey is one of the all time funniest players they’ve ever had
@TrueGuardify
11 ай бұрын
@@Star_Jewel Nah, most of the cast came out and said they were leaning towards voting for Coach before FTC. They were sort of looking for a reason to confirm their vote for him but instead he completely flopepd and came out with some bs about 'honour and honesty' instead of owning his game. Meanwhile Sophie owned up to her game and completely devoured him at FTC, so they voted for Sophie
I love that Sophie aired the dirty truth of how that idol was found. Glad she stuck to her guns and didn’t back down from any controversy or uncomfortable facts. Boop!
I didn’t realize how much i loved Stacey until this video
@watsupdoc
Жыл бұрын
I love Stacey and Christine they were the most funniest duo.
@Zac-oz9lj
Жыл бұрын
Christine and Stacey were the only good parts of the season
The way they treat Mikayla it’s disgusting
@GRAHAM282828
Жыл бұрын
That was unbelievable. Bunch of dudes losing their minds because they met a girl who is stronger than them, Brandon was so insecure it was creepy
Christine and Stacey deserve another shot. Just like Francesca and Kristina, they would've made this season sooo much better had they stuck around.
@houstonb3015
Жыл бұрын
All the players you mentioned were garbage players. The season was awful because the players were weak on all tribes. As much flack as Coach gets for getting people to drink the Kool-Aid, the other tribe did the exact same thing with Ozzy. It was a season of followers, bullies, and uninteresting people.
@queenzoroark
9 ай бұрын
@@houstonb3015The players mentioned were the exception, they were good players who went early (aka they caught up to the returnee's BS and paid for it)
@SlayerPDX
3 ай бұрын
Francesca is absolutely useless... stop
@SlayerPDX
3 ай бұрын
@queenzoroark no they were not exceptions. They were all terrible
"I'm glad you're back coach"...I love modern day era "Dad Jeff" but I miss sassy Jeff so much 🤣
I agree! Coach was pure cringe, his abuse of religion and faith was gross to watch.
@JDoradoTube
6 ай бұрын
I found it hilarious, it was like watching a dark comedy by the Coen Bros or early Wes Anderson. "GET ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY!" LOL!!
@MikeLickorish
3 ай бұрын
@@JDoradoTubeExactly 😂
Even a purpled guy like Rick gets a dig in
@entertainer_ev2747
9 ай бұрын
South Pathetic would really be the one season to purple edit a cowboy
A true villain is someone who believes their the hero
Isnt it creepy how disturbing upolu’s cult antics are? Dark sided season
This season was so cringe and strange When the Upolu family voted out Stacey and all stood up at the same time, it was actually scary It was like a cult
@crosscourttennis1796
Жыл бұрын
ayyy the Tsitsipas pfp
Lol Brendan "who's Benjamin"
Christine calling Coach "King Farouk" is one of the funniest moments in this season and you can't tell me otherwise.
I do love a character we can all collectively despise 😂
@caidenmagill1006
Жыл бұрын
I don't despise him lol
@iMajoraGaming
Жыл бұрын
@@caidenmagill1006silence coach, we see through your trickery
@Lechgang
Жыл бұрын
I thought literally everyone loved Coach.
Can a slicker slick a slicker?
@Peaches__Creme
Жыл бұрын
How many slicks can a slick, slick slick until your slickly slicked enough slick?
@b.b.4010
Жыл бұрын
It’s “can a slick out-slick a slicker?”
Stacey is so underrated
"Temporary players." Lol, both made the final four. XD
@a.jdeets5527
Жыл бұрын
Yeah it was set up for them to do well.
@b.b.4010
Жыл бұрын
I have a feeling you don’t know what the word temporary means 😂
“W-who’s Benjamin?” (Breathes in) Brandon!
Courtney from “Survivor: Panama” was notoriously labeled a “poser” by her fellow tribe mates. I believe she deserves an apology because I’ve never seen a bigger “poser” on “Survivor” than Benjamin “Coach” Wade. In addition to this video, there was one of the reunion shows where they wanted him to take a lie detector test about the grand stories he told during his seasons. Suddenly he’s got his own lie detector results “proving” his stories are true. There was also voting out Courtney when he very well knew the vote was going Russell or Boston Rob. I’m not a fan of Boston Rob, but he was right when he called him “a little man”. So glad Sophie won that season and got to show off her gameplay on WaW.
@secrets.295
Жыл бұрын
Actually. People hated Coach during the game, but everybody loves him after the game is over
@066kshitizvsingh4
Жыл бұрын
"Coach" is a characters. Hes hamming up a role. makes a big difference
@jaimelannister1797
Жыл бұрын
Coach is literally playing up a character for tv lol
@AGJ117
Жыл бұрын
@@jaimelannister1797 Yes, I can totally see how telling everyone he was a Christian man and then manipulating everyone with faith and then being gutted when he lost is playing up a character.
@jaimelannister1797
Жыл бұрын
@@AGJ117 Coach 3.0 is actual Benjamin Wade yeah. And the honor loyalty integrity stuff is the real him I’ll agree with that. But the dragon slayer stuff and warriors alliance and all that is him playing it up on tv
Unpopular opinion, but this was some masterful gameplay from Coach. He got his entire tribe to buy into this idea of family and made sure everyone feel like they were his #1. He was able to convince Cochran to flip at the merge essentially sealing the destruction of the Savaii tribe. He then controlled the game up until the final tribal council. Obviously, Sophie did a lot too, but I feel Coach's game is underrated.
5:29 my favorite Coach moment
Love Cochran's comments about Coach and Zeus
I really want to see what this season would have been without Coach and Ozzy. Upolu actually had like-able and interesting characters that go home early when normally Edna and Rick would have the first two boots instead of Stacy and Christine. Mikayla probably also lasts a while longer too
Love Stacey. Her Coach diatribe is classic. Coach….a complete phoney. If he won it wouldn’t been shameful.
Anytime someone mentions coach being dragged I’m DOWN
Stacey was so real for this
Stacy and Christine should have been back for Caramoan and it was such a missed oppurtunity cause they were actual favorites compared to the ones they brought back
Coach's cheeky grin he gets at 11:30 always makes me die laughing
15:24 the look on Brandon's face here to me is one of the funniest moments in the entire series of Survivor.
Coach is amazing here -- one of the greatest to ever do it on SURVIVOR!
Coach: "I promise as a Christian man to take you to the end." *Votes Ozzy out.* Ozzy: *Votes for Sophie over Coach.* Coach: "Ozzy is an egomaniac."
What's his name❓ What was his birth 👶 name❓It wasn't Coach ⚽️, it was Benjamin👨. And you know they're children 👦👧; 2️⃣6️⃣, 2️⃣2️⃣, they're over there listening 👂 to all of Benjamin's👨... 🎃Halloween Jokes🎃, uh, 🐭Chuckie The Cheese Jokes🐭, they- 👅 eu-h, they want it 🙏. He goin off of loyalty ⭐️ got them fee- "😰Oh, Benjamin👨, you so loyalty😓" ... Come on now 😑... Everyday📆 he got a story 📚. I wasn't ❌ buying 💰 it. [scoff] 😤 [giggle] ☺️... Eh😒... No. 🙅 So... They tr- like yesterday ↩️ the tribal 🔥 was all kahoots 👌 Benjamin👨,"Let's give a hug 👪." ✋️PFF.✋️ Keep that hug. Boop!🔫 For me. Cuz it wasn't real❌
@Peaches__Creme
Жыл бұрын
I refuse to read this lucky charms essay
@les_5184
11 ай бұрын
You literally just copy and pasted someone else’s comment, emoji’s and all. Smh. 😂
@bazwarren6354
11 ай бұрын
@@les_5184 this is a known copypasta in the survivor community lol. whoever else commented it likely also knows that
@bazwarren6354
11 ай бұрын
@@Peaches__Creme you don't have to babes
When eating yellow snow and drinking the Kool-Aid mean the same thing. 🙄😆
Sophie airing him out is so pleasing to me
This has to be one of the most uncomfortable seasons ever made. Brandon blaming Mikayla for his male gaze and that cult are things that should never happen without repercussions. It's highly disturbing watching people use their faith to manipulate and attack people. Edit: I don't care if it's been done before or that it's fair game. Commenting that it's been done before or it's fair isn't gonna change my mind, you're only commenting that because you WANT attention and you WANT to argue. I'm not your Mom, I'm not gonna fulfill your need of attention. Scroll past if you don't agree, I don't care. Edit 2: I *SPECIFICALLY* said commenting that it's been done before so that makes it fair isn't a good argument. If I punched you to get a juice box, it's ok to do it again because I got the juice box at the end of the day, that's your argument. I'm so BORED of "your gatekeeping by not accepting other arguments." Well if your argument is the *VERY SPECIFIC* one above, then it's a stupid argument. Objectively, it is stupid. Base level. Step -1 of critical thinking. Say something else.
@aholman102
Жыл бұрын
I don't mind that Brandon has his faith, but he should've taken the credit for the sin and desire on his part instead of blaming Mikayla for the sins that he is struggling with.
@zensen1504
Жыл бұрын
Why would there be repercussions for using religion to manipulate. It’s fair game
@kahmorastimemanagement6096
Жыл бұрын
@@zensen1504 Using religion exactly makes it an unfair game. Would you like to watch a Top 3 who got there because they're Christians or because they played Survivor? Not just that, religion should only be personal in Survivor anyway because what if a Muslim or Buddhist player is religiously discriminated against because a cult of Christians decided to do so? What message is that sending out to the world? There's enough drama and BS in the world and in Survivor that I don't want to deal with any religious drama because someone decided to play Jim Jones.
@zensen1504
Жыл бұрын
@@kahmorastimemanagement6096 well the show isn’t about what you like. Unfortunately for you pretty much anything except violence is allowed on the show. And people are treated differently for their religion, race, sexuality, gender on the show all the time. Do you even watch it?
@kahmorastimemanagement6096
Жыл бұрын
@@zensen1504 Ok and? I can have an opinion so it is what it is, and it seems like it's a shared opinion with many people so if you don't like my opinion on it, you can swipe and move on. Do you even know how Gabler recently just won? He minded his business, you should take notes.
Bring Christine back for Second Chance 2!
Coach is the greatest casting decision ever
@thatsonyou6093
Жыл бұрын
EVER
@caidenmagill1006
Жыл бұрын
EVER EVER
@thecamishere4344
Жыл бұрын
him and Phillip
stacey ate him up every time
staceys rant is next level
Pls do Tyson Apostol tearing people to shreds 😭💀
@aldckenz
Жыл бұрын
We need this 😂
I know this season is mostly hated but the coach cult storyline makes the season actually quite interesting to me, feels like maybe the last season that really focused on Survivor the social experiment
Merry Coach-mas Everyone!
I love when Jeff does the dragon slayer move
I love Coach.
Can a slick out slick a slicker?
Damnit Benjamin
Hope the players rematch this season to see coach playing you all.
Brandon with his “I think this is what G-d wants to me to do” was so slimy. Maybe Philip had a point 😬
And I ALSO love that Jeff knows he can get away with raking him over the coals, LOL. Casting has tried to replicate him HOW many times now? It's not going to happen. Ask him back and drown him in money is my advice on that one.
11:19 I don't know why I found that so adorable.
coach is so iconic
i never realized how robbed christina and stacey were until this video
Don’t forget this man recieved a vote (and $100,000) from an eventual winner to win this season
@choux7746
Жыл бұрын
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For all total drama fans… Courtney was heather’s attitude and sass. Coach was heather’s strategical skill
@Chickenleg-hl4le
3 ай бұрын
With the cult of idiots that he trampled over, you are right. He is Heather
I told you that this video would exist)
i wouldnt be surprised if it was found out hes actually leading a cult
0:55 😂😂
chucky the cheese jokes😂
What's his birth name? It was Benjamin. Wasn't Coach!
His parents call him coach????
Christine was right about Coach and Izzy at the end of the day. Both temporary players.
Was there anyway for Edna to win?
Had an uncomfortable feeling about this guy from day one.
Coach was a hypocrite all season which begs the question HOW DID NONE OF THEM SEE IT COMING!? Especially Rick
Honestly Coach played a great game in SP, he improved his game in every way. Unfortunately for him he regressed to his old self in final tribal and blew it. If he just owned his game he could have won!
Probably the funniest moment you didn't show is Coach, Ozzy, and Albert fake laughing at Jack and Jill. Yes, Coach and Albert confirmed in post season interviews that they were paid to laugh. Edit: Never mind you did show it, but still a fun fact to know.
I love how much of a bitter loser he was after he lost & mad at the jury & Ozzy for turning them against him, yet when he was in the jury for allstars he was a bad loser and did his part in turning jury against Russel. So I did not feel bad when he lost.
I love Coach: my favourite player ever. He was lightning in a bottle for the franchise. Also, Cochran, no, Zeus didn't eat his kids: that was Kronos. Kronos was Zeus's father, the Titan of the harvest, which is why he's portrayed with a sickle, which he ALSO used to castrate his own father, Ouranos. Kronos wasn't the nicest guy: he turned his back on everyone, and even Gaia, his mother, prophesied that he would be overthrown.
@lyxla2579
Жыл бұрын
Cochran clearly didn't read enough Percy Jackson
@TheEarlThePearl1
Жыл бұрын
Zeus was a rapist and a murder tho…
@ayano7629
7 ай бұрын
Zeus was also an ass tho, constantly sleeping around and making bastard children literally everywhere and barely keeping track of them
I wonder if people like his dentist or like his aunts and uncles call him Coach? Seems a bit odd to me
This game has a particular way of showing the world who you really are. If you are a horrible, manipulative person, You will come across this way. There is nowhere to hide in Survivor. Using God to manipulate people is HORRIBLE. Shame on you Benjamin,
I guess Cochran isn't as smart as we thought he was because Zeus didn't eat his children that was Zeus's father Kronos I mean Zeus was a terrible father who cheated on his wife with Mortals all the time but he didn't eat his children he wanted his God children to be on Mount Olympus with him and his demigod children pretty much had to fend for themselves and stay away from Electronics like cell phones because if they didn't all of the monsters were coming for them just like in Percy Jackson
Zeus did not eat his children. Zeus' father Cronos ate his own children. Zeus was the one who killed Cronos, stopping the cycle and saving his siblings.
Binjamen
He was actually great on this season. They were overhating him imo.
Cochran is wrong tho- Kronos was the one who ate his children. Zeus actually made Kronos vomit his brothers and sisters back up.
Bengy
Once again proving that Sofierce saved this season, slayed both awful returnees in this trash season.
I can't even understand what the hell Stacey is saying but I'm guessing it's something along the lines of Benjamin sucks?
He is hot though.
This was definitely one of the worst and boring seasons. Even ozzy was annoying. Coach prob did deserve to win but
Everyone all wrong about him one of favorite players of all time on the show so all the players can shut there mouths about him
Don’t disrespect Po like that. Dragon warrior is not the same as dragon slayer.
Hii
@justwaiting5744
Жыл бұрын
Hello
Coach was one of the most heroic and entertaining players in the history of the game.
🌹🌹
Let’s get a few things straight: - Christina and Stacey played a bad game. Christina put a target on her back because she wanted to get a one liner in. Stacey is an incoherent idiot. They were not robbed - The Ozzy tribe was just as culty as the Coach tribe. They were so reliant on him and deferred every decision to Ozzy. - Jim, Keith and Ozzy were bully assholes. This season probably had one of the worst casts of all time.
Christine getting salty about getting ostracized for the temporary players line is funny to me. You made a public comment disregarding another player and you got ostracized and voted out for it. You did this to yourself so you have no right to whine about coach's hurt feelings.
Say what you will he deserved to win.
The worst part is that i feel like the survivor casting or whatever purposely put ozzy and coach, thinking that both tribes are gonna want ozzy