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@gaming_yt7931

Жыл бұрын

hey

@Joshforshort

Жыл бұрын

i like memes

@pbjellysand

Жыл бұрын

yes.

@rios5944

Жыл бұрын

Can’t wait to see rat memes

@jumentoqueanima

Жыл бұрын

Ok bro.

I love how this dude just sounds so dead inside, absolutely monotone, almost like a robot But that just makes it 133.9% funnier

@uncolored2060

11 ай бұрын

That's an abstract number For me it makes it 213.7% funnier

@ARYANMATION

11 ай бұрын

For me it makes it 2763% funnier

@huejanus-dk9nd

10 ай бұрын

For me it gives me a temporary +76.77% humour boost

@craventopseyii2342

10 ай бұрын

that what happens when u stay up til 3 am watching memes

@creeperjo7

9 ай бұрын

He used to have emotion when he spoke Every video he somehow gets more monotone It’s It’s weird

I’m a simple man. I see memes. I click.

@The_Red_Spy_TF2

Жыл бұрын

same

@hollow_guy_

Жыл бұрын

Relatable.

@Himotyhy6

Жыл бұрын

@Quackers lil mabu

@sullzvoo

Жыл бұрын

can relate

@Insane0172

Жыл бұрын

I'm a complicated man, I see memes, I move to Bosnia, Raise a family, Own a farm, Burn down the farm, Get arrested for arson, go to prison for 18 years, get out of prison, return to the US, watch the memes!

3:05 “We’re in France. We decapitate kings.” 😂 I CAAAAAN’T

@guilhemraboud7808

11 ай бұрын

FEAR US -The french ppls

@Liechtenstein_real

11 ай бұрын

The French government: Exists The French:😡

@friskflowerfell9689

11 ай бұрын

@@guilhemraboud7808FEAR US

@friskflowerfell9689

11 ай бұрын

@@Liechtenstein_realTrue

@ChromeYT9234

2 ай бұрын

@@Liechtenstein_real Poor people: exists The french government: 😡

It’s actually impressive how you’ve managed to find every single meme that was on my Instagram feed in 2019 and compile them into one video

@FearlesSLaughteR1

Жыл бұрын

Right?! Like how can you dislike the nostalgia when its this good. Oh and the person reading it isn't yelling at you like KZread doesn't already have my attention.

@RaySmith-zg7od

11 ай бұрын

Bro no offence but I think you should touch grass

@hermi1-kenobi455

11 ай бұрын

@@RaySmith-zg7od tf you on

@commentsboardreferee7434

11 ай бұрын

once you get past the snark and thin veneer of cleverness most of these are mid

@DF9000k

11 ай бұрын

7:37 I’m 12 and have a psp and ds so ik a lot about these (dang I should get twitter and reply saying this)

"I hate lazy people.." "Why? We dont even do anything!" "Exactly." *convo over.* *-comeback to the clever comeback*

@EWOODJ

11 ай бұрын

*didn’t

@thatpoorlonelyguywhonobody2143

11 ай бұрын

"So, you want us to do something. What even are we supposed to do. Are we supposed to do your mo-"

@Schproemftell

11 ай бұрын

I dont know isnt ,,exactly" a rather *lazy* Comeback?

@quixlmao

11 ай бұрын

@@Schproemftell bro wants them to put effort into a comeback in a non existing argument

@sbcs2809

11 ай бұрын

Average parent comeback

Quite clever how he speeds through all the memes so we have to rewind to comprehend the memes and by extension increase our watch time lol.

@VaazkLShorts

Жыл бұрын

thanks for calling me a genius, but what would be the alternative? i go slower, if i leave a second after a meme people say its too slow. i don't want to make a comment after every meme because bruh. there is like no good alternative.

@Jupiter-T

Жыл бұрын

@@VaazkLShorts But sometimes you don't finish reading them and I do have to pause, quite frequently. Maybe just finish reading the ones you decided to include? I like this channel but I often put on people reading posts when I can't look closely, like when I'm cooking or something, and I can't do that if parts are left out.

@TygerHillis

Жыл бұрын

@@VaazkLShorts my dog just ate a dead bird and threw up on my carpet

@user-xd1cm9vu9s

Жыл бұрын

@@VaazkLShorts honestly i like it as it is and don’t think you should change it

@user-xd1cm9vu9s

Жыл бұрын

@@TygerHillis bruh

3:22 the best joke of all time

@SamS-ri5ll

Жыл бұрын

I agree ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Karen :THE CUSTOMER IS KING ! Worker: we're in France we decapitate Kings Savage Comeback

@maximilian2843

10 ай бұрын

Or refer them to the general terms of service which don't include a term "king".

@rayanna7188

9 ай бұрын

Fr man

@personname-fw9jq

9 ай бұрын

russia:

@catbatrat1760

Ай бұрын

I wonder how she responded to that. My money's on deal silence, lmao.

For those of you wondering: There is a Real woman named Crystal Methany. And a woman named Beautiful Existence.

My mother managed to prepare a 2 week lasting meal preparation for me within a day. I have no idea how she did it. There were even still some left overs. Best part is, she cooks really, really well. It’s to the point where I actually dislike restaurant food now, and have to force myself to learn how to cook.

@keishabhadoria7126

11 ай бұрын

same, except my mom's meal lasted one week.

@sholamakinde430

8 ай бұрын

how are yall making food last for even 3 days

@notsobigcheese

3 ай бұрын

my mom once changed how food got cooked at one restaurant when she started working there

2:34 Nah, bro has 200 iq for that one.

@Theguywithspectacles

10 ай бұрын

👍

This is the kind of comeback I remember when the fight is over😅

3:15 hats off to you French movie theater manager

Honestly the very first meme about the garage is real AF. Garages are underrated man, and the only excuse to not buy a house with a garage, is because you're buying a house with a barn to replace said garage. Hell why don't you just go for the whole package, fuck the house, purchase a garage with a barn, figure the rest out in the garage or the barn, the choice is yours and you got options now.

The time traveler one is wild 💀

Fun fact! The mile was not an intentional measurement. At least, not relative to inches, feet, and yards. It's a matter of conversion. The mile comes from Roman times, and was used for huge distances. Inches, feet, and yards are all converted on easy to remember multiples of 3. 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard. They're meant to go together. I think the three are also from Roman times, but were used by a completely different set of professions.

@sssrankotaku7643

11 ай бұрын

We dropped using roman numbers in everyday use why not drop this too then?

@phoebusapollo8365

11 ай бұрын

@@sssrankotaku7643 because the entire country is based on it, from state-wide infrastructure to the rulers in the hands of elementary school students. Converting the system of measurement for a country as big and advanced as the US isn’t gonna be easy, it quite literally permeates every single aspect of the country, down to how American citizens instinctively think about the world around them.

@inallthingsman

10 ай бұрын

Extra fun fact: if you asked anyone such as king Henry VIII of Britain or anyone before they will simply respond with "Depends where you are." This was because each area of Britain had a different value for a mile. Now this was up until queen Elizabeth I decided to make it one precise measurement rather than a variety. Hence the modern mile. And yes, the word mile was developed from the Roman 'mile passus' which was around 5000 roman paces. And yes, paces can vary in size from person to person. Damn this is a real dump of random knowledge that noone will ever need. Well done for actually reading it this far!

@thesnep4757

9 ай бұрын

@@inallthingsmanI didn't know that! That's actually pretty interesting.

@3mindrebel

8 ай бұрын

@@inallthingsman I read it 💖

sometimes, the most clever comebacks are the ones which are obvious and normal

your channel brings me joy

13:30 I see this meme everywhere and no one corrects it! Its not 'Your moms so ugly your dad had to get a husband', its 'Your moms so ugly your dad Thinks he has a husband'

18:43 facts, feeding pets is not cheap, go to a vet, ask for the correct food for your animal friend, avoid them illness and malnutrition.

i listen to this while i work on my projects, funny as always!

@magneticpupful

Жыл бұрын

Me too actually

20:27 that man got jumped by god and satan

Wonder how many retakes this guy had to do since some of these are funny as hell, no way he read some of these with a straight face on the first try

@literallylegendary6594

Ай бұрын

nice pfp, i like btd6

7:00 You can make a skittles drink by combining all flavours of Pepsi on those machines you get at restaurants in the UK. I usually get cherry, vanilla and lime!

vaazkl's voice is more satisfying than these combacks

15:41 Aleks comeback was an answer to GOP Teens asking if Jesus was on Earth today, what kind of gun would he be carrying. 19:35 The comeback was how Coors is basically weak af.

@aguyontheinternet8436

10 ай бұрын

is basically water lol

0:50 Only 50 seconds into the vid and I'm alr dying 💀

7:32 I have offered like ten people my hoodies to borrow and not one person has accepted. If people really turn me down for this reason when I'm just trying to be helpful, then that's fucked up.

more of these there hilarious

I gotta share this with my kids lol

19:35 Sam Adams Beer is saying Coors Light Beer is just water which is a nice roast 😂😂😂

12:14 damn by his own mother to 😂😂😂

05:35 Leon Lush giving Jake Paul straight facts lmfao.. luv'it.

14:12 is why we love this channel

"underwater armored scissorhand spider" best way I ever heard someone describing a crab ngl

I love it when you get flabbergasted, its adorable

Anyone else just feel like there's a sniper aiming at you that you can't see? I always be randomly moving like I'm trying to dodge a sniper while staying inconspicuous

@laurelelasselin

10 ай бұрын

Same though

17:15 Is it bad that I thought they meant "sick" as in "I love it", and expected the Community Manager at Campbell's to be genuinely concerned? Best reversal of the month :')

Thank you for these quality memes

Man traumatized his home intruder way more than his paralysis demon does

4:20 this is fucking brilliant I'm dead🤣

@altaccxd6810

Жыл бұрын

Pretty sus timestamp not gonna lie.

@jsoaq

Жыл бұрын

kid named brilliant: 😮

@Imsorryyyyyyyy

11 ай бұрын

@@jsoaq kid named this: 🤩

@genericdude8444

10 ай бұрын

kid named “ “:

I got a garage so I got no excuse

@dgrant9132

Жыл бұрын

VaazkL thanks for liking my comment

12:04 Still shocking to see Kurtis in a random video

4:15 Yes, we do actually exist. Sadly for you, we are gay.

i hate it when people give theirself excuses to not read books, or like, insult people who like books or say that books make you smart, the same people who say that have their attention span less than 0

this is my favorite vaazkl vid

3:05 got me and my dad laughing so hard

Man i didn't know Jim Carrey could roast like that.

0:15 I only had educational devices until I was 7, when I got my first laptop. I loved playing outside as a child, and still to this day!

2:54 also the fact that there are people who are attracted to women and not men, or men and not women, so if you got a sex change their body will physically not let them be attracted to you

the your feet one killed me

1:18 lol I didn't realize the comeback the first time I saw this 😂😂

First video I've seen that isn't a short

"Not when it's your parents" THATS CRAZY

casualy wathing this and suddenly there is this one sentence that throws me to the floor

1.5 mil subscribers isn’t enough for this quality

Lets Just Appreciate That this Guy Literally Has Been Posting Everyday For Like 2 Months

14:19 now that's a: Double Emotional Damage Grilled and Roasted

Damn I see good come backs for both sides

These ones are savage

“Underwater armored tank spider with scissors for hands” made my day in several different ways

7:17 this one was funny because of it being true

20:40 damn gotta hand it to satan that was an amazing support with the roast god set up

4:18 You know what, I'm gonna mark this so I can use it. I struggle with the same thing that OP said, so this sounds like pretty solid advice actually.

"F reading all of that" LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

The librarian would kick ass with a 8mm pea shooter

11:04 The peak of this man's dead sounding voice making the meme funnier

17:35 that isn’t a comeback that’s somebody just begging to be thrown into CERN’s particle accelerator

That French manager simply didn't care

It's the mono-tone voice for me. Love it !!😂

I like this channel, but this dude must live under a rock!

This man put in the effort to voice it himself, but put in the enthusiasm of a text-to-speech bot.

0:43 relatable.

🤣I died as soon as I saw the shed in the Disney picture. Poor little Walt…

7:49 imagine being able to see the comeback

2:06 Aashi 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“I feel attacked” “You shouldn’t”

Clever comebacks is comedy gold! 🤣🤣🤣

6:48 wait you all thought he meant the instrument? I wasn’t even terrified

21:01 this is like comparing eating healthy to bypass surgery. one prevents the bad thing from happening whilst the other is try to stop the bad thing from getting even worse.

@Opacidablox_

9 ай бұрын

thx for reminding me that i have scoliosis and have to do exercise to bypass surgery

@danielanthony1054

9 ай бұрын

@@Opacidablox_ i meant like actual bypass surgery, not to by-pass the surgery.

The 110% is smooth af... hired then and there lol

2:37 best comeback

10:31 is just infuriating because the mile was originally 5000 feet but it was the BRITISH who changed it to 5280 for no reason

@Imsorryyyyyyyy

11 ай бұрын

Well we invented feet etc so I think we have the right to change it?

Well guess it’s time to go to my garage

I love the fact that he blurred out the word and just said it anyways

The imperial system is based on the body so you can measure using yourself and be close to the actual standard measurement and still be to scale. The imperial system is for quick and dirty measurements not for exact calculations. Its for when you do not have the tools to measure but still need to get the job done. For example a Foot is the length of a foot, a cubit is the length of the middle finger to the elbow, an inch is the thumb from the tip to the first joint, a digit is the width of a finger, a palm is the length of 4 fingers (width of a hand), a span is the thumb to pinky of an open hand, a yard is the tip of the middle finger to your sternum, a fathom is from middle finger of one hand to the other, a mile is the distance it takes to walk 1000 paces ( a full stride or 2 steps aka a march step or double step)

bros got the perfect voice for this

06:04 proof that IQ has dropped over the years.

Some of these were pretty funny ngl haha

Even if you are very rich in Minecraft, it all started with a tree.

@orealfrajola

Жыл бұрын

you can get wood tools from chest, get rich and then get a tree

@jumentoqueanima

Жыл бұрын

@@orealfrajola Chest made of wood!

@eclipse2257

11 ай бұрын

Use a shulker box Go to a world with 12 eyes already in, dig some dirt, go into the end, build to the islands, get the OP stuff, come back to the island, beat the enderdragon, leave the end, and never need wood to make tools because you can get them from the end

That France one is pretty good

4:19 never knew Ace Ventura had was this dope

When he releases a video I laugh -Me 2023

@eclipse2257

11 ай бұрын

✨ w o w ✨

10:36 Feet and miles have a weird conversion unit because they're NOT PART OF THE SAME SYSTEM. We hardly ever convert between feet and miles. Distance is pretty much always measured in miles, while length is pretty much always measured in feet, occasionally yards.

That last one is such a self own. Imagine citing the most heinous police incompetence event since Waco as an example to illustrate why they should be the only people with guns.

"Customer is King" ***Robespierre intensifies***

4:31 well hey, maybe that means people from overpopulated countries can move in! why don’t you think of that, huh?

2:29 never have i heard truer words

Temples being available for everyone but almost no one goes, nightclubs is restricted but everyone wants to go.