As an Australian, I can confirm that I'm typing this with my back legs while swimming in the Mediterranean sea.

@dionysus9383

Жыл бұрын

Why you calling us out like that, mate

@__anti402__

Жыл бұрын

Yea mate, why you calling us out

@__anti402__

Жыл бұрын

Whaleman stop spilling Australia's secrets

@dionysus9383

Жыл бұрын

@berf next thing you know they tell them we think vegemite is gross and that we just like pranking people

@__anti402__

Жыл бұрын

@@dionysus9383 I know, it's stupid

The best part of his videos are the monotone voice it adds so much to the comedy

@JudeTheDuud

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@Lakesid

Жыл бұрын

Fr

@habratss

Жыл бұрын

24:03

@SuperDZ555

Жыл бұрын

username checks out

@monsterjambrony

Жыл бұрын

Funny! I was just going to say that! His monotone voice is hilarious!

Tumblr is better than Twitter. And by better I mean funnier. Never used Tumblr before.

@__anti402__

Жыл бұрын

Imma get on your boat, OK no questions

@ultrakid8497

Жыл бұрын

I don't use it much but as someone native to Tumblr come on down the chance to find idiots who get offended at everything you do is slim to none and also it's actually funny

@Lakesid

Жыл бұрын

my dumbass literally thought tumblr was like facebook, an old people app for absolutely no reason at all 😭💀

@criidawg

Жыл бұрын

@@Lakesid well, it is old, but the oldest ppl on there are no where near the oldest on facebook the thing itself is like 16 years old i think

@esmemurnane4341

Жыл бұрын

science side of tumblr is rude its lowkey amazing tho so

this guy could rival chills in a contest of sounding uninterested

@averagegamer-mx1of

Жыл бұрын

Watch out

@Lakesid

Жыл бұрын

YESSSSS OMG

@sleepynova4840

Жыл бұрын

what is at 9:05? what is that?

@djdutchgamer40

Жыл бұрын

@Wren I thought it was a reference to "UP" but idk🤷

@S_N_O_W_U_Y

11 ай бұрын

@Wren3301 And quite unsettling I must say

Bro, if my house just got up and left, i dont think i could ever live in another house again.

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

This is why apartments exist.

@lactosis

Жыл бұрын

Why else do you think people live in dark alleys

4:05 unironically, that is actually completely physically viable. Last year in Tech and Design class, the teacher split us up in twos and one group of three, and gave us one sheet of paper, some tape and scissors. That's all we had to support as many textbooks as possible. Each of those textbooks was about 1.5 inch thick. I and my partner split our sheet in two and rolled each part into a small, but quite sturdy tube. We held 6 of those textbooks. The weakest design(not ours), held 3 books. the strongest held 18 books before the structure buckled. And that was all with just one sheet of paper and some tape. Now imagine what you could do with 5 sheets, or even more.

@brody_pierogi

Жыл бұрын

The greek Titan, Atlas, wants to know your location.

@kirillzakharov7336

Жыл бұрын

@@brody_pierogi ye tell him to screw off. ain't none of his business

@momom6197

Жыл бұрын

The easiest way to support the books is to put the paper flat.

@justsomeytuber

11 ай бұрын

@@momom6197 you, I like the way you think

1:14 Tanjiro fighting upper moon 4 be like:

Vaazkl sounds like he has an exam tomorrow but is scrolling memes at 2am

@TheDoerOfRandomStuff

Жыл бұрын

I have an exam tomorrow actually.

@StudiosTD

Жыл бұрын

@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff got one soon too best of luck buddy

@raptorex_i

Жыл бұрын

@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff how did it go

@TheDoerOfRandomStuff

Жыл бұрын

@@raptorex_i pretty good. Graduated a few days ago actually.

@raptorex_i

Жыл бұрын

@@TheDoerOfRandomStuff nice and congrats!

13:29 *You can hear a quiet jingle in the distance, the lyrics go along the lines of "Thoughts arrive like butterflies, he don't know so he chases them away"*

Watching this whilst under the stage while the high school musical is being performed

@matthewzapata66

Жыл бұрын

Ur wat

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

You wot mate

@esmemurnane4341

Жыл бұрын

who got killed

@brody_pierogi

Жыл бұрын

I feel this in the depths of my soul

@abehankens7456

11 ай бұрын

mood

7:37 "A sick cat" 💀

Stand name: Commander of crows Stand abilities: for the cost of one bread per 5 crows, the crows will find and give you anything you want ranging from money to information Affiliation: Chaotic neutral

I did not expect Fossil Fighters music to randomly be in something like this. Honestly caught me off guard. Underrated masterpiece of a game

5:57 bro has been reading these memes in a monotone for nearly six minutes and the *horse* is what breaks him.

0:31 thats at the Japanese tea garden in San Francisco!! I can confirm it takes a lot of determination to cross.

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

*Your attempt to cross the bridge fills you with DETERMINATION*

I ate an entire tube of duck tape

@xcreeperbombx61

Жыл бұрын

rookie numbers

@finncatwillhelm2457

Жыл бұрын

Coward I drank 2 pints of flex seal get on my level.

@wendykim5288

Жыл бұрын

do three next

@TheZincMaster-on1fy

Жыл бұрын

How'd it taste?

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

Wot

As an Australian, I can 100% confirm that we all have four legs

24:00 i can feel his rage

@whycantiwearwhiteafterlabo7661

Жыл бұрын

This is likely the only time I've ever heard him in a tone of voice that wasn't chill

1:27 oh look it's ctchulu, cool, anyways did you know i-

17:24 to be fair it also says jk right after

5:50 my horse would just see how happy I am to see her. No I’m serious a horse is amazing to talk about feeling with. Because they can’t talk back but they can give u a lot of comfort.😊

7:19 it’s the secret underground gay/lgbtqia+ hq

9:06 someone make a backrooms level specifically for these images.

@newmoonwithface

Жыл бұрын

what are they?

@rambbler

Жыл бұрын

​@@newmoonwithface those are images that they use when testing your eyesight at a clinic. I don't remember what exactly they test, though, you could probably look it up with something like "eye doctor barn image test".

I swear someone got arrested for something similar to that last meme, teaching crows to steal.

11:08 this gives me slovene vibes and i love it.

4:33 I love how he says it so calmly too 💀💀

Marvel has officially released the multiverse to the public 0:56

I saw the bubble chair in one of my dreams once. It was like a futuristic school with clear walls. Pretty neat.

6:55 i think this is from a movie, where the dude could make food items, or sweets. and that scene he was just mass producing bread for i think PBnJ, and eventually spews peanut butter or jam everywhere

@Randomcyanserval

8 ай бұрын

the movie is called foodboy btw d

5:06 Buy it from Ethiopia,then sell it in Australia,you got an infinite money glitch right there.

@Foreskin-gamer28

Жыл бұрын

You fucking genius

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

Okay, that's scary!

@dumflame

Жыл бұрын

This man has an IQ of 420

@en8led

Жыл бұрын

AYO I COULD DO THAT TOMORROW

11:27 how on earth did they hit that many arrows into a plane

dude ive literally saw these in the wild while scrolling through tumblr

As an australian, I can confirm it is very useful to climb with our back legs.

1:38 core childhood memory unlocked

@Cupqueenkate

Жыл бұрын

I don’t remember that

@esmemurnane4341

Жыл бұрын

I never did this! its weird when everyone talks about it lol

@matthewboire6843

Жыл бұрын

I saw then as a kid and still do.

@YllidTheLoonyDog

Жыл бұрын

I never ever did this

I like how the retort to the bagged milk comment was about bringing guns into Walmart. As if Walmart is just totally safe and it's unreasonable to want protection. Sounds legit.

Wait I'm not the only one who imagined a guy running as fast as the car, am I weird for imagining them as a ninja.

@S_N_O_W_U_Y

11 ай бұрын

no, it was the same for me.

0:51 It’s at this point the dentist asks “So, how’s your day been?” Like what the hell are you supposed to do at that point?

@claragemheart581

Жыл бұрын

I know, right?

@Uajd-hb1qs

Жыл бұрын

@@claragemheart581 I think they do it for their own entertainment. I know I would.

0:44, for those of you wondering, they children ARE okay. they got out before it flew this high up.

@momom6197

Жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@S_N_O_W_U_Y

11 ай бұрын

no one except the guy above me was worried.

I have never seen this man more pissed than with the copycats joke.

That is the SECOND most dangerous flightless bird in Australia. We actually won the Cassowary War.

1:32 I imagined a cheetah and this dude, but the cheetah was the most often one I'd imagine

13:36 That is what is called an artifact. an artifact is an unintentional aspect of a photograph. this artifact was caused by what is called a rolling shutter. basically a rolling shutter is where some cameras take photos from one side to the other. Rolling shutters are common in phones because they require less circuitry and thus less space. most phones with cameras use a rolling shutter. half of the photo was taken when it was dark, but half way through the shutter, lightning struck lighting up the environment.

The demon portal in the forest. IT WAS BUILT BY A BIRD. THEY'RE TRYING TO SUMMON THE ARCH-DEVIL ANZU!

@grayjackson8987

Жыл бұрын

p.s.- Yes, I looked up the name of this devil just for this post. Anzu is depicted as a massive bird that can breathe both fire and water. There's a mythology lesson for you.

@grayjackson8987

Жыл бұрын

p.s.- Yes, I looked up the name of this devil just for this post. Anzu is depicted as a massive bird that can breathe both fire and water. There's a mythology lesson for you.

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

Is it in Shin Megami Tensei Dx2, though?

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

XD

Once you've read Homestuck you can't unsee all the Homestuck stuff on Tumblr.

@gobstopper2.0

11 ай бұрын

DUDE IM FREAKING OUT THE DOC SCRATCH MEME LMFAOO

Damn bro half of these got me crying 😂🤣

as a filipino, i can confirm that is a great place to hide a body

I believe the trading with crows thing but like, probably they were ravens because ravens understand the concept of trading apparently.

4:02 same but instead of books we used weights and we got like 40kg

1:42 That's also my favourite collective hallucination. Always thought I was just weird or schizophrenic when I was little. Glad to know it wasn't just me lmao

@namelessisayt

11 ай бұрын

same lol

@georgiapeach9146

11 ай бұрын

For me it was a lil girl riding a Pegasus I was a weird kid :)

4:24 Got me dead 💀

tumblr is just the better combined version of reddit and twitter memes

The last one was awesome. If the crows are paying me $20 for a loaf of bread, i need more crows.

6:54 tf2 soldier got to him

16:18 Suction Cup Man

13:07 I had water beads and I didn’t know they were invisible and I was in the bath for two hours trying to get them all out before my dad found out 😂

why are your videos some of the only videos that make me laugh

18:48 elves has sick shoes now

5:45 tabs units be like

i remember when i got a really long ad as well. it was the whole of Frozen 2.

I love how you suddenly just get more depressed with our warning 8:06

16:13 IM SUCTION CUP MAN

@WeFightForKarl

Жыл бұрын

HAHAHA 😂

@Wubbox_Man96

Жыл бұрын

“IM LIKE A SUPERHERO BUT POINTLESS” -suction cup man -kzread.info/dash/bejne/eIqDw5Wak7i5qKw.html

@David-dp7ls

8 ай бұрын

IM CLIMBING YOUR HOUSE LOOK AT ME GO!,!!

You, Penquinz0, sunnyV2, are all KZreadrs too good for us and we do not deserve all three of you. Thanks for being awesome VaazkL. The only only British person i could like.

@meixing0789

Жыл бұрын

Wait he's British

@matthewzapata66

Жыл бұрын

@@meixing0789 sadly

@DarkSoSpooky

8 ай бұрын

@@meixing0789 nah really? i thought he was from the moon? yes of course hes british

As an Australian, I can confirm I have 10 arms and 10 hands opposed to 2 legs and 2 arms. Life is pretty much normal.

3:11 there was one in my nursery once and they were doing repairs on it and i fell down the hole

Tumblr called helacoprion useless and said it isn’t specialalized for anything. My palaeontology senses are tingling

That on the thumbnail is pathetic. I actually got a 8 HOURS Long ad about climate protection and i'm not even joking. But i was able to skip it

@Eila215

Ай бұрын

Not on youtube but me and my sisters once got an ad about cooking utensils and every time it seemed like it ended and we thought it was over it continued and it was just the same thing but slightly different

@die__gurke5966

Ай бұрын

@@Eila215 lmao

I see you trying to sneak some Fossil Fighters music in, you just unlocked a memory lol

One time a few years ago I got a five hour ad. Yes five entire hours. It was like an entire season of a tv show or something uploaded as an ad

6:38 Why is this image so epic though?

Crow man has so much power Baguette wand that can use the spell "summon 800 crows to fuc up your enemies" One time use tho

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

fuck* xD

i already got a unskippable 1 hour ad but it only happened once in my life.

I once got a 3hr ad I fell asleep and woke up and it was still playing

4:49 favorite part. Pepo boy 🤣

VOICE CRACK AT 12:33 mans still going through it huh

22:32 *some pots were also smashed during altercation.*

the second one had me rollin

0:09 john golf.

@matthewboire6843

Жыл бұрын

“I’ll show you a good shot”

24:05 Im am about send vaazkl death threats No, *death promises*

@dilutedchaos

Жыл бұрын

i woke up in the middle of the night and clicked on your timestamp and forgot to turn my sound down thanks lol

@mihaleben6051

Жыл бұрын

@@dilutedchaos thank you, too

I ADORE the last meme.

Idk why but the Donkey Kong music makes the video so much better.

5:20 please tell me that was Florida

0:21 ayoooo-

great thanks texas even though i live in the uk with a very miniscule chance of tornados IM NOW AFRAID OF THE DARK WHEN ITS WINDY

5:55 One of the rare moments he breaks character. And I don't mind, that comment was brilliant.😂

as an australian i can confirm we look like this 0:37

@mr.banana7593

Жыл бұрын

Nice, tho I thought it might be someone from Ohio

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

​@@mr.banana7593 No.

7:12 These guys Speaks West Virginian, At Least That's Where I Live, Thanks Random College for Saving My Childhood Icon!-AvaMeme129

20:54 I think that exact bear photo was in the second AVM build contest video

10:12 ah yes,even in brazil...

Is anyone gonna mention the velociraptor with googly eyes?

@Foreskin-gamer28

Жыл бұрын

Yo there’s a velociraptor with googly eyes!!! There

@alekzynot1678

Жыл бұрын

@@Foreskin-gamer28 thanks.

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

I fuckin loved that one. So kooky~

21:22 Static Electricity and magnified heat and carbon dioxide would go crazy though!!

@Unsed_Sonic

Жыл бұрын

Four types of people

@zombathinlostleghackercat5233

Жыл бұрын

​@@Unsed_Sonic I'm also worries about someone approaching me and just shooting me through the bubble without a way for me to escape (I live in America).

@Unsed_Sonic

Жыл бұрын

@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 ok that’s actually a fair response

@Unsed_Sonic

Жыл бұрын

@@zombathinlostleghackercat5233 but now five types of people (fourth and fifth being fair about this)

@zombathinlostleghackercat5233

Жыл бұрын

​@@Unsed_Sonic I also don't want to fall asleep then wake up at 1AM to see myself surrounded by a bunch of curious deer staring into my soul.

I got the entire Lego movie as an ad and you bet your ass I watched the whole damn thing

The first one is the definition of anxiety

in 7:42 is he actually cuz my brain hurts

@muhammadballs

11 ай бұрын

Turn it upside down

what is 9:06 ? it is both unknown, and yet strangely familiar

@Flame_Overseer

Жыл бұрын

It’s the pictures the eye doctor shows you to focus

@ApolloVice09

Жыл бұрын

@@Flame_Overseer i was thinking sponge-bob when i saw them

@mr.flyingpig2461

11 ай бұрын

​@@Flame_Overseerwhat made u go to the eye doctor personally I have lazy eye

@STARS_ALIGNATION.

2 ай бұрын

@@mr.flyingpig2461 sad, i have astigmatism

either that is the same incident or similar, but bounce castle took of into the air with three kids inside, the kids jumped, the kids died

thank you science side of tumblr

20:26 me who realized that at 11(now 15) because i got betrayed by my family:

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

OOOHHH!!! Nooooo!!!!!! You poor baby! I'm so sorry that happened to you!! I swear, some people just shouldn't be allowed to keep their kids if they won't love and respect them!!! Well, I hope your life gets brighter anyway, honey! You go be the best you can be, show them what they're missin out on by bein a buncha jackasses! Have fun today, too, don't forget! Stay safe!

@palmossi

Жыл бұрын

I realized at 9

I've already seen all of these. I feel like if it makes it onto one of your videos the meme is officially dead.

@SupahCray

Жыл бұрын

NO!

The thumbnail is true that happened to me once but it was an unskipable ad

23:15 *GOLLY FRICKING GOSH* LMAO I gotta use that someday.