"Thanks, pickle fucker!" "How'd you know we call him pickle fucker?" "You do?" Fucking priceless.

@TenDividedBySix

7 жыл бұрын

PsychoticDave I know, that line was hilarious. They totally should have kept that in!

@kerhuel22480

6 жыл бұрын

PsychoticDa

@akviperkitty6

2 жыл бұрын

Dangit! They should've kept that in.

@sstaners1234

Жыл бұрын

Beat me to it. 🤣😂🤣

@daveinhell7476

Жыл бұрын

@@sstaners1234 Yeah, six years ago. Lmfao.

How Jeff Anderson can deliver those lines with a straight face is amazing.

Randall always finds a way to display his intelligence in the most hilarious way possible, lmao

hehe Whenever i will see Jason Lee with mustache then i will forever see Earl.

@Tmillea

4 жыл бұрын

Light beard hes Brody

@mrmoviemanic1

4 жыл бұрын

Full beard he’s Banky

@comicbookprodigy995

4 жыл бұрын

He was in the middle of filming Earl when he got the call for Clerks II. Drove a few hours to this set and memorized 18 pages of dialogue on the spot.

@fresherzzz9240

3 жыл бұрын

I was told it was Ben Affleck when I watched this. Lol

@mr.horsepower8125

3 жыл бұрын

@@fresherzzz9240 Ben Affleck and Jason Lee are both in this

I never thought I’d hit 30 and relate to Randal Graves so much...

@DendyJungle

4 жыл бұрын

I'm 24 and relate

@greengrassofhome

4 жыл бұрын

I was 21 when this movie came out and, even back then, I knew that I would still relate to it in my 30s. As an outsider, a reject and a weirdo with a dark sense of humour, I always knew that this is what my personality is like and that it will never change. Granted, I am not working in fast food and I have a decent education but the silliness, humour and refusal to fully grow up are all there. I am basically a mish-mash of all the characters in this wonderful movie. I guess I keep coming back to it because I relate to it so much.

@garyhall7867

3 жыл бұрын

Randal is my patronus

@leatherface9022

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in my 30s and I can never relate to Randall Graves.

@leatherface9022

3 жыл бұрын

@@greengrassofhome my buddy at the gym always told me to never grow up.

That car scene was fucking epic!

@calibmatlock

4 жыл бұрын

Still feels weird that I can quote that scene verbatim even though its a deleted scene. It's so fucking good.

"Yo, some pickle fucker gave us free eats!" HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

"what did we learn from jurassic park? nature finds a way" lol... I really liked randall's read of this

Man lmao that back & forth in the last half was epic shit talking 😂 Exactly what friends are for!

Randall's rant is not about Lance, is about Dante leaving him. I left a friend of mine in my hometown (in order to pursue a career) and he was just as sad and angry. I still feel kind of guilty about it

@gagglehagger

3 жыл бұрын

That one hit me on a different level too. He did a great job acting it out. It felt very real. Probably added some emotion from a real experience he's had in life too

@Wetknees

2 жыл бұрын

Do you guys still talk? Cutting and leaving is one thing but you have a life to. A friend should want what’s best for you.

@cleofaspingarron

2 жыл бұрын

@@Wetknees we do talk.well more like text. He's still against

The "Sex Nuts and Retard Strong" bit should have stayed in, it's exactly the kind of stuff that belongs in a Clerks movie.

Okay. Without "Goodbye Horses" playing in the background at 1:04, this scene is just creepy...creepy, but oh so fucking funny! 😂😂😂

@CornholioPuppetMaster

2 жыл бұрын

That’s probably how they did it in silence of the lambs, added the music in later

Why the fuck would they cut out "You do?" That made me laugh so damn hard

So thats why he says the toilet thing when Dante tells him that Rosario got pregnant.

@Thunda1986

5 жыл бұрын

duh

@garyhall7867

3 жыл бұрын

They were talking about it in the theatrical version when he says, I don't know about you, but cumming centers me

15 bucks little man put that shit in my hand

@ElizabethT45

7 жыл бұрын

If the money doesn't flow then you owe me owe me owe....My Jungle Love, oh-ee-oh-ee-oh

i just realized, even though Jeff Anderson appears in almost ever View Askiew movie, this is the first time that he interacts with Jason Lee.

@electrickoathanger

4 жыл бұрын

That's pretty ironic, seeing as Brodie Bruce from Mallrats (played by Jason Lee) is canonically Randal's cousin.

@Malekuss

4 жыл бұрын

@@electrickoathanger FOR REAL?

@electrickoathanger

4 жыл бұрын

@@Malekuss Yeah. It's lightly hinted at in the movies, but it's outright confirmed in the comics.

@lairofun-dereksyoutuberecr631

3 жыл бұрын

Um, from what I recall, Anderson is not in 'nearly every view askew movie'. He's in the 2 clerks movies.

@kennytheghostbuster9582

2 жыл бұрын

@@lairofun-dereksyoutuberecr631 he's also in Strikes Back

The extended Lance conversation was brilliant! "The Go-Bots are like the K-Mart Transformers." Pure genius.

@paulyhart

10 жыл бұрын

i'm the same age as kevin smith and we all used to say that.

@paulyhart

10 жыл бұрын

ALDI transformers lol.

@MegaKamandi

6 жыл бұрын

yup thats a generation xr saying

@travismccutchan3144

5 жыл бұрын

That was in the original

@Tmillea

4 жыл бұрын

It was 3 bites

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. The car seen at the end...I had tears!

"whoa thanks pickle fucker" and people say we don't need a clerks 3

Randall is brilliant, what a performance !

sick little donnie darko tangent universe hahahahaha

10:32 to 10:55 . That's how I felt like me growing up in the 2000s. Missed hanging out with my friends at elementary school. Watch cartoon Network and played fresh games on the original Xbox and Xbox 360 games. Missed my times being a 2000s kid. It's what Minion said in his loading scene in Twisted Metal Black. We will return to our old world one day.

Jeff Anderson is great. He should've done more movies.

@shable1436

Жыл бұрын

Who is he? The Mobies guy with the Canadian accent

Jeff Anderson with Lee and Mewes, such big personalities all in one scene

this is gold, but honestly good they cut them out, It made the movie more dynamic

Rosario is GORGEOUS

Randal going full circle in the car was great

I love the twisted conspiracies of Randal

this was gold. thank you.

I like the added silence during the last scene after Randall laments that Dante is leaving for Florida. It makes Randall’s emotions feel more raw and authentic.

wow that last scene and ending.. wow.. like that was so so deep....

HOW COULD THEY HAVE CUT THESE SCENES OUT

@philipcooper8297

10 жыл бұрын

The film would be too long?

@PhantomLAM

10 жыл бұрын

WHY DON'T YOU CRY ABOUT?! SADDLE BAGS!

@TheBlackSpiral

10 жыл бұрын

Inept Adventure Gamer Ahhh, Ace Ventura

@robertjonsson684

8 жыл бұрын

Jeff Nau The version i saw they were all in it.

@dmaskell92

8 жыл бұрын

+Robert Jonsson They have to edit certain scenes out to maintain a R rating. The rest could have been added into a unrated version, which I'm pretty sure it was. Somehow I've seen all these scenes as if they weren't cut on the version I watched.

4:28 it's good that this line "Three bites." was cut, because it makes Randall's retort seem redundant.

Randal Graves is the most lovable asshole in movie history.

I like how he mentions Donnie Darko

It would've killed my ass off if I rode in the car with 2 guys just like them. Two store clerks getting hilariously all damn personal would've killed off my laugh box everytime it's been repaired.

Oh god... I think my sides left for Mars when they said "Life finds a way." Gotta go try and learn how to breathe without laughing again...

Dante cant keep a straight face during the car ride.

Little did they know I have "Goodbye Horses" on my iTunes ^__^

That car scene was amazing!!!

32 and your flipping burgers before that I heard it was the quickstop!!!

i started the song on another tab and it lined up perfectly hahah yes!

Randal is epic!

I laugh so hard watching this thanks for share

Pure gold!

Hey Earl!

@MeatMrDead

8 жыл бұрын

Hey Crabman!

@Qwazin

8 жыл бұрын

Hey Arnold! *du nu nu nu nu nu nu nu nu*

@triippy...6476

8 жыл бұрын

Andreas Nordvall Ehh wrong show but I'm sure you know that

@SICK47

7 жыл бұрын

aye crabman

@zlopez-steele3362

6 жыл бұрын

It's so hard not to see him as Earl. All because of his mustache.

I've seen the entire Jay and Silent Bob/Clerks franchise a hundred times I can definitely hear the music in my head with the dick tuck scene. I know I'm not the only one

one of my favorite movies

"You do..."

Whn I watched Clerks 2 these scenes were in the movie. The seen with Jay doing the buffalo bill rip off had the music... So they obviously put them back in after it was released in theatres

@Michealsarver

9 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@PSXMicha

9 жыл бұрын

what kind of version do you watch? I own the german dvd and the US Bluray and those scenes are not IN the movie

@Michealsarver

9 жыл бұрын

the 2 disc edition

@PSXMicha

9 жыл бұрын

Micheal sarver I have it too, but the scenes are not included in the main movie

@Michealsarver

9 жыл бұрын

they were for me

“Well well well, Pickle Fucker.”

i love the jurassic park reference hahahhaahahaha nature finds a way lol LMAO

"donny darko" lmfao

Did Earl get out of the hospital and think he was someone named "Lance" after getting hit by a car, because that is clearly Earl!

omg that ending

Randal and donte about donte impregnating his mom is comedy gold. And I think the original movie would be better with this scene.

These arent deleted. I just watched the movie last night. All these scenes were in it

@connorhays7330

10 жыл бұрын

Maybe in the extended version, not the theatrical version. The theatrical version has these scenes, but shortened up a minute or two.

@dennydarkko

4 жыл бұрын

These deleted scenes are actually just extended scenes. Most of them are in the movie, just not as long as they are in this video

@scopestv3975

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason they cut Jay's joke when it only took 2 seconds. Them asking him how he knows they call him Pickle Fucker and him responding "You do?" then running out with the food is a great joke...no idea why they cut it

Without music the goodbye horses scene is so fucking akward !

Most likeliest of scenarios

earl hickey at 3:30 omg

I understand the edits. A lot of scenes just ran on too long. The jizz on the bathroom seat joke makes a lot more sense now, though.

😂😂😂great film!!!

I feel like this movie would feel exactly like a "clerks II." if it were in black and white. But, for as long after the original as this was, it worked incredibly well and is (for the most part) pretty faithful to the original script's style. The only thing I would change is replacing the 3-4 time filler music videos from the second half with this stuff

Ms Dawson .. mmmm lol.. we want more of ya!

I wonder if Jason Lee had a sore throat the day he shot his scene.

@TheSlenderBassist

9 жыл бұрын

dude used to be a pack a day guy, he's since quit, I saw him once in Manhattan at a flower shop a pal of mine used to work at, and I managed to score a cig from him, nice guy, but he's a scientologist...to each their own surely

@TheSlenderBassist

5 жыл бұрын

GazB85 good question, not really sure on that, I know Elisabeth Moss joined on her own accord

"Pussy fart" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Seeeeeriously wish they included that. Hahaha

I just put the track on in another tab, the two scenes work

You never go ATM

So how many of you guys paused the video in order to quickly open up Goodbye Horses in another tab before watching the dance scene?

Elias: "... Ewww..." 😂😂

If Randall ,,, Dante ,,, Jay & Silent Bob Don't Go Down In Cinema History As Some Of The Best Written & Acted Characters In History ⁉️ SomeThing's Definitely Wrong With This World ❗ Thanks Kevin Smith ... View Askew 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

lol Oh look, Green Lantern... Nice job

being force naked in the girls locker room doesn't even sound that bad, that could even be a free reward if your lucky.

@TheSlenderBassist

9 жыл бұрын

amen brother

As neat as t was to see Jason Lee make an appearance in Clerks2, I sorta wish it would have ben as Brodie, or Banky...ether way Kevin Smith still pulled together all he could from the previous movies, this is almost like a mash-up of all his movie's...or so I felt when I first saw it in the theaters.

not as classic as the original, but still pretty good.

Jay dose this seen to good sometimes I wonder about him funny Jason Mewes did the seen from silence of the lambs I couldn't stop laughing.

The car dialogue should have stayed in. I remember seeing this movie in the theater and how hard people laughed during it. That scene would have killed.

i know jason lee played earl in my name is earl but he looks just like him on this wish the mustache and hair ha

@THE1ANDONLYCUBIX

8 жыл бұрын

Because he was filming My Name is Earl at the time

@tiograb

6 жыл бұрын

Earl never wore a Lacoste Shirt though

Fak depression 😍😄😍😍😍😍😍 The car scene is BRILLIANT

watched tonight. ...Still a great Flick.

@Theforeveraloneguy

7 жыл бұрын

Such an underrated movie! Also the guy who played Elias was fucking GOLD! Wonder why he never made it in hollywood.

@dekdekadekdek

7 жыл бұрын

belthazormn1 FYI now he's a game developer. Look it up.

I like to think that Earl Hickey is in the Clerks universe.

If the multiverse theory is correct then Dante in fact impregnated his mother an infinite number of times by jizzing on the woman's room toilet seat. Late but spoiler alert.

6:22 LOOOL :D "-Yaaoooo,some picklefucker gave us free!" :D

@Punkrockfan001

10 жыл бұрын

Free Eats dumbass

Clerks III confirmed

Oh dude keep it tasteful 😂

I don't know why but I've always watched with these scenes so maybe they aren't 100% cut ;)

Oh man, that car scene was seriously mega warped, even by Kevin Smith standards. dang... funny, tho!

6:18 lmao 😂

Guys, guys, in the scene where the two guys are talking in the car, THE BACKGROUND REPEATS HER HER HER

00:47 Mewe is a man who knows what he likes....

Holy fuck they should have left the car scene in ....i about pissed laughing

look at you too funployees

awesome

does anyone outside of the tri-state area watch these movies?

tuna salad! lmfao

The car scene is the closest scene to the first.

OPEN SECOND TAB "Goodby Horses - Q Lazzarus" ON KZread ENJOY EXTENDED DANCE

And Mallrats and Chasing Amy and Dogma

jeff anderson aka randal says the weirdest shit wich is soo funny

Randel's comment about Becky's pregnancy makes much more sense now.