Clarkson, Hammond and May Trash-Talking Each Other's Cars For 5 Minutes Straight | The Grand Tour
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Clarkson, Hammond and May Trash-Talking Each Other's Cars For 5 Minutes Straight | The Grand Tour Season 1 Moments (title was too long 😭)
Here are some but not all of the trash talking moments from the first season of the grand tour!
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"You've reversed into a V8, but not quite hard enough." That is just pure gold.
@savvasnicolaou8843
2 жыл бұрын
@Ki Rex he’s saying that he went backwards (reversed) into a v8 but not hard enough for it to be fully in the buggy.
@FlashoftheBlades
8 ай бұрын
It almost looks like a Supermodified, except that the engine is in the wrong place.
@Andybarney555
7 ай бұрын
The amount of classic lines from top gear and GT is nearly endless.. loads in my head
@pajtim9079
7 ай бұрын
I remembered that hahahahahaahhaahhaahah!
‘this is 2 scrap cars glued together by a muppet’ had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
he is muppet
Compilation of James saying Twoddle 😂
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
You want that?
@modelreviews3705
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal Yep it'll be awsome and somthing to watch 😆
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
Lol maybe
@lincolnr615
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal f
@fredschriks8554
3 жыл бұрын
"Irrelevant twoddle"
" That's crystal meth, that's some iffy weed " F'ing face hurts now. lmao
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
Serves em right
@BrandonGamble626
2 жыл бұрын
That was a good one 😂
@mattdavis7274
2 жыл бұрын
I lost it
"How much does it weigh?" "What unit?" "Tonnes" "5" The complete lack of hesitation by James is killing me
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
James may underrated
@mmr7._prommr7._pro70
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode is that?!
@THEHansljungberg
2 жыл бұрын
And then Hammond is busting a gut laughing without enough air in his lungs.
@historytank5673
9 ай бұрын
@@mmr7._prommr7._pro70I think grand tour and it’s eco car
Hammond looks soo happy in that dodge lmao
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
Yeaa
@daemonhat
3 жыл бұрын
well, he is secretly an american, who like that sort of thing lol.
@stineberg8795
2 жыл бұрын
@@daemonhat I’m an American and I hate the scream of that supercharger. Of the three tested in that episode, I’d have the Aston. Even if it is brown.
@daemonhat
2 жыл бұрын
@@stineberg8795 i'm an American too. and kinda feel the same way. i like the sound of it, but in small doses. and i would absolutely take the Aston over both the other cars.
@doritos6548
2 жыл бұрын
@@stineberg8795 As a bag of party sized Doritos Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips, I love the whine of a supercharger as it revs up, very nice.
Irrelevant twaddle ❤️
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
i sometimes call my friend this too
0:59 "Push? 👉👈🥺" "Hmm?" "Can I have a push? 🥺👉👈" 🏎🏎💨💨
2:55 "It isn't brown." "It's brown!" Idk why but the way James says that kills me everytime 😂
A compilation of James' expressions eg "you Pollock, irrelevant twaddle, glued together by a muppet"
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
I would but I'll have to delete the compilation videos to get into KZread partner program (to be monetized) unfortunately.
1:02 that look on Hammond’s face😂
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
👀
@Leffrey
2 жыл бұрын
The grin that could eat the shit of even the greatest outflow pipes
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
I saw "shit" in the notification and was like HUHHH
@Leffrey
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal cuz it's the most shit eating grin in the world
@thehammurabichode7994
10 ай бұрын
This could be a gif
A 90hp engine but a 5hp foot 😹💔
Can’t recall a better trio. Wish they could go on forever
Sickle in the hands of a drunk peasant 😹💔
The ending was legendary
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
I love how May says "braoune"
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Yus braone
I could watch them argue all day
hammond and may ripping on the alfa is gold lol
The face Hammond makes when hi wines that demon 😍😍😍
@mr.dj.1840
3 жыл бұрын
It’s a hellcat
@1280pRacingonly
3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.dj.1840 hellcat redeye or just hellcat?
@mr.dj.1840
3 жыл бұрын
@@1280pRacingonly just a hellcat
What units would you like Tons
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
😐
@CharlieQuartz
2 жыл бұрын
Why’d you leave out the punch line
@Tony-112
2 жыл бұрын
5.
Hammond and dodge - still a better love story than twilight
At 3:50 when james says irrelevant twoddle, they have had to edit out the cigarette he was holding at the time in his right hand! LOL
These three knew each other far too fkn well.
@boonamai8926
7 ай бұрын
Why "knew each other"? 😂 Did one of them die?
Makes me laugh they trashed talked the Porsche n McLaren but silently loved it haha
These blokes are comedy gold. Legends if you dare.
'It was like being stuck in a phone box with a panicking gorilla'
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@markcf83
9 ай бұрын
I could think of worse things to be stuck in a phone box with......
„That’s because it’s boring and that’s because it’s BROWN“ 😂😛
the best TV has ever brought us.
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Yeahh
2:06 That sliding thing is the air recirculation switch from a Suzuki Celerio
2:35 Jeremy does not smoke mid no sir 💯💯🔥
3 guys I can honestly say I’m proud they represent our country
These guys by themselves are great but together they are pure platinum.
May and Hammond are colorblind as it turns out.
I've never actually been quote "stuck in a phone box with a panicking gorilla" before what's it like? Anyone else had that kind of experience? 🤨🤣
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
Nope
The entirety of KZread uses Summoning Salt music and I am so here for it. More please
God no one makes me laugh as much them !!!
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Ikr
I love the ending
Razor blade in the hands of a surgeon Sickle in the hands of a drunk peasant Pure comedy
“It’s miles!” “Yezzzzz”
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Yezzz
@simonetanzi5103
2 жыл бұрын
Thick sills, for strength
2:23 How much does it weigh? *James* : What unit would you like?
I’d forgotten how funny this show was
Clarkson, ”mine does 21 miles to the gallon”, Hammond, “That’s because it’s boring and that’s because it’s brown!!!”
Clarkson about the Aston it's not a brown Also Clarkson about the m850i it's brown
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
brown is brown
Compilation of HCM trash talking every car
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
90hp engine with a 5hp foot😂😂😂😂
What episode is the first clip from? I like that Blue Rolls Royce Cab
The aston is a sunset orange, james and richard are just colorblind
Your color blind if thats brown
@thecopercoper5533
3 жыл бұрын
Ironic!
@anonymousinternetaddict
3 жыл бұрын
Nowt wrong with a brown car anyways
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
Brown
@Dimpet-xw9gg
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@Dimpet-xw9gg
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal Sunburst orange 🙃
Yeeeeees… thicc sills, strength.
Is that all you go? Says the man who showed up in a AAA truck
Irrelevant twaddle.... 😂😂😂
lets be real though, that Aston is one of the prettiest cars ever, and honestly I very much like the color.
Jame’s Aston was not brown, nor was it orange. In fact, I don’t think that color is even a real color!!!
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Sunburst
From now on put your seat belt on will be my go too comment
3:35 is one of the funniest moments in the whole series
Jumpscare Jane in the car
may 5th
Your right hammond
1:28-1:31 Hahaha
1:11 I agree with Hammond. The Porsche is a razor blade.
The triumvirate.
That Aston is brown. Brown is actually a very dark orange. What that Aston actually is so it IS brown. Technically
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Ngl I forgot how it looks, I do remember that the type of paint finish, makes it look different in different lighting conditions
@o0julek0o
2 жыл бұрын
You must be a tonne of fun at parties, ay?
It’s burnt orange 🍊
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure?
The Alfa 4C should stay as a track car instead of a road car
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
Hmmm
@hybridAbsol
3 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal look at the poor built quality
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe that specific one he got
@Mohsong
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal no Alfa Romeo has piss poor quality for quite a while now and still do🤣
A cayenne poscha is built by poscha this is glued together by a Muppet
As far as I'm concerned Jeremy's Aston is amber
I’ll die on this hill but the bloody Aston isn’t brown 🤌🤌
Hammond's shit eating grin at the end says it all.
Red
ITS BROWN
Seat belt hmmmm
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm
Irrelevant twoddle Edit : 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
One of his best quotes
@fortherain5448
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal lol, right! I love this one so much,"It's like pushing a luggage with opinions that points at stuff." 😂😂😂
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn't that be so useful though 🤔
@fortherain5448
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal I know, since it's mr. sense-of-direction driving. 🤣
can someone explain the first joke?
Ending track name?
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Don't use it anymore in my updated outro so I can't remember sorry
@haikalsiregar4356
2 жыл бұрын
Home-Resonance
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
^ I did remember it but couldn't find your comment, luckily the guy above me replied to your comment :()
The McLaren P1 is an effing joke. Everytime I see it compete with any other car there are always McLaren engineers nearby having to fiddle with it and fix something. It's rubbish😝💩
Outeo song plz
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
Forgot... Someone commented it in one of my videos but can't remember. I'll try to find it
@ad5558
3 жыл бұрын
Home resonance 🔥🔥
@Nymbal
3 жыл бұрын
That's it ^^
Oh cock….
I read the rolls Royce review online, it actually just says “people who relish both freedom and sophistication”. It doesn’t says what kind of people.
The title is a lie guys it's 5 minutes and 1 second
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Idk why, it was exactly 5 mins I the editing software but the KZread added like 0.1 of a second so it says 5 min 1 sec :/
@parysknapton9043
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal it's still a lie tho I'm gonna report this vidoe for miss leading title
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Lol ok
@parysknapton9043
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal I'm jk BTW I'm not report
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Ik
Only 5 mins? Seriously?
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Too short?! Also why does your pfp change from black and white to white and black?!
@deltas4764
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal sorry I meant no offence and yes my profile pic shifts colours😁
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
How did you do that? Didn't think you can have animated pfp
@deltas4764
2 жыл бұрын
@@Nymbal I uploaded this GIF way back in 2014 or 2015. After about 2016 they made it impossible to add GIFs as profile pics, so I kept mine without changing it.
@Nymbal
2 жыл бұрын
Oh wow.. Didn't even know that was a thing 😂