Clarkson, Hammond and May's Most Major Meltdowns | The Grand Tour
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It can't be sunshine and rainbows all the time on The Grand Tour. Sometimes, everything just goes a bit too wrong which leads to Clarkson, Hammond or May (or all three) having a bit of a meltdown. Who can blame them?
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What's been the worst place your car has broken down? 🧐
@officialDASHCAMLCSO
2 жыл бұрын
In the middle of the highway 🛣
@lewisburt3750
2 жыл бұрын
Outside the church. When there was a funeral. I was trying to jump start my SportKa when the bells where ringing.😬
@Borkowsky1990
2 жыл бұрын
I don't drive but my bus crashed on my way to work and I still got bollocking for being late. 🤷♂️
@Nate00774
2 жыл бұрын
At the traffic🚦lights😂, my car’s starter motor died and I held up a long queue of traffic for 15 minutes 🤣
@nickpapadatos5263
2 жыл бұрын
Cheating on my wife with the girl friend leaving her place
I like how most of the videos are just James being mad at Jeremy
@lordjim1933
2 жыл бұрын
You say that as it were a bad thing.
@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004
2 жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “no weapon forged against you will prevail, and you will refute every tongue that accuses you. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord, and this is their vindication from me,” declares the Lord.” Isaiah 54:17 NIV Jj
@bobbybobstar1496
2 жыл бұрын
You seem surprised you plank
@duongnhdn
2 жыл бұрын
Because Hammond is "mild mannered".
@spiderzvow1
Жыл бұрын
@@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004 HAIL SATAN!!!!!
James sitting in half a car with no engine, Hammond: "Does that affect the handling?". He has some brilliant one liners😂
@DocHolliday3841
2 жыл бұрын
Which episode was this? I don't recall seeing it
@sleepycanadian8903
2 жыл бұрын
@@DocHolliday3841 Grand Tour season 2 episode 11 it's their Feed The World special
@MrGlennJohnsen
2 жыл бұрын
@@sleepycanadian8903 I love that speical so much, there are so many funny moments.
@sleepycanadian8903
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrGlennJohnsen It's by far one of my favorites, I'd say up there with the Columbia special in Top Gear
@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004
2 жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “no weapon forged against you will prevail, and you will refute every tongue that accuses you. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord, and this is their vindication from me,” declares the Lord.” Isaiah 54:17 NIV Jh
*"HAMMOOOOOOOND!"* Never gets old
@nathancannon1470
Жыл бұрын
I always love that Hammond immediately starts laughing
@kraftyfrog
Ай бұрын
USE YOUR MIRRORS!
[SPLASH]Bollocks![SPLASH] followed by Clarkson's wheezing and Hammond's giggling will never not be funny.
@UltraVee0122
2 жыл бұрын
Watching Jeremy and Richard just break down laughing is my favorite moment from the show.
Jeremy saying “right” as he throws the rock back is arguably the most British thing I’ve seen
@borris3768
4 күн бұрын
You stole this comment
“I’m not gonna be competitive with you about who’s the coldest” “I’m the coldest!”
@207robyn
2 жыл бұрын
"we're all the lost-est"
@Jtmissile
Жыл бұрын
Nevermind, look let's not get bogged down with whose fault it was.
@dazzaboy04
Жыл бұрын
There's no getting bogged down is there it was you
4:11 "there's two Cs here for believing that C could navigate" No matter how many times I've seen each episode, there is always something to laugh at
@dustojnikhummer
Жыл бұрын
I thought he called himself a sea, not a cock lol
@ergogrrl
Жыл бұрын
“Um…” “Um WHAT?!”
@legojackstudios2635
10 ай бұрын
@@ergogrrl "I never knew. . . Namibia had two seas."
@ergogrrl
10 ай бұрын
@@legojackstudios2635 “It has one C-one massive, *stupid* C who’s navigated us BACK WHERE WE STARTED!”
@legojackstudios2635
10 ай бұрын
@@ergogrrl "No, it wasn't my---!"
Lmao at Hammonds "I think you're following him too closely"
these guys remind me of my kids sometimes. they definitely have graduated towards sibling behavior. Clarkson is the domineering older brother. Hammond is the youngest that gets into all the trouble and May, well May is the forgotten middle child, isn't he? Don't worry May, that was me as well.
@supercussion6590
2 жыл бұрын
The forgotten middle child usually turns out to be the most talented. Yet, still ignored.
@jazzingpanda3190
2 жыл бұрын
Can’t say I agree
@evangelinewandering9547
Жыл бұрын
Well put, Strike. 👍🏼😁😁
@jonathanoxlade4252
Жыл бұрын
Can definitely tell that clarkson is the alpha male untill he pissed off james may lol he sort of takes a step back 🤣 but you piss the Jezza off bad things happen
@timothydraper6626
8 ай бұрын
Being one of three, they minutely but effectively annoy each other in the way that siblings do, and know each other well enough to know which buttons to press. 🙂
The fact that James threw sumn at Clarkson thru a window despite the entire front being open lmaoooo @ 3:32
@mohammadahmad9258
2 жыл бұрын
Well spotted😂
@Moakmeister
2 жыл бұрын
He needed vertical space
This isn't a car show. It's a comedy show about three friends giving each other hell😅
@jonathanoxlade4252
Жыл бұрын
Shit gear now is full of expensive cars and hosts that laugh at everything no longer the same anymore
@cleverusername9369
Жыл бұрын
The cars are incidental
James throwing that bit at Jeremy while in tow gave me a case of the giggles I haven't had in a while 😂😂😂
1:21 where Hammond just starts laughing . . . LOL
1:22-1:23 Jezza’s screaming was so loud that, despite being beeped out, you could still hear the echo faintly in the background. Talking about the POWERRRRR in Jezza’s screaming.
@richarddiditall
Жыл бұрын
I actually heard it
@Midwest_railfan417
Жыл бұрын
Who the hell is jezza
@theseageek
Жыл бұрын
@@Midwest_railfan417 the genius whose genius can generate gravity and can frighten us all.
@Midwest_railfan417
Жыл бұрын
@@theseageek ok good to know, thanks
"This is a 400.000£ crane, why would you steer it with a piece of string?!" Well he does make a good point
@TheAlps36
Жыл бұрын
I was never sure if he meant lb or £
@connorbestbarlow1043
Жыл бұрын
I think he was referring to the weight of the crane
@Steefanari
Жыл бұрын
@@connorbestbarlow1043 There is absolutely no chance that crane weighs 200 tons. Not even half of that.
@RB-ow7mt
Жыл бұрын
@@Steefanari It's not even close to half that, haha. Imagine thinking that crane weighs that much.
@derpinguin7003
Жыл бұрын
The more important question is, why hasn’t the sophisticated crane a release mechanism and relies on a string?
I used to believe everything they did was scripted but these interactions look very convincing..
@kzuv7615
2 жыл бұрын
There are no script they are just given a template of what to do where to go etc most of all of their conversation are adlib they learn how to talk about a mundane topic and make it last along as possible which we can't get to listen cause it's too long this doesn't apply to their Amazon show that thing is scripted
@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004
2 жыл бұрын
Repent to Jesus Christ “no weapon forged against you will prevail, and you will refute every tongue that accuses you. This is the heritage of the servants of the Lord, and this is their vindication from me,” declares the Lord.” Isaiah 54:17 NIV H
@ICryWhenICum001
2 жыл бұрын
@@getonthecrossanddontlookba5004 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. Ezekiel 23:20
@timothydraper3687
2 жыл бұрын
@@ICryWhenICum001 Sounds like fun.
@andromidius
2 жыл бұрын
There's still some scripting, but not all of it. Grand Tour specials seem the least scripted of them all, simply because of how big they are and the wild things that happen to them.
What I love about Jeremy’s reaction to Richard reversing into him, is how mid shout he looks to make sure the camera is recording. He’s angry in the moment, but there is also a part of him that’s thinking this is golden, just like the old days
7:11 this was top gear level
"HAMMOND YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTSLORRY!!"
0:00 S3E3 1:44 S1E10 2:28 S2E11 3:41 S1E7 4:42 S2E6 5:21 S1E10 6:08 S2E9 7:10 S2E11 8:04 S4E2
@thesingingchild
11 ай бұрын
Thank you!!
3:06 is the single greatest thing ever said in the whole of human history.
Best will always be Hammond reversing into Clarkson and him yelling "You fucking moron!" so loud that it's still audible even though it's bleeped.
@borris3768
Жыл бұрын
Reported.
I am missing this show. I wish they could do more
@AtheistOrphan
2 жыл бұрын
New Norway special due in the summer.
@artick6097
2 жыл бұрын
They are getting old, nothing is forever
@AtheistOrphan
2 жыл бұрын
@George Washington - Interesting, but what’s that got to do with the video?
@AliKazi
2 жыл бұрын
@ArTicK I know thats really sad 😔 I grew up watching theses guys love hate relationships 😢❤️🤣 I still love them. They bring me joy watching their crazy adventures and arguments ❤️
@justineakin5485
2 жыл бұрын
@@AtheistOrphan It’s a bot.
"you muppet" 😂🤣 I blame these 3 for teaching me these phrases and because of these phrases, I use it on a daily 😂🤣
@ronoccc
Жыл бұрын
Use it all the time in the UK!
1:19 is by far my favourite "HAMMOOOOOOOOOOND" moment 😀
@JackpotButtonLewis
Жыл бұрын
‘YOU F***ING MORON!’ ‘WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU DOING?!?!’ ‘USE YOUR MIRRORS!’ 😡🤬🤬🤬
The "HAMMOND!!!" AT 1:20 gives me life lmao
Hammond's "THIS IS SH*T!" got me laughing so hard 😂 8:38
@danielclark4880
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I hope you get bellheartsia of the ballsack!* makes me laugh every time
@thegrandtour
Жыл бұрын
One of the most iconic The Grand Tour quotes there, for sure 😅
My favorite clip...when James tries to drive off with the water tank behind him and splashes his self....gets me everytime
I searched for Jezza, Richard and James when I got home from the worst day on record. Because you 3 are the ONLY THING that could make me laugh today. Mission Accomplished ❤️❤️❤️Thank you
Richard to James sitting in the half Mercedes ‐ "You're following him too closely" 😂
Hammond's laugh/giggles when they start fighting
0:50 i'm fully with james on that one and I didn't think that was funny even a tiny bit. My dad had his friend killed that way. Broke down on the motorway, had a look at the engine, someone rear ended him at low speed, the hood came down and broke his neck. If I had been James would've thrown that rock with much more force.
I only just noticed how genuinely furious Jeremy was when Richard crash into his jeep. It happened before when they where driving trucks in Burma, Jeremy was mad but not that mad
"I don't respond well to shouting" 😂
this is what true love looks like
7:17 I can watch this all day 😂
I grew up watching theses guys with their love hate relationship 😢❤️🤣 I still love them. They bring me joy watching their crazy adventures and arguments ❤️. Really helps me when I'm going through depression 🙃 🙂
Jezza says "you total smashed the front of my car up" like a 12 year old who has just had his new present ruined.
@thandontantiso3744
2 жыл бұрын
I got you. Like this if you get it
They get angry, but they love each other
I love these guys. They're the modern day 3 stooges 2.0 James car full of water is the funniest thing I have ever seen 🤣
I love James May. He is my favorite!!!
'this is a four hundred thousand pound machine why would you steer it with a piece of string' 😂😂😂
I love how most of the meltdowns are from James
When the fab three swear they Manage to sound like gentleman or miss those days when they were messing about it was great enjoyment to watch them
3:48 always gets me
Hammond's line about the 2 C's was brilliant
"so thats a quick release?" "yea ..." "got it !" i love how anime like this situation looks. from the dialogue to the pose hammond strikes
😂 never get bored of grand tour and original top gear, and all the other shows they do 😆
1:19 Clarkson : "HAMOOOOOOOND!!! YOU ****** MORON!"
@posterunkowytv
18 күн бұрын
HAMMOND: I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WHERE THERE
@seijisuzuki4197
18 күн бұрын
@@posterunkowytv Clarkson : "HAMMOND!"
@posterunkowytv
18 күн бұрын
@@seijisuzuki4197 CLARKSON: WHAT THE F**KING HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
James getting soaked on that red Merc is the funniest thing.
That " so that quick release? Got it " 😅😅😅
1:40 Oh, that’s just a dent, Jezza. It’ll buff out.
Hammond riles up Clarkson every time on purpose😂
2:00 I don't like it when mommy and daddy argue...
Jeremy throwing the rock at James's car and it judt bounces off haha
"WHY DONT YOU SOD OFF?" As an American I admire British slang so much.
I’m always surprised to see Hammond angry because he doesn’t look like someone to lose his cool easily.
@notagain2856
2 жыл бұрын
Oh you should see how mad he got at the van driver in the St Petersburg race
@ethanramos4441
2 жыл бұрын
What episode on the Grand Tour was it?
@mattmac2488
2 жыл бұрын
I'm thinking working with a guy like Clarkson would have an adverse reaction on someone.
@probinson6111
2 жыл бұрын
@@ethanramos4441 think it was the last or penultimate season of top gear.
@ethanramos4441
2 жыл бұрын
@@probinson6111 Oh I see but I’m asking for the episode on the Grand Tour when Hammond lost it on 8:31
Jeremy:i didnt know there were two seas lmao the way jeremy is acting innocent in that scene
Hamster driving a Silverado with flames on it.😂
These won't ever get old
You muppet is probably my favorite James line/delivery of anything
Everytime Jeremy says 'Let's not get bogged down...' best believe he is not taking the fall for that.
I think your following him to close gets me every time lmao to funny
3:41 you cut out the best part.... james' "CLARKSOOOOON!!!!" scream
@thegrandtour
Жыл бұрын
You can satisfy your "CLARKSON!" needs right here 👀 kzread.info6q3kLJPXHhM
@spdutahraptor777
Жыл бұрын
@@thegrandtour hahahahaha jeez.... you guys are amazing
I'm just amaze even with all those bickering, shouting, being angry to each other and also some of them almost kill each other they still stick together as a trio and being legend in motoring world
"HAMMONDDDD!!!!" Meanwhile Hammond: Giggling and just burst out laughing
1:33😂😂😂😂
@thegrandtour
Жыл бұрын
"USE YOUR MIRRORS!" 😅
James: i hope you get Bellheartsia Of the Ballsack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 idk even know what that is but it was hilarious 🤣
@capncayenne7011
2 жыл бұрын
Mate, I don’t want to be that guy, but living in subsaharan Africa, I have to say - officially it’s called “Bilharzia”, a parasite that invades your organs and will kill you if left untreated. I, however, will hear after call it Bellbeartsia because it’s hilarious.
@traviscarlson6718
2 жыл бұрын
@@capncayenne7011 Omg i didnt know that But it sounds absolutely hilarious when james says it "I HOPE YOU GET BELLHEARTSIA OF THE BALLSACK"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
@TheAlps36
Жыл бұрын
Bilharzia. It's an old name for a parasitic illness (schistosomiasis) caused by a flatworm. I certainly wouldn't want that in my ballsack
Love these guys!
1:19 "HAMMOOOOOOOOOOND!!!"
‘Oh now we’re in trouble’ 😭😭😭❤️
7:13 James Got Soaked 😂
Such good friends aren't they. Haha
“I never knew Namibia had two seas in it” no it’s got one massive C in it
1:17 Its like Hammond wanted to crash into Clarkson on purpose if he's laughing after that famous yell.
At 1:22 and 1:27 you can hear Jeremy swearing over the beep 😂
Lol 1:22 ... Hammond just wants to watch the world burn
_"uSe YuH mIrRoRs!"_
LOL - WONDERFULLY CHOREOGRAPHED CHAOS AND REACTIONS!!.
Best series on tv. We want more !!!
You just have to love these 3 best in the business
I always see my favourite trio as three little kids forced to play together by their parents.
Should've been titled "James May's Meltdowns" 😂
I think you missed another meltdown. It’s from the episode; Well-Aged Scotch. There’s this part where Clarkson’s Alfa Romeo had to be transported via tow truck. And he had to bike to the hotel. The tow truck with his car passed Jeremy and he shouted “RUB IT IN!” When he finally reached the hotel, he left his bike at the fence and couldn’t bother to find out how the lock works. And to worsen his misery, when he tried to enter, the door felt like it was glued shut and he shouts “HAMMOND!”
@offbrandbiscuit
6 ай бұрын
Even better, when Hammond wakes up to find the roof on his X/19 missing and howls "CLARKSON! CLARKSON! WHERE'S MY ROOF?!" only to realise too late that he put it under the car, so he subsequently runs over it, cracking it in two And later, Jeremy catches up and overtakes them both, having repaired his Alfa 🤣
3:23 ahahah classic
we need more of this...
I love how the main draw of the original Top Gear crew is the extent to which three grown men who have done what they love for a living, together, for the better part of their lives, simply cannot under any circumstances get along. They're like the "Mirror Mirror" Beastie Boys.
"I think you're following him to closely" XD
I loved this! 😂😂😂😂😂
this is how friends, real ones, behave with each other.. you hate their ever loving guts most of the time. but you wouldnt trade away a second you spend among them..
The stone throwing incident is the greatest piece of telly ever
Hammond having a rant very funny
Miss these guys
Just the best 😂
I love the scream at 1:19 still hilarious to this day
May getting douched by seawater will always be hilarious
I so miss this show
Gets me everytime after the ultranation. With James may after he gets hit by Hammond. He looks strait over to James lmfao 🤣 😂