Clarkson, Hammond and May Realistic Descriptions Compilation
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That's perfection 😅😅 Thank you very much!
Why isn't this getting old yet? Maybe I love Top Gear too much.
@nothajzl
Жыл бұрын
This sht will always be funny. It’s one of those timeless classics at this point.
@benhopson95
Жыл бұрын
Not the new Top Gear!
@slowvintagedays5963
Жыл бұрын
You can’t get sick of watching these 3 legends. Religiously and daily doses required.
@brettirish8071
Жыл бұрын
It's impossible to love Top Gear too much
@qasim13
Жыл бұрын
It’s like only fools and horses this shit never gets old🤣 timeless
'It was unmistakably a door mat with some nails in it' 14 years on and it still cracks me up 😅
@ethanhunt2263
Жыл бұрын
So we moved on..
@dimpyramid
Жыл бұрын
nearly as good as this is "HAMMOND! it's the BUCKET" but yeah, a door mat will always be the best one 😅
@Sweaty__Sheep
Жыл бұрын
"oh no he's driven round it" lmfao
@kieranwhite6647
Жыл бұрын
@@Sweaty__Sheep and that as well 😅😅
@MenachemSchmuel
Жыл бұрын
@@dimpyramid "Hammond! This is a BUCKET!" "Dear God..."
I'm glad there's so many compilation clip ideas to keep these going. Also, my favourite one is from Clarkson's Car Years when describing the MPV concept. "It's a plastic van with electric windows".
I love how from 20 years (roughly) of them working together there’s less than 4 minutes of footage of them accurately describing things
"Once our lorries had been redecorated we were told to meet at Top Gear's secret alpine test location. In Bedfordshire." That kinda thing still cracks me up. 😆
@DeanMoxley87
Жыл бұрын
I remember another. Top Gears Top Secret MIRA Test Circuit just off the A5, just outside inkly, if you get too Fennydrayton you’ve gone to far, back up 😂
@kieranwhite6647
Жыл бұрын
And a dig at Fifth Gear as they were based there at the time
@quillmaurer6563
Жыл бұрын
That's a common theme, maybe worthy of a compilation in itself. "Secret location" with exact location and directions for getting there given.
1:47 As it turns out, Clarkson later learned the hard way how necessary it is.
@MenachemSchmuel
Жыл бұрын
ohyeah, im sure he just needed a few stabilizers and that leaning tower of doom would have been flawless lmao
James: An electronic tablet Jeremy: You mean an iPad James: Exactly 😂😂😂
1:08 I am watching this from my electronic telephone.
@callumsreally
Жыл бұрын
You mean an iPhone?
@ethanhunt2263
Жыл бұрын
@@callumsreally exactly
@alansohn855
Жыл бұрын
@@ethanhunt2263 Hahahahahaha.
“An elec-tron-ic tablet”
I would love to see a Jaguar XJS compilation, that car was used on the show incredibly often
@Boemel
Жыл бұрын
Let me go warm up the JAAAAGGG.
“That is the worst looking car in the whole world, I’d rather look at one of your dingle berries”😭😭😭
"It was only one bolt, that let us down." - Hammond "It was only one iceberg, that sank the Titanic." - Clarkson
2:13 It would be a short compilation but one of them giving away the locations for "secret" facilities would be funny.
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
i think that already exists
Probably the only show where you can have a compilation of anything
To be fair to James, his mobile home held up the best out of the three.
I love how silly this show could get 😊
I could watch a whole 2 hour comp of these lmaoo
"It's a Triumph Herald with a twig sticking out of it!" That made me laugh way harder than it should have.
And he's bought a piece of cheese.
Can you do a "Clarkson, Hammond and May: Adenoids" compilation? Keep up the good work matey!
Ah-ah, Mr. Bond. This is not just a baseball bat. This is a baseball bat... with a nail through it.
Random Thought I wonder what happened to all the TV car creations like the Amphibious Cars, The C Class Country Cottage etc etc etc
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
just dumped at the TG studio. some of them are now at the beaaaaaaueeeeiueailleleiauuau motor museum's world of top gear exhibit.
I recently discovered that there's a channel on the Samsung TV Plus streaming app that plays nothing but Top Gear UK 24/7 and it's amazing.
What about "Right, so I'm a butler, with Parkinson's, and I've got a gun."?
These three are world treasures. I've lost relationships binge watching this show. it's the only reason I watched the BBC in america
Seeing as you're making awesome compilations of every category possible, would it be possible to get a top gear cooking compilation?
We need MORE!!
I love Top Gear. Thank you.
DO YOU HAVE THAT ONE CLIP WHERE Richard Hammond said to Clrakson "I have a chair and i'm not hessitate to use it" *as he lift the chair* when they argue which car shoudl they put to COOl Board
1:28 is that a picture of Madison Welch (James's co-driver from the Spain rally episode)
Is there a compilation of the trio all agreeing on something? I just rewatched S15E03 and had forgotten that they all agreed at the end (and really throughout the film) which car they liked best. Then there's the few times the Subaru Legacy Outback and Ford Mondeo get brought up.
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
good idea
whats the last clip from?
Is there the holy mother of god/for all the things thats holy, compilation already? If not i think it might be a good one
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
good idea
Top gear f1 compilation
here's a video idea, best of studio audience compilation like "top queer," "you'll make the second date," "minutes stolen by the government from jesus," and "are you her experience driver?"
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
good idea
Think the first scene, with James sailing boat. It could’ve worked, if he’d used an engine
Will there ever be a day when you run out of ideas and what keeps you going? How many times have you rewatched this show? Do you download every episode and cut up interesting bits to use for a compilation?
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
no idea. a lot. i have all episodes downloaded, and i cut clips accordingly when i get an idea for a compilation.
@hydrowolf363
Жыл бұрын
@@incTG That must take a lot of time!
Bro top gear beautiful
Compilation with all cameraman/ crew clips?
Can you possibly make a longer version of them discussing vehicle modifications?
It's a roof box... with a sleeping bag in it.
maybe an "I'm going to be honest..."/"err.. actually...." sort of compilation
3:04 “Touch me! I’m Karen Taylor”? I have no idea what that show would be about, but I wouldn’t object on finding out haha
@sambhavchalla4984
Жыл бұрын
What Episode is that though?
3:03 - What the heck is "Touch me, I'm Karen Taylor"?
@unrequin4805
Жыл бұрын
She’s Karen Taylor and wants to be touched
@Isaackariuki775
Жыл бұрын
I believe it was showing another show that was to air next after that week's Top Gear on BBC Three.
@Nemisionn
Жыл бұрын
I absolutely had to look it up. Apparently : "Touch Me, I'm Karen Taylor is a British television sketch comedy show written and performed by BAFTA Award-winning comedian Karen Taylor and produced by Avalon Productions. The genre of the show focuses largely on sex and contains much innuendo."
@decodolly1535
Жыл бұрын
@@Isaackariuki775 Explains why I didn't get. Have never watched BBC3.
You should do all the intros from top gear and the grand tour
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
that's already been made (grand tour one by me)
@aviation.satire
Жыл бұрын
@@incTG how about top gear then?
@amyshaw893
Жыл бұрын
@@aviation.satire that already exists, its like an hour long
@aviation.satire
Жыл бұрын
@@amyshaw893 is there a way you can link it to me?
@amyshaw893
Жыл бұрын
@@aviation.satire search KZread for "all top gear intros"? And sorry, it's 30 mins, not an hour
My husband will have to settle with being 4th because I will always love these 3 men so much!
Ironically James’ did in a way, work
Can we have every comeback? That wins the argument, obviously would mostly be May
How do you keep track of what compilations you made already? I myself would use Google Slides and type all the titles you made, then use find and replace because that will tell you if it’s there already. But obviously you’ve got something in place mate
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
all in my head
@thetireless1812
Жыл бұрын
Ahh. Well it works I guess… good on ya mate. Love your compilations and what not.
An electronic tablet You mean an ipad ? Exactly.
Please do James May angry at Clarkson
Can we get a "top secret" facility compilation.
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
already exists
is there compilation of James May saying funny?
Fresh invigorating...piss
anybody know where I can watch the whole truck episode?
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
iplayer
Comp of James may grabbing at the steering wheel when it’s not there?
👍🏼
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
👍🏼
Didn't someone piss in the shower lolllll
How about one where they complain about the government or laws?
Can you do a ''until now!'' compilation?
@incTG
Жыл бұрын
don't think there's that many instances but i can try
You’re gonna run out words one day I swear