"Or you can have something cheap, like a ant." "What ant?" " *_THAT_* ant." 🤣

@MrCoreslash

3 жыл бұрын

Thoose 3 are hilarious

@empty3293

Жыл бұрын

I love when he sometimes makes small mistakes by switching "an" and "a". I love how they kind of become little Easter eggs you can find after watching dozens of hours of him, not like a large character trait, but like a small little detail makes him brilliant

@edward_dingle_perry445

Жыл бұрын

A ant

Jeremy saying “Ig-u-anna with a silver necklace” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

@glonch4699

2 жыл бұрын

An silver necklace

@theforgottenscotsman7659

2 жыл бұрын

@@glonch4699 “I’m Jeremy Clarkson and I have written An book”

@glonch4699

2 жыл бұрын

@@theforgottenscotsman7659 yes, as one wise man once said “I have converted my 928 into *aN* pickup truck”

Top 3 pets: 3. a igyuana 2. a ant 1. a labradog

@gandurk

2 жыл бұрын

Idk a igjuana isn't really worth it without a silver necklace

I love these three best chemistry on British tv

@rhatala27

3 жыл бұрын

On TV in general

@ezrathehuman4148

3 жыл бұрын

Meh, Hammond's kind of fake and annoying. T'other two are sound though 👍

@smeshsmesh9695

3 жыл бұрын

On TV in general

@samvrs

3 жыл бұрын

100% agree

@torpedohippo8493

3 жыл бұрын

I love punctuation.

Clarkson "I'm just saying" May "Well don't!" 😂😂

"Gentleman OBSERVE"

@HelloThereUniverse

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@almostkentish3042

2 жыл бұрын

I read that as he said it

The iguana with a silver necklace is tempting.

@thezig2078

2 жыл бұрын

Igyuana*

He sounds like a salesman tryna sell you knock off products..

@legocreator1998

3 жыл бұрын

I dont care what he's selling, I'd buy it

@punklyrics1

3 жыл бұрын

He essentially is 😂

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3 жыл бұрын

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3 жыл бұрын

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@nickthelonewolf9909

3 жыл бұрын

Its like he is practicing for some special shop he may or may not own.

Their stunned silence after the labradog example says everything. Clarkson is right again, simple as.

the 6 dislikes are from Argentinians and The BBC producer who he punched

@sebthedeb8423

3 жыл бұрын

@Victor Masson mexicans

@rufusconnolly8489

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebthedeb8423 thanks for that XD

@gtPacheko

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebthedeb8423 Bullshit, the Mexicans are sleeping.

@mechuratejano9404

3 жыл бұрын

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3 жыл бұрын

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He's clearly demonstrating that Land Rovers are driven by dogs wearing sunglasses and pants from marks & spencer

Is it bad that I'm looking at Clarkson's demonstrations and thinking "yeeees that makes perfect sense", even though I know it doesn't?

@him050

3 жыл бұрын

Generously buttered ALCO I’d argue it makes perfect sense. Everyone gets their pants M&S, dogs are the most popular pet and pretty much everyone I know has either ray bans or oakleys 🤣

@ryadhasanahmed5443

3 жыл бұрын

@@him050 but in essence Clarkson's demos really do irritate Hammond and May 😂

@HolyKhaaaaan

2 жыл бұрын

His message is clear: buy what suits your needs, not what's cheap or expensive. Not sure I entirely agree, but I agree you shouldn't just buy expensive gubbins to show off; you should buy what you need.

You could watch a small man, like an hammond. You could watch a slow man, like an may. But what do we all do, we watch an clarkson

Clarkson saying ig-uana and Labradog is hilarious

A labradog

@absoluteunit2424

3 жыл бұрын

Labradog

@glonch4699

2 жыл бұрын

*A* ant.

@HolyKhaaaaan

2 жыл бұрын

Labradog is a good boy

@Pavel_grodman

Ай бұрын

*an

You missed the one where Hammond rams one of Jeremy's demonstrations 😂

@Hodgy14

3 жыл бұрын

"Range Rover Beans"

Never seen this before... they’re awesome. I thought I’d seen all top Gear. Thank you

@flipitok709

3 жыл бұрын

Its from the grand tour

@rockinmuse

3 жыл бұрын

Flipit Ok ah, that makes sense!!

@anuraganand6053

3 жыл бұрын

@@flipitok709 which episode?

@flipitok709

3 жыл бұрын

@Anurag Anand Season 2 episode 12 [Censored] to [Censored]

"I'm just saying." "Well, don't!"

The way Clarkson says iguana 😂😂😂

There's only 1:33 of Clarkson explaining things? I demand you find them all sir

An igu-ana lol

These three people are the heart of brit culture. Even when i was very young i knew and loved top gear. We were all sad when they re cast

0:36 "A IGYUUWANA..."

Please lord don’t let anything happen to this man

@lifted_above

2 жыл бұрын

Death has a rather reliable reputation.

A iguana with a silver necklace, a ant and a labradog

This is an awesome video! Thank you for posting grand tour clips

Clarkson is a good salesperson

There are more sensible SUVs than a mid priced Rover but in the context of luxury SUVs of the three present cars, Jeremy makes perfect sense. And Rovers are actually capable of intense offroading, that Bentley is too nice to even run through a puddle.

Came here for James. Clicked the gun for Richard... boom!

Life explained by Jeremy Clarkson.

In the next iconic moments you need to have when Alison broke the table on big brother

This makes as much sense as James May's explanation why cheese sauce would make a good replacement for tarmac, or his explanation of why cars are like cheese.

british tv is best thing I have ever seen здравствуйте from Russia

And a few cans of Heinz beans... *CRASH

You just missed the last comparison the most funniest thing

The thing is, ranges are not exactly mid price, its very expensive, just less expensive than the bentley

@HolyKhaaaaan

2 жыл бұрын

The trouble with his metaphor is that I suspect his supposed middle option is really just a bit more posh than most people actually get when they 'need' something.

An Ig-U-ana with a silver necklace

Clarkson should be the king of the world

He has a valid point tbf 😂

Observe

Gentlemen, observe!

Clarkson for Prime Minister

The new lot didn't have a chance in hell of achieving what C, H & M did.

The baked bean one is best

Perfect title 😂. Even he would get it.

Labrador, a normally priced dog, only nearly £2000

@HolyKhaaaaan

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately for his metaphor, he's rather a bit too posh with his 'sensible' example.

Do best Coronation street clips

What episode and series is this?

If you want a pistol, you can buy an expensive FN Five Seven. Its chambered in 5.7x28mm, a round focused on penetration. Or you can buy something cheap like a Beretta M92FS firing the 9x19mm luger round. It maybe heavier and slower but it'll give you better knock down power. Or you can have the best of both worlds, get yourself a Norinco NP-762 firing 7.62x25mm.

What episode was this?

I thought this was a compilation ... but just an episode

You forgot the beans parr

Poor ant :(

@HolyKhaaaaan

2 жыл бұрын

Igyoowanna wearing a necklace: wut da fuuuuuu-? A Ant: help me, help me, please! Labradog: **happy good boy noises**

Nice

'I'm just saying'. 'Well don't'.

What episode is this from? Is it Top Gear or The Grand Tour?

@aleksihaapasaari

3 жыл бұрын

the grand tour s1e12

Road to 100k

The annoying thing is these are all brilliant comparisons because they’re all true.

Or just get a land cruiser that will outlast those three

And we all buy the Heinz Beans

Grand Tour just didn’t feel the same

0:35 you are welcome

_a ant_

You forgot the beans comparison

Season & Episode?

You missed the one about beans

Oh wow I do have a Labradog

Wait are they still alive? If they still alive they are legend!

@kadeksurya1

3 жыл бұрын

Any one could answer this question for me?

@Haybalemelonhead

3 жыл бұрын

Yes they are

@kadeksurya1

3 жыл бұрын

@@Haybalemelonhead wait are they? I did not know they were alive

@kadeksurya1

3 жыл бұрын

Because they have been kicked top gear

@Haybalemelonhead

3 жыл бұрын

kadek surya yeah, they do a show on amazon prime now

How can 88 people not like this stuff

where’s the bean one?

A ant lol

No beans?!?

"Labradog"

A Labradog

A ant

@skywolfx76

2 ай бұрын

what ant?

@Didntask14

2 ай бұрын

@@skywolfx76 That ant.

I meant he does get the point across....

I live in the USA and this video has made me very disappointed in our tv channels

what are you lost 👁👄👁

Should have shown the been scene

Gentlemen, obsurrrve

0:30 - 0:50

you want to buy a book?

An ig Uana

He's right though....... Only idiots don't buy a Range Rover

-0:37

Igyouana

Labradog

FIRSTQ

These 3 are so outdated. It's like watching a re-run from the 90's.

@nothinghere7391

3 жыл бұрын

bruh shut up lmao

A ant

Labradog