Y'know Spiff, as a British Person living in Norfolk, my greatest fear is that my local council will be inspired by this video and somehow make public transport worse.

@Bruno-xl2fk

6 ай бұрын

I live in Britannia aswell in Durham

@mbogucki1

6 ай бұрын

At least you are not in North America.

@FizzlNet

6 ай бұрын

I also live in Britannia, in Britain. The largest City of Britannia.

@MalleusSemperVictor

6 ай бұрын

@@mbogucki1 I'd rather drive than leave any level of government in North America in charge of public transport.

@Jept

6 ай бұрын

I suspect you're lying because anybody living in Yorkshire would know there's basically no public transport left in Britain 😂🤷🏻‍♂️

The most unbelievable thing about all of this, is that none of the citizens just go "Right, I can either spend a day and a fortune on public transit, or walk across that field in half an hour"

@johngleeman8347

6 ай бұрын

The field is surrounded by a chain-link fence topped with concertina wire.

@LaBambaMan

6 ай бұрын

But there's no path! How will they ever find their way?

@nazamroth8427

6 ай бұрын

@@LaBambaMan He who walks across the field, *makes* the way.

@faustinpippin9208

6 ай бұрын

@@nazamroth8427 I bet the person who would walk over the field would end up in jail the gov always has great ways to secure their monopoly and ensure that there is no other option left

@darthmaul216

6 ай бұрын

@@faustinpippin9208 that’s what car infrastructure does bud

It's a baffling that happiness isn't affected by commute time in CS:2. In Simcity 4, if commute time is long enough, desirability drops and lots go abandoned.

@UncleUncleRj

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, everyone loves these Cities Skylines games, but imo both the gameplay and the simulation itself are not very good. We need a modern SimCity in the same style as SC4 and SC3k

@tristanridley1601

6 ай бұрын

@@UncleUncleRj The question I've asked myself repeatedly, is if there's enough people like you and me to justify making a decent game. And by 'modern' does that mean it needs photo-realistic graphics?

@UncleUncleRj

6 ай бұрын

@@tristanridley1601 SimCity does not need photo-realism, better graphics are just the cherry on top- modern just means two things - it has to work on a modern PC (SC4 cannot without work well without hacks) and since modern PCs can handle WAY more than a 90's or early 00's PC, the game can be updated to do so much more, like have an improved simulation engine. SC was just plain fun. However, they kinda ruined the series with SimCity 2013 because they strayed so much from the formula.

@Saren-yc1rk

6 ай бұрын

Simcity 4 was amazing Too bad it's considered long-lost technology nowadays.

@pfeilspitze

6 ай бұрын

​@@tristanridley1601 The only chance it has, I think, is a niche game with mediocre graphics. But that's ok; the people who just "play" cities skylines like it's a really bad version of blender for making pictures wouldn't be interested in the more complex model anyway. So basic stylized graphics would be completely fine.(TBH, I'd probably be fine with just isometric pixel art, but these days basic 3D is probably cheaper.)

8:16 you can fly from London to Australia in that time and it took that dude that amount of time to cross the city. Perfectly balanced

@Saren-yc1rk

6 ай бұрын

If London to Australia flight cost only $96...

@charliegrpdixon5944

5 ай бұрын

@@Saren-yc1rk oh I wish 🤣🤣

Roundabouts are pretty special though ngl

@szupko

6 ай бұрын

OMG! Hey RCE👋 Yes! Roundabouts are superior 💪

@thespiffingbrit

6 ай бұрын

Not as special as you my darling engineer 💗

@InertiaDriven07

6 ай бұрын

I’m so glad that RCE saw this video. Your sewage dump seemed to be arguably the strongest design of the entire city

@andrewbogard2411

6 ай бұрын

The island he created had the perfect shape.

@Brokenlordike

6 ай бұрын

An architect would say that.

If this city was real, bosses would still complain that workers prefer home office over commuting to work.

@Robocopnik

6 ай бұрын

Or they'd just make them live (and work remotely) on the trains, too.

@jarrod752

6 ай бұрын

Bosses would be the first ones working remotely in this city don't get it twisted. Probably make you show up at 8am for a meeting he zooms into.

@cerealpeer

6 ай бұрын

i can really feel you channeling your inner bostonian

@Red-Tower

6 ай бұрын

This has made me imagine what a nightmare world Spiff has created by the end. Spending months in these tiny moving cabins with a bunch of random people all living and working from their cramped seats, everyone trying to do zoom calls right next to each other, probably having drones deliver shitty takeout for every meal, unable to shower, and I don't even want to think about needing to "use the restroom" 😫. And that's all just going one way!

@tonyhakston536

6 ай бұрын

@@jarrod752bosses are hypocrites so they’d do both.

It took Travis a full month to get to his place of work. Spiff has once again made a perfectly balanced transport system

@gerritvalkering1068

3 ай бұрын

And so realistic!

@Leaked_Dudes

2 ай бұрын

Dude. spoilers

This is diabolical! I love it! Now, you just need to lower the speed limit for roads to 20 mph so they all feel welsh.

@pfeilspitze

6 ай бұрын

If only that was something they'd added in CS2, but no, all they did was add some node flags. (You can't even make a 2-way stop in this game; it's all-way-stop or nothing.)

Slow, expensive, unreliable public transport, im proud that Spiff is exporting the UKs "brilliant" transport to the world, brings a tear to my eye

@billywilaon3285

6 ай бұрын

I moved in this city about a year ago and at first I thought I was crazy to pay $200 a day just to go back and fourth but the jobs here are great and taxes are basically nonexistent.

@alatamore

6 ай бұрын

Whenever you feel depressed at the terrible state of government services in the UK, like public transport (what's that?), health care (what do you mean you don't take ride share in emergencies to the hospital?), or housing (hahahahaha), just take a quick holiday across the pond to visit your rebellious colonial relations. We put the fun in dysfunctional because working yourself to death to be proud of a nuclear arsenal is just our way!

@whoareyouyouareclearlylost323

6 ай бұрын

Tears of joy i suppose...

@MeCooper

6 ай бұрын

The only reason I want to visit England is to see exactly how bad their public transport is. When I was living in Western Australia I experienced such high levels of public transport that I ended up forgetting to renew my licence for two months... At the time I was working with a guy from North London who kept mentioning how our system was almost as bad as theirs. I never really got a solid explanation of why it is so bad, WA was the best public transport experience of my life lol

@awakeandwatching953

6 ай бұрын

hmmm.. yes but i think he misses the concerns with 15 min citys.. which is surprising considering hes the type of mind that could have conceived of citys divided in to multiple prison sectors that you cant leave with out permission... maybe spiff need to realise theres a german version of him at the WEF who sees humans as NPCs to be manipulated and has the UI to pull it off

The slight bump on the hill awakens me from my slumber. I blink my eyes in disbelief as tears begin to well up. We've crossed the last cut-back before the final station. Only mere hours to go! I begin to comb my impressive beard and spit-clean my glasses. I pull my fingers through my grease-knotted hair in preparation for my first day of work. Soon. So soon. I hope my wife and children are well. The horrid smell of the cramped tram, devoid of privacy or restrooms, has seeped into my jacket, stained through from my sweat and other bodily fluids. The other patrons of the public transportation system in the city all waver, bobbing slightly to the motion of the tram, corpse-like as we slide along the track. Soon.

@zinthos0019

6 ай бұрын

I honestly don’t know how to feel about this

@devinrobinson3128

2 ай бұрын

This is horrifying

@johart309

Ай бұрын

just an old Russian prose with different make-up. lmao

This is the best DB Simulator! As a non german in germany, this is THE best way to explain how it feels to take the train here. ESPECIALLY if you're in a hurry!😊

@brynieke

3 ай бұрын

As a german I strongly agree ☺️👍

with the Tram, Spiff gently dipped onto the madness of Letsgameitout, and its wonderful.

New Scammington is not a scam. Spiff just wanted to turn Cities: Skylines into Railroad Tycoon 7.

Can the train schedules be adjusted so that the passengers barely miss their next train as much as possible?

@FTW23-qq8nb

6 ай бұрын

In Germany, Switzerland and The Netherlands the integrated timed-transfer or pulse timetable is used to coordinate transfers from one line to another. The concept is that vehicles should arrive simultaneously at certain pulse points acting as transfer hubs. A clockface timetable has vehicles arriving/departing at consistent intervals often at frequency of an integer per hour.

@veggiet2009

5 ай бұрын

​@@FTW23-qq8nbthat's amazing! Would that every country/nation/principality/town should implement such a thing!

@kuhluhOG

3 ай бұрын

@@FTW23-qq8nb and somehow my home town has f'ed their table up in a way that the thing OP describes actually happen And since it's this way now for over a decade, I doubt that's going to change.

most reasonable public transportation I've ever seen. and that isn't a lie because I've never seen any public transportation beyond a school bus.

With this tram track I can't help to get the feeling, spif has had gotten a lesson from our "Deutsche Bahn". 😅

Albert Camus: one must imagine Sisyphus happy Spiff, designing that tram: one must imagine Sisyphus having to pay each time he needs to start rolling that boulder

@satyropodobny101

6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

The nightmare of game devs uploads once again

@The_musical_gamer

6 ай бұрын

More like headache when you have something really bad but haven’t found out he’s the perfect game tester but you now because of that you fix it

Spiff, You're the Evil Genius we all wish we could be! You need to add a white cat being stroked into your video's

The fact that the train network wasn't called "the scam tram" is an absolute travesty.

"Nothing jimmies my pickle quite like playing God ..." - The Spiffing Brit, 2023

@Zeppathy

6 ай бұрын

"Nothing Jimmies my pickle quite like playing TheSpiffingBrit." - God. 2023

The story of Travis is truly inspiring. He never gave up, keep it up Travis 💪

@nogohoho

6 ай бұрын

Thanks. I needed that today.

@VidelxSpopovich

6 ай бұрын

@@nogohoho Beat me to it. I’m also a Travis.

@Red-Tower

6 ай бұрын

It would have been neat to see how Travis was doing at the end of the video! Even if he was probably just stuck on a multi-month-long team ride 🙃

@birdehh4503

6 ай бұрын

The Travis that could

I have been suffering from a bad bout of the flu for the past week and this Vid made my day I laughed so much I thought I was going to cough out a lung or piss myself laughing truly made my week thanks for the cheering up Spiff cant wait for the next vid

Oh wow can't believe he perfectly recreated Wrocław's entire tram system in such a short amount of time.

Your Boss: We need you to come in to the office, John called out. You: Ok, will be there in 4 months. The crazy thing is, back in day before vehicles, planes, etc. it wouldn't be unheard of to take 4 months to get somewhere, the world seemed like a significantly bigger place back then.

@TwoGendersOnly

6 ай бұрын

Bruh, armies marched for a month or more to get to a battle just to die in the first five minutes or less. 😅

@RaihanBrine

6 ай бұрын

​@@TwoGendersOnly I know it's rude for the people who willingly fight to protect their country but... *SKILL ISSUE!*

There's no better way to procrastinate than watching Spiff torment hapless digital citizens. Change my mind.

@badoem5353

6 ай бұрын

No

@Blue_Sonnet

6 ай бұрын

No²

@Puchuchi747

6 ай бұрын

Dam I was coming to tell you, no need to change your mind. Because you're right.

@jessekeeler4899

6 ай бұрын

Not a scam

@homerman76

6 ай бұрын

How about Spiff tormenting real life players through his menace creations 🤔

New Scamminton is not a scam!! nice video btw Spiff.

This reminds me of a time when I was a kid, and I used to play a game called Stronghold Crusaders, and in it I would decrease the tax to 0%, and it was even possible to pay them to live there, then I'd add a bunch of "nice things" as the game called it, which simply boosted morale of all the citizens, and soldier units. They would then proceed to be "happy" and not require other things such as "food", which I could tell you became outrageously annoying to upkeep. So then you could just forever last in a siege from inside the castle, without worrying about food shortages, and simple sell things. There was also a glitch in the game where you could build walls around production areas, so the units would be stuck inside working, and place the ox tethers (the transfer of good produced to warehouses) inside your castle, meaning nobody got hurt, so long as you kept the production building closed by walls.

Are we optimizing for income or human suffering? Spiff: Yes

Spiff is really starting to step into Let's Game It Out territory building that tram monstrosity and im all for it 😂

@maltee69

6 ай бұрын

Let‘s Game It Out has become less interesting somehow

@MarcGeek

6 ай бұрын

It's just plain stealing the whole concept... Even the thing with the D... WTF spiff

@Vhargon

6 ай бұрын

​@@MarcGeekLGIO is not the first person to intentionally play games wrong while still succeeding. He also does not own the concept. There is no "stealing" that idea.

@Arcanua

6 ай бұрын

Spiff has been at that level for a while now xD

@Josip-Broz-Tito

6 ай бұрын

i agree@@maltee69

I have watched many of your balance and fair gameplay videos, but Spiff, good Sir, this, this right here is your monsterpiece, the bar is now in the stratosphere, how will you now beat this. I await your next genius/diabolical fair and balanced gameplay monstrosity.

I love how you get the same evil ideas that I do while playing games, but with a better accent. Many thanks!

It's not a scam! Also, we need more Pebbles the Dog. She deserves her own video.

Fair taxes Plenty of public transportation High level of education A lot of jobs Truly a paradise

@sintua

6 ай бұрын

All this town needs is a remote economy surge!

@elimgarak1127

6 ай бұрын

Public transportation only works well in video games. It's kinda hilarious. Minus a small handful of racially homogeneous countries. Either way, it's wasteful. Middlemen can't be cost-effective.

@dreadhead5719

6 ай бұрын

@@elimgarak1127 its pretty decent where i live

@r0nn7

6 ай бұрын

@@elimgarak1127 What does race have to do with public transport???

@randomtinypotatocried

6 ай бұрын

@@r0nn7They just want to be angry about public transportation. Honestly I love now living somewhere I can use public transportation and not have to slowly get pissy at someone not knowing how to use their turn signal

Your tram seems to trace out Nazca lines. Gorgeous!

Was really hoping to ride the tram in its entirety, sadly half way down the wheel over heated from going so long and the tram got stuck. Had to swim back to the station and catch the next one. I love this city.

Adam Something: builds a functioning public transit system for an American city. Spiff: builds a public transit system the way an American city planner actually would.

@darthmaul216

6 ай бұрын

Lol. I Just Watched that video

@Ryann9

6 ай бұрын

Adam Something: I'm going to add tons of public transport, so that people won't use cars to drive around the city. Also I broke the game due to the sheer amount of public transport I have in my city. TheSpiffingBrit: I'm going to add tons of public transport, so that people won't use cars to drive around the city. Also I broke the game due to the sheer amount of public transport I have in my city.

@nvelsen1975

6 ай бұрын

@@Ryann9 If anything that outcome should've taught that dogmatic Czech that his jihad against cars and tourists won't work, but he shows no signs of realising even the absolute basics of transportation. It's worrying how many people believe in carless fairytales.

@toxicatto6074

6 ай бұрын

@@nvelsen1975 Jihad against what now? Are we really just throwing words-we-don't-even-know-the-meaning-of around as a substitute of English proficiency now lol.

@nvelsen1975

6 ай бұрын

@@toxicatto6074 Jihad, holy war, like when they remove parking spaces, make roads difficult and argue it also works to spend 3-5 hours a day every working day getting to work instead of driving 30-60 minutes.

They should make it so when routes are simply far too expensive, people will just trek the open plains and produce trails. it would be incredible to see a mass of people covering the fields

@gerritvalkering1068

3 ай бұрын

not gonna lie, that would be awesome

@JC_Cali

2 ай бұрын

What is this, Tropico? Oh well it can't be, since there's no beaches, no starting cities on islands, nor tropical climates and themed maps.

@phenethylamine91

2 ай бұрын

This isn't Foundation

Please, give us more of this glorious game 🥳

I would love a series of this where you do a viewer challenge in each video/city

I appreciate that everything on this channel is really a warning of the dangers of government and ultimate power.

@quincykunz3481

6 ай бұрын

The government, corporations, capitalism, technology, Europeans as a species....

@jon-michaelsampson1120

6 ай бұрын

Capitalism as a term was actually invented by early socialists so just using that term concedes a major point to socialists. The term implies that the system is somehow focused on capital and therefore unequal wealth distribution and exploitation when in reality what they called capitalism is really just economic individualism meaning nothing more than respecting private property. In short, 19th century socialists gave a biased name to their previously unnamed enemy.@@quincykunz3481

@SivaExperiment

6 ай бұрын

@@quincykunz3481nah capitalism is fine

@You_are_wrong99

6 ай бұрын

@@SivaExperiment 1800s joined the chat.

@jsm364

6 ай бұрын

@@You_are_wrong99 capitalism is much better than the alternatives.

New Scammington is not a scam. I live there and it's great. I've been riding the train for 3 weeks straight, and I still haven't got to my location! So much to see.

I have one of the Sim City games, I haven't played it in a while so I can't remember which one it is. Anyways, I always play on Sandbox Mode as when I play in Career Mode I end up being bankrupted after only a short time. I never thought about doing an evil city until I watched this; LMAO (HYSTERICALLY). I have built disastrous roller coasters that no one dares to ride in Planet Coaster and RCT but this is something I might have to try. Well worth a subscription. Oh and lose the fake British accent, we all know you're from Kansas............

I love the Wii Menu music in the background. Really suits the unhinged chaos vibe

You're not the most evil british man alive Spiff. You don't import coffee.

@adamsalt9423

6 ай бұрын

That would be me

@NaughtyShepherd

6 ай бұрын

American here, this made me giggle. 😅

@brandonchildress4031

6 ай бұрын

Import coffee, but package it in Yorkshire Tea Gold boxes. But only every other tea bag has coffee grounds, since it's Britain the other half contain spicy peppers, with one guaranteed Carolina Reaper pack in every box!

@Blue_Sonnet

6 ай бұрын

Has Spiff ever addressed the fact that JackSepticEye sells coffee? It must have come up at some point but I must have missed it!

@TiocfaidhArLa34

6 ай бұрын

you would have to ask the irish or indians how to topple that. most evil british man is just as hard if not harder to beat than most evil austrian man.

20:48 "Just 17 hours and 50 minutes later, you arrive at your destination." Spiff has successfully recreated American mass transit. Well played :D

@HanSolo__

6 ай бұрын

It would take over 8 hours to travel from my small town in northern Poland to travel one way to the city of Slough.

@Hrafnskald

6 ай бұрын

@@HanSolo__ How far is that? 1500km or so? In the US, it takes 26 hours to go from New Orleans to Austin, a distance of around half that (822 km or so). :)

@freddiefan1973

6 ай бұрын

Except not taking into account delays, canceled buses (because there aren't enough operators) and having to wait for the next bus because the one that would get you to work relatively on time is so full nobody else will fit

@letheas6175

6 ай бұрын

@@HanSolo__ I'd say Poland might be a bit worse than Germany (and Germany much, much worse than all other surrounding countries) but it's still so much better than in the US.

@stuartfury3390

6 ай бұрын

It's cute when euros compare their tiny little cities with a massive country with almost 400 million people

Reminds me of the train journey to Aberystwyth from Carmarthen where you have to travel out of wales to go back into wales. So you can either travel 8 hours by train to get there or drive there in 1hour and 24 minutes.

"Sorry I'm late Boss" "You're late by 12 days. What happened?!" "Well the first subway was late by an hour which caused me to miss each consecutive subway after that and had to wait for their next run to complete."

I am in awe of your ability to create a travelling hellscape beyond all comprehension. I couldn't even begin to imagine creating this level of chaos. Well done, sir. Well done.

Every video he gets a little closer to becoming Josh with Let's Game It Out. A Spiff and Josh collab might break the universe.

@jhiggins85

6 ай бұрын

Spiff and a LGIO collab is something this world needs

@jasonr4518

6 ай бұрын

I was about to comment the same thing. The torture Spiff was inflicting felt very Josh-like.

@carlsiouxfalls

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, usually Spiff just likes to focus on making obscene amounts of money while Josh is more into torturing his sims. While the idea of forcing people onto paid-for public transport is the basis of Spiff's wealth generation here, the point this time seemed more on torturing citizen rather than money.

@thomascondon9447

6 ай бұрын

I think it's the natural progression for all evil genius gamers to one day become Josh. I know I've been there. Sorry Sims, but if the game lets me sell the pool ladder, I'm going to sell the pool ladder.

@aqwevony3275

6 ай бұрын

Ooh add callmekevin in there for maximum chaos

Please post full commute as timelapse. Look of the city and Fallicon Island should be magnificent!

Travis' commute reminds me a lot of my commute to work in Washington, DC.

I'm scared the next generation of city planners will be inspired by this

As the city just dissolves into Metro 2033, as the entire population, effectively, lives in the subway cars

Lol! Thats hilarious, would love to explore your city via public transit. So many touristy things to see. Lovely ride through the forest, over the bay an out over the sea. And those skyscrapers, OMG, the skyscrapers... and all that for less then $200 bucks?. Love it. Just... how do i get to your marvelously fair city? This whole thing reminds me of that Dr. Who episode, where people were stuck in traffic their entire lives. And they have children who also have children. OMG!!

Spiff you've outdone yourself. This is a step up on the parkageddon from CS1

Once again, in an attempt to create a dystopia, Spiff has accidentally created the perfect society. If it takes most of a single day just to get to work, and you have to go back home after every day of work, the highest number of days you can actually hypothetically work is 3, 2 if you still get weekends. No wonder everyone is happy, you've given everyone 4-5 days off a week! And they still have to be paid well enough to keep coming to work. Perfectly balanced!

New Scammington is not a scam! I can safely say that on my twelfth hour of travel on our wonderful train service. Edit: Very efficient construction in this city. The train ride got twice as long while I was riding it. But it's fine, I'll be at work tomorrow. Edit 2: I want to get off New Scammington's Wild Ride.

@sinteleon

6 ай бұрын

Think of it as a staycation. :V

when I visited New Scammington, its accessible transport system was the best part!

well, very nce. No human being would ever live in Megalopolis, but I assume all of the green partiers, of course, as individual transport is nearly prohibited and public transport is not creating any pollution at all. What a paradise for them to live! I enjoyed your video a lot, thank you. And try italian coffee

No wonder his townspeople are so happy, he just transformed their home into a summer home

I don't know why, but I have this image in my head of Spiff having died, finding himself standing before the Pearly Gates, seeing a sign saying "yes, we do judge you for sins committed in video games", and just being like "shit"

@JetJeb5648

6 ай бұрын

let´s game it out watching from afar 😶😶

@blshouse

5 ай бұрын

Along with the hordes of Rimworld players...

You have made it!!! You build a perfect mirror of the public transfer transport in Germany! It is so nice to see that your Cims now feel the same as our citizens in Germany. I feel so home :)

2:12 ''There are just currently a few issues with my design''.... Just a few? Are you sure? lol

Five stops over 106 km... this tram line sounds like the intercity bus route where I live (Fraser Valley, British Columbia, Canada)... except that it's all folded into a single city. Glorious! Edit: And then it became five times as glorious. This is amazing, and I can't wait to see more from Spiff and create my own urban hellscape.

@theoneandonlymeshe9174

4 ай бұрын

Abbotsford to Aldergrove, Aldergrove to Langley, Langley to Surrey Central, then you can finally hop a Skytrain 😂

If we truly live in a simulation, I just hope I don't end up in the one created by spiff 😅

@patrickhenry7721

6 ай бұрын

So long as you don’t mention the Boston Tea Party you’ll be ok…..probably

@farshnuke

4 ай бұрын

I think you just explained a lot actually.

Normal cities "We are expanding the tram network." People: YAAAAY Spiff's city "We are expanding the tram network" People: OH GOD.

If there´s one thing I learn about myself from Spiff´s videos, it is that I´m just thinking way too "normal" for these games :)

"Isn't it great when you get on a train and it actually goes to its destination, instead of a replacement bus service?" As a Torontonian, I hope to experience that at least once before I die.

When I see this, I think a collaboration between Let´s Game it out´s Josh and Spiff would be absolute nightmare material planing the most unefficient city xD

@Red-Tower

6 ай бұрын

I'm not sure how it would work, but I'd love to see a city-planning collab between LGIO, Spiff, RealCivilEngineer, and maybe RTGame and/or CallMeKevin. Maybe they each spend like 45mins-an hour starting a city and then hand it off to the next person until everyone has had played with each city and seeing the results. Bonus points if they delete as little as possible so they can all recognize the parts they "contributed" (good or bad). I remember Spiff doing something kind of like that as a promotion for (I think?) Two-Point Campus? It was a lot of fun seeing everyone's take on stuff.

@Yeetmastr4

6 ай бұрын

I would love to see a LGIO and Spiff collab. Then again, I would love to have 30 million cats. We can't all get what we want. (Unless we kill each other)

@Saren-yc1rk

6 ай бұрын

Unefficient? Spiff's city actually makes a fair amount of money

Absolutely love this! 100% approve of this city!

This has to be the funniest cities skylines video I have ever seen. I'm dying laughing 😂😅 thank you

New Scammington is not a scam. I love going to work on public transport, I especially love the view on the 12th hour! Just wish there where food on the tram, my kids starved to dead on the fourth day, but it's all good as me and my wife ate them and made it to the shopping district and boy did they have some good offers!

New Scamington is not a scam, I love only having to work 2 days a week

More plz!! I love your chaos.

Oh man, you've given Rishi Sunak his greatest plan for HS2 now. Thanks Spiffing Brit, sons crying now.

Every time Spiff starts cutting down trees for Timber, I get flashback to the Prison Architect video where I first discovered him.

Totally not a scam living in New Scammington. 11/10 city. Would live here.

@Mac_Omegaly

6 ай бұрын

Totally not a scam, think about it. You can probably pack a sleeping bag and sleep in that tram. Play games too. How kind of our city designer to let us use electrical sockets on the tram. Think about it this way... $50 for a three night stay is a fantastic deal.

Love my city skyline content. And now you have a video on it. Let’s go

16:55 Deutsche Bahn (German Railways): Allow me to introduce myself

These are the people who also went to your last themepark.

Start of the video: People will walk if it is faster to walk, so I've made the road longer. End of the video: I've added 3 days of travel time to the tram. ...shouldn't all of the citizens be expert hikers now? That highway that only circles the residential area once seems like a direct route all of a sudden.

@miflofbierculles5117

6 ай бұрын

i think there is a maximum distance for how long a citizen will walk

@NightLexic

6 ай бұрын

The issue is, the route is still shorter than the highway as the game only takes into account each leg individually. So its shorter to go to the first rail station than it is to walk to the other side.

@thespiffingbrit

6 ай бұрын

@@NightLexic correct! All of the legs are calculated independently allowing for our exploit

@zaphod4245

6 ай бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit You know, you could have had the tram line go along the streets in the residential and commerce areas, but just not have any stops, so the people on the tram have to literally go along the streets they want to go to, but can't get off lol

A wise man once said "i follow the laws of the Geneva convention,and to say i follow them is a stretch of the imagination"

I absolutely love that Spiff tortures himself to settup a city to Torture the sims that live in it.

I effing love your builds. Would this by chance be Professor Moriarty? How about a city with residential, industrial and cemeteries

Travis sat and shows how grateful he is on the city’s very efficient and amazing transportation, the greatest city indeed.

16:50 Spiff has never visited the absolute paradise known as Belgium. Belgium! Where trains run on joy, but society’s low on fuel.

This is insane. Please make more.

As a proud citizen of Scammington, that isnt held at gunpoint inside a subway station, I must say that this is the greatest city I will ever be in.

Hands down the funniest, meanest yet most ingeniously profitable CS2 city I’ve seen yet. Gives Let’s Game It Out a run for its money.

fantastic as always. love the commentary.

Oh you're the guy that can run an actual city of 40k without a slideshow ! Man all the parked cars EVRYWHERE is triggering me so hard, why does every street need to have parking spots in this game? Immersion is so hard for colossal order to get right.

If I had to live in New Scammington: I'd open a Restaurant/Grocery shop and live out of it or, due the high level of education, have a job in which I could easily work from home. I'd have a gym membership so I could wash-up there. As long as I can avoid being taxed, you better believe I'd be there.

😂😂😂 wow spiff…looks like plenty of opportunities to recreate the Boston tea party while on that Tram ride! 🇺🇸

Beautiful! Spiff should be Prime minister of England and RTgame Ireland. Imagine the infrastructural improvement and quality of life changes they'd bring the UK!

:D :D In my city, I made parking at the side of the road impossible by green strips and planted very expensive parking spaces everywhere. They are always full and my citizens are always happy when I plant more.

At first i was horrified and afraid that Spiff had snapped totally... then shrugged as i remembered he did that years ago

Sees first tram switch-back section: "Okay, that's not quite what I expected to see when Lord Spiff mentioned adding a longer tram line." Sees Final tram switch-back: "Now *THIS* is what I was expecting! A tram line that looks like the demon spawn sprogling of Yorkshire Tea Gold and the Nazca Lines. At least the city's residents can get a wonderful close-up of the glory of Phallicus Island."

"when dad left he said he was going to buy some smokes.. was 5 month ago" "Don't worry bro, he may still come back in 3 then, he's on time !"

I haven't finished the video yet, but I would live in your city as long as I only need to send you offerings of tea.