dry humor is an underappreciated art.

@1977moonchild1

5 жыл бұрын

joelmgarton One needs a brain to get it? Get what you fucking moron? I got everything he said. I just didn’t find him one bit funny. Twat

@alanparana6899

5 жыл бұрын

quacka 1003 you probably only understood the surface

@1977moonchild1

5 жыл бұрын

Alan Parana Shut Up you 🔔end

@michaellavery4899

5 жыл бұрын

@joelmgarton just fuck off

@epicproportionsmediaproduc6697

5 жыл бұрын

First guy says “you need a brain to get it.” Second guy says “need a brain to get what?” Now THAT Is funny!

I am literally going to be dying inside until someone asks me what super power I want.

@jonsmith2436

10 жыл бұрын

fine. what super power do you want?

@JosephLarson

10 жыл бұрын

Jon Smith Cold war russia. [sigh] Thanks for the effort. It's just not the same.

@AlpiVladi

10 жыл бұрын

can you please explain the joke , I don't quite get it .

@JosephLarson

10 жыл бұрын

Alpi Vladi Google "cold war russia" and read the wiki article on the cold war.

@yourdeadmother

10 жыл бұрын

***** dont make it so hard for him, couldnt you just tell explain it instead of sending him on a google journey.

This guy is hilarious. You just don't hear good one-liners from comedians anymore. He didn't even curse and I was cracking up. Great job, man.

@theleetality

10 жыл бұрын

He said feet are shit hands..

@jamescyr286

10 жыл бұрын

12 people dont realize "Shit" is a curse word.

@TommyWalls007

10 жыл бұрын

"You just don't hear good one-liners from comedians anymore." Haha he didn't do many one-liners. Most of them were short anecdotes. A one liner should be one sentance, straight to the punchline. See Tim Vine if you like one liners.

@GraffitiBMXskate

10 жыл бұрын

Look up Milton Jones and Tim Vine, they're both fantastic one liner comedians.

@addishat

10 жыл бұрын

Because normally, cursing is funny?

The "Christ is for life and not just for dogmas" really is a brilliant joke.

@jesserifkin

10 жыл бұрын

I actually don't understand that joke. Can somebody explain?

@kinggimped

10 жыл бұрын

There's a famous phrase that goes "a dog is for life, not just for Christmas". It was an effort to stop people from irresponsibly buying pet dogs for their kids at Christmas when they weren't in a position to look after them for life. This guy turns it round and says "A Christ is for life, not just for dogmas". The word 'dogma' means a set of rules, usually followed by a religion. It still makes perfect sense with those two words reversed. Very clever play on words.

@BdR76

10 жыл бұрын

kinggimped thanks, never heard that slogan so I also didn't get that joke.

@chapter4444

5 жыл бұрын

@@kinggimped without your explanation not even for a million dollars would I have understood that joke

@UltimateBrofist13

5 жыл бұрын

Merry Christmas eve with that username ??

Audience went super silent when he said 'black people', I could feel the tension lolol

@strontiumstargazer3124

5 жыл бұрын

Was there an audience?

@casmartin790

5 жыл бұрын

It's almost like they thought they'd automatically appear racist if someone made a sound during that moment lol. Was the joke borderline racist though?

@strontiumstargazer3124

5 жыл бұрын

Cas Martin I wouldn’t be surprised if a sound engineer provided the laughter and this pause.

@Hello_there_obi

5 жыл бұрын

@@casmartin790 There's no such thing as a racist joke as it's a just that. A joke. You're not serious about it. It's not mockery either. Stop scattering glass around humour or you'll kill it and our civilization as we know it will go to shit.

@guscounelis476

5 жыл бұрын

He's an idiot! Why would anyone think he's funny?

dry humor is so fucking funny

@GirGir183

8 жыл бұрын

The venue obviously isn't dry. There would be much less laughter without the booze taken. I still think he was fairly good tho. Just that a lot of the laughter sounded like drunken roaring.

@heavysaber9431

7 жыл бұрын

+Selinor578 There would still be decent amounts of laughters without the booze taken, I think you're underestimating dry humor too much.

"A christ is for life, and not just for dogmas" - this guy is an absolute fucking genius.

@ronstero

10 жыл бұрын

Could you explain this joke to me? English isn't my first language.

@eddietemple2302

10 жыл бұрын

ronstero There's a popular phrase in America/England, "A dog is for life, and not just for Christmas", as there's a common trend of buying puppies for people, and the puppies don't get looked after properly - they get a dog to look cool. So this guy subverts this phrase by switching "dog" and "christ" round, implying that celebrities only claim to be christian for a dogma: to appeal to the public, who will think better of them for their religion - they follow Christ to look cool. So it's basically just a very clever bit of word play.

@joelmaliskas2577

10 жыл бұрын

Eddie Marais Not a popular phrase in America

@eddietemple2302

10 жыл бұрын

Joel Maliskas Why do Americans always have to find something to complain about?

@joelmaliskas2577

10 жыл бұрын

I wasn't complaining?

hes a one liner and a free style rapper?!?! wow. you need more subs bro

@Josh-zn4yi

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao dude I just came from one of your videos damn

@user-xf6ox6zx4w

3 жыл бұрын

.,

@joseph1845

3 жыл бұрын

Thankfully he doesn't pander for fame, which will mean in the current world he won't make it mainstream, because in order to do so you must speak the language of woke.

No wonder this guy needs water on stage, he's so dry.

@SupportTheTeam

10 жыл бұрын

and on that bombshell goodnight

@omyyer

10 жыл бұрын

grab that mic bro

@danetto431

10 жыл бұрын

Its Cola.

@archiboldpatsanza884

6 жыл бұрын

Damn you are a one liner yourself

@Andrew-ee8uh

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that’s water.....and you might wanna invest in a filter

"A dog is for life, not just for Christmas" is a slogan from Dogs Trust, formerly known as the National Canine Defence League, which is an animal welfare charity and humane society in the United Kingdom which specialises in the well-being of dogs.

@typingreallyfast

8 жыл бұрын

+DothanFanatixTV Thanks m8. I was struggling with that one.

@FanatixPublishing

8 жыл бұрын

+Liam MacRoibin Interesting, I just looked it up because the joke went over my head, wanted to share for others.

@AmitSrivatsa

7 жыл бұрын

Now I know why he said that was a brilliant joke! :)

@noname54eeee

6 жыл бұрын

Ahhhh okay now I get it ta!

@loodlebop

6 жыл бұрын

DothanFanatixTV explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, you understand it better but the frog dies in the process.

This guy is killing it now as a freestyle rapper!

@vicmartone

3 жыл бұрын

Too bad rap sucks, he is really funny

@johnray5568

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, shame.

@jesjames

11 ай бұрын

Comedian and freestyle comedian rapper. He's funny whatever he does

@alpha0xide9

9 ай бұрын

​@@vicmartoneYou haven't seen him perform then. Amazing stuff

@battleshipyamato8505

8 ай бұрын

​@@vicmartoneyeah actually his rap is not that kind of rap

I’ve never heard an audience sound more like a generic laughtrack on a 90s sitcom.

@shavonegranville6004

5 жыл бұрын

Christopher Rule guess what?!

@joshybratwurst1398

5 жыл бұрын

@@shavonegranville6004 What? Oh, I'm not the guy, but what

@shavonegranville6004

5 жыл бұрын

@@joshybratwurst1398 It's a laugh track! Surprise!

@joshybratwurst1398

5 жыл бұрын

@@shavonegranville6004 I swear to god you just changed your profile pic, dude

@craigkerr9281

5 жыл бұрын

We attended one of his shows. He was funny. I don't think there was no added sound track. People were having fun.

Dead pan gets me in trouble all of the time, but I love it when a comedian does it right.

@homelackin2234

5 жыл бұрын

It's a vastly unappreciated way of being

@nikscott6644

4 жыл бұрын

💯

That was the element of surprise. XD

That black joke, I honestly thought it was going down the route of "But I can't remember, because I wrote it down and it got stolen"

@rojax_thevoicetm2385

5 жыл бұрын

Omg an EVEN BETTER punchline that would've been.

@noahfym4439

3 жыл бұрын

Glad he said what he said and not that bs lmfaoo

Crazy how much his standup demeanor has changed... Yet each are really funny.

Who tf is this guy? Everything hes put out that has wound up on my recommendations has kkiiiilllleeedddd

@cooIfooI

4 жыл бұрын

this is the same guy who does the freestyles??

@RobinFlysHigh

4 жыл бұрын

@@cooIfooI yes

@toddkapp6629

4 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree more haha doing the same thing

@inspirednaija7204

4 жыл бұрын

Wow, that's Chris Turner 2011!!!

@thesaneparty4079

4 жыл бұрын

He's a guy who's smart enough not to upload his shit jokes.

"Christ is for life, and not just for dogmas" is one of the best jokes I've ever heard. Genius.

@mrjoelsmith

5 жыл бұрын

Gonçalo Almeida it would be very difficult if English isn’t your first language! There’s a very good explanation further up the comments 👍

@roreah

5 жыл бұрын

@@goncaloalmeida1353 "a dog is for life, not just for Christmas".

@rojax_thevoicetm2385

5 жыл бұрын

Really good flip on that phrase.

@dkalambokis78

5 жыл бұрын

@@goncaloalmeida1353 dogmas is also a word so it makes perfect sense too. Such a great guy!

@brianlaudrupchannel

Жыл бұрын

Only got it when I see the words

I like how in Britain comedy is generally more dry and more about the jokes. In the US it's almost more about your personality. Like you can just be likeable and not that funny. This dude in particular is hilarious

@MohamedElkashef1

9 жыл бұрын

Dry humour requires more personality than any other form of comedy I think.

@michaelxpettis

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty ironic claim given that this guy is simply and very obviously a British copy of Steven Wright, and has built his entire persona around Wright, who is a true original.

@Flipindabird23

6 жыл бұрын

PM nothing wrong with taking influence from somebody you loved to watch as a kid man. He isn’t stealing jokes; maybe calm down, and let the kid hit his stride.

@tomimpala

6 жыл бұрын

I think the best comedians you find funny in spite of them.

@jaytexmartin

6 жыл бұрын

Jared Piper, I think you missed PM's point. He was not putting the kid down or accusing him of stealing jokes or even saying that taking influence from another comedian is bad. He was simply replying to James Brown's comment. He was simply pointing out that there are dry deadpan comedians who make it about the joke in America as well, and some of the best at it at that. That it isn't a British thing as James Brown insinuated.

KZread: 2011 no 2012 no 2013 no 2014 no 2015 no 2016 no 2017 no 2018 no 2019 yessss this is the year

@CrazyFunnyCats

4 жыл бұрын

Aditya Krishna Malhotra no 2020

@thatubeman2008

4 жыл бұрын

Agree, this dude is bout to blow up!

@pvic6959

4 жыл бұрын

loli had to come back to find his earliest videos

@cb7pwn

4 жыл бұрын

yup, well said.. the internet can make you an overnight star, or re ignite an over due one!

3:50 - he's right, that is a brilliant joke! Over the heads of most of the audience I think.

Outstanding! Watched this clip 3 times, back-to-back. (My girlfriend complained that she couldn`t see the screen.)

I keep coming back to this, every couple of years. It's so brilliantly funny. 👏😆

Every couple years this pops up. I have to watch it every time.

Absolutely brilliant, Chris. As dry as that was & you didn't crack once. Hysterical performance. Thank you.

As we say in Australia As dry as a dead dingoes donger.

@Shadowheartmk

5 жыл бұрын

hahaha thus is the best

@adamdunlaptv

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jackgarrix4150

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. Not a saying

@drgrubenhiemer

5 жыл бұрын

@@jackgarrix4150 it is in Australia.......

@Polosak

4 жыл бұрын

As dry as a nuns......😊

The dogmas joke was absolutely incredible.

@bealetm

3 жыл бұрын

I said to myself, "That was brilliant!" just before he did.

I love how KZread makes you watch 2 ads now, before the video starts, awesome

@SmuttyNLP

4 жыл бұрын

So amazing. I wish it was just all ads and you only see a thumbnail of the video.

@tripnils7535

4 жыл бұрын

KZread has ads?

@urchy54

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Do you want to know WHY??? It's because KZread wants you to pay for an ad-free subscription. Notice also that half of the un-skippable ads are House Ads. That is, ads for KZread subscriptions, or - worse - Google tabletty-things. I can't recall the proper name for them because I just CANCEL the clip I was hoping to see and watch something else. Bad news for the creator because he/ she is denied the viewership... Bad for monetized creators Maybe they should complain to KZread because I for one can't find a way of getting in touch with KZread to lodge a complaint.

I am friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know Y. XXXDDD I CANT XD

@Moneyman-33

6 жыл бұрын

Kaneki Ken I was expecting him to say "Just not U"

@aarontan2197

6 жыл бұрын

@@Moneyman-33 yea i was thinking "i hate u"

Dry humour and the wit is the best in comical stand up. As well as hecklers being destroyed. 'A Christ is for life, not just for Dogmas' 😂😂

@keesalemon

3 жыл бұрын

I dont get it, could you please explain that one?

This guys is a comic genius! This is one of the toughest types of comedic art to master and this guy nails it! Just watch his intro; no ass kissing, no crowd cheering, no etc.. He walks in, one well delivered quick line, and BAM.. the crowd was his from that moment on. Just Wow!

"feet are just shit hands" gosh does anyone know what these kind of jokes are called?

@lifeofgreengo9249

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan Schmosling one liners?

@theangrybirdgodofthebadlan2583

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan Schmosling deadpan

@SenpaiTorpidDOW

7 жыл бұрын

Deadpan surreal humour.

@sonicseducer69

6 жыл бұрын

Torpid DOW deadpan serial humor

@tomimpala

6 жыл бұрын

Surreal deadpan one-liner humour.

The "Dog-mass" joke is quite possibly the best joke I've ever heard.

@NormadYT

4 жыл бұрын

Me no understand joke

@georgelopezlover0

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Here before this man goes ultra viral

@pacstreetboyyeah6013

4 жыл бұрын

This video is 8 years old

@bobcoco6047

4 жыл бұрын

Too late, he's infected

I remember watching this video 6 years ago, and it still makes me laugh!

These jokes are absolutely top notch - gonna go look for more from this guy

This was some of the funniest, intellectually stimulating comedy I've heard in a long time. Bravo!

I keep coming back to this video because I love one liner comedy, and this dude is so good. Should've been bigger by now.

@ALL-il1sw

Жыл бұрын

Maybe even a rapper

Thanks for the recommendation, this guy is brilliant and you should definitely check out his other stuff.

How you executed it, the amount of irony and sarcasm, even the pun(ji) stick. All the reason why I love dry humor.

I love the mixture of laughter and groaning. Thats the sign of proper dry humour!

4:15 had me DYING, This guys a genius xD haha

Chris is just so amazing, guys. What he just did was a freestyle segment and you gotta be really creative to think of bars and rhymes at the spot. He sets a bar for us as a great and fun comedian. Hats off Chris.

Not gonna lie I got lost in some of the British word choice, but those puns were amazing

@haydencook682

5 жыл бұрын

@DisforDubbyThat was pretty good...+1 for you

@haydencook682

5 жыл бұрын

@DisforDubbyI thought you were making a pun...I said British, you ironically said English which the language and what us Americans refer to the British as...-1 for not getting your own pun

@DeeViiking

5 жыл бұрын

which of the words did u not get?

@JadesOfGrey

5 жыл бұрын

Yea there were two jokes I didn’t get

@haydencook682

5 жыл бұрын

Fucking butthole I replied to deleted his comments.

Oh my god. Even your comedy from eight years ago is genius.

A man high on Paracetamol sent me here.

@skalerz396

10 жыл бұрын

I actually got 100k on peggle extreme twice. I feel so accomplished :D

@emmy9345

10 жыл бұрын

Skalerz24792 liar!

@bytefu

5 жыл бұрын

That's an odd choice of building material.

@abtwopoint0

5 жыл бұрын

Who gets high on tylenol?

@LaZanyarr

4 жыл бұрын

I don't understand a single comment in this thread :D

You are amazing..... no seriously that was like the funniest thing i've ever watched!

This is the kind of comedy I don't want too much of but always love, sitting here savoring this, lmao.

bracism is a serious issue, thanks for bringing attention to it

@maxmuller4676

5 жыл бұрын

You look like you have plenty of other things to be offended about

the element of surprise... nuff said

I just remembered that I saw this performance way before I became a fan of the rapper. This is one of my all time fav and I just matched your face now. Omg 🤷‍♂️😅 . You’re a legend!

“Coughing up more blood than a bulimic vampire” absolutely brilliant

He sounds like Professor Snape's son.

@kcufeht5795

5 жыл бұрын

Jeff S. So that's why he sounds so depressed. His father died... Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

his seriousness is brilliant

Absolutely brilliant. I love how the whole "deadpan" act was leading up to the finale. Keep on keepin' on.

Hysterical, thank you!

Chris is a fantastic comedian. The Christmas dogma joke, when he finished I genuinely exclaimed out loud what a brilliant joke! Chris clearly agreed!

LOL the dead pan delivery is awesome.

Omg, I watched this forever ago. I’ve been watching his raps for about a year and this just got recommended, and it blew my mind.

Aw man, I don't recall if I've seen this one yet or not, but it's brilliant! I'm thinking you have to be my favorite comedian of all time.

And he turns out to be one of the most gifted freestyle rappers as well

Christ is for life, not just for Dogmas. He's right, that is a brilliant joke

@bjarnebratsberg4724

4 жыл бұрын

Captain?

Thank you recommended for giving me this fantastic video.

Oh my God that got me in tears :'''D

Genius. He has a signature style like Mitch Hedburg. Not that they are alike but in a way that they are both unique in their own delivery.

Chris it literally ANNOYS THE FUCK OUT of me that you haven't got recent stuff...I mean long stand ups...!!! LOVE YOUR STUFF!!!!!! Huge fan.

This was amazing, you're a talented comedian dude!

I NEVER get tired of this set

@dtwelve2086

8 жыл бұрын

same here

"Possessio is nine-tenths of the word" This joke... Was meant to be

Damn, that was fantastic. You earned a Sub with that one. Cheers!

Utterly brilliant - I love the "Bracists" remark and the Christ/Dogmas joke really is brilliant. I love his deadpan delivery (similar to Steven Wright). It takes some guts to deliver so slow and deadpan but then again his material is superb. Interestingly more recently he seems to have changed his style completely.

This guy is brilliant.

I’d have Cold War Russia is genius & undoubtedly the best one

@peteroz7332

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know why... 😋

@aryamanmishra154

5 жыл бұрын

can someone explain pls

@peteroz7332

5 жыл бұрын

@@aryamanmishra154 - explain what? A joke?... Or explain why we think it's the best?... C'mon, really?

@stenzy282

5 жыл бұрын

care to explain it

@peteroz7332

5 жыл бұрын

@@stenzy282 - listen, please, from @3:18 for 10 seconds, everything is there. I believe that you'll understand. 🤗💪👌👍

Love his dead-pan delivery...and he's cute too

I really liked That! Thanks for sharing.

This guy is so brilliantly dry but amazingly funny. LOL!

This guy is hilarious!

That was a joyously wonderful set!

Now that's incorporating an act into a comedy routine .... bloody brilliant !!

this guys dry humour is brilliant

I was sent here by a man who could never get the ball in the 100,000 hole

@quixotic7408

10 жыл бұрын

BROTHER

@skalerz396

10 жыл бұрын

I actually got 100k on peggle extreme twice. I feel so accomplished :D

@TheLostChild98

10 жыл бұрын

You are lying! lol No, seriously, well done.

@DMKyle

10 жыл бұрын

Skalerz24792 same :D

@shade994777

10 жыл бұрын

JD Brown wait so your saying we all have a imagination spot?

That was gold man. Cracked me up

Ahahahaha! This is the comedy we all wanted.

I sold this guy some stuff in a rail station store a few months back, nice guy, hoping you're having a wonderful time living in the states

One to watch out for.

Hilarious! I laughed all the way through my first time watching this video. I always love comedians who are more clever and do more puns.

Can't believe he turned out to be a freestyle rapper on the spot. The stand up comedy experience sharpened his mind into humor.

The kid is good.:)

22 years old and already a polished dead-pan delivery? You'll go far my son. Reminded me if a young Stewart Lee. Actually an old Stewart Lee would do just as well.

That is a brilliant act. I really laughed out loud watching this.

You are excellent Chris! Very bright and inventive humor!

A good pun is its own reword.

inteligent comedy is the best one

@bflp

8 жыл бұрын

+Corbin Tinnon thanks, I'm Portuguese, so sometimes i make grammar mistakes ;)

@AriochStarr

8 жыл бұрын

That was a spelling mistake, not a grammatical one. ;¬)

@bflp

8 жыл бұрын

AriochStarr true xD

@ChuckieManioItsReallyMe

6 жыл бұрын

You sure?

@ryanx9372

5 жыл бұрын

All good humor takes intelligence to appreciate.

Element of surprise, that was a great one!

Masterful, to say the least!

"Life destroying mouthload of social stigma" LMAOOO

Saw this video, looked him up. To my amazement he's also an incredible freestyle rapper :| No, really, look it up.

I first watched this whilst sober. I am now watching it whilst inebriated drinking home made Rumanian wine. I laughed the first time, now I'm subscribing.

That was the element of surprise

"Possessio is nine-tenths of the word" finally understand that joke, mostly because it was hard to make out. "Possession is nine-tenths of the law."