If you want a joke with an innuendo, Stewart Francis will give you one.

@alm2187

Жыл бұрын

Know what would make for some nice contrast, though? There's the one about the housekeeper, the window washer, and the pool man. It's a good, clean joke. That all changed when someone optioned the movie rights. The workmen wore showy work clothes, but they put the housekeeper in one of those French maid costumes...

Absolute genius his humour is suited for the British audience 👍🏻

He's the best one liner in the world today.

@kylestubbs8867

2 жыл бұрын

Funny how that all started…

@Don-ii4vm

Жыл бұрын

I prefer Gary Delaney, he seems to have a wider repertoire. Milton Jones, Jimmy Carr, Steven Wright are also great.

@joeboobyer5362

Жыл бұрын

Gary Delaney for Filth and tim vine for dad jokes

@ploppythekangaroo

Жыл бұрын

Tim vine.

@mikeorclem

Жыл бұрын

or is he.

Stewart Francis is a great comedian. :-)

@dalek3086

4 ай бұрын

def not funny

@A..Shadow..

2 ай бұрын

​@@dalek3086 He's funnier than your dead relatives though. And they're hilarious.

That sun joke was brilliant.

@larryclemens1850

7 ай бұрын

Or, was it?

He's awesome and his voice reminds me of Phil Hartman

Really appreciate one liners and a play on words, many thanks Stewart.

The 7 thumbs down 👎 are people who remember swimming back to shore thinking….

@kissmypaleass

Жыл бұрын

Wow,you have 7 thumbs?!?

@larrybubley1393

Жыл бұрын

@@kissmypaleass tree

@JesusIsKing50

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@marty_blue3544

Жыл бұрын

Tastes sort of peppery doesn't it

@JesusIsKing50

Жыл бұрын

As I read this comment I remember swimming back to shore thinking 🤔

That book store rejection joke was hilarious 😆😂

Love it, great comedian, or is he.

@alm2187

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my act. Everyone was laughing at my stories of little, personal misfortunes. Then I had to get on-stage and do my act.

@khymaaren

4 ай бұрын

Hard to tell with this renegade.

Francis and Vine king of the one liners. Quality comedy best since Monkhouse and Cooper.

I like that some of these gags he was doing back in the 90s, but he keeps them in and then builds on them, adding new bits to them and refining them over the years, so when you think you've heard it before, he comes out with something unexpected and new, but still familiar.

My favorite one liner comedian.

Never heard of him.He’s awesome!

@ianmcnulty3279

4 ай бұрын

He was one of the grieving fathers at Sandy Hook. Not a very good actor though. Sorry for his sad loss

Superb talent

Such a great act, wrapping around and back.

Love this set. Good work 😂

a grade class act

This always makes me laugh out loud.

Very Very funny guy.

Such a riot!😂😂😂😂

One of the greatest one liners comedian! Rodney Dangerfield,Steve Wright, Mitch Herbert RIP , him , Anthony Jeselnik ,Milton Jones

@noeldarby1635

8 ай бұрын

Gary Delaney is also a great 1liner comedian, particularly his more naughty stuff.

@artomarto679

8 ай бұрын

Tim vine

@communitycollegegenius9684

8 ай бұрын

Mitch Hedberg still hurts. Watching his old videos is like a celebration. Super funny, he's still alive while you're watching and you don't want it to end.

Modern day Steve Wright with slightly different tempo.....brilliant!

Brilliant for 8 minutes.

Clever stuff.

Very funny man indeed❤❤❤

king of one liners!

Funny stuff!

Merry Christmas sir, and a Happy New Year's. Your cool.

He should collab with Tim Vine

@thebaron9059

Жыл бұрын

They could do half a line each!

Hes funny.

How do you remember all of them, and remember that you already said it so you don’t actually repeat yourself?! I actually saw Gary Delaney (whom I greatly respect as well) and he did repeat himself once in the same set and the audience just laughed for him again and it was delightful.

@kylestubbs8867

20 күн бұрын

Honestly, I was waiting for him to say “Did I already do my deja vu joke?” again.

I'm so lazy I got a award for it ..I got someone else to pick it up for me 😊

To wrote one liners is a gift i wish i could have, any books on the craft?

@lowercasej23

Жыл бұрын

i find the punchlines first then work around that. i often hear common phrases that sound funny when the context is changed. for exmaple, tim vine's joke: "so i was playing football on an aeroplane and there i was, running up the wing..."

@anthonygarner6194

Жыл бұрын

i think you can get the books in a library not just on a boat!! you can have that one neil.

@tobyhart

Жыл бұрын

One liners: snorted By Charlie Sheen

@tobyhart

Жыл бұрын

"writing one liners in two easy steps" by Adon Moore

@JasonSchmidt-1979

Жыл бұрын

@@anthonygarner6194 noice!

I was thinking about doing a review

@needfoolthings

5 ай бұрын

...swimming back to shore?

Richard and Judy. 🤣

@hensonlaura

7 ай бұрын

Loved how the audience gasped! He only said what everyone thinks 🤭

Some nice one-liners and deadpan as Steven Wright but in Stewart's case one doesn't have to work so hard to get the jokes (followed by a visual joke).

Eye dew enjoy won liners!

Funny.

Sept 2020? These one liners have been going around for AGES

@fuzzylogiceire

8 ай бұрын

Description says this is from 2008.

@hensonlaura

7 ай бұрын

You're lazy and don't even bother to know the dates of what you're imprecisely criticizing. "Forever" 🙄

At least his dad taught him to swim.

I could crush a grape!

@thegraciefighter102

Жыл бұрын

I could wrestle an action man. He’s come a long way since crackerjack

@TallSilentGuy

7 ай бұрын

I could rip a tissue!

Funny guy. Too bad the sound guy can’t figure out the audience mikes. Distracting.

Beatles moonlight bay

Richard is 64, Judy is 72

Tim Vine

The one change I'd suggest for this act? Make the abandoned-by-dad jokes about having to go home on foot instead of swimming. A boy learns to run just to save time. That's the way to incorporate a running joke.

Han Solo's brother. Or is he?

Amazing comedian . Be better if he had more jokes on here as they all seem the same ones over the years

Uh

If you see 1 of his shows, you've seen them all. He may change the order, but uses the same jokes.

@pp312

8 ай бұрын

Do you expect him to come up with a whole new routine every time? He's moving from country to country, and he mixes the jokes just enough. Be kind.

@richy69ify

4 ай бұрын

He didn't tell the one about the lolly pop lady

Audience sounds too young

@stephenjones1380

3 жыл бұрын

Yep, they were pretty terrible. Probably didn't get most of the jokes.

terrible suit, good comedian

He needs new material

I liked the guy on Mock the Week but, he’s repeating all the same one liners, pity.

@mattpalmer6071

3 жыл бұрын

They all repeat bits from their sets James Acaster, Gary Delaney all of em.

@kylestubbs8867

2 жыл бұрын

Really? When did he do “I swam back to shore thinking” on _Mock the Week?_

@kjamison5951

2 жыл бұрын

It’s called ‘original material’. He’s not using jokes from other comedians. Comedians are like bands, they do a set and everyone likes to hear the classics.

@allstarwatt7246

Жыл бұрын

@@kjamison5951 ✔

@stevetaylor7403

Жыл бұрын

When you watch your favourite band at a gig don’t they repeat their old numbers.

The sound is horrible… it ruined the enjoyment.

Dreadful.

That's NOT Stewart Francis...that guys an impostor...the real and only one could.. wrestle an Action Man!" "Ooh, I could test-drive a Tonka!" "Ooh, I could jump off a dolls' house!" "Ooh, I could duff a daffodil!" and "Ooh, I could rip a tissue!"