Chief Crawford Toilet Scene - Paradise PD (Season 2 Episode 4, 2020)

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Chief Randall Crawford tries to convince Kevin to use the restroom at work. What follows is an unexpected combination of poetic writing and vulgar visuals - enjoy this white-knuckle ride of terror!

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  • @hey_its_kev
    @hey_its_kev3 жыл бұрын

    Ladies and gentlemen this is the man that voices spongebob......Tom Kenny is a fucking legend!!!

  • @hannahmartin9705

    @hannahmartin9705

    3 жыл бұрын

    And he always will be

  • @ryuspiritvtuber

    @ryuspiritvtuber

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ice king is teaching us the painful meaning of pooping

  • @Bennypiggy

    @Bennypiggy

    Жыл бұрын

    I had to google this I can’t unhear it now

  • @terrelltownsend8016

    @terrelltownsend8016

    3 ай бұрын

    And the Narrator.

  • @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913
    @buttpiratesbuttpirate59133 жыл бұрын

    "Why does it keep getting bigger?" Bro this scene has me dead every time

  • @jonhathaway2537
    @jonhathaway25373 жыл бұрын

    I’ll hurt you like you hurt me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tevinlogan8781

    @tevinlogan8781

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me every time I eat spicy food

  • @jasonaxiak6316

    @jasonaxiak6316

    Ай бұрын

    What she says after the deed

  • @shaneplummer1956
    @shaneplummer19563 жыл бұрын

    When i first saw this scene i was laughing so hard i was in tears

  • @GOldenPROdigy115

    @GOldenPROdigy115

    3 жыл бұрын

    This is funny? How old are you?

  • @Loum93

    @Loum93

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too bro 🤣🤣🤣 I just had to rewatch it 8 languages and it never failed 😂

  • @Jacolanternproductions

    @Jacolanternproductions

    3 жыл бұрын

    Can I study you

  • @karlsparre9147

    @karlsparre9147

    3 жыл бұрын

    me too

  • @parkerteo8708

    @parkerteo8708

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sameee

  • @deltawolf2622
    @deltawolf26223 жыл бұрын

    So no one gonna talk about when he was shooting his crap you see blood coming from it XD (But seriously he needs a doctor)

  • @SleepySloth2705

    @SleepySloth2705

    3 жыл бұрын

    Huge constipation + blood = colon cancer 😅

  • @deltawolf2622

    @deltawolf2622

    3 жыл бұрын

    I agree with you

  • @FlipsideMercury

    @FlipsideMercury

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention it being so massive it can actually physically stop the bullets. No cracks in the porcelain at all

  • @andresrios9855

    @andresrios9855

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well he did say that he !@#$% once a month.

  • @deltawolf2622

    @deltawolf2622

    3 жыл бұрын

    XD

  • @prometheus6413
    @prometheus64133 жыл бұрын

    When you realize there’s no belt for him to pull his gun from.😱😱😱

  • @AllGamingStarred
    @AllGamingStarred3 жыл бұрын

    Toilet: "Help...Me" (dies)

  • @MURCMVA
    @MURCMVA3 жыл бұрын

    Dads in bathroom be like*

  • @skyphone1
    @skyphone12 жыл бұрын

    0:40 the music make this part seem so moving about a man taking a big poop

  • @RoxLOL
    @RoxLOL3 жыл бұрын

    Randy Marsh is impressed

  • @tylertilwick6852

    @tylertilwick6852

    5 ай бұрын

    Nah I don’t think so. Chief didn’t corkscrew off the toilet like Randy did lmao

  • @jasonhiggins7974
    @jasonhiggins79742 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else noticed when Crawford shot the poop it had blood in it

  • @sherm698

    @sherm698

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea, but medically speaking, that can happen. So they were accurate there.

  • @jasonhiggins7974

    @jasonhiggins7974

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@sherm698 Hahaha

  • @Jasonth131
    @Jasonth1318 ай бұрын

    Best Netflix Comedy ever

  • @C_Corpze
    @C_Corpze3 жыл бұрын

    I like how dramatic the entire crap is.

  • @williamswain2303

    @williamswain2303

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh here we go I'm crowing XD

  • @degenasis
    @degenasis3 жыл бұрын

    Best scene of the season, followed by the Jesus Christ not calling the shots scene

  • @chrismoten3015
    @chrismoten30159 ай бұрын

    When god expelled Adam from the garden of Eden… bruh had me dyin 😂😂😂

  • @recordofragnorak7719

    @recordofragnorak7719

    5 ай бұрын

    Faxxxx lmao I'm dead rn

  • @amandasmith3606
    @amandasmith36063 жыл бұрын

    Randall really need to see a doctor and a therapist at that matter

  • @kitwing2904

    @kitwing2904

    2 жыл бұрын

    More like he needs a surgeon to repair that asshole

  • @charlesmoore2055

    @charlesmoore2055

    Жыл бұрын

    and maybe a priest because that was some demonic shit

  • @timwhite5562
    @timwhite55623 жыл бұрын

    Between the Schindler's list-esq violin music, and the 3-panels of screaming agony, this scene is a moving and poignant homage to the traumatizing personal battle waged on a daily basis across the land by men who don't get enough fiber in their diet. What they don't tell you is that many times it ends in tragedy. As humorous as this scene is, remember "There's nothing funny about a prolapsed anus."* *(Well, except for the name, the definition when your first look up what it is or the fact that they have to tell their employers that they need to take sick leave due to a collapsed asshole. That's funny.) But the rest: tragedy.

  • @FlipsideMercury

    @FlipsideMercury

    3 жыл бұрын

    I wish had your epic writing skills!

  • @timwhite5562

    @timwhite5562

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FlipsideMercury LOL, thanks. It was divinely inspired from the violins breaking out during the "when GOD expelled Adam from the garden of Eden," line.😆🤣 I swear i looped that part a a half dozen times before i could watch the rest.

  • @enno-r.7540

    @enno-r.7540

    11 ай бұрын

    so whats tbe song called? SchindlersList theme/soundtrack? no, sounds different

  • @juliocesardelgadovenegas4673
    @juliocesardelgadovenegas467311 ай бұрын

    the last breath from a great and brave man 0:40

  • @Outlaw3528
    @Outlaw35282 жыл бұрын

    Can we all talk about how chief isn't healthy

  • @crylittlesister6377

    @crylittlesister6377

    2 жыл бұрын

    None of the characters on this show are healthy lol

  • @brianhuff8329
    @brianhuff83293 жыл бұрын

    2020 was a shitty year... lol

  • @andresrios9855

    @andresrios9855

    3 жыл бұрын

    How so?

  • @jesterjosie3281

    @jesterjosie3281

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@andresrios9855 Oh I don't know Giant killer bees wildfires famous celebrities like Kobe Bryant Chadwick Boseman and Alex Trebek died The George Floyd murder The black lives matter violent protests Events like Coachella being cancelled And the freaking covid-19 pandemic

  • @williamswain2303

    @williamswain2303

    Жыл бұрын

    Naw cuz we got this amazing show

  • @brianhuff8329

    @brianhuff8329

    Жыл бұрын

    Y’all really don’t understand puns do you? Brain dead af…

  • @EyeOfVOIDNESS
    @EyeOfVOIDNESS2 жыл бұрын

    he got that big ball energy

  • @the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult
    @the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult3 жыл бұрын

    This is actually helping

  • @FlipsideMercury

    @FlipsideMercury

    3 жыл бұрын

    ... helping with what I think it is?

  • @the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult

    @the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FlipsideMercury oh yeah especially after eating my mom's dark crimson spicy chicken mole (the food not the actual animal) with rice and beans

  • @FlipsideMercury

    @FlipsideMercury

    3 жыл бұрын

    Say no more, I'm happy to contribute to your cause

  • @the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult

    @the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@FlipsideMercury IT BOILS LIKE MAGMA!!!!

  • @nobody-wk6ej
    @nobody-wk6ej3 жыл бұрын

    When Spongebob is a better shitter than I am.

  • @superiorrule34
    @superiorrule34 Жыл бұрын

    0:40 Kevin got his answer.

  • @tylertilwick6852
    @tylertilwick68525 ай бұрын

    1:05 that splash sound, like his s**t did a cannonball into the toilet had me dying😂😅

  • @bobob4477
    @bobob4477 Жыл бұрын

    As someone who had an anal fissure and fistula I can genuinely sympathise with the pain felt.

  • @alexmcletchie3894
    @alexmcletchie38943 жыл бұрын

    It's obvious that Randall is constapating

  • @oliverwrench9109
    @oliverwrench9109 Жыл бұрын

    “Painful shitting is the curse of all men” - “when god expelled Adam from the garden of Eden, his punishment was to… bleed, once a once” - paradise PD - explains why he took so long,

  • @AdrianMartinez-en1nb
    @AdrianMartinez-en1nb3 жыл бұрын

    I guess he was constipated

  • @theinsanezoroark3242
    @theinsanezoroark32422 жыл бұрын

    Idk what I’m more curious about The chief making taking a dump sound biblical Or The ceramic 🚽 that’s apparently bullet proof

  • @FlipsideMercury

    @FlipsideMercury

    2 жыл бұрын

    My head canon is that his once-a-month shit is so compressed it blocks the bullets

  • @fatherhawke9713
    @fatherhawke9713 Жыл бұрын

    "When got expelled Adam from the garden of Eden" I'mma use that

  • @420thebass
    @420thebass3 жыл бұрын

    Is it just me or does this sound like spongebobs father taking a dump

  • @John_Danktide

    @John_Danktide

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is spongebob's vo actor

  • @anthonydelfino6171
    @anthonydelfino61712 жыл бұрын

    I never understood while Randall's pollup got upset that he buys the scratchy TP at home if he only ever goes #2 once a month at work....

  • @FlipsideMercury

    @FlipsideMercury

    2 жыл бұрын

    Great question. Perhaps the frequent tearing and healing of his asshole caused a permanent itchy scab which only scratchy TP can soothe?

  • @johnnycharisma7871
    @johnnycharisma78716 ай бұрын

    0:57 bro crapped so hard he sounded like ice king

  • @williamswain2303
    @williamswain2303 Жыл бұрын

    Can we talk about how beautiful this writing is the whole scene and music is a reference but he also made a new Bible verse for the wrong person and he only shits blood once a month god damn this show

  • @connorcooke1502
    @connorcooke1502 Жыл бұрын

    meanwhile Wile I’m watching this on the toilet at work instead of doing work atlest I’m pooping and not being a Kevin

  • @amyrosefan17
    @amyrosefan17 Жыл бұрын

    Randal Crawford looks like dr robotnik

  • @tylergriffin1203
    @tylergriffin12032 жыл бұрын

    im shitting and i can feel his pain

  • @dailymoogle
    @dailymoogle6 ай бұрын

    I need the song used! Not the sounds of the toilet aha! But the music is so dramatic! I NEED IT!

  • @mikkelnpetersen
    @mikkelnpetersen2 жыл бұрын

    Why does this remind me South Park, when Randy made the biggest turd ever.

  • @cameronbaughman2090
    @cameronbaughman209010 ай бұрын

    Um, yeah. I'm no doctor, but... that stool was bloody and that is not a good sign. Especially, when you only go once per month.

  • @eduardor-o4884
    @eduardor-o48842 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like taco night😂

  • @ramell4
    @ramell4 Жыл бұрын

    He has a slower crap rate than sloths (who only go once a week). Yeah...call 911 Kevin.

  • @gonfreecss3699
    @gonfreecss36993 жыл бұрын

    This scene is funny but the butt investigation is finnier to me

  • @williamswain2303
    @williamswain2303 Жыл бұрын

    Bro I really wanted more jokes like this from Tom Kenney this legend made this unfunny situation very comical if you don't lose it at "oh here we go i'm crowing" then your lost

  • @trentmorgan5600
    @trentmorgan5600 Жыл бұрын

    be sure to eat more fiber because it makes your shits less painful

  • @andresrios9855

    @andresrios9855

    Жыл бұрын

    I think that was something else since the stool was bloody.

  • @SleepySloth2705

    @SleepySloth2705

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@andresrios9855 constipation and colon cancer, most likely

  • @armstrongpaul-emeralds1631
    @armstrongpaul-emeralds16313 жыл бұрын

    Am I the only one who finds Kevin handsome? (No Homo)

  • @mattyvarnas1736

    @mattyvarnas1736

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's Also Smarter Than His Counterpart from Brickleberry.

  • @armstrongpaul-emeralds1631

    @armstrongpaul-emeralds1631

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mattyvarnas1736 agreed and some of the characters call kevin stupid bullshit!

  • @amandasmith3606

    @amandasmith3606

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same, He's a sweetheart

  • @armstrongpaul-emeralds1631

    @armstrongpaul-emeralds1631

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@amandasmith3606 and I always posts about him on reddit

  • @nathanaponte2986
    @nathanaponte2986 Жыл бұрын

    Nothing makes sense with Brickleberry, Paradise PD and Farzar.

  • @yaxantonio3719
    @yaxantonio3719 Жыл бұрын

    1:01 that's what she said

  • @anonymousAnderson
    @anonymousAnderson3 жыл бұрын

    I KNOW it's only cartoon, but taking a dump in front of other people, that's just wrong.

  • @HowlerBarca

    @HowlerBarca

    3 жыл бұрын

    You're not a team player. I'd never want you in my squad!

  • @Quintesson05

    @Quintesson05

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was done on the Simpsons. Homer invented a recliner/commode among other things. When Ben Franklin got the credit for a gadget he created and lost at a Franklin museum, he told his family "it's a good thing I'm sitting in the right chair..."

  • @anonymousAnderson

    @anonymousAnderson

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Quintesson05 What episode of "The Simpsons?"

  • @Quintesson05

    @Quintesson05

    3 жыл бұрын

    My bad... it turns out it was _Thomas Edison_ and the episode in question was "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace".

  • @williamswain2303

    @williamswain2303

    Жыл бұрын

    LMAO they just wanted this scene out of it

  • @butternutter98
    @butternutter982 жыл бұрын

    Where did he pull his gun from?

  • @MultiJoereynolds
    @MultiJoereynolds3 жыл бұрын

    Where did he get the gun from ?

  • @justinmajors2872
    @justinmajors28722 жыл бұрын

    My dad owned a business and wouldn’t shit at work. Hell i look forward to them. A chance to rest and look at KZread videos. I’m taking a shit now as I type this

  • @williamgalindo2899
    @williamgalindo28992 жыл бұрын

    that was f*%#ing gross and crazy

  • @FlipsideMercury

    @FlipsideMercury

    2 жыл бұрын

    How to explain Paradise PD in 6 words

  • @williamswain2303

    @williamswain2303

    Жыл бұрын

    No sir it's SpongeBob how can you not think this is funny he literally made a Bible verse for his own shitting

  • @williamswain2303

    @williamswain2303

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FlipsideMercury no sir it's funny

  • @totallynotgod1554
    @totallynotgod15544 жыл бұрын

    Whats the song in the back ground?

  • @FlipsideMercury

    @FlipsideMercury

    4 жыл бұрын

    Not sure, but would guess it's a custom string composition (violin, cello). Are you looking to relieve pain or enhance drama during your sessions?

  • @totallynotgod1554

    @totallynotgod1554

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its all about the drama

  • @cyburntwentytwelve2455
    @cyburntwentytwelve2455 Жыл бұрын

    The PPG mayor taking a dookie

  • @michaellohmeier6427
    @michaellohmeier6427 Жыл бұрын

    The people on the floor below after an elephant sized pile of shit fell into their room: "What the HELL?"

  • @enno-r.7540
    @enno-r.754011 ай бұрын

    HELP: song ID? DRAMATIC/ ORCHESTRA music 🎼🎶🎻sounds like Prokofjew or Hans Zimmer. anybody? nothing find by searching ParadisePD-soundtrack.

  • @IndeedSpaghetti
    @IndeedSpaghetti3 жыл бұрын

    😐

  • @joncarr1200
    @joncarr12002 жыл бұрын

    Wtf

  • @kitwing2904
    @kitwing29042 жыл бұрын

    That was awful

  • @williamswain2303

    @williamswain2303

    Жыл бұрын

    LMAO it's funny

  • @undercoverg.o.d.
    @undercoverg.o.d. Жыл бұрын

    The only funny scene ina a $#&//¥ show

  • @joeycarroll8448
    @joeycarroll84483 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤮🤮

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