Chief Crawford Toilet Scene - Paradise PD (Season 2 Episode 4, 2020)
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Chief Randall Crawford tries to convince Kevin to use the restroom at work. What follows is an unexpected combination of poetic writing and vulgar visuals - enjoy this white-knuckle ride of terror!
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Ladies and gentlemen this is the man that voices spongebob......Tom Kenny is a fucking legend!!!
@hannahmartin9705
3 жыл бұрын
And he always will be
@ryuspiritvtuber
2 жыл бұрын
Ice king is teaching us the painful meaning of pooping
@Bennypiggy
Жыл бұрын
I had to google this I can’t unhear it now
@terrelltownsend8016
3 ай бұрын
And the Narrator.
"Why does it keep getting bigger?" Bro this scene has me dead every time
I’ll hurt you like you hurt me 🤣🤣🤣
@tevinlogan8781
3 жыл бұрын
Me every time I eat spicy food
@jasonaxiak6316
Ай бұрын
What she says after the deed
When i first saw this scene i was laughing so hard i was in tears
@GOldenPROdigy115
3 жыл бұрын
This is funny? How old are you?
@Loum93
3 жыл бұрын
Me too bro 🤣🤣🤣 I just had to rewatch it 8 languages and it never failed 😂
@Jacolanternproductions
3 жыл бұрын
Can I study you
@karlsparre9147
3 жыл бұрын
me too
@parkerteo8708
3 жыл бұрын
Sameee
So no one gonna talk about when he was shooting his crap you see blood coming from it XD (But seriously he needs a doctor)
@SleepySloth2705
3 жыл бұрын
Huge constipation + blood = colon cancer 😅
@deltawolf2622
3 жыл бұрын
I agree with you
@FlipsideMercury
3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention it being so massive it can actually physically stop the bullets. No cracks in the porcelain at all
@andresrios9855
3 жыл бұрын
Well he did say that he !@#$% once a month.
@deltawolf2622
3 жыл бұрын
XD
When you realize there’s no belt for him to pull his gun from.😱😱😱
Toilet: "Help...Me" (dies)
Dads in bathroom be like*
0:40 the music make this part seem so moving about a man taking a big poop
Randy Marsh is impressed
@tylertilwick6852
5 ай бұрын
Nah I don’t think so. Chief didn’t corkscrew off the toilet like Randy did lmao
Anyone else noticed when Crawford shot the poop it had blood in it
@sherm698
2 жыл бұрын
Yea, but medically speaking, that can happen. So they were accurate there.
@jasonhiggins7974
2 жыл бұрын
@@sherm698 Hahaha
Best Netflix Comedy ever
I like how dramatic the entire crap is.
@williamswain2303
Жыл бұрын
Oh here we go I'm crowing XD
Best scene of the season, followed by the Jesus Christ not calling the shots scene
When god expelled Adam from the garden of Eden… bruh had me dyin 😂😂😂
@recordofragnorak7719
5 ай бұрын
Faxxxx lmao I'm dead rn
Randall really need to see a doctor and a therapist at that matter
@kitwing2904
2 жыл бұрын
More like he needs a surgeon to repair that asshole
@charlesmoore2055
Жыл бұрын
and maybe a priest because that was some demonic shit
Between the Schindler's list-esq violin music, and the 3-panels of screaming agony, this scene is a moving and poignant homage to the traumatizing personal battle waged on a daily basis across the land by men who don't get enough fiber in their diet. What they don't tell you is that many times it ends in tragedy. As humorous as this scene is, remember "There's nothing funny about a prolapsed anus."* *(Well, except for the name, the definition when your first look up what it is or the fact that they have to tell their employers that they need to take sick leave due to a collapsed asshole. That's funny.) But the rest: tragedy.
@FlipsideMercury
3 жыл бұрын
I wish had your epic writing skills!
@timwhite5562
3 жыл бұрын
@@FlipsideMercury LOL, thanks. It was divinely inspired from the violins breaking out during the "when GOD expelled Adam from the garden of Eden," line.😆🤣 I swear i looped that part a a half dozen times before i could watch the rest.
@enno-r.7540
11 ай бұрын
so whats tbe song called? SchindlersList theme/soundtrack? no, sounds different
the last breath from a great and brave man 0:40
Can we all talk about how chief isn't healthy
@crylittlesister6377
2 жыл бұрын
None of the characters on this show are healthy lol
2020 was a shitty year... lol
@andresrios9855
3 жыл бұрын
How so?
@jesterjosie3281
2 жыл бұрын
@@andresrios9855 Oh I don't know Giant killer bees wildfires famous celebrities like Kobe Bryant Chadwick Boseman and Alex Trebek died The George Floyd murder The black lives matter violent protests Events like Coachella being cancelled And the freaking covid-19 pandemic
@williamswain2303
Жыл бұрын
Naw cuz we got this amazing show
@brianhuff8329
Жыл бұрын
Y’all really don’t understand puns do you? Brain dead af…
he got that big ball energy
This is actually helping
@FlipsideMercury
3 жыл бұрын
... helping with what I think it is?
@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult
3 жыл бұрын
@@FlipsideMercury oh yeah especially after eating my mom's dark crimson spicy chicken mole (the food not the actual animal) with rice and beans
@FlipsideMercury
3 жыл бұрын
Say no more, I'm happy to contribute to your cause
@the_priest_of_holy_moon_cult
3 жыл бұрын
@@FlipsideMercury IT BOILS LIKE MAGMA!!!!
When Spongebob is a better shitter than I am.
0:40 Kevin got his answer.
1:05 that splash sound, like his s**t did a cannonball into the toilet had me dying😂😅
As someone who had an anal fissure and fistula I can genuinely sympathise with the pain felt.
It's obvious that Randall is constapating
“Painful shitting is the curse of all men” - “when god expelled Adam from the garden of Eden, his punishment was to… bleed, once a once” - paradise PD - explains why he took so long,
I guess he was constipated
Idk what I’m more curious about The chief making taking a dump sound biblical Or The ceramic 🚽 that’s apparently bullet proof
@FlipsideMercury
2 жыл бұрын
My head canon is that his once-a-month shit is so compressed it blocks the bullets
"When got expelled Adam from the garden of Eden" I'mma use that
Is it just me or does this sound like spongebobs father taking a dump
@John_Danktide
2 жыл бұрын
It is spongebob's vo actor
I never understood while Randall's pollup got upset that he buys the scratchy TP at home if he only ever goes #2 once a month at work....
@FlipsideMercury
2 жыл бұрын
Great question. Perhaps the frequent tearing and healing of his asshole caused a permanent itchy scab which only scratchy TP can soothe?
0:57 bro crapped so hard he sounded like ice king
Can we talk about how beautiful this writing is the whole scene and music is a reference but he also made a new Bible verse for the wrong person and he only shits blood once a month god damn this show
meanwhile Wile I’m watching this on the toilet at work instead of doing work atlest I’m pooping and not being a Kevin
Randal Crawford looks like dr robotnik
im shitting and i can feel his pain
I need the song used! Not the sounds of the toilet aha! But the music is so dramatic! I NEED IT!
Why does this remind me South Park, when Randy made the biggest turd ever.
Um, yeah. I'm no doctor, but... that stool was bloody and that is not a good sign. Especially, when you only go once per month.
Sounds like taco night😂
He has a slower crap rate than sloths (who only go once a week). Yeah...call 911 Kevin.
This scene is funny but the butt investigation is finnier to me
Bro I really wanted more jokes like this from Tom Kenney this legend made this unfunny situation very comical if you don't lose it at "oh here we go i'm crowing" then your lost
be sure to eat more fiber because it makes your shits less painful
@andresrios9855
Жыл бұрын
I think that was something else since the stool was bloody.
@SleepySloth2705
Жыл бұрын
@@andresrios9855 constipation and colon cancer, most likely
Am I the only one who finds Kevin handsome? (No Homo)
@mattyvarnas1736
3 жыл бұрын
He's Also Smarter Than His Counterpart from Brickleberry.
@armstrongpaul-emeralds1631
3 жыл бұрын
@@mattyvarnas1736 agreed and some of the characters call kevin stupid bullshit!
@amandasmith3606
3 жыл бұрын
Same, He's a sweetheart
@armstrongpaul-emeralds1631
3 жыл бұрын
@@amandasmith3606 and I always posts about him on reddit
Nothing makes sense with Brickleberry, Paradise PD and Farzar.
1:01 that's what she said
I KNOW it's only cartoon, but taking a dump in front of other people, that's just wrong.
@HowlerBarca
3 жыл бұрын
You're not a team player. I'd never want you in my squad!
@Quintesson05
3 жыл бұрын
It was done on the Simpsons. Homer invented a recliner/commode among other things. When Ben Franklin got the credit for a gadget he created and lost at a Franklin museum, he told his family "it's a good thing I'm sitting in the right chair..."
@anonymousAnderson
3 жыл бұрын
@@Quintesson05 What episode of "The Simpsons?"
@Quintesson05
3 жыл бұрын
My bad... it turns out it was _Thomas Edison_ and the episode in question was "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace".
@williamswain2303
Жыл бұрын
LMAO they just wanted this scene out of it
Where did he pull his gun from?
Where did he get the gun from ?
My dad owned a business and wouldn’t shit at work. Hell i look forward to them. A chance to rest and look at KZread videos. I’m taking a shit now as I type this
that was f*%#ing gross and crazy
@FlipsideMercury
2 жыл бұрын
How to explain Paradise PD in 6 words
@williamswain2303
Жыл бұрын
No sir it's SpongeBob how can you not think this is funny he literally made a Bible verse for his own shitting
@williamswain2303
Жыл бұрын
@@FlipsideMercury no sir it's funny
Whats the song in the back ground?
@FlipsideMercury
4 жыл бұрын
Not sure, but would guess it's a custom string composition (violin, cello). Are you looking to relieve pain or enhance drama during your sessions?
@totallynotgod1554
4 жыл бұрын
Its all about the drama
The PPG mayor taking a dookie
The people on the floor below after an elephant sized pile of shit fell into their room: "What the HELL?"
HELP: song ID? DRAMATIC/ ORCHESTRA music 🎼🎶🎻sounds like Prokofjew or Hans Zimmer. anybody? nothing find by searching ParadisePD-soundtrack.
😐
Wtf
That was awful
@williamswain2303
Жыл бұрын
LMAO it's funny
The only funny scene ina a $#&//¥ show
🤣🤣🤮🤮