If you want a flat clicker for the favorite manager in your life head to VLDL.shop

@mikkihesson3509

Ай бұрын

I MUST KNOW MORE ABOUT OLD TIMEY TECH TOWN

@Tohrsotron

Ай бұрын

@@mikkihesson3509 yes

@trychydts

Ай бұрын

Can someone explain why it is so huge? I though a flatclicker is like 25x25 cm (10x10 in) large. You put your whole laptop under this?

@Tohrsotron

Ай бұрын

@@trychydts cause ur computer dosnt like the table

@Tohrsotron

Ай бұрын

@@trychydts it is like walking with out shoes and standing for 8 hours bearfot

So, what I'm hearing is: Con: "He's a jerk." Pro: "He's a jerk to other jerks."

@1chabod

Ай бұрын

No, those would be the mastery levels of your typical manager.

@SzaraSzarancza

Ай бұрын

It would be 'pro' without the 'con', otherwise he is just a jerk.

@santosic

Ай бұрын

More like he's such a jerk, he's even a jerk to other jerks. A double-edged sword basically.

@olandir

29 күн бұрын

He's an equal opportunist!

„He is pretty easy to gaslight“! I just love Ellie!

@Ahakenab

Ай бұрын

I was wondering if she was going to mention the amout of money she used to make under him. I'm suprised that no Alan and Adam never asked Rowan about this.

@dreamerofthorns

Ай бұрын

Based

@briondalion3696

Ай бұрын

On the other hand, my manager insists he does not gaslight me, whilst he is gaslighting me. My bad manager, that is.

@ahmedshaltout4992

Ай бұрын

Wait.. is that a vldl heart emoji?

@Plaseebo

29 күн бұрын

video is all good and all but HOLD ON y ellie hair is infront

I love it when there are callbacks to previous sketches. Adam could have remembered that Rowan resurrected him

@ssj3raditzkingofallhair248

Ай бұрын

True.. After he was the one that killed him though 😂😂😂

@michael_pilot

Ай бұрын

Oh yeah, the Snickers bar... it's a minor detail 😛

@RoxySkyLand

Ай бұрын

My favorite sketches are him throwing out annoying customers, so cathartic.

@ssj3raditzkingofallhair248

Ай бұрын

@@michael_pilot and the red shirt episode strangle 😂

@igorsamshimukhametov7863

Ай бұрын

They banished that out of their memory to preserve sanity

I kind of expected Rowan to say "What's all this then? This is what you've been doing instead of working all day? Paycuts all around."

@plyric

Ай бұрын

This is what I was expecting as well!

@EquivalentXchnge

Ай бұрын

Right? What a waste of productivity.

@brainlock72

Ай бұрын

At least a “now clean up this mess! ALAN!!”

@krtwood

Ай бұрын

Misuse of company ink as well.

@Swiftbow

Ай бұрын

He hasn't given them a paycut since they started at Techtown. I now wonder if he still can.

Britt should create the rebellion to overthrow Rowan

@user-hi4sm3ig5j

Ай бұрын

Britt will get the white shirt one day, there'll probably be a whole saga about it.

@VivaLaDirtLeague

Ай бұрын

She might be the only one crazy enough to finally do it...

@MikeFinney

Ай бұрын

Love this! 🥰

@chribu_

Ай бұрын

I wonder what it would take for Britt to realize Rowan is unqualified as manager

@nujevad28

Ай бұрын

What if she was actually Rowan's illegitimate half-sister, and is therefore also heir to the throne?

I love how there just HAPPENS to be a shredder sitting right next to him when he opens the card.

@VivaLaDirtLeague

Ай бұрын

Perfectly placed

@JanaSzIsBasicGlitch

Ай бұрын

Yeah they have just talent for right things, they are reaaaallly cool and good.

@Sekulture

Ай бұрын

My head cannon says this is not the first time Britt has done something like this involving a card or photo so Rowan has placed multiple shredders around the store warehouse and offices so wherever she ambushes him, there's a well-placed shredder

@MarylandFarmer.

Ай бұрын

Honestly fully thought he was going to try and put the cake through it as well.

@TheShamansQuestion

Ай бұрын

It's so Rowan can swiftly administer pay cuts. A good manager is vigilant.

I like how Alan and Ellie aint even disappointed, they fully expect this lmao.

@StoryLover-7

Ай бұрын

At least he is predictable XD

@danzai

29 күн бұрын

love that Adam is disappointed though..

Britt: I will win you. Rowan: You win a pay cut.

@EEEEEEEE

Ай бұрын

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@SushiVolcano

Ай бұрын

@@EEEEEEEE E

@DrSwazz

Ай бұрын

@EEEEEEEE E

Rowan giving Allan so many paycuts forcing him into debt. Is Mr. Krabs charging Squidward for working.

@VivaLaDnDLogs

Ай бұрын

And Standing. And Breathing. And Existing.

@lordtea

Ай бұрын

Imagine Adam 😂

@verhalenvrouwe

Ай бұрын

@@lordtea Luckily Adam had his side income from Instagra XD

@Jebu911

29 күн бұрын

Pretty sure in the last store adam was paying to come to work.

I was waiting for Rowan to say "Oh, and clean that up."

@EEEEEEEE

Ай бұрын

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@olandir

29 күн бұрын

I know, that seemed so out of character for him. Maybe he really was touched!

The "I will win you" whisper XD She's so filled with determination to win him over

Adam's stories are becoming more and more fascinating...BIGFOOT????!!!!

@VivaLaDirtLeague

Ай бұрын

Adam lives a wild life outside of Techtown!

@SandraOnCloud9

Ай бұрын

@@VivaLaDirtLeagueNo doubt about that!!!!

@jayzonedc6474

Ай бұрын

I suspect Bigfoot is just a naked Rowan

@mattl1025

Ай бұрын

Yeah, that's one thing I didn't think they had in New Zealand. Big Beak, maybe?

@1chabod

Ай бұрын

​@@mattl1025 Sure they have Big Foot! Except, they're variety sports a long, curved nose and screeches "Chur Bro!" when trying to woo a mate.

I was half expecting Rowan to eat the card and shred the cake

Did I tell you I love the little bits of Adams traumatic and exciting backstory in the beginning of the skits?

@eldorados_lost_searcher

Ай бұрын

I mean, it's the first bigfoot sighting in years! It's very exciting.

@Eagle-Fly

Ай бұрын

I mean, he won the key to the city, it' amazing

@anniesoernym

Ай бұрын

I love that those are back!

@bubeable

Ай бұрын

Yes, for example when they gave him the key to the city!

@pyktkmrge

22 күн бұрын

Adam is popular and badass outside of work. His partner is basically a super model, he won they key to the city and he's rich, so the lay cuts mean nothing to him deep down [Adam lore]

I love that they've also called it a flat clicker on their website, about time shopping sites recognise it for what it truly is.

@melvoid01

Ай бұрын

I would get one but I already have a fancy Corsair hard surface one with RGB, best Flatclicker ever, sorry not sorry. Maybe if i put a VDL logo on it that would make it better?

@Eagle-Fly

Ай бұрын

​@@melvoid01 wait so you have the 2d plain but it glows?

@melvoid01

Ай бұрын

@@Eagle-Fly RGB means +10% clicking speed it is known.

@wesleyvansteenburg9970

Ай бұрын

​​@@melvoid01I play trading card games. This is gonna be the best flat clicker I could use for that

I was more shocked when Britt said "I will win you" instead of saying "I will win against you" 💀💀

@finbruan

Ай бұрын

She was simping a lot in the recent dnd episodes too

@WaynePozzi

Ай бұрын

Do we... ship this?

@PerfectAlibi1

Ай бұрын

She wants him to simp to her for her talents as an employee... XD

@CortexNewsService

Ай бұрын

​@@WaynePozziI ship it.

@guyjackson132

Ай бұрын

Did you forget that she has a TechTown brand on her arm? Rowan most likely gave it to her. No - she's hooked for life.

Brits that one employee that would report you to the manager for not having the right type of pencil

@Tuck-Shop

Ай бұрын

I would not be shocked 2B reported for that, but there is a point.

@J75Pootle

Ай бұрын

​@@Tuck-Shop Eyyyy, nicely done

@sandrosliske

Ай бұрын

But we're supposed to use the correct pencil for a reason, right? They wouldn't give us arbitrary rules for the sake of arbitrary rules.

@bobing1752

Ай бұрын

​@@sandrosliskeno one in their right mind would do that, we can all agree

@Eagle-Fly

Ай бұрын

She would report you for stealing company ink by writing a personal note witha company note or vandalizing company property by dropping a pen/spoon

That "I will win you" by Britt at the end was hilarious 🤣

Why am I not surprised that Britt had to go to Google to figure out an appropriate gift. Her character it definitely on the spectrum.

@VivaLaDirtLeague

Ай бұрын

Deep on it

@mbr5742

Ай бұрын

Maybe she uses an older model Boston Dynamics chassis as a base and they never updated the Software to inform her it's no longer owned by Google. So whenever she connects home she calls it Google

@TehButterflyEffect

Ай бұрын

Nah Spectrum is too fast for her. She's stuck on dial-up.

2:35 the subtitles: *wtf...* Same feeling bro. Same feeling.

I mean, there's that time when they shared beers and Rowan brought Adam back to life

@pyktkmrge

22 күн бұрын

I want more episodes like that

"wtf...why was that even on?" - I love the captions!

that wasn't Bigfoot Adam, that was Rowan in a ghillie suit playing Tarkov irl

I'm here for Brit wrangling Rowan like a wild mustang and gaining his trust like a true manager whisperer. 💖

@Elias_Ehler

Ай бұрын

I want to see the training montage where Ellie teaches her the secret arts of manager whispering. First she has to win over the reluctant master of course. Ellie wouldn't part with her knowledge lightly.

@mikoto7693

12 күн бұрын

I really need to learn those secrets…. The ones where you don’t have to sacrifice your soul or your self worth in the process.

To be fair I think Alan's hatred of Rowan started when Rowan said his favourite film was the first Star Wars film

@louis-philippechapleau8149

Ай бұрын

You mean... The first movie to be made right ? People get confuse about those sometimes.

@beaversigma

Ай бұрын

@@louis-philippechapleau8149Um no, i mean the first one in the series… A phantom menace

“Is this homemade?” 😂😂😂 *throws cake to floor*

@marbles863

Ай бұрын

He's going straight to hell for that one lol.

@KosmitPL

Ай бұрын

Happy Managers Day TO THE GROUND!

@paullatham8486

Ай бұрын

YUCK!

@SzaraSzarancza

Ай бұрын

Don't bring home to work.

@SzaraSzarancza

Ай бұрын

@@marbles863 If Hell did not exist, it would be necessary to invent It. ( Just for Rowan )

Never thought of the nice traits Rowan has as a manager until they mentioned it. All I see is him being a funny jerk.

@danzai

29 күн бұрын

he can deal with annoying customers quite well

@lordtea

27 күн бұрын

​@@danzai When normal customer like Hamish comes 😂

"I will win you..." That was ominously terrifying...

Rowan we’re proud of you running off even though you’re the manager.

@sneezyfido

Ай бұрын

Work-life balance prioritised

It took less than 30 seconds for Ellie to be done with Britt’s shit.

@VivaLaDirtLeague

Ай бұрын

After all this time, 30 seconds is impressive ngl

@CortexNewsService

Ай бұрын

​@@VivaLaDirtLeagueit really is

Slowly but surely Britt is snapping

1:12 That "Him!" was delivered perfectly. I love how Adam is the baby of Techtown.

@VivaLaDirtLeague

Ай бұрын

He’s like a puppy. Can’t kick him!

And so begins the story arch of Britt trying to win Rowan’s heart

"I will win you" sounds like there is a huge pile of bad things coming to Rowan...

1:06 "uhhh no, you went to a ciggy break, and I just helped you light it up" - Rowan

WHEN HE PUT THE CARD IN THE SHREDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~ all the hopes and dreams lost in a moment!!!!~ that broke my heart!

@SzaraSzarancza

Ай бұрын

Shredder can fix him.

I swear the day rowan is a finally a good person is the day the world ends.

@VivaLaDnDLogs

Ай бұрын

So....the Return of Karen.

@mr.truffles9294

Ай бұрын

That already happened when He bumped his head. Ah the Good old days..

@benjaminthibieroz4155

Ай бұрын

well, he's pretty nice on christmas day

@lordtea

Ай бұрын

Well he defended Adam from Ben once

@Veelasiren

Ай бұрын

He did once play the tooth fairy to keep Adam innocent

1:51 Ellie should have said "He paid me most when I was in the previous shop" 😂

"He yells at me" "Him!!!" That was gold, like the pure act of yelling at Adam of all people is a heinous crime (which it it, don´t get me wrong!)

most places ive worked have had bad managers...when i have a bad manager i work just hard enough to not get fired... when i have a good manager, i work hard

I'm convince Techtown Britt is an android. She is way to loyal. That wasn't blood coming from her nose in the other video, it was oil.

@SzaraSzarancza

Ай бұрын

Red mercury.

2:00 Alan's face when Adam says Rowan is funny 😂

I really want to see Second White Shirt Saga with Britt!

@EEEEEEEE

Ай бұрын

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@SzaraSzarancza

Ай бұрын

Considering how committed Britt is to being an employee, the white shirt should have some strangely different effects on her.

Everyone should have a Brit trying to win them over in their life! I love that you actually listed the merch as "Flat Clicker" on your website!

"That tracks" - They had hope for a second 🤣

0:24 I love how after Britt’s intro, he was already done with her shit 😂 Alan is my soul-animal 😂

0:38 Ellie's face 🤣

Employee Britt is the best Britt so far.

Adam always has the most fascinating stories!

That went exactly the way everyone expected... wake up associate Britt!

"He's pretty easy to gaslight" HAHA Probably the funniest lines in this video! Especially the facial express right after!

Do I I sense Britt's villain arc around the corner?

@mchanna06

Ай бұрын

Imagine Britt getting the white shirt

@SzaraSzarancza

Ай бұрын

@@mchanna06 Naah, she doesn't need white shirt. She can draw all the power that she needs from the Necronomicon-Britannica.

😂 “That tracks”

I absolutely love that you actually list the mouse pads as flat clicker in your shop! 😂

@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917

Ай бұрын

It's like 2D Plane but it's glows

@NomenLuni1975

Ай бұрын

@@toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 It's the biggest horizontal motion stabilisation plateau I've ever seen.

@VivaLaDirtLeague

Ай бұрын

It’s a horizontal motion stabilisation plateau

2:58 u still had a lot to learn newbie - every ex playtech employee 😂

I was hoping this would be a nice surprisingly wholesome video, I was wrong.

I love how dedicated Brit is. She is the apprentice for now but I feel she will become the master.

3:07 I though for a second Britt is flashing Rowan.

2:39 subtitles "WTF? Why was that even on?" lmao

0:31 reaction of Alan is undeniably soooooo good.

Rowan will definitely forgives Ellie if she says anything bad about him. Alan and Adam, however...............pay cuts

@benjaminthibieroz4155

Ай бұрын

he give them pay cuts to fund Ellie's absurd salary

@1chabod

Ай бұрын

Isn't she up somewhere near $200 an hour, now?

Lol, Alan thinks Adam is so precious being and treats yelling at him as abusing a puppy.

"And now get back to work!"

We need a sketch of a "A Day in the Life of Adam" where we can see all the crazy adventures he gets on outside of Techtown where he must survive with bravery and wit!! Only for Adam to arrive at Techtown and get screamed at by Rowan for letting a pen fall so he cries...

@pyktkmrge

22 күн бұрын

There's already an episode about Adam's life from the play tech era. He's he's super popular super cool and owns a harley

2:33 Ellie has the best face

Ahahaha ok i paused the video at 2:24 so far and i am making a guess about Rowan's reaction: "What is this? Get back to work, stock the shelves! You all get a massive paycut" Continuing the video :D

Britt: tries really hard to have everyone be nice to him Rowan: Completely dismisses everything 😭😭that hurt

Any speech that starts with a defintion from the dictionary has to be good.

I'm not quite sure if the flat clicker is big enough for the human sized mouse I purchased at tech town the other day...

@VivaLaDirtLeague

Ай бұрын

We can hear Ben now...he needs a flat clicker "his size"

@chribu_

Ай бұрын

@@VivaLaDirtLeague Well in that case Alan will have something in stock for him right?

@SzaraSzarancza

Ай бұрын

@@VivaLaDirtLeague With or without body support?🤔

Knowing Rowan will not read the card, Allan and Ellie put down what they hate most about him. That’s why it was freeing.

You guys need to make a compilation of Adam's interrupted conversations, those are always hilarious!

The flat clicker is made out of VLDL logos.

@VivaLaDirtLeague

Ай бұрын

😍

@SzaraSzarancza

Ай бұрын

All the VLDL logos consented to the posthumous usage of their bodies to produce consumer goods of all sort.

Please we need workers rebellion arc 🙏 😫 0:52

Adam should've mentioned the time Rowan brought him back to life.

@Canadia_Ball

Ай бұрын

That's exactly what I was thinking. How was that not the first thing he thought of?

To be honest, I'm shocked Rowan actually knew what the paper shredder was. I'm surprised he didn't didnt think it was a toaster

You Made Rawan so well in this if I would be the Employee I would hate HIM.

When we see how crazy Britt became to scare Ben, I think what Rowan did was a really bad move..

@SzaraSzarancza

Ай бұрын

So the game has begun.

I love the slow burn of Britt's psychosis

I can’t wait for Rowan to completely forget about international employees day

Lol, imagine buying a gift for your boss. Let alone Rowan!

Britt's path to Rowan's heart is the new plot arc I didn't realise I needed

The war Anthem fits 👌 when Britt starts explaining Manager.😂 she’d be a great Manager. Outrageous that I have yet to get the flat clicker❤

@rick_takahashi

Ай бұрын

Nah, they had Manager try outs before.. I would prefer Rowan as a manager 😅

@SzaraSzarancza

Ай бұрын

@@rick_takahashi Rigged.

Rowan made such an effort to be rude on International Manager's Day - Hilarious!

Brits character is probably my favorite because everyone works with someone like her.

Rowan is indeed a FANATASTIC manager. I believe this is intentional. 1:01

@michael_pilot

Ай бұрын

Oh yes I saw it but didn't think fast enough to grasp it, ta

@mysterycliff6045

Ай бұрын

@@michael_pilot welcome to the internet

@benjaminnisly8804

Ай бұрын

I'm lost please explain what you mean.

@mysterycliff6045

Ай бұрын

@@benjaminnisly8804 it could be a mistake but I think its somewhat done on purpose because Rowan is an asshole boss.

Britt is one of the best additions to Bored!

In another universe: Rowan is speechless, not knowing how to react. Starts crying... They all feel empathy for him, and as they're trying to approach him.. "You're all getting a paycut for making me cry" *leaves*

Overseer? Now I want a fallout style episode where Rowan sits atop the older games' Fallout vault overseers desk with twin gattling guns at his sides

Lol a mouse pad no a flat clicker 😂

Not just worst manager - but also one of the very few humans actually testing humanitarian beliefs.

I was half expecting Rowan to send the cake through the shredder

Poor Rodney, still cleaning the halls of the old playtech store, or is he perhaps somewhere in techtown biding his time waitung for any sign of weakness

Is this the beginning story arc of how Britt was originally rejected by Rowan??? I need this Britt and that Britt to be the same Britt!

"I will win you" - she has a secret crush on him - lol 😂

Well, Rowan DID bring Adam back to life that one time ! xD

Wait wait wait that's is not a flat clicker! That's a flat clicker pad.

@octavianpopescu4776

Ай бұрын

Big click rectangle

@angrypotato_fz

Ай бұрын

Exactly! I don't get it. Flat clickers are made of plastic and make an audible click. This is something totally different. Underclicker, at best! Outrageous!

I love Britt ❤

I guess Ellie didn't want to bring up the fact Rowan used to give her the best salary she ever had.

The way Britt engages with the world is just awesome "Google has informed me is the appropriate level". So happy she became a regular on Bored.