Can you win a Mario Kart race with ONLY your EYES?
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Can you win a race in Mario Kart 64 only using your eyes to drive?
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This video shows exactly why texting and driving is dangerous, especially behind a teal truck. Be careful out there, gamers.
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
Be safe, those teal truck drivers are psychos
@asurashun9695
Жыл бұрын
There's a reason isekai anime don't have teal trucks
I never want to see a teal truck again
@RosieSapphire
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like a skill issue to me.
@luigikoopa8771
Жыл бұрын
don't click on this link i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/e2/07/d3e207102d2ff7d1ae44cd30f4f75e09.png
@TheVoidCult
Жыл бұрын
*insert a teal truck*
@johnzerke4045
10 ай бұрын
Lol
Driving tip 5: Clearly using your eyes to drive is dangerous, so next time I'm driving blindfolded.
@magusperde365
Жыл бұрын
I tried and it made my killcount better
1:40 that is in fact, toad’s head. Miyamoto himself said so. People will be like “oh the one episode of the super mario bros super show showed that it’s a hat” but like, bowser’s name was king koopa and he was green. I’m not sure how accurate that show is to the lore.
@theironycomedy6
Жыл бұрын
Hey, Bowser's called Koopa in the Japanese versions of the games! But yeah, other than that, you're right. Also, what lore?
Learning to drive soon, very helpful thanks you
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
you’re welcome
@Taha632RMF
Жыл бұрын
Never drive near teal trucks, they don't teach you this kinda stuff
One thing I realized watching this is he has to ignore his instinct to look at hazards, or else he'll go into them lol. He has to gauge his surroundings from peripheral vision
just found your channel and im shocked you don't have more subscribers, i think you and other creators like DougDoug would be an awesome collab! i look forward to seeing what new stuff you have in store :D
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
DougDoug is one of my biggest inspirations! I love his videos
@nefertitimontoya
Жыл бұрын
Fr! Here at 5k before you get tons of subs
TRIPLE TRIADS! SHEEESHH that ending was intense gg. also 5:50 had me on the edge of my SEAT!
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
the best song of all time
So i have two thoughts with this stellar idea to make this better. 1. Make the deadzone smaller or bigger to fine tune control so you can pretty much look away a little to turn. 2. If you allowed one button for drifting i think you could potentially have better reaction time than a normal controller
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
Thanks yeah I’d prob do #1 if I did this again
@dissonanceparadiddle
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts it's a fantastic idea. Could be a potential way for accessibility
So, like... while its obviously a far from idea setup, a control scheme like this could legitimately allow some people to experience the joy of playing video games even if a physical difficulty would otherwise prevent that. It would be difficult and would likely only work for games with simple controls, but it'd be possible. That's awesome.
This is why if children talk in the car you're legally allowed to tell them to shut up
I love seeing coders making great challenge content. Keep it up.
A bulky yellow overalled man has been seen disturbing the public peace by causing traffic disturbances. Police advise drivers to make constant eye contact with traffic and stresses not to text and drive.
Originally it was a hat, but in modern Mario lore it's part of his head
You are my new nightly internet entertainer, my friend. Funny ideas and great quality videos 👌
Next stop, MK8, 200cc rainbow road
The only the truck I see is Wario's dump truck...
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
true
most underrated channel out there
dude im so glad i saw your channel in my recommended, youre super funny! :D
THATS PART OF TOAD’S HEAD OF COURSE. BEE WINGS ARE BIG ENOUGH.
I think you not knowing the boundary at which the turning starts contributed to the difficulty. Having a visual cue that tells you how much you need to look to turn would help.
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
That’s a good point. I divided the screen into thirds for left, straight, and right but a visual cue would’ve been helpful
1:39 according to the super mario brothers super show its a hat
homie ur videos are gr8, can't wait for the next upload !
This is a person who gets distracted greatness nightmare
the fact that you got buzzwole so close to real is impressive
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
thank you, I'm an aspiring artist
@nightpups5835
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts a eye artist
This is spoopy. I thought this would be voice commands but this is possibly worse.
WHAT! I would love to do this! how did you downloaded python code? :0
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
it's mostly custom code that I wrote, but DougDoug's Twitch Plays code is a good starting point if you're looking to do python controlled keyboard/mouse inputs
@Stevow_
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts yo thanks for replying man! this is insane. uhm I was watching doughdough but what I found was the voice commands. do you mean in another video?
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
@@Stevow_ I more so meant that DougDoug's Twitch Plays code is a good general resource if you want to get into using scripts to control games. www.dougdoug.com/twitchplays There's several other things that I had to set up to be able to do this specific video though. Maybe I can do a tutorial someday.
@Stevow_
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts ty for replying dude!
@pinkie723
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts You should show how you did this! Being able to play games with just an eye tracker could be helpful for disabled people that physically can't play games otherwise
Sounds like Truck-kun wants to isekai you
Brown is the least common truck color
Okay, that was great
W j0rts L teal truck
Awesome content!
No blink only mario kart
It’s canonically his head
How were you able to set this up?
You’re definitely gonna become famous
yo that's tough
Feels like Doug Doug content, you should do a collab.
dr-eye-ving pun here
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
nice one
Mario Kart 8DX, yes
If you had analog staring
What is the mod that's making this ... Graphically better? It looks odd to me haha
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
Google Mario Kart 64 HD texture pack
Why the steering wheel was invented
What mario kart is it? And what are the mod you used to the 3d models and Hd?
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
Google mario kart 64 hd texture pack
@Luigitorta
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts thanks Friend!! Keep up the best work!
This is cool and all, but now how long until someone beats darksouls one with this control scheme
This Controlls need some analog values. This digital Left / right was so painfull to watch...
You should try a mario kart which has steering with a control stick. SNES D pad isnt in your favor playing with eyes
do this but in real life
@casenocat7100
Жыл бұрын
love the videos
Idk how this only got like 40k but. You touching grass hit 1m??????
This guy definitely needs to touch some grass
are you sure you're not dougdoug
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
I’m like 80% sure
@shellpoptheepicswordmaster755
Жыл бұрын
So that means there's a 20% chance you're dougdoug's alter ego.
Your playing with your feet
high graphics mario kart 64?
@j0rts
Жыл бұрын
Google mario kart 64 hd texture pack
@skeleton819
Жыл бұрын
@@j0rts cool
Hi
1:38 It's a hat and they take them off sometimes
just get an auto reader or someone to read
skill issue
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 NOOB😂😂😂
The wafflehouse has found it's new host.
Nice video!