People who believe watching laser videos blinds them also take screenshots of their cracked phone screens

@sora2534

5 жыл бұрын

I thought about doing that for a split second once but that's only because my brain makes choices and makes decisions faster than I can logically think about how stupid they are, its essentially a brain cell traffic jam, I guess you could say I drew a blank lol I'm not stupid I swear, I know that lasers can't damage your eyes through a screen, the recording ability of a camera and my monitor aren't able to replicate the effect that a laser makes on the eyes, anyone who actually thought that is special

@robertgold7652

5 жыл бұрын

It's right up there with people telling I'd brake my camera if I filmed the eclipse... smh

@TheLuftpolsterfolie

5 жыл бұрын

I did that once. I was drunk enough for 2 :)

@itotallyagreewithyoubecaus8827

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@hase-ge1dn

5 жыл бұрын

Hahhahahhhha this is sooooooooo stupid

When you tested the magnetic fields my car flew through my house and hit me. My lawyer will be in contact.

@timmyboi6882

4 жыл бұрын

Lol love ur vids

@neko7684

4 жыл бұрын

I have been laughing for three minutes straight now

@samuelmejia2839

4 жыл бұрын

Frizz god damn lmao 😂😂

@rohanjones7238

4 жыл бұрын

200th liker

@diamondbeater8121

4 жыл бұрын

Every corner came out of my walls until the camera died and now I have bad disease because of microwave

I watched some videos about Chernobyl and got cancer shortly after.

@BobWidlefish

3 жыл бұрын

I watched some CNN and got cancer. On the upside it’s terminal so at least I won’t be watching any more CNN. /s

@renascence239

3 жыл бұрын

@@BobWidlefish 👍

@vnull857

3 жыл бұрын

Wow luck was not on your side

@renascence239

3 жыл бұрын

@@vnull857 may this be the warning for the rest of you.

@cheeseits6764

3 жыл бұрын

Once I watched national geographic and I got mauled to death by a cheetah after.

people back in the 90’s be like: “in 30 years we will have flying cars and everything will be so advanced!” humans in 30 years: “cAn LaSeRs BliNd YoU iF yOu LoOk At LaSeRs In A vIdEo??”

@ducc4064

3 жыл бұрын

Yyeeeessss so true

@GoatStormChaser

3 жыл бұрын

That’s cause people are too dumb to drive a flying car. People can barely even drive a car in basically 2D let alone 3D.

@AiOinc1

2 жыл бұрын

People in the 90s also thought the world was going to end in 2000 and that metal bands were satanic

@kenziebalhatchet3918

2 жыл бұрын

@@AiOinc1 humans have always been a group of intelligent and dumber then a rock species and more closer to dumber then a rock

@Croatilillious

2 жыл бұрын

It's like in the 1800s when film was first invented people were afraid trains were gonna run them over

Mad genius casually roasts his audience. Amazing

@aerie1833

5 жыл бұрын

Inside a microwave

@mystomachhurt9312

4 жыл бұрын

420, nice

@yourmother5810

4 жыл бұрын

Roasts the stupid portion that is.

@davidpacak691

4 жыл бұрын

If part of his audience is retarded, why not?

@MrCosmin94

4 жыл бұрын

Not all his audience, only the stupid ones.

When I saw he was going to point a laser at the camera I knew to dodge out of the way. Unfortunately, I had a very big tv so the increased laser size incinerated my living room.

@carbon_no6

3 жыл бұрын

Your comment is hilarious! Made me laugh.. I read it in Braille.

@lol_0kkay

3 жыл бұрын

@@carbon_no6 nice

@WebContractor7407

3 жыл бұрын

@@carbon_no6 wow, you can bend the screen to create braille!

@carbon_no6

3 жыл бұрын

MikeJr U2b don’t bullshit me! You know you’re lying!

@hjonk2.053

3 жыл бұрын

lol

aw man, you just made me blind, shocked me, gave me radiation poisoning, and burned me alive I really should have worn some safety goggles

I went from being blind to 20/20 vision thanks to this video

DON'T WATCH THIS VIDEO! My brother did, and he got blind. He later died when he got shot in VR 😔

@GamerKeags_YT

4 жыл бұрын

Is this true

@barbutahelmet8966

4 жыл бұрын

@@GamerKeags_YT yes

@macvadda2318

4 жыл бұрын

Minecrafter Keagan r/whoosh

@redion8575

4 жыл бұрын

My phone lense also died, after I tried this kind of science in my telescope

@GamerKeags_YT

4 жыл бұрын

Dylan Green how dare you wooosh me

You're telling me camera's don't generate wormholes?

@sixmint2904

3 жыл бұрын

*Persona 4 intensifies*

@dinossanbox7607

3 жыл бұрын

this is underrated

@probablynotaparrot190

3 жыл бұрын

wait what? they don't?

@evanlol723

3 жыл бұрын

They don’t omg

@sixmint2904

3 жыл бұрын

Evan Convertino I hope your joking, (I mean your joking about not getting the joke)

One time my class were watching a livestream of an eclipse and almost all of them didn't wanna watch without protective glasses because the thougt it would ruin their eyes.

@frogman3740

2 жыл бұрын

Humanity is evolving, just backwards.

Whenever my house gets cold, i put on your pyro videos to warm the house up from the fire!

To be honest this was just an excuse to destroy a camera

@LazoLad

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking that exactly

@wls6788

3 жыл бұрын

True i agree

@3SPR1T

3 жыл бұрын

thinking isn't practised anymore in the modern world.

@guys_animations

3 жыл бұрын

690 likes

@hoc4772

3 жыл бұрын

yep

screen: *goes white* my room at 3am: *burns*

@Ikxi

4 жыл бұрын

lmao it really is 3am rn xD

@adorable_yangire

4 жыл бұрын

@@Ikxi well 4am herw but ok

@supermananimationsstudios8519

4 жыл бұрын

OMG BRO SAme but when the laser shinned it at me I got scared lol

@FlatEarthSwitzerland

4 жыл бұрын

That I do feel.

@Roeclean

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh. Turn the brightness down🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Imma watch this in the middle of the night with my brightness turned all the way up to get the full effect

@beokendoorstop

3 жыл бұрын

dont forget to wear safety glasses

@2toes2good15

3 жыл бұрын

Pupils be going. . ⚫️

It's like asking a welding KZreadr if it's ok to watch them weld 😂😂

@boreal8631

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, pretty much

@eaglefat9398

2 жыл бұрын

get welders flash 1 time and you'll forever squint away video or not

@thepixelatedpie

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me about how one of my friends decided to weld without eye protection the other day 😶 Or a shirt.

@smithkyon1462

2 жыл бұрын

If you got a screen bright enough to output something like, say, 1 million lumens, than's probably enough to do some eye damage.

Pov: You are getting a haircut 2:08

@erksampat9328

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@xx_dank_memer65_xx

4 жыл бұрын

This is the best post on here out of all of the comments

@snekback.

4 жыл бұрын

damn that was more realistic than the haircut asmr's

@slick6227

4 жыл бұрын

Looking at a real turkeys III

@teedal7203

4 жыл бұрын

No offense, but you look like shrek from shrek 3.

Hahahahhaahaha. That was a great explanation. Thank you for clearing up one of the internet's most asked questions!

@user-lw8jk6nv7l

6 жыл бұрын

Wow, I'm early on this comment

@Roter_Wolf

6 жыл бұрын

Do I smell a possible collab?

@styropyro

6 жыл бұрын

for sure! now more people can watch your laser bazooka vids without fear of blindness.

@user-lw8jk6nv7l

6 жыл бұрын

And Styro Pyro too? This thread is amazing

@incognitoanonymous3739

6 жыл бұрын

Hey Hacksmith ! Surprising to see you here, I'm actually one of your subscribers !

The complete ignorance that thrives in the online community is just unbelievable. I love all of the videos you make, and as a life long learner this opens the mind up, and sparks curiosity. I check daily for new videos. It is in my best hopes that you continue educating the community with your inspiring commitment to be curios. Thank you Drake Anthony. Your work is truly appreciated.

Bruh this video had so much sarcasm I literally couldn't stop laughing

@belonn6121

2 жыл бұрын

Nice profile picture

@Shane-fr2zd

2 жыл бұрын

@@belonn6121 lol thanks?

@belonn6121

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shane-fr2zd man of culture

@Shane-fr2zd

2 жыл бұрын

@@belonn6121 you know it

@krypton7900

Жыл бұрын

if nobody's gonna ask it I guess I will, pfp Sauce?

I like how people genuinely think that you can be blind from watching a youtube video

@finnmarkingang

3 жыл бұрын

Shrek 3 was a good movie tho

@ilikepie69

3 жыл бұрын

I hope it does happen to people who watch tiktok.

@goku445

3 жыл бұрын

You're a cat.

@intothewildexplore

3 жыл бұрын

some think that you can go blind by jerking off too much...

@Conrad75

3 жыл бұрын

@@intothewildexplore okay but this one is true. I’m blind and it’s because I cranked it 10 times in one day to styro’s laser videos

dude that lazer when through my monitor lucky me i was able to doge it

@Noorthia

5 жыл бұрын

your speed is 1,1 c

@larwack6623

5 жыл бұрын

@Kim Son Luu r/whooosh

@MAGGOT_VOMIT

5 жыл бұрын

*Apparently, his Laser was carrying the Unborn Embryos of some sorta, Brain-Destroying, Bavarian Chinchilla, that caused you to misspell "dodge".* *QUICK!!! only Hot-Sauce in your Sinus Membranes & Punctum (NOT RECTUM), will destroy these UNGODLY CREATSTURES!!! If it burns, that means they're still in there. Keep doing this daily. If it stops burning, you'll know YOU GOT 'EM SOLDIER!!!*

@AlMosca99

5 жыл бұрын

I was not as lucky as you, now my eyeballs are non-existent

@mikeycarroll4781

5 жыл бұрын

Same

Yes, i can confirm i am now blind, my lawyer will be in contact

Gotta love what you’re doing! I really enjoy listening to you and watching the videos. LOL, I felt that Star Wars effect!! WoW!

@cricketthemacaw3079

3 жыл бұрын

Plus I REALLY Get Supped up with the laser goggles!!!

Pray for my lil bro, he got shot playing vr, and now hes in the hospital

@JoeKurr5

4 жыл бұрын

Max Faleyev my little brother got snapped by thanos because he watched that damned movie!

@s0ulshot

4 жыл бұрын

Thoughts and prayers

@Mike-qx2hd

4 жыл бұрын

BOW DOWN TO THIS STRANGER ON THE INTERNETS BROTHER!!!!!!

@spongechair

4 жыл бұрын

bruh

@FlatEarthSwitzerland

4 жыл бұрын

Is he going to make it? Always check difficulty level before playing VR. It could be your last Game....

if i take a picture of the sun and look at the picture will i go blind???

@sandro426

5 жыл бұрын

no

@visibleconfusion9894

5 жыл бұрын

r/woooosh

@edstar83

5 жыл бұрын

si como no senor.

@attrition2379

5 жыл бұрын

Can we get 5000 subscribers with no videos? yes

@jaydensmusicchannel2930

5 жыл бұрын

No, as explained, "white" is the brightest thing on your computer screen. Do you go blind looking at an image of paper? No!

Man, I fxn love this channel!

now there's spots on my screen thanks to you.

@rybaneightsix5085

2 жыл бұрын

You've been dead for years anyway

@DoggosGames

2 жыл бұрын

those are video artifacts ye baka.

MY EYES BURNED from all those stupid questions ._.

@kd1330

3 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo exactly i didnt lose my eyesight, but rather my will to live

@Andro.d

3 жыл бұрын

mhm

@rensloth

3 жыл бұрын

Ya

@IITUXEDOSII

3 жыл бұрын

You mean, "extremely sophisticated" questions

@i_haveth_no_lifeth2250

3 жыл бұрын

There is no such this as purple electricity

I almost died watching this wtf

@Jonny2myren

6 жыл бұрын

Me too, I mean REAL turkeys on tape!? What an age we live in.

@styropyro

6 жыл бұрын

@jonny2myren I'm glad somebody pointed out that real turkeys tape.

@alphawolf1031

6 жыл бұрын

styropyro wut?

@CarlLastname

6 жыл бұрын

I did died wathcing this!!1

@dbluffs685

6 жыл бұрын

People are retarded

styro needs to invent a monitor/display with insane adjustable brightness so the viewer can actally be blinded to death. Only a special camera which can record and save high brightness (without a frying sensor :( ) in a custom format, special displaying software on the monitor side... Sounds like the best consumer product to me

@RussellTeapot

2 жыл бұрын

More like the best consuming product, because it will consume your eyeballs

@Spunney

2 жыл бұрын

good pfp :)

dude, this guys videos came straight from 2008 youtube, i love it

@pennydyer1448

5 жыл бұрын

True

@kake478

5 жыл бұрын

10 year challenge

@skibur848

4 жыл бұрын

LazyShrooms KZread isn’t existence in 2008

@EggplantHarmesan

4 жыл бұрын

@@skibur848 lol youtube started in 2005.

@skibur848

4 жыл бұрын

CR1Tr oh really! Well didnt know

I really wish this video was just a second if him saying "no"

@benduffy4223

4 жыл бұрын

Or 3 minutes of hysterical laughing, followed by the aforementioned

@spiritedaway9581

4 жыл бұрын

@@benduffy4223 EVEN BETTER

Six years ago I got blinded by looking at a physical picture of the sun for way too long. I still regret it to this day. My life is ruined.

Hey styro glad your still alive👍

@rerereuj

Жыл бұрын

This is a 4 year old video

I went blind while watching this video, but I was drinking methanol.

@DaffyDaffyDaffy33322

6 жыл бұрын

Probably unrelated.

@tom_something

6 жыл бұрын

The correlation is exhibited in all samples examined.

@vartilaknovehestum4947

6 жыл бұрын

Tom Haflinger T Why don't you try using the laser as a suppositories?

@nocop5382

6 жыл бұрын

Wait..... whats a methanol

@tom_something

6 жыл бұрын

It's a type of alcohol that is harmful at much lower doses than ethanol, the alcohol found in professionally made liquor. Small amounts can sometimes be found in poorly distilled liquors and can cause a variety of adverse health affects including blindness.

The answer is no, but if anyone could figure out how to create a youtube video with the possibility to blind watchers, it's gotta be styropyro

@sixmint2904

3 жыл бұрын

That would be awesome, a KZreadr that just hates his fan base casually sends that video.

@nerdlord2288

3 жыл бұрын

a video,no,but give him remote access to your computer im sure with some coding it may be possible

@purplehaze779

3 жыл бұрын

@@nerdlord2288 u mad

@nerdlord2288

3 жыл бұрын

@@purplehaze779 what lol

@averygoodfantasticname4206

3 жыл бұрын

@@nerdlord2288 thats uhh, not how coding works

yeah it went through my screen and burned a hole in my wall

This was nice. I lost quite a bit of brain cells when reading the comments in the video, but almost gained them back by the end of the video!! Almost 😓🙏

That's nothing I was talking to my friend on the phone and he sneezed. Now I'm sick

@gaged.8062

4 жыл бұрын

*CoffinDance*

@sixmint2904

3 жыл бұрын

No, that’s just you........r joke!

@saffronkiwi7008

3 жыл бұрын

You c'ant get sick trough phone idiot

@sixmint2904

3 жыл бұрын

SaffronKiwiGaming Bruno Lessard did you not... seriously? That’s the joke.

@saffronkiwi7008

3 жыл бұрын

@@sixmint2904 oh my bad at least i dont think that i can get sick through phone 😤

When I originally broke out the camera yesterday, I was shooting footage for a video on wireless energy transmission with lasers. Somehow I ended up making this...

@AdmLock

6 жыл бұрын

Somehow...

@Zman2024

6 жыл бұрын

styropyro Once you brought the MOT out I thought "wow, did he really have enough time on his hands to do this? I wonder how long it took and how much money he made off the video vs how much he lost. I mean he broke a camera for this video... Then again it is the quality content I've been waiting for so whatever right?"

@Zman2024

6 жыл бұрын

Also that "wireless energy transmission with lasers" thing sounds AWESOME when do you think you can get that out

@justcallmesiv

6 жыл бұрын

I'm most certainly blind now, thanks bro!

@styropyro

6 жыл бұрын

the camera was $20 used on ebay and was purchased for another experiment of mine that failed. the rewired MOT is something i've had for years...i have my high cost videos but this was not one of them

bro you are doing amazing keep it up !!!!!!!!!!!❤❤❤❤

This is hillarious. I'm almost disappointed i discovered this gem only now.

0:45 i love how styro said this so passive-aggresively and tried to explain it as simple as possible, i could definetely tell the raw energy of "are you stupid?" through the interspacial wormhole from the video.

@i_haveth_no_lifeth2250

3 жыл бұрын

this device right here is called a *"D I G I T A L C A M E R A"*

@whatskraken3886

2 жыл бұрын

i mean to be fair, holy fuck how are they that stupid

@Zeno21340

Жыл бұрын

The "Can you see that" no sir its the middle of the night and my whole screen turned white. i cant even see my own hands yet.

I thought my 4K HDR monitor was impressive, apparently it's *extremely* outdated now that I've discovered that some people have spacetime-warping portal technology in their monitors, HDR seems really lame in comparison.

@president565

5 жыл бұрын

AHAHAHA I died laughing reading this one.

@e8root

5 жыл бұрын

Hope they do not watch any nuclear tests on these, God bless their wretched souls...

@AlMosca99

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude, imagine seeing a picture of a croissant and... reaching for it using the incorporated spacetime-warping portal technology, or watching a video of a nuclear tes- *oh wait* *WAIT* *WHAT HAVE WE DON-* *nuclear blast uses spacetime-warping portal to annhilate me*

@royalshadow5042

5 жыл бұрын

@@AlMosca99 hahahhahahaha

@royalshadow5042

5 жыл бұрын

Haha

Love the intro!

God I haven’t laughed that much in years. Thanks man 😂

Haha, laser videos can’t hurt me! But if anyone ever posts a video of the sun then LOOK AWAY

@thaunreal7801

5 жыл бұрын

5MadMovieMakers this just made my day

@audiodood

3 жыл бұрын

What are you guys doing here

@nathanboss9126

3 жыл бұрын

The sun is a deadly lazer

Guys he's nothing but a liar you can go blind thats why I haven't seen my dad in 14 years

@theogchurkel53

5 жыл бұрын

@@drewsparks9608 woosh

@user-mx7qp9ls3o

5 жыл бұрын

@@drewsparks9608 woosh

@Internet_Pirat

5 жыл бұрын

it is normal if you're black

@averytrashmouth

5 жыл бұрын

@Logan Hiott SAY IT ANYWAY! WOOOOOSH!

@kyleingalls4826

5 жыл бұрын

Bullkid520 I think you are just black

Thx for the fire in the end of the videos it was very cold in my place

What a funny question to be asked, can’t believe you were asked this 😂

Audience: doesn’t understand how cameras work Styropyro: I dunno, maybe it will blind you. Only one way to find out.

@neoz9467

3 жыл бұрын

lol 😂🤣

@lennartsix6102

3 жыл бұрын

"Only one way to find out" this is legit his favourite quote. If i read it i can hear him say it in my head

@random6033

3 жыл бұрын

who cares these comments were probably unfunny jokes

@collin5577

3 жыл бұрын

@@random6033 But there was a funny video as a result, dear SomeRandomPerson from 3 weeks ago.

@Nezuh.k

2 жыл бұрын

theres goes nothing

Thank you. I couldn't find my lighter so for the past 4 hours I have been using your video to light my cigarettes. Unfortunately now I can't find my pack because now all I can see is multi-color bursts of light and it feels like someone threw handfuls of fine sand into my eyes.

@SamLeroSberg

3 жыл бұрын

So how bright is your screen 100%, mine is 0%

@dmkays

3 жыл бұрын

@@SamLeroSberg The current brightness setting is "Carbon Arc". d,^}

@Rexvivor

3 жыл бұрын

@@dmkays Damn

@ashton8993

3 жыл бұрын

Mins always 100

@android-er9fg

3 жыл бұрын

mine screen is 1000000000000000000000000000000000000%, so i always wear my laser goggle.

"this here is called a digital camera" My god the sass

Gosh i love this guy's humor

I told my deaf friend my blind brother was staring at him.

@thecaptainnoodles

4 жыл бұрын

wat

@lucashermann7262

4 жыл бұрын

Impressive

@frantisekvrana3902

4 жыл бұрын

Nice, you know sign language. But why did you lie?

@troliskimosko

4 жыл бұрын

s l e e p y h e a d switch it and it’s even better

@maryannpetalver5346

4 жыл бұрын

Stupid

I used your video to shine Lazer from my phone. Thanks, i don't need to buy a Lazer anymore

@jassi151

5 жыл бұрын

Are you joking or not ? because some people atucally beleave that you can do that :P

@nafisulislam4376

5 жыл бұрын

@@jassi151 Someone needs to go to sarcasm class.

@jch8175

5 жыл бұрын

krejas 339 people understood he was being sarcastic, you are the idiot here

@tyranusthedragon7045

5 жыл бұрын

@Krejas r/wooosh

@abdulhaseeb8907

4 жыл бұрын

@@jassi151 mistakes have been made

One of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen 😂

Instructions unclear, went deaf instead.

I can confirm, a wormhole appeared infront of my monitor and left burn marks on my wall. Luckily I wasn't in the room at the time and was just listening through the speaker.

*Camera screams in pain*

@PerciusLive

5 жыл бұрын

*screams in camera*

@valeforedark

5 жыл бұрын

Pains in scream camera

@Hixor

5 жыл бұрын

@Vegan Life like ur sense of humor

Can comfirm after watching, I have gone blind in one of my eyes. I appreciate the warning to make sure only ONE of them is burned with lasers

0:10 😹😹😹😹😹 ...intellectual discussions. You funny af styro

⠂⠋⠗⠊⠉⠅ ⠆⠂⠊⠄⠍ ⠃⠇⠊⠝⠙ ⠝⠕⠺

@TigerManGaming

5 жыл бұрын

I legit just pissed myself with laughter

@tomow7566

4 жыл бұрын

it says "frick i'm blind now"

@JNCressey

4 жыл бұрын

@@tomow7566, actually, it says "1frick 21i'm blind now"

@CactiKing200

4 жыл бұрын

@@JNCressey and, its better the way he said it

@leoshork

4 жыл бұрын

Awesome hahahaha

Ahhhh my eyes. How will I ever watch another of your videos now @styropyro !!!

Can I burn my finger when typing the flame emoji? Let’s see 🔥. Ouch! That really hurt!

@SreenikethanI

4 жыл бұрын

This is some high level science

@SreenikethanI

4 жыл бұрын

Pls delete that comment immediately… if small kids try it, they may burn their fingers! Here's some ice to cool the burns: ❄️❄️❄️

@nylegibbs7644

4 жыл бұрын

Sreenikethan I thank you for playing it safe, and what are you doing here anyways? You’ll burn your eyes out from the video above! 💵💵 here go buy yourself a welding mask

@SreenikethanI

4 жыл бұрын

@@nylegibbs7644 thanks mate c:

@SirKolass

4 жыл бұрын

*Ouch! it tickles*

An optical pyrometer proves sunlight of being outdoors is a lot worse since if one really is concerned about health they would crawl into a cleanroom air shower bunker with Howard Hughes. I remember when they said same thing about cathode ray tube screens and reading printed on paper texts since it is a scheme to promote agricultural serfdom of rail transit tracks built on coolies.

I turned the video on my tv, laptop and three phones at the same time... I used your one laser to burn and destroy a huge house using all the before mentioned screens as the power multiplied by many times given that so many pixels emulated your laser completely removing any trace of that house from the face of the Earth.

Can confirm: am blind. Regular digital cameras only open up the saved temporary portal whereas orange cameras are well known for opening up full recreated portals.

@NicolsHere

6 жыл бұрын

I can confirm this guy is blind, said am instead of I'm.

@nosilverharbinger

6 жыл бұрын

Fjdbend Fllf Version 3 Canon camera bodies, which the shooter obviously has, are more of a burnt metallic orange which lessens the portal’s overall immersion transport effect. I could break out all of the mathematics involved, but in layman’s terms it’s good news for your retinas! You should regain 60-70% of your vision loss within 7-10 business days. The rest will require various stem cell therapies.

@fjdbendfllf9119

6 жыл бұрын

nosilverharbinger but you weren't taking into factor potential colorblindness, obviously somebody who couldn't see orange wouldn't go blind, but I am color blind to metallic.

@LOOTS243

6 жыл бұрын

How can you post this then #logic101

Instructions were unclear, blinded myself by wiring the monitor into my eyes.

I think you burned out my retinas. Now I'll have to watch your videos by Braille.

I absolutely adore his sarcasm!!

The fact that this video exists is more shocking than the fact that he built a lazer bazooka

@arandomsnek2551

5 жыл бұрын

I’d say that it’s more shocking than a Tesla coil

@seantaggart7382

5 жыл бұрын

Nice

This is one of the most enjoyably sarcastic videos I've watched in a while

@SpydersByte

5 жыл бұрын

ditto

@jamescourtney98

5 жыл бұрын

how is this sarcasm

@daltonb

5 жыл бұрын

James Courtney did you ride the short bus or did you not watch the video ?

@jamescourtney98

5 жыл бұрын

@@daltonbBriley did you ride the short bus or did you just not get the joke?

@Raymuk

5 жыл бұрын

@@jamescourtney98 Did you ride the short bus or did you just make a shitty joke

I have no clue if you will see this comment but I recently came across a youtube video of a vintage advertisement that was showcasing a toy lazer called the Plazer Ray. If you can get your hands on one to see the technology that is within it and perhaps Jerry rig it to make it actually as depicted in the commercial that would be so legendary and awesome. Thanks Styropyro.

This reminds me of when I borrowed Daytona Racing for Sega Saturn from a friend, and I found a little tunnel you could drive into really fast and the car almost glitched through a wall. I kept trying to get the car to go through it and my older brother got angry that’s I’d damage a game I’d borrowed off a friend like this and should treat it with more care and respect.

Styro: weLL GUeSS yOU DIdn't diE Epileptic people: well yes, but actually AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

@flarecheats

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@glazeddonut1874

4 жыл бұрын

Prismate terraria prism laser thingy

@Prismate

4 жыл бұрын

Glazed Donut Do you get it why I watch this channel?

@frostiesswn8864

4 жыл бұрын

Damn i love terraria

@Kumquat_Lord

4 жыл бұрын

got a hearty chuckle from me, nice one.

Hey! You burnt a hole through my wall!

@Cybah

5 жыл бұрын

Really? He burnt a hole through my ass!

@watersheep5891

5 жыл бұрын

@@Cybah ok

@joe_vs_gaming4232

5 жыл бұрын

CyberLost wtf

@tuckersmith7991

4 жыл бұрын

CyberLost nice

@jamesofoof1232

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cybah you must remember to put your phone off before putting it in your pocket. We cant have any dangerous portals unsupervised

I like how he showed us proof of the portal that opens up when you use a camera at the end there! Looks pretty eldritch

Thanks, I thought I would be deaf from the radioactive biological electromagnetic shockwave from the laser alone. Great educational video for those intellectual people out there.

i had to dodge the beam that shined through my portal

@malicious1111

6 жыл бұрын

it broke my monitor!

@maxischew514

6 жыл бұрын

It came through my zen crystal display.

@billradford151

6 жыл бұрын

James Pritchard no it's just that you think you have a better sense of humour wich you don't....so bog off

OMG THIS MADE ME BBBLLLIIINNNDDD Edit: nevermind I just had my eyes closed

@shaevc

4 жыл бұрын

You definitely deserve a like for this one.

@user-jn6ko8ci6i

4 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@johnnyhunt795

3 жыл бұрын

and that you wrote that comment while blind

@randomphoenix9150

3 жыл бұрын

lol

I didn't go blind watching your video on the tattoo laser, but it certainly made my retinal reattachment laser scar hurt, lol.

i love this ... the sarcasm is so funny , great fucking job

Styropyro:"points laser at the camera" Epileptic kid:"dies"

@mrRamzes2002

5 жыл бұрын

nope, i still life :VVVV

@rize6113

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrRamzes2002 shhhh🤫🤫🤫

@cooperdickey5785

5 жыл бұрын

BlackBourn shhhh Don’t ruin the joke with the truth Or logic

@soultheory8441

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@someguy2965

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

Dark theme users go blind by even seeing a grey background.

@Ikxi

4 жыл бұрын

I watched the white screen at 3am....

@luminus9556

4 жыл бұрын

I used to use dark mode. I decided to use light mode for shits and giggles and now I actually prefer this.

@xgreenery2482

4 жыл бұрын

can confirm that this is true

@goodtyme

4 жыл бұрын

@@luminus9556 you monster

@ivoryas1696

4 жыл бұрын

Riasat Salmin Sami This is why dark theme users are *_weak!_*

I clicked on it knowing it would be funny as fuck. Thanks for delivering 🔥😂

I Feel bad for the your cameras sensors :( What type of protective glasses are needed for the Zeus X 7 watt 450nm laser pointer?

Omg I almost drowned when I was watching "Finding Nemo". Never watching that shit again.

@wolfy_gangz

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@detjkimbell

4 жыл бұрын

Terrible. I found myself unable to breathe

@shadowxxe

4 жыл бұрын

bro that's why you are supposed to buy an oxygen tank before viewing idiot

@sergiogaming1191

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@idexrex9851

4 жыл бұрын

You know the move up?... I nearly died from the fall damage

The passive-aggressive nature of this video is gold because you can obviously tell that it’s sarcasm but he’s speaking the way he normally does so it’s literally his emoji 🙃 personified

"Can you go blind watching laser videos on KZread?" is as good of a question as is "Can you burn yourself playing a guitar with flames painted on it?". Sure, Dimebag Darrel was on fire

Thanks dude. Now I'm a blind person writing a comment.

The first time the sarcasm has ever actually been sarcasm

@audiodood

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@dinnersalad7322

4 жыл бұрын

sounds exactly the same

Bro your laser shot through the screen and burned my lamp shade

@yuremarodriguezglobe654

3 жыл бұрын

Lie.

@civildoubloon8786

3 жыл бұрын

@@yuremarodriguezglobe654 no shit Sherlock it’s a joke

@leoliu6469

3 жыл бұрын

@@yuremarodriguezglobe654 no shit

@clown9300

3 жыл бұрын

@Tristen Ferguson Sharkblox go brrrrr

@lilexplosivediarrhea6061

3 жыл бұрын

@@yuremarodriguezglobe654 no shit

styropyro: 1:50 Discord light theme: allow me to introduce myself

So that's why watching watching videos on Oilburner's channel didn't heat up the room when it was cold. I am glad it doesn't work that way as I was starting to think I was getting radiation sickness from watching Kreosan.

Love the lowkey dissapointment in the voice, dude. Honestly this video is great.

The sarcasm is strong with this one

@Natalie-ez1zc

6 жыл бұрын

Sarcasm detector 💯💯💯

@razzon101

6 жыл бұрын

Alright viewers, get out your sarcasm detectors!

@AdmLock

6 жыл бұрын

Best of KZread

@phillipcsandoval9094

6 жыл бұрын

Threft 123, Indeed! Sarcasm at its best ever! Specially when it's guided towards the lack of common Sense fucks out there! Thank you !

@Natalie-ez1zc

6 жыл бұрын

Delete this comment, or fix your goddamn punctuation.

Its like saying you play a video of a volcano explosion and your phone becomes a sound bomb

"This is just a white screen" We’ve been hoodwinked, bamboozled, lead astray, run amok and flat out deceived