THESE ARE NOT TOYS *tries to shave his arm with it*

@alejandroterzado2068

4 жыл бұрын

He’s a pro gamer he can do it

@ForeverCacti

4 жыл бұрын

Ross Geller gamer?

@bunkerspy7469

4 жыл бұрын

yuNik TV plays with cat looks away for one second cats cut in half

@Sincity777

4 жыл бұрын

Anybody else read this when it happened?

@maaaaaaaaaaan

4 жыл бұрын

540th like

*Goes blind in one eye* “Woah, that hurt”

@sugestive371

4 жыл бұрын

Comrade Gallegos did it fuck with your eyes it fucked with mine

@toelint5706

4 жыл бұрын

“woah, cool”

@angrypotato5468

4 жыл бұрын

Accidentally blinds himself Just says whoa, cool in the calmest voice ever 🤣

@verliebt3465

4 жыл бұрын

Burning your retina doesn't actually hurt, you won't probably feel it until you can't see anymore, so i've heard

@thescienceteam2124

4 жыл бұрын

*Wow, that didn’t feel so cool*

This dude's personality can be summed up by a Home Alone inspired sitcom, and I personally love that plus the fact that he's obsessed with lasers makes it so much better

@gregorynaco7458

6 ай бұрын

I thought the same thing he sounds like Kevin lmao

@Welp2010

2 ай бұрын

kevin from home alone plus doc from back to the future =

he's like a drunk tf2 scout

@gladoseon4117

Жыл бұрын

He is Scout, Engineer, and Demo all at once

@nicupetricas9718

Жыл бұрын

Or a sober one

@dukeelma7ala

Жыл бұрын

lool

@jiquandaviussongaming8640

9 ай бұрын

haha i watched this video and immediately thought “holy shit he looks like scout” but didn’t expect anyone to actually comment it

@slazerat

8 ай бұрын

Crossed with high jerma

*cuts his arm off* “Ha look I cut my arm” Is something I see this man saying Thanks for the likes guys, this is the most attention I’ll ever have in 10 life times

@wavy582

4 жыл бұрын

Ha look I cut my arm off! That's amazing!

@abstract0407

4 жыл бұрын

@@wavy582 wadda ya say we try something else out? !

@judewaide8328

4 жыл бұрын

Oh wow, it just cuts my arm right off. That's so cool.

@gabrielpoulin5846

4 жыл бұрын

Wooow that’s awesome 😂

@masonwood3310

4 жыл бұрын

WOW

"Now it won't ignite my propane tan--" BOOM

@Sandysoboba

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@KashTheGamerYT

4 жыл бұрын

I wanted to see that happen so bad 😂

@joshseno9463

4 жыл бұрын

😭😂

@mw2blackopsamazing

4 жыл бұрын

@Dion Washington fr like what if it did ignite it what's he do then 😂😂😂

@zaki5299

4 жыл бұрын

lol

"I JUST BOUGHT THE SAFEST LASERS ON EBAY AND LET ME JUST REITERATE THAT THEYRE TOTALLY SAFE AND PROBABLY NOT OVER THE LIMIT" proceeds to immediately ignite everything in the vicinity. "Probably not eye safe"

bringing "laser hair removal" to a whole new, much more dangerous level

@rule1dontgosplat

6 ай бұрын

one of the reasons you can’t have a higher power laser is they classify them as medical devices, for hair and tattoo removal. The healthcare industry is scared people will do medicine at home and they won’t make a ton of money.

@properantagonist

5 ай бұрын

@@rule1dontgosplat or, possibly, scared that untrained (oftentimes reckless and stupid) people don't permanently fuck up their skin and eyes. But this is apparently such a wild concept.

@jblazerndrowzy

Ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@properantagonistDefinitely this. The average person with equipment like that very much have the potential to cause a lot of damage, both to themselves and others.

This guy is legendary, he sounds like he wants to have emotion but he cant

@isaac8141

4 жыл бұрын

That was the perfect description of him I have ever read

@sirusshorts272

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated!

@vbot111

4 жыл бұрын

Hes to smart to be encumbered with silly regular human emotions. Theres just not enough room in his brain for useless stuff.

@lovat52

4 жыл бұрын

he sounds like he wants to hit puberty

@Journey_Awaits

4 жыл бұрын

"We are just pools of energy, emotions are a joke"

“Don’t buy these lasers” *attempts to ignite a propane tank*

@tyuniversal

4 жыл бұрын

that would be dangerous

@disco.jellyfish

4 жыл бұрын

**cuts off his skin hair with it**

@exicutioner161

4 жыл бұрын

Disco Jellyfish skin hair?

@disco.jellyfish

4 жыл бұрын

@@exicutioner161 exactly

@Pokkenie

4 жыл бұрын

666th like

Funny story about high power lasers that comes from a friend of mine who is an electrical engineer who works with lasers all the time. He said that back in the day Fleetwood Mac was doing concerts with laser shows. They would setup these giant super powerful lasers to do the shows with and at one point a safety inspector showed up to see just how safe these shows were. The crew was clearly not paid enough because they didn’t care when the safety inspector showed up and one of the crew members took out a cigarette, stuck it in beam of one of the lasers and lit it, the safety inspector saw that and shut down the entire show.

*propane tank explodes, destroying house* “Wow, that’s so cool.”

“Woah look, I just cut my cat in half”

@_blacken

4 жыл бұрын

"im Phil Swift and i just cut this cat in half!"

@redditstories3080

4 жыл бұрын

"and only fix it with flex tape"

@movieshake4945

4 жыл бұрын

*"THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE"*

@The_Y33TER

4 жыл бұрын

Morose 14 not funny

@dubklanky9035

4 жыл бұрын

@@The_Y33TER fuck off snowflake

“woah look i assasinated a public official with my laser”

@too2tie

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@warriorwoman6489

4 жыл бұрын

That’s amazing

@WalnutSpice

4 жыл бұрын

oh no, he's about to assasinate arche duke ferdinand oh no, he has airpods in he can't hear us

@willowFFMPEG

4 жыл бұрын

"haha wow cool"

@normangraves4133

4 жыл бұрын

modifies them to run off my car battery, mounts to bumper. test run thru Protestorville...lol

Remember kids, if you are ever in a dark cave, bring your AWESOME 100% SAFE NON HAZARDOUS LAZER GUN to light a match.

1st of all this video and lasers are super cool, 2nd thank you so much for your explanation of eye safety, I really had no idea but after viewing this I have a profound respect for lasers and the importance of proper personal protection equipment. 3rd you sir have an amazing and bright future ahead as a Bond villain

@oliverjudson1834

Жыл бұрын

did you know laser is an acronym

@jarinchandler

Жыл бұрын

@@oliverjudson1834 I did, light amplification by stimulation of radiation, Originally accomplished with Lab grown rubies I believe

Cuts left hand off “Wow, slices right through that”

@emotinaloats8010

5 жыл бұрын

You mean left through that okay i will leave

@jeanpaulgomezmorales3874

5 жыл бұрын

@@emotinaloats8010 lmao 😂😂😂

@lemoncar4526

5 жыл бұрын

@@emotinaloats8010 what

@BenCos2018

5 жыл бұрын

@Free Man it would be I think

@joshferguson1954

5 жыл бұрын

@@emotinaloats8010 😂😂😂

This man is running nerd software on chad hardware.

@technowiz1772

4 жыл бұрын

With home alone kid audio

@lostdapack

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@Struggler3831

4 жыл бұрын

Techno Wiz holy frick you’re right

@antonyjohansson4006

4 жыл бұрын

I was your 1000th like

@NovaStorm93

4 жыл бұрын

@@antonyjohansson4006 Ok? Do you want a medal or something?

I love how he’s so nonchalantly talking while holding two very dangerous high powered lasers

Dude I want this but I feel like I'd just shine it on something reflective and blind myself. I'd make a rule that I'd only use it outside and with eye protection and eventually break that rule.

@dizzywow

Жыл бұрын

"Reflective" like your floor, or a wall? Because they would do it. These things are far more dangerous than they are fun. I'd sooner try cooking-up some nitroglycerin in my bathtub.

@diegogarcia6518

Жыл бұрын

Using it outside is a surefire way to ruin someone else's life and very likely get in a big lawsuit friend This guy does it in a shop and is very careful with them; and limits himself to just burning small stuff lmao

@chitlitlah

Жыл бұрын

I think I'd feel safer playing with a pipe bomb or anthrax.

@Antigen__

Жыл бұрын

That's why you use protective goggles while handling these.

@chrisr7341

Жыл бұрын

Alright, whatever you do, PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS OUTSIDE You seem to be aware about the risk of permanent blindless. If you use this thing outside you become a danger for everyone around you.

This guy literally is in a movie, narrating his own life

@josorr

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how it will end. Probably not old age.

@someonethatateyourbabies1990

4 жыл бұрын

@@josorr he will die due to lazering his arm

@royalty367

4 жыл бұрын

@@someonethatateyourbabies1990 probably not if the lazer hit the arm there is a small chance he will die.

@swettispaghetti4310

4 жыл бұрын

@Larry Wheels lol

@putrixkz

4 жыл бұрын

Dead pool😁

i love how im a minute in and hes already talked his way out of a felony

@rotary_turbo99

3 жыл бұрын

he has IRL speech 100

@scottrichardson181

3 жыл бұрын

Not just a felony a federal offense

@serioussingularity9595

3 жыл бұрын

Uhh I may or may not have created a laser that might be illegal since it's over 10 times as strong and is so big it has to be attached to my truckbed

@trxly_mari8299

3 жыл бұрын

He should be a criminal defense lawyer

@adamnclown9085

3 жыл бұрын

2 felonies

My favourite nighttime ritual is falling asleep to Styro creating lasers that would blind you instantly without goggles

Im scared of how dangerous and relatively available weapon this technology could be.

@DiegoLopez_3

8 ай бұрын

Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials

@DiegoLopez_3

8 ай бұрын

Lmfao, have you seen what they did to Maui, Turkey, or that house in Chili, and I'm sure countless more incidents where this tech was used against its people by their own military. Obviously, they were just following orders from their government officials

*Burns a hole through his TV* _"Oh wow, that's amazing"_

@shrekbethiccerthanasniccer1432

5 жыл бұрын

I am the 1000th liker

@shrekbethiccerthanasniccer1432

5 жыл бұрын

@@touchingisjustthefirststep Noooooooo why did you expose me!!!!!

@touchingisjustthefirststep

5 жыл бұрын

@@shrekbethiccerthanasniccer1432 It was like that before i even saw this shit. Now its 1000th someone liked it lool

@shrekbethiccerthanasniccer1432

5 жыл бұрын

@@touchingisjustthefirststep lmao

@StansStuff

5 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/gqdrts1xpbzQfdo.html

This guy is going to hit him self in the eye and be like “Ha, I just went blind”

@lolbollo691

4 жыл бұрын

Nah this guy would prolly blind the laser if he looked in one

@KumoGacha

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard to this

@lolbollo691

4 жыл бұрын

@@KumoGacha glad you liked it. You made my day. Thank you man!

@ihatekidswithanimeprofilep4082

4 жыл бұрын

@@lolbollo691 You sure he/she was talking to you?

@safinsalt2265

4 жыл бұрын

@I hate kids with anime profile pics shhhhh don’t say that

I can’t believe I’m just now finding this channel, it’s is incredible! And you did an incredible job explaining things

I actually got a 450nm 1W Blue Diode Laser a few years back. It uses a 12V power supply and I adapted a set of lenses to focus the light into a variable+distant point. For safety, I use some pretty dark welding goggles when it’s powered up, It can burn through 100 page pocket notepad in 30-45 seconds.

Burns his house down “Oh wow, that’s amazing.”

@BenCos2018

5 жыл бұрын

blows his house up oh wow that's amazing

@ava.and.jasper

5 жыл бұрын

Turns himself into laser *wow*

@starstruck2348

5 жыл бұрын

"Now that's what I want out of power..."

@-nup

5 жыл бұрын

‘thats ridiculous’

@rafqueraf

5 жыл бұрын

with a kid's voice xD

Gets third degree burn "WOW I can't believe it gave me third degree burns"

@phantomphoenix4981

5 жыл бұрын

Justin Lambert outdoors he gets 3rd degree burn; ouch. Me touching highest setting of heat on sink water: aiiiieeeee

@GibberishGamer

5 жыл бұрын

@@phantomphoenix4981 me: going 1 degree over 70 Fucking dies:

@RozzDarkly

5 жыл бұрын

Wow. Piece of cake

@syundown6005

5 жыл бұрын

Oh wow that's amazing

I was very fortunate to have some lab experience in optics while in college. Highest power I worked with was 8 watts. The beam block would get extremely hot. Goggles are must at all times no exceptions.

University probably squashed all the independent ideas out of his mind. RIP Styropyro

It's like watching Peter Parker in an alternate reality where he never became Spiderman.

@ozmoses2011

4 жыл бұрын

No, not unless the Peter in that realm was psycho , idk maybe he is lol

@a1r592

4 жыл бұрын

He looks more like Harry Osborn to me...

@whtdwarfbackhe

4 жыл бұрын

he does looks like a older peter

@jennifermiddleton6456

4 жыл бұрын

More like laser man

@Gottaculat

4 жыл бұрын

@THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN The memes should have made that question unnecessary many years ago. :p

*laser goes through his finger* “Oh wow, that’s amazing”

@matiasalejandrogomezjatab1263

5 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@bengoody7657

5 жыл бұрын

Your profile pic looks like joe west from the flash

@zwart2295

5 жыл бұрын

Ben Goody bruh that’s Matt.

@joshmyers9326

5 жыл бұрын

Ben Goody you are mistaken, perhaps he is the most powerful character to ever exist who has the name of “Matt”

@bikinibottompolicedepartme8577

5 жыл бұрын

I like your username

Hey man. Thanks for the explanations about how lasers dangerous can be. Didn't know this.

Thanks for the heads up, I still interested in owning one of these lasers, but I'll make sure to go through proper training and to buy really good protection goggles. Also, really liked your content! I'll be sure to follow your next videos!

Gets the third degree burn “Oh wow, that’s amazing.”

@bionickchief

5 жыл бұрын

Haahahahahhahahahahahahagahahahahwgahaugagahagagahagahahagahagahahahahah man ahahhahahaag

@generalbutton

5 жыл бұрын

"The key to not getting third degree burns is by not letting it touch the skin"

@boocuffs4368

5 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@worlwr2

4 жыл бұрын

@@generalbutton you can tell that it's a third degree burn because of the way it is. Pretty Neat.

@dylansmith8186

4 жыл бұрын

C1Ton Soup what’s his electric bill lol

Thief: Enters his house... Him: *So you have chosen permanent blindless*

@questwalkerko

3 жыл бұрын

**pulls out laser bazooka**

@fredstead5652

3 жыл бұрын

@@questwalkerko YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

@spade5136

3 жыл бұрын

waiting for them to be attached to security cameras

@vinno97

3 жыл бұрын

Breaking the Geneva convention is only possible if you're a country, so he won't even be tried in The Hague for it!

@_blacklisted_8593

3 жыл бұрын

He would just cover his eyes you dumfuks

I love how he talks so gentle but all I’m thinking about is how his roof is looking after holding them there for a good 30 seconds

I really want one of those modified monsters! Keep doing what you do! You are great!

This mans voice sounds amazing Its like hes bored with life but excited at the same time

@mute-miku

5 жыл бұрын

Weeaboo Trash exactly

@OMM-bo9fr

5 жыл бұрын

and he's also cute asf (!)

@inkyboi1690

5 жыл бұрын

How old is this dude

@justtocomment4100

5 жыл бұрын

"My life is boring but let's entertain people by almost being in the way of a powerful burn"

@crism8763

5 жыл бұрын

@@inkyboi1690 this guy is between 14 and 25 y/o

The fact he put glasses on the camera makes me feel included 10/10 fan service

@burgerking3678

4 жыл бұрын

@Robert Slackware yeah I think so but it's no where near powerful enough

@natanvagner3551

4 жыл бұрын

Im your 1000th like :)

@phoenixfront

4 жыл бұрын

r/wooooosh

@yaboidonut2799

4 жыл бұрын

Cameron Ball you mean r/woooosh cause woooosh is 4 O’s

@ostiapilotes5725

4 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixfront cringe

He enjoys the process, and Its great to watch

Miss your videos thanks for all the great content you shared with us

"The key to not getting third-degree burns is not letting it touch the skin." What a wonderful nugget of wisdom.

@WFly101

Жыл бұрын

I just got to that part as i read that 🤣

@megaliberty

Жыл бұрын

It is good he didn't have his first epileptic seizure while shaving off his arm hair, or even a hiccup. 😳

@sentosaco

Жыл бұрын

*proceeds to touch his skin with it*

@NoFaceTsu

Жыл бұрын

I lost it when he said that

@whiteknight7wayne493

Жыл бұрын

Yeah supersafe not but irrestible to a sci-nerd!

Love this thank you for education people. I hope this prevented a few million accidents wish more youth was like this guy here

He completely rebuilt the laser. He kept the housing and the switch ... that isn't modifying the laser ... that is building a new laser.

*Slices wire clean off and sets multiple items on fire.* _minutes later_ *Points laser at his arm.*

@Jessticks2319

5 жыл бұрын

lot trixty he has 5 years of laser safety training ...”proceeds to point laser at body “.

@snaxx6316

5 жыл бұрын

LOL

@Redeemedpooper

5 жыл бұрын

Make lasers kill again

@KrypticKrul

5 жыл бұрын

Skarp laser razor!!

@Iottary

5 жыл бұрын

@@es-zw3mg _oh that makes things so much better_

Normal people: blows out a candle This guy: applies blunt force

@cykakyasu8828

5 жыл бұрын

@GameFan 2000 You know why they tell you to roll on the ground when you're on fire? Something similar to that.

@hibye-by3yb

5 жыл бұрын

@@cykakyasu8828 you're smothering when you roll tho

@cykakyasu8828

5 жыл бұрын

@@hibye-by3yb Yes. You're smothering the fire so it dies.

@_TYE_

5 жыл бұрын

Cyka Kyasu rolling on the floor while on fire is actually not good for you

@cykakyasu8828

5 жыл бұрын

@@_TYE_ Point is that fire can't stay lit without air but yeah i guess

You know they're over the legal limit when you instinctively squint while watching a video about them.

thank you for telling us the dangers. cool videos overall

When he says “don’t try this at home” I actually believe that

@Bearicane

4 жыл бұрын

Did u... Try it at home?

@facemask4477

4 жыл бұрын

No

@Kylehappy305

4 жыл бұрын

My question is what does his wall look like?

@markussk5494

4 жыл бұрын

Try it in school

@cdsilent8374

4 жыл бұрын

What.. if I do it.. in my friends house

"This laser is way above the legal limits" proceeds to point it at a propane tank

@xultri

3 жыл бұрын

It’s way more funnier when he literally does it in his room right next to him

@5mark492

3 жыл бұрын

I shat myself when I read propane And I sighed when it didn’t blow up

@adamgross1595

3 жыл бұрын

@@5mark492 huh??

@PeterPumpkinEater69_69

3 жыл бұрын

@@5mark492 huh??

@zzahkaboom24

3 жыл бұрын

@@5mark492 huh??

But It cant ignite my propane tank. **FUCKING EXPLODES**

Now all we gotta do is get like 50 of these things, pu em all in a cone shape barrel, maybe use like some magnifying glass... glass to combine the lasers, and then you've got a weapon of ultimate destruction

I love how he explains his loophole from federal laws

@oversouledict2005

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-oj3cz6jq3r 😂😂😂 wait is that a real thing in the Bible? I never read it

@phantomzo8209

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-oj3cz6jq3r Since we are here, it is worth noting that the idea of a teenager is a fairly recent concept. So these boys could be about 15 years old as far as we know. (They would not have a word for teenager, as there was no need at the time.) It is one of those things that people sometimes forget, that some words have dramatically changed meaning, or have been recently invented to help explain a fairly recent concept. So when you read history, literature, or other books from a few generations ago (never mind a thousand + years) without that context, it can create confusing, or/if hilarious, interpretations. But since we have no solid context on the age of the boys, they could be children for all we know (I don't know at what age a child becomes an adult around that time period, but I think it was around 16 - 17 years old).

@likeasparrowinthewildernes8333

2 жыл бұрын

ll 2Esdras2: 31 - 100 ;;;;

@twixxtro

2 жыл бұрын

@@oversouledict2005 gotta read the bible bro season 3 lit🔥

@_jingshen

2 жыл бұрын

@@oversouledict2005 what did he say

Cuts pet in half “Woah, that’s crazy, that’s some serious power”

@everlivingraptergaming8991

4 жыл бұрын

*AND WITH THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE, IT STILL WORKS!*

@pepsiman5042

4 жыл бұрын

@@everlivingraptergaming8991 oh god man no god you good? you sane?

@pepsiman5042

4 жыл бұрын

@@everlivingraptergaming8991 I'm not even I can't even my God yo no thats messed up man

@mooseandmadi6249

4 жыл бұрын

he is comeing HELP E.X.E IS COMEING stop bro your a 12 year old

@Steve-uu7yx

4 жыл бұрын

*THatS aLOt oF DAMAGE*

New to the channel, love this dude's commentary. It'd be so funny to hear him say: "Wow, a pipe bomb in my neighbor's mailbox? That's so cool!"

Your mods are a bit "Trigger's Broom", three new shafts, four new heads, but it's totally the same brush. Great video.

"Lets see if it burns through my hand" 5 seconds later "Wow slices right through that that's amazing"

@JulioCNY

5 жыл бұрын

😂lmao

@MrJohnDoe2525

5 жыл бұрын

Im actually wondering how long it would take to burn through a chest,arm or head. Thats a million view idea for a video.

@FizzyCape

5 жыл бұрын

Inazuma TheRipper he could test it with like s pork chop

@MrJohnDoe2525

5 жыл бұрын

@@FizzyCape or just a whole pig. It isnt to pricey for stuff like that. If he wants to go above and beyond he would get super anatomically correct heads or chest like other youtubers use.

@EI_Greko

5 жыл бұрын

@@MrJohnDoe2525 a whole pig?

"The key to not getting 3rd degree burns is to not let it touch the skin." Never change dude.

@whateverworks6502

5 жыл бұрын

Awn watching that gave me anxiety

@theinsanebookworm

5 жыл бұрын

That new Sharp Laser Razor prototype is hardcore!

@incog0956

5 жыл бұрын

@@theinsanebookworm the lazr razr

@jsf3669

5 жыл бұрын

Can you get cancer by doing that?

@diniitotoom2526

5 жыл бұрын

And then "ouch"

I wonder what the law says about lasers as self-defense. Imagine you're getting robbed at home and you just shine this into their eyes.

“It can’t burn my propane tank "

@Loozy

4 жыл бұрын

M&S V madlad

@officiallistengreatmuzik

4 жыл бұрын

⚠️⚡🔥

@quinngt3830

4 жыл бұрын

famous last words

@derexta2100

4 жыл бұрын

This man fears nothing

@CHEESEBURGERRC

4 жыл бұрын

Thank god

"These are not toys" Kills someone* "Oh, whoa, cool"

@soaringeagle175

4 жыл бұрын

Damn

pyro casually leaving his finger 3mm away from a 5.3 watt laser pointer 💀

You look like a mad scientist in the new videos with hair. Love it

*Burns hole through cat from 50 ft away* “Oh wow that’s amazing..”

@TheInfowarrior89

5 жыл бұрын

tommy d u b b s that would be awesome

@parkscunningham7934

5 жыл бұрын

That’s hilarious

@WanderingHermitCrab

5 жыл бұрын

I need me one of those. 😂

@user-pw3sl7pu1b

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@ianlandry72

5 жыл бұрын

"Oh wow that's ridiculous"

Imagine if he accidentally caught his house on fire "oh gee wiz, now I gotta get ready to evacuate my home, due to my unsafe behavior with the laser"

@firstnamelastname7347

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@BudgetGamingPcTests

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@hsrfest

4 жыл бұрын

“Oh wow! Look at those flames! I wonder what will happen if I touch them! Oh wow! That tickles!”

@danielgoodman3578

4 жыл бұрын

Lol!

This man's kitchen has no knives. Just high-power laser pointers.

The way he just smaked the candle after he lit it made me want to binge watch all his videos

These are not toys 1 minute later “Let’s try giving my arm a haircut”

@Fred_lost

4 жыл бұрын

Stolen comment

@ROLVe

4 жыл бұрын

@@Fred_lost So true

@Accumulator1

4 жыл бұрын

5:27 that's what he said.

@alexmorrison9863

4 жыл бұрын

A shaver isnt a toy it's a tool

@Goldfish-xn8in

4 жыл бұрын

Landonator Playz lol

"I wonder what it will do to a cashew" - no one ever

@mikestarww

4 жыл бұрын

Man Bug I love the smell of roasted nuts😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀

"Percussive maintenance" Beautiful! What a joy to be at uni with you.

"haha lets see if i can give my arm a haircut" proceeds to point a laser that cuts through plastic at his arm this man is a true legend

Imagine walking in to your kid’s room to let him know that dinner is ready and being blinded for life by a laser.

@Fine_i_set_the_handle

4 жыл бұрын

hard way to learn how to knock huh?

@Nihontopride

4 жыл бұрын

Worlds most morbid “Knock knock” joke. Mom opening the door prematurely “Knock knock” Also Mom, post door knocking, every time she hears a sound unexpectedly “Who’s there?”

@phoenixfront

4 жыл бұрын

r/woooooosh

@MenacingPerson

4 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixfront how

@rossgoosen7269

4 жыл бұрын

He’s 26

"Now it wont ignite my propane tank" *points laser directly at very flammable tank* WHATTTT

@Yhaarim

5 жыл бұрын

JoshLaw Music honestly i was scared for him when he did that

@joshlaw354

5 жыл бұрын

cästles theres always one LMAO

@caffeinato

5 жыл бұрын

The guy clearly knows what he is doing. It's not that lasers can't "cut through" metal, it's that metal is a very good heat conductor, and all the energy of the laser is almost immediately spread around the thick, heavy metal casing of the tank. There's a common science demo about popping balloons with candles. Adding even a little water to the ballloon will allow it to sit in the flame for several seconds longer before heating the rubber up enough to pop.

@gedgar2000

5 жыл бұрын

A metal tank with a lot of mass is not going to heat up meaningfully with a brief touch of a 5W laser. Some laserrs can can certainly cut through metals. But not a 5W laser nearly instantaneously.. I'd bet money that he could shine that laser directly on that tank and it would NEVER blow up. Too much thermal conductance from the thick metal. Wanna bet me $10. We can let Styro Pyro bet the official judge.

@gedgar2000

5 жыл бұрын

@Coasterguy Brilliant reply.

you deserve a position of professor in MIT. The amount of knowledge you have is amazing

And some of these could be used to aim at planes like what happened at Sea Tac International a couple of years ago. Now we know where they possibly got them. Amazon seems to not care what they sale as long as they get their share.

This guy could get his arm cut off and say “wow, that hurt”

@terminal5026

3 жыл бұрын

"Hey, Ron." "Hey, Billy. That hurt."

@benebsbiagtan3357

3 жыл бұрын

Guy can be in the movie SAW and just tell Jigsaw, "Funny jokes Jigsaw, that genuinely hurt :D"

@onealpaca899

3 жыл бұрын

Why it’s just a flesh wound

@brandonholsinger1151

3 жыл бұрын

yooooo 😂😂😂😂😂

@mesanetworking1726

3 жыл бұрын

bruh

6:13 god don't you just HATE IT when your teacher is trying to point at something on the board and suddenly everyone in the class room is blind ?

@retrogamer33

5 жыл бұрын

Or the board catches on fire!

@neskey

5 жыл бұрын

@@retrogamer33 or just playing an innocent game of laser chase with your cat and suddenly your cat is running in panic with it's fur on fire ? god i just HATE when that happens...

@uiomancannot7931

5 жыл бұрын

@@neskey I've gone through 3 cats this week!

@sakariaskarlsson634

5 жыл бұрын

Oopsie

@iridescentnomad9289

5 жыл бұрын

Hand them out to enough teachers and suddenly your school goes from regular to a “School for the blind”.

I can't wait to jack up my new smaller laser. You are right, you can get ANYTHING on Ebay.

Styropyro: gets some new lasers. His wooden table: “Please no more….”

This mans sounds like a teenaged version of the home alone kid😂😂😂😂

@ryder4749

4 жыл бұрын

What I'm saying

@frankie_rtq4595

4 жыл бұрын

Omg your right

@garrettjones4490

4 жыл бұрын

Bro he does woah

@gunnerv4

4 жыл бұрын

So true

@gunnerv4

4 жыл бұрын

Like the pauses in between sentences

"Now it won't ignite my propane tank.. ..but it can pop balloons with ease." So fill the balloons with propane

@skyscraper908

5 жыл бұрын

Yea cause that's one quick way to die

@Sheev3

5 жыл бұрын

He fr would've died if it lit

@ijent3819

5 жыл бұрын

Oh your right

@pbrstreetgang2467

5 жыл бұрын

🤔

@werxeh8027

5 жыл бұрын

@@Sheev3 nah, I once had a full deodorant can explode in my face from about 3 feet away and I lived. I was deaf for 15 minutes, but otherwise fine. Tiny bit of uncompressed propane wouldn't do any harm.

i have a green version of the silver one that looks like a gatlin gun. it’s definitely stronger than 5mw, but it won’t light stuff on fire. i bought a 24 volt 10watt laser for turning a 3d printer into a laser engraver.

For some reason I always watch these videos at night and always feel like I’m being blinded through the screen lmao 😂

“The key to not getting a 3rd degree burn is to not let it touch your skin”.....”Ouch”

@808nikola

3 жыл бұрын

I love how he says it xDDD

@badremixes390

3 жыл бұрын

*proceeds to talk about how he has had years of laser safety*

@delta8576

2 жыл бұрын

@@OsmosisJonesWB what did you think it was?

@tallic967

2 жыл бұрын

@@OsmosisJonesWB tell

@christianv1nce274

2 жыл бұрын

😂

Ends up with 2 smoking craters where his eyes used to be. "Oh wow, that's amazing."

@Killerspieler0815

5 жыл бұрын

@styropyro - good that he will never get his hands on a warp-core as laser power supply ;-)

@Ixe2077

5 жыл бұрын

@@Killerspieler0815 I don't think thats an epic gamer moment.

@CyborXT

5 жыл бұрын

😂

you can realize how happy he is just through his VOICE, amazing :))

I like this guy, I wish I could’ve explored this more when I was young

@Arnoldismouldy

Жыл бұрын

Not too late to start

accidentally kills cat. "oh wow!"

@coffeemug1012

4 жыл бұрын

That was pretty cool but we can do better

@mikeclarke952

4 жыл бұрын

LOL, nice one. "Look at the cute little plasma paws".

@odekipalace

4 жыл бұрын

"Wow look at that! The laser blasted through its stomach and it's on fire! Oh wow, this is amazing!"

@thecaptainnoodles

4 жыл бұрын

he would be sad though

@pyro2929

4 жыл бұрын

But cats have nine lives SERVER: Cat has joined the server!

"Lets see if it burns the kids on the playground..." "Wow look at them run around in flames, haha."

@shayodom5271

5 жыл бұрын

uses illegal wepon fbi:thats a pass me:watched henti fbi:YOU SICK FUCK

@IWannaCry123

5 жыл бұрын

🤔

@mr.aizawa5257

5 жыл бұрын

@@shayodom5271 Let me fix that for you. StyroPyro: *Uses illegal weapon* FBI: Nothing wrong here... Me: *Watches hentai* FBI: YoU sIcK fUcK!

@mr.wizard2974

5 жыл бұрын

lol.aww man!

@australianoutback

5 жыл бұрын

Now I want one to burn kids with lol

where have you been!?!?! and this scares the shit out of me going laser shows, and raves.

11:20 I love how he just punches his desk instead of just waving it around like a normal person lmfao

“It’s like a fancy candle lighter” *smacks the flame* 😂

@tomh2572

4 жыл бұрын

He's chaotic neutral

@NarutoFranks23

4 жыл бұрын

Who is this mans

*scrolls through the comment section* “Oh wow, that's amazing.”

@moistpaper

5 жыл бұрын

The Great Penguin Army I was just ab to comment that 🤣💀

@nickjones4253

5 жыл бұрын

The best comment lmao

@strattino

5 жыл бұрын

Oh wow

@thescooterman8745

5 жыл бұрын

me right now

@flavouredwater3896

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t get the oh wow that’s amazing joke

lighting my joint with a horribly overpowered illegal laser from ebay

Very good advice, if you're going to show how to upgrade them then show them the safe way . Inwhich I believe you are striving for, I am a more power more better person myself and have been playing with Ebay lazers for several years. I thought I wanted to learn how to make them more powerful until I watched your video now I will be happy with the knowledge of the how to but not put it into practice. I am a former safety manager and known to be a big risk taker but somethings are best left to true professionals. Great video looking forward to more.

*Gets illegally strong laser off Ebay* *makes it even more illegal* "I wONdeR wHaT iTL dO tO ThIs cAshEW."

@redisanuber

4 жыл бұрын

It will make joe mad

@Obipolt

4 жыл бұрын

Nah it will make Ben mad

@redisanuber

4 жыл бұрын

@@Obipolt Or it will make you wonder what a house is

@Obipolt

4 жыл бұрын

Got a PAIN server if u wanna join discord.gg/6F5rz7j

@seanyd1235

4 жыл бұрын

"WOAW"

this guy talks like a living user’s manual

@whoisant1479

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@melissaromero5470

4 жыл бұрын

I was the thousandth like

@anistyme

4 жыл бұрын

He's so calm about it. He'll see a tidal wave coming for him and be like "Hah, nature. Funny right?"

@ztido

4 жыл бұрын

r/rareinsult

@deathlizard3047

4 жыл бұрын

I wish I could talk like that, It's not even an insult.