5:02 Missed a golden opportunity to say "Don't worry, I BET I can WIN her back" 🤗

Michael trying to read jokes has to be the best thing on KZread, makes the joke even better when he fails to keep a straight face :D

As a German this is literally the best way to learn English language.

@2005Colly

Жыл бұрын

It isn't really English though

@rockdahaus

Жыл бұрын

Also ich fand englische Serien/Filme die ich schon kannte, nochmal in OV sehen recht hilfreich. 🤷‍♂️

@donsimon3919

Жыл бұрын

Can relate

@WastedTalent83

Жыл бұрын

99% of the people i've met around the world, doesn't have such a strong accent and you can actually understand them..

@ianmackinlay8925

Жыл бұрын

And this quality passes as humour in Germany too… win/win

Dad jokes, truly an art form of spoken English. I always look forward to your dad joke competitions. Nearly all make sense to this American.

@EvilTwin559

Жыл бұрын

To be a dad joke it has to be apparent.

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

That is simply wonderful to read thanks mate!

@alexanderulbricht8676

Жыл бұрын

Same here - greetings from Germany 😉

@randomrouting

Жыл бұрын

You cold ? Go stand in the corner, its 90 degrees!

I immediately got the one about the guitars 😆 that was a great joke!

Thanks loads for these, they make my day. Keep em coming

Y’all are so good. Amazing you can make corny jokes so damn funny and put smiles on our faces. Truly thank you! The power of laughter is the best medicine.

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much! Couldn’t agree more 😁

What has 4 legs, one arm and is damn proud of it? A Pitbull on a playground

The dog joke was GOLD!

@perfectcutvideos110

Жыл бұрын

I didn't get it😢

@tores1892

Жыл бұрын

It was actually 💩 and ancient 🙄

@nicbajitogaming8947

Жыл бұрын

@@perfectcutvideos110 "It was a Shih Tzu/ Shit zoo"

There's a man waiting at a bus stop he has 3 heads no arms and 1 leg, the bus pulls up and the driver says "hello hello hello, you look armless, hop in "

8:12 People when they try Dr. Pepper's bottle

😂😂😂 Two blondes walk into a building, you think one of them would have seen it.

Great fun and the laughs were a bonus 😁 thanks

bloody loved it... keep em coming lol

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Thanks legend!

These videos always make my day better, guaranteed laughing for 9 minutes

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

So pleased to hear hey!

These are so wholesome keep it up!!!

I literally just binged all your dad jokes videos and now I see you uploaded 2 minutes ago. It's my lucky day!

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Hahah gosh that is good to hear!

I love the dad jokes episodes so much! Really entertaining and relaxing. Actually, i return many times to all episodes

Gotta say, one of the best ones so far. Please keep on with the pirate jokes

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

You are the best!

@jamesestelle7260

Жыл бұрын

A pirate with hearing problems was asked where his Buccaneer was..... He said under my bucking hat. Arrrrg matey.

@joellahrman4557

Жыл бұрын

Why do pirates bury their treasure under 18 inches of sand? Because booty is only shin deep.

@AutomaticDuck300

Жыл бұрын

How much does a pirate pay for earrings? A buck an ear

I am not getting enough of Michael…..want more😂

@SharriffRahman6b6b

Жыл бұрын

That's because he's the most humble one there, not that the others are arrogant

@Naangeorge

Жыл бұрын

@@SharriffRahman6b6b totally agree with you

Damn actually the eight pirates thing is my favorite joke I need to write the joke in my journal.

Great one again. Last one was really funny, caught me off guard!

How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Stick it in the oven until its Bill Withers

@ninja_tony

Жыл бұрын

Holy crap lol

Mickus trying so hard not to laugh is comedy gold

Jarrod and Wil are the Pirate Bros.

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

They love them 😂

THIS. IS WHAT I NEEDED RIGHT NOW. BEST.

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Wonderful to hear legend!

When the police were told there’s a hole in the nudist colony fence they said they would look into it.

@EvilTwin559

Жыл бұрын

That's a good way to lose an eye.

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Hahahaha yes that's great gear

3:50 - I like that one a lot - sooooo savage 👌👌👍👍😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

Mickers hold it together my son hahahhaha

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

He just can’t do it 😂

Michus loosing it everytime gives me life.

I still don't understand how their points system work

the last one was awesome :D ty

I'm still lauging at the shih tzu joke, tears coming down.

I used to be a fan, but after this video I'm a whole air conditioner.

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha gosh I love to hear that

@paulmichaelfreedman8334

Жыл бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates Whhhhrrrrrrrrrrr

Eloise's grin at 8:01 is so friggin' adorable.

Daisy and Michael just so cute when they are losing it

Was doing well until the Dr.pepper joke. That finished me! Love the content keep them coming!

@reznovvazileski3193

Жыл бұрын

Well yea, that one finished Dr. Pepper as well.

@raginis2610

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god that's incredible 😭

How did Tutankhamun attract the ladies? With his Pharaohmones!!!

for me it was the 8 Pirates one 🤣

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting cow The inter- MOOOOOO! Knock knock Who's there? The Interrupting Sloth The Interrupting Sloth who? ... ... ... ... HAAAAAAA!

unreal stuff

What do women and planes have in common? They both have a cockpit

I have a fear of elevators. I'm taking steps to get over it.

Loved the dog joke. Come on Michael get it together

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Haha he is terrible 😂

@BrandonBarberTx

Жыл бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates I mean seriously, laughs before every joke!

Guitar joke 👍🏻

The Dr Pepper joke 😂😳😂

@aaronaudioguy

Жыл бұрын

OOh, Dr. Pepper. I couldn't make out the "DR" part. Still funny.

Charlie is the most awesome person I've ever seen!!

finally guys!!!

For Leigh, Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? Sold his soul to Santa...

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Hahahah absolutely perfect 😂

Shih Tzu, one of the funniest things I have heard

Very PUNishing... OK, here's one I wrote: I wrote a song about intimacy with a crowbar. It's called *_"50 Ways to Love Your Lever."_*

that was awesome. Gold

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Unreal thank you!

I had to give up sunbathing... Took too long for the soap to rinse off.

One of the few things that the more they lose, the more you laugh and it's OK!

Cause they arrr! 😅

When you do weed before cracking a joke

The guitar joke really struck with me.

Q: What's the difference between a joke and a fart? A: A joke is a shift of wit!

Seriously ? 🤔 8 Pirates ? 🤣

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha I know I know

Does an old dad joke become a grandpa joke?

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Yes haha

What’s better then a Paralympic gold medal…walking

My father when I was 10 or 12 (OMG 55 Years Ago) when I left with my friends would say Buffalo, finally after several times my friends asked what is wrong with your Dad, I said Buffalo - Bison (By Son) same thing, I am so proud of my Dad sense of humour, you guys are awesome.

If all Australian deliveries are gonna be this bad this summer, England will win the Ashes.

kills me

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

I think that’s good right?

@oConshien

Жыл бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates can confirm. I wasn't specifically referring to an allergy to chocolates 🍫 rather, dying of laughter

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

@@oConshien hahaha that’s far better news 😂

Don't you hate it when a song by the Cranberries get's stuck in your head, in your HEEEEAAAAADDD

I love Players and Sportsmen-women, They're always Fresh and Sporty ie. they're always cheerful. and then there are IT guys / indoor job workers they're dull and unenergetic moral is go outside and do some physical activity

The punch line @ 6:50 is supposed to be *_"He was a LITTLE moron."_* And @7:25 it should be *_"R of course but they still have a love for the C."_*

How do you sell a pig to a deaf farmer? Lean in a little and yell “YOU WANNA BUY A PIG????”

Where do donkeys get their furniture? IK-IIIAAAAHHHH

Charlie has the fucking cutest smile ❤

Went to a friend's farm and found him dancing naked in front of his farm machinery. He told me his wife and him weren't getting on so they went to a therapist and he told him to do something sexy to attract her.

lol i hope she changed her Cell password 2456 isnt very secure, also you just posted it to youtube . @1:33

Lovely

Another good one. I went dancing with my girlfriend the other day. She has a prosthetic leg. I spun her and she got taller.

What felt the greatest pain during this recording? The mic wires against the table

my dog used to chase people on bike alot, i got so bad i had to take his bake away

What was the one with the eight parts

And it's shit zoo for the win!

What do we eat in opia? We eat nam.

What's the hardest part about eating vegetable? Getting her out the wheelchair.

I thought a guy with no shins is called Neil?

was fun but you guys need so fresh material

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

What would you suggest?

@garthmccarthy4911

Жыл бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates I was thinking maybe get everyone to wright a few of their own dad jokes,to make it a bit easier you can get inspiration from existing joke but you must make it your own, I love the format of the video, so obviously you would have to try to make your opponent laugh. or through all the jokes into a hat and pull them at random. Just a thought.

These are the 3 signs of laziness 1. .....

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

HHahaha perfect 😂

Pete and Repeat were on a boat, Pete fell off who was left?

Chef bass is making a new custard he asked what should be name it I said BASSTURD

"I love melons so much..." Everyone; 👀 👀 👀

What do you call James Bond when he's taking a bath?..............Bubble 0 7.

I lost my wife in a card game, it wasn't easy, I had to fold with a straight flush

Why did the Chicken,click on the power point? To get to the other slide.

What's the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke? Normal jokes don't go out for a pack of cigarettes and never come back.

What do you get when you cross goat DNA with human DNA? You get kicked out of the petting zoo.

Can you come up with 100pc original content?

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

100 pieces could be tough. I have done a few 100 pc puzzles before though!

@schoona90

Жыл бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates 😂😂 Beats reading others jokes off a phone if you come up with original material

I have to write the good ones down, because if I don't, I'll only remember the really bad ones

6:35 American jokes don't work as well abroad.

Also another dad joke. How do You get a one arm pole lock out of a tree. You wave at them

Thanks for the upload! :) My son came into the living room and asked me why there was cement in the dining room.... -- -- -- -- -- -- -- I told him it was so he could set the table!

Not sure rowelly got a single joke

@WeGotTheChocolates

2 ай бұрын

Very convinced you are right 😂

I have a dad joke if you guys would like to use it. What's the last thing that runs through a bug's mind before you hit your windshield. his ass? Lol Hope you guys are able to use it. I get everybody with it.

Your Honor, I don't understand what the problem is. She was 10 and we were 10.

Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, do you know how to drive this?