I began to read a horror novel in braille. Something bad is about to happen-I can feel it.

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha that's class!

@dmgo

Жыл бұрын

😂

Mitch and Leigh actually look like Mario and Luigi and have the same initials

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha it sucks that I’m Luigi

@ilikepranks

Жыл бұрын

Haha. Luigi is taller and gets more girls though.

I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.

@rideshareog

Жыл бұрын

...and always down for whatever

@TheNighthawke502

Жыл бұрын

They are always up to something since they are always going down on you too! 😉

Twins were chatting to their parents, they asked their parents, "who came first?" their father repeatedly, "I did"

@richa.s9912

11 ай бұрын

LOL 😂

Two blondes walk into a Bar.... You'd think one of them would have seen it

You guys need to make clips of Michael laughing, Mitch rapping and everyone trying to make Jana laugh.😂

Toilet paper joke bought back this one to me... What does the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons.

The grape joke was a good one!

Big balls from Mickus to wear a tshirt with his own face on it! 😂😂

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

He loves it hey 😂

Another winner - Started watching less than 4 days ago and I'm hooked on the Don't Laugh challenges and the Podcast

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

That's the best news to hear legend!

Follow up to the gruesome one: “Teacher: use ‘contagious’ in a sentence. Suzy: My Dad was watching the neighbour paint his house and he said it would take that contagious”

@TheNighthawke502

Жыл бұрын

It's understandable. If I was him, I would also say it contagious for him to finish as well! 😊

My girlfriend was looking in the mirror and said I look fat and ugly, can you pay me a compliment. So I told her she’s got bloody good eye sight.

@michaelboyer5505

Жыл бұрын

Told this one to my family at Thanksgiving and there were roars of laughter for 5 minutes

The wife asked me if i had seen the the dog bowl?....I said i didn't know he could.

@richa.s9912

11 ай бұрын

LOL 😂😅

at the five out of four joke the players faces were so beautiful. you should make a poster with it.that joke was brilliant

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Hahahah deal!

What did the mint say to his kids when they wanted ice cream? After dinner, mints...

After the second world war we Dutchies started exporting clogs to Germany. Next time we hear them comming

@richa.s9912

11 ай бұрын

LOL 😂 yes

I'm an avid vinyl collector, but I don't collect just any vinyls, I only collect weird and obscure records. So I was at the thrift store the other day and came across a record that simply said "The sound of wasps". I was rather intrigued so I bought it, brought it home, slapped it on my old Zenith and was met with a buzzing sound. But it didn't seem right, so I went to take a closer look at the record and sure enough, it was on the bee side.

@TheLT704

Жыл бұрын

That's better than their jokes. Wish I had known about it earlier as I could have made a bee line for it, cause there's no sting in their jokes.. Perhaps they should hive-ernate in Antarctica !!

Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?.......So, you're the one!

7:00 the joke was originally " What do you wear under your kilt mr. scotsman ? " said the lass . Reach under and you"ll find out , he said . " Oh It's gruesome " said the lass . " It's grewsome more ! " said the Scot.

The fact the score was 5 4 after the fractions joke was brilliant too 🤣

Hey guys. I don’t know how I found this channel but I really like it. Sometimes it’s hard for me to understand everything, but I love your accent. ❤ Greetings from Germany ✌🏼

5 out of 4 people admit they're bad at fraction and the score turns 5/4

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Heck that was unintentional haha

What grape says after he was gets stepped on. Nothing just gave some wine

Why did Beethoven get rid of all his chickens? …Cause all day long it’s “BACH, BACH, BACH, BACH!”.

At 6:02 I really thought the fat psychic was going to be a ‘large’ 😂

What do you call a group of wolves that like orange juice? Awoo tang clan

That was tear abill...

@TheNighthawke502

Жыл бұрын

Who was charging who here? LOL.

I put a bet on 3 horses the other day. None of them won though. They were called Sunshine, Moonlight and Good times. I blame it on the bookie

The Gold Coast are called the Gold choke sons😂

What is green, has six legs and if it drops on you out of a tree will probably kill you - A Billiard Table

I have a good one. I recently bought a book about helium, I can’t put it down.

@MrCallidus

Жыл бұрын

rofl

@_PJW_

Жыл бұрын

I have one about explosives, ....... it's a blast!

Funny stuff, love this channel :)

What did the Bull say to his son when he went to school? Bison.

Girl next to red girl!! ♥️

When I take my dog for a walk do you think he gets excited? No he’s board…..

The girl in red who didnt get the joke is so beautiful 😍

Green grape purple grape one omg took me a few clicks before it clicked 🤣🤣

Salutations from Peru! I've been staying up way too late watching these

How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg - Mike Tyson

@nirfz

Жыл бұрын

🤣

It took me a second to get the Mario joke. 🤣

Nice one on the Brian Bennett

You should do this same format in a nursing home

god i love when you guys do these. The laughter is contagious lol

What do you call 2 guys in the window? Kurt and Rod (Curtain Rod)

It’s ayeee matey! (I’m eighty)

Girls were sooo super cute…pls put them in more

Dad jokes are the best! I don't watch the full episodes, never did, never will... DAD JOKES, WE WANT MOARRR

What football players dose really well kicking balls 🎉

3:00 LEIGH: “Why was it Mike Tyson? Has he got a lisp as well?” Yes, because Chris Hemsworth is known for his lisp 😂😂😂

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha that was one of my dumber moments avtually

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Followed by this one … actually*

@mediamanjamessmith251

Жыл бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates Damn, you’re on a roll 😂. On a serious note, great content, subscribed

Father to his kid: " we got the chocolates" Kid: " where are they? " Father: " In the shop"

Not a lot of people know but Superman met a kangaroo on a dating site and flew over to meet her, he hired a nice car and went and picked her up, they had a great night and ended up sleeping together. The next year Superman got a phone-call from her. "We have a boy" "Wow" said Superman "Did you call him Joey?". "Nah, I named him after that car you picked me up in........... SuperRoo".

@_PJW_

Жыл бұрын

I'm surprised she wasn't hopping mad when she found out Superman had knocked her up!

What car does an electrician drive? A VOLTSwagon… 🙊🙊🙊

Dwarfism is a growing problem.

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80?" "Ay, matey" Gee, poor form Witta!

Dude on the right skipped math class.

Mitch looks like Chris Lorenzos twin 😂

Aye Matey!

It's a me! Mario!

Four ton teller😂.

@rascallhunter

Жыл бұрын

Four chin teller…

I heard the joke as 5 out of 4 people have dyslexia.

@ninja_tony

Жыл бұрын

Lol I like that better, because 5/4 is still a totally valid fraction so your version is a lot funnier.

@craigpatchett3508

Жыл бұрын

5 out of 4 people are bad at statistics.

When he called her "Dozy Darcy"....

I met a Mexican midget today, I call him Paragraph, he's too short to be an Ese(Essay).

Geez the Mike Tyson joke is on every Dad Joke channel and every Dad joke episode. Needs to be knocked out 4 ever. 🥱

@XiagraBalls

Жыл бұрын

That's because this channel should be called 'We got the jokes off the internet'. I bet none of them have ever done any stand-up where they perform their own material.

Girl in red ♥️

What’s the difference between an Oral and Rectal thermometer? The taste

I laughed to the grosome joke, only to that joke...

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Well worth it i reckon

I recently realized Octop-'us' is singular and octop-'i' is plural 🤯

@savabDAE

Жыл бұрын

Except it is not (because octopus is not a latin word, but a greek one). Octopuses is the plural!

@wierdalien1

Жыл бұрын

@@savabDAE actually both are legal in English

@savabDAE

Жыл бұрын

@@wierdalien1 what I found is that, depending on the dictionary (as is often the case in English) "octopi" is sometimes accepted, sometimes rejected. "Octopuses" on the other hand is always correct.

🤣

What’s the favorite candy among girls LOLLIPOP 😂😂

bahahahahah

Neil is an old person name...so changes to Colin!? 😂

Did you hear about the drugy mountain climber…… he got high.

Heard the plank and the dog one for the second time - still don't get the context. And also didn't get the vet suit one - with the german veretinar.

@PhilipLandsberg

Жыл бұрын

Walk the plank. Walk the dog Wet suit. Say vit a German accent

@svetoslavkrastev228

Жыл бұрын

@@PhilipLandsberg Thank you, now I see. I guess I was making it too complicated in my mind. Thanks for clarifying it 👍👍👌👌👍👍

Why do those mics have a ridiculous amount of girth? 😂

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Glad you said mics

@_PJW_

Жыл бұрын

It's a boys thing. You wouldn't understand. 😜

@_PJW_

Жыл бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates Are you assuming a speech impediment?!

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

@@_PJW_ hahah poor assumption I apologise

@_PJW_

Жыл бұрын

@@WeGotTheChocolates 🤣🤣🤣

Here's my current fav joke : What did Julius Caesar say after watching porn? Veni vidi veni

@svetoslavkrastev228

Жыл бұрын

"came, saw, came" - good one. Clarifying it to people who didn't bother to learnd latin.

Go home we have already reached our quota Victorians and Kiwis. 😉 A joke for you. How do you clean toilet paper? Hang it on the line and belt the shit out of it.

I think the closed captions need an Australian accent.

I had to pause the video after the Viagra joke.

#TeamMichael

Was I the only one to notice that in the intro coast is spelt coas 0:47

Wait... That's not Gomer Pyle in the thumbnail!? Well that's disappointing... 😭

Explain the opening joke pls..

@scottlang7271

Жыл бұрын

There are two words spelt almost identically - stationery means pens, paper, erasers, etc, like you'd find in an office. Stationary means something that stays in the same position. So the joke is a play on these two words - and that's why it's funny that one of the girls didn't get it :)

I'm just curious if you guys deliberately use those oversized windscreens on the microphones just so they don't look like penises and you can get through the jokes easier

Do this one why don’t kfc use toilet paper. Because it’s finger linking good

she kinda looks like Chris Hemsworth

What did the mustache say to the man in custody? I mustache you a few questions!!!

Why did the 'Quantus' ice cream flavour not take off? It was way too plane...

Who is the female with the deep voice? Charlie or Daisy? Sorry, just found these dad joke things.

Did you know that Austrailians don't have sex? *Aussie accent* Austrailians mate

You can afford four RØDE microphones but still have no subtitles for us non-Aussies?

@jdjphotographynl

Жыл бұрын

It's doable, but you definitely have to listen very carefully, and sometimes play back some.

Really butchered that “Aye, matey” joke, lmao

…first

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Bang!

By far the whitest channel on yt

@WeGotTheChocolates

Жыл бұрын

Classic

@channelglenn

Жыл бұрын

I thought it’s the bluest

How did the fishing weatherman win the angling event using four rods? Because he was so good at forecasting!

Half the time I can’t laugh 😂 cause their jokes are not funny!!.

What do you hear when a biologist goes into a strip club? Hormones

What’s Gods first name? Howard. Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name.

Damn i wish i found this funny, but it’s not. You can sit down and literally make up 10 of these jokes in an hour.

@channelglenn

Жыл бұрын

If you played at half -speed, you’ll be fine

@jangeertbruggink5044

Жыл бұрын

@@channelglenn yes that’s the right level of funny. How long did it take you to make that up?

@leemcarthur4334

Жыл бұрын

Wow! Someone needs to turn their frown upside down!!😂

Did you hear the rumor about the cream cheese...? ...i'm not gonna spread it...

The old joke goes, what did the gay-viking say when he left the gym? I'M THOR!!