who would win, 4000 lunatics or 1 portuguese boy

@maverick7245

2 жыл бұрын

me

@exynth1a215

2 жыл бұрын

The Prophecy foretold of a union that gave way to far too much anarchy, yet a union united would be able to still complete the quest in a pyrrhic "victory"

@dizzyhq5100

2 жыл бұрын

The Portuguese are too powerful, as the prophecy foretold the lunatics were ultimately defeated

@frogtoad8692

2 жыл бұрын

That portuguese dude

@Emihana

2 жыл бұрын

4k

I've been trying to take down jonnyman's record for years, dont think it's beatable

@benpouy3345

2 жыл бұрын

Portugal can’t be beaten

@DSmittie

2 жыл бұрын

When you beat him, you just throw the Portuguese Flag on your wall

@Nocxxskrz8763

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@NamelessNathan

2 жыл бұрын

If you ever do, be sure to put jonnyman on your wall

@TBH_Inc

2 жыл бұрын

He’s just too good!

Hearing Doug call Jonnyman's movement "insane" and saying that he's a beast or whatever is both hysterical and extremely sweet

@jonnyman2011

11 ай бұрын

wasnt my best gameplay but thanks haha

@thinefaithfulcrusader2829

10 ай бұрын

@@jonnyman2011 HOLY SHIT, THE BEST MARIO MAKER PLAYER COMMENTED!

@Puppylover720

5 ай бұрын

@@thinefaithfulcrusader2829no it’s faked

@thinefaithfulcrusader2829

5 ай бұрын

@@Puppylover720 nah bro, it's 100%, 1000% real bro, the name says it bro, Trust trust.

@HippityhoppityGnW

2 күн бұрын

Guys the real jonnyman commented at the top

I'm actually one of the mods for Super Mario Maker 2, and while I can't speak for all of us, I personally had a blast watching through the entire run. Great stuff, Doug... oh, and Doug's chat. Can't wait to see you all get that elusive sub-38 next.

@MichaelWBauer

2 жыл бұрын

Create a twitch chat only category? Would actually be pretty fun for streamers to compete against each other

@UncleSlam

2 жыл бұрын

@@MichaelWBauer There currently aren't any plans to add it as its own category, but if there's enough demand for it, we may add a variable for it on the current leaderboard. All depends on how many people are actually willing and able to complete a run like this.

@Crunchiest

2 жыл бұрын

That is incredible. I enjoyed this run so much.

@scrp6638

2 жыл бұрын

@@UncleSlam I doubt it man No one else is as dedicated as Sir Douglas “DougDoug” Douglas III

@makisalmon7890

2 жыл бұрын

That’s awesome man, I love your work and what you guys do, keep up the amazing moderating!

As a Portuguese, I can assure you that Johnny man is the best Mario speedrunner that represents my country💪🇵🇹

@poemsbypoetry

2 жыл бұрын

Colonizador safado

@spectroelectro3772

2 жыл бұрын

Claro

@rubn5515

2 жыл бұрын

He's not the worst speedrunner, that's just 1% of the power of the average Portuguese man

@fakeshrapnel

2 жыл бұрын

💪🇵🇹 jonnyman represatation

@vestal3430

2 жыл бұрын

As a brazilian... G I V E U S O U R G O L D B A C K N O W >:(

Jonnyman is literally the greatest antagonist ever: tragic backstory, epic introduction, and keeps the heroes on their toes at all times. The villain always had the plot twist where he actually wins so that it makes a win even more epic in the next arc, or when he joins the hero's side to face the real evil. He's someone who you want to win and lose at the same time.

@dazcarrr

2 жыл бұрын

@Hunira Miska these bots man

@theworstghost123

2 жыл бұрын

@@dazcarrr They’re everywhere

@dazcarrr

2 жыл бұрын

@@theworstghost123 and all KZread does is remove dislikes

@dazcarrr

2 жыл бұрын

@DimensionalMilkshake I guess it was very emotion filled

@deadwine511

2 жыл бұрын

FUCK YEA PORTUGAL

It’s hard to find the words to articulate just how much of a pioneer Doug is, he engages twitch chat in ways literally no one else can

@sbdrefc

2 жыл бұрын

@Hunira Miska holy fuck these bots are everywhere since a month or so

@IamaPERSON

2 жыл бұрын

@@sbdrefc longer than a month, try a YEAR. Report their profile pics, and hopefully they'll get a strike

@the-millard-bungus

2 жыл бұрын

@Hunira Miska this bot again it was just on another comment

@mocapcow2933

2 жыл бұрын

Him and Dunkey are the only worthwhile twitch streamers.

@kaimerry1587

2 жыл бұрын

nice Charlie Chaplain Doge pfp.

Honestly, felt like the bar was set too high from the start. Jonnymans a legend

@Tooni8282

2 жыл бұрын

You right, you right

@jonnyman2011

11 ай бұрын

jee wiz thanks man lol

@BlouePickdMan

11 ай бұрын

@@jonnyman2011 fake jonny man

@jonnyman2011

11 ай бұрын

@@BlouePickdMan what are you talking about? wrong

A random child in Portugal: Twitch Chat: And I took that personally.

No matter how big Dougs audience gets it’s always going to feel like that same tight knit community because of how engaging and interactive he is with his viewers

@wackonaut

2 жыл бұрын

Damnit they’re back

@wackonaut

2 жыл бұрын

Thought KZread would have fixed this already

@parkermartel4364

2 жыл бұрын

@@wackonaut yep and we are better than ever

@shakeysheep3730

2 жыл бұрын

Thats why his the Goat... THE GOAT!!!

@wackonaut

2 жыл бұрын

@@parkermartel4364 Not a very tall feat. You are only able to do this shit because KZread is incompetent.

I am undefeatable...

@DougSalad

2 жыл бұрын

THE KING HIMSELF

@therainbowknight

2 жыл бұрын

Your power is beyond human comprehension

@Lisinfilm

2 жыл бұрын

No one can take you down

@jonnyman4473

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedavisinator yes

@unaverageavocado159

4 ай бұрын

How has this comment flown under the radar?

Loved when I saw “ooh shiny” in chat when Doug said “look! a quarter!” Always love seeing Twitch Chat go against Mario games, awesome video and incredible performance from chat :]

@ryangutierrez775

2 жыл бұрын

How has nobody commented

@immortalsun

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta grab those shinies!

@JarredAnims

2 жыл бұрын

Gotta grab those shinier!

@EnderChase3

2 жыл бұрын

@@JarredAnims stop copying

@BallisticWistfully

2 жыл бұрын

@@EnderChase3 inspired*

“30 year old man subscribes to young Portuguese boy” Thanks whoever said that on the stream

@dasdonbandindo9077

2 жыл бұрын

Based dono

@cubixthree3495

2 жыл бұрын

I lItErAlLy JuSt HeArD tHe ViDeO sAy ThAt As I rEaD tHiS cOmMeNt!!!!!!1 (i am saying this in a irony voice (commonlyknown as the Mocking Spingbob Voice) to make people think i am cool and not rehashing an overused comment on porpoise! :trol:)

@tryantsupermo5579

2 жыл бұрын

no problem

@tingolad2237

3 ай бұрын

​@@cubixthree3495 Ah, upon perusing this literary composition, I must confess that my cerebral faculties underwent a considerable upheaval akin to that of an electrical storm traversing the vast expanse of neural networks within my cranium, leading to an incapacitating condition colloquially referred to as a "stroke." The intricacies and convolutions of the syntax employed therein triggered a cascade of cognitive dissonance, akin to attempting to decipher the enigmatic hieroglyphs of an ancient civilization whilst riding a unicycle across a tightrope suspended over a chasm of linguistic ambiguity. Thus, I found myself ensnared in a labyrinthine web of syntactic perplexity, akin to a hapless arachnid ensnared within its own intricate tapestry, with each convoluted clause and contorted phrase serving as a tangled thread that led me further into the bewildering depths of linguistic disarray, until, alas, my cognitive faculties succumbed to the overwhelming complexity, leaving me in a state of cognitive disarray reminiscent of a malfunctioning automaton caught in an endless loop of recursive thought processes. In summary, I had a stroke reading this

Can't believe our run got verified on the website. Let's go chat

@the-millard-bungus

2 жыл бұрын

@Hunira Miska bot

@destroyerofworlds4663

2 жыл бұрын

Hello ma'am, it seems your comment has been flooded by bots. Would you like me to take care of them? 🔫

@reshiee69

2 жыл бұрын

DougDoug gets all the ladies😍😍😍

@melskunk

2 жыл бұрын

Rump rump rump rump ooo quarter!

@wackonaut

2 жыл бұрын

@@destroyerofworlds4663 Purge the heretics, please

As a Portuguese, I can indeed confirm I spent the last 18 years of my life being taught nothing but the old and sacred art of Mario Maker 2 speedrunning

@karatexperience

2 жыл бұрын

Um saúdo, irmán. So say we all.

@nekoeye5284

11 ай бұрын

@@karatexperience that ain't portuguese my guy

@karatexperience

11 ай бұрын

@@nekoeye5284 yup, it's galician. pretty close.

@miguelbranquinho7235

4 ай бұрын

@@karatexperience They both descend from Old Portuguese-Galician. Caralho!

Alternate title: DougDoug attempts to crush the dreams of a Portuguese child

@Dinoman972

2 жыл бұрын

More like "fails to crush".

@victorfontes8395

2 жыл бұрын

And fails miserably

@europeanfellow2203

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dinoman972 Yup.

@humanperson9443

Жыл бұрын

It’s more of twitch chat

@jonnyman2011

11 ай бұрын

LOL

I think a more accurate opening sentence would be "Hey, this is Doug Doug where I give myself problems that no one has"

@twinzzlers

Жыл бұрын

Yeessss, I turned it into a perfect 300 Dutch Plan Der Lide. A PERFECT 300, YES.

I’d like to see how Chris Snack manages this challenge

@jimzelenski9824

2 жыл бұрын

Hopefully next time his dad can teach him how to swim

@Timbo_753

2 жыл бұрын

We Need to See that😂

@johnmcd7430

2 жыл бұрын

To bad he’s dead

As a portuguese I do confirm that Jonnyman is the best mario maker speedrunner and we worship him everyday when we wake up.

@duartecosta1035

2 жыл бұрын

As a portuguese, I do confirm that, and we]re also electing him for the next president of Portugal. All shall breath the air of Jonnyman.

@Tooni8282

2 жыл бұрын

Good to hear confirmation, lads! He is really as great as we thought he was.

@kabukiblooki

2 жыл бұрын

What about days where you don't?

@duartecosta1035

2 жыл бұрын

@@kabukiblooki he will come to our houses and school us in his ways once. If we miss it once more, he obliterates us, leaving no trace behind.

@rafdegus4180

Жыл бұрын

Johnnyman our god

"This might not be about beating the Portuguese child." - Doug, 2021

"Hey this is DougDoug where we solve problems that no one has" Top 10 sentences that make everyone's day better

@platzu8061

2 жыл бұрын

Name all the other 9

@maxthompson1997

2 жыл бұрын

@@platzu8061 hey hey people

@shakeysheep3730

2 жыл бұрын

The fuck is up with these bots

@Young_FlexerOG

2 жыл бұрын

@@krackers5061 True

@Dargesh890

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna like this, but it currently has 666 likes

Jonny man was the most perfect rival for twitch chat, I only wish them the best in life. And Doug is so motivational he gets me hyped as well.

@fluoromarx

2 жыл бұрын

Heyyy smug bow kid, just checking in. How's it going? I see you around a lot, I believe we first interacted on the comments of a slimecicle podcast clip. We clearly watch very similar channels

@smugbowkid9919

2 жыл бұрын

@@fluoromarx I suppose that’s why you see me often

@fluoromarx

2 жыл бұрын

@@smugbowkid9919 yeah makes sense, good to see you :)

@jonnyman2011

11 ай бұрын

LOL haha

@kh6853

6 ай бұрын

Nice to see a KZread comments friendship

genuinely would be cool if imagine a bunch of streamers had a speedrun challenge where their chat had to fight for the top time in a game

@woopi8003

2 жыл бұрын

The chats sabotaging each-other would kind of ruin it though

@sparkie1j

2 жыл бұрын

@@woopi8003 ruin or improve?

@woopi8003

2 жыл бұрын

​@@sparkie1j A small number of sabotagers makes things interesting, but enough people doing it just makes it impossible. Plus, it'd favor bigger streamers over smaller ones, since a smaller streamer's chat could be more easily overwhelmed.

@ollie_3948

2 жыл бұрын

@@woopi8003 however a smaller streamer could control their chat easier, for example calling out commands to particular users

@octarianmenace

Жыл бұрын

It happened with Doug and Ludwig!

Being Portuguese, I can confirm that all my life I was trained to beat and conquer Mario maker, and that Jonnyman is a national hero, we sing his name in the mines while we train to beat all the other countries in the world

@jonnyman2011

11 ай бұрын

yeah

Doug: "i can say quarter and you dont have to lunge at it" Twitch cha: "OHHHHH SHINY!"

After watching Alpharad play some "Refreshing" levels in multiplayer, I got real worried seeing one come up here

@autopsyturvy

2 жыл бұрын

also the autolevel at 16:17 gave me major flashbacks. I was sweating.

I love how chats two weaknesses are teamwork and a small ledge

I love how twitch chat has genuinely improved over time as they've gained experience and Doug's coaching has helped them get a relatively good flow down.

Im portuguese so im just here to tell you that ,yes, we train from a young age to become speedruners for mario maker

There are 4 people in Portugal: One is a child who speedruns, one who makes the subtitles for Portuguese, the third is Lixian, and the fourth is the leader of the country

@Opanker_

Жыл бұрын

What about the evil mustache man, we don't know where he is from

@mccloud1817

Жыл бұрын

And the 5th is Cristiano Ronaldo.

I also love how he hypes up his chat like a MADMAN for just running in a straight line

Luigi: wins by doing nothing Twitch Chat: dies by doing something

When the true “art” isn’t in the levels, it’s in the people who play them.

Wow Doug Doug is solving a lot of problems no one would ever have

I cant imagine being last place speedrunner and becoming the main target and getting more popularity than the people on top 10

They should make a separate category called “Twitch Chat Played:”. That would’ve showed Portugal.

As from Portugal, I too spent time in the Mario Maker mines... The hours are stressful, but at least we get some frango (chicken).

@cowboyoctopus2738

2 жыл бұрын

I found codfish in the mines

@goncalorocha5500

2 жыл бұрын

com sorte ainda nos dão um pastel de nata

@karatexperience

2 жыл бұрын

Um saúdo irmán

I’m just imaging Karl Jobst coming in with a “what’s up you absolute legends” as he reviews the twitch chat speed runs. Cause you know because of Doug, this is going to become a new catagory

I just love how you hyped them all up so positive, and then right at the end it's like, "SO NOW MY TWITCH CHAT IS OFFICIALLY LISTED AS the worst Mario Maker player of all time. Congragulations."

This run is no longer the slowest run on the leaderboard, Someone else was messing around and posted a 39:44 run, making this the SECOND worst run. Congratulations!!!

@parrot998

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine how they would react if they knew that the person right above them literally was just a chaotic hive of twitch chatters... That they were beaten... by that

I love the level that says single player. But you proceed to play with 1000+ people 🤣

@An_Entire_Lime

2 жыл бұрын

Twitch chat is an agent of chaos that follows no rules!

Doug, you're the best at engaging your community in ways that make everyone, and I do mean everyone, have fun. I'll be a part of the twitch chat hivemind soon

I can't believe they actually let it on the leaderboard, that's great.

"This might not be about beating a Portuguese child" Doug 2021 4:24

Wow, he’s actually on the leaderboard in last place. Congratulations twitch chat!

Only recently found this channel Doug but i fucking love it, especially the skyrim content. Please keep it going brother you’re gonna blow💯

@noor.s536

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I get a little scared of his twitch community growing too much, I don't mean I worry about him growing in popularity, deserves so much more recognition than he gets, but the thing that makes this work and so beautiful is how tight nit the community is, if it grows and grows we will lose that, the more people could mean the worse, at least a possibility

@PerfectOxygen

2 жыл бұрын

@@noor.s536 I mean its inevitable that he's gonna grow, yeah there's gonna be more bad people but more good people too

@noor.s536

2 жыл бұрын

@@PerfectOxygen hopefully it's balanced but it's a likely opportunity, only a small amount of bad ppl would be needed to ruin it though, I'm glad things r the they r atm

i love that the level johnnyman started on and skipped was the 4th level doug beat with just voice controls shows you who is the true mario maker god

dude u let the chat play your game while you play with the chat and bring everybody else entertainment? absolute genius

0:38 as a Portuguese I can confirm this is true

@fatkrab7556

2 жыл бұрын

PORTUGAL VAMOOOS

The concern Doug shows for his kids winning at video games is heartwarming. He genuinely wants Twitch chat to do well in these streams.

@Furhling

2 жыл бұрын

yes

I don't understand how Doug has the patience to deal with all the people spamming shit during the auto levels

Doug frantically yelling "pausechamp, pausechamp!" has the same energy as a teacher yelling "catch a bubble!" at a rowdy class

I particularly liked the part where twitch chat played Mario maker!

How could one man hold so much power as to silence an entire twitch chat for even just a few seconds

As a Portuguese man, I can confirm that Mario maker speed runs are all I know, knew and will ever know

Happy to say that jonnyman has now improved their record and twitch chat is no longer in last place

This was legitimately so pioneering. I've never seen anything like it.

Ok Doug, I am pretty sure twitch chat is doing everything now

@nickelodeon2226

2 жыл бұрын

lmao a bot stole your comment and now it's the top comment

@t3two

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickelodeon2226 ugh yeah i know

@DeadSpacedOut

2 жыл бұрын

feels bad that someone stole your comment but instead of KZread fixing things that are important like that, they decided to remove the dislike function... they're very smart over at KZread HQ, as you can tell.

@veebee_38

2 жыл бұрын

@@DeadSpacedOut the pinnacle of human intelligence

Guys I have good news, WE ARE NOT LONGER THE LAST ONES!!!

Imagine if in 20 years, Jonnyman actually becomes a legendary speedrunner and beats Doug in a challenge to gain ownership of his twitch/youtube channel.

Right when I was missing Doug Doug streams, Doug Doug KZread

@CricetoFunni

2 жыл бұрын

ok

I was literally found the ChrisSnack vs Twitch Chat video yesterday and I just binged almost all your videos! Im so excited to see a new video and be early!

@Hithere-uz6wd

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic because thats how i found his channel too

I can’t express how much I love the fact that Mario wasn’t moving on the last level for a bit because everyone was answering what 5+3 was

This video's plot is such a master class in balancing on a razor's edge. Having this kid be the rival of Twitch chat could've so easily spiraled into unpleasant territory, but somehow it stayed friendly, jonnyman seemed to appreciate the momentary, relatively large boost in interest, and the video is hilarious. 👏

I think the most wild part is twitch chat is no longer last place

15:21 Can we talk about how smooth DougDoug is with the catJam?

@StaceyStAmant

2 жыл бұрын

Never thought i would see you here

If you think about it, if 4000 people did this run, then they each took under a second, which is super impressive

For everyone who is wondering what the song is at 10:36, it's "Crossing Swords" from Xenoblade Chronicles 2. Also the song at 17:00 is "The Apex of the World" from Fire Emblem Three Houses.

Depends if they get a “hold right” speed run level is so *yes* If it’s an actual speed run *no*

The intense Xenoblade 2 music on 11:28 as the chat attempts to cross a literal hazardless straight line absolutely murdered me.

2 years later and the ground pounding sound effect as Doug punches the air is still one of the best editing choices ever lmao

18:00 oh god, it’s one of the legendary “refreshing” levels

@AshArtzMusic

2 жыл бұрын

I should play them with my friends since they’re so refreshing

@TheShowCrow_Main_Channel

2 жыл бұрын

@@AshArtzMusic yeah for sure! , those are very refreshing with friends :)

@smearfo5612

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get it?

@TheShowCrow_Main_Channel

2 жыл бұрын

@@smearfo5612 it’s because the person who makes “refreshing” levels made them to be simple, easy, and almost impossible to fail. And they pretty much all share the exact same layout. But not so much with multiplayer. In fact the levels become almost impossible to beat in that case. A legendary moment happened when alpharad was playing Mario maker co-op with his friends and managed to get stuck on this level for almost an hour (It’s the one of the first courses in this video) kzread.info/dash/bejne/Zn1pqbR7l8jNqbQ.html And then after he and his friends finally overcame the level that was literally just supposed to be designed to be easily beaten for free extra lives. They thought they were safe, but then in the same superworld in a later video there was Another “refreshing course” which was basically the exact same level, but again. And the pure despair in all of their voices at the realization made these “refreshing” levels pretty infamous and iconic. And sort of an inside joke in the Mario maker community.

@TheShowCrow_Main_Channel

2 жыл бұрын

@@smearfo5612 here’s the second video The second “refreshing course” is 9 minutes and 30 seconds in: kzread.info/dash/bejne/jH-Gys-vhtW3n6g.html

I really think we need a sequel where we can finally destroy Johnnyman

@europeanfellow2203

2 жыл бұрын

No. He's too powerful.

6:09 "Don't say it like that!" *almost says something that sounds just as weird or worse*

This was amazing, excited for more videos Also, that speedrun has got to be up there in the most luck based speedruns lol

Love the bits where Doug is just, like, coaching chat as if it was a sports team.

17:53 that actually means: Enter in the game You were close Doug!

I want twitch chat to start a speedrun career

"It might not be about beating the Portuguese child." Is one of the funniest things I have ever lived to hear both in and out of context. You never fail to deliver, DougDoug.

I love how in the all star level it looks like Mario is on Doug's shoulder

1:13 Twitch chat: “We are going to slaughter this child” Jeez, that’s brutal, but I like it. That’s the kind of spirit I’m hoping for from Twitch chat

7:19 this part makes me laugh so hard for some reason

As a Portuguese I can affirm our whole life is Mario. I have not seen my family since I was 3, when I was taken away to start practicing in the art of Mario games.

"this might not be about beating the Portuguese child" - DougDoug 2021

6:30 Adult man wowed by incredible feet

Can't wait for Mario Maker TAS (Twitch Assisted Speedrun)

FINALLY!! I’ve been watching your channel page waiting for a new video since I’ve watched them all! Soo excited!!

7:45 nah of you see money on the floor you're be picking it up, it awakens the inner magpie

18:59 i love how everyone answered

I know I arrived a little late but... As a Portuguese I would like to say that you were excellent opponents, good luck for the next one. Letss gooo jonnyman the cristiano ronaldo from mario maker

I am portuguese and I can confirm that mario maker is all we learn in school and college. Mario Maker is our lives. Mario Maker is our savior.

1:04 I could you not I think in one of the voice command videos he had this exact level

Epic

@benney9074

2 жыл бұрын

Epic

@plugnn_rockstar7138

2 жыл бұрын

Epic

@karl5683

2 жыл бұрын

epic

@pandorial3727

2 жыл бұрын

Epic

@oliwahh

2 жыл бұрын

epic

doug on a level with a boom boom right at the start: *silence* doug on a straight line which leads directly into the top of the flag: I'M READY TO SKIP IS THIS ONE I SKIP DO I SKIP

"This might not be about beating the portuguese child" is my new favorite cuote

Just a heads-up, the music credits are missing in the description. On a very much related note, does anyone know the song at 16:59? Edit: Found it! It's The Apex of the World. I knew it had a Fire Emblem-esque sound to it!

7:43 😐Stop the video...Zoom. Enhance. Yes...Just as I suspected. That's no quarter...That's SILVER!

Can we talk about how Doug is lole totally hyping up this Portuguese boy, it's cute

10:53 It actually means "Coin Forest".

@randomdude4921

Жыл бұрын

🤓

2:48 Sounds kinda like the Mario song remix