The look on Neal’s face when Tom says Bert is getting neurological treatment 😂😂

@michaeloftaoism

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jacobiwilson3887

2 ай бұрын

I thought it was a glory hole before I realized it was Neal

@TreCayUltimateLife

2 ай бұрын

who's Bert?

@vickysilva3834

2 ай бұрын

@victoriaarmstrong322 Same thoughts I had when seeing Neal's face, you saved me from retyping your comment... peace and nothing but love from Oakland, California

@ngoniaboyi3330

2 ай бұрын

Hhhahahahahahahahahhaha

Bringing an AI voice replica of the guy you're sitting in for is really stepping up the podcast guest game.

@Bleepbloopblappp

2 ай бұрын

Really good stuff though

@shawnmcvey7789

2 ай бұрын

@@Bleepbloopblappp Yeah I was impressed

@squigtonianmayhem4602

2 ай бұрын

There was literally no difference between Bert and the AI.

@setulokavid7745

2 ай бұрын

​@@squigtonianmayhem4602there really is though, the AI is funny

@squigtonianmayhem4602

2 ай бұрын

@@setulokavid7745 fair point.

Neal using Bert’s voice to shit on him by pointing out what annoys us is the funniest and best in a while

@leftjab6145

Ай бұрын

Why does it annoy you?

@fisherohara6959

Ай бұрын

​@leftjab6145 you read that wrong.

You don't even need A.I. to replace Brent. Just have the "Machine" Story on loop in the background at max volume, it's the same thing

@codyramos3200

2 ай бұрын

I mean like you're not wrong.

@krikeydial3430

2 ай бұрын

Forget AI, an NPC can replace Burt.

@stevewolf6222

Ай бұрын

Don’t forget the annoying screech of the laugh

@mitchellhoover5646

9 күн бұрын

Make sure to add mechanical parts you never grease so they give off an annoying wheezing sound

Can’t wait to finally hear Tom talk

@user-od9xe5yh7i

2 ай бұрын

What about his shits or air tight or whatever other shit he brings up to make it weird

@vesuvianvillain

2 ай бұрын

@@user-od9xe5yh7iKind of repetitive isn’t it? Sort of like leaving the same comment everywhere about “Tom’s gonna talk about airtight or shits again and I don’t like that” over and over. We heard you.

@kelleyfrances490

2 ай бұрын

So you can hear him say "like" like a thousand times out of context? 😆

@reallyok1089

2 ай бұрын

He gotchu 😂 hey I’ve done that before too and I was lame for it😂

@benjamin3290

2 ай бұрын

He’s not that interesting

The machine being replaced by a machine

@vupod

2 ай бұрын

Nice

@t1nma5k22

2 ай бұрын

Very Good. Bravo my friend

@cowperm

2 ай бұрын

Haha, and then Tom made the comment about how Kevin Hart is the real machine... 😂

@seanmalboeuf9028

2 ай бұрын

I think you mean the machinist

@logancole5267

2 ай бұрын

Machines within machines within

" And how badly did it damage your family" "Pretty good"😂😂😂

Bert’s holding you back Tom! This insightful and refreshing episode absolutely confirms that

Bert is that interrupting cow from the knock knock joke

@MartiniGTGP

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@jjester2313

2 ай бұрын

Who's there?

@Kav3h

2 ай бұрын

When they had 2 guest and Bert still talked about himself the most

@WholeWhiteBaby

2 ай бұрын

MOOO!

They went 20 mins without a promo, this is already better than last week. Plus, no Bart!!!!

@benjamin3290

2 ай бұрын

Advertisers are starting to read the comments apparently

@seanmalboeuf9028

2 ай бұрын

It was more like 10 minutes and Bart was in one of the promos, no victory☹️

@Slowtreme

2 ай бұрын

we didnt see the same video then. Draftkings is mentioned in under 2 min. and a full set of promos is at 10:48

@marlonjennings2093

2 ай бұрын

If you need financial help there are many places you can turn. Being poor is nothing to be ashamed of. Have you spoken to your local church?

AI Bert actually doesn’t talk over Tom. What an upgrade !

@docsportello7635

2 ай бұрын

They'll fix that

It’s amazing to have Tom talk for once and have a real back n forth convo. Great ep!

the amount of comfort they have knowing Bort will not watch anything he isn’t in

A.I. replacing Bart is the best idea they've had yet.

Neals facial expression at the beginning was priceless 🤣

Now all we need is Tom to start enjoying his podcasts.

Even flushable wipes aren’t flushable, ask any plumber. They still fuck your plumbing up

@brookerangel-legris

2 ай бұрын

This is concerning news. I can’t go back to dry toilet paper like a peasant. I gotta research this before my plumbing explosion. 💦 💩

@Kidzelda0

2 ай бұрын

​@brookerangel-legris its true, happened to me.

@jaredbobak1426

2 ай бұрын

Sold my house and started renting so I don't have to deal with the plumbing.

@KrispyCREAME805

2 ай бұрын

THANK YOU. - A Plumber.

@AmandaBurns14

2 ай бұрын

​@@brookerangel-legris Just throw wipes in the garbage, not the toilet 🤷🏼‍♀️

No one is going to believe Tom if something ACTUALLY happens to Bert.

@dabeatster420

2 ай бұрын

I was thinking the same thing. I root for the guy and hope he gets his health truly in order and all that. I just hope if and when something happens, the fan base doesn't just mock him. Anything for laughs, I guess.

@gtrriffs

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Neal & AI doing bert material is the most ive laughed at Bert's jokes ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Neal is cooking with the Draft Kings dig 👀

@notoriouslybratty

2 ай бұрын

It reminds me of the SNL skit that Shane Gillis did. Bets on unfortunate outcomes of people.

Best 2 bears since bert wasn’t on last

Tom's got bukkake-girl glasses and thinks he looks distinguished 😂

@JuiceB0x0101

2 ай бұрын

lmfaoooooo

@AllHandlesTaken91

2 ай бұрын

Dude that's hilarious. I had to look that up and I can unfortunately confirm that you're absolutely correct lmao

@benjamin3290

2 ай бұрын

@@AllHandlesTaken91you didn’t have to look it up bro 😅

@genuinedelusionsmusic

2 ай бұрын

That says more about you than him ironically

@die4race

2 ай бұрын

goddaaaamn lmao

Lmfao notice no Brent and said “ cool I’ll watch” 😅😂

Damn Bert still managed to be in this because of an add read. Was almost a perfect episode.

Neal Brennan instead of concentrated drunken Zyn-infused narcissism?? My monday just got so much better. Edit: This was the best, most honest and insightful episode of 2 bears ever. Thank you.

@daemonelectricity

2 ай бұрын

There's still plenty of Ozempic infused narcissism to go around.

@Qurisx

2 ай бұрын

Dude, same

@sam_I_may_be

2 ай бұрын

This is the first 2 Bears I’ve watched in like 2 months lol

@PrescientHope

2 ай бұрын

Based on your adept, making a comment that attacks someone who is having issues that are not disclosed, what do you consider inferring opinion for a pissing contest entail?

@Qurisx

2 ай бұрын

@@PrescientHope lol its not that serious man. Also its a running joke that he announces Berts 'Medical' issues when hes not there. So you are assuming that this is the first "Real" one? lmao. stop.

Sweet two comedians talking about doing standup, just what I’ve been looking for.

Dude, I have major issues using public restrooms. If he knows that his lifetime is under five he’s got real issues.😂😂😂😂

One bear one skeleton

@williamwhittenburg3212

2 ай бұрын

It’s still early. We can only hope.

@DavidGonzalez-wd6ve

2 ай бұрын

… Bear, … Trout

@squigtonianmayhem4602

2 ай бұрын

One Bear, One Ferret, One Cave.

@deannad9105

2 ай бұрын

Why did this make me laugh so hard?😂

Best episode in a long time. Keep Brunch wherever he is

PLEASE PLEASE TURN 2 BEARS INTO TOM TALKS

@the_courtneyb

2 ай бұрын

Yes. I guess they are enjoying the hate too much

@leftjab6145

Ай бұрын

Or just stop listening to two bears

The boys aren’t the same without Nedav. Fracturing plastic smiles, dead air, even Enny seems more depressed than usual. What did ya do Jeans?

@isthismicon4629

2 ай бұрын

I miss Nedav Googling

The best ones are when Brent is gone. It's like a breath of fresh air.

@The_Local

Ай бұрын

I only watch when he isn't on

holy shit it is possible to do an entire podcast without drinking bone broth every 5 mins and talking about how good it is, amazing!

A potted plant could replace bert

@alexandergrabar6533

2 ай бұрын

What plant would you choose?

@JimNortonsAlcoholism

2 ай бұрын

​@@alexandergrabar6533The one which Harvey Weinstein came on

@user-rz4re9tu3r

2 ай бұрын

@@alexandergrabar6533 bearberry plant

@krikeydial3430

2 ай бұрын

@@alexandergrabar6533 Something poisonous.

It’s funny seeing how shocked tom gets when someone asks him a question and he actually gets to answer

Nice of Tom to have Mr. Mackey as a guest.

Pray for Bert, finally getting the help he needed

@richardgamblin6068

2 ай бұрын

Shock therapy?

Neal finding love warms my heart and gives me hope ~

RIP BART

@user-gf1lp1pt2x

2 ай бұрын

Bert!

@shanewelcome2013

2 ай бұрын

@@user-gf1lp1pt2x Bruce

Bert is going to be so hurt by Neal shitting on him and he’s going to pretend like he loved it😂 I’m a bert fan but Neal is spot on. Bert was definitely the “equal attention gift” receiver at other people’s birthday parties

Thank God we can finally listen to two comedians on this show

19:03 what’s his name was the perfect dad joke between old friends and I almost shit my pants🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I haven’t laughed this hard in a minute 😂😂😂 team Neal

Cool, no brent

@joslove32

2 ай бұрын

It's the only time I watch 😂😂

@user-od9xe5yh7i

2 ай бұрын

Doesn't mean Tom's not gonna gonna weird and bring up like getting air tight or his shits or something. They've both fell off but here I am

@jorje0068

2 ай бұрын

Thank God the ai can't do his bullshit laugh

@lennylemens

2 ай бұрын

I see no Bartleby I click

@Brent42069

2 ай бұрын

Wtf man I’m still here 😢

I hate to say this… I will actually watch this because Bert is not on this week.

I remember when we had to wear masks everywhere I turned the corner around the aisle at a health food store and saw Neal standing in the checkout line and blurted out an enthusiastic “Neal!” as I walked by him. And his eye expression looked so startled being recognized behind the mask that it made me chuckle out loud almost immediately. Its still funny to me haha

@ComradeCooper

2 ай бұрын

In hindsight it probably didn’t help that I was 3 feet away from him when I blurted it out and probably looked super high as I had just finished doing some Kambo half an hour prior haha

A 2b1c episode without Bert is an episode I'm gonna watch.

Finally, a watchable episode

I read the title and thought “I sure hope so”

Love it when Bart's not around! And Neal Brennan makes Tom worth tolerating!

@leftjab6145

Ай бұрын

Why do you watch then?

I want to see Bert watch and respond to himself so much

Neil is fucking hilarious

Thanks for saving Mondays

One Bear, One Space Cadet. The look Neil Brennan has on his face in the beginning of this show reminds me of one of those zombies off Shawn of the Dead. Just the most displaced space cadet look I’ve ever seen.

I forgot that this was 2B1C more than once watching this today. This is an interesting mature discussion between two adult men. Id watch so much more of this if that was the case regularly

Tim looks like Mr. Potato head come to life.

ive never seen anyone who looks like they would blow away in a strong breeze more than neal

Funny how Barts not even here and yet still try’s to take over! lol LOVE THE BEARS!!!!

Bert got the shakes. Quick someone give him a gallon of vodka

@subliminalvibes

2 ай бұрын

...and another _Zyn!_

lol he talks about the kids like they don’t throw them to a nanny 😂

Finally, an episode that may be worth watching

blazing saddles is the #1 comedy movie of all time for 1 simple fact! I can never be remade!

I passed the 15 minute mark and it’s all because of Neal. Can we get him at least once a month so that we can actually enjoy and watch an entire episode?

Damn no Brent on 2 bears this week they must have read the comments 😅

I realize ive never heard what Toms voice sounds like before. Thank you Niel this is truly a once in a lifetime moment

Are those the glasses that Joey D hated? I get it. They make Tom look like he's about to float his house out of the city with balloons.

@princesssummerland7269

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Finally and episode thats worth listening to. Love days that Bert doesn't show up.

Finally, a digestible pod from the Bears!

Watching Tom fight with his nicotine pouch at the beginning is hilarious 😂

So excited to finally listen to an EP, it’s been weeks

Thank you, baby Jesus...NO Liquidator Brunt!!

We aren’t being suffocated by bart.

i love you two together! ...so long Bert!

Neal looked genuinely concerned at the beginning of this show…lol

Yes ai can replace bart

No Burnt Kringles life is good

It's a laxative, Bert's Voice...😂

I gave up 2 bears. The only reason I’m watching is for Neal

@jps6963

2 ай бұрын

2 Bears is insufferable. Only time I watch if there is a great guest on like Neal. Tom is losing is magic and Bert is nauseous at best.

@spderman123

2 ай бұрын

tom wants to kill his wife but is waiting for the right time💀

@TonyMarselle

2 ай бұрын

@@spderman123he’s knows where the bodies are buried.

@darriusjimmyadger4942

2 ай бұрын

The fact that you felt the need to type that for other people to read is truly sad.

@Freshcheez

2 ай бұрын

@@darriusjimmyadger4942 I live a sad existence. And it makes me happy when others are sad.

Check the statistics Bort free episodes do better

True change always comes from within. You can get all the advice in the world but unless you really look at ourselves we will never change. Good talk guys.

You could do a whole cast of that Bert AI shit. Brennan killed it

No Burnt, i watch

A meth addict can replace Bert

Didn’t think Neal would have a better shit my pants story then Bret, but here we are 😂

Great Episode of Tom Talks! 👏

Actually completely lost interest by 15 minutes in. I’ll be back next week. I was stoked no Brent but this was slower n molasses. Enjoy gents

It’s wild that Neal still thinks that Rogan’s vaccine discussions were misinformation.

@josef2012

2 ай бұрын

Ivermectin's working out for you,huh?

@xDMG15x

2 ай бұрын

@@josef2012 nobody has died from taking it if thats what you’re asking

@trevordodele6872

2 ай бұрын

“Social media and Fox News destroyed this country” what an idiot

As much work as you guys have done, a lot of these revelations just happen with age. We are all 3 the same age, and I also have let so many things fall away, and I have NONE of the things you guys do😂❤

I'm watching this interview while listening to Prince's Adore, and I cannot contain myself. 🥵 That hair cut is so slick.

@brittanycarriger

Ай бұрын

Also, Tom, Who's writing your ad copy? It's not great!

GREAT START....THERE'S NO BART!!!!

I don't believe Bert is having neurological issues unless it's from drinking.

@neechie3o6

2 ай бұрын

It is from him drinking, but he’ll have you believe it’s the Mickey Mantle gene.

@revfunk8823

2 ай бұрын

You're clearly new here

@subliminalvibes

2 ай бұрын

Nicotine overdose - brought to you by _ZYN!_

@voice_of_a_little_lady

2 ай бұрын

Nah, addiction is cool.

@lukeyarasheski5510

2 ай бұрын

I have really bad neuropathy from my drinking. Maybe it'll be his wake up call

Neal's glasses make him look like a 16th century waif dying from consumption

The best thing about Neal Brennan is definitely Dave Chappelle.

I used to love 2 Bears, but now I only watch when Bert is not on. I do not find him funny in the slightest.

It's funny that the A.I. Bert says "nightmeer" too. 😂

NEAL. JUST WATCHED THE SPECIAL. HATS OFF. 🎉 . YOU 'R'D IT. I MEAN KILLED IT .

Hate from Colorado.

ChatGpt 1.0 writes funnier jokes so… Yes!!!

19:18 Also virtual Bert is the hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I’m back after weeks off. Bert is coming praise be!! 🙌🏽