ISSA THIN LINE BETWEEN FRIES AND SHAKES 😂😂😂😂

@bryantjauregui965

7 ай бұрын

🎶 Leanest burger in the world could be the meanest burger in the world. If you cook it that way. I gotta stop smoking this shit right here.

@chrisdfx1

4 ай бұрын

I don't get it.

@shalawamyasharahla

3 ай бұрын

It's a joke on the movie a thin line between love and hate

@alexludavertigo6926

3 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤬

@user-tl2tt6oq3f

3 ай бұрын

Dumb shit​@@shalawamyasharahla

Chappelle was a genius. So many layers to this skit.

@brucesmith1544

Ай бұрын

he was great when he had a team of jew writers

@ChtulhuArisen

Ай бұрын

You forget Paul Mooney, Charlie Murphy, Craig Ferguson, etc etc They wrote most of everything

@JA-gz6cj

26 күн бұрын

what are the layers because i dont get it

@alphagt62

22 күн бұрын

Charlie Murphy is one funny dude too!

@Matesozen

21 күн бұрын

@@JA-gz6cjthere aren’t any, internet people often exaggerate how deep something is when they like it

"I need to stop smoking this shit..." The funniest thing said ever..

@jimvac77

Ай бұрын

Said no black man ever.

@troublemakerbros4267

29 күн бұрын

@@jimvac77 only when they realize theyre doing some silly shit like that LOL

@cecestartedthefire8500

23 күн бұрын

Indeed 👏🏾 or the pen hitting TOO hard rn. Got my face like🫠

@matthewdubay1180

3 күн бұрын

The bar is low for you it seems

@DoctorGonzo41

3 күн бұрын

@@matthewdubay1180 So? Some people say cucumbers taste better pickled

The leanest burger in the world..could be the meanest burger in the world..If you cook it that waaaay😂😂

These skits have been stuck in my head for the last 15 years lol deserves more view

isn't there more when Calvin enters his home and his girl is leaving him and telling him he can't keep feeding his family with fast food?

@StepSev7en

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, and then he finds out she was cheating on him, “ who’s gloves are these? Who you f*ckin OJ?”

@EricAKATheBelgianGuy

2 ай бұрын

@@StepSev7enWacArnold's is tearing this family apart!

@edpoe4622

2 ай бұрын

Nice censored skit!This isn't prime time fuckin TV.

@StepSev7en

2 ай бұрын

Baby, babies crying!@@EricAKATheBelgianGuy

@Canadianvoice

2 ай бұрын

Mc Crib come back on tuesday! I dont eat pork! Damn right you dont eat pork!

Thank you SO MUCH for muting out all the funny parts 👍

@hcrobin

Ай бұрын

This is a public platform…..When they air South Park during the daytime it’s the same way, due to broadcast guidelines

@thomasgriffin2326

Ай бұрын

No shit!!!! Man that pisses me off!

Ain't Nothing Wrong With Being A Calvin💯

@benjamintribe4652

Ай бұрын

Nah facts!💪🏾💯

@bern9642

27 күн бұрын

I think the sketch is saying to aim higher..

@VoltairesRevenge

25 күн бұрын

There's a lot wrong with being exploited in a low wage labor job at a business that poisons the community.

@_ata_3

4 күн бұрын

@@bern9642No. The sketch i saying that it's not Calvin

"Let's rob that _____!" 🤣🤣🤣

😂😂😂 charlie murphy just wanting to rob him

This sketch always stuck with me. 😂

@mauricecarroll243

6 ай бұрын

Same 🤣🤣

WACARNOLDS IS TEARING THIS FAMILY APART!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

😂 " I need to stop smoking this s***" 😂

@troublemakerbros4267

Ай бұрын

SHIT. SAY IT. SHIT

This takes me back to when I was 18 years old and got my very first job: stock clerk at liquor store located just a ten-minute walk from home. I was hired exactly six months after I graduated high school, and then celebrated by treating myself to two movies (Home Alone 3 and Scream 2) in an effort to milk my remaining two days of freedom before entering the work force. Although, unlike Calvin, I hated my job from the get-go and quit nearly five months later. It was boring, and I was never able to remember where each brand of liquor was located on the shelves. This didn't sit well with the owner (Indian dude in his late 30s) who was a tyrant and always yelling to the point of making me cry, especially if I broke a bottle. He would threaten to take it out of my pay if it happens again. Of course, he was bluffing. Looking back, I wish he had meant what he said (but in a respectful tone) rather than yell at me and not doc my pay. I mean, what's better -- a berating boss who gives bonuses, or a soft-spoken boss who doesn't give bonuses? Something to think about. Anyway, I'll never forget my very first pay day. $355 dollars (off the books). That Saturday night, my boss's mother (a sweet little old lady who always stood post for shoplifters) told me to put my money safely in my pocket, since it was around 1 a.m. and I would be walking home by myself. Bless her heart! Sadly, her son died about a year after I quit that job. From what my mom told me prior to his death, she noticed he looked very thin and frail. Supposedly, he was HIV positive. So I went to the liquor store to give his mom a hug and offer my condolences. Despite his lack of people skills, his generosity was unmatched -- he treated me to breakfast every morning when he arrived at the store where I waited for him to open up shop. On top of that, despite working there just three days, he not only gave me a bonus, but told me to pick out my mom's favorite wine for him to gift wrap for me to give to her. When I proceeded to grab a smaller bottle, in an effort to not look tacky/greedy, he said, "No, grab the bigger size." I still have the Christmas card that my bonus was enclosed in, for memories of this milestone. You never forget your first job, and I would gladly go back in a heartbeat, just so I can be young, vibrant and stress-free again. Incidentally, at my next job at a bowling alley, my boss was a customer at the liquor store, as he would purchase inventory for the bowling alley's saloon. Small world. One day when he arrived, he came up to me at the front desk where I was stationed, and stuck up his index finger and said, "I just saw your former boss. He looks like THIS.” R.I.P., Krishna. 🙏❤ 🙏 ❤ 🙏❤

@gravethebeyond

Ай бұрын

Very heartwarming. And sad.

@pj195

27 күн бұрын

I liked your story😊thanks...

Man bring back 05-06 ..can’t believe KZread gotta censor this shit

@HooyahPeacock

4 ай бұрын

It's because its a foreign channel

My favorite part is at 2:40 when he starts singing lmfao

Never noticed until now that the supervisor who hands Calvin his paycheck is Michael Carbonaro from The Carbonaro Effect.

@timbevans1893

Ай бұрын

Shts crazy 😮

@logicmotshwaredi5092

Ай бұрын

😮😱

@donjohnston6420

Ай бұрын

how old was he this was in 03 wtf?

2:47 - They seriously censored the word "Burger", despite the fact that Donell JUST said it.

@Hotobu

4 ай бұрын

Possibly because word recognition thought it was the n-word.

@MrTHEMONEEMAKER

Ай бұрын

@@Hotobu burnigga?

@creekandseminole

23 күн бұрын

​@@MrTHEMONEEMAKERlolz

McDonalds has a new promo with WcDonalds Sauce, immediately thought of this.

@BDX169

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@llll-po2pf

2 ай бұрын

Same

“The baby’s crying” 😭😂

“Ewww (muted), you smell like French fries” 🙄🙄🙄

Funny thing is Donnell Rawlings was actually in the real McDonald’s Calvin Commercial

Why did you edit the word "Burger" in the song???😅😅😅

Calvin got the last laugh… he’s making $20 a hour over in California…

@bronxishomenomatterwhereig3149

Ай бұрын

With cost of living and taxes so high it might as well be $10 per hr. $7 a gallon for gas in Cali bruh!

@josebalcazar3415

Ай бұрын

Gavin Newsom and the Democrats ran the golden state into the ground. It’s a dump now!

@VoltairesRevenge

25 күн бұрын

Calvin was fired. He doesn't speak Spanish.

Who’s here when McDonald’s changed to WcDonalds

@malfeitor1349

Ай бұрын

I just finished my second month working there. I should add I’m 44. GodDAMN!

@fobbitoperator3620

Ай бұрын

*McDowell's

They censor the shit outta dis

@swiftbeatrice776

6 ай бұрын

Democrats will not allow free speech

@garrethboland5646

2 ай бұрын

I was gonna say the same thing.

"Wac Arnold's is tearing this family apart"

@GHOST91141

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@jorgebarrera2165

Ай бұрын

GET A REAL JOB

“If you cook it that way” 😂😂

Now I gotta👂🏾the OG doing his “Lemme Hol La La La Holla 🐩”

This put me in stitches. 🧵

Donell actually was in the original commercial lol

@ChiTownFlyDown

7 ай бұрын

No he wasn’t g I literally just watched the original 😂😂😂 they did have a lot of celebs in there tho

@ChiTownFlyDown

7 ай бұрын

U think of Alex Thomas from don’t be a menace if u can’t swim u bound to drizzown lol

I love how WhackArnolda is just a parody of McDonald’s 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@shreddersaurusrex323

6 ай бұрын

Have you seen the original commercial?

@steverogers7601

5 ай бұрын

The whole skit is a parody of an actual McDonald’s commercial about jobs at McDonald’s. Lol

@HooyahPeacock

4 ай бұрын

Nothing gets by you

Gotta start somewhere 😅😅 haters be damned 😅😅

Classic. Remember watching this with my best friend when we're like 12. Good times.

2:45 They blocked out burger right after he said it before and they didn't block it out?

I graduated from the college of the jacket he’s wearing. Clarkson University. Still can’t find ANYTHING as to why he’s wearing it after all these years lol

Which episode is this?

Africa has its own Comedy Central? I didn't think America even had a Comedy Central anymore.

@patriotfreedomlending4655

Ай бұрын

That’s where all the black comedy comes from. Doncha noe?

Donald Byrd in the background. "A new perspective."

I just realized that’s the guy that does magic! On Tru TV.

Charlie Murphy!

Irony of it all I experienced all of it 😂🤣. Sucks to be Calvin.

Sure would be nice to actually hear the skit without all those beeps and edits

Here from Reddit 🤦🏾‍♀️nothing like an unlocked memory.

2:20 I just realized this is the sad music at the end of A Bronx tale

WOW!!!...SUCH "SHOCKING" behavior!!!!!...SO, OUT OF THE "ORDINARY" 😉😉😉😉😉😉😉😉

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

I hope 🙏🏽 Dave is getting paid for this

Omg 😂😂😂 i forgot how funny this show was

Facts tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

When a particular community stigmatizes legitimate work and instead celebrates a culture of criminality and laziness, it's no wonder they have so many problems.

@richalfres3727

Ай бұрын

Poisonous culture. I wonder if they are poisonous in Africa too? May explain the results…

@dancgreen2

Ай бұрын

Oh like robbing stealing committing genocide and enslaving people...how dare you put yourself in any moral position...you should keep quiet

@barcelonachair6487

17 күн бұрын

No we are putting a light on a corporation that expects a grown man to feed his family on minimum wage, fast food, labour and acting like its a profession to be encouraged and to be aimed for in the community rather than for aiming higher. McD wouldn't dare to aim this advertisement for a grown man named Harrison in the gated community and have his neighbours be so proud of him and call it legitimate work or a career. They wouldn't even call it a respectable dinner.

1:50-1:54 ha ha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s Michael Carbonaro as his boss. Lol

Wait a minute he got his first check after working three weeks? Nah 😂😂😂

Classic skit

The meanest burger in the world! Become the MEEEEEANEST burger in the world!

The sad part is that it has some truth to it.

Not much point in a censored Chappelle Show skit.

Getn paid. Getn paid.

What beep out burger?! lol

Yound David is the goat ❤

Who here after Morgan Spurlock had too much Wac Arnolds? 🤣😂🤣

Back when we all could laugh at our differences.

Getting any job is the first step out of poverty and shouldn't be looked down upon.

I remember a lyric from either Ice-T or Maestro Fresh Wes, was something like this: "It's time to change your ways, expand your range, I said f--k that bullshit job, that was chump change."

Funny

I suppose it’s better than forcefully resisting arrest during a routine traffic stop.

Hey that was Michael carbonara that him the check!!

Actually, I would love to see a re-vamped, current Mickey D’s Calvin type commercial! It could have Calvin owning a few franchises (looking like he’s making Major paper) and giving other young people jobs!

Who came here after seeing the real commercial?

The forgot the finale…

😂😂😂😂😂

@BLOXKAFELLARECORDS

4 ай бұрын

❤ your cute.

its funny cause its true

why censor burger?

In the original commercial people are acting like this Nigga is gonna raise the property value of the neighborhood or somethin. This must be the Black Christian community because they act like a bunch of Mormans lol. Gospel Choir must hit different around here bruh. The Soul Food knockoff WacArnolds was closed down recently but damn Mr Chapelle I miss those days.

Charlie Murphy and that guy "Aw shit its wayne brady son"

Mannn 😂😂

The perfect time to remind you that studies show working at McDonald's is more profitable than dealing crack.

@TheDarrlelennis

Ай бұрын

My math says that selling 15 bags of crack an hour makes you more than $15 an hour

@CyberChrist

Ай бұрын

@@TheDarrlelennis Your math doesn't take into account the purchase of the goods, the business being less regular, and such minor hindrances to work such as arrests, prison and death by rival gangs.

@TheDarrlelennis

Ай бұрын

@@CyberChrist So you're saying that what I said isn't true I didn't know that a McDonald's worker couldn't be killed or arrested

@CyberChrist

Ай бұрын

@@TheDarrlelennis Are you really pretending the arrest, incarceration and mortality rates for McD workers and crack sellers are comparable? Then look up the study and inform those who made it, I'm sure they never envisioned that angle 🤣

@TheDarrlelennis

Ай бұрын

@@CyberChrist Dumbazz it was a simple fcking question Grown men don't make excuses, you keep adding on 2 your original post Selling bags of crack an hour makes you more than $15 an hour Just because you can't comprehend what I said doesn't make you right, because if it did, you wouldn't have 2 keep responding with something that has nothing 2 do with my response

"wacarnold's"

Man this shit is WacArnolds😂

Now I get it

Wtf!!?? This isn't the entire skit!!! What about where him and his lady fight and the line "WacArnold's is tearing this family apart!!!" That scene is best scene of the entire skit. Finds glove* "Who you fkn? OJ!!?"

This was the best version of Chappelle before he became grumpy and started lecturing everybody as this contrived wise old Sage who complains about being cancelled.

@jacobwest4771

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, I'll still take the modern version of Dave Chappelle over any woke, BS nonsense that you people call "comedy" any day.

@negativeindustrial

5 ай бұрын

Did it upset your parents?

@moonshine588

4 ай бұрын

This is the best comment so far.

@trayharris696

4 ай бұрын

​@@jacobwest4771no you're just soft as baby shit and can't take the truth.

@Whoawait

3 ай бұрын

So you rather hear the same old same old? The world you grew up in no longer exists, get over it.💅

This is to the t correct

Sup.

Who else wants to eat at Wacarnolds

😂😂😂 Classic they left out the part where his girlfriend is cheating on him!

Man this retroactive censoring and on the internet and ON AFRICAN COMEDY CENTRAL CHANNEL

They didn’t show the guy leaving his apartment and hooking up with his GF

The part where they wanted to rob him his real i had a homegirl that gave me info that somebody came to her asking my pay day sobtgey could rob me im glad she gave me a heads uo rather than being in on it

@Just_rather_unique95

Ай бұрын

I told her to stay quiet.. because I was about to get you

The censoring ruins it. Half the fucking dialog is edited out!

WcDonald’s sauce 2024

@NalDeryoga

2 ай бұрын

i hate the sauce xD

Without the curses ..it don't hit the same smh. Sigh youtube

Thumbs down for censoring it

Chapelle used to be a totally different person. ... :(

Sadly this skit is also putting to light how black people hold each other down especially ones that try to better themselves.

Reggie

...then Calvin gets his first paycheck and is trying to figure out who FICA Medicare, Federal, State taxes are and why are they taking so much of his money.

wheres the funniest part of the skit? Where his wife tells him to get a real job, and then hes says “BITCH?!”

They def cloned him.