Everyone knows Crash is into boxes

@TheRoboFilmsComedy

7 жыл бұрын

Boxes are hoes, he smashes so many

@twinkiesmaster69

7 жыл бұрын

Hellicat don't make fun of his boxsexuallty!!!

@thebandanadee8265

6 жыл бұрын

Hellicat Nah, hes into WUMPA FRUIT.

@LordTchernobog

6 жыл бұрын

and napping

@ryaquaza3offical

5 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: On the Japanese version of the first Crash game there’s a bonus song that had a scene in it where Crash dry humped a wumpa fruit. I’m not making this up

They didn't call themselves "Naughty Dog" for no reason. ;)

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Haha, good one!

@hana_belle_

5 жыл бұрын

HAHA epic laugh

@owlnerd8288

4 жыл бұрын

megumi that hilarious

@DAEMONMUSICOFFICIAL

4 жыл бұрын

@Николай Русев well you liked your own comment so...

@yellowgetbright

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you in EVERY SINGLE Cash Banooca video's comment sections?

''Are those real?"- Dr. Neo Cortex- 2004

Correction, the blank stare Crash gives in the twinsanity storyboard means nothing, it's just the default blank face they put on him to make him look stupid.

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Possible!

@TheRealDylanator

7 жыл бұрын

I'm well aware of all of this, I think you replied to the wrong comment because nowhere I mention Tawna

@YourCrazyDolphin

7 жыл бұрын

TheRealDylanator Yes, yes I did. Imma delet this now.

Are those real?, MOTHER!?

I personally don't consider Tawna Leaving Crash for Pinstripe Canon since they were essentially forced to do that.

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

They were forced to remove the character indeed, but however they would explain Tawna's departure inside the Crash universe was pretty much up to them.

@micshork

4 жыл бұрын

@Ruthless Attitude Entertainment Boom Bang is no longer Canon, especially with how to was received.

I want the return of evil coco

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Likewise!

@DarkFrozenDepths

7 жыл бұрын

random thought though.... would it be incest if he tried something with Evil Coco?

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

I think so!

@FGenthusiast0052

7 жыл бұрын

weird girl well, if they want points in Japan, wincest is the way to go i guess

@joaoprata100

7 жыл бұрын

ME TOOOO

Anyone here came to this video when Tawna and the Trophy Girls were made playable in CTR Nitro-Fueled?

@Vandarte_translator

5 жыл бұрын

Where did you het that profile pic? 7u7

I kinda wish they would do something more with Evil Coco. Possibly as part of a game which features reverse alignment versions of all the characters where Evil Crash, Coco, Crunch and AkuAku are the villains, acting as mirrors to Cortex and co. Evil Coco = Neo Cortex (the scientist and inventor) Evil Crash = N. Gin (the assistant and go-to guy) Crunch = Tiny Tiger (the muscle and the enforcer) AkuAku = UkaUka (the boss) If they continue doing remakes, they should keep Tawna with Crash and give her more screen-time as a full-time character, possibly giving her some kind of skill which would allow her to contribute to the gameplay.

@LogicalMarcochip

7 жыл бұрын

*Lord Proteus* In Crash 2 N.Tranced for the GBA you fight Coco and Crunch who got turned evil. You also fight Fake Crash as Crash's evil counterpart.

@bigboychris446

7 жыл бұрын

Lord Proteus It would be cool if Fake Crash was a boss in the game and it would be one of "those" battles

@foodham3277

6 жыл бұрын

yeah would be find to play as Tawna, but i can't think of anything she could do other than punch lab assitants

Can't wait for Twinsantiy to be remastered with cut content.

Tfw a psychotic mutated marsupial that has a vocal range limited to wow and wah has gotten multiple girlfriends and you haven’t had a single one

In a CTR remake, I'd like to see more playable characters like Tawna and the Trophy Girls.

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@PolarisCastillo

7 жыл бұрын

Rose Supreme and Komodo Moe and Koala Kong!

@Thedarksenshi

7 жыл бұрын

Nitrus Brio, can't forget Brio!

@RoseSupreme

7 жыл бұрын

DEFINITELY Koala Kong. So underrated... ...what about Rilla Roo? **brick'd**

@royal1015

6 жыл бұрын

I would rather have Pasadena and Nina instead of those sex symbols

I know it was a different time but jeeze those trophy girls. They have those badly drawn anime eyes.

@foodham3277

6 жыл бұрын

sadly Americans trying to make anime and anime itself was cool then... and people say modern cartoons are bad.

@Gat720Dua

6 жыл бұрын

Well I don't know about that. Back then there some bad examples but now I think things got better. But that's not the point, the point is those girls are fugly! XP

@foodham3277

6 жыл бұрын

oh yeah for sure, not sure whats worse, ugly anime bandicoot or poorly done CGI kids shows

@ArendAlphaEagle

5 жыл бұрын

Good thing their Nitro-Fueled designs don't have those big anime eyes anymore

Cortex finding out his mother works at a brothel/cabaret club... Priceless

5:50 What is that sad Crash dance from That's amazing

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Hey man! I couldn't trace the source of it, but it's called "crash bandicoot sad dance"

4:11 *Are those real!?* LMAO

I remember back in the day there was a screensaver image on the crash bandicoot website, where he's in a big bed with the CTR girls. I'm not kidding, this shit was real.

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Whoa, that's bizarre!

@EmilXOM

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I wish I could find it archived somewhere, it was 3D rendered like official promotional art and everything. The old Crash website was terminated long ago though, and the wayback machine didn't help me much.

@thejedisonic67

7 жыл бұрын

Always knew what made Crash one step ahead of Mario. Whereas Mario is a peppy good boy who waits for years just for a kiss, Crash is a real man, getting two steps ahead and getting all the girls he wants.

@foodham3277

6 жыл бұрын

he needed a rebound

@jomarcenter

6 жыл бұрын

Try to check and/or contact The Lost Media wiki probably they can help track down the image in question since it is a official art.

They think they got rid of Tawna because she was "inappropriate", and made up the dumb "oh she just went off with pinstripe" (which makes no sense that she would go with him because he was associated with Cortex.) so it seemed like there was a reason. It was so cute seeing her and crash together in the N-Sane Trilogy, they made her seem so lovable and tough, whilst still being hot like before. I hope she stays with Crash in further games. (Though I can kinda see it like a Forrest Gump kind of thing where after leaving they later realize that they still miss each other and that no one else compares, just minus the aids, drugs, and Jenny's unlikability by fans)

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Good comment man, thank you!

@YourCrazyDolphin

7 жыл бұрын

Butt Steal Quite ironically she was removed for the opposite reason- you might've noticed the concept art was quite extreme compared to her appearance in game and that was their intent- they wanted something loke Jessica and Roger Rabbit. Only they had to tone down that design to what you see in the games now, so after feeling disappointed with the first game she was just dropped entirely.

@foodham3277

6 жыл бұрын

also didn't Japan want a cuter female side character? wasn't that why Coco became a thing?

@Eza_yuta

6 жыл бұрын

If the developers made a dump statement or jokes about what happened, is that still considered as a canon behind story?

@alphabluu

5 жыл бұрын

Butt Steal welp, Tawna is in CTR: Nitro Fueled

"Are those real?" Cortex is my fucking idol now

@BrolyLSSJ01

6 жыл бұрын

"I'm... not thirsty..." I died.

Can you make a video about evil coco? Really want to know more about this character

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

I'll see what I can do, but I'm afraid there's too little info!

Probs why Crash didn't have any relationships past Tawna: Her sudden parting for Pinstripe not only damaged his self-confidence, but likely destroyed any trust in women in a romantic sense, thinking that they'd be just as likely to leave him as Tawna did. But that's just my thought on it. What do you guys think? Why do you think Crash never had a girlfriend after Tawna?

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

I like your thought!

@speedslider3913

7 жыл бұрын

He's a bandicoot who pelvic thrusts. You think he'd go through complex emotions and trust?

@MemesToa

7 жыл бұрын

Tire Fire Well why can't he? We already know that he's been hit at least once by the Evolvo-Ray, then placed in the Cortex Vortex(This is what made Ripper Roo insane, yes, but it also made him hyper-intelligent). Thus, it's possible that Crash could have near-human brain functions.

@speedslider3913

7 жыл бұрын

He would never go through that because he's a mascot. Mario's isn't going to say "it's not you, Peach, it's me.".

@MemesToa

7 жыл бұрын

So...Because he's a mascot, he's not allowed to have any form of personality or emotion?

I love these videos. Keep up the good stuff.

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

I greatly appreciate it, John!

Deep down, I bet Nina has a crush on crash. Lol

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Haha, right!?

@RWBYraikou888

7 жыл бұрын

I mean, they were a tagteam in the DS version of Crash of the Titans. -Which not only has Dingodile, but also plays like the original 3 Crash games.-

@TheKitty699

7 жыл бұрын

oh god...the fanart

@Clean.Eastwood

7 жыл бұрын

DUDE I used to think the same when I was 12 :D

@foodham3277

6 жыл бұрын

well that could be why she wanted to see him kiss in mind over mutant and why Coco hates her so much (doubt a good bandicoot like Coco would want an evil chick hurting Crash)

i never thought of crash as a women man

1:05 I just barely noticed after alll my life that the super Mario world map is a map of the world

i think Crash still misses Tawna but doesn't really understand why so he "moves on" and trys to get with other women but apart of him feels guilty for doing so.

1:35 Um... You do know the whole "Tawna dumps Crash for Pinstripe" thing is only japan's version of her disappearance in the franchise and the comics aren't canon, right?

I love how this video sounds like it takes itself seriously. Liked and subscribed!

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much for the support!

Crash had a manga, WITH MULTIPLE CHAPTERS?!

The real reason why Tawna was removed after CB1 is due to the complaints from Universal Interactive about her being too inappropriate for a family game and was thought to be a "sexual themed character" for mature audiences and Naughty Dog removed her from the series because they were not happy with her forced redesign, as she did not closely resemble their original intentions. What was their original intentions, you may wonder? According to the production bible for CB1, it reveals that she is supposed to be a more courageous and capable character than just being a damsel in distress. And don't bother saying "because manga says so", because that is not considered to be canon. They took that inconsistency and twisted it into a cruel joke for the manga adaptation. They only did their own continuity without anyone's consent. Shame on you, TPSH, for neglecting mentioning this.

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

There is a difference between real life circumstances and the explanation for them within the universe. It happens similarly in TV shows or movie franchises, when a production company, for instance, does not agree terms with the actor due to a financial disagreement or whatever it may be and then within the universe of their show they "kill off" the character, saying he "died" or "left the country" or whatever else could have happened. Similar case here, in real life it was indeed the fact that she was considered a little inappropriate visually, so it was best to cut her out. But to somehow justify that within the universe, Naughty Dog made up a tale that she went to Pinstripe. This was picked up by the comic book creator and included in the Manga, as well as years later in Crash Boom Bang. By far we have not seen her reappear with anyone else, so currently we can't draw any other conclusions to her in-game existence other than what ND originally told us. That's what my "it remains widely accepted and canonical to this day" remark means. My apologies if I didn't clarify this well enough.

@mikesalvucci4652

4 жыл бұрын

@Krillos I agree with you, I've been a crash bandicoot fan for 24 years and I still consider crash & tawna still canon, I never believe in the pinstripe and tawna nonsense that's garbage, I always keep my faith in crash and tawna

These videos are amazing! Nice job!

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Immense thanks!!

@justsegal6578

7 жыл бұрын

No problem! Keep up the great work!

Yo keep this up you will hit 1m subscribers

@ahmdsalih3909

7 жыл бұрын

Of course he will

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Enormous thank you!

The Pawn Shop Hero Awesome work :D I Really Love your Crash Bandicoot Theory :) Its Very Good.

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much man!

@crashbandicoot9898

7 жыл бұрын

The Pawn Shop Hero Your welcome Bro :D Awesome work :D

Nobody can replace Tawna in my heart ;(

Crash cheating on tawna with the air I mean he humps the air!

i love your videos,keep the good work

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

And I really thank you for watching!

Ok I want the Evil Coco skin for CTR Nitro Fueled xD

Though I enjoy the video had to correct you on your statement of Crash barely knowing Tawna, as it's stated that Tawna is his girlfriend implying that they were in a relationship prior to events of the original Crash Bandicoot. Great video none the less.

"Ugh, what's wrong with those people?" Internet or otp anyone? I choose Internet

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you for enlightening me!

0:54 Once A Wise Black Business Man Said. *_Stop It, Get Some Help._*

Crash has a girlfriend and her name is lady wumpa fruit

The intro tho XD

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Haha!

That wasn't frozen yogurt, that was shaved ice! It's a mistranslation. I think.

OMG your videos are so cool. Also, where did you get that SlipSlide Icecapades beta clip from?

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you so much! I borrowed it from my old bud DigitalMasterpieces

The Nitro squad deserve more appearances just like how Tawna does

Dude, that look he gave Evil Coco is the same look he always has

crash bandicoot WILL fuck and WON'T STOP fucking unless we take matters into our own hands

I thought the manga wasn't canon and the pinstripe thing was just made up instead of admitting that parents complained about tawna being overly sexual 😂

Crash N' Bash that ass

@foodham3277

6 жыл бұрын

well twin sanity has me to believe his an ass men (even though Tawna is more so top heavy than ass women)

@zachhardy432

6 жыл бұрын

MrMister681 you naughty dog.

If Bandiboy becomes a thing, I would buy it.

When someone calls me furry buns, I know I'm in for a wild night

Tawna was based off of Jessica Rabbit.

Good job

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

I guess crash was not into possums though that look he gave when he saw the evil version of his sister did make me question on his thoughts at the time

Passidina is the best

Dang my man crash bandicoot got all the trophy girls falling for him

Crash is a pimp. CONFIRMED.

If it's up to me to choose love interest for Crash , I would choose Pasadena . I believe that she is the best choice for Crash with her lovely design and personality . The other girls and especially Tawna are just sex symbols with dull personalities . Coco , Nina and Pasadena are the only good females in Crash B. games .

@ThePawnShopHero

6 жыл бұрын

Interesting thought!

@royal1015

6 жыл бұрын

Thank you , I hope you don't take my comment as a hate on Tawna and race girls , I just find their characters lack of many elements and very limited potential , not mention being 6 feets limits them more . While Coco , Nina and Pasadena hold more potential and have wider appeal for the audience .

TFW Crash will never pump his wumpa juice into Tawna's bandicooter.

Risking his bottom? Watch that profanity!

Coco was allways the one for me, sure I know she's Crash's sister but dam, I had such a crush on her when I was a kid!

Crash Twinsanity is insanely underrated

How did you get N.Oxide as a playable racer? :O

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

I borrowed footage from a fellow KZread user, but it is possible by using GameShark or something of that sort.

The bigning of the video already made me luagh so hard

I never understood why Tawna. Left Crash for two other mutants who tried to kill him Pinstripe Potoroo and Dingodile

Ara Bandicoot is not Evil Coco ;_;

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

I understand. The context of the drawing is what I was looking for

@ajxx9987

6 жыл бұрын

Ara bandicoot?

@LordTchernobog

6 жыл бұрын

mati :3 yeah... an OC. Thank me later

Evil Coco should make a return (INSERT LENNY FACE HERE)

I hope they retcon out the notion that Tawna left crash for pinstripe. Like seriously that's a downgrade. Crash kicked his ass and she goes for the mobster? I mean Crash lives on an Island and has access to a beach. WTF?

I thought crash was married to Ding Dong

Can you do a video on what you think about the Crash Bandicoot 1 bosses please? (Not featuring Cortex)

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the suggestion!

@blekiscooler

7 жыл бұрын

No problem! :)

Crash Bandicoot doin harlem shake at start lmao

OH SHIT!!!!!!

You should've included the incest joke from Twinsanity in this video

Can you make a video about crash twinsanity remixes or CTR remixes

@ahmdsalih3909

7 жыл бұрын

If you want and I love your video

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Big thanks for the support Ahmd!

@ahmdsalih3909

7 жыл бұрын

The Pawn Shop Hero ^_^ THINK YOU I'M SO HAPPY

"in fact I open them wider"

Liz Ashford approved having such a thing written because it's a joke, unlike today, people weren't as sensible back in the day, and little jokes didn't offended them.

"Mother?" - Cortex

Are those real

whoa

Wait, Crash is a corndog? I thought he was a mutated (and very prone to woahing) bandicoot!

@keshiaanders6452

2 жыл бұрын

He said "horn dog", as a h**ny dog.

what is the name of the music in the beginning?

@ThePawnShopHero

6 жыл бұрын

bit.ly/2xoUSfk Here you go!

woah woah woah

1) As long as it's fictional, it's okay. 2) This reminds me of the top 10 hottest Sonic characters, so cringe-inducing...!

@robotrannicthesurprisingly9085

6 жыл бұрын

*i now shall revive this comment with my necromancy powers* it may be cringe inducing but we still watch them why? because we enjoy pain

*_furry buns_*

May I ask that you give credit to the artist at 5:06? Her name on DA is iScorpion-Ermac-Girl. The picture you used is actually her OC with Crash and not evil Coco.

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Hi Malik! I credit the work of everyone whose material, paintings and drawings in particular, I use in these videos. Without these awesome people it would be much more difficult to bring my points across. With that said, as I mention at the end of every episode, there is a Google Doc in the description where I list all the artists and KZreadrs whose footage is presented here. Here is the link for this one: bit.ly/2hHvCwl I listed her name on there! I thank you for making sure she gets proper credit though. If I ever miss or misspell an artist's name, corrections are appreciated!

Ummmm,at 5:06 That isnt Evil Coco...That is Ara Bandicoot,someone's oc who is on deviantart,and stuff..^^;

@ThePawnShopHero

6 жыл бұрын

Yup, I'm aware, haha. I just needed a slightly controversial image of that sort to prove my point. Thank you though!

@TrippieVixen

6 жыл бұрын

The Pawn Shop Hero Oh,okay,and you're welcome

Twana is not based on Pamela Anderson but Jessica Rabbit

It's UNCANON and bs that Tawna dumped Crash. Tawna never dumped Crash.

0:09 BRAZZERS. XD

What if mario and sonic met frisk from undertale and crash

me ghoo mee as a weeaboo, that hurts my ears

@ThePawnShopHero

7 жыл бұрын

Teach me the true way, oh sensei! PS: But in reality, I'm not too familiar with Japanese names. Sorry about that bud

Good thing tauna came back for the best crash game What the n sane trilogy no Crash boom bang

Crash Bandicoot for adults? That's a pretty good idea.

Why did she go with Pinstripe? I know most of the bosses after 1 redeemed themselves but really, Pinstripe was the guy who was working for the guy who had Tawna in captivity. Sure, by gones can be by gones but seriously, the guy has his own gun is ligitimitly crazy

4:04 I feel disgusted for not playing Twinsanity

Me"Gumi" green hair... ok... this is Gumi Megpoid.

4:10 cartex are those real? Lol

Jeez I never knew tawna left crash for one if my favorite characters

@KamyAnai03

5 жыл бұрын

not canon Crash Boom Bang is a shitty non canon game and the comics are not canon also dont worry after the N Sane Trilogy the things are different Tawna had a redesign so they have no excuse for not put her in games in CTR nitro fueled she has a t shirt with Crash face

"MOTHER?".

CRASH BANDICOOT MEAN TWAWA V2"5 2021)😃😃