"Look its Chris Christie...GET HIM!!" LMFAOOOO

Holy shit. I can't believe they actually played the Unnecessary Censorship *at* the dinner. That's hilarious.

@johnkuelling9571

10 жыл бұрын

Holy shit I can't believe that you are ignorant

@HighBrowComedy

9 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, you should go back to the 2006 when Steven Colbert was invited and bashed Bush for an awkward 30 straight minutes

@johnkuelling9571

9 жыл бұрын

Drew SHUT THE FUCK UP

@yasisoufi

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! Kimmel is crazy 🤣🤣🤣

@AlmostaFlipinSkater

3 жыл бұрын

@@HighBrowComedy yeah. I know. Colbert spoke truth to power. Kimmel was just making crude jokes. Acknowledging both things are not mutually exclusive from one another.

"I'm about to high five the president of the United States. Eat it, Mills." That was the single greatest line of the whole performance. Every one of us had a teacher like that, and the best of us learned to devote our entire professional lives to flipping that teacher the bird.

Look, it's Chris Christie....GET 'EM! lmao

Wow I didn't think anyone would come close to conan but kimmel did really well.

@Shrek_Holmes

9 жыл бұрын

Semilore Olusa this is better than conan

@SJO897

9 жыл бұрын

OmNomNomNomNom Not in my opinion but you're entitled to yours.

@Shrek_Holmes

9 жыл бұрын

Semilore Olusa no shit.

@SJO897

9 жыл бұрын

OmNomNomNomNom Alrighty then. Have a good day I guess.

@sbc1t

8 жыл бұрын

+Semilore Olusa Craig Ferguson is much better than Conan.

Best of Kimmels comedic performances. His writers and his deliveries are amazing.

“It’s one thing to oppose gay marriage, it’s another altogether to do it in a sweater vest.”

@Anna-ql9gl

9 жыл бұрын

david mcdavidson hahaha!

@DoN253

8 жыл бұрын

+david mcdavidson can you explain it to me? i'm german. i dont get the joke although i can understand the words. he is against gay marriage but whats the thing about the sweater vest?

@annacornykova9023

8 жыл бұрын

+DoN253 Heterosexual men generally dont wear sweater vests, not in the U.S. anyway. So it was funny he was opposing gay marriage in a sweater vest. ( :

@SteelersRule1011

8 жыл бұрын

+DoN253 Jimmy Kimmel is implying in a humorous manner that it is odd that Rick Santorum opposes homosexual marriage when he himself looks like a homosexual.

@LucianoCarvalhoS

3 жыл бұрын

@@dropndeuces82 oh wow... what an idiotic comment

I hate it when people can't laugh at themselves at these kind of events. You would look much more dignified and a lot less uptight if you at least cracked a smile at your own expense.

@DreamsGoneToDie

10 жыл бұрын

Makes me think of Donald Trump. If you watch some of the videos from the 2011 dinner, he gets ripped to shreds by the President and Seth Meyers. You can't see his face too clearly, but what you can see suggests that he is pissed. Which makes it that much funnier. :D

@bellmsky

7 жыл бұрын

DreamsGoneToDie and, spoiler alert, he did not even show up in 2017 😃 (Yah, I just watched that and came back to watch every year corresponding dinner.)

@Catfish.Knudsen

Жыл бұрын

Right. Everyone’s literally getting grilled. I have a hard time with jokes & I’d even laugh because in the same moment everyone else in the entire room is gettn it too lol

"16 years ago, a tweet was something Barbara Walters gave her dog." LMAO

I like the 'please don't kill me' aura coming off of Jimmy the whole time

"Mr. President, y'remember when the country rallied around you in the hopes of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious."

@Balin93

2 жыл бұрын

Great Chris Farley tribute there!

Jimmy did a really good job on this one.

@drinkmoreorganicplants9459

4 жыл бұрын

I beg to differ. With all due respect- Jimmy Kimmel a shallow man and not really funny, just a liberal with a bloated ego.

@hughg.rection6284

3 жыл бұрын

@@drinkmoreorganicplants9459 Well you're entitled to your opinion. Even if its wrong

Cover your ears, if that is physically possible Mr. President

@swapnilbatle

5 жыл бұрын

The first lady laughing her ass off just made it better.

eat it mills

@jidai5014

7 жыл бұрын

Erik Axzell I

"EAT IT MILLS" that was one of the best.

the ron paul scooby doo joke tho, lmao

The C-SPAN camera work never ceases to amaze me.

Mr. President, Salaam. lmfao!!!

Ones I love: Conan O'brian, Seth Meyers, Wanda Sykes, and of course Jimmy Kimmel.

@chrisallen7355

8 жыл бұрын

+AmethystEyes Same with me :)

@jfaulsti10

8 жыл бұрын

+AmethystEyes Nothing beats Colbert in my opinion.

@jimmyschiff2396

8 жыл бұрын

+jfaulsti10 Except for the 4 that Amethst listed.

@jimtrim30

7 жыл бұрын

J

@CoachingHigher

7 жыл бұрын

AmethystEyes Colbert

Asking Sully Sullenberger to be a designated driver for Lindsay Lohan is hilarious!

"The people who watch Bill Maher know he's an a**hole." What a great line.

Kimmel absolutely SHREDDED this one. The best host in my opinion.

@saksit247

8 жыл бұрын

+Derek Rogers ....see Colbert. He ripped Bush right in front of his face non stop.

@HalfLifeHalfDead

8 жыл бұрын

+Derek Rogers Yeah, IMO nobody can touch Colbert's roast.

@SetzerII

7 жыл бұрын

Colbert did have an amazing set, but I think it's in a set of its own - being the only one to play against the crowd. For the rest of them, Kimmel was excellent, and check Craig Ferguson's for another great Correspondent's Dinner.

@totalbliss1

6 жыл бұрын

Hell no. Craig Ferguson, Conan, Colbert. Kimmel would be close to last.

@carlplz00001

6 жыл бұрын

U must Seth Meyers

I love how deadpan Jimmy's delivery is throughout this whole thing!

Jimmy Kimmel crushed his delivery....he was authentic and confident...with witty material...and he read the room well. Some others appear to just be reading a tablet left on top of the podium whereas Jimmy seemed to know his material inside-and-out, and was very comfortable in the spotlight.

@shmoeg

9 ай бұрын

Definitely. I didn't know how to put it but you summed it up perfectly. His cadence was natural and not stiff. Which makes it a lot funnier and less forced

Should have ended with "apologies to Matt Damon"

One of the smartest comedians EVER right there. I enjoy every minute of hearing him think outloud

“Look it’s Chris Christie get him” I’m dead 🤣

The Rick Perry part of the Unnecessary Censorship was the best. "I stroke your balls, you stroke mine." I lost it. :D And "Mr. President, Salaam." Mere seconds into his routine and he's tearing it up.

John Oliver to host the next WHCD !!!!! Who's with me??

@wolfstar675

8 жыл бұрын

Sounds good.

@davidmaione2742

8 жыл бұрын

+Applehead feather Terrible idea, John Oliver is a fucking idiot. His thick-rimmed hipster glasses and radical liberal agenda don't make him intelligent, right, or wanted.

@hyperion1028

8 жыл бұрын

+Maloney Bologna agreed!

@blognewb

8 жыл бұрын

+Maloney Bologna shut the fuck up

@StereOasis93

8 жыл бұрын

+Maloney Bologna His Cambridge university degree does though.

Olive Garden State = win

Wow he did a Ricky Gervais at the Emmys. He roasted everyone. I'm binge-watching correspondence dinner speeches and Kimmel is definitely the most "edgy".

@newwavenancy

7 жыл бұрын

I think a lot of commenters are really underestimating the level of seemingly life and death political tension and general uncertainty post 9/11. As a liberal you could ostracize yourself by not being openly patriotic. The word "patriot" was used more than "snowflake" is now. Even MSNBC fired 3 different hosts because they didn't support the Iraq war. In context and in content, Colbert exceeded edginess. It wasn't a clever roast like this, or like Gervais at the Emmys (who I love), it was shocking, true satire, and people still ask him about it on a regular basis. With Obama, it was totally different political climate, and thank god for that. If Trump would actually show up to one there might be another shot at being truly subversive.

@lordemed1

3 жыл бұрын

Cicely Strong

@lexyswope

2 жыл бұрын

His adorable kids were still in the cabbage patch.

@ivanpatarcic73

2 жыл бұрын

Erm... Colbert?

@SimuLord

2 жыл бұрын

@@newwavenancy America in the post-9/11 cultural dark ages was a definite "You had to be there" time in history to understand. It's like the 90s were an extended period of collective joy-teals and magentas and Michael Jordan-and everything just went wrong somehow. Nobody smiled. Nobody laughed. The most sadistic piece of torture porn ever committed to network television was the number 1 show on television and Kiefer Sutherland was a secular Jesus among Republicans for playing Jack Bauer. If people think America's moving toward authoritarianism _now_, if they think "cancel culture" is out of control...it's got nothing on a time when performative patriotism was demanded lest one be branded an outright terrorist. For Colbert to shatter that entire cultural illusion in one brilliant display of subversion and speaking truth to power...I don't frankly know how he was able to walk off the stage with such enormous brass balls.

"Aren't all marriages gay?" was the best line IMO

The rush limbaugh burn at 10:00 was savage 🔥

I've watched a few of these and all I can say is that some comedians just have it.

I wanted the Obama joke to continue We all need to stand together whether we are black like president Obama, or white like president Obama.. Whether we are Christian like president Obama or Muslim like president Obama.. Born in the US like president Obama or born abroad like president Obama..

Still my favorite routine in the Correspondents' Dinner. Kimmel is a great comedian.

@pitkruninger7942

Жыл бұрын

It is really good in terms of the roasts! However, in my humble opinion, Kimmel rushes a bit with the delivery. Colbert was (to me) in that regard better, Conan also.

He tore them apart, what a great piece of political comedy. Brilliant!

ahahah the joke about dubai giving out complimentary white tiger cubs was funny!!!!

Kimmel the best one after Conan

@jtomczak100

7 жыл бұрын

wanda sykes was awesome to

@dropndeuces82

4 жыл бұрын

Lol ya ok . Horrible compared to Letterman or Carson

Mr. Mills, I am about to high-five the President of the United States. Eat it. Best high school rebuttal ever.

Loved all of it, but the last 6 minutes was my favorite! Some great questions asked throughout. Love Jimmy Kimmel. (And telling your history teacher to 'eat it?' Perfection!!!)

It's difficult not to have some jokes flop, but he did a good job leaving them behind and moving on.

The Mitt Romney / Monopoly joke was one of the best! "he kept trying to put the dog on the car". LMAO

Kimmel makes my top 3 hosts with Conan and Cecily Strong (I LOVE HER). Honorable mention is seth meyers

15:56 LMFAO The Barbara Walters joke had me crying. I wish he took more pauses to let some of the jokes sink in.

@richicamacho7989

3 жыл бұрын

It took me out!!!

@lordemed1

3 жыл бұрын

Barbwa Wawa didn't seem to like it, haha

@marshwetland3808

3 жыл бұрын

@@lordemed1 She was smiling. She can take a joke.

That seal team 6 Denver nuggets joke was as brutal as it was clever

@maheshkatta9278

7 жыл бұрын

Could u explain it?

@icensnow121

7 жыл бұрын

black basketball players and kardashians.

that mitt romney joke at 17:45 was so good 😂

@mfundimkhize3137

Жыл бұрын

Funny and true! 17:34😂😂

he look very nervous hahaha

@wolfstar675

8 жыл бұрын

Yet he fucking nailed it.

man he destroyed every body. he was awesome!

@rflcanela

5 жыл бұрын

Kimmel is a brainless Zombie.

"To me Ron Paul looks like the guy who gets unhooded at the end of every Scooby Doo episode" 🤣🤣🤣

@marshwetland3808

3 жыл бұрын

I've never even seen Scooby Doo and that was funny. It also cracked Obama up pretty hard.

Just revisiting for nostalgic and enjoyment purposes. Stellar, Jimmy. 😁

Jimmy kimmel is a great guy and funny,love you jimmy.

He fucking nailed the delivery on every joke

I think Ferguson, Colbert, and Kimmel were the one's that were actually well-received, but that's no surprise, they're all hilarious :D

Joke of the night...if it wasn't so true: "This is really incredible, what a collection of people here in one room. We have members of the media, politicians, corporate executives, advertisers, lobbyists and celebrities; everything that is wrong with America is here in this room tonight."

I didn't think I was gonna watch all of it. You're a good showman Jimmy.

Kimmel is a savage but Conan is king

@christiancabemb1459

8 жыл бұрын

+MrSting17 totally disagree kimmel was great but conan was even better

"No matter if you're black like President Obama, or if you're white like President Obama" LMAO

Kanye West. Donal Trump. Someone's roasted at a Correspondent's Dinner and they file a nomination for the President of the United States.

I think by far Jimmy Kimmel has done the best in these WH Correspondents' Dinners.

@baxakk7374

8 жыл бұрын

+Dabket3araB Colbert

@hyperion1028

8 жыл бұрын

+Baxa KK Mchale

@gajendrayadav1908

7 жыл бұрын

Dabket3araB Conan!!

@x-lab88

6 жыл бұрын

Seth Myers dude hilarious

@NightOwlGamingz

6 жыл бұрын

Dabket3araB conan was better but still he was very funny

I see why Trump wouldn’t ever attend one of these dinners.... his small ego would NEVER make it through the laughs

@shadowcat1606

5 жыл бұрын

He was in the audience once and the host (Seth Myers, i think) tore him a new one. Trump just radiated seething rage and hatred.

@drinkmoreorganicplants9459

4 жыл бұрын

@@shadowcat1606 only a hateful person will say such a thing. The greatest President TRUMP, ( I am a democrat )has done more for this country than any of the Bushes, Clinton or Obama. President TRUMP radiated true form and courage , changing our economy that is the envy of the world, the only President who did not take a paycheck - the only President almost crucified by the media and the lying democrats in Congress for doing his job. Your eyes and your heart walking deadman19 is the only one seething in rage and hatred...these dinners are a waste of time, only serves the egos of attendees like the Romans of old before their fall. Democrats for TRUMP 2020!

@shadowcat1606

4 жыл бұрын

@@drinkmoreorganicplants9459 that's the saddest, most pathetic attempt at a trolling i've ever seen. And on youtube that really says something. Unless you're serious, in which case you're an obvious example as to how medicare under Trump fails horribly, because you're what happens when people can't afford their medication.

@thatleftyjames2893

4 жыл бұрын

Drink More Organic Plants telling the truth isn’t a great thing here...

@RChayes71788

4 жыл бұрын

He sat there at Obama's 2011 Dinner, took it with composure, and then he went took that man's job, the most powerful position in the world. If that's not the biggest dick swinging move, idk what is; he doesn't have to attend after earning that Xbox Achievement

I love that at the end"eat it Mills" lol

"Mr. President, Salam."

"You know, it's one thing to oppose gay marriage; it's another, altogether, to do it in a sweater vest." Best line ever.

Best moment at 21:50. Totally off the script, and from the heart.

The balls on this guy...

@Shimigani1701

6 жыл бұрын

miklas1911 that's why we love him

@abrahamrivera6298

6 жыл бұрын

miklas1911 never criticizes Democrats....so ballsy

I stand corrected. The best line is, "16 years ago was a long time ago. There was no Facebook, there was no Google. And a "tweet" was something Barbara Walters gave her dog." This time I did go back so I could quote him as accurately as possible.

Jimmy left his wine glass near the podium. I wonder if he ever finished it :O

I miss these days. 😢 pre-Trump

Love Christie. He is game for everything.

@ProtectAndServe22

10 жыл бұрын

That scumbag has a good poker face huh?

I hate it when people can't laugh at themselves at these kind of events. You would look much more dignified and a lot less uptight if you at least cracked a smile at your own expense.

"Everything that is wrong with America is here in this room tonight." loved that !

Jimmy Kimmel is a legend for this! Thank you, sir!

lmfaooooo god damn the christie bits and the joke about print media was killer

Best host by far.

Jimmy kimmel is the best!

I think Bill Maher or Bill Burr would be great for this!

@SuperMathewson

3 жыл бұрын

I think he did it in 95

I don't care what party you support, Jimmy Kimmel killed it!

Jimmy Rocks! Thanks for posting this.

i love the skit at the start it was priceless!

No one can beat wanda sykes!

@aratosm

9 жыл бұрын

Eh, I think they are close. Wanda had the best joke, but Jimmy had far more good ones.

@mrgrimm415

9 жыл бұрын

Lla Ming Jimmy did.

All the Hosts have been great! the It's nice to see some laughter and a President who can take the punches to say the least, but also dish-out shit well deserved too. LOL..He is a great President,Father and Husband. He truely is for the middle class and the un-fortunate people here and it's a joy to have a true President at your back as much as he can.

The Lincoln joke had me dying

Eat it Mills!

Conan was good, Kimmel did the best Wihite house Correspondents dinner yet... Hope Louie CK do it some time :)

@chey6073

6 жыл бұрын

Kim Håkansson well now he’s never gonna do it 😶 John Oliver would absolutely murder this !

@seamac206

6 жыл бұрын

Louis C.K. doing this gig would have been like that episode where he opened up for Seinfeld at the benefit in the Hamptons

@rflcanela

5 жыл бұрын

Kimmel is a brainless Zombie.

👀 Bravo.......love the old school roasts Jimmy

BEST HOST EVER

Love Jimmy

I thought he did a wonderful job, and to me his timing was spot on. It was a little fast, but I guess I just relate to people who speak that way. The first few jokes had me in stitches. Great job either way though.

Oh my this was so funny thanks for the upload

Starts at 2:30 hope this helped 🤠

I don’t know why but this just always cheers me up when I watch it 😂

eat it mills!

lmfao "until he found out a superpack isnt a big box with all the different types of chips"

ROMNEY PROMISES A CAR ELEVATOR IN EVERY MANSION !

Eat it mills

There was a lot of truth in this speech. He should have gotten more laughs but it hit too close to home. Thanks Jimmy, for saying what a lot of us were thinking.

Haha I love when Eric Stonestreet stood up :)

The unnecessary censorship was F-ing genius

if you think he killed it, look at Conan's speech.