Old Schlatt was actually unnerving. I felt my own mortality with that shit. But old Schlatt looks like the kind of kind old man you could walk up to and hug unprompted and he'd just hug you back

@rio6653

Жыл бұрын

The type of old man to put his hand on your shoulder n say “you’re a good kid”

@dennis_s

Жыл бұрын

@@rio6653 and also say, "you know, back in my day, I did some terrible things"

@Lemon-Bark

Жыл бұрын

@@dennis_s Reminds me of my Colonel back in high school

@RipleyAD

Жыл бұрын

@@dennis_s @ 29:00 is the face he would make after finally being caught for his heinous crimes in '99

@dennis_s

Жыл бұрын

@@Lemon-Bark 😳 uhh, your "Colonel"? what school did you go to?

Watching this at 4am with norvegian internet at 160p was a religious experience, amen 🙏

@VOLATILEVOXELS

Жыл бұрын

Mans literally got the Game Boy resolution on

@Leocaspar

Жыл бұрын

The stream or the video?

@wormicide3651

Жыл бұрын

@@VOLATILEVOXELS and you know what, the resolution didn't help because it still played like a powerpoint slideshow

@wormicide3651

Жыл бұрын

@@Leocaspar stream

@gotojayl1511

Жыл бұрын

@@wormicide3651 I do stuff like that sometimes. It's actually entertaining how bad it can be sometimes.

I have no idea how he genuinely made a chair sitting simulator entertaining and kept chat engaged for 2 hours

@iamvolition3755

11 ай бұрын

just watch the video

@botanical_chloride_6471

9 ай бұрын

​@@iamvolition3755bro's reply was so matter of fact 😭😭

"this must be a boring stream" immediately finds game-breaking bug

The fact that “schlatt” played this for two whole hours is terrifying

@vengefulkatana7613

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, i fear the day when schlatt reaches his full power

@frostbreeze3623

Жыл бұрын

The fact that I watched this for two hours is terrifying

@benj8099

Жыл бұрын

28:50 slip up by the editor slats real face I can’t believe he hid that for six years

@artimoe8885

Жыл бұрын

I fell asleep while the stream was going on. I think he was about to get the electric one. :D Anyways, stream Alex Unknown.

"We're about to hit critical ass" is something I never thought I'd hear from a game

Thought he was crazy for playing this game but watching it live I could not stop laughing! Leave it to Schlatt to turn anything humorous!

@shout_inc

Жыл бұрын

i like,when he says the line 🐣

@nessessary2591

Жыл бұрын

leave it to schlort.

@FazVOLT

Жыл бұрын

crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy. crazy? i was crazy once they put me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, rats make me crazy.

@AJ-vr9hf

Жыл бұрын

Good ol’ Schlubby.

@dennis_s

Жыл бұрын

I need to learn his improv techniques

I really played this a couple months ago and watching him play makes me realize how said it is that I unlocked every chair

@kosherre6243

Жыл бұрын

Who is saying that? I don't get it.

@urtejokubaityte4545

Жыл бұрын

@@kosherre6243 they probably wrote said instead of sad

@bubjubs

Жыл бұрын

I did the same thing

@AspenBo

Жыл бұрын

...you good? How did you get ALL of the chairs?!

@stephencurtis1730

Жыл бұрын

@@AspenBo the infinite money thing

Schlatt in this hoodie is how I imagine scooby doo would look if he was human

@midnightlewolf8339

5 ай бұрын

interesting

When I first saw this vod title I 100% thought it was just going to be 2 hour long video of just his chair and I was gonna watch the whole thing

The old man shit his editor put in had me crying laughing

This really shows how good “Schlemen” is as a streamer, “he” takes this random ass game about sitting in a chair and turns it into a 2 hour comedy session

The real chair was the progress we lost along the way

Hmm yes. C H A I R.

@bendo4360

Жыл бұрын

C H A I R

@TheRedzMann

Жыл бұрын

C H A I R.

@smittywerbenjagermanjenson1094

Жыл бұрын

C H A I R

The assassination chair was by far the best thing to happen this stream

"Schylvester Schtalone" really broke a game about sitting within the first ten minutes Edit: Became God in the first hour

Who the hell actually edits a vod channel? What a madlad

@Thomas_Angelo

Жыл бұрын

Dementia.

@Thomas_Angelo

Жыл бұрын

@@aidancommenting What would be my favorite schlatt video... Ok, The first Fnaf video. The stories he said was so funny.

@OrphanConsumer

Жыл бұрын

@@aidancommenting My favorite video by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video! Oh! Another one of my favorite videos by schlatt is his first fnaf video!

@Pyxyty

Жыл бұрын

​@@Thomas_Angelo can i have context on this one?

@Pyxyty

Жыл бұрын

​@@OrphanConsumer context?

MSCHF was the turning point of the stream

@mr.s5165

Жыл бұрын

Honestly it was the attempted TikTok

28:50 slat real face revealed I can’t believe that he has kept it a secret for all these years

@benj8099

Жыл бұрын

I did not sniff the twin towers it was the leg hairs that wave in the pool

@allizacoml

Жыл бұрын

looks like Adolf hitler ngl

@foquitajeej2399

Жыл бұрын

@@allizacoml ?????????

@nilspace

Жыл бұрын

​@@maorune4975 John madden

that clip strat was genius, it's why I'm watching this vod LMAO

Watching this live was the greatest decision of my life

@luckvlogs591

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@josecarrillo8874

Жыл бұрын

I lost brain cells watching it

@Tobias.Is.Lost69

Жыл бұрын

same

Bro while I was watching the stream I watched as Schlatt slowly descended into insanity because everyone kept telling him to switch characters.

Can we take a minute to appreciate this guy’s thumbnails

@seva7500

Жыл бұрын

Yes, go and follow BucknRift

@exalted_space9224

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@BowTieTVOfficial

Жыл бұрын

nah

@Querez8504

Жыл бұрын

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Can’t wait to watch two hours of CHAIR.

@AnEldritchBeing

Жыл бұрын

*_C H A I R ._****

@twoboss7377

Жыл бұрын

When Cheetles said “chair” I felt that

the fact he breaks the game in under ten minutes

I watched this live, and it was such a fever dream

This was a spiritual experience, thanks Schlagg.

Never knew how much I would’ve enjoyed watching a chair simulator game till now, thanks Schat kitty.

If You turn down the playback speed to .25 you will expereance what I can only describe as a both high and Drunk Jschlatt.

This is the perfect stream to watch while sitting in a chair

Schlatt is such a good streamer he can make a chair simulator interesting. Too bad he could hold himself back on that day in 1999. So many people murdered.

@StarsStillHere

Жыл бұрын

He's too buddy-buddy with Obama. We all know why he's so interested in Syrian hospitals. What a shame. 😔

Don’t think I’ve seen an edited vod before and am impressed by the dedication

So glad I was able to witness the electric chair downfall live

this might be one of my new fav streams, so happy i caught it live

i feel like we are now going to space out the word C H A I R now because of this.

The new flavor is water. It just costs more

Watched this live and I'm still gonna re-watch the VOD

He looks like he's an owner of a family pizza place, he's the old dad/grandad, when the editor put the filter on him

Watching this was probably the greatest decision of my life, thank you schlatt

schair

honest to god didn't think anyone other than call me kevin would play this but here we are big guy

@munchycrunchybread

Жыл бұрын

WAIT U MENTIONED HIM THIS IS FUCKIN POG

@intanayu8674

17 күн бұрын

@@munchycrunchybread WHERE

My girlfriend and I always put your vods on when we bang keep up the work big guy love the content

bro i got banned from chat for saying “FRED DURST???” & “NO??“ when u asked if he died & IMMEDIATELY AFTER THAT. my fucking subscription to you renewed 💀

@SGCAWS

Жыл бұрын

Haha Take your L

@dominikvansickle2662

Жыл бұрын

Haha specifically at 45:19. I found it

@morbidsoul

Жыл бұрын

@@dominikvansickle2662 now why would you do that to me

@morbidsoul

Жыл бұрын

@@SGCAWS i HAVE

@SGCAWS

Жыл бұрын

@@morbidsoul TAKE IT DEEPER

this video was very entertaining legit rewatching rn

I sit in a metal chair all day and have been for only 2 weeks. Also this stream was and is like a fever dream.

i love the editor for this “schlatt” guy the old man fears me

I’ve watched this video so many times over, thank you schemen for this masterpiece❤️

The old man Shlattapus looked so adorable and huggable. I want him for my granpa. I don't have any granpas left.

If you can dream it, there is a simulator of it. - Genghis Kahn, Art of War.

34:00 the way the music syncs up to the sitpoints is incredible

I played this back when it came out. Glad to see how it has grown!

i should be asleep right now but i see schlatt upload so i know the priorities rn.

hey thats me

@taylor_dawsonn

Ай бұрын

😮

@bungus_YT

Ай бұрын

hey that's you

Watching shlatt sit for hours

The last video i saw i had to watch it in 2x, so when i started watching this vod, it was just Schlatt screaming gibberish angryly, i've never laughed so hard

i feel good knowing i am going to watch the full 2 hours of this and im only half an hour in

Immediately clicked this because I was so goddamn confused by the thumbnail. Great job shlit 👍

I watched this entire stream and omfg I was dying it was so funny

I love that schlatt is such a chaotic person in videos and streams, but for some reason part of his brand is having chill animal crossing music in the background. Hilarious dichotomy

A 2 hour vod on the same day as a new Sleep Deprived gaming episode? Nah this day too good to be true

wonderful stream as always, schlatthew

That intro, Schlatt really must've loved sitting simulator that he even immersed himself, also he looking kinda hot in that intron aswell...

Oh, oh he did, he absolutely pulled a fast one.

WOOO CHAIR! THAT'S WHAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR WOÒOOOOOOOOOOO!

28:32 Good work, sir. lmao

Maybe the true chairs were the friend we made along the way

god this video is so anxiety inducing. why am i so invested in this god damn chair game. ???????

I’ve made a tradition of myself where every time I eat Costco pizza I watch a jschlatt vod

Finally, I’ve been waiting for this game. I don’t know why people were even asking for DayZ whatever that is… This game has everything!

I'm so glad I subscribed to this channel! Where else could I watch a dude sit in a chair for two hours and be entertaining!

Watching this in my bed while petting my cat. Life is good. I love my cat :)

I fell off the front porch on that tragic day. I still have a scar on my forehead. I was one. NEVER FORGET.

you need to make a shlawn mower, its just a lawn mower but it has your face on it and yells at you when using it

JUSTICE FOR CHEETLES

Schlatt, The pro game breaker

great VOD fred durst love the content

I was watching the stream and I remember when we all voted for a restart I couldn’t stay around but it was funny

man i’m so jealous of his hair

This was an amazing video, Thanks Schlit!

vod editor u crazy, made me smile

Should have been bingo bob

Let's hope schlatt doesn't find the other chair game

@Mickeyistired

Жыл бұрын

That’s what I thought this was going to be

@rambbler

Жыл бұрын

Do you mean the one where you date chairs and then f-

@logemcdoge4620

Жыл бұрын

​@@rambblerno its musical chairs

This stream was absolutely wild

These vod edits are getting better

This was almost as entertaining as what schlatt did in 1999

God I love chairs and men

@st4nley

Жыл бұрын

don't we all

@nazeematsolitude6534

Жыл бұрын

amen.

he sounded so heartbroken over dying

A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces. A chair without a back or arm rests is a stool, or when raised up, a bar stool. A chair with arms is an armchair; one with upholstery, reclining action, and a fold-out footrest is a recliner. A permanently fixed chair in a train or theater is a seat or, in an airplane, airline seat; when riding, it is a saddle or bicycle saddle; and for an automobile, a car seat or infant car seat. With wheels it is a wheelchair; or when hung from above, a swing. An upholstered, padded chair for two people is a 'loveseat', while if it is for more than two person it is a couch, sofa, or settee; or if is not upholstered, a bench. A separate footrest for a chair, usually upholstered, is known as an ottoman, hassock, or pouffe.

hello schlatt and manager moist, is there any chance there could be a "current song playing" on stream so vod viewers can choose to play those songs on their own? like the spotify overlay some streamers have, thanks.

@itsmejb

Жыл бұрын

or would this ruin the illusion of schlatt's shockingly well-timed music? 🤔

Jschlatt for some reason your my comfort streamer.

this is my favorite supermega vod

Welp, I spent two hours watching a man sit in a chair. I lost sleep over this, stayed up late. The worst part, I regret nothing

A very interesting and funny stream for sure

the part where the editor came in was hilarious

ayo schlatt thanks for the capital one sponsorship, i just bought the low end theory by a tribe called quest on cd and saved $3 on that shit

This was truly an amazing experience

@luckvlogs591

Жыл бұрын

Yes

The tragedy of Schlatt saying who tf is Jerry

Old man filter made up for it 10/10 content

Truly riveting gameplay from "Schlatt"

My only peeve with schlatt is that he drinks out of those small water bottles they give you during tests and stuff in school.