C.D.C. For The Holidays
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SHOW: 'The Anthony Cumia Show w Dave Landau'
AIR DATE: November 11, 2020
The guys review the official 'Center for Disease Control' guidelines for how Americans are to conduct ourselves during the upcoming Holidays.
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It’s ok. I’m having a Biden win /BLM gathering at my place. So these rules don’t apply.
Always love to hear a couple of sneaky Seinfeld references 😅 I loved back in the old school O&A days, Ant would try and trick Opie by starting a story and see how far he could go until Opie would catch on that he was basically doing a synopsis of a Seinfeld episode.
@joevolcano6720
Жыл бұрын
We need a TACS over here in the UK, and badly!
@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT
Жыл бұрын
@@joevolcano6720nah, your country is dead and irrelevant
People should just ignore these nonsense rules and carry on as normal and enjoy life!
@xPadge112x
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Protesting only helps them fuck with the laws that govern us. Just quietly resist.
@jasonm1288
3 жыл бұрын
Do you believe Covid 19 isn't real? Glad I live in Australia where we just locked down and most people did what they were asked and low and behold we now have hardly any cases. Why are Americans so adverse to doing this, now you have almost 300000 dead 1 million cases and no end in sight. I see many people would believe Trump over hundreds of medical professionals and organisations. Herd immunity seems to be, we will sacrifice the elderly and sick for the economy because the economy going bad means worse pain. If only you had a responsible leader that was proactive and put the welfare of others first when this first happened it wouldn't be a cluster fuck that it is now.
@xPadge112x
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonm1288 Where you in Victoria? I hope so.. your dont realise the shit your in for next year. Especially with the madness you've let your public servants get away with. I'm UK myself, but freedom resonates with most rational Patriots.
@chrisphillips2401
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonm1288 do I believe that covid isnt real? Yea I guess maybe their is a virus.. sure why not! Do I think it is deadly.. no I do not! Is there any evidence beyond politicization that is more deadly than a common flu? No, no there isnt! Locking down a country has never been and will never be the answer. If people are high risk then they can do what every high risk person has done since the beginning of time. They can take responsibility and ensure they have taken steps to keep themselves safe. Is it feasible to shutdown all roadways because of a couple high risk drivers?? You do not know how many cases you have in Australia. You have as many cases as your media tells you and that's what you will believe, which is fine. As for masks.. they simply give people a feeling of protection without offering any real protection. You can find this info on the side of the box that masks are sold in. Ofcoirse this isnt counting cotton shirts, bandanas and neck gaits. I have to assume that people do not realize how small viruses are. Covid is being politicized in this country and control is being forced upon its citizens. Since the start of this "pandemic" the vast majority of cases and deaths have been inflated and used for fear. This info is easily found if one wants to find it, you just need to know where to look. That is my short and sweet take on it as I cannot get into it all in the comments section. To each his own.
@chrisphillips2401
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasonm1288 also do not forget that humans we take chances on whether we live, die or get ill every day we walk out our door. Do you realize how many contagions we deal with every day as humans that are far more deadly and contagious than this covid? Why do you not hear about them 24/7?? I ask you to give things some thought and consider different angles and points of view because there are many.
Just do a BLM themed Christmas and you'll be fine
@Reginald_Harrison
3 жыл бұрын
I heard Kwanzaa celebrations are completely Covid free.
@bink
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing but dark meat from the turkey
As papa fired his shotgun Santa screamed out in fright, "This is just my Covid mask!" as he bled in the moonlight
@jamessannes7873
3 жыл бұрын
As he bled-out that night...
@have_a_good_day420
Жыл бұрын
@@jamessannes7873 moonlight sounds better
So tired of this covidiocy. People need to put their feet down. Yesterday.
I do a couple surveys every day via survey junkie and for the last couple of weeks I have been getting many surveys asking about any recent home improvements made. They really seem to be focused on entry door modifications, any window modifications, additions made to your house and the materials used to make any modifications. The surveys are also inquiring about any pets in the house. With the limits to the numbers of people allowed at private gatherings and the unusual amounts of strange questions on surveys I've been getting, it seems like somebody is attempting to limit and calculate the amount of resistance one might have when the SHTF.
@seanwegner9925
3 жыл бұрын
Lol you do surveys? I hope they pay you decent money
@JasonLawrenceJones
3 жыл бұрын
@topher nolastname After the first one survey where I went through all of the questions, if they start down that line of questioning, I just back out of it and go onto a less intrusive one.
That hugging through plastic...that...that might be the thing that actually makes me lose complete faith in humanity. Human stupidity literally knows no bounds.
@stevenleejobe
2 жыл бұрын
Humans are 99.99% useless eaters. Depressing.
As any authoritarian says, "Do as I say, not as I do."
Exactly Anthony, they want the government to be your parents, your family, your ruler and master.. no individual thoughts or decisions to be made
Ignorance is strength.
people are cowards and looking for a parent to lead them by the hand. government educated people who never had to be self sustainable
@adamgoldsteintv
3 жыл бұрын
Well said. Government educated people are cancer on this country and need to wake up. The election is going to the Supreme Court also.
@xPadge112x
3 жыл бұрын
@topher nolastname So glad that my parents instilled the Irish Pride in me. Born from heros of the west. Beyond the pail. The government never cared for them only made life hard for them. Galway and Mayo folk know. The boggers do anyway. Family is the most important thing. And love of the land and how it provides is second.
16:19 divide and conquer in action.
About as pointless as Bloomberg's "How to safely do heroin" pamphlet.
Compound Media is great! Thank You
*But i bet black friday will be fine. Cant let the major corporations lose out on a dime*
Omg Anthony rules! Love you Ant
The crazy thing is there are morons who will follow these rules to a tee. I would give everything I own to see videos on KZread of the families following these rules during the holidays
@jackgrimaldi8685
3 жыл бұрын
@@billybatts9491 Made by Jim Jones.
And everyone politely say hello to each other... And be polite when you say goodbye so nobody feels negatively about the future...
THANK YOU. Only thing that makes me laugh anymore!!!!!
Cumia 2024
People that don’t experience northeast winters just don’t get it
SHIIIIIIIT! I'm here for a NEW TACS segment in less than 5 hrs. of posting??? Boy...that new Covid19 Power Juice sure boosts my awareness 😂😁
Imagine how different all of our lives would be today if Opie was 1/64th as funny and charismatic as Landau.
And yet somehow the homeless people are not affected
@jarretgrathwol4790
3 жыл бұрын
Nor am I or anyone I work with and I work at a food market.
@mattmac1271
3 жыл бұрын
The only way to get China virus is to test positive
@dainblack8289
3 жыл бұрын
It's been nearly and not only have I not had Covid-19, I don't even know anyone that's had Covid-19. Last month, a guy at work took 2 weeks off to quarantine after he thought someone at the gas station across from my workplace infected him. He never actually got sick, but my employer commended him for thinking of others. Piss Earth 2021.
"You are free...to do as we tell you". Bill Hicks
are brussel sprouts a xmas thing in the US ?, or is it just a UK delicacy . Just thinking that if it was you would naturally have to have plenty of ventilation due to the sprout fart problems .
Hahaha love these videos.
These guidelines remind me of that ol' saying "You can't have your cake and you can't eat it too"
In the future there will be no traditional or religious US holidays with these people in charge.
@andrewfusco8580
3 жыл бұрын
They'll certainly do their best to beat them out of us. Then they'll "graciously" let us celebrate civic holidays that glorify the system -- the kind of thing that Robespierre was big on (aside from political executions).
@joeywho534
3 жыл бұрын
That’s what they’re shooting for I’m sure
@mattmac1271
3 жыл бұрын
That's one of the points of this entire fraud
Dont tell me what to do..they are pullin this at work!!
I’m designing a special feather duster to wipe the snow off the the turkey.
I’m going caroling outside in the woods by myself. With a mask of course.
All this to save baby boomers? Why?
"When I send my dog to the store it has to....." hahahahahahahaha
Christmas in my crawl space, hilarious ! What a great title for a new Christmas song
I recall that during WW2 Winston Churchill had the people of England continue on during bombing raids as though nothing serious or life threatening was going on. I recall something about making emergencies more everyday by putting out information bringing your pets to shelters. Stores would bombed out so merchandise was moved outside with signs saying "Open as usual" as though nothing happened, the raids were like a mere inconvenience. And then look at the polar-opposite thing we've now got here, and so many people are fearful of going outside that it's become a marketing scheme local grocery stores do, this one forces you to enter one way and exit the other way which is meaningless because there's nothing to stop you from going any which way once inside. Some stores have stickers saying where to stand in line to social distance and others try to enforce one-way isles. Restaurants are open but theaters are closed, why? Because they're more virtuous? The gym's close. If food is more important than entertainment then what about good health?
*unless you’re at the French Laundry.
The good thing about living in a psychotic distopia is that the comedy is so plentiful.
@paulweikel3881
3 жыл бұрын
Faaaawwwk yea!
I like this opie better than the old one ☝️
They want it both ways and they can’t have it. If we’re facing the deadliest disease in history (were not) I’m going to want to spend some time with my family.
Crawl space Xmas that's the fritzle family 😅😅😅
The stuff you have discussed is going to get worse under Biden...
Happy Kwanza!
You chipped😂😂😂😂
Wow... like turning up early for a funeral. Forgive me, I've never said it before. 'Thirst'
LOL Welcome to my shed
Watching in 2023 and it's no wonder they want amnesty. This was as utterly insane then as it is now. It's hard to believe that this shit actually happened.
Just call your xmas celebration "a peaceful protest" ..you are then exempt from these guidlines
Aint cold in the wonderful dark red state of SC
install a box wine tap in the wall please aaaanthony
But at the same time, do we even want to be around family?
Santa was Ho ho hoping
I miss dave
The cdc recommends limiting people in your house during the holidays but there is one way around that. We need to hold a good ol' fashioned holiday riot and then masks, 6 foot distance and all the other stupid nonsense rules wont matter! The cdc will have no problem at that point.
Number 1000!
We live in idiocracy. 2021 will be fucking insane.
If , and it seems like its gonna happen, Biden becomes prez, Trump should continue to campaign for all of us who are heading to AOCs camps..he should act like biden is acting now, making deals and having talks behind bidens back
The guy who was too dumb and lazy to work in hvac is giving pandemic advice? Okay, I'm in!
Maybe Santa can tell us death rates?
So my entire family got together and had a great time with the exception of my Democrat little sister. We were all fine, except for my little sister...she got COVID lol.
Still no Covid data on the riots?
I just want a PS5
Constantly run air or heating? But...but.....my carbon footprint!!! Aaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhh!!! My god the carbon! We’re all gonna die!
I have a whole different take on this- what if the CDC has to put shit out every now and again like this to just keep from being sued. That’s why they make it ridiculous. They probably very well know people are going to see their family anyways, I don’t think they legitimately think that people will follow this stuff completely. I think the joke is that the people at the CDC know it won’t be followed, and likely neither will they as individuals be doing so. It’s all probably so they just don’t get sued.
@andrewschuschu3499
3 жыл бұрын
@J oh sure I’m not talking about saving loved ones directly, that’s clearly not legislatable. I’m talking about, more so wondering, if every year are they required per their own internal procedures to give out “updates” or “recommendations, “ and even they know they’re just boilerplate bs that they know people won’t follow anyways, but as an agency they still are required to do so per their own internal procedures. I’m sure whatever intern they had typing them up was like “Jesus Christ I need a beer when will this be done, I’m just going to say nonsense, F this job.” Sure they’re absolutely awful suggestions, but they’re not sending a cdc man to everyone’s homes so we also don’t have to follow them whatsoever.
@theotherserge
3 жыл бұрын
@J I think you guys are onto it: this is the kind of boilerplate crap that Kafka’s bureaucracy pumps out at scale. This pointless junk points to why our country is so inept whenever something that actually matters is happening.
@have_a_good_day420
Жыл бұрын
Good luck suing the CDC. You'd literally need to spend millions of dollars on lawyers alone.
Instead of dinner just call it a protest.
A population not over 500 million.
Sad seeing Ant getting older.. So glad he's still at it though. I wonder if that Compound Media sub is worth it. I dig Ant, but not too big into the others.
@Dani2wheels
3 жыл бұрын
If that's what you got out of this, maybe subbing ain't for you
@rippindrummer666
3 жыл бұрын
His house was a terrible investment, I believe he bought it for around 2.9 million in 2006 and he put in a ton of money making it nicer with the pool etc. Now he’s only selling it for 3.1 million and he put in at least 100k into it dudes gonna lose money on it haha
@jimbomorrison7133
3 жыл бұрын
rippindrummer666 I know right? He won’t get that when he sells it and moves to a red state. He should have Stern money no doubt. I’m a true Ant and Jimmy fan.
Have a "sit in" protest
KZread isn't letting me like this video. It seems to be surpressing your numbers.
I hate everything
During Covid=Forever
Dave, “Friends Giving “ ??!? , Really ??? , Change that tradition too ? In America 🇺🇸 we call it Thanksgiving ! ) just a fact ) anyway , Anthony you da man !
@mikehimes7944
3 жыл бұрын
Friends giving is what 20 somethings call a dinner party in November. Thanksgiving is for family. You know like the office party isn't full of your specific Christmas traditions?
My "like" won't stick... Fawkin YT?
It makes for a great excuse to not go to my sister's place which I do not exactly look forward to.
Woke ass lube!!!!! LOL
This is fuckin funny
All this for a sickness Chris Christie beat in two fucking days
@zackmatulis4094
11 ай бұрын
I caught it and all I had was a cold sweat and very light fever for like 36 hours lol, I slept through most of it. Still never got the jab
I'm old enough to remember when people in China were dropping dead in the streets from the COVID. Do you remember? Pepperidge Farm remembers...
People should be more considerate when using plastic bags. It should be used to sufficate their kids, If one does not have kids, time to put it over your head
The shadow under Dave’s nose looks like a hitler mustache
trggered reactionaries all in these comments
They're CDC recommendations, Ant. The government isn't going to break down your door to stop you from carving the turkey.
@volksaddict
3 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly what is coming. Give it time.
@mikehimes7944
3 жыл бұрын
Good for you, i live in the PRC, they will check. Contact tracing means you'll get fined for violating the rules if anyone gets infected. YOU were reckless, YOU didn't follow the rules. Any case 2 weeks to the left or right of Thanksgiving will be blamed as asymptomatic Thanksgiving cases. Of course only families that can afford the 5,000 dollar fines and water and power freezes will have them applied. Wouldn't want to punish the poor, that's wrong.
@mattmac1271
3 жыл бұрын
Not yet
Is this a guideline for Bernie Sanders 14 houses? No one can afford to open up all of their windows for "ventilation" for f*ck sakes. Thanks unelected officials, i'll go with common sense instead.
Treat pets as you would other human family members. Do not let them interact with people outside the household. 😳
People who participated hugging through plastic are pathetic. If my family demanded this sort of behavior, I would never respect them in the same way again. Screw their "trust the science" lies.
🔥🌲💨 🤘🐵🤘
@adamvegeta3809
3 жыл бұрын
Opie can eat a 🐓 lol
Rape Kit & Crawl Space
A lot of people slinging political shit at each other in the comments, why do Americans continue to support either party? Why aren't you protesting against the corruption of your electoral colleges? It seems to me like you guys should be uniting against your politicians not fighting over which one is less corrupt.
The glove thing is REALLY stupid. You can't catch covid through your skin. You are going to wash your hands anyways, what is the point of the gloves?
This stuff is just gaslighting
when are people gonna stand up to this bullshit? stop playing along
Anthony is completely wrong about everything but always entertaining.
@jbarker98420
3 жыл бұрын
Ok sheep
Has Dave Landau ever said anything funny?
Science deniers
@TheorizingWithBen
3 жыл бұрын
Science is not a belief system. Moreover. that implies no authority for such a non-believing system, such as the CDC.
Are we really going back to suggestions and promotions being back to the “QUIT TELLIN US WUT TO DO MUH FREEDOMZ”? Yall sound even worse than when you freaked because Michelle Obama tried to inspire kids to eat healthier.
I hate everything