"The wee fudd is in position!!! ", that line gets me every time.

@michaellavery4899

3 жыл бұрын

The sketch is overflowing with classic banter, eg 'a rockets napper.'

@ProjectCreativityGuy96

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaellavery4899 We've got to be very careful how we bottle a wee rocket's napper, especially if it's a bottle of soda (ginger)!

@andytraill

Жыл бұрын

@@ProjectCreativityGuy96 Yep if it's glass can go really far and easy overshoot.

@alfiekelly5914

11 ай бұрын

Dooched it right aff his dome. Best line ever

I lost it when the americans started talking slang 😂😂

@JH14FAN

5 жыл бұрын

K.G Productions aye that was proper hilarious

@shawnthompson2303

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin Hilarious eh hahahaha

@MrScottishGamer

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelunderhill8847 oh aye that was a belter 😂 £22.80

@jakekt

2 жыл бұрын

I learned Scottish slang from the show. When I started the first episode I had to turn on subtitles because I had no idea what they were saying 😂

@ryanw8510

Жыл бұрын

Best bit 🤣

There's nothing more satisfying and hilarious to my ears than a yank saying "his troosers fell doon"

It's the american bit that always gets me.

His troosers fell doon 😂😂😂

"Dooched right aff his dome". Magic.

Kirsty Strain is stunning.

Love this. Honestly one of the best sketches they did. "yous are getting knifed man" 😂😂😂😂

That target being a rocket’s napper! Also, love the word snash

"Ah dooft it right aff his dome.." 😆

The payoff at the end makes this one of the best skits

This has just come up on my feed and my ribs are aching. 😂😂😂

I'm American but my dad's Glaswegian and whenever it comes up in conversation people want to know what the Glasgow dialect sounds like. So I refer them to this video.

@genericwhitemale6089

4 жыл бұрын

Eric J yanks are annoying

@Truth0Logic

4 жыл бұрын

Not more annoying than brits though

@robbieburns6037

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck up yah cock

@ProjectCreativityGuy96

3 жыл бұрын

@@genericwhitemale6089 It's people like you that give my country a bad name. It's important that you should know that this world would be so much better if you weren't born.

@ProjectCreativityGuy96

3 жыл бұрын

@Adam Not as annoying as you lot.

I doofed it right aff his dome

Might be the best sketch in Burnistoun history

@JGGuitarCovers

Жыл бұрын

Definitely

@pauls3204

Жыл бұрын

Ah got to be the lift sketch of that gorgeous lassie shaving her arse

@eurovicious

Жыл бұрын

This and "What's this I see?" are the best-written and best-developed sketches in the whole series - comedy writers should study them

@the_even_toed_ungulate.

3 ай бұрын

Denim jaisket runs it close?

this is the greatest skit ever created

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life 😃

@TheVariotomatonini

3 жыл бұрын

You should watch their mad uncles sketch 😂

Anyone seen the sequel to that film? 2 Litre 2 Ginger

@dars5229

4 жыл бұрын

It's nae as good as the third one, Litres Of Justice III; Stoneybridge Drift

@Gommerell

3 жыл бұрын

3:10 to Yuma

@KeithFraser82

3 жыл бұрын

I'm looking forward to 2 Litre Bottle Of Ginger: Tokyo Drift.

@martintrj5620

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@alfiekelly5914

7 ай бұрын

@@dars5229 Stoneybridge! Olympic sketch

_"Wow... It's not everyday you see a mad wee rocket's napper getting assaulted, now is it? Well done, Gordo!"_

That target being a rockets Naper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucking folds me every time

@iainmair485

2 жыл бұрын

Rocket’s napper

@stevenesbitt3528

9 ай бұрын

Took me ages to figure out why that meant 😂

This sketch is up at the top with Clayton Bigsby and "She turned the weens against us.".

Biscuity Boyle, Bornistoun's Favorite Son!!!

@jvgreendarmok

2 жыл бұрын

well

Makes me think still game when Winston throws his leg - shut it tadger 😂

@nuclearpistachio

11 ай бұрын

that’s the ticket!

“That target being, a rocket’s napper.”

……that target being a rocket’s napper.

it’s a Friday afternoon i’m with my mate i got a two litre bottle of ginger and my all-rush mixtape let’s do this

he got stuck in a revolving door and his troousers fell doon

@JH14FAN

13 күн бұрын

Poor old bugger

This is comedy fucking gold.

0:38 - Expectation 3:30 - Reality

I heard he got stuck in an escalator and his TROOSERS FELL DOON!

Love the americans talking slang 😂😂😂

This was filmed just round the corner from my house. You can almost see it in shot

One of the best ones...

This just shows everyday life in Scotland!

@KeithFraser82

3 жыл бұрын

When I lived in France, I showed this sketch to my flatmate and his friends and described it as a documentary about life in Scotland.

@BerticusBersht

2 жыл бұрын

Canny even go tae the shops for swadgers without havin tae skelp some wee tadger wae a bottle a ginger man

@BerticusBersht

2 жыл бұрын

@@KeithFraser82 bet they were lit aht "ooof je suis shittin ma pantalons:

@pimposki6232

2 жыл бұрын

@@BerticusBersht i like how you forgot the word "moi", one of the most stereotypically french words lmao

2 of litres of justice XD. LMAO

Laughin' and laughin' and then ending!!!! 🤣

Best sketch they did... "swadgers" 😂

It's way, way funnier with the subs, coz they literally said, "troosers fell doon".

This had me howling.

Filmed at Hazelhead Park and the John Wright's Sports Center in East Kilbride. Grew up around there and had that same jacket oot of Primark anol!

@lornamurphy7429

3 жыл бұрын

Same I grew up in st Leonard's east kilbride

@BerticusBersht

2 жыл бұрын

@@markdobbie5359 wuft patched ma man

@BerticusBersht

2 жыл бұрын

@Bobby Sutherland yas mon the cwid

@amymcculloch7820

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! My house is almost in shot! Just up the hill from Hunter Primary!

the target being a rockets napper lol

@Gommerell

3 жыл бұрын

I thought she said they were "Rocket snappers" meaning baby turtles or something ?

@Nefariousbig

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gommerell nah napper means head

@Gommerell

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nefariousbig oh Napper ? off course , I heard it as Snapper and thought of Turtles, and thought it must be a name for little Chavss on the West Coast. Rocket Snappers,,, a Rocket's Napper ! Ah well you learn something every day .

Just wonderful.

I love the colloquialisms in Scotland

best. ever.

"Yizzer all gettin' knifed maaan!" - God, letting us know what His plans are for 2020. (He's even dressed all in white.)

Filmed in EK

2 Liter The Movie! It's awesome

Classic. Love it.

@iainmair485

2 жыл бұрын

Nice name.

@IainFrame

Жыл бұрын

@@iainmair485 you know it 😎

It wazz al jist a dreem! ... awww!

The Americans tho...

Takes you on a ride

YOUS ARE GETTIN KNIFED MAN!

Oh my god. That was fucking amazing.

Stevie the rocket man is in this sketch

Have a problem understanding what they are saying with the accent but im still.laughing my ass off 👍👍👍

@Robert-rl7rd

8 ай бұрын

Aye Americans are tough to understand

The Americans talking Scottish slang did it for me

Good shot!

amazing workin class v neds scenario man hahahaaa

I have just decided to learn Scottish. Subscribed!!! Is this kind of support availability on Duolingo?

Brilliant 😂😂

This and Widden Palletts...best ever !

@grantmcinnes1176

6 ай бұрын

How is widden palletts funny. It is. It's hillarious. But I don't understand :)

AYYYYYEEE YA COUPLA BENT SHOTS MAAANNN!! YOOSA GETTIN NIFED MAN!!

Fuckin' Neds LOL

Doofed it rite aff ez Dome 😂

That's unreal

I live in New York, born and raised in America and my grandma was from Scotland. Now I realize it must be in my blood because I always walk around with a 2 liter bottle of soda. I had no clue it was a Scottish thing until I saw this, lol🤣🤣😂😂

Sarah has some pair of pins on her. 😍

A rockets knapper

A wish they brung season wan bak man

Hilarious 😂

A rockets napper 😅😅😅

Judging by its effectiveness, the choice certainly did not fall on Cola light XD

Pleeease, let's create a glossary of this brilliant Scots slang: Wee todger -- ? Rocket snapper -- ? Swadgers -- ? Snash -- trouble All rush mixtape -- ? Bent Shot -- gay boy Wee fuds -- ?

@iankogneeto4882

3 ай бұрын

Wee tadger = small 'male appendage' Rocket's napper = male appendage's head Swadgers = Ecstasy tablets Snash = being cheeky/talking excrement about someone All rush mixtape = no idea where you heard this in the video! Bent shot = you got that right Wee fud = small 'female front bottom'. This of course was the polite way of translating otherwise the comment probably wouldn't go through!

@thedolphin5428

3 ай бұрын

​@@iankogneeto4882 Hey thanks a lot.😅

This happened but bottle of cola and it was a shop lifter video online

0:57 She looks like Winona Ryder on Stranger Things

G.O.A.T. .. XD

I held a hose above my head once

❤😂

Wee tadgers!

American voice TAJERS

2:28 Tom Cruise.

i thought the guy speaks german from 1.15-1.48 But well, English is not my first language

0:25

What years this from?

@stuartkerr1012

6 жыл бұрын

19-canteen

@TheLucyblades

6 жыл бұрын

2010

@martinjohnston6685

6 жыл бұрын

Lucy Blades cheers

@tashaarmstrong2521

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheLucyblades naw 2009

@Zackislivid

3 жыл бұрын

1829

At 0:12 What is a bench shot? I love this show! The first bit I watched was the Burnistoun Butcher.

@Scott-kj3bc

2 жыл бұрын

What they’re actually saying is “bentshot” which basically means gayboy 😆

@neil12011

2 жыл бұрын

@@Scott-kj3bc Hahaha, thanks for that!

😅🤣😂🤣😆😅💥💥🔥

Wtf is a rocket snapper? No idea since I am canadian.

@kevinlaird8311

4 жыл бұрын

A rockets napper Rocket = wee arsehole neds Napper = head

@coolmacatrain9434

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinlaird8311 Heed :)

epic shite.....I mean skite

🤣🤣🤣🤣

A doofed it right aff ees dome

Wussappenin'aboot this Series on the Telleee Boax then! cheeky wee sratchers hub calt it #Weegies?

did he call then "bhenchod" as well? mental like, that's pakistani slang for someone who "sleeps with their sister" but in more coarse language my comment would be auto banned for.

@gordonfreeman5958

2 жыл бұрын

He called them "bent shots" (gays)

Like Winston's leg bit lol

Whats Jinga?

@LL_LLLL

5 жыл бұрын

Irn bru

@genericwhitemale6089

4 жыл бұрын

Kes 18 ginger no Jenga

@Zackislivid

3 жыл бұрын

@@LL_LLLL Its not

@iankogneeto4882

3 ай бұрын

@@Zackislivid It IS Irn Bru. Take it from a native.

@joecmccluskey

16 күн бұрын

Geeza boattle ah Ginger What kind Pineapple

Ok i understood everyword nd line of this skit except what word one of them three used after sayin (Oi ya coupla of....) Cuz I heard "Oi ya couple of Behnchods" and Behnchod is a swear word in Urdu language which is used in Pakistan.I'm so confused rite now. Some Scottish plz clearify this as soon as u read my comment Thanks

@georgeballantyne7795

6 жыл бұрын

ASAD ULLAH MAAN He is saying 'bent shots', meaning homosexual.

@asadullahmaan3482

6 жыл бұрын

george ballantyne ohhhh r8 Thankyou v.much George u saved my brain cells,the question was killing me❤❤😂😂😂

@_MrOcean

5 жыл бұрын

@@asadullahmaan3482 They still may have been speaking Pakistani....

@Easterlingofrhun

5 жыл бұрын

Anyway, what does benchods means in Pakistani? Now I'm curious

@genericwhitemale6089

4 жыл бұрын

Tim Ezard naw

Hazelheed park up the cwood

What is Jinja supposed to be? Irn bru?

@thebagelsproductions

Ай бұрын

Used generically to refer to any fizzy juice. This will typically be Irn Bru, though

@thebagelsproductions

Ай бұрын

* it's ginger, btw

38 wee fuds have watched this.

Ya couple o' bent shots. Typical ned speak. Hilarious

Glaswegian? i ilke it