you squarin up to me in me own hoose?

@Godthissucksss

5 жыл бұрын

Ain*

@zalibecquerel3463

5 жыл бұрын

Made from steel an' faithars...

@JC-dy7tf

4 жыл бұрын

In me oon hoos

@thetayterminator1436

4 жыл бұрын

The captions are even funnier haha

@minicurvel2781

4 жыл бұрын

Naw I'll sit

To anybody that grew up in Scotland this is more like a documentary than a comedy. I used to work every day with roasters like these!

@MolloyPolloy

3 жыл бұрын

You'll be glad to hear Dublin is full of these fucking nuggets too. Best to ignore the loud noise. It usually goes away.....

@fallen4life080

3 жыл бұрын

Man, there so was much testosterone in that room and not a lot of brains :-p

@davidclarke1426

3 жыл бұрын

@@MolloyPolloy Well spelt. When are you starting second class?

@user-sr8fx6tm9e

Жыл бұрын

I 'm crying thanks a lot

@user-oe6yw8dv9w

Жыл бұрын

Man im crying

To this day, I cannot hear the word romp without chanting it angrily

@IainFrame

3 жыл бұрын

Same! 😂

@JT-qc9xw

3 жыл бұрын

I never though about it, but you're right! Me as well!

@unijames517

2 жыл бұрын

We did this last night at a wedding!

@Uncle_Neil

2 жыл бұрын

Romp!

@pakora81

2 жыл бұрын

A WHIP SMART SAUCY SEX ROMP

The barely contained, verge of explosion rage of the guy in white is so hilarious!

“Why would you want ma daughter doubled over?” 😂😂

How on earth have the Burinstoun guys and girls only got 5.7 thousand subscribers??!!! They've been properly enriching my life for nearly a decade! Just brilliant!

@mckenr07

2 жыл бұрын

It’s because they’ve nae rolls

@BerticusBersht

Жыл бұрын

I literally canny say eleven in ma heid unless its in the way Rab says it in tjr voice lift sketch.

@tsgod6584

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me so much of the Bad Boys 2 Reggie scene

- "...starring Russel Brand." - "A BEAST!! A BOASTFUL SEX BEAST!!" Also, as many times as I've watched this, I just noticed Robert's "Mum" and "Dad" tattoos. Classic.

@hotstitch1

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for translating. I didnt get that. Hilarious stuff

'You squarin up tae me in ma ain hoose', 'If you're gonnie go back tae the jail for him you better make sure he's worth it', 'Ma blood's up', 'A beast, a boastful sex beast!', 'Ronnie get the spoons'.

@pakora81

2 жыл бұрын

'I'm so full of spunk and bravado I'm gonna go round to that lassie's house and pish in her dad's face!'

When he smashes that glass, kills me every time 😂😂

@yalamburrrr

Жыл бұрын

My blooods up !!! my blooods up !!! 🤣

The russell brand joke aged scarily well 😬

@Scott-kj3bc

7 ай бұрын

Not really, the pathetic hit piece failed

@Sheba8.

2 ай бұрын

So it did. 😅

I’ve watched this dozens of times, and I can’t stop laughing every time I see it. Best comedy sketch ever.

robs demented rage faces kill me

Brilliant. Even her accent is phenomenal.

KZread served it 5 years too late but whatever I cracked up 😂 mad 😜 so funny 🤣

Imagine these lads at your wedding. 😂

Russell Brand - Channel 4 Dispatches - Boastful sex beast 😂😂😂😂

When my granddaughter starts dating, me and the boys are deffo doing this to some wee rocket..... but I’m going to win at the spoons 😂😂😂

@petehouse8380

3 жыл бұрын

@Jambo M it’s only a joke ya dry lunch...

@creemackenzie7427

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant 🤣🤣

@creemackenzie7427

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget the handcuffs aswell

@petehouse8380

2 жыл бұрын

@@creemackenzie7427 absolutely, I’ve already got the karaoke machine 😂

@lea6555

2 жыл бұрын

@@petehouse8380 "ya dry lunch" I'm stealing that 😂😂😂😂😂

MA BLOODS UP !!!

Please god let there be a blooper reel for this sketch...

am so impressed with these chaps, a virtual river of creativity~ and acting ability~ thumbs way up, ye~

Pure class Scottish comedy admire them so much

This kills me every time. None of my mates even grin, I guess there really are only two types of blokes. Sense of humor or mad uncles.

Aw ma mad uncles

@brianclenentsfetting

6 жыл бұрын

Burnistoun Heard lt.

@underscoreemmy

5 жыл бұрын

MonsterCrate: got any rolls

@pakora81

2 жыл бұрын

@@underscoreemmy nae rolls

“Thank him that he allows you tae breathe” 😂😂😂😂😂

My bloods up! My bloods up!! 😂😂😂

I miss family spoon fights. Damn social distancing.

@jamesayers5617

3 жыл бұрын

You got that right!!! I concur.

@hamishanderson6738

Жыл бұрын

Use a runciple spoon insteed, gwaaan man!

The bit where the spoon lands on the chin, tho. Pure doss!

The only unrealistic thing in this sketch is when the wee guy says "did it say it wis up tae much cop?". No Scottish person has ever said that...ever. Everything else is 100% accurate and genius.

@void7020

2 жыл бұрын

@Jambo M your definitely no Scottish

@void7020

2 жыл бұрын

See I can tell

@gunsharck

Жыл бұрын

Aye I’ve never heard anyone say that pish

"im no takin any mare af this wee prick" hahaha

@pakora81

2 жыл бұрын

"Sit down, Eddie! Let the boy talk. If you're gonnae go back to the jail fir him, you better make sure he's worth it"

I love these guys!) Just adore them!)

One of my all time favourites. Me n my mate quote it to this day

“MY BLOOD’S UP!”

your daughters are ours now🤣 what a brilliant ending

dae a look like the type a guy that reads reeeveiws

@user-vc1lw4kw7g

4 жыл бұрын

the kind o'

@saxongreen78

3 жыл бұрын

His face! 😂

Rob's spittle freak outrage is a goddamned miracle!

3:10 he sounds like Begbie when he says ‘piss in her dads face’

outstanding

1:35 - **Laughs hysterically!!!!!!**

One of my favourites 😂😂😂

Quality

I love the guest chair

ROMP!

@GoodFebruarian

7 жыл бұрын

ROMP!

@13141Scott

7 жыл бұрын

GoodFebruarian ROMP!

60 seconds in...LIKE. intae the mike Son! The guy in the white is completely insane...serious lol!

I've actually been in a situation in Glasgow quite like this. In Easterhouse many years ago. The father actually threw a cup of bleach at me but missed. I made my excuses and left. But not before giving him a proper goodbye.

I love this

brilliant documentary

girl is very awesome

Roommmppp!!

Do I look like a guy that reads REVIEEEEEWWWSSS

"Yer daughters are ours now, YAAAH!!!!"

Favourite burnistoun sketch of all time man

@okkcomputer

Жыл бұрын

nah what about 2 litre bottle of ginger

@reay7224

6 күн бұрын

​@@okkcomputerUs decent folk don't need to stand for no more of this bullshit baby!

The bit at 1.14 is top drawer 😂

Yaaas I love being Scottish

I heard “the spoons” will be an event in the next olympics.

Classic

Ma bloods up!

Again, their good.

How they managed to get this filmed without ending up fucking buckelt all never know😂

Brilliant

I'm Aussie and ay dudn't undarstund a bloody ward.

@tomcline5631

4 жыл бұрын

I'm with you! I'm from Missouri,half assed southern. I caught bout every third word!

In the beginning of the video, she says, "I'm not ready yet, but just wait here with my dad, and all my mad uncles." Lol! Love the accents.

ROMP!!!

I’m from Glasgow, we’ve all been there.

MA BLOODS UP!! MA BLOODS UP!!!

So two of her uncles are Biff Tannen and Macho Man Randy Savage?

ROMP

These guys really warned us about Russel Brand

Shes hot

Ma bloods up.... MA BLOODS UP 🤣

Ma bloods up!!!!

0:02 - holy moly that's a cute girl

@PercussusResurgo

4 жыл бұрын

Better not say that to the mad uncles

@barkebaat

4 жыл бұрын

@@PercussusResurgo : HA! I'm the maddest Uncle of them all.

@robertdewar1752

4 жыл бұрын

She's a honey

Daaaaaaaaahhh

I had a great uncle like this, barely understood a word he said. Lol

No clue what was said, but I felt every ounce of energy.

Romp!

@richardgifford2934

4 жыл бұрын

ROMP!!

@Uncle_Neil

3 жыл бұрын

Romp!

For the longest I thought his neck tattoo said “Hate” 😂

Yip. This IS Scotland. Burnistoun nails it.

Crazy but funny

Ronnie! Git the spoons 🤣

Jagged wee spur... LOL

I’m dying XD

Why would ye wanna take ma daughter TAE ROMP?!

Wae would yoo want ma doortah dubowedover 😂

Rab Florence is fkn hilarious in this

Eddie strikes me as a really well adjusted guy.

Wait in here wi aw ma mad uncles wait wit

Fun Fact: the review was written by Craig, the tour guide - he's been going to night school, taking some creative writing classes as he's thinking of taking on a new career...

Hilarious

Burnistoun is fucking great, make me laught even if I can't understand the half of the show for that cool accent. Guys you will put on it English Subtitles :)

@lewismurphy8078

7 жыл бұрын

Lespritdelecalier L lass it's naw our fault yer cannae understood our lingo

@lewismurphy8078

7 жыл бұрын

Lespritdelecalier L ah well done

Take a seat in the guest chair

Ma bloods up

Burnistoun is so funny, it deserves more views, likes and subscribers than this.

Not lying when I say one of the best skits iv ever seen.... Sausagey Sex Romp...ROMP ROMP

@punkwrestle

4 жыл бұрын

the sausagey sex romp was the weiner movie!

Made another GIF from this sketch & will be on Fb & twitter the morra

"Romp!" "Romp!!" "Romp!!!"

too funny 🤣🤣

Rab? Jerry? Is that you?

Love it am Scottish so a understand wit there saying

@blair4935

5 жыл бұрын

no need to announce to the whole comment section you can understand english ya bam

@okkcomputer

5 жыл бұрын

im not even brit and understand 100%

@dragonforks93

4 жыл бұрын

Scots English is hardly an exotic language mate haha

@karlos666uk2

4 жыл бұрын

Once you watch Rab c Nesbitt a few times it easy.

@Seagull780

3 жыл бұрын

I hate to break it to you but most people in the world can understand English, not just scottish people

You squaring up to me?😂😂😂😂

@davidjohnson9132

3 ай бұрын

In mair aun hoose?

Full of spunk bravado haha