Sometimes you are driving about and see an old speed boat in a driveway covered in moss and think they must have been on bullseye 🎯

@ianmangham4570

Жыл бұрын

Fantastic speedboat 🚤 always wanted one

@BuyOneGetOneFree

5 ай бұрын

The speedboat winners always lived in the Midlands 300 miles away from the sea.

@philipdawson3660

4 ай бұрын

Rose West wins a speed boat

Didn't know Rose west was a former contestant.

@ianwalker3950

3 жыл бұрын

Haaaa I just scrolled down to leave the exact same comment.

@Wolfington

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianwalker3950 Same here...

@davidmaddison7780

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah she was so funny she killed the audience

@dlamiss

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidmaddison7780 Brilliant line

@god124812

3 жыл бұрын

They actually did have a serial killer who was on the show.

'She's just a housewife'🤣🤣🤣🤣

@heatherlawson3437

3 ай бұрын

I get his wife kicked in the nuts when she heard that comment.

A pair of old age pensioners from Birmingham, "here's your speedboat" 😂😂😂

@albion7000

2 жыл бұрын

hahaha

@SamuelBlack84

Жыл бұрын

Saggy boobs blowing in the breeze 😂

@shaunpatrick8345

4 ай бұрын

More canals than Venice!

"They were all West Indian. Nothing to be ashamed of."🤣

0:32 "Where men are men and sheep are careful" Jim basically called him a sheep shagger 😂😂

@0rbit80y

3 жыл бұрын

I know!!! Fkcing quality!!!!

@neildempster2827

3 жыл бұрын

Lookin at his Mrs, who could blame him?

@huggymoon

9 ай бұрын

😂😂👌🏻

Those massive brown paper tenners were the nuts!

I love how the woman in the Dennis Taylor glasses tries to look like she's contemplating the answer, when in fact she's contemplating the question.

@MosesDeLaRoses

Жыл бұрын

You've been quite forgiving. Every other bugger's compared her to Rose West

@Isleofskye

3 ай бұрын

She is still contemplating it...42 years later..

Won a speedboat, lives on the 12th floor of a council flat in Dudley and don't have a car.

@CricketEngland

3 жыл бұрын

Get the joke right would you it a flat in Walsall

@sticksman1979

3 жыл бұрын

Ha, they must have been baffled as to what to do with it!

@CricketEngland

3 жыл бұрын

@@sticksman1979 well they probably sold it seeing the budget for the start prize each week was £6000

‘Does yer wife work?’ ‘No she’s just a housewife’ with 2 kids. I’d have liked to have seen him at work the next day with 2 black eyes and no pack up.

@MosesDeLaRoses

Жыл бұрын

The kids were probably thumping seven types of wood glue out of each other while she was slaving away over the shepherds pie. His contribution was bringing home a microwave and some golf equipment and belittling her on national TV

@79Adam

5 ай бұрын

Easiest job in the world

@jay-lm4we

7 күн бұрын

I doubt it, back then women knew their place

It's a fucking speedboat again. Bootiful!

@matthewhopkins666

3 жыл бұрын

It was only a speedboat if they won, if they lost they wheeled out a car or caravan. The show producer made a deal with the supplier that if he could give away 3 boats or more per series they would get the boats at a reduced price from the supplier saving the show money. So to create the illusion that the prize wasn't a speedboat every week they would have a boat and a car/caravan out the back. If they won they wheeled in the boat and if they lost they wheeled in the other prize. They actually admitted to doing this in a documentary.

"Am i talking to myself ?" Love it !! 🤣

Imagine having that in your working class back garden what a planter.

Imagine what a massive imposition that ‘speedboat’ would be on the average person’s life.

@timames4405

Жыл бұрын

It's because Central TV got a job lot of speedboats hence they become the special prize.

@alanwhite6730

10 ай бұрын

You would be able to get to work a hell of a lot quicker 🙂

Theres another speedboat. They really did take advantage of that deal they got from acme speedboats! Brilliant times.

I remember my mum screaming when I spilled orange-juice whilst doing Meccano on the big-table (the biggest of the nest...the King table) it was so sad that the green faux-leather was marked because and I quote: "They were the same nest of tables as the ones on Bullseye!" 😂🤣😂🤣🙈 Ex council-house boy and proud! 🏆🇬🇧

@MosesDeLaRoses

Жыл бұрын

Your childhood makes the film 'Kes' look like Downton Abbey. 10/10

@Isleofskye

Ай бұрын

Have you any more interesting stories that you could share especially if any tale involves that Nest Of Tables..?

2:30 Worth a fortune = Worthless

You've won the speedboat! Where do you live?...... Birmingham Jim..... Well you can ride around on the canals in style now!!

@MosesDeLaRoses

Жыл бұрын

No Ebay in those days either

@David.L291

3 ай бұрын

​@@MosesDeLaRosesneither

@MosesDeLaRoses

3 ай бұрын

@@David.L291 Definitely either. Go and take your face for a s**t

@TheTruthKiwi

Ай бұрын

Canals or gutters?

"I'm a literacy teacher" JIM "Teaching Semi Illiterates"

Sadly, after Jim's passing, the beneficiaries searched his garden and found 7, slightly used, speedboats,4 Caravans,3 Beautiful "Nest Of Tables" and the scattered remains of Bernard Matthews, which hadn't been gobbled up, so to speak. Bootiful...

I reckon Jim had a couple of cheeky lines backstage on this one. Bootiful!

“Just housewife” bloody hell

@deletebilderberg

3 жыл бұрын

Better days mate.

@martinputt6421

3 жыл бұрын

@@deletebilderberg Yeah for sexists not for intelligent people

@ringpiece1909

2 жыл бұрын

@@martinputt6421 Whatever Kevin

@martinputt6421

2 жыл бұрын

@@ringpiece1909 What does that insult even mean? if it's meant to be offensive to me then it doesn't work.

@martinworld7214

5 ай бұрын

@@martinputt6421 sorry Derek

"worth a fortune" says Jim, knowing that its gonna get sold!! Lol. Kx

@Isleofskye

3 ай бұрын

LOL. He says it twice as the reality hits them that they have won something that did not want or need...:)

That guy was a bastard, I was cameraman once recording a show he was part of, he did a stand up comedy act and decided to come over and say "If you film me I'll wrap that fucking camera round your neck! - this is my act and it's copyright!" - I simply replied "you only have to ask mate", then sat stony faced through his whole act - which was just a long tirade of racist, and sexist rants.

@jpip1382

5 ай бұрын

Who, Jim Bowen?

@Sgt_Bill_T_Co

5 ай бұрын

Yes it was. I was making a promo film for the social club of a local company at the time. @@jpip1382

@martinworld7214

5 ай бұрын

@@jpip1382 no Tony Green.......smh

@GazzaAyrton

3 ай бұрын

​@@martinworld7214 LoL

@beakofthesouth2666

3 ай бұрын

Sounds like a bully

Rose West was hoping to win a new patio set...

@Isleofskye

Ай бұрын

More like a Dining Set with extra sharp carving knives..

"Does your wife work?" "No, she's just a housewife." 😂😂😂😂

'e married Yuku Unu

@MosesDeLaRoses

Жыл бұрын

Kitsch prizes, casual racism, Beatles trivia... Jim had it all

Thanks for this very funny upload the humour of which will be lost on younger members in the comments. I grew up in the eighties and what's strange watching it now is how normal and working class everybody seems delivery drivers , warehouse managers, taxi drivers, housewives. And just the fact everybody is quite nervous and timid. Contrast that with today when contestants on TV shows act as if they've been on TV all their lives! Full of it. I miss the Britain of those non woke non reality TV days. I'm really nostalgic. In fact I wish I could back!.

@irishcountryman4866

Жыл бұрын

The social media of nowadays has given people a swelled head and made them feel like they're all celebrities.

@thomasdonald3291

Жыл бұрын

I was born in 1990 but still get the 80s. Corny prizes, working class salt of the earth folks, I can see them now towing their new speedboat back home in their Allegro balancing a next of tables between them both

@timames4405

Жыл бұрын

The Contestants were often desperate for the cash and prizes. Of course there was the British schadenfreude when an obviously over confident couple gambled and lost.

@maratonlegendelenemirei3352

4 ай бұрын

@@irishcountryman4866 In the future everybody will be famous for 15 minutes.

@Isleofskye

3 ай бұрын

@@maratonlegendelenemirei3352Well, I enter my 8th decade in London, in May so I better think of something quick time.

They were all West Indian - nothing to be ashamed of lol

"That's just unfortunate."

I love Jim sliding and counting the wedge with his big gold Sov ring 👌🏻😆

@Isleofskye

3 ай бұрын

You must admit that it was a riveting watch seeing him do that on Prime Time TV...

That’s where men are men and sheep are careful hahahahaha

@chrisrowl5001

3 жыл бұрын

@Ali B oh go and fuckin play on the m6 ya bellend

Bullseye was brilliant

"the bullseye is worth £200...OK!!!“

Jim never made a contestant feel at ease. Terrible banter

@bigjob7551

3 ай бұрын

Jim was fine.

@brianmorecombe2726

Ай бұрын

He just took the piss.It was allowed back then,even in 1982

@rumplestiltskin3653

2 күн бұрын

Patronising everybody,

2:35 "Worth a fortune" I think he was suggesting "Yes, most people aren't by the sea so I don't know why they keep buying speed boats for the show but just sell it".

ROSE WEST ON BULLSEYE

Jim with the cash gold ring and gold watch and got shares in the speed boat company, and a backhander from argos, great smashing super

Terrific editing. Superb. Great.

(Hits red) “Black...”

RIP Jim xx

@robbiekop7

3 жыл бұрын

Garlic bread 🍞 his classic line from Phoenix Nights

@Sgt_Bill_T_Co

2 жыл бұрын

I hope that means 'Rot In Perpetuity' That man was a racist, sexist bastard.

@MosesDeLaRoses

Жыл бұрын

'Jim Bowen will never be as old as he looks' Bernard Manning

1:20 Rose West !

Who the hell though that speedboats where a good prize

@broombroomstickempahpahsti4441

2 жыл бұрын

Haha they are dangerous as hell! They may as well have given them a helecopter.

@mr.y.mysterious.video1

Жыл бұрын

the speedboat marketing association of great britain.

@killerrabbit2693

3 ай бұрын

​@@mr.y.mysterious.video1 Or SMAOGB for short

Ooh those nested tables!

So cheesy but so addictive 🎯

@apathyintheuk265

3 жыл бұрын

Just the best in quality low quality entertainment. Good editing for this piece made it.

0.28 Nice to see Rose West having a bit of Bully. Seems they like to have a serial killer or 2 on to lift the ratings.

@lewisx410

2 ай бұрын

John Cooper was a serial killer

Smashing super great!

As someone pointed out "Wife. All going well BORING" @ 57 seconds..😀

Obsessed with Bullsesye got series link on challenge tv watch it all the time. 😀🎯🎯🎯

@eddiepurple

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, it's easy to fall down a Bullseye rabbit hole. I made this video after about 3 months of watching Bullseye every night. I feel better now.

@lextalonis839

4 жыл бұрын

This is true entertainment. Yeah I have been down that rabbit hole myself. Great compilation.

@rogerhalliwell3104

4 жыл бұрын

“From South Wales where men are men and sheep are careful!” 😆

@lextalonis839

4 жыл бұрын

“Yo-Ko-O-No.”....

"That's just unfortunate ! " lol 😂🤣

Amazing editing

Talk about joy immediately extinguished, they fluke a win then immediately the screen went up and they ran over to see their prize and it dawned on them what they had won you can sense them thinking what use is this? Bowen was trying to reassure them by saying its worth a fortune, its worth a fortune. On the secondhand market they would probably have been struggling to have got more than a £1000 for it in todays money.

@eddiepurple

11 ай бұрын

I love his "worth a fortune" comment, I heard that whenever someone won a car on Family Fortunes, Les would whisper "DON'T TURN THE KEY!", because after the show they offered the contestants a favourable sale back to the car suppliers, with the car untouched. I wonder if 1982 Central TV had the same deal, or if they just let everyone work it out themselves?

What do you with a speedboat in Tredegar, ride it down the valley?

Fantastic! just what I wanted, i live 100 miles from the water and I win a Speedboat?

“It’s worth a fortune”.... but useless in the Welsh Valley.

Rosemary West was pleased with her speedboat.

@toniwillcocks6457

10 ай бұрын

Rose West was going to the off licence for a few tinnies Fred said "I could murder a few Tennents"😂

Check out Jim,s mucky tenners!!!

RIP Tony Green the darts commentator.

Brilliant 👏

How many murderers were on this, first John Copper now Rose West 🤔

@quaid667

Жыл бұрын

Bully was on the rambunctious side. In the latter days he almost took out Jim every week just as the show started. Oh yeah, Bully was quite a c***.

Please spell... Sarcastic bastard..for me love.

Need to buy a chainsaw for the speedboat or flog it over in calais

Rumour has it that there's a speedboat languishing under a tarp on a driveway in Tredegar to this very day...

I used to watch this back in the day, some of the most compelling and cringeworthy TV ever made (2nd only to 3-2-1)

@MosesDeLaRoses

Жыл бұрын

Who would have won in an 80s fist fight, Jim or Ted?

Can anyone tell me when he teamed up as The Chuckle Brothers.

That’s the nest of tables…and they really are beautiful tables…PMSL😂😂😂

1:23 Nothing unexpected about that these days. Jim was a visionary.

@MosesDeLaRoses

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. No man could mock catatonic yokels or give away Teasmades with the same lightheartedness as JB. Fun fact: Jim was in his early 30s when he presented Bullseye

@jadler457

Жыл бұрын

​@@MosesDeLaRoses 😂

Jim is like the crookedest salesman you could ever meet

@MosesDeLaRoses

Жыл бұрын

Agreed. I've always said JB was essentially the Lancashire Mike Reid

Does Jim Bowen actually say "Boring" at 57 seconds?!

@eddiepurple

Жыл бұрын

One of the reasons I love Jim, absolutely no filter on what he's thinking. When contestents lose the big prize, his annoyance that they've wasted everyone's Sunday evening.

@Isleofskye

3 ай бұрын

@@eddiepurplelol Hilarious :)

They won a speedboat and they're from Tredegar in the Welsh valleys!

Legend!

That bloke who looked like John Major especially on the side view lol 😂

Was just on... they came back on and won the speedboat 3rd place 👍

@eddiepurple

3 жыл бұрын

It's genuinely the best ever episode of Bullseye, impossible to beat.

@rhysyapp1819

3 жыл бұрын

@@eddiepurple I work with him thought he was taking the the piss at 1st lol

@rhysyapp1819

3 жыл бұрын

@Threehundredpages Pages almost 73

@rhysyapp1819

3 жыл бұрын

@Threehundredpages Pages yes mate

@rhysyapp1819

3 жыл бұрын

@Threehundredpages Pages who shall I say its from lol

"Come on...come on. Look at it! It's worth a fortune...a fortune!"

@Isleofskye

3 ай бұрын

LOL to deflect their disappointment winning something they neither wanted or needed..

Nester can have those tables back...ffs

£180 in 1982 is £618.06 in todays money

Jim sure was a specky bam.

@FinkDial666

Жыл бұрын

F'koff ya preck

Rose west on bullseye

Series 2. Jim was about 30 here

180 quid was a lot of money back then

"Worth a fortune, worth a fortune." We didn't pay a fortune for it, like.

If I won a speedboat on Bullseye I would have sold it the money back then was more beneficial that’s for sure! People were not gambling the 240 they won because they knew it would have come in handy for a couple of weeks!

Oh no ! The dreaded cheap speedboat. 🤣

Didn’t we watch some shit back then!

When a contestant won a car and didn’t drive !! Not as bad as not driving and then winning a caravan !

You've won 150 pounds it take me five minutes to count it out so let's have a commercial break. Must of been slow at maths Jim

“They were all West Indian” 😂

Any1 got the full episode please?

@eddiepurple

3 жыл бұрын

It was on KZread but I can't see it now, I'll have a look and see if I can find the full episode on my hard drive.

This would have been so funny if you could have edited it properly so we could not see the tiny jump cuts..

Just watched this episode on challenge, and Tony Green got the score wrong on the end game.

They must have run out of tumbleweed many times over.

really enjoyed this

That's where men are men .. and sheep are careful 🤣 I'm steeling this one cheers Jim

Taking the piss out of the Norfolk pair. Bootiful! lol

Speedboat in Tredegar!

'Men are men and sheep are careful..' Did he actually fucking say that 😂🤣😂🙈🙈🙈

@MosesDeLaRoses

Жыл бұрын

I made the same joke in a Welsh pub during Euro 2016. I was attacked with bricks and broken bottles. Luckily the ambulance came. And by ambulance I mean two blokes in cloth caps with a stretcher

@alexgravelle164

4 ай бұрын

​@@MosesDeLaRoses I wonder where they got bricks from in a pub 🤔😂

@Isleofskye

3 ай бұрын

@@alexgravelle164 It was The Bricklayer's Arms...

9th January 1983

Speed boat of cousre!

@0rbit80y

3 жыл бұрын

please spell....... 'course'

If Bullseye were on today the lefties would take issue with Jim's mildly non PC humour as opposed to the shoddy prizes

The West Indian gag made me wet my breeches. #