I can't believe Jeff Goldblum's dead. Also, I'll be streaming Cities Skylines on Twitch in an hour from now!

@thequ5914

5 жыл бұрын

earth ends?

@johnstamosfan9917

5 жыл бұрын

A god was here 35 seconds ago

@stasiawuxhere

5 жыл бұрын

YAY Can you do another sewage volcano maybe

@geertjepeertje05

5 жыл бұрын

RTGame im Coming!

@TommyGAMING

5 жыл бұрын

NO IM AT FOOTBALL TRAINING

I love how its not even 50 seconds in and RT has already managed to fail the simplest task of keeping a baby dinosaur enclosed, allowing it to somehow blow up an entire building and setting fire to multiple customers.

@angelfco5089

5 жыл бұрын

xD

@tigershark8867

5 жыл бұрын

And that's only 2% of its power.

@omegasynth2775

5 жыл бұрын

35 Seconds to be exact.

@Noobie2k7

5 жыл бұрын

baby dinosaur throwing molotov cocktails into shops. It's starting the revolution less than half a minute into the video.

@bheronz

4 жыл бұрын

I... honestly expected more.

“Overall good day but Percival ate my child.” So it was a *great* day, then?

@axethannanth

3 жыл бұрын

E

@keepitclassy3254

3 жыл бұрын

E

@spiritorange8325

3 жыл бұрын

F

@elius1548

3 жыл бұрын

E

@faizozigi869

3 жыл бұрын

E

"It's just a baby" *explosion in balloon shop* "WHAT!"

@soapscope3721

4 жыл бұрын

The helium shortage hit hard, my friend. Had to switch over to hydrogen. Again.

@insertcreativityhere7747

3 жыл бұрын

Even the babies are one of the most dangerous animals in the world so I built this cage so there’s no way it could possibly *oh my gosh*

“This park was the worst park I’ve ever seen!” Five Stars...

@Taypokemon

5 жыл бұрын

This is the best park ever two stars

@fridaesr8724

5 жыл бұрын

LOGIC, BY PARKASAURUS

@MrRulet550

5 жыл бұрын

666 likes

@dimyell

4 жыл бұрын

Also their first park

@outrunfungus43

4 жыл бұрын

6 and a half I don’t have 9 only 2 (lol)

Imagine having a good time at the park, then hear _Country Road,_ then see a swarm of triceratops come at you as you begin to hum the tune, eyes closed, arms open, embracing the inevitable.

@Isogyre_

5 жыл бұрын

Then you step off a landmine

@toothbrush6365

5 жыл бұрын

Then A Thousand meteors strike your city

@mladen7641

5 жыл бұрын

Everyone in the subcomment section just described 2012 (And that one Doctor Who episode)

@smellyclementineshorrifyin5973

5 жыл бұрын

The Avien RL159_5 and then you see a can on the ground

@fiddleriddlediddlediddle

5 жыл бұрын

And then they build a Starbucks on your body.

"The sun was too bright. 2 stars." lmao

@aprettycoolname4839

5 жыл бұрын

4 stars*

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

@@aprettycoolname4839 it was 2 stars in the video, are you trolling or something? if you are trolling it's not funny

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

@Mistjor yeah i was late but it was two stars unless there were two different reviews that said "the sun was too bright"

@hazeltree7738

2 жыл бұрын

Guys c'mon, the sun is only one star

"streamer dies live on air" funeral was great, 2 stars

@jalenware4722

5 жыл бұрын

2 stars

@oppahomelessstyle3744

5 жыл бұрын

10/10 would recommend. ⭐️

Randy, the park food vendor, had finally had enough of guests stealing all the ketchup packets, so he sabotaged the fence of the dinosaur exhibit. That would teach those insufferable paying guests to steal ketchup and brag about it in yelp reviews.

Not even thirty seconds in and a dinosaur is already on the loose, and fifteen seconds later, the park is on fire.

@SiegfriedoExMachina

5 жыл бұрын

Just your average RTGame video~

@TheWeekndGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Not as bad as cities skylines cause after 3 seconds he’s bombing it with meteors

@insertmemorableusernameher6795

5 жыл бұрын

That's every rt game video

“Mildred is strong, Edie is weak. Feed Edie to Mildred” made me laugh way harder than I should have

It is impossible to tell when these videos came out based on the content, I just saw this for the first time, thought it was new, I check and boom, it came out 3 years ago. All of rt’s content is quality, and completely ageless and it’s amazing

@RTGame

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, you're very kind!

@1o1nah

2 жыл бұрын

So many videos are highly rewatchable

@Johnmaloney1962

5 ай бұрын

Try 5 years now

@BierBart12

5 ай бұрын

I watched this when it came out and honestly thought it was at most 1 year ago

**Gets eaten by dinosaur** "Hmmm, yeah, I think I'd like to have my wedding here."

"my dinos escaped? no they didn't" [2 seconds pass] "OH MY GOD THEY DID"

"Edie just killed that woman" **Random Kid in Background** "Woah!!!" Lol.

"Edie just ate that woman" *Child cries of joy in background*

“It’s just a baby Dino-“ *Building explodes*

-Welcome to Jurassic Park- *Welcome to Blackpool Park*

@thequ5914

5 жыл бұрын

stickmaster500 why you literally everywhere

@lura8040

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Genocide Park

@Keegstar

5 жыл бұрын

park of 1000 dreams!

@AndreasRibergaard

5 жыл бұрын

jurassic world evolution for poor people

@memerboi69.0

5 жыл бұрын

home of buggyjfghcththtfyhtf dino

*Madman revives dinosaurs with the sole intent of feeding Fortnite youtubers to them.* Scratch that. A genius revives dinosaurs with the sole intent of feeding Fortnite youtubers to them.

@shot-gi6mr

5 жыл бұрын

I personally like fortnite but I hate fortnite youtubers and I also hate the magority of fortnite's fanbase so I agree.

@lumbagouncle800

5 жыл бұрын

I’m bored of fortnite so feed it to the dinos

@Keegstar

5 жыл бұрын

I play fortnite and I agree with this

@ethantaylor5425

5 жыл бұрын

Genius man, it's spelled genius

@SmileytheSmile

5 жыл бұрын

@@ethantaylor5425 Sorry, genious is one of the words I always spell wrong, alongside canser and sence.

it's adorable how the chat cares so much about RT

@khiplouke9883

5 жыл бұрын

Well there were some who wanted an Africa accident again. so they wanted to have RT leave for a bit in attempt to cause chaos.

@caedisnightingale5575

5 жыл бұрын

Phil Chaffer Africa incident?

@CubicleComa369

4 жыл бұрын

@@caedisnightingale5575 in one of his city skylines videos, where the map is a custom one generated to look like the Earth, he left for two minutes and the entirety of the African coast was set ablaze

@thatoneidiotontheinternet7874

4 жыл бұрын

*Bless the flames down in Africa*

@astra3766

4 жыл бұрын

Kalib Alsaeid It honestly is though

Should have hired more security to station specifically at the ketchup stands.

Last time i was this early ross bob was feeding the cat

@HondaN-rl3ls

5 жыл бұрын

rip ross bob

@fetsexe2274

5 жыл бұрын

Those were better times...

@lobinhookami

5 жыл бұрын

Rip ross bob :(

@locan9937

5 жыл бұрын

too soon, pal.

@gladiatordude3723

5 жыл бұрын

NOOOOOO

Jurassic Virginia

@timingegg7723

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@timingegg7723

5 жыл бұрын

Triple oof

@thequ5914

5 жыл бұрын

almost heaven

@tun7317

5 жыл бұрын

@@thequ5914 west virginiaaaa

@timingegg7723

5 жыл бұрын

pentuple oof

I'm definitely tuning in for one of your streams, I've just binged like 50 of your videos over the last week! I can't imagine what it's like live

@libby2648

5 жыл бұрын

Aidan Harris At one point during his more recent streams, he nearly started playing Kahoot. I kid you not.

@Hawkins676767

5 жыл бұрын

Today he struggled for about half an hour trying to figure out how dams work. It was hilarious.

@melonbals5512

5 жыл бұрын

I just want him to do a kahoot and people are free to hack and whatever

@superclaw900

5 жыл бұрын

Aidan Harris it's pretty shit and boring, honestly its only worth watching highlights like these.

@Ali-sk8ee

5 жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing you here Aidan

The best video youve ever made. A true work of art. ☆☆

@NewkahNetwerk

3 жыл бұрын

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Brilliant, great video. ⭐⭐

@ItzWhiz_

5 жыл бұрын

EeveeMaster547 I agree

@XenoSlayer113

5 жыл бұрын

Amazing KZreadr 10/10 ⭐

@markaldrichsoria466

5 жыл бұрын

Not enough sarcasm. *Five Stars*

@Sir_Steven

5 жыл бұрын

Needs more water. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@Saveord

5 жыл бұрын

Great content ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

RT: guys im fine im just talking to much! Chat: RT GET WATER!!! RT I CALLED 911!!!

@slimyratbastard5113

4 жыл бұрын

Whats the joke or story behind this??? Please & thank you

@barnardsloop01

4 жыл бұрын

@@slimyratbastard5113 did you watch the video

@slimyratbastard5113

4 жыл бұрын

@@barnardsloop01 ?

Rt proves that every game has a broken side..

@markaldrichsoria466

5 жыл бұрын

The new scientific law.

_welcome to Jurassic Park_

@thezadartist2643

5 жыл бұрын

Dank Matter DR DR DR DR DRR DR DR DR DR DR DR DR DR DR DR DRRRR DRRRR

@TarigonTetradactyl

5 жыл бұрын

Dank Matter ur everywhere

@herbertlucas749

5 жыл бұрын

holyyy fuckinnnggg shiittttt itssss a dinossaaaaurrr

@lumbagouncle800

5 жыл бұрын

How u get italics

@lumbagouncle800

5 жыл бұрын

Eurobeat Guy I’m on iPad

Read their reviews sarcastically then the 2 star ratings will make sense.

@markaldrichsoria466

5 жыл бұрын

this is a true life hack right here.

@ezekielleveriza4071

5 жыл бұрын

R/lifehacks R/protips

@TonyKrZa

5 жыл бұрын

r/foundthemobileuser

@RotmgTrollerFan

5 жыл бұрын

TonyKrZa r/foundthecapitalracists

@hollyfelis4197

5 жыл бұрын

even then, 7:21 "God, these dinosaurs are UGLY." like, what kinda fuckin' picky asshole do you have to be??

0:42 gotta love how calm some of these people are while on fire.

Leaves the stream for two minutes to get a glass of water Comes back and people in the stream are jokingly saying the dinosaurs have escaped Turns out the dinosaurs have actually escaped and chaos starts XD

So you created jurassic park, but the people dont know they're paying to be eaten Edit: thanks for the likes, I never had this many!

@odintheprole6068

5 жыл бұрын

So... Jurassic Park?

@blob7282

5 жыл бұрын

well If I went to a park with real dinosaurs... 1. I wouldn't 2. I wouldn't 3. I'm not food 4. I wouldn't

@ok-co3lq

5 жыл бұрын

haha

@Udontkno7

5 жыл бұрын

1. I would. 2. I will. 3. I must. 4. I need.

@sugoistalin7809

5 жыл бұрын

So... regular jurassic park then?

waiting for that west virginia saurus

@MoarCrossovers

5 жыл бұрын

Should I search for dinosaurs that lived in West Virginia and start a Kickstarter solely for resurrecting that species?

@MoarCrossovers

5 жыл бұрын

Bad news: no dinosaur fossils have been found in West Virginia. Only footprints and droppings.

@ianlehman8342

5 жыл бұрын

*West Pangeaaa, Volcanic momma!!*

@DoABarrelRol1l

5 жыл бұрын

Pls I want Mountain Moma the dinosaur

RT should’ve taken John Hammond’s place. He would’ve made an “amazing” park with “amazing security” making sure nothing went “wrong”

@charlottenuttall1750

5 жыл бұрын

Spared no expense

@omnical6135

3 жыл бұрын

he would've made the customers "happy"

What if humans were the ones who went extinct by meteors and dinosaurs were the most educated species

RT+Dinosaurs+innocent customers = a flawless death with flawless execution.

This video is the best i've ever seen! *2 Stars*

@dexterwilliams2520

5 жыл бұрын

This comment reminded me of the days of old when you rated videos with stars. Thank you so much for pleasing this old soul. *_T W O S T A R S_*

@madsdam808

5 жыл бұрын

God bless ye

*there's always money in the banana stand*

@BocchiTheGlock021

5 жыл бұрын

NO TOUCHING

Ahhh the good times when Percival ate someone's kid.

So this is how the reign of the destroyer of West Virginia first started

@thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690

5 жыл бұрын

Mountain mama

@itz_rubiez9498

5 жыл бұрын

Whats your username on roblox

@FMD9K

5 жыл бұрын

Take me home

@Deltexterity

5 жыл бұрын

Fuffo Toooo the placeeeeee I BELOOOONGGGG WEST VIRGINIA REEEEEEEEEE

8:36 "Streamer dies live on air. Gets F in chat" I lost it at that. This is why I love you RT

My name is Edie and honestly, I've just accepted being called Eddie

@Serdexmethylphenidate

5 жыл бұрын

same

6:59 I have.... 2 Number Cheese number cheese is large number Cheese,... 2 number 49'cheese 1 with Extra Mega cHEeze and a Large Cheese soda. -Cheese Smoke

@swagmaster47625

4 жыл бұрын

Heinz Doofenshmirtz We serve *C H E E S E* here

Don't worry Kevin's got ya back #JIMPICKENS

Not even one minuet in and he already burns the place down. LOVE IT

Me: *switches tab for a sec* RT: omg they escaped **various screaming** oh noooo

Milo ate my family But over all a good trip 4 stars

You should play Green Hell because it’s has all sorts of stuff like animals that kills you,people who kill you,plants that kill you,and insects that kills you so there are my reasons and I want to see how long you survive

@markaldrichsoria466

5 жыл бұрын

I think if RT plays Green Hell, the things that kill you should be afraid then.

@harrypotamus4968

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but the rest of the day is pretty enjoyable otherwise.

@aprettycoolname4839

5 жыл бұрын

4 stars

This video was great 2 stars

"This theme park sucks and everyone but me died :(" five stars

The guy with the review about his son is probably me when I'll be a parent tbh.

*I would rate this video two stars.*

Best video ever. Nothing better will ever appear on the internet. This made my day. 0.000001 stars

@Edgeperor

5 жыл бұрын

321 shot1000 I mean, nothing better than that number of stars ever appears on the internet today...

Shopkeep: dino escape! *Light a match* you never take me alive!!!! Employee: um......it like 3Ft long and leafy eater it not going t-*explodes*

This is an Amazing park thank you for showing how creative you are 2 stars

RTGame? RTreeGame. ROCKTREEGAME.

@deathburn4329

5 жыл бұрын

Rootin Tootin Games

@thomasw4422

5 жыл бұрын

Rumble Tumble games

There's nothing like relaxing while you eat chips and drink cola while listen to the newest I want die song 🙃

"the food was AMAZING at dino park". so that's what ate the kid

I don't believe "clean up the can" is referring to a can on the ground hahaha

@gyppygirl2021

5 жыл бұрын

pick up that can

@RichardCox0

5 жыл бұрын

dont leave that can just lying around cmon clean it up

Little Timmy has been through alot

@masonsykes2240

5 жыл бұрын

So has his sister Lex

When it’s october and there are dinosaurs Dinosaur remains: I NEED THE HUMAN MONCH

I watched the entire livestream and it warmed my heart. RT my man is like the best streamer in my opinion. His imagination and creation and his destruction tearing it all down combined with his humor makes me smile.

0:39 That is a Very Good Question. WHY _DID_ THE _BALLOON SHOP_ EXPLODE!?

Ehh I think the park needs more trees, obiously placed with PRECISION.

The customer service was abysmal and there's no Harry Hill. * * * * * 5 stars

I love chats admiration and respect towards Edie

Great video, gave me a chuckle *two stars*

Jurassic roads, take me home TO THE PLACE I BELONGGG JURASSIC VIRGINIA

Just showing those dinos a good time

"Streamer dies live on air... gets F in chat" -RT 2018

RT going silent with laughter is my favorite thing ever *two stars*

The quality content we deserve

And that's how food is saved for poor people.

When does the meteor hit the city?

@jorymundy5428

5 жыл бұрын

TSS Harley when it gets more than two stars

Had a great time watching this video. Excellent commentary. The humor was spot on. And the content was was some of the best stuff on KZread. I recommend it!!! *2/5 STARS*

★★☆☆☆ Wow this video was great! Keep it up!

Overall, really great video, the editing is efficient and the Irish guy is HILARIOUS. 2 stars.

@RyzawaVT

5 жыл бұрын

2 fucking stars...

"Best thing ever. Everr." 2 Stars "I slept on a bench." 4 Stars

Boy this video was brilliant had all the comedy and everything would watch again. Two Stars

less than a minute in and you've already set everyone on fire, good job

jurassic world 3 confirmed

@csdgay

5 жыл бұрын

*3

@bowlerexrs3770

5 жыл бұрын

I know where your profile pic is from Sly and i love it.

I can't believe how fast you got this out I was watching the live stream at 10ish and a couple hours later boom out.

Ever RT video has a under theme of chaos and I love it

Love your Videos! You're my favorite youtuber of all RT! 2/5 stars.

Sees the title. OH MY GOD YES

Barely 40 seconds into the video and it has already gone bad... *PERFECT*

Absolutely amazing video, No flaws whatsoever. Two stars.

Its not gonna get THAT far

The part where Mildred was on the loose cracked me up. No stars

7:55 that one person who's so happy their bubble vibrates vigorously

i was fatalbert! thank you for the kind messages, RT, really made my day. you have so much going for this channel!!

Great video. My fave of Rts so far. 2/10

Had such a good time! *Percival* even ate my kid for me =D

This is, by far, my favorite video on this channel. ⭐️ ⭐️

I never imagined that Jurassic Park would look this cool. Thanks Daniel, very cool!

Chat went from 'Sacrifice Edie' to 'Stop Edie'.

"The sun was too bright" oh yeah you're seeing the light man, you're gonna die :V

@AsG_Alligator

5 жыл бұрын

The sun is a deadly lazer.

This has to be one of the best Twitch and KZread community’s I have ever seen, the hate on Edie to the work on Vault 666. Thank you RT

I don't know what's more realistic, the dinosaurs or the in-game yelp reviews.