43:30 This reminds me of the episode when you bought a billion pounds worth of trains and broke the game.

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Worth it.

@cieramist1

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@ossiedunstan4419

3 жыл бұрын

How, I spent 1.7 and not even a pause in the game .

That ending just scared me........

"Thank you Sade." I laughed out loud. This is why I watch (and for the trains.)

"Totally Tropical Transport Fever Two!" Oh Col, advanced alliteration always has an audacious appeal.

@METALFREAK03

4 жыл бұрын

Frankly Fantastic Flippin' Films he creates, indeed

I'm hyped for the foot production :)

the end was the most stressfull its been in a bit. the failure lives on!

Colonel, you are like a favourite TV series, you can never get enough of your videos and especially this series.

Puts in 3 tracks at the Food Factory for use by 3 lines, only uses 2 of them......

@philipbossy4834

4 жыл бұрын

Because reasons.

You've made quite the mess there at the end, didn't you?

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Yup.

I love that we are getting so many of these videos. Thank you.

Colonel, I’m intrigued in this series as to why you always seem to start laying track intersections with the outer track first, then try to squeeze the inner track (which is crossing over a track) second and always get the dreaded ‘construction not possible? Whilst I recognise your ‘unique’ building style, may i suggest trying the other way round, and saving a few mumbles, grumbles and (blasphemy!) unneeded bulldozing! Also you appear to be running trains in two directions on one piece of track... should probably do something about that 🤔 Loving the series, keep up the excellent entertainment! Cant wait to get my hands on this myself :)

This was fun. I saw you take what would have been a simple interchange 4 to 2 interchange and make it into the Bailey Yard approach from hell. Totally worth the like.

Bravo! Foot production is running!

Bravo, old boy, thats one heck of a junction at the farm end. Absolute marvellous chaos.

3 days to the relesse of TF2 guys hows the hype for it ? :)

@zemeem3295

4 жыл бұрын

TpF2*

@MrStabby19812

4 жыл бұрын

Totally hyped hope I get time to play it before the weekend.

Return of google assistant 😀 (24:32)

Oh, that was so enjoyable, brings back memory's of Arrr ummm ahhh .... Train Fever

@vincewilson1

4 жыл бұрын

Train Fever is a dirty word! That game was a nightmare compared to Transport Fever and now we have the even better Transport Fever 2.

Hubs Hubs Hubs i love them i can't wait to see this working

Watching the mess at the end knowing it could have all been avoided with just a minute of pre-dispatch signal placement was mildly infuriating, but that's part of what makes this series unique. Can't wait to get my hands on this game. Also looking forward to the other ambitious foot projects that surely await in future episodes.

The intro music before bombastic gives me Firefly vibes. Good stuff.

You could simply add another track to the food production station on the left side (looking from MCO towards the plant). That way you could hook Food Production Alpha to it and it wouldn't interfere with the other lines which could be sorted with a simple diamond before the station.

I'm smashing my head into the like button for sure after a video like this.

I wonder if it is immediately obvious to newer viewers of the channel that the initial bit before the intro is actually a spoiler for the video. The real good news is that the Colonel is making an absolute ton of money which is making him senseless.

Seeing that you had the money and the abiliy to quickly connect the third track at the food production plant got on my nerves. Also you maybe want to look at that station, when you configured it you didn't replace regular track with station track to maximize the length of the station. I am sure you will be able to untangle the whole thing, here's hoping you show it on video instead of just showing the finished product.

@Tsass0

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, no point that mate, just bodch the track through

@lloydg9383

4 жыл бұрын

Right. But we've all made these mistakes in games like this while not even trying to commentate at the same time.

Alpha into platform 3 on its own, Bravo & Distribution into 1/2 with a crossover and all your problems would be solved. Good stress reliever shouting at the screen in the morning Colonel!

my good colonel, you have cause me a lot of pain, I tried to do what you build here in my OTTD game, it ended bad:( But now I know the at most limits of the game.:)

Behold, I am wholly engaged with your most bodacious of videos, my fine man.

You need to rebuild the junction at the processing plant and put the third platform into use!

Selling trains you don't ned to send to depot first. The depot button has sub options, one is a $ sign which is to instantly sell. Enjoying your series.

really enjoying this series, so much so now have the game on pre order. Though i suspect I will spend more time watching this than playing.

10/10. You should do 2 uploads a day 😅 Thank you for great content.

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Once I'm earning enough to replace my day job I'll do just that.

@scotthughes5056

4 жыл бұрын

@@colonelfailure How do you manage a day job and still pump out all these great videos ? Do you just do a marathon session on a Sunday and cut it all up ?

@hasankc1912

4 жыл бұрын

@@colonelfailure Livestream some

Bit of a shambles today! Missed using a station by Mega City One pickup with passing lines (round the outside platforms so the train turning around don't have to cross before they are up to speed) which would have avoided some junctions. Also on FD Alpha no point trying to get it onto the main track, just makes for a horrific junction!

Cant wait for it to come. Out and with all the vids I had thought it already was. Was disappointed after I bought it that I have to wait till the 11th

I'm glad we had colonel failure to tell its been colonel failure in case we forgot who we were watching for the last near hour thank you colonel failure.

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

All part of the service.

ha ha - loved it - Great stuff...

Don't forget to compare power ratings, too. A heavy goods trains with higher pulling power may work out faster in the long run than one with a higher top speed because it can accelerate a lot faster from stops.

Sir Topham Hatt would be proud.

Awesome video again

The fix is simple, reassign the Bravo line to platform 2, you currently have it set on platform 3 hence its inability to turn around on the correct track, double check the track crossovers. Delete all the cross overs then put them back in to double check you have them correct as I believe you are missing one simple little piece from platform 2 back to 1 or similar

in today's epsiode, the colonel discovers a usefull feature from TPF 1 in TPF 2! hooray for powerrating!

Return of the goods hub. My waiting is over and the counter is out for the rebuilding of tracks, junctions and the station 😁

Lol, he makes bantering funny!

1890 and the platforms have got 21st century lighting on them lol 0:28

With Food Production Bravo run it along another double track line next to the Distribution line and have it enter into Platform 1. It's better to keep freight routes from sharing same track as another.

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Says you.

"What a hell have I been building?" Well, misaligning stations and doing loops, mostly ;)

6:10 At least he didn't tell Daphne that he likes trains. Hoooo boy.

It's painful. It really is painful watching him blundering about not knowing what he's done wrong. and it's bloody beautiful.

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

I know exactly what I'm doing. I'm creating a fertile environment for viewer interaction.

You should deliver more machines to towns and you could use the fairlee steam locomotive on a shunting route

When you're looking at the terminal screen of a station, the colored number tells you what stop number the station is on the line. You need the white number all the way on the left to tell you what terminal the line is using.

@rickboivin7732

4 жыл бұрын

Also, view the station horizontally when reassigning platforms. You always view your stations vertically and the interface doesn't work that way.

Perhaps / hopefully there is a setting to force the use of a depot to sell stuff.

A dedicated track for grain run b might make things smoother

Oh my... what a mess at the end!

Colonel Failure For President !!!!! oh you have one ;( Well But Colonel Failure will be a Bigger One , a Better One YEEEEAAAAAASSSSS :D :D :D

If you make those ginormous American style freight trains, do you need the platform to be the same length? I couldnt fit many that large in!

I'm just worried that you put in to long of delivery trains at first. The amount of food that's going to be delivered to the Hub won't be enough to fill the delivery trains as long as they are till you get more delivery from the hub and probably more grain into the food factory to fill out the hub. I'm pretty sure that it takes 800 food to fill out a food factory because of the 2/1 ratio. I love your videos, Keep up the good work!!

Make it go back to the depot - it causes chaos and that’s fun! YES, COLONEL. Have I ever agreed more with you? I don’t remember!

I agree, I've been colonel failure

Oh, a freight hub ! *grabs popcorn, coffee, cigarettes and expects the mother of a hell of a mess* Leads me to the question at what moment of my life I became a masochist ... As always very entertaining anyway. :-)

400 episodes, wow this is going to be a long series, bu long series are good :)

@arjunsatheesh7609

4 жыл бұрын

He will end up doing 4 or 5 series of about 50-70 videos and we will end up with 400+ videos of TF2 anyway.

@bjarnenilsson80

4 жыл бұрын

Arjun Satheesh oh yey, well I tend to take oeople a bit to literaly, your take on thar peticular cooment makes more semce

@arjunsatheesh7609

4 жыл бұрын

@@bjarnenilsson80 I am saying that based on how he did TF1. Also I feel the Colonel was not being literal there.

@METALFREAK03

4 жыл бұрын

@@arjunsatheesh7609 it was said in gest but will probably turn true.

Have you guys seen the night mode mod on the workshop?

Are you sure that there is enough space for cargo in that farm station?

How to get irone ore industry to get more iron? Can I add 2 more with sandbox mode at the same station? 3 iron ore mines linked with the train station only..?

miss a cross at the end lol

Press F for Daphne's husband (6:09)

So I take it that 'Terrain Alignment Collision' isn't a thing anymore.

i just found your videos. did not know that dutch plays TF2 lol

Hello youtube, I endorse this video.

I like this, and also did not paste it.

Oh go on and produce some FEET!! ROFLMAO!!

You SUPER MONSTER TRANSPORT FEVER 😊 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

More Foot production!

I would run one train per platform

I am jus curious, is this the only free play map? All TpF2 games i have seen streamed is tropical, cause if this is all(For free play) idk, if i would buy this. But keep the bulldozer rolling Col. *goes back to watching* Ignore everything I just typed, except for the watching part of course :-)

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Nope, it's because all the channels covering it had the exact same thought "show the new map style".

Unlucky 13 for some.

While I applaud the level of Foot Production, may I suggest a more generally accepted world form - Metre Production. Plus you'll be producing just over 3 times as much...

Consider the like button smashed with ma face, cause you make the laughter come out of my face holes lmao

@colonelfailure

2 жыл бұрын

That's all I really care about.

Just curious...I was wondering how it is that you know so much about trains and "how" they work. Do you work with trains in "REAL LIFE"?...for a living?? I know that anytime I need to learn something more as to HOW to run a train "correctly", and how to lay my tracks and signals, I ALWAYS go back to your channel and watch your tutorials AGAIN.

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

I'd advise against that. I fiddle with it until it works. Sometimes I recall what worked previously.

@Tyrope

4 жыл бұрын

Signals are easy: Train goes that way? Put a signal that goes that way. Red flashy warning thingy? Remove and put signal the other way. Still red flashy warning thingy? You've got yourself a two-way track. Good luck!

@PsychicLord

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, the Colonel does not make the best use of signals and track junctions, he could do soooo much better if he used good signal discipline rather than 'plonking' them down [almost] willy-nilly.

@cieramist1

4 жыл бұрын

@@colonelfailure lol

You forgot to properly expand the food stations tracks and platforms

Why does this remind me of city skylines?

Does having longer platforms increase loading times for longer trains?

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Not that I've noticed, but it looks better.

You forgot capital city train delivery

The High Drama isn't making any money because it's running single track in competition with another service so it's waiting for a free path most of the time. See all the comments we made on the previous video for details. (unless you stealth fixed it and you just need more wagons)

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

I knew that already, and it's back to capacity now, but it only pays off at Zion.

Can you connect all the islands surrounding Waterdeep island together plz

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

I reckon.

BBC news intermezzo :-) Granted, the UK is pretty depressing television.

@Charles_Anthony

4 жыл бұрын

That made me laugh when his phone came on.

@METALFREAK03

4 жыл бұрын

also he said "Good News", I think the phone was being ironic recommending him the Beeb haha

Now *this* is what I like to see

THANK YOU

Fast-forwarding until The Idiot figures out the tracks aren't connected

24:37 RoFL....

In this episode, a grown man gets angry and cant understand "Terminals: 1, 2, 3" with colored lines representing "stop number 2" xD Its okay, it confused me as well, in the year 1852 when i was setting up my first multi-line truck stop, but hey xD

So... Daphne is single then?

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Last I heard.

Shouldn’t the lumber train be rerouted into the goods hub?

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

One step at a time.

@iLied12

4 жыл бұрын

Makes sense. Get food working first before messing with other industries.

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Right. That way I haven't broken all of it at once.

@iLied12

4 жыл бұрын

It does stop you from losing all your profits.

@iLied12

4 жыл бұрын

You’re good at what you do!

Oh Heck Yes!!

really just wanting them to get train turntables working in the game.

@papasmurfette007

4 жыл бұрын

Won't work because the Engine and the Consist cannot be separated. I'd love to see yard working - shunting, turntables, engine and carriage sheds, goods yards with multiple roads without platforms, etc. Maybe TpF3...

i read the other day, that the youtube algorithm likes comments, so just a random comment from me

@METALFREAK03

4 жыл бұрын

It does. This why I comment everywhere, all the time.

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your engagement.

@brightspark765

4 жыл бұрын

yeah, I saw another youtuber testing it out and for sure, comments help. ALOT. He made a question of the stream thing to try and cover it. Dunno if that works or not. Well @Colonel Failure do what you want with that info. ;) ... I had a totally blast watching this episode. Laughing and yelling at you.. :P ... well, one thing I am not satisfied about. You fixed the line before ending the episode. Now I can't complain about that!!! ;P .. okay okay... I rly did enjoy it. Keep it up! ;)

@jan4895

4 жыл бұрын

@@colonelfailure my pleasure. anyway? might there be a release day livestream? i mean, herself recommendet it, we want it, so just do it!

@colonelfailure

4 жыл бұрын

Stream is coming. Not where you're expecting it...

Colonel Failure: "I am earning so much consistent and stable income from the food route!" The $24 Million that is just sitting in his bank account: "I'm about to end this man's whole career"

Anyone knows if they finally implemented some "Dynamic Pathfinding"? (Double tracks, overtaking, load-balancing or something like "grouped track sections" between signals.. ) Or are we still stuck with trains just using 1 track and will wait an eternity while a completely empty track is sitting right in front of it.. (For example: multi-waypoints) Between signal group 1 and 2 they can use path A or B, and let it choose accordingly. (E.G: If track A is blocked, use switch to track B.. But always prefer the original route, this saves useless re-calculations because only the route between the signals has to be checked. Or have vehicles calculate to the next waypoint, not to the next station/stop..) -#---/\--#(1)---------------B----------------#(2)---/\---#(1)---------------B---------------#(2)---/\---#->> # = Signal \/ = Switch Crossing If this is still the crappy non-dynamic system I wont be buying :(

@vincewilson1

4 жыл бұрын

Just use signals and switches. People have been using double track for years.

@Baleur

4 жыл бұрын

Frankly maybe you should just be planning your routes better. There is no point letting trains choose dynamically, if you set up the routes right in the first place. I dont mean to sound bitchy, but its kind of the way it is. As for this video in the end, the reason he had so much trouble was NOT because there's no dynamic switching, it was because he literally ordered his trains to all use the same non-accessible platform (he confused the terminal number with the line-stop-number). In any game, if you order units to go to a place that isnt accessible, things gonna grind to a halt.

I just do not have the patience to watch and listen as you slowly play the game. If you are sharing this to be helpful, rather than to be self-indulgent, work it out in advance, decide what you want to say, and stop the dithering and waffling.

@colonelfailure

3 жыл бұрын

Boy did you come to the wrong channel.

Woohoo first comment…🤪