I'm always impressed at Robert Webb's ability to ramble through his lines so quickly and naturally.

@egrith2127

2 жыл бұрын

Its amazong how its clear the actor knows exactly what he's saying while the character knows nothing

@xxxxSylphxxxx

2 жыл бұрын

Involved in the making of, purchasement at, of or buying in on... Titty films! :D

@ayylmao4660

Жыл бұрын

Bruh his name is Robert?

@OracleTheRonin

Жыл бұрын

@@ayylmao4660 yes

@ayylmao4660

Жыл бұрын

@@OracleTheRonin wow, my whole life he was just Jez or Webb

I love the idea of some doofus officer's idea of "nasty cop" just being to shout *"WANKER!"* loudly out of the blue

@theuncalledfor

3 жыл бұрын

"I hate it when he's the nasty cop."

@CallMeMimi27

3 жыл бұрын

"WANKAH"

@sumvs5992

3 жыл бұрын

Out of the "blue"? That was clever

@DerrisDerrison

3 жыл бұрын

@@sumvs5992 that was my exact thought x

@TehDawg

3 жыл бұрын

Who the fuck says doofus lmao

David Mitchell hardly does anything in these sketches and yet he completely inhabits his character.

@demiiiii

7 жыл бұрын

fatwa

@archbaker

6 жыл бұрын

Fatwa and "takes the accusative"

@superleipoman

5 жыл бұрын

@Bill Patrick Jones I should have changed my shoes. Brilliant.

@taliakellegg5978

4 жыл бұрын

oh shit you're a phd

@OhMudluck

3 жыл бұрын

Wow yes inhabits his character rather than not playing his character at all wow so good wow method acting wowowow let's do a video essay

David Mitchell is surprisingly effective as the heavy, here.

@xXevilsmilesXx

9 жыл бұрын

I was a bit surprised by his range here too.

@alt-rightbostonian2773

9 жыл бұрын

he fucking rocks so hard.

@tomimpala

9 жыл бұрын

aerialkate He's always boxed in as either being posh on WILTY or a sort of man of authority in Mitchell and Webb (Poirot and what have you, I think they even jokingly referenced it). It's a shame because he can do more.

@fba90130

7 жыл бұрын

Nice cop Guybi cop.

@GMovieSeeker

6 жыл бұрын

Heavy weapons guy from TF2?

When she said "I was only doing 65," I half-expected Robert to shout out "THAT'S NUMBERWANG!"

@QuadMochaMatti

3 жыл бұрын

But, if she had said, "I was only going shinty-six," that clearly would not be numberwang.

@PointsofData

3 жыл бұрын

@@QuadMochaMatti weell...if she had said "I only have shinty six hours to live" it would have flown

@shaggyegg

2 жыл бұрын

Read this comment at that particular moment and nearly lost it. Thank you.

@Joosher56

Жыл бұрын

@@PointsofData in that case she certainly would have been in a hurry

@microsoftword213

Жыл бұрын

Maybe but numberwang is mitchell and webb which comes after bruiser

He's pretending, I saw him get changed.

"First things first; your Kevin. No one can take that away from you."

@yuriythebest

5 жыл бұрын

you're

@humblehive6502

5 жыл бұрын

Romantic

@uberspumer6669

4 жыл бұрын

You're

@buckbumble

4 жыл бұрын

YOU’RE

@MrJonezy541

4 жыл бұрын

You're*

For three whole years I had a history teacher who talked very much like this.

@MiaogisTeas

4 жыл бұрын

You've described every history teacher I've met. Imagine that conference 😂

@13tuyuti

Жыл бұрын

I also had a history teacher for many years who would randomly shout "WANKER" to my face.

@drworm5007

Жыл бұрын

Well not like this I mean they weren't a policeman but like this.

@sportbikejesus6297

10 ай бұрын

Is that why you had to repeat the class twice?

@mary-janereallynotsarah684

10 ай бұрын

Lol. I'm so demented and adhd I talk like this too.

"He's taken the children's car...what a CHILDREN is doing with a car I don't know! Y'know...I mean, that's not our job, that'll be decided by MPs and...religious leaders" "Fatwa" "Yeah"

"Now the other drug-dealers, they're not pretending. See, they're not police officers. As far as we know. I mean. I'd be very surprised."

@joshdean5867

3 жыл бұрын

What does typing out a direct quote of what we all just watched achieve?

@iblame_nargles

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshdean5867 The irony of this comment appears to be lost on you

@arx3516

4 ай бұрын

I wouldn't.

11:30 "What, a children, is doing with a car" is such a funny line already but Webb's delivery makes it astoundingly hilarious to me

I am actually dumbfounded at how good he is at playing an idiot... That is brilliant!

@TheTaterTotP80

5 жыл бұрын

He isn't an idiot, he's just very inefficient at articulating. Also there's really no such thing as being dumb or an idiot, just ignorant.

@MEIJIN44

5 жыл бұрын

I think he was playing senile or like he has Alzheimer's and is incompetent because of it.

@thedivock9648

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheTaterTotP80 yes there is such thing

@surengrigorian7888

Жыл бұрын

@@TheTaterTotP80 There is such a thing as an idiot. If you ask, I could define it.

Robert Webb is me trying to explain stuffs to uninitiated strangers.

I could watch this 400 times and every single time David shouts out "Answer the question, ya fucker!" and "Wanker!!" in the first sketch, I completely piss myself laughing. His timing is brilliant.

Mitchell gets a lot of love in these comments, and usually I enjoy supporting actors and roles more, but... Rob was completely hilarious in this.

Watching this actually hurts my head.

@melrakan

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, same here.

@rvpj

4 жыл бұрын

Why?

@cleebe823

4 жыл бұрын

Good job you aren't police 😂

@hotpopcorncake

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha hahaha

@OhMyHD

3 жыл бұрын

Cleeb E they’re like the chuckle brothers

"If I were children, then that would be... surreal."

"Because if they don't stop pretending not to, then they wouldn't sell and drugs, and that'd... just madness. It'd be, ya know, Monty Python."

@Fem_Witch

3 жыл бұрын

We are the knights who say, NI!!!

"If I were children that would be... surreal. No."

@sforbesgocka

4 жыл бұрын

Planks and children; doesn’t go.

@DeathnoteBB

3 жыл бұрын

Samuel Goth won’t allow!

Oh man David Mitchell's few words in this sketch are just priceless. Great timing.

@bradleybosworth6560

2 жыл бұрын

Knj

David Mitchell is 25 here can not believe it he still looks the same

@paulphoenix1669

4 жыл бұрын

He looks 40 hahaha

@terryturns9646

4 жыл бұрын

What year is this then

@leejones8582

4 жыл бұрын

@@terryturns9646 2000

@mr.joesterr5359

4 жыл бұрын

That is a ROUGH 25

@MrPraczynsky

3 жыл бұрын

@@paulphoenix1669 David Mitchell was born 40

"That'll be decided by MPs... and religious leaders..." "Fatwah."

@noshit31

4 жыл бұрын

Man that hilarious

@elhekoyya

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao didn't expect that.

A policeman saying "Don't worry, we'll do stuff to your face." is never a good sign

"Don't worry, we'll do things to your face."

@willmcpherson2

4 жыл бұрын

We’ll pixels your face

This reminds me of every painful training day I've had from work.

@TheOneLichemperor

6 жыл бұрын

I feel for ya, but ours are actually pretty good on the whole. Most of the people hosting the sessions have been doing so for years, yet they still seem to retain enthusiasm for whatever subject they're responsible for covering. British NHS employee here. We scare because we care. Wait, that's not right...

@t.c.4321

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck you pig

@TheExtremeLead

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheOneLichemperor as a former nhs employee...no, the training was pretty boring.

@TheOneLichemperor

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheExtremeLead Ha, some of it certainly was dull, but we thankfully had staff and visitors leading the training that made an effort to engage people.

"uhh yeah I was just being nice.." hahaha, I love his delivery

"Now, what this is means is not that he's a homosexual... although he is - but don't worry about that." lmaooo

I should've changed me shoes.

@sforbesgocka

4 жыл бұрын

breslyn ahahahahhhaa

"That's why we're drive towards, motion towards" "Takes the accusative" "Yeah" 🤣

"Motion towards." "Takes the accusative." LATIN REFERENCE FTW! :D

Car. Plank. Doesn't go. Children. Protruding bottom. Need I say more?

This literally started hurting my brain... The way David looks like he loves to play his role is hilarious.

Did they script this or just let him talk. Brilliant .

@jakobboyden5491

6 жыл бұрын

Thundermoth It was mostly improv, alot of what these guys do is improv.

@FrancisR420

6 жыл бұрын

I love it when they finally get to ask the guy if he robbed the bank and he admittedly says yes and no one knows what to do I like to think that was improvised

@fionnblaney3169

4 жыл бұрын

Multiple camera angles so probably not

@Dead_End_Angel

3 жыл бұрын

Sketch comedy is usually where they have a lightly scripted situation with improvisational comedy, in other words he makes it up on the spot, but the police setting is scripted.

@iamsoup1210

3 жыл бұрын

I think they drop like 5 words down on paper and roll improv from there

5:23 holy shit that guy in the background looks like something outta a horror movie

10:59 omg "takes the accusative" is the most underappreciated one liner ever xD XD XD

@9:33 Nobody's pointed this out, but I love how they're just staking out the criminals in their marked police vehicle.

@patagualianmostly7437

2 жыл бұрын

Not going to do much for passing trade either!

@nathangamble125

Жыл бұрын

No, you see, they're pretending to be bent cops. By which I mean that they're pretending to be in on the crimes. So they're pretending to be pretending to be the police even though they actually the police. So the crime boss thinks they're pretending to be police that sort of are the police but aren't because they do crimes, even though they don't really, and that's why they're in a police car, so they look like the police that aren't really the police, even though they are, even though they are. I don't mean they're pretending to be gay, even though they are.

"You're kevin... no one can take that away from you"

'It's against the grain..' 'Law!'

"He's what we call a bent copper. No that doesn't mean he's a homosexual. I mean he is..." lmaaoo

@evanMCCallister121

3 жыл бұрын

Need more humor like that nowadays

@fairsaa7975

3 жыл бұрын

@@evanMCCallister121 "Like that" what do you mean, he said the guy is gay. That isn't the reason it's funny.

@morganthomas5934

2 жыл бұрын

@@fairsaa7975 he probably means “the lefty PC anti fun sjw woke brigade needs to stop removing everything remotely funny because they can’t stand to see people enjoying themselves”. That seems to be the general view on any video from a few years ago that has the word “black” or “gay” in it

@fairsaa7975

2 жыл бұрын

@@morganthomas5934 Couldn't agree more, why should we be punished for making racist and sexist remarks when they're entertaining!

Brilliant how webb and mitchell were able to portray some of the smartest members of law enforcement

The "if I were children" part still cracks me up to this day

‘Motion towards..’ ‘..takes the accusative, yeah.’ Brilliant all of it

I haven't slept in 2 days, listening to this mess is literally driving me up the wall.

@lyricbot8513

7 жыл бұрын

Pivitrix but why?

@arztnexus5680

6 жыл бұрын

Pivitrix Same. The awkwardness is making my head hurt.

@rvpj

4 жыл бұрын

*WANKER*

@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi

4 жыл бұрын

Is it literally doing that literally?

@Pivitrix

4 жыл бұрын

@@YouAintGotNoTegridyBoi Yes, i was being pushed up against the wall by some unknown force.

"Because it's against the..." "law" "...Grain. Law! Yeah, law."

I lost it when david said “fatwa” lmao

You know it’s old when the British say Nigel Mansell instead of Lewis Hamilton

"it's not that he's a homosexual, but he is"

This is how I write essays when I don’t know the material.

The way Robert Webb talks strangely reminds me of attempting to converse with friends while under the influence of lsd and pot.

@JackT13

8 жыл бұрын

When you get to the 'have i already said that?' Stage

@dylan12345678911

6 жыл бұрын

haha it takes me what feels like years to say something while tripping xD I keep forgetting what I was talking about

@doubleRprodutions

6 жыл бұрын

Spot on!

@xXFeralArtsXx

6 жыл бұрын

D J.P Lsd takes away most of your ability to function in this world because your brain needs that energy to keep you safe as you’re flying and experiencing different dimensions.

@Casey-dy2oo

6 жыл бұрын

Lol different dimensions. Y’all need the clarity of empiricism in your lives.

somehow David Mitchell is the best part of this.

@Zkkr429

3 жыл бұрын

Wanker!

@FringePrincess

2 жыл бұрын

non surprised. Mitchell is amazing.

David Mitchell was Jesse pinkman 9 years before Aaron Paul

I'm a big fan of these two brilliant performers, but Robert Webb's character here is sublime acting. Every millisecond, every body movement and every syllable is just gold. Awesome.

I think out of everything in Bruiser, this was the most reminiscent of David and Rob's future work. I miss their sketch shows!

Plank, car, sticking out, doesn't go, children, protruding bottom. Need i say more? This is brilliant! Love Mitchell and Webb! :')

"What a children is doing with a car i don't know" these sketches are incredible

Webb plays that character so damn well

I'm in the US, only knew of these two from Peep Show, and now I'm going through their entire career on youtube. I cannot believe how effing brilliant they are

@jameslong4362

3 жыл бұрын

Matt Holness is in this as well - watch Garth Marenghi's Darkplace if you haven't

@johnb1150

Жыл бұрын

And the panel comedy game show would I lie to you, over a decades worth of Mitchell there.

It's always a children who suffer.

@ntandosekay

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

"It''s like chalk and . . . " *deep breath* *much looking at corners while beginning to mouth words* *concerned focus* *one last pause of self doubt* " . . . cheese" "...lager." *millisecond blink* "CHEESE, chalk and cheese."

@stoutyyyy

4 жыл бұрын

No it’s petrol

Cannot believe I’ve only just stumbled on this show

protruding bottom, need I say more

@Kit10inDub I know! Bruiser is strangely unknown, considering the names that are here (Martin Freeman, Olivia Colman, Matt Holness and Mitchell and Webb, of course) Quite curious indeed. I'm still working on getting the rest up, so stay tuned for more. ;)

12 minutes of pure Mitchell and Webb. Fucking brilliant.

The way he slowly drags this out actually makes me anxious

Dammit, I really wanted to see more of David Mitchell as a drug dealer.

Why does Robert Webb's character remind me of working in customer service?

How can David look so much like a nerd and a criminal too?😂

"I hate it when you're nasty cop. I really do."

"Motion towards"..."takes the accusative" - Classic Latin banter.

@QuadMochaMatti

3 жыл бұрын

Aha! That's some great banter.

you can't watch anything else with this guy after you watch "do you do poison" cuz now i'm sitting here waiting for him to pop up and yell "do you do poison"

@roguishpaladin

4 жыл бұрын

I get what you mean, but if you think that's the case you should go watch the Numberwang videos. That'll drown out the poison bit soon enough.

This is HILARIOUS!!! I truly believe that Mr. Mitchell and Mr. Webb are two comedy greats in their own right, however together, are a master class in social comedies and excenteric awkwardness. I dare say they are deeply underestimated and unappreciated by today's standards but may they always have the last laugh...shoulder to shoulder...with the iconic British comedy duos that have entertained the masses! Yes I am drunk, but people should learn to.embrace life for what it is, as it is and how it is. Peace x

It’s like hearing myself in a job interview.

This guy keeps going back on himself and it sounds so much like me

this is the most considerate TV cop ever.

"Did you -" "WANKER!"

David studied at an American police academy.

@thedivock9648

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't of done, I didn't see him shoot an unarmed black guy

This was so hard to watch oh my god

@lyricbot8513

7 жыл бұрын

Ayy lmao why?

@pillgrimm

6 жыл бұрын

Only the beginning

.... 'ANSWER THE QUESTION YA FOOKER' 🤣🤣🤣

This is an accurate portrayal of British Police.

@vanpallandt5799

3 жыл бұрын

Nope

sorry about the *clunk*

Most people may find Webb's overexplanation quite stresfull, but I just simply love it, it's so hilarious

@mary-janereallynotsarah684

10 ай бұрын

Kevin's bottom, happy ending lol he's brilliant

I feel the safe word was "POLICE BRUTALITY!"

Pretty much how I explain things when on the spot or under pressure. Then I look back and cringe.

Takes the accusative.

You're Kevin, no one can take that away from you.

Have you noticed the dopey copper is actually a sergeant how he passed the exam is beyond me

@EnclaveSgt

2 жыл бұрын

good at tests but can't speak coherently

the way a lot of people are saying Robert's flow of conversation is strange makes me nervous bc i talk like this,,,,

"planks and children.. it doesn't go" 7 year old me: *laughs in Halloween Captain hook pirate costume*

children driving is for MPs and religious leaders to decide 😂😂😂

This is great stuff from the early career of Mitchell and Webb. Thansk for uploading it.

oh my god the lads at their finest

He's a drug dealer. I mean he's not I saw him get changed 🤣🤣😔

David looks great as a copper. Also, great attention to detail with that tape recorder actually being on.

Only these 2 could keep me watching such gargle, geniuses 😂

This is so brilliant.

I always thought this was a recurring series of sketches from That Mitchell and Webb Look. I never realized this was a whole other show w/ these guys (and also Martin Freeman and Olivia Colman). It seems like it would be tough to keep this premise going for awhile, but I love the chemistry of these gents!

@mary-janereallynotsarah684

10 ай бұрын

What? I thought it was from their skit show too.

I love the part where they stand there describing the situation & then said there's no words to describe what happened.

I love the redhead

The mid 1990s police uniform looks hot

The fine art of knocking the nonsense out of society! The words, lines, written or ad libbed, are wonderful. What healthy laughter, one line after another. Bravo!