CHAPTERS: 00:00:00 - Check the ratio! 00:00:37 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song 00:01:18 - Intro 00:04:19 - Get tickets! 00:05:45 - Skeptic Tank Starts Now! 01:32:32 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir

@NintendosMelonjuice

Жыл бұрын

Ari, would you like a steak the chef dropped on the floor? Have some pride in your work and don't release this garbage again. SHAME!

@patrickkehrer2375

Жыл бұрын

. Can't hear shit...!!!! Only a Jew would post this

@Fishburne-_-

Жыл бұрын

the sound sucked like your career

@GuyOnTwoWheels

Жыл бұрын

Damn, this is unlistenable from 20 minutes on

Brian Simpson is the man. I saw him this fall, his stand up is hysterical.

@matthew121891

Жыл бұрын

Lucky! I wanna see him bad. I could listen to him talk forever. He's super interesting. Was wondering about his live standup 💙

its funny that brian was holding a cold mic the whole ep

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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@jackzwahlen764

Жыл бұрын

It's like an unlit cigarette, it makes him feel better

@creepyoldballs2474

Жыл бұрын

Well, it was hot but the recording was deleted... Were you not listening?

@jdogsful

Жыл бұрын

@@creepyoldballs2474 nah i didnt catch that.

good call using battery powered mics when the hardwired are right there :)

sounds like Brian is talking from down the hall in the bathroom 😂 damn user errors

Nice throwback to quarantine zoom podcast sound.

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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don’t worry Ari, sound isn’t that bad, im glad you posted. awesome topic and Brian was great

@clevermissfox

Жыл бұрын

Ageeed I was expecting much worse Edit: ahh nevermind, I see where it cuts out and it was not the beginning where it was manageable

@ECPlex

Жыл бұрын

@@Fishburne-_- impossible, do u know how big those nuts are?

@HollyPeersHD

Жыл бұрын

Don’t listen to this guy ari

@clevermissfox

Жыл бұрын

@@HollyPeersHD yeah I thought the beginning was the bad audio and was surprised he even mentioned it…. Then the mic died and I realized oops THIS is the audio he apologized for. And it was def hard to listen to. It would have been easy to raise up the sound waves without having to cut it up min by min but the producer may not know how to do that.

Easy checklist for ya while you're setting up solo, @Ari_Shaffir. 1. Video - Check all cams for framing, battery power (and backup) or AC connections/Power Strips turned on, focus and any remote control connections you may be using. 2. Sound - Check mic connections, batteries, verify feedback to the cam or board from them, and run a quick level check with "S's", "T's" and "P/B's". (Also, you can put a few pillows around the room and on the end of the table to sound soak a bit and kill some echo if needed) 3. Lighting - Check lighting against white balance on cams, bring any alt color lighting in to prevent too much flourescent looking light in the scene or it will be washed out a bit too much. Just a few tips, sir. Great show as always. Keep up the good work out there!

@drst8681

Жыл бұрын

Too much to read!

@jckingsley

Жыл бұрын

@@drst8681 hooked on phonics worked for me

@cedricnora4481

Жыл бұрын

@@drst8681 if that’s too much for you to pay attention to, this might be a microcosm of larger issues in your life

And there were two hardwired mic’s right there on the table. 😂

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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This is why there should always be someone on headphones monitoring the audio during the podcast. Also, always use wired mics when they are available.

This man isn't lying. I was in the (Ch)Air Force and while everyone else is showering out of water bags, I had an actual shower...life was good!

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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Finally the audio is a1

@Quax0

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for the special report!

@gitgen1887

Жыл бұрын

On 1

@mattsibert1

Жыл бұрын

Definitely not. The room has too much echo. But who cares, it’s free and funny!

@jacobcharlton8793

Жыл бұрын

You had me believing for about 20. Got me good

Brian usually forgets to use the mic on other shows, but today he's good with it, just the batteries died, how poetic

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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@MrBuketman

Жыл бұрын

He’s terrible. Not funny and comes off as a smug jerk that’s borderline racist. Go watch his previous stuff if you want to waste your time.

Great until the audio goes out smh

Yo BS is starting to become my favorite speaker in general. Funny but so meaningful. Damn good speaker

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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I’m totally going to Brian’s Caroline’s show.

Definitely get Brian back soon since you messed up audio lol. He could go on any topic I'm sure!

Classic Ari power move...yes this one is your mic and mine is turned on. We will hear your audio through my mic only, while I make you hold a nonfunctional mic the whole time as a gag...

Me two minutes in: Ari Shaffir? More like Sorry Shaffir

yoo why does it sound like brian is inside a toilet bowl

King jew, sir president of the skanks, My ruler please make a clip of simpson breaking down the mentality we developed in the military about being late, etc. That yall talked about at the end of the podcast. You dont have to, its just the best explanation you can really find.

Brian Simpson is so funny! I've seen him live multiple times and haven't seen him around lately...this podcast taught me he moved to Austin! No wonder. Anyway, good job Marissa for getting the audible listenable with headphones! This is one of the better episodes contentwise in a while!

I cant finish the pod b/ of Brian's mic. Nice way to F- up one of your best guests, Ari. Jesus get it together man!

probly one of the funniest eps ive ever heard on here many thanks that was great those stories were gold and Ari knows how to ask the best questions haha! 🤘

Had a great time at Brian's show at the Raleigh Improv back in December!!

@setulokavid7745

Жыл бұрын

worth the drive, Asheville shows are booty

@weaveracresfarm6584

Жыл бұрын

@@setulokavid7745 Asheville is awful now...I lived there in the 90s when it was still cool. Thomas Wolfe auditorium sucks.

@setulokavid7745

Жыл бұрын

@@weaveracresfarm6584 moved here recently and already looking for the next location

There is mics right behind you dude 😂

Thanks for the laughs gents.

Didn’t know Brian was a Jarhead. ‘Rah

This is a great interview

Ari 100% installed those soundproof panels. I use those too and I've never seen them look that bad.

@canadoa

Жыл бұрын

Oh but great pod, love BS, fan for decade+ !

@Simiocrates

Жыл бұрын

It was either Brian Simpson, Hans Kim or David Lucas. That's their house

It’s a free podcast do t complain

Shout out to Brian Simpson for knowing about Sikhs.

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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Brian is Spoil the Beans fam! Big fan! I missed him when he came to Springfield, MO last year. : (

At 21:00 brain might as well be holding a hairbrush.

yoo did u do the measurements on the blinds urself?

Brian is a great guest have him back for longer next time

I'm unable to watch because of the sound but I want to give you the algorithm. So I'll like and comment

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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I love Brian! He is great!

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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Love Brian Simpson!

If you turn on an external bluetooth speaker, turn it all the way up, and then face it away from you (or into a pillow or something) it's mixed

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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New Ari Shaffir owned song please. It's beyond fucking BRUTAL.

@fomes

Жыл бұрын

i love it. maybe you're just a hater.

@nicholasmaher843

Жыл бұрын

I'll make a new song just for you bro, I'll play it on the worlds smallest fucking violin.

Great ep!!

Brian Simpson is awesome.

Oooo this one gunna be good

With headphones the audio quality is jewceptable

This is Hans Kim

Des Bishop? Looking forward to that

EPISODE 500 DANISH & O’NEILL CANT WAIT

Way of the Dodo! 🦤 😂

Had no idea BS was a Marine 💪🏾💯

Love Brian, Love Ari, Hate bad audio

@ralanbek95

Жыл бұрын

Simple as

SIMPSON SEMPER FI!! 0621? That’s the only MOS out in 29stumps

What, no yoga with Ari this year?

@crystalnoone4648

Жыл бұрын

Didn't he do it during the summer? I honestly could be wrong. My days have fully blended into each other, why not my years?

Doctor times ten is the best camera, always actually murdered in the end

What is this room? Tint the windows . Paint the walls and buy a laser level for the soundproofing. Oh and get two microphones that work. Simple.

Zanie’s (spellcheck) is on tv every Friday also, for us regular folk and poor folk who don’t have WiFi running Netflix or Roku or whatever it is lol… just so y’all know, that’s how I’ve found a few comics I’ve started liking that I e never heard of or what not.

RIP Caroline's in March 😭

Bro bro, did you get my Venmo?

LIVE from HANS KIMS house

Ari get your shit together there’s no reason this should happen. Also can’t find you on Venmo

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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Ari hiding behind that tree again making an intro. Lol.

Don't think his gonna make that March date at Caroline's

Wish I could hear the conversation. Would have been a great episode.

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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can't do it. feels like i'm eavesdropping on a conversation. wish i had shitty speakers so I wouldn't notice

🤘🤙🧡

why are they in a Target employee break room?

This is what happens when your to cheap to pay a producer ❤️

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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@Johnny.Karlsson

Жыл бұрын

Comments like this are what happens when *you’re too* dumb to learn how to spell words.

See in San Jose

That first song that opens this video: please if anyone can tell me who owns the rights to that song ? 🤔

Way of the do do.. Luke from called and said doo doo.

Ari, come on. You're just to "economically conscius" to hire a sound engineer to keep every part of the audio chain properly calibrated.

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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Damn damn damn.... Damn. Finally Brian Simpson makes it and the mic dies. Fuck. Fuck!

I get that you wanted a break to chill but I miss the Skeptic Tank. It was great to get regular Ari for so long. I know you will be back eventually, there are shekels to be made.

Brian’s mike stops working a third in. Sounds like he’s talking to ari from a toilet in the far room

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Don’t worry Ari, once you get some experience podcasting, these issues will disappear……oh wait

man the audio gets screwed up which sucks i like brian and im a marine but the audios too bad

Let me guess saving money on energy not charging the microphone.. ✡️

wtf, You aired this without your guest mic'd?

Man this audio is brutal....

What's up with Brian's audio?

The good news is that because I couldn't follow the conversation at all, it was a non-distracting video to fall asleep to. But seriously, hire a damn producer. All of your peers are putting 20 times as much money into their podcasts, and you won't even pay $100 more per episode for a producer? Just get some NYU student who has two free hours each week

"Gay" behavior is prevalent in all species that mate. Its normal.

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Sound is terrible it might be the walls the space is too tight

the time stamps are so lazy bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣 might as well say start: 00:00:00 end: 1:33:40 we need topics

@user-et1ct3oe1e

Жыл бұрын

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I see... oppressing the black man! (by sound) ;)

Why does it sound like you recorded this in a toilet bowl?

FTA

And shit that mic sucks lol😅

No wonder Brian is funny, because his head.

Rahhhhh

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Dammit ari get an audio person ya jew

Imagine if your hero died and that exact day somebody shit all over them and you go hey I didn't like that and that same person goes you only feel that way because someone told you to that doesn't make any sense ari

I’ve never used a microphone or a camera but I feel like I could do a better job than this

Another case of the Jews silencing the black man

Why even post this

Bad mic much?