Brian Simpson on Penis Rankings + Brett Cooper on Mr. Birchum and F1 Simulators

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Comedian Brian Simpson talks about moving to Austin and filming his latest special at The Comedy Mothership. The guys then chat about penis size rankings and ways to elongate. Chris reports the news on a grandfather arrested for hiring a homeless woman to watch his granddaughter, a Chinese zoo passing off dyed dogs as fake pandas, and reports from a 2012 RFK Jr. deposition saying a worm ate part of his brain. During the news, Brian also talks about his history living in a homeless shelter.
Next, Brett Cooper joins and chats about her role playing Birchum’s daughter in Mr. Birchum. Adam also commends the Daily Wire team and their young employees. The two also talk about driving high-end F1 simulators a few days ago and Brett candidly shares stories about her brother being homeless.
For more with Brian Simpson:
“Brian Simpson: Live From The Mothership” is streaming now on Netflix
www.BrianSimpsonComdedy.com
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PODCAST: “BS with Brian Simpson”
For more with Brett Cooper:
“MR BIRCHUM” is available now on Daily Wire+
“The Comments Section with Brett Cooper” is available on KZread
INSTAGRAM & TWITTER: @ ImBrettCooper
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  • @stanwilliamson2375
    @stanwilliamson237529 күн бұрын

    This young lady gives this old man HOPE!!

  • @championhairpuller
    @championhairpullerАй бұрын

    Brett is great.

  • @edgarpoe517
    @edgarpoe517Ай бұрын

    When they were talking about the different types of bears, they forgot to list the West Hollywood Bear.

  • @williamputnam2289

    @williamputnam2289

    26 күн бұрын

    I hear that species is multiplying by the day

  • @scolombe1
    @scolombe1Ай бұрын

    Aren't koalas marsupials and not actually bears? I thought the term koala bear was a tongue in cheek thing

  • @Houd_Vast

    @Houd_Vast

    20 күн бұрын

    It’s just a misnomer like so many other things

  • @rattelv426

    @rattelv426

    18 күн бұрын

    correct, a Koala is a wombat that evolved to climb trees.

  • @VeeEssay
    @VeeEssayАй бұрын

    Chris was on fire with the callbacks this episode 👏👏

  • @moralhazard1
    @moralhazard129 күн бұрын

    Adam and Brian really are a great combo! Both super thoughtful and can come up with unique hilarious ideas!

  • @JakeRoselli
    @JakeRoselliАй бұрын

    1:46:45 whew! I was getting worried that we would get through an entire episode without mentioning Jimmy Kimmel.

  • @A-Cat-in-Dogtown

    @A-Cat-in-Dogtown

    Ай бұрын

    35:10

  • @MrMd5555

    @MrMd5555

    29 күн бұрын

    ​@A-Cat-in-Dogtown that was with Brian though, he has to bring up Jimmy with every guest to meet his contractual obligation with Jimmy

  • @jjlpinct

    @jjlpinct

    29 күн бұрын

    Adam touches himself when he says Jimmy

  • @topherg4909

    @topherg4909

    24 күн бұрын

    Brett’s the last person on earth who wants to hear about Kimmel, please Adam…read the room better!?!?

  • @jimcraig8566

    @jimcraig8566

    17 күн бұрын

    18:35

  • @edgarpoe517
    @edgarpoe517Ай бұрын

    I always appreciate the penis power ranking discussion. It's cool when the guests have a perspective on the details. Dick USADA is genius.

  • @bradfordyoungkin6627

    @bradfordyoungkin6627

    28 күн бұрын

    I don't think we needed 20 minute of coverage, however.

  • @edgarpoe517

    @edgarpoe517

    28 күн бұрын

    @@bradfordyoungkin6627 🤣Fair. I think Brian may have needed the airtime lol.

  • @Dr650rob
    @Dr650robАй бұрын

    I need to get a job being homeless in California

  • @k-1llmatic832
    @k-1llmatic832Ай бұрын

    Ace for POTUS

  • @kas9904
    @kas9904Ай бұрын

    “And, also, where is this worm? Because now, I’m freaking out.” 😂😂

  • @hazelsam13
    @hazelsam1329 күн бұрын

    Just listen to him. Brian Simpson is funny as fuck.

  • @criticalmoment3859
    @criticalmoment3859Ай бұрын

    Been waiting for Birchum!

  • @robost8040
    @robost8040Ай бұрын

    Adam, just curious if you have checked out Jesse Lee Peterson as a potential guest. I think it would do you good to go on his show as well.

  • @danielmccann8325

    @danielmccann8325

    29 күн бұрын

    Check out the old clip where Adam appreared on Jesse Lee's show.

  • @TheFunnyCave

    @TheFunnyCave

    29 күн бұрын

    I’d love to hear Jesse ask Adam if a chicken has lips. 😂

  • @robost8040

    @robost8040

    28 күн бұрын

    @@danielmccann8325 thank you, I am checking it out. Great conversation.

  • @Rotor_nator
    @Rotor_natorАй бұрын

    I’m subscribed to the Daily Wire plus KZread channel, but don’t see the Bircham episode. Is this one of those things where you have to pay for a subscription to the channel to see?

  • @stuchuck1
    @stuchuck129 күн бұрын

    Instead of Groundhog Day, Hog Day!

  • @ShaneLadd-fw4cr
    @ShaneLadd-fw4crАй бұрын

    Oh goodie. Get it on. The new week has begun. Have no choice but to get it on. Got a mandate to get it on!!! Lay back and listen and learn

  • @GRiM4THiRTY
    @GRiM4THiRTYАй бұрын

    Good stuff

  • @anthonyhoh5073
    @anthonyhoh5073Ай бұрын

    We also played the coin was an inspectable item at all times. In a bar off base we'd coin people. They had it, you buy, they don't, they buy.

  • @bligatron420
    @bligatron42029 күн бұрын

    I hope Brett reads this comment section on her show

  • @ESPspiderXIII
    @ESPspiderXIIIАй бұрын

    Ace for POTUS. GET. IT. ON.

  • @RoCmom113

    @RoCmom113

    Ай бұрын

    Brett VP I'd vote that ticket

  • @cliffyknight
    @cliffyknight29 күн бұрын

    Me and a buddy went to see Pulp Fiction without knowing a thing about it as well. It was the 1st time I was blown away by what I had just watched.

  • @coastuncle1965
    @coastuncle1965Ай бұрын

    The Birchum coffee mug...I💜 Wood

  • @nathanminto4235
    @nathanminto4235Ай бұрын

    Never seen a minute of ‘the man show’ but that sketch was funny

  • @robtierney5653
    @robtierney5653Ай бұрын

    The Man Show was like the Adult Version of Mister Rodgers Neighborhood. With all the Charm, Fred simply went to strip clubs and interviewed the ladies.

  • @jhrielly
    @jhriellyАй бұрын

    I am going to continue to thank service members.

  • @johnbookout3535

    @johnbookout3535

    Ай бұрын

    Agreed! We say it because we truly are thankful for the freedom their service provides all of us!

  • @happydog6537
    @happydog6537Ай бұрын

    Adam got so close with the great analogy, but then he made them bees.

  • @jaymeswheeler
    @jaymeswheeler29 күн бұрын

    NEW WORD 58:44 distrueveulous: when the truth sounds like a lie or something that must be complete bull shit. "Just before you walk into this AA meeting someone spilled a beer on you?" Your sponsor, asked distrueveulously true+incredulous+disbelief =Distrueveulous Mahala

  • @jaymeswheeler

    @jaymeswheeler

    29 күн бұрын

    Maybe intruevulous or untruefulous

  • @davidperez5089
    @davidperez5089Ай бұрын

    Jay Leno doesn't know not to ever ask a woman for directions!!!!😂

  • @larrylarry4242

    @larrylarry4242

    29 күн бұрын

    Lol! so true

  • @itsjustJay863
    @itsjustJay863Ай бұрын

    Didn’t Brian play drums for Mahavishnu Orchestra back in the 70s?

  • @davidperez5089

    @davidperez5089

    Ай бұрын

    Quite similar! Billy is such a beast on drums.

  • @itsjustJay863

    @itsjustJay863

    Ай бұрын

    @@davidperez5089 Indeed!!!

  • @davidperez5089

    @davidperez5089

    29 күн бұрын

    @@itsjustJay863 so many great Bills, Bruford, cobham, Ward, Stewart, etc.

  • @jimmyhenson2167
    @jimmyhenson216728 күн бұрын

    Plus it’s Smoky Bear…… not smoky “the” Bear !!! I’ve been to where he’s buried in New Mexico, without a passport !! LOL

  • @brek5
    @brek5Ай бұрын

    Lol, in a lot of countries, yeah, you just bring the kid to the bar, no worries. I mean, I never did, but totally could where I was living, haha.

  • @blackout2430

    @blackout2430

    Ай бұрын

    My dad would regularly take me to the bar with him after his rec league basketball games when I was a kid. People thought it was weird. Some people were cool that and then other places just straight up told me to leave because I think they didn’t like my dad personally. The only positive of it was that I didn’t care about drinking when I got into high school. The downside of going to bars as a kid is when you become an adult you never really want to go to them so then you suffer socially because you’re not going out and meeting new friends and meeting new dating prospects.

  • @robertfrancois6064

    @robertfrancois6064

    Ай бұрын

    My kid grew up in bars and the bowling alleys, cut her teeth on picked turkey gizzards and didn’t realize it until about 12 years old when she asked for a glass of Pepsi out of my pitcher of farmer brown ale

  • @AJ-das
    @AJ-das29 күн бұрын

    I never knew anything about the movie "MOTHER" aside from it won a bunch of awards. I got uncomfortably high and watched it. HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT BALLS!

  • @r.jameslefevre5179
    @r.jameslefevre517929 күн бұрын

    You mean Al Gore isn't blaming the ManBearPig anymore ?

  • @token_robot3030
    @token_robot3030Ай бұрын

    ... a love line episode from skankfest?

  • @holderoftheshares1257
    @holderoftheshares1257Ай бұрын

    So as the beaker is being raised. What happens if he pee's in there and fills it up even more?

  • @Criticalthinker0515
    @Criticalthinker0515Ай бұрын

    Adam Carolla for president sounds good the common sense president.

  • @kdarbinian4457

    @kdarbinian4457

    29 күн бұрын

    he needs to honestly pick a side first, i have listened to Adam for years and years and the fact he is voting for a Democrat and LITERALLY rails about their terrible policies EVERY DAY...never mentions Trump's name, is so curious to me and needs and explanation to his loyal viewers...I can not be alone in this thinking. Why does he never mention Trump good or bad..Jimmy won't let him?

  • @drewberry8141
    @drewberry8141Ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @noneyabizz8337
    @noneyabizz8337Ай бұрын

    5 years olds know koalas aren't bears...

  • @DamnZambambos

    @DamnZambambos

    Ай бұрын

    Doubtful

  • @michaelhuyge9881

    @michaelhuyge9881

    29 күн бұрын

    ...but it's in the name!

  • @davidfulkerson3555
    @davidfulkerson355529 күн бұрын

    Cinnamon bear cross breed of black and brown

  • @Joseph-kh1yg
    @Joseph-kh1yg29 күн бұрын

    No one cares about kimmel, stop

  • @crochunter35

    @crochunter35

    29 күн бұрын

    Kimmel = annoying hall of fame.

  • @EJ_WA
    @EJ_WAАй бұрын

    Trump Carolla 2024 Carolla 2028 2032

  • @larrylarry4242

    @larrylarry4242

    29 күн бұрын

    It'll never happen, but I like the idea!!!

  • @stephenbeltzner7736
    @stephenbeltzner7736Ай бұрын

    Sucking the fluid up would hurt not help the score They’d have to wear a condom bc if they peed a bit they’d have an unfair advantage Adam has it backwards

  • @MissWeezeyUSA
    @MissWeezeyUSA29 күн бұрын

    This chick talks faster than Ben Shapiro! (😂😂😂 Take a breath Honey) Must be a Daily Wire thing…

  • @duschidtt

    @duschidtt

    29 күн бұрын

    I watch at 1.25 speed and can confirm. 😬 Still understandable though.

  • @P51
    @P51Ай бұрын

    but adam's NEVER driven a REAL F1 car...

  • @davedavid7061
    @davedavid7061Ай бұрын

    It's easy for guys like Adam to call for obligatory military service when guys our age missed everything from the end of Vietnam to the Gulf war. .

  • @funcle_kevin

    @funcle_kevin

    Ай бұрын

    A lot happened between those two conflicts that involved the US.

  • @plurry
    @plurry29 күн бұрын

    Brian is point shitter of the year because he is a rare example Newsome's "face of homelessness".

  • @plurry

    @plurry

    29 күн бұрын

    ...and then later, Brett counters the point shit w/ the schizo brother.

  • @superturtle61177
    @superturtle61177Ай бұрын

    Serious question, can someone explain who Brett Cooper is. I really have no idea, but there seems to be a big push to make her a thing.

  • @krazykkarl

    @krazykkarl

    Ай бұрын

    Just another opportunist but she has ben shapiro $ backing her.

  • @Fantasyremix

    @Fantasyremix

    Ай бұрын

    She does a show on the daily wire geared more towards a younger and/or more feminine audience. Relatively less politics and more culture. She was a child actress, so the daily wire also casts her in their films and shows.

  • @IMDunn-oy9cd

    @IMDunn-oy9cd

    29 күн бұрын

    Well, she has four million subscribers, so...there's something there. Maybe not for you, but she has a following.

  • @superturtle61177

    @superturtle61177

    29 күн бұрын

    @@IMDunn-oy9cd Your response didn't answer my question. So either you wasted the tablet time mommy gave you on what you thought was a sick burn (it wasn't), or you don't know either. Either way your time would have been better spent playing Roblox.

  • @IMDunn-oy9cd

    @IMDunn-oy9cd

    29 күн бұрын

    @@superturtle61177 What a childish response.

  • @bpoindexter7404
    @bpoindexter7404Ай бұрын

    Pandas and Kualas are not bears.

  • @jjlpinct

    @jjlpinct

    Ай бұрын

    Neither are tardigrades

  • @funcle_kevin

    @funcle_kevin

    Ай бұрын

    Pandas are bears.

  • @larrylarry4242

    @larrylarry4242

    29 күн бұрын

    @@funcle_kevin From Wikipedia- "For many decades, the precise taxonomic classification of the giant panda was under debate because it shares characteristics with both bears and raccoons.[3] In 1985, molecular studies indicate the giant panda is a true bear, part of the family Ursidae."

  • @josebernal8404
    @josebernal8404Ай бұрын

    Mr birchum was great 20years ago. It's so played out.. out of touch Adam.

  • @DamnZambambos

    @DamnZambambos

    Ай бұрын

    Time and ratings will tell if you’re right or wrong

  • @kellydemando3303

    @kellydemando3303

    29 күн бұрын

    @@DamnZambambosI can already tell you that it’s going to die out faster than Hoops, Brickleberry, Paradise P.D., and every other low-budget Family Guy clone out there

  • @jospehbloseph7172

    @jospehbloseph7172

    27 күн бұрын

    I hate to agree with this, it may be because I listen to Adam every day that I know all Adam’s figures of speech and expressions and it seems contrived to me. The world may be so desperate for anti-woke entertainment, it may succeed.

  • @arthurvartanyan1
    @arthurvartanyan1Ай бұрын

    Very strange, please don't do it again

  • @magicmatt1969
    @magicmatt196928 күн бұрын

    15 minutes in, what a boring freaking guest...gotta skip forward

  • @vewyscawymonsta
    @vewyscawymonsta29 күн бұрын

    Saw you on Zuby, thought you were pretty good. Didn't realize you were with The Daily Wire. Significantly less interested now. Good luck though!

  • @christy9789
    @christy978929 күн бұрын

    This guys seems really boring didn’t laugh once

  • @louiecampers1767
    @louiecampers176729 күн бұрын

    Brian Simpson barely has 4k on his own channel but Rogan helped out and wham a netflix special. dude aint funny, token black guy comic.

  • @kdarbinian4457
    @kdarbinian445729 күн бұрын

    Adam your hypocrisy is really starting to show.

  • @jjlpinct

    @jjlpinct

    29 күн бұрын

    You think he reads these?

  • @kdarbinian4457

    @kdarbinian4457

    29 күн бұрын

    @@jjlpinct Not the point, I am allowed to comment just as you are, like your remarkable comment below, "Adam touches himself when he says Jimmy".

  • @jjlpinct

    @jjlpinct

    29 күн бұрын

    Yeah you're allowed to say stupid stuff just like that. Great job

  • @kdarbinian4457

    @kdarbinian4457

    29 күн бұрын

    @@jjlpinct Super. Have a great day. 🤡

  • @Red_Twizzler
    @Red_TwizzlerАй бұрын

    Ugh the announcer

  • @usernameisusername

    @usernameisusername

    Ай бұрын

    Dawson?

  • @FreddyJong-co6cb
    @FreddyJong-co6cb29 күн бұрын

    Bonza living the dream 😂😂😂❤😂😂😂😂😂😂I am not

  • @FreddyJong-co6cb
    @FreddyJong-co6cb29 күн бұрын

    Fair dinkum unbelivable 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jpw5820
    @jpw5820Ай бұрын

    "actress" is a very apt description for Brett Cooper

  • @mitchellhedden1978

    @mitchellhedden1978

    Ай бұрын

    Do you think she’s a good actress?

  • @jamesalexander8872

    @jamesalexander8872

    Ай бұрын

    This seems backhanded

  • @criticalmoment3859

    @criticalmoment3859

    Ай бұрын

    That’s what THEY want you to think, maaaan. Jpw5820 knows what’s really going on /s

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