Brendan Sagalow: Friend Zoned | Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Episode 414
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Brendan Sagalow is a master at getting turned down by women. “I just don’t see you like that,” they tell him. It’s called being put in the friend zone. And it happens to Brendan A LOT. Join us as we discuss this horrible phenomenon.
And don’t forget to buy or download Sagalow’s new album, “Not Now More Than Ever.” Brendan is one of the best up-and-coming comics in New York. When he’s not eating 6 meals a day, he’s busy doing spot after spot to work on his craft. And his hard work has paid off.
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Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing
Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production
Episode Photoshop: Steve Torelli - @torellipics
Music:
"Ari Shaffir Owns This Song"
Written by: Pepper Goins - Rushmore Podcast
Vocals: Raelyn Nelson - www.raelynnelsonband.com/
Пікірлер: 206
Watching them struggle to guess Willie Nelson is hilarious
@Hallahanify
3 жыл бұрын
That was cringe
@groundfightingislove
3 жыл бұрын
Painful
@Southside2825
3 жыл бұрын
I had that thought also lol
@christianvoorhees69
3 жыл бұрын
I read it as "snuggle" and now I'm disappointed
@bens5974
2 жыл бұрын
Woodie
Ari is so good about supporting other comics. Enjoyed the episode
Ari's been cranking out so much content and I love every damn second
@pal333
3 жыл бұрын
quality content
Willy Nelson. God damnit you two
@MichaelLaFrance1
3 жыл бұрын
I've had brain farts, but not one that bad.
@buster9879
3 жыл бұрын
I was fucking LOOSING it
Being repeatedly put in the friend zone is why Ari now has a boyfriend.
@YeahGiancarlo
3 жыл бұрын
Tony.
@ronaldbargain4925
3 жыл бұрын
Does he actually have one or was that joke I feel retarded
@thinglizzy2311
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldbargain4925 seems like he's low key coming out of the closet . Watch his end of they year podcasts
@BobbyTMF
3 жыл бұрын
@@ronaldbargain4925 what do you think lmao
@ronaldbargain4925
3 жыл бұрын
@@BobbyTMF he’s said it like 7 times now but knowing ari it sounds like one of those jokes where it’s for ppl that would be offended or wtv that he is gay but the joke is that he is just baiting ppl like me to go” wait what” lmao but he can’t be gay at the most he is bi but who goes gay when they are like 40 that’s y I feel like it’s a bit
35:58 This was the best part of the episode. The sheer terror on Sagalow's face as he thinks Ari is going to try and kiss him.
@perky.1k464
2 жыл бұрын
Okay
@BongandBud
Жыл бұрын
Rewatched it so many times. So fucking funny 😂
I love 3+ hrs podcast
07:28 Ari casually mentions there is a crocodile in the pool of water behind him 😮
I love this guy. Completely on point!
“I don’t think he’ll have a meteoric rise like Tim Dillion, but he’ll be someone that you all will remember for a long time.” Well that was a quite backhanded compliment lmayo
@HomicidalApe
3 жыл бұрын
But Tim's a ruthless (fake)businessman. Brendan's an actual human.
I love the new content and energy. Ur the best ari!
First I’ve heard of this guy and he’s funny as hell and very relatable. 🤘🏻
becky is really coming thruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu with the edits. thanks becky
If they say a friend word, you start talking to other girls right on that date, lose interest in her, you have to show you really do not care
Damn I like sagalow, but God damn bro this is depressing to listen too, get out of ya head all the time.
@abel5333
3 жыл бұрын
He's in deep, the drugs and alcohol don't help either
@michaelreese8217
3 жыл бұрын
I’d imagine it is difficult to hook up with girls and blowing guys at the same time.
@jtrockr91
3 жыл бұрын
And just lose some weight....just sayin
@qcrew2938
3 жыл бұрын
This dude just needs to get in better shape
@benb6431
3 жыл бұрын
@@jtrockr91 excuse me... are you racist?
Ari looks like deaths door Steve Jobs
This is the first time I’m seeing Brendan Sagalow. I’ve been hearing his name for a while in the comedy podcast scene that I enjoy. I have become an instant fan now that I’ve gotten to know him a little bit here!
do we need a sagalow and a gillis ?
@r0br33r
3 жыл бұрын
The world always needs more sags and gillis
@Alex-td1pi
3 жыл бұрын
This dude sucks
Reaction number one to the failed kiss had me dying.
Willie Nelson!!! 😂
"I used to be a comedian and now i host a podcast" lol
@BigJoeyDownInCC
3 жыл бұрын
felt that deep in my soul. soul. soul. been here for years.
I’m loving Sagalow on here !
“I wish I could say it was the altitude but…” 😂 🤣
"The Black Philip show" by The great Patrice Oneal is gonna fix everything. If you look from girls perspective you start to understand why they hook up only when they want to, just imagine being a famous actor kind of pull. They are spoiled with attention.
@hapaharley1706
3 жыл бұрын
this comment doesn't have enough likes
@alexcoyg3281
3 жыл бұрын
@@hapaharley1706 Thank you, I feel like Patrice did more for men/women relationships than all comedians together
It tripped me out that the art for the episode pic on my podcast app was a photoshoot of the twilight zone with aru as rid sterling, considering that I've been getting rod sterling recommendations on youtube all week
This came at the perfect time. I texted her and it worked
Great Episode! 💪🏽💪🏽
Start of podcast 18:42
Watching this again for the beautiful, hot scenery. That tree or bush(??) over the water is serene and i missed the moving shot the first time! God damn, I love your podcast.
2:39:41 Bro in denial saying he had "charming eyes" lmao
Fuck yes I'm hyped for this one
You were always on my mind. Blue eyes crying in the rain. On the road again. How can you be a pot advocate and not Know Willie Nelson. Maybe less Molly ari. 🤦♂️
Lol at the Helumth reference. You'd win more than 1 in 100. I play cards too and agree with you about the luck part.
I thought he was talking about himself when he said wandering Jew hahaha
@__Gw
3 жыл бұрын
He was
So glad I went to see if you had a podcast ari. Now im bindging.
I legitimately thought Brendan was the "ginger do have souls" kid for like 3 years. I think he said it on a podcast and I just believed him
You have to pull and pick through weeds sometimes to find a flower.
@carnylaw5872
3 жыл бұрын
Some proverb I heard somewhere
Great ep!!
I've thought the exact thing about his tingling theory
I’m getting a tingling sensation 🤣
So interesting to hear the guy side of this dilemma...FYI guys even the most gorgeous woman is totally insecure about her looks...so compliments go along way .. not creepy sexual ones .. make her feel beautiful and she will go for you.
Great introduction!
Damn, I just got friendzoned HARD last night I needed this ep hahah
Thank you ari
yogi ari, you grew a beard within hours of your class... amazing!
That’s true, bragging rights!
BRENDLE-SNAKE! BRENDLE-SNAKE!.... BRENDLE-SNAKE.
@ruddy9852
3 жыл бұрын
Saggle snake
Ari you carry it.
How to get out of the friend zone: Don't be her friend
9:35 the back of aris skull looks like a Tesla logo
This is simultaneously the most and least dude bro conversation ever.
Great podcast underrated
You people...The whole Tony thing is for sure a bit...I wish I could find the clip but on one of the many pods i watch maybe KATS (for some reason Theo is ringing a bell) they were talking about like running bits comedians have and they said it was a bit, they also mentioned the Mark Normand Kevin Hart thing in the same breathe I believe and a couple other I can’t think of....I know I heard it somewhere but I’m just drawing a blank on where
If he made a move on any of these girls earlier, they still would have rejected him.
WILLIE NELSON..Fuck that hurt
you are drinking to avoid. you probably dont realize it. but they can sense it. you drink because you like drunk you better. you have to be happy and confident in sober you. not the show of confidence you have learned to fake so very well. i promise you bud.
1:09:02 “Totally” 😂
The fountainhead is ALSO one of my fav books along with Ender’s Game (and All subsequent books) & Dune (and all subsequent books) lol
i listened to this first on audio and i thought that at 12:16 ari was choking the shit out of the girl.
He had two cameras, like he planned that kissing bit
For sure just seeing this guy I can see why he gets friendzoned so often. Real effeminate, beta vibes. He’s funny tho
@Alex-td1pi
3 жыл бұрын
Funny?
@jakeegarris
3 жыл бұрын
@@Alex-td1pi I’ll be honest. I felt bad about just insulting him so I said he was funny. I think he’s just kind of a soft guy overall
40:31 I was coming to this conclusion just as he said it.
😂❤️🔥 I LOVE ARI. 🇨🇦🙋🏼♀️
I dont have a great life but boy this makes me sad for sag
"Friend zone" is not a thing we are not friends, cute fairytale though
If you put bandit to bed then she just looks at you and walks back out... try bringing her outside to go to the washroom quick. Thats basically the only reason my dog wont sleep or acts restless when she would usually be sleeping lol. This was in response to mentioning something about it just before 1:30:27
You guys couldn’t remember Willie Nelson?!
From these stories it seems like he does the work with the ladies but then drinks as bit too much and puts them off
That shirt Fresh AF Brendan
Does anyone know what equipment Ari uses to record?
420 EPISODE YOU CAN FILM IT WITH A 360 CAM AND PEOPLE CAN LOOK AROUND THE ROOM, JUST TRY TO KEEP IT ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE TABLE BECAUSE IT WILL GET ANNOYING. IM NOT RETYPING THIS CAPS WAS ON AND well, it is what it is.
You tell this guy is excited to be on this podcast. All good though, he seems like a cool dude.
How many people are screaming "WILLIE NELSON" at the screen right now?
This is what I imagine what ‘young life’ is like Paster Ari
Btw, is that a pillow that looks like a bag of 🍄🍄🍄 or am I tripping? ❤️
Willy Nelson!
Anyone else ever noticed sagalow looks like every chubby German anime character!
Willy Nelson!!!!!
This guy looks like a chubby very young child in the thumbnail lol
What teams shirt is he wearing?
FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR!!
No it doesn't sound pathedic this is a real thing
ok the bond thing, bond stops a bomb destroying a plane which makes le chifre go bankrupt cos he bet the wrong way on stocks. Le chifre then organizes a desperate tournament to win a jackpot to get back the money he needs to pay off his clients. If he loses that MI6 think they can flip him for protection. Le chifre is unbeatable at poker but his desperation makes him lose. The girl on the road thing is just to make bond swerve. Its shot badly so he wouldnt have been able to see her. The plot after that point with spectre is just ridiculous
I was so confused by the gloryhole near Ari's head for a bit. Label it or something bro.
@carnylaw5872
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha!! That’s hilarious!! I didn’t even notice it the whole time 😂
Shout out to 3chi they have awesome products.
2:51:45
Sagalow if you see this, sobriety suits you. Keep hustlin
Not the Hitch speech
God this is the bed podcast ever
Does Brendan know Gillis?
Willy fucking Nelson God damn i couldn't get it either
FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR!
Eye see you......... MAP
@carnylaw5872
3 жыл бұрын
Wait till I get a stiff drink in me, I’ll draw you a map of the Dark Side. Same face all the time.......? So strange, no?!
that 3chi hook up we gone get fukd up in a few weeks
and ari, thats a wisconsin goodbye.
thank you for being the most consistent real ass dude of skank mister Ari sir.
@michaelortiz3154
3 жыл бұрын
i have the capacity to understand i am retarded ....SIR! .....thhhhhank you...good DAY, sir!
4!
Ok..... So Nepal it is.😏
You know what day it is today, Ari..?
Ari what happened to Joe? Did he kick you to the curb? Wouldn’t be surprised
@Hallahanify
3 жыл бұрын
Joe who? What happened