Brendan Sagalow: Friend Zoned | Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Episode 414

Комедия

Brendan Sagalow is a master at getting turned down by women. “I just don’t see you like that,” they tell him. It’s called being put in the friend zone. And it happens to Brendan A LOT. Join us as we discuss this horrible phenomenon.
And don’t forget to buy or download Sagalow’s new album, “Not Now More Than Ever.” Brendan is one of the best up-and-coming comics in New York. When he’s not eating 6 meals a day, he’s busy doing spot after spot to work on his craft. And his hard work has paid off.
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For more Ari:
Upcoming shows: www.arishaffir.com/tour/
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Get Brendan's new album! tlbrecords.lnk.to/BrendanTW
Listen to Garbage Days: brendansagalow.squarespace.co...
#arishaffir #brendansagalow #skeptictankpodcast #comedy

Patrick Holbert - @theholbertreport - Editing
Becky Rodriguez - @humanplac3s - Production
Episode Photoshop: Steve Torelli - @torellipics
Music:
"Ari Shaffir Owns This Song"
Written by: Pepper Goins - Rushmore Podcast
Vocals: Raelyn Nelson - www.raelynnelsonband.com/

Пікірлер: 206

  • @nathanwashington3188
    @nathanwashington31883 жыл бұрын

    Watching them struggle to guess Willie Nelson is hilarious

  • @Hallahanify

    @Hallahanify

    3 жыл бұрын

    That was cringe

  • @groundfightingislove

    @groundfightingislove

    3 жыл бұрын

    Painful

  • @Southside2825

    @Southside2825

    3 жыл бұрын

    I had that thought also lol

  • @christianvoorhees69

    @christianvoorhees69

    3 жыл бұрын

    I read it as "snuggle" and now I'm disappointed

  • @bens5974

    @bens5974

    2 жыл бұрын

    Woodie

  • @tarmon768
    @tarmon7683 жыл бұрын

    Ari is so good about supporting other comics. Enjoyed the episode

  • @loganschumacher2315
    @loganschumacher23153 жыл бұрын

    Ari's been cranking out so much content and I love every damn second

  • @pal333

    @pal333

    3 жыл бұрын

    quality content

  • @Deans-jm3uf
    @Deans-jm3uf3 жыл бұрын

    Willy Nelson. God damnit you two

  • @MichaelLaFrance1

    @MichaelLaFrance1

    3 жыл бұрын

    I've had brain farts, but not one that bad.

  • @buster9879

    @buster9879

    3 жыл бұрын

    I was fucking LOOSING it

  • @axlrosegnr
    @axlrosegnr3 жыл бұрын

    Being repeatedly put in the friend zone is why Ari now has a boyfriend.

  • @YeahGiancarlo

    @YeahGiancarlo

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tony.

  • @ronaldbargain4925

    @ronaldbargain4925

    3 жыл бұрын

    Does he actually have one or was that joke I feel retarded

  • @thinglizzy2311

    @thinglizzy2311

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ronaldbargain4925 seems like he's low key coming out of the closet . Watch his end of they year podcasts

  • @BobbyTMF

    @BobbyTMF

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ronaldbargain4925 what do you think lmao

  • @ronaldbargain4925

    @ronaldbargain4925

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@BobbyTMF he’s said it like 7 times now but knowing ari it sounds like one of those jokes where it’s for ppl that would be offended or wtv that he is gay but the joke is that he is just baiting ppl like me to go” wait what” lmao but he can’t be gay at the most he is bi but who goes gay when they are like 40 that’s y I feel like it’s a bit

  • @redrobotmonkey
    @redrobotmonkey3 жыл бұрын

    35:58 This was the best part of the episode. The sheer terror on Sagalow's face as he thinks Ari is going to try and kiss him.

  • @perky.1k464

    @perky.1k464

    2 жыл бұрын

    Okay

  • @BongandBud

    @BongandBud

    Жыл бұрын

    Rewatched it so many times. So fucking funny 😂

  • @elaburridodpr8525
    @elaburridodpr85253 жыл бұрын

    I love 3+ hrs podcast

  • @MeticulousTechTV
    @MeticulousTechTV3 жыл бұрын

    07:28 Ari casually mentions there is a crocodile in the pool of water behind him 😮

  • @WojySmokes
    @WojySmokes3 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy. Completely on point!

  • @Greatlakeskyle.
    @Greatlakeskyle.3 жыл бұрын

    “I don’t think he’ll have a meteoric rise like Tim Dillion, but he’ll be someone that you all will remember for a long time.” Well that was a quite backhanded compliment lmayo

  • @HomicidalApe

    @HomicidalApe

    3 жыл бұрын

    But Tim's a ruthless (fake)businessman. Brendan's an actual human.

  • @michealbritt4520
    @michealbritt45203 жыл бұрын

    I love the new content and energy. Ur the best ari!

  • @Hypnotiq406
    @Hypnotiq4062 жыл бұрын

    First I’ve heard of this guy and he’s funny as hell and very relatable. 🤘🏻

  • @berri6015
    @berri60153 жыл бұрын

    becky is really coming thruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu with the edits. thanks becky

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg32813 жыл бұрын

    If they say a friend word, you start talking to other girls right on that date, lose interest in her, you have to show you really do not care

  • @michaelmyers9829
    @michaelmyers98293 жыл бұрын

    Damn I like sagalow, but God damn bro this is depressing to listen too, get out of ya head all the time.

  • @abel5333

    @abel5333

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's in deep, the drugs and alcohol don't help either

  • @michaelreese8217

    @michaelreese8217

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’d imagine it is difficult to hook up with girls and blowing guys at the same time.

  • @jtrockr91

    @jtrockr91

    3 жыл бұрын

    And just lose some weight....just sayin

  • @qcrew2938

    @qcrew2938

    3 жыл бұрын

    This dude just needs to get in better shape

  • @benb6431

    @benb6431

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jtrockr91 excuse me... are you racist?

  • @buytheredcar
    @buytheredcar3 жыл бұрын

    Ari looks like deaths door Steve Jobs

  • @marybeth808
    @marybeth8082 жыл бұрын

    This is the first time I’m seeing Brendan Sagalow. I’ve been hearing his name for a while in the comedy podcast scene that I enjoy. I have become an instant fan now that I’ve gotten to know him a little bit here!

  • @healthyfire
    @healthyfire3 жыл бұрын

    do we need a sagalow and a gillis ?

  • @r0br33r

    @r0br33r

    3 жыл бұрын

    The world always needs more sags and gillis

  • @Alex-td1pi

    @Alex-td1pi

    3 жыл бұрын

    This dude sucks

  • @havensphotography
    @havensphotography3 жыл бұрын

    Reaction number one to the failed kiss had me dying.

  • @NoLove4Babylon
    @NoLove4Babylon3 жыл бұрын

    Willie Nelson!!! 😂

  • @TheEthanman340
    @TheEthanman3403 жыл бұрын

    "I used to be a comedian and now i host a podcast" lol

  • @BigJoeyDownInCC

    @BigJoeyDownInCC

    3 жыл бұрын

    felt that deep in my soul. soul. soul. been here for years.

  • @ramkorndef
    @ramkorndef Жыл бұрын

    I’m loving Sagalow on here !

  • @NickDiazofNauts
    @NickDiazofNauts2 жыл бұрын

    “I wish I could say it was the altitude but…” 😂 🤣

  • @alexcoyg3281
    @alexcoyg32813 жыл бұрын

    "The Black Philip show" by The great Patrice Oneal is gonna fix everything. If you look from girls perspective you start to understand why they hook up only when they want to, just imagine being a famous actor kind of pull. They are spoiled with attention.

  • @hapaharley1706

    @hapaharley1706

    3 жыл бұрын

    this comment doesn't have enough likes

  • @alexcoyg3281

    @alexcoyg3281

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@hapaharley1706 Thank you, I feel like Patrice did more for men/women relationships than all comedians together

  • @joebob553
    @joebob5533 жыл бұрын

    It tripped me out that the art for the episode pic on my podcast app was a photoshoot of the twilight zone with aru as rid sterling, considering that I've been getting rod sterling recommendations on youtube all week

  • @davewatne3374
    @davewatne33743 жыл бұрын

    This came at the perfect time. I texted her and it worked

  • @PotentDaRockStar
    @PotentDaRockStar3 жыл бұрын

    Great Episode! 💪🏽💪🏽

  • @Channel4NewsIsGay
    @Channel4NewsIsGay3 жыл бұрын

    Start of podcast 18:42

  • @melissasalsbury4705
    @melissasalsbury47052 жыл бұрын

    Watching this again for the beautiful, hot scenery. That tree or bush(??) over the water is serene and i missed the moving shot the first time! God damn, I love your podcast.

  • @elliotpoplawski767
    @elliotpoplawski7673 жыл бұрын

    2:39:41 Bro in denial saying he had "charming eyes" lmao

  • @williammcglone6515
    @williammcglone65153 жыл бұрын

    Fuck yes I'm hyped for this one

  • @allupinyamouff3802
    @allupinyamouff38023 жыл бұрын

    You were always on my mind. Blue eyes crying in the rain. On the road again. How can you be a pot advocate and not Know Willie Nelson. Maybe less Molly ari. 🤦‍♂️

  • @JLBlades
    @JLBlades3 жыл бұрын

    Lol at the Helumth reference. You'd win more than 1 in 100. I play cards too and agree with you about the luck part.

  • @zamboslambo5243
    @zamboslambo52433 жыл бұрын

    I thought he was talking about himself when he said wandering Jew hahaha

  • @__Gw

    @__Gw

    3 жыл бұрын

    He was

  • @tips4truckers252
    @tips4truckers2523 жыл бұрын

    So glad I went to see if you had a podcast ari. Now im bindging.

  • @loganhayes
    @loganhayes3 жыл бұрын

    I legitimately thought Brendan was the "ginger do have souls" kid for like 3 years. I think he said it on a podcast and I just believed him

  • @carnylaw5872
    @carnylaw58723 жыл бұрын

    You have to pull and pick through weeds sometimes to find a flower.

  • @carnylaw5872

    @carnylaw5872

    3 жыл бұрын

    Some proverb I heard somewhere

  • @muttbull
    @muttbull3 жыл бұрын

    Great ep!!

  • @johnedward8352
    @johnedward83523 жыл бұрын

    I've thought the exact thing about his tingling theory

  • @lukecarey613
    @lukecarey6133 жыл бұрын

    I’m getting a tingling sensation 🤣

  • @DB-ex6ew
    @DB-ex6ew3 жыл бұрын

    So interesting to hear the guy side of this dilemma...FYI guys even the most gorgeous woman is totally insecure about her looks...so compliments go along way .. not creepy sexual ones .. make her feel beautiful and she will go for you.

  • @mattcopeland8833
    @mattcopeland88332 жыл бұрын

    Great introduction!

  • @crisisactor420
    @crisisactor4203 жыл бұрын

    Damn, I just got friendzoned HARD last night I needed this ep hahah

  • @Andrew-ii5qm
    @Andrew-ii5qm3 жыл бұрын

    Thank you ari

  • @GooseTronics
    @GooseTronics3 жыл бұрын

    yogi ari, you grew a beard within hours of your class... amazing!

  • @carnylaw5872
    @carnylaw58723 жыл бұрын

    That’s true, bragging rights!

  • @_m_m4
    @_m_m43 жыл бұрын

    BRENDLE-SNAKE! BRENDLE-SNAKE!.... BRENDLE-SNAKE.

  • @ruddy9852

    @ruddy9852

    3 жыл бұрын

    Saggle snake

  • @antonia5456
    @antonia54563 жыл бұрын

    Ari you carry it.

  • @geminitaurus8693
    @geminitaurus86933 жыл бұрын

    How to get out of the friend zone: Don't be her friend

  • @kylergillen3340
    @kylergillen33403 жыл бұрын

    9:35 the back of aris skull looks like a Tesla logo

  • @DJFullHam
    @DJFullHam Жыл бұрын

    This is simultaneously the most and least dude bro conversation ever.

  • @benb6431
    @benb64313 жыл бұрын

    Great podcast underrated

  • @anthonylaspin2579
    @anthonylaspin25793 жыл бұрын

    You people...The whole Tony thing is for sure a bit...I wish I could find the clip but on one of the many pods i watch maybe KATS (for some reason Theo is ringing a bell) they were talking about like running bits comedians have and they said it was a bit, they also mentioned the Mark Normand Kevin Hart thing in the same breathe I believe and a couple other I can’t think of....I know I heard it somewhere but I’m just drawing a blank on where

  • @LeekowalskiWalker
    @LeekowalskiWalker3 жыл бұрын

    If he made a move on any of these girls earlier, they still would have rejected him.

  • @gordonfreeman1700
    @gordonfreeman17003 жыл бұрын

    WILLIE NELSON..Fuck that hurt

  • @endlessmike474
    @endlessmike4742 жыл бұрын

    you are drinking to avoid. you probably dont realize it. but they can sense it. you drink because you like drunk you better. you have to be happy and confident in sober you. not the show of confidence you have learned to fake so very well. i promise you bud.

  • @robertrodriguez578
    @robertrodriguez5783 жыл бұрын

    1:09:02 “Totally” 😂

  • @NickDiazofNauts
    @NickDiazofNauts2 жыл бұрын

    The fountainhead is ALSO one of my fav books along with Ender’s Game (and All subsequent books) & Dune (and all subsequent books) lol

  • @horaciog9166
    @horaciog91663 жыл бұрын

    i listened to this first on audio and i thought that at 12:16 ari was choking the shit out of the girl.

  • @Techn1colorful
    @Techn1colorful2 жыл бұрын

    He had two cameras, like he planned that kissing bit

  • @jakeegarris
    @jakeegarris3 жыл бұрын

    For sure just seeing this guy I can see why he gets friendzoned so often. Real effeminate, beta vibes. He’s funny tho

  • @Alex-td1pi

    @Alex-td1pi

    3 жыл бұрын

    Funny?

  • @jakeegarris

    @jakeegarris

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Alex-td1pi I’ll be honest. I felt bad about just insulting him so I said he was funny. I think he’s just kind of a soft guy overall

  • @STE41k
    @STE41k2 жыл бұрын

    40:31 I was coming to this conclusion just as he said it.

  • @danielle1ashley
    @danielle1ashley3 жыл бұрын

    😂❤️🔥 I LOVE ARI. 🇨🇦🙋🏼‍♀️

  • @justgarethsphone9663
    @justgarethsphone96633 жыл бұрын

    I dont have a great life but boy this makes me sad for sag

  • @JJ-nw3jj
    @JJ-nw3jj3 жыл бұрын

    "Friend zone" is not a thing we are not friends, cute fairytale though

  • @FAN3LL1
    @FAN3LL13 жыл бұрын

    If you put bandit to bed then she just looks at you and walks back out... try bringing her outside to go to the washroom quick. Thats basically the only reason my dog wont sleep or acts restless when she would usually be sleeping lol. This was in response to mentioning something about it just before 1:30:27

  • @B14k3
    @B14k33 жыл бұрын

    You guys couldn’t remember Willie Nelson?!

  • @ryan34ssj
    @ryan34ssj3 жыл бұрын

    From these stories it seems like he does the work with the ladies but then drinks as bit too much and puts them off

  • @HeyRaggy
    @HeyRaggy3 жыл бұрын

    That shirt Fresh AF Brendan

  • @TheSaltyBud
    @TheSaltyBud2 жыл бұрын

    Does anyone know what equipment Ari uses to record?

  • @antidecepticon
    @antidecepticon3 жыл бұрын

    420 EPISODE YOU CAN FILM IT WITH A 360 CAM AND PEOPLE CAN LOOK AROUND THE ROOM, JUST TRY TO KEEP IT ALL ON ONE SIDE OF THE TABLE BECAUSE IT WILL GET ANNOYING. IM NOT RETYPING THIS CAPS WAS ON AND well, it is what it is.

  • @scottanderson8914
    @scottanderson89143 жыл бұрын

    You tell this guy is excited to be on this podcast. All good though, he seems like a cool dude.

  • @PhatDildokhunty
    @PhatDildokhunty2 жыл бұрын

    How many people are screaming "WILLIE NELSON" at the screen right now?

  • @antonia5456
    @antonia54563 жыл бұрын

    This is what I imagine what ‘young life’ is like Paster Ari

  • @danielle1ashley
    @danielle1ashley3 жыл бұрын

    Btw, is that a pillow that looks like a bag of 🍄🍄🍄 or am I tripping? ❤️

  • @ianpollard4501
    @ianpollard45013 жыл бұрын

    Willy Nelson!

  • @dopeinfertility
    @dopeinfertility Жыл бұрын

    Anyone else ever noticed sagalow looks like every chubby German anime character!

  • @zackflora6165
    @zackflora61653 жыл бұрын

    Willy Nelson!!!!!

  • @FAN3LL1
    @FAN3LL13 жыл бұрын

    This guy looks like a chubby very young child in the thumbnail lol

  • @MrDannyvialli
    @MrDannyvialli3 жыл бұрын

    What teams shirt is he wearing?

  • @father3dollarbill
    @father3dollarbill2 жыл бұрын

    FOUR FOUR FOUR FOUR!!

  • @ryanparadissis9115
    @ryanparadissis91153 жыл бұрын

    No it doesn't sound pathedic this is a real thing

  • @rhydianbanner3590
    @rhydianbanner35903 жыл бұрын

    ok the bond thing, bond stops a bomb destroying a plane which makes le chifre go bankrupt cos he bet the wrong way on stocks. Le chifre then organizes a desperate tournament to win a jackpot to get back the money he needs to pay off his clients. If he loses that MI6 think they can flip him for protection. Le chifre is unbeatable at poker but his desperation makes him lose. The girl on the road thing is just to make bond swerve. Its shot badly so he wouldnt have been able to see her. The plot after that point with spectre is just ridiculous

  • @_boof
    @_boof3 жыл бұрын

    I was so confused by the gloryhole near Ari's head for a bit. Label it or something bro.

  • @carnylaw5872

    @carnylaw5872

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha!! That’s hilarious!! I didn’t even notice it the whole time 😂

  • @tonypino5415
    @tonypino54153 жыл бұрын

    Shout out to 3chi they have awesome products.

  • @mmajunki3712
    @mmajunki37123 жыл бұрын

    2:51:45

  • @racheverday9214
    @racheverday92143 жыл бұрын

    Sagalow if you see this, sobriety suits you. Keep hustlin

  • @dianak.6611
    @dianak.66112 жыл бұрын

    Not the Hitch speech

  • @chickennuggetscoon6900
    @chickennuggetscoon69003 жыл бұрын

    God this is the bed podcast ever

  • @antonia5456
    @antonia54563 жыл бұрын

    Does Brendan know Gillis?

  • @caseyleonard1327
    @caseyleonard13273 жыл бұрын

    Willy fucking Nelson God damn i couldn't get it either

  • @fancyhitchpin8675
    @fancyhitchpin86752 жыл бұрын

    FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR, FOUR!

  • @illuminatikiller1
    @illuminatikiller13 жыл бұрын

    Eye see you......... MAP

  • @carnylaw5872

    @carnylaw5872

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wait till I get a stiff drink in me, I’ll draw you a map of the Dark Side. Same face all the time.......? So strange, no?!

  • @PwnerforhighER
    @PwnerforhighER3 жыл бұрын

    that 3chi hook up we gone get fukd up in a few weeks

  • @endlessmike474
    @endlessmike4742 жыл бұрын

    and ari, thats a wisconsin goodbye.

  • @michaelortiz3154
    @michaelortiz31543 жыл бұрын

    thank you for being the most consistent real ass dude of skank mister Ari sir.

  • @michaelortiz3154

    @michaelortiz3154

    3 жыл бұрын

    i have the capacity to understand i am retarded ....SIR! .....thhhhhank you...good DAY, sir!

  • @SicFromTheKush
    @SicFromTheKush2 жыл бұрын

    4!

  • @carnylaw5872
    @carnylaw58723 жыл бұрын

    Ok..... So Nepal it is.😏

  • @gammondragon8080
    @gammondragon80803 жыл бұрын

    You know what day it is today, Ari..?

  • @claraeous4677
    @claraeous46773 жыл бұрын

    Ari what happened to Joe? Did he kick you to the curb? Wouldn’t be surprised

  • @Hallahanify

    @Hallahanify

    3 жыл бұрын

    Joe who? What happened

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