Kevin Ryan and H. Foley: Garbage People | Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank Episode 425
Комедия
Comedians and co-hosts of @AreYouGarbage H. Foley and Kevin Ryan join your host Ari Shaffir in Kevin’s mom’s basement to talk about what makes someone human trash. The intro was recorded in front of a White Castle because obviously. No podcast has better locations than Ari Shaffir’s Skeptic Tank.
Kippy and Herbert are experts on garbage people. H. Foley has been at the forefront of the Flaming Hot Cheetos revolution for years and Kevin Ryan is well known in the comedy community for clipping his toenails on the subway.
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CHAPTERS:
00:00:00 - European tendencies
00:00:36 - Ari Shaffir Owns This Song!
00:01:16 - White Castle Intro
00:07:23 - But first, a word...
00:08:43 - Tour Dates
00:10:20 - Garbage People Starts Now!
01:37:35 - Patreon Only!
01:38:04 - This Song Is Owned By Ari Shaffir
01:38:36 - Outro
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👉ARI SHAFFIR:
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👉 ARE YOU GARBAGE?
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Editing: Marisa Pellegrino - @marisa_pellegrino
Episode Photoshop: Steve Torelli - @torellipics
Music: Ari Shaffir Owns This Song
Written by: Pepper Goins
Performed by: @RaelynNelsonBand
Пікірлер: 411
Skeptic Tank Live from Aunt Tuddy's
@starflowermoon
3 жыл бұрын
he should have let Foley give the intro "live from Aunt Tuddy's basement"
@arishaffir
3 жыл бұрын
I stayed after the boys left. Things got; how should I say this? Complicated
@Gibsoncustom89
3 жыл бұрын
You must not have an Aunt Tootie. Or else you would know how to spell it from all her conspiracy theory & wine meme Facebook posts.
@j.yahnke
3 жыл бұрын
The Septic Tank
@elizabethmahoney6228
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone ever eat raw hotdogs right out of the fridge as a kid? I did.
It’s hilarious to watch Foley judge who’s garbage or not with a straight face in that outfit.
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Right? That crack about Europeans being entitled 😂😂😂
@KitchenerLeslie2
Ай бұрын
They started out solid colors. You’re seeing a cotton/rayon blend stretching on the molecular level.
I love AYG and Ari has slowly become one of my favorite comics. He's so solid and makes me think long after his jokes. I'm a fan.
Only Ari could start a pod in front of a White Castle 😂😂😂😂
What's classy if you are rich, but trashy if you are poor? Going to another country to get any sort of medical work done.
@charlyrupprecht8648
3 жыл бұрын
Hunting
@itsanit123
3 жыл бұрын
Coke
@Jizanthapus
3 жыл бұрын
Keep thinking that you brainwashed POS.
@andrewpowers3719
3 жыл бұрын
@@Jizanthapus wtf are you on about?!
@itsanit123
3 жыл бұрын
@@andrewpowers3719 proof what I said about coke wasn't wrong
“One of the best, new, and untapped podcast.” So true 🔥🔥💯💯
I know this White Castle. It’s on Myrtle ave, in Bushwick Brooklyn.
@arishaffir
3 жыл бұрын
Correct. The McDonalds was too full of people on job interviews. The White Castle was 3 blocks away. "Garbage neighborhood."
@leonelherrera1
3 жыл бұрын
@@arishaffir Good, I fit right in with the garbage.
@takeahike2993
3 жыл бұрын
@@arishaffir More garbage than Jamaica, Queens?
Foley - it was ingrained in us that milk gets you big and strong Kippy - well you got the big part down LMAOOOOOO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I really hope Ari never deletes these as he said he would. This is probably my all time favorite podcast to listen and re-listen too. So many classics here If you do delete them Ari put them somewhere behind a paywall so we can still access them!!
The one dart stuck in the wood paneling is killing me hahaha
Bruh foley's camera angle just broke the illusion of the AYG set for me
Man, Ari knows how to start a podcast
@michealburns8017
2 жыл бұрын
He's definitely garbage, after this into I rest my case! I mean I'm garbage as well but he's definitely in the club! Lol
How does this channel only have 50k subs?
@arishaffir
3 жыл бұрын
I deleted 930,000 subscribers last week because they were linked to accounts that weren't following Arcade Fire.
The close caption replaced every 'Bud heavy' with 'Butt heavy' 😂
@arishaffir
3 жыл бұрын
The bots were probably looking at Herbert.
Why did ari turn into the clown from house of 1000 corpses
@angelotro
3 жыл бұрын
When your mushrooms kick in, he starts saying "well, shit the bed!" to mess with you. Fuckin Ari, man.
@SuperBrewdog
3 жыл бұрын
Captain Spaulding is on Keto
Blackie’s hot dogs in Cheshire, CT is a classic! With a birch beer, guess I’m trash 😑
@arishaffir
3 жыл бұрын
The first step to recovery is recognizing that you have a problem, trash.
My taste in food is garbage but my taste in comics is pure, high class luxury. Welcome home.
Foley is basically calling it chlamydia juice 😂🤦🏽♂️😂🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂😂
HFoley reminiscing about Newman's pie eating in Jurassic Park... garbage!!! fax!!!
I just realized Foley’s leg spread when they were talking about sitting on a plane. RIP TO ANYONE WHO SITS NEXT TO HIM ON PLANES
@arishaffir
3 жыл бұрын
I would open the door and jump out.
@garbougesenior3486
3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO with or without a parachute Ari Shaffir ??
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
I always wonder how he gets a seat
@KitchenerLeslie2
Ай бұрын
@@garbougesenior3486look at his ears and schnozzola. He’s got four parachutes built in.
Bro, Foley’s legs 🦵 is a new shade of white; somewhere between sliced turkey and Porcelain doll. He needs to get some sun ASAP!! His right thigh looks like a 5 gallon bucket of white paint.
Oh and dude I don't know what the heck it is about you and video segments like when you did the sketches. You are like friggin talented in sketch making holy crap seriously. I would love to see you do an hour of just different sketches. The talent just friggin shines through
25;00 Foley - I wouldn’t even get a haircut there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love the theme song!!! Every episode I rock out
Wow the algo despises Ari. JUSSST now seeing this and I watch everything AYG puts out. So glad Foley has the beard back......beardless is a TUFF look on the big man.
@Ottophil
Жыл бұрын
The algo is good
Thanks for the shoutout Ari, a good close second, trashiest west coast town, Visalia, Caaaaan confirm. Visalia is trash, that makes me a raccoon. Back to you guys back in the studio.🤌
I just finished the AYG eppy; and now I am ready for this.
Ari got hustled in Egypt 😂
When I first saw them sitting in the garbage studio but not in their normal seats I felt like I was in the bizarre-o world
@Gixsir
3 ай бұрын
I feel like Kippy is the guest only because of that 😂
Having grown up in montco this entire episode is the epitomy of truth.
McDonald’s cheeseburgers haven’t been 39 cents in 15 years.
@KitchenerLeslie2
Ай бұрын
They haven’t been 39 cents in 40 years.
"Does Luis regret not letting you have a patreon" "NEXT QUESTIONNNNNNNN"
the intro rules
@arishaffir
3 жыл бұрын
Please support the sponsor by saying hello to someone.
@DWAC
3 жыл бұрын
@@arishaffir just left long island for Washington. Gonna come see you in Tacoma. Lots of hellos over here. Way more friendly
foley doing newman from jurassic park lmao. i love saying 'we got dobson here'
The true test of garbage is do you call them Reese's Pieces or Reeecie peeeces.
Twinkies are ok, but a nice Chocodile, is good shit
36:22 Ever have Strawberry milk? haha Foley looks like he has a Strawberry Milk Helmet he puts on after shooting episodes
@Gixsir
3 ай бұрын
😂 that’s a good piece of business
Ari introduced me to the idea of garbage people on YKWD. What a great episode
1 jet skii LMMMAAOOOOIO SOOOO TTRRAASSHHHH 😂🤦🏽♂️😂🤦🏽♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂
On trash nature vs nurture: many garbage tendencies are instinct. Habits are both learned & born. Think of when you start to do things differently out of laziness. Then you pass that on to a child. It's garbage to eat a fancy dinner with your hands, and a feral person would eat the meal with their hands 100% of the time. This could perhaps be the biggest philosophical question in AYG history.
Like when you went to his place you flush the toilet with your foot LMAOOOO that’s so spot on but one step above that is if it’s so garbage you don’t even flush.
That’s true but hurtful and then Foley breaks down the eclair perfectly like scientifically to the tea 😂😂😂😂
My sister and I have played the "hello game" for years. Each time I say hello and they don't respond, I come up with a more sadistic punishment for them than the last and we pantomime adding their name to my book of death... I'm probably fucked up but I relate to Ari's annoyance with this particular issue 😊
@arishaffir
3 жыл бұрын
Love it.
@BlekJamal
2 жыл бұрын
Hate it.
Foley looks like he's going to summer camp
Such interesting stories, & thank you for the upload!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UPPLOADING THIS!! Edit: #trashnation
My mother at dinner said milk water or nothing
How many people give you a "Hundo" to come do their podcast? Not many but Ari is a little different. Not too shab shab huh.
The fat smell lol! It's so true lololol
Kippy - where were you upside down! LMAOOOOO 😂🔥😂🔥
So I learned I'm not trash on this episode. So that's good.
@arishaffir
3 жыл бұрын
You ever use "so" in two sentences in a row? Garbage.
@arsonist12
3 жыл бұрын
@@arishaffir lol what can ya do. I go to bed and wake up to find out Ari Shaffir called me garbage. It's going to be a good day.
I think ari is the best "comic/person" out. Can make ya laugh, yet hes out there living a great life
@michealburns8017
2 жыл бұрын
It's not that it's the best in being the funniest thing but it's such a different kind of perspective on what's possible to do with a podcast that makes it so great. He's just living his life and taking you along for the ride. I don't know anyone else who does it that way. I love it
@imnotbenavery9220
2 жыл бұрын
I wasn’t a fan, thought he was going for low hanging fruit. Now he’s one of my favorite guests to see on pods, keeps it real and truth is uncomfortable
I’m early in the podcast right now but I’m gonna need that subway fuck story 😂
hahahahahahah @ the stampede joke, daym lol
Great episodes on here and on AYG with you 3 guys. so funny
longtime listener of ayg, ethnic trash is something im always super interested in,
21:18 - haha! caught Kippy saying 'eXpecially'! Bozooooooooooooooo :D:D:D Great podcast, rewatching it xth time now
The garage boys should put out a map with all the best trash places to eat and all the most garbage cities in every state 😂
@Gixsir
3 ай бұрын
That’s a great idea 🫡
Enjoyed this one. Got high and ordered pizza hut (thin crust) #garbage
Twist off beers are TRAYYSH!!!
Taking stitches out in front of MSG is a new level of insane
I'm such garage I've watched several episodes and just noticed the background items 🤣 I'm so trashy made me feel like I was at moms LOL
Definitely can tell mcmuffin didn't e d i t this one!🤣
0:55 damn you had Foley lookin skinny in the intro song 😂🔥😂✊🏾
Ari having “hella” as a prominent word in his vocabulary will never not sound weird.
@MrCelty4
2 жыл бұрын
Hella is trash
@Art-bk6vv
2 жыл бұрын
Great band
@samanthab1923
Жыл бұрын
Because he’s too old
Been waiting since last night for this one
It's ice-cream in Jurassic Park. The freezer goes down he say we should eat it before it melts .
I just watched the ayg podcast and all you guys did was switch seats. And it looks like foley took some of ari shrooms in between seat changes. Looking like Jerry Garcia got dredged out of the Hudson river.
@arishaffir
3 жыл бұрын
Not true!!! I came back 5 days later. You can tell because Foley got bigger.
@j.yahnke
3 жыл бұрын
@@arishaffir also. I've watch almost every show and that's the cleanest shave Foley has ever rocked.
@glass1258
3 жыл бұрын
@@arishaffir what’s with the black eyes dude
@josiemarinello5497
2 жыл бұрын
@@glass1258 had to tell him twice
Ari look like an emaciated captain spaulding without the makeup.
This episode is a good episode I am enjoying it. Slaps.🔥
Welcome back Ari, you’re part of why comedy still lives
Grew up on stern, loved the Eps’s with Ed, the voice, yes! Lol
Tim Dillon was was at the Carvel’s in the Hampton’s in a rented Lamborghini. One of the kids walked to the back of the Lambo and said “Jersey plates, trash!”
"Looks short!" 🤣
This sounds like an award ceremony for the brilliant garbage men. Best podcast of the year 2020
@wayofthewonderer
3 жыл бұрын
It's really not
Ari, the reason why that White Castle is so open is cause of the smell from Kikiriki's across the street. You just didn't notice the overwhelming chicken coop smell cause of where you've been for the last 6 months
@jibba1681
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who doesn’t live in nyc or near a White Castle, I was dying seeing how empty it was for that whole intro
@arishaffir
3 жыл бұрын
The smell of chicken coops mean fresh chicken. All I smell are the great deals.
@tarawhite986
Жыл бұрын
@Dan Gorry I used to live pretty close to that Kikiriki Vivero! I know exactly what you mean
Foley definitely eyeing that peanut butter cup
The sponsors are why I'm here
LOL! You really got me with the vaccine complication being the reason for the black eyes. Spontaneous black eye is actually one of the dreaded side effects.
You're doing the hellos too soon. You can't already be passing someone and slip in a hello you weirdo lol
I've been looking & waiting for this, after AYG dropped theirs! #TrashNation4Life
Take a shot every time the word "garbage" is said.
This pod influenced me to eat 10 white castles and now I’m in a pit of trashy despair
@Fryed_Bryce
Жыл бұрын
As though you weren't residing there before
Love the wide camera angle of Tuddie's basement, garbaggio!
@elizabethmahoney83
2 жыл бұрын
Feels like the fourth wall broke
great intro! love that hello sponsor read
Awesome. What camera do you use for the New York shots. Looks great!
the saying hello bit is GOLD
So weird in Arizona everyone would say hello back, I think everyone in New York City is just perpetually angry.
The south is graded on a curve 😂
i know im garbage because i immediately wanted a hot dog after they talked about them
@Podus81
Жыл бұрын
Just get a non-garbage dog. Nathans, sabrett.
Nobody's "Kid"napping Foley
Trash animals: I had a roomate in college who just let his rabbits roam around the apartment and shit anywhere they wanted.
Glad I found these guys, #jawn
Sponsor is on point. People are twats. Keep being you. ☮️🤙🏻
Thanks Man
That’s where world star hip-hop started😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cute he thinks a commercial plane is $30M LOL!
37:40 Ed "Futorian" lol?
Drinking milk for dinner isn't trash. It's just weird. Adding water to the milk to make it last is trash