Could you last 3 days on Hot Pockets and Funyuns like Jesse?

@thememaster7

Жыл бұрын

At his age, yes.

@PercocetPete

Жыл бұрын

thats what im doing right now

@taffy4442

Жыл бұрын

What's it worth to you?

@jasonscottjenkins

Жыл бұрын

with enough meth sure

@michaelhorne8366

Жыл бұрын

You are like a little baby. I lasted a week on peeps and the smell of Chinese food from the takeaway next door when I was at university.

Dang Jesse handled this like a champ. So did Hank and Gomie but Jesse clearly won in the long run.

@maskedmarvyl4774

Жыл бұрын

Did he? Did he win in the long run? He wound up getting kidnapped and enslaved by a sadistic neo-Nazi gang, tortured into making meth for them, and then seeing his girlfriend murdered in front of him by the psycho who tortured him. If Jesse had told the truth at this point, he could have struck a plea deal to testify as a witness, his girlfriend who he claimed he loved would be alive, and none of that would have happened to him.

@clayjack9969

Жыл бұрын

@@maskedmarvyl4774 I mean yeah he got to live out the rest of his life with a good amount of money in Alaska and Hank and Gomie are in a hole in the desert. Hank was a good man but his worst aspect was his hard and unforgiving he was on criminals. He would have thrown the book at Jesse even if he talked. Remember when he refused to hear from one of Mike’s guys cause his demands were too high and he wanted to get the info while giving the inmate the worst deal possible?

@vincentvitale4604

Жыл бұрын

@@clayjack9969 yeah plus they put the informants in gen pop during a massive breakthrough in an ongoing investigation, just kinda goes to show that the police don’t care ab their witnesses

@BradsGonnaPlay

Жыл бұрын

@@clayjack9969 yeah, Hank should have had a massive target on his back from the Cartel after Tuco died and El Paso. Walt should have had no influence on their retaliation.

@matthewriley7826

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention a stubborn old gangster who refuses to help the cops.

6 seconds in and he makes the entire interrogation completely unusable in a courtroom. That's impressive, even by US standards.

@Dilllonm

Жыл бұрын

by grabbing him?

@BIGD-cc7ru

Жыл бұрын

Wait how?

@Ajcav763

Жыл бұрын

@@BIGD-cc7ru It's coercing evidence by the threat of violence.

@zacharycat603

Жыл бұрын

They didn't want Jesse anyway, they were after Heisenberg.

@chombers

Жыл бұрын

Jesse could've sat there in complete silence if he wanted to. Interrogations are meant to intimidate people. That being said, you may be right.

1:10 This is good acting by Jesse. Lot of people might get tripped up there immediately trying to scramble to explain how his phone wasn't in there. But Jesse ignores anything said after "we found your car" because it's likely what somebody would do if their car was stolen.

@jirkazalabak1514

Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? The fact that his phone wasn´t in a car that had been STOLEN pointed to absolutely nothing. Jesse could have simply said that the thief probably took the phone as well. Easiest excuse ever.

@ratedr7845

Жыл бұрын

​@@jirkazalabak1514 undre stress while being interrogated ain't a good combo

@maximusd26

Жыл бұрын

@@jirkazalabak1514 but his car wasn't stolen, and if he fixated on his phone, which no one would care about if you lost a car, it would give up the fact he knew the car wasn't actually stolen and he left the place.

@jirkazalabak1514

Жыл бұрын

@@maximusd26Sure, but when asked why the phone wasn´t in the car, he could have simply replied "No idea, probably the scumbag stole it, too."

@taddypatty7923

Жыл бұрын

good writing.

Little does hank know Jesse is the bad ass who shot tuco lol

@Big_baasman

Жыл бұрын

And you would think they would have connected his DNA to Jesse on Tuco's corpse from that struggle, but something something TV.

@foljs5858

Жыл бұрын

@@Big_baasman there's not always something to go with... that they always find DNA in a struggle is a TV trope

@TRPG74

Жыл бұрын

With Tuco's own gun while having the shit kicked out of him. Way more badass than just straight up shooting him

@Big_baasman

Жыл бұрын

@@foljs5858 it's not a trope, though. Tuco physically assaulted him, in some instances Jesse was holding onto something near tuco or was touching him while getting his ass kicked. I would bet in real life, Jesse's DNA would still be fresh with blood/spit somewhere, and even fingerprints on tuco's rifle.

@chombers

Жыл бұрын

​@@Big_baasman it's feasible that there was dna evidence but also feasible that there wasn't. Still, would partial/incomplete/fabricated DNA evidence be enough to convince a jury? Probably.

Hank made this show just like Walt did. He did an amazing job playing that part and I wanna show him credit.

@FantasyVisuals

Жыл бұрын

He was also in terminator the Sarah Connor chronicles season 2

@Bennysol

Жыл бұрын

@@FantasyVisuals he also played Benjamin Franklin on the Sons of Liberty series

@TheGeneralDisarray

Жыл бұрын

He's also in starship troopers and total recall

@raurmanproductions3438

Жыл бұрын

@@FantasyVisuals He was also in Terminator 2: Judgement Day as one of the SWAT team guys in Cyberdyne.

"You son of a bitch I know you're El Camino and I'm gonna prove it" such a good line

@twisted_nether373

Жыл бұрын

Wait, when was he talking to a car?

@immigrantgaming420epic

Жыл бұрын

@Nick West Perhaps it would've been better if he called saul

@robyjacker

Жыл бұрын

​@@immigrantgaming420epic Sadly, he broke bad way before meeting Saul.

@ClutchClick

Жыл бұрын

Man these jokes sucks ass cheeks

@Soleilasens

Жыл бұрын

"I know you were breaking bad before you better called Saul. You're not fooling me" - hank schreider

Dude, Jesse is a WAY better liar than Walt.

Bro idk how “the captn” license plate didn’t get mentioned 😂😂

@jermymorre5543

Жыл бұрын

Daaaaaaang continuity error?

@biggusdickus1689

Жыл бұрын

@@jermymorre5543 It would have been speculative evidence on their end and probably would have been thrown out, they needed a confession

@Fade-hk4rz

Жыл бұрын

Hank didnt care he just wants heisenberg

@Lil_Santa_2001

Жыл бұрын

I was wondering the same thing. Big plot hole. Hank has too much of a hard on for a the blue stuff to just ignore/forget about that

@biggusdickus1689

Жыл бұрын

@@Lil_Santa_2001 It points to Jesse being Captain Cook but it's far too speculative to be used as actual evidence. It may confirm what Hank suspects but does nothing towards getting a confession or a conviction. So really it's not a hole so much as just something that they decided not to mention outright.

Hank sounding like he was going to pull a Lalo. Now tell me the story again 💀💀

@lukekiely2450

Жыл бұрын

Wish I could do that. Except the only you could pull a lalo is to be very intimidating.

@jirkazalabak1514

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, except Jesse could have just refused to answer. It´s not like the DEA is going to torture or kill him if he stays quiet. They have to give him food an water as long as he is in custody, and will have to release him eventually. Even if you haven´t done anything, talking to law enforcement without a lawyer present is big no-no. Plenty of shit cops out there who only care about the number of arrests, and don´t really care if an innocent person gets convicted.

@mkultra2456

Жыл бұрын

@@lukekiely2450 lol where is the 3rd comment?

@lukekiely2450

Жыл бұрын

@@mkultra2456 what?

@mkultra2456

Жыл бұрын

@@lukekiely2450 lol what part of "where is the 3rd comment?" don't you understand? As of now there are 5 comments but one of them is missing.

Hank's "oops" when he comes back the money bag kills me every time

Such an emotional scene, I had to pause after Hank called Jesse a sussy baka

@andrewtran694

Жыл бұрын

truly bravo Vince lmfao

@tylerhoover1770

Жыл бұрын

He did?

@MsEldarium

Жыл бұрын

vravo bince

@davecrupel2817

Жыл бұрын

Had to pause too. Was laughing myself into an early grave ☠️

@lourdesgyan

Жыл бұрын

What does it mean?

Jesse holds up to interrogation very well

@user-vo3uy3qy2t

Жыл бұрын

​@@theravenman did his answers matter tho? He did handle quite well.

@CognizantCheddar

Жыл бұрын

@@theravenman And by answering them harmlessly, he appeared stupidly innocent.

@Nyssine

6 ай бұрын

@@theravenman saying nothing would have been smarter, but his stupid alibi worked and they got nothing

@ElStink4K

4 ай бұрын

@@theravenman He responds quite cleverly

@theravenman

4 ай бұрын

@@ElStink4K no need to be a dick about it

Man, the stark difference between the interview with this Jesse, and his interview with the two feds/Hank in the final season, my god does Walt destroy this kid. Even Hank is like "he really did a number on you didn't he" like he remembers this Jesse and is like WTF happened to you?

@buckleup8962

Жыл бұрын

and interesting differences when the DEA when they talk to Mike and how Mike handles the similar situation.

@Broderline

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@tankdogization

Жыл бұрын

Jesse was just some troubled kid 7 years out of high school. They painted him perfectly into that when they introduced him. In the end he was broken to the core. He stopped wearing his beanie, grew out his facial hair, stressed out and cried many times. He just wanted someone to catch him and help him redeem himself by the end of the show.

@jordanflores5687

Жыл бұрын

He destroys himself

"only shooting you do is into a kleenex" lmao oh hank how wrong you were...

@jakandratchet9930

Жыл бұрын

Not the first time Hank was wrong, and it wouldn’t be the last.

@Grivian

Жыл бұрын

@@jakandratchet9930 Not the middle he was wrong either

@dannysamsam2467

Жыл бұрын

Even though he was wrong it’s still a good burn

@Grivian

Жыл бұрын

@Barry Block Han Wong

@JayCity10

Жыл бұрын

He got a bullet or two for being wrong. Along with Gomez, the other supposed hero.

"D-A ALL THE WAY" 😂😂😂

@pjaxy

Жыл бұрын

You forgot the "E". D-E-A all the way.

@javondarrien4631

Жыл бұрын

@@pjaxyno Jesse did lmao

@TheCoolestJose

Жыл бұрын

District Attorney all the way!!! :)

@blackdynamite_5470

11 ай бұрын

That *E* is silent

0:11 Hank: "Tell me again." Jesse: "Again."

0:57 Gomie is like "oh shit i forgot about that."

@trent2kg813

Жыл бұрын

Lmao bro said: 🤔😬

@bartudundar3193

Жыл бұрын

He broke a door, he getting deported for sure.

Walt: You think I'm a meth cook Hank: No, the only cooking you do is for a bake sale!

@orale_

Жыл бұрын

Weak roast

@macmercy505

Жыл бұрын

😂

@darksideofevil13

Жыл бұрын

Such a cop line.

@enjoyitbro

Жыл бұрын

@@orale_ like Gale's coffee

@elijahmeilak2906

Жыл бұрын

@@orale_yeah why does this have over 200 likes lmao

Where the he'll is Saul ? Don't say a word without an attorney.

@kevinmares9249

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t show up until later in the season but very true

u saying i shot someone?? with like a gun?? 🤣

@cade.s

Жыл бұрын

He knew everything lol

Funny thing is, Jesse was the one who shot Tuco.

@Trollinskyy

Жыл бұрын

Popped em with that 9 yo

@tk-hf4oz

6 ай бұрын

Nah, he was partying with Wendy.

After this interview, Jesse got his car back. He drove to Alaska and works on a crab boat. I love happy endings.

Another sign of Jeese's rather bright street intellect is his decision to refuse he'd gone to a restaurant when asked due to then creating a hole in his lie if the DEA inquired about it

Even back in season 2, Hank and Gomie were absolutely on point and certified badasses

@dudenotsoperfect9366

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha pathetic excuses for a cop.

@55Treed

Жыл бұрын

Hank is a terrible person, too caught up in his cop persona to realize that he's not chasing bad guys, he's chasing anyone he thinks is a bad guy.

@dudenotsoperfect9366

Жыл бұрын

@@55Treed one of the weird points of the show i dont get but everybody has excuses for. Hank being a terrible cop. Skylar being a normal wife. Walter being a villain. But hey. I liked it. But not a s much as the rest.

@CB-xr1eg

Жыл бұрын

@@dudenotsoperfect9366 Her name was Skyler, Yo.

@dudenotsoperfect9366

Жыл бұрын

@@CB-xr1eg : )

It's funny how you would never imagine these two actually working together, especially when Hank beats up Jesse, but Walt was both the main character and the villain all along and the two banded together to at least try to bring the worse evil to justice (Only to be shot at by an even worse evil, Nazi Methheads)

Id have loved to hear a conversation between Hank and Debra from Dexter

@Agnosticuzumaki

Жыл бұрын

Haha just two oblivious people chatting it up

@alphanerd7221

Жыл бұрын

@@Agnosticuzumaki Deb isn't oblivious. Dexter being a criminal was illogical and well hid. Walter is a dying man with rage issues.

@Agnosticuzumaki

Жыл бұрын

@@alphanerd7221 Dexter is very detailed but he has ego too, and is shown to get emotional at times and break from his self imposed rules.

@alphanerd7221

Жыл бұрын

@@Agnosticuzumaki So what? Make a point.

@Agnosticuzumaki

Жыл бұрын

@@alphanerd7221 shouldnt be hard to ID a guy continuously returning to a scene of a crime, which is a common mark of a serial killer, especially one who makes mistakes when flustered. That's why she's oblivious.

taco

@airb0ll304

Жыл бұрын

no way

@kennethlee8792

Жыл бұрын

no way

@Kablowshky

Жыл бұрын

no way

@DesignzRUs1

Жыл бұрын

no way

@LboyW

Жыл бұрын

Yes way

Jesus Christ, it only took me 4 rewatches and 100 hours of clips to find just how unbearable Hank was. Guy parades himself like he's the paradigm of masculinity with an ego as fragile as Walter's. It's amazing how he managed to get shot in the head before being fired and pumping gas.

@imcallingjapan2178

Жыл бұрын

IRL he'd have a right wing podcast for bigoted morons

@deez_nuts1368

Жыл бұрын

I really don't like Hank, it's my first watch and I'm at the beginning of season 2, but I could never stand him. he disrespects dead people, doesn't have any consideration for the people he's after, is a complete idiot and I could go on, I just can't bring myself to think of him like the badass character people say he is

@imcallingjapan2178

Жыл бұрын

@@deez_nuts1368 I won't spoil it for you, but keep watching. He is a bit more complex than he appears with all the a-hole jock bravado but it doesn't reveal until later in the show.

@deez_nuts1368

Жыл бұрын

@@imcallingjapan2178 I just realized I made a mistake, I'm actually at the beginning of season 3 (the Jesse angst got Mr thinking wrong) but I'll trust you on this and tell you if my opinion changes when I'm done watching

@RunstarHomer

Жыл бұрын

@@deez_nuts1368 No spoilers, but yeah I felt exactly the same as you the first time I watched the show. If Hank was a member of my family, I'd find him totally impossible to be around. But I came around. Also, stop watching clips on youtube. You'll get spoilers from the recommendations.

"The only shooting you do is into a kleenex" best line 😂😂

One more of these and I'm going to have to rewatch the entire series...

interesting differences when the DEA when they talk to Mike and how Mike handles the similar situation.

Taco Taco Taco

@mkultra2456

Жыл бұрын

NACHO NACHO MAAAAAAAAN! I WANT TO BE... A NACHO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

0:11 this is the moment Hank became Lalo

They hadn't thought of the character yet but this would be an IDEAL time to Call Saul! 🤣🤣

“Only shooting you do is into a Kleenex” 😂

"I was up for 3 days studying minerals and eating cheetos."

"Yeah Mr. Schrader! Yeah DEA!" 1:17

1:22 to see Gomie feel scared of Jesse

@CognizantCheddar

Жыл бұрын

That's not fear of Jesse. That's Gomie buying Jesse's acting in that moment, which is making Gomie concerned that Jesse is telling the truth and thus isn't a lead they can use.

@Spork.

Жыл бұрын

Scared? He just knows he’s full of shit.

That yeast factory of a girlfriend of yours.... Jesus...

Hank's relentless pursuit of justice takes center stage in this intense interrogation scene. Dean Norris delivers a powerful performance as he tries to break Aaron Paul's character, Jesse. The tension is palpable as Hank's desperation to uncover the truth pushes Jesse to his limits. The scene showcases the incredible acting skills of both actors and keeps viewers on the edge of their seats.

@mdcraig62

Жыл бұрын

"Hank's relentless pursuit of justice " Like when he ruined Hugo the janitors life for what? dime bag, because he wanted to close a case?

@nervousnorvus1944

Жыл бұрын

@@mdcraig62 i thought it was literally just a joints worth. but yeah fuck hank

@goolittl

11 ай бұрын

chatgpt ass answer

@lozza4687

10 ай бұрын

@@mdcraig62This is ai generated my guy

@theshlauf

9 ай бұрын

@@lozza4687 Now that you mention it, it really does feel like someone asked a chat bot to review the scene.

The only thing that bothers me with this scene….. WHY ARE GOMEZ AND HANK WEARING THE SAME SHIRT?!

@CB-xr1eg

Жыл бұрын

They're not. Hanks has a button-down collar. Gomies doesn't.

@HarleyQuinn_93

Жыл бұрын

@@CB-xr1eg same color

@CB-xr1eg

Жыл бұрын

@@HarleyQuinn_93 Well spotted. But same colour doesn't make them the same shirt if one has a button collar and the other doesn't. Would you say the same if they both wore a white shirt?

@TheBfutgreg

Жыл бұрын

@@CB-xr1eg Like Peter Griffin and Homer Simpsons both wear a white shirt But Homer's is buttonless and Peter's has buttons

Yeast factory of a girlfriend 😂

2:34 : "What are you saying like.. I shot someone? With like a gun? Not until the season 3 finale, bitch!"

"It's pretty hot under these lights eh Seinfeld?"

@danielmzlos1895

Жыл бұрын

Not gonna play ball hein

@xavibbi3160

Жыл бұрын

Can I have a sip?

@bigstiffmen

Жыл бұрын

actually i'm quite comfortable

Hanks actor is really good with thos facial expressions

Probably one of the few times jesse was the smartest in the show.

Remember kids, and this is important, nothing you say to a cop can be used to HELP you in court. It can ONLY be used against you. All you need to do is request a lawyer and the interrogation legally has to end. Just invoke your right to remain silent after that and everything said after that is now inadmissible.

hanks biggest problem was understanding jessie and even thi they were tied to so many locations

I always thought Jesse and Walt could have come up with a way better story than this for Jesse. The hospital he was in after Tuco beat the hell out of him would have records of him coming in after being assaulted. Just say "Listen, I owed Tuco money, so he beat me half to death and took my car as payment. Tuco's insane, I'm lucky to be alive. No way would I ever report my car stolen." Sells way better than this story.

@thestain2698

4 ай бұрын

they would've never gotten off his ass if he admitted knowing tuco

Hank when sees Jesse:Tuco Salamanca, hard man to find

“The only shooting you do is into a Cleanex” brooo 🤣🤣

3:09

Wendy, did not in fact, roll.

you wouldn't be allowed to write Hank's character these days

You can see Jesse's poker face almost turn into despair as soon as Hank lifts up the money bag. Brilliant acting.

Did anyone see journey to mystery island with the Rock? Jessie was in it younger!

I don't know any taco.

0:48 This is the funniest sh1t ever

"Tell me again."

:51 Funyuns are awesome

I have to agree with Hank. One thing I never bought was Jesse hanging out with Wendy at all.

In thumbnail that looks like daredevil vs kingpin

This part of the series was so silly to me. How could they not find any of Jesses DNA or Walts for that matter at Tucos hide out? They was in the trunk of his car for a long time which was still left st the crome scene. They was in the house, drinking water, watching tv, sitting at the table.. heck even the guns they held I believe were left behind as well as Jesses car yet Jesse is allowed to walk free and its never mentioned again. Not to mention as the series goes on Hank is somehow clueless to Jesse being involved in all this Blue Meth business. The tuco thing.. the camper van he tracks down which is known to be the meth lab vehicle is found at the junk yard with Jesse inside with bullet holes on it. Jesses friend badger gets caught selling blue meth yet every time the detectives cant put 2 and 2 together and Jesse walks free

@Xpwnxage

11 ай бұрын

Waltuh's DNA wouldn't be in the system but Jesse's definitely would yeah. Well it's just like how security cameras would have cracked the case several different times but we need to suspend our disbelief from time to time.

@starwarsnerd100

9 ай бұрын

DNA evidence isn’t as common in real life as CSI would make u believe

Funyuns and boom boom sounds like a lovely evening

Did you know that Hank was foreshadowing Jesse killing Gale. When Hank says “the only shooting you do is into a Kleenex”, Hank is referring to Gale’s nickname in college. He earned it because he was always clean and experienced in the lab. Bravo Bince!

@H.K.5

4 ай бұрын

Truly one of the scriptwriting ever created.

funyuns and boom boom

“Only shooting you do is into a Kleenex” fantastic

0:25

I swear Hank said the funniest shit!!

The only shooting you do is in a Kleenex. 🤣🤣

@leecharlie2513

Жыл бұрын

What does it mean by shorting in a Kleenex?

@billmalec

Жыл бұрын

@@leecharlie2513 Cum now. Think about it. 🤔😁

@DanielDLG

Жыл бұрын

@@leecharlie2513 you don’t kneed to know bro

@Pbateman721

Жыл бұрын

@@leecharlie2513 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

@TheBfutgreg

Жыл бұрын

@@leecharlie2513 It's referring to male ejaculation, aka jizzing/cumming/shooting ropes/blowing a load/busting a nut/skeeting/splooging if you weren't joking I have more but hope that helped

“Yeast factory” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

no clue how that red car got to md

"Who's your chief lil injun?"

@shannonz9211

3 ай бұрын

I've been reading comments for 5 minutes trying to figure out what he said. Ty.

@BFD1989

3 ай бұрын

@@shannonz9211 I'm here to serve

Get a lawyer done

The thumbnail reminds me of Thanos and Stark

Should have called Saul

This is the moment where Jesse didn't know any Taco.

This is the moment Jesse became little engine

I honestly don't really respect Hank, he treats people poorly and he threatens people with violence.

@nervousnorvus1944

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he is not meant to be a good guy.

This was the exact moment tuco became taco

DA all the way!! Jesse you legend!

Hank is unbelievably bad at interrogations it's almost laughable, especially how he always thinks he's in control and tries to flex that lol. He tries to play all calm and intimidating but as soon as he's confronted with a person or reality that defies his control and expectations, he loses his composure and bravado instantly, a good example of that being when he confronts Walt on being Heisenberg

@H.K.5

4 ай бұрын

True but he’s an incredible detective, you can’t be great at everything.

This scene infuriates me because it's not even close to accurate for how interrogations go, the show is usually so good.

I love when he said "what, man?!?!" 😂😂😂 Jesse is fuckin hilarious

We’re just normal men

@kirbyeatsbomberman

Жыл бұрын

We're just innocent men!

"Are you saying I shot someone? With like a gun?" No Jesse, with a Microwave oven :| ...

Funniest scene in the whole series "Wait, you found my car?? YES!!! DEA ALL DAY!!! "What??? What does that even mean???

1:45 background people or background directors lol

Kinda sus

Hank was very brave in life and death situations but otherwise a bad DEA agent. Think of all his mistakes in just a two year period. In the end he went in without any backup and got Gomey and himself killed.

"Only shooting you do is into a Kleenex." 🤣 Underrated Hank line.

gomez and hank really trying to squeeze jesse with the money

Hank plays such a great incredible prick. Not the kind of job you aspire to. It’s the kind of job you default to.

"heheh" - ASAC Schraaader

It’s never said enough how good of a cop hank was. His instincts are unmatched which is wat made it so much sweeter how his own brother in law was right under his nose. If anyone besides family, hank would have arrested walt in season 2

@jessblues848

Жыл бұрын

he's totally wrong about who shot Tuco tho

Yo wait, that thumbnail making them look kinda sus 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

2:59 Lol

wow- "so who's your chief, little injun"😮

what vending machine has hot pockets