_"Y o u r o l l f i v e t o h a v e s e x w i t h a g I r a f f e"_

@vitopasco8266

3 жыл бұрын

ALRIGHT I GET IT SHEESE WHAT A BUNCH OF NOISE

@cutecartsy5709

3 жыл бұрын

@WrathfulShows KZread just thinks the capitalized I is correct XD

@domikun8231

3 жыл бұрын

The most accurate way to explain D&D

@SwoopyGHOSTS

3 жыл бұрын

You heard it to

@ShadyDoesContent

3 жыл бұрын

@@perkynaanaa6237 R o l l I n i t i t a v e.

Missed the opportunity to say 'She's not a ten, she's a natural twenty.'

@captainandrew45

5 жыл бұрын

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *finger guns*

@bitterjames

5 жыл бұрын

you glorious bastard you

@gloxxic

5 жыл бұрын

Youn

@ghoulbuster1

5 жыл бұрын

nice

@jm-sh6qr

5 жыл бұрын

the universe must hate me because I had to see this comment before I died

"You took my mermaid!" "Well bring her back!" That's how an adventure starts homie. Now you have a goal and a purpose. Realize it.

@yaboiiskelly2502

3 жыл бұрын

This is how real life works too

@TUM_Toons

3 жыл бұрын

May-ro Bras

@angelicacimpoesu4924

2 жыл бұрын

@@yaboiiskelly2502 yeah but in real life You cant get your goals

@Zacyyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

Mario plot explained

@rminkof

Жыл бұрын

Potion of Water Breathing is 11 GP a pop. & lasts a whole hour! Mere kobold loot.

"You're in a room.. the room is covered in... detail" Actually me writing

@aidenpice5793

10 ай бұрын

700 likes and no comments? Let me fix that >:)

@quemevasadecirami

7 ай бұрын

8tyfive fixs AnD No ComMenTs?!! let Me liKe tHat

@Kartuuse806

5 ай бұрын

Oh bOy whY dO pEoPle say "... lIkeS anD No ComMeNts, LeT Me fIX tHAt"

"It's almost as if she makes me feel like I'm alive again." That honestly made me really, really sad for Goofball.

@robinspook-5873

5 жыл бұрын

Golfball*

@mittycommitspizzatime92

5 жыл бұрын

MegaLucario456 _ Someone’s been paying attention to the series

@robinspook-5873

5 жыл бұрын

@@mittycommitspizzatime92 yee

@monkeydfunky1558

5 жыл бұрын

He is dead after all

@notubercharged

5 жыл бұрын

@@robinspook-5873 I was just about to make that joke XD

I’m in a room...and it’s covered in detail...HOW DID YOU KNOW!?!

@raininess

5 жыл бұрын

*gasp* SAME! What are the odds?!

@corndogcowboy69

5 жыл бұрын

Wow! Incredible!

@rageinternet9391

5 жыл бұрын

WHO'S IN MY ROOM!?

@theinternetexplorer7873

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr like I have yellow wallpaper in my room too!

@scoots291

5 жыл бұрын

Oh good I'm in a room without detail.

As a dnd nerd myself, i understood everything he said at the beginning

@DragonKriz

3 жыл бұрын

you DO have to roll a five to have sex with a giraffe, right?

@cesaralvarado8016

3 жыл бұрын

@@DragonKriz indeed

@1_fishy_boi984

2 жыл бұрын

@@DragonKriz yes, in a safari like campaign, you can roll a 5 to have sex with a giraffe

@raisinx

2 жыл бұрын

@@1_fishy_boi984 lmao nice

@TomoLamp

2 жыл бұрын

@@1_fishy_boi984 you roll a nat 20, the giraffe says that it was the best sex theyd ever have received in their life.

Plot twist: The dungeons and dragons story intertwines with Max’s grief over burnbot’s disappearance. In this scenario, Goofball is Max, and The Marmaid is Burnbot. Goofballs lack of “charisma” represents Max’s own lack of charisma. And Goofballs anger towards Max directly mirrors Max’s anger towards Goofball that made Burnbot leave in the first place.

@danceypants1170

3 жыл бұрын

This is now head canon.

@swampwaffle74

3 жыл бұрын

Well I actually thought you were doing a meme plot twist thing. I stand corrected.

@Martinerofsea

2 жыл бұрын

Wait what, when did but not leave

@everett9199

Жыл бұрын

"Marmaid"

@volnartheunforgiving3952

6 ай бұрын

This is sort of a good point when you consider that Max blaming Goofball for the awful things he himself said about her is also at least as unreasonable as Goofball blaming Max for being the DM when he got a bad roll

"I use Magic Missile to blast a hole in the wall and skip your entire dungeon." "Roll for damage." "Wait, what?"

@franzsno7019

4 жыл бұрын

“Roll for initiative.” *what*

@tje24

4 жыл бұрын

@@franzsno7019 underrated reply

@estellaruiz3125

4 жыл бұрын

Franzs No it’s the dark forest elves!

@Concerned_Custodian

3 жыл бұрын

@@franzsno7019 "Excuse me, *WHAAAAAAT."*

@sqentontheslime1967

3 жыл бұрын

Franzs No Wall mimic!

"Close your eyes, Goofball." "Why?" "Because I don't want to animate my imagination."

@xethanxxstraightx1794

5 жыл бұрын

5:32 uh... he did animate it though

@Archon762

5 жыл бұрын

Yes but the first two minutes weren't and my above comment was the feeling I got from it until suddenly mermaid. It's not a perfect comment.

@criticorn663

5 жыл бұрын

@@Archon762 But the point of it was for you to imagine it, and then suddenly have your interpretation of the scene appear on the screen. In my opinion for an animated show, suddenly lacking the visual aspect of it is a very interesting choice.

@Archon762

5 жыл бұрын

Thank you for deconstructing my joke with logic xD

@yomomma2623

5 жыл бұрын

Well said but I think you miss the point of imagination.

Theory: The mermaid was Golfball's lover, from when he was alive. Max didn't describe the mermaid, all he said was "perfect." Goofball imagined her looks all from his idea of a "perfect woman" (hence the mermaid not conforming to the usual trends of 'beauty'), and the reason he feels nostalgic from only a thought is because it was more so a memory. He got so defensive and angry because, in that moment, he was able to be with her again. And then he rolled a 2 with a -8 charisma modifier. This has been an over-speculation from yours truly. yadda yadda film theory.

@caxolog

3 жыл бұрын

That’s such an interesting theory, you have convinced me

@ProducingItOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

We gotta show this to max

@_ryannefrancis_2824

3 жыл бұрын

Damn underated comment indeed

@Houndoomgirl77

3 жыл бұрын

He always knew how to make her laugh....he met her when she was crying and heartbroken. Somehow he instantly figured out her sense of humor and for the first time in weeks she smiled. Not only smiled...laughed. She wanted more of this goofy guys jokes. She kept in touch with him. She soon found that every day the only thing that could make her laugh was his HIM. she loved how he always knew what would get her to giggle...a story, a quip, a cartoon-like exaggeration...he just always knew. He loved her laugh too. He would stay up all night thinking of new material that would make her happy. His best friend's joy meant more to him than anything else. He was devoted to her smiles and laughter. He would compliment her on how amazing she looked when she was full of joy...soon she started loving herself. She started to love her laugh, she loved feeling happy, she loved her smile and finally felt like it was beautiful enough to show. After falling in love with herself for once she reaslized that she had fallen for him as well. Soon they were lovers, best friends, soulmates even. his humor won her over but she soon found that he was so much more. he was thoughtful, loved to stand up for his feelings and morals, was quick to make stories and ideas, and no matter what, even when she was sobbing he could make her laugh. She even pushed him to live his dream of being a standup comedian so that he could share that joy with everyone. he would call her his "divine comedy" as divine and rare as seeing a mermaid... And she would call him her little goofball. In his death, he lives on with her memories. promising to be funny and playful and always be the living cartoon she saw him as...she would've wanted him to make people laugh...and the name he chose for himself...the name she gave him..goofball

@mickrabbit_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Houndoomgirl77 Im literally gonna cry over a cartoon ghost

Better idea: "Bring her back!" "Oh, you want to find her again?" The adventure begins.

@hjalmarnilsson1756

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the DnD spirit

@bane2201

2 жыл бұрын

Very late to this comment, but respect to you for your Gooseman profile pic.

Yeah, I am a DM Depressed Manchild

@thatonea-hole

5 жыл бұрын

Aren't we all?!?! 😔

@DarkTyyp

5 жыл бұрын

Yep same. Lel

@aceofweebs9140

5 жыл бұрын

@@thatonea-hole we are all losers in are own ways if we have money we lose happiness and meaning, if we have happiness and meaning gess what we don't have.

@thatonea-hole

5 жыл бұрын

@@aceofweebs9140 **MONEY** 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💳💸💸💸💸💸💸💳💳💳

@Stuffed-gamer

5 жыл бұрын

DM Dick mockery

When a cartoon ghost articulates your feelings for others you know will never be mutual lmao

@nachosNipples

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Bump 2.0 mutual what?

@Ghost_of_Avalon

5 жыл бұрын

Life is Bane

@user-md4mj3kh3i

5 жыл бұрын

Im Ray and I'm Gay

@StewHeisenberg

5 жыл бұрын

Sex sex sex

@notgray88

5 жыл бұрын

@Pablo Cattaneo You merely adopted the darkness

“T O H A V E S E X W I T H A G I R A F F E” my FUCKING favorite part

We ain’t gonna talk about how Max annoyed goofball this time?

XD 1:02 "you roll 5 to have sex with a giraffe" that cracks me up everytime

@nicknickell4785

5 жыл бұрын

That takes a 9 to happen

@copycatcay

5 жыл бұрын

its a 3 for giraffe, 5 is for a porcupine

@saphykat

5 жыл бұрын

XDDD

@averageleagueoflegendsgame2693

4 жыл бұрын

If you roll a six, you molest a whale

@juliobulio715

4 жыл бұрын

@@copycatcay 10 is for Bears

The way Max described it was so intimate and beautiful it almost made me cry.

@racc5817

4 жыл бұрын

I'd pay good money for an audio book read by him

@sebastianlunar6012

4 жыл бұрын

i cry like a bitch tbh

@racc5817

4 жыл бұрын

@@samdyson6436 someone's had a bad day

“It’s not my fault you’re so woefully uncharismatic!” You made the character, Max.

@adalwin1875

2 жыл бұрын

Goofball is real

@gido9467

2 жыл бұрын

@@adalwin1875 Obviously Goofball is real. 🙄 I’m talking about his D&D character.

@adalwin1875

2 жыл бұрын

@@gido9467 oh right

I decided to close my eyes and picture the scene with Max's narration and good god that whole scene was set up perfectly. Especially when the music flared up again, I quickly opened my eyes to make sure I wasn't missing anything. (I was afraid I had closed my eyes for too long and was missing some animation.) When I did, it was the exact moment the mermaid turned around and looked at me. I know it was a cartoon mermaid behind a screen, but it felt so god damn real. It's a feeling I can't even begin to describe, a feeling of immersion and wonder I've rarely seen anyone capture so perfectly. 11 Feb 2024 Edit: I just found out that Navi Max exists. My emotions regarding this discovery are unclear.

“I blast a hole in the wall and skip your entire campaign.” -Literally every D&D party ever.

@bradpotts1747

5 жыл бұрын

so many memories

@mcdowneywhite279

5 жыл бұрын

Pull the biggest bullshit and do a crit roll to piss off the DM, cuz they passed.

@FantasticMrLP

5 жыл бұрын

"The Missile smashes into the cracked stonework of the ancient stone walls. Small fragments break off and scatter around the room, a few specks hitting your faces. The (checks Wizards 1d4+1 damage roll) 3 damage leaving a small hole in the wall but nothing more. You can tell these ancient halls are built of thick stone bricks, and being underground, would either hold another room of this hellish dungeon or solid stone behind it anyway". -> the key is to let the player do this, but simply explain the rational aftermath, rather than attempt to tell them "No". The consequence is that he wasted a level 1 spell slot for the equivalent of hitting the wall with a hammer. In the next fight he'll quickly learn not to waste his spells in such a manner again :p

@GamerGod353

5 жыл бұрын

This is why you do 2 things. 1. Apply the cloyster spell in your dungeon so they can't teleport away or use any spells against a dungeon. 2. make sure it's underground.

@alfredwinchesterjr

5 жыл бұрын

​@@GamerGod353 or just, prepare to improvise excessively and make sure that the plot is inescapable to them. -You leave the dungeon, knowing full well that if you don't handle this a bunch of stuff you wont like will happen. But hey if you wanna go fuck around in a random village, lemme just create some npcs. *2 sessions later* -Hey remember that thing you ignored before? It's chasing you now. Turns out in the dungeon was when it was weakest.

Dang Max, At this point you should just become a writer

@sparkylongtail309

4 жыл бұрын

How do you think Brain Dump is made? How do you think any part of the animation sequence is made. HOW DO YOU THINK THIS WAS STORYBOARDED? The best writing is when no one can see anything wrong with it. ;)

@Yipper64

4 жыл бұрын

"The walls where covered in DETAIL" top 10 writing (no but really because it was supposed to be a kind of joke or at least a set up to one it is great writing even though its purposefully bad)

@flyingsky1559

4 жыл бұрын

It would seem he has already become so

@koolkid7550

3 жыл бұрын

@Panda Boi Gaming YT WAIT I DID THAT ON ACCIDENT LMAO-

@calebrose740

3 жыл бұрын

He really should

“You see a single perfect mermaid” I want to go and talk to her “Roll for dexterity” 1 “You slip on the rocks and slam your skull on the hard floor before sinking into the shimmering cavern pool, the water is freezing cold but you notice a small ripple and then clawed hands tugging at your legs.” “Roll for strength” 2 “You flail about in the water aimlessly in an attempt to return yourself to the surface and pull yourself out but the clawed hands don’t let go, and you feel yourself sinking, being pulled into the yawning darkness below. You look down at your captor, the mermaid looks up at you hungrily and grins, showing her dozens of sharp teeth ready to dig into your flesh and perhaps feed to her brood if she has one” “Roll a saving throw” Fail “Make a new character, you’re dead”

3:20 he has no business being this adorable

"Finally, I can achieve my dream of stage left," says Golfball, before promptly going house left.

@aydennuula979

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you. As soon as he moved I was thinking "hey wait a minute"

@dumbpossum8461

4 жыл бұрын

Hahah actors are great

@Lessembarrassingman

3 жыл бұрын

Go

@thatguyonyoutube989

3 жыл бұрын

*Stage right

@Lessembarrassingman

3 жыл бұрын

Thatguyonyoutube Right time

First burnbot leaves after Max hurts her feelings, now she's still gone and goofball tries to steal braindump from Max. I feel like this is leading up to something big.

@angel88761

5 жыл бұрын

When that video comes there will be no intro theme instead it will play during a crucial moment and be a slow piano version on repeat since it's short

@SuperWaistcoat

5 жыл бұрын

It’s Max. He’s infamous for doing this but with the last two we may not see it.

@CloudBlitzer

5 жыл бұрын

Max is a genius, I'm honestly excited to see where this goes. I'm almost positive this was his intention from the start. He wanted to lure us in with a false sense of security with lovable characters we came to enjoy and then pull the rug out from under us by revealing that there is a plot to Brain Dump.

@jaschabull2365

5 жыл бұрын

It'd better, I came to hear Max talk about the Grinch, and stayed because of all the cliffhangers, which forced me to watch this religiously. I hope that will prove worth my while.

@identiikit

5 жыл бұрын

Detailed details surround you within very detailed room. Upon each detail is a detail, and on each of those is a detailed detail. You look down on a cluster of details, and sitting upon it is...... A BEIGE CUBE.

‘Then you roll five to have sex with a giraffe’ -my new favourite line. Also, astral observatory for the mermaid scene just lands... just so perfectly, well done on the song choice.

@ineedinternetpointsplssub

Жыл бұрын

underrated line

Anyone else think Max’s little story time session with Goofball’s eyes closed was relaxing? I literally started imagining this stuff as well-

Honestly... The way he wrote that description in the middle of the video, along with the eventual visuals... Kinda put a tear in my eye... That was beautiful

@vynn5522

5 жыл бұрын

Brother Leviathon Riddeptous well said

@pandagal9805

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr, i found myself closing my eyes and tearing up in the middle of it all

@jerrodshack7610

4 жыл бұрын

@@pandagal9805 Ugh, shut the fuck up

@ganondorfodragonmmirechan1847

4 жыл бұрын

@@jerrodshack7610 no u

@heycallmetomo3352

4 жыл бұрын

Damn... That description was so beautiful-

"You're in a room, the room is covered in... detail." The most accurate sentence a dm has ever said.

@mcdowneywhite279

5 жыл бұрын

A whole lot a detail

7:42 Miserable Kreep? Like if you think that worked

Best moment by far in this brain dump 7:14

Is it me, or is the dnd animation scene growing rapidly?

@doginhat13

5 жыл бұрын

It's been like that for a very long time

@alhof322

5 жыл бұрын

It has, and I love it

@exetone

5 жыл бұрын

It was shrinking for me. I think it's an optical illusion. Or a shared fever dream

@gamemaniac2013

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's always kinda been there. Though I've always preferred just reading retelling rather than watching those. r/gametales and sup/tg/ are treasure troves of the stuff, if you put in the time to look through it.

@bigmoist990

5 жыл бұрын

Probably....I just got into a few months ago.

"goofball close your eyes" >ASMR session starts

@huelads740

5 жыл бұрын

My guess was "Hey, you're finally awake. You were caught trying to cross the border, right? Same as us, and that thief over there."

@slime_sam4321

5 жыл бұрын

@@huelads740 A nords last thoughts should be of home.

@mastermeme

5 жыл бұрын

Real shit

@kayleegamergirl9009

4 жыл бұрын

We are all nerds. Lol

@Iratechromosome

3 жыл бұрын

Actually closed my eyes too. That kicked so much butt

I like how he has the legend of zelda references, though he says video games are gay

Man, that soundtrack upon the mermaid thing and the LOZ scene hit me like a freight train.

I love how this started out as a review series.

@SobiTheRobot

5 жыл бұрын

I think it's really just a way for Max to, as per the title, dump his brain onto paper and gets his own thoughts organized, then he turns those thoughts into creative works like this.

@princessaur

5 жыл бұрын

@@SobiTheRobot That is a good point. I believe it was in his video about The Powerpuff Girls (which has been taken off of his channel for some reason), there was a back-and-forth between him and Goofball where Goofball said "I thought this show was supposed to be you talking about movies" and Max said "this show is whatever I want it to be."

@HerbaMachina

5 жыл бұрын

@@princessaur yeah that's correct.

the description of Goofball's past peaks my interest, I wonder if we'll get to know more about what happened to him or it it was just a one off joke

@gamma4524

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe he was a circuss performer ,maybe a clown ,that would explain why he is so annoying ,maybe he wishes his life back and is bitter because of it ,or maybe im looking too far into it 🤔?

@Anonarchist

5 жыл бұрын

It sounds like he got his skull caved in by a golf ball at summer camp.

@diegodeluquev1433

5 жыл бұрын

He sounds like he was just a farm boy or town boy when he was alive.

@joshuauniverse8760

5 жыл бұрын

I Agree with ya, lad

@wyd_marco4107

5 жыл бұрын

You're talking about a ghost named goofball, dont you think you're digging too deep But thats none of my buisness

"I walk through the door." "Roll for Initiative."

Whenever I watch braindump, I feel like I’m watching my parents fight.

ON THE FIRST DATE-.

@wibsojiber5517

5 жыл бұрын

With another clone?

@Antraeon

5 жыл бұрын

She was a giraffe. The problem? ... I rolled a 5.

@codenamexelda

5 жыл бұрын

-Of Christmas my true love gave to me, an RPG call D&D

@irishcream9004

5 жыл бұрын

Sad

Not gonna lie that mermaid bit was actually amazing. What's the song name?

@thedoomofred5174

5 жыл бұрын

Textas 2.0, not going to lie I thought the mermaid looked a little like burnbot

@carthagodelendaest1390

5 жыл бұрын

@@thedoomofred5174 He can't deny the wifu love anymore lol

@Sarum9nich

5 жыл бұрын

I was expecting her to turn hostile and brutally murder Goofball.

@fbi-lk8mu

5 жыл бұрын

@@thedoomofred5174 same lmao

@strionic770

5 жыл бұрын

Tfw it's actually a siren and starts eating your face off

This is easily one of my Top Ten Favorite Videos By HotDiggetyDemon.

The cave scene with astral observatory playing was actually really cool and relaxing

As soon as I heard “Sex with a giraffe” I knew I was gonna have a good time.

@bleh1967

5 жыл бұрын

That's actually when i clicked the like button

@boudtroutepicanimations2323

4 жыл бұрын

*_youre gonna have a bad time_*

One minute and ten seconds of black screen perfectly executed for the revelation of the visual part, that is pure art. I take my hat off to you.

@ctimerun3693

5 жыл бұрын

Resolution to become a gaming channel turned this into an ASMR channel for a hot minute there.

That scene where Max describes the adventure and description of the frozen moment with the mermaid is beautiful to me. I love this show so much.

I laughed for 10 mins straight when goofball said “degenerate malcontent”

The animation in this is so beautiful and colorful

@spacemetrix2251

5 жыл бұрын

He won't like that description

@Foxy02016

5 жыл бұрын

xdeadx perezx yeah it’s true

@nyxol67

4 жыл бұрын

7:52

@Doomshroom8

4 жыл бұрын

So much detail

@-DRIP

4 жыл бұрын

Hopefullyyou get 1k likes cuz thats what ive been thinking the whole time that scene happened

My favorite part is when you tell goofball to close his eyes for a minute and then don't have to animate for the duration of that time period

@ActuatedGear

5 жыл бұрын

He did after a minute... I'm kinda scared to go back and see what I missed. I vlosed my eyes and didnt open them till the music started. It was... Ridiculously serene.

@kento369

5 жыл бұрын

@@ActuatedGear You missed nothing, he doesn't animate until the music starts.

@thekillersboys

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah really entertaining material

@TVindustries5000

5 жыл бұрын

simple but effective

@lancecoleman6684

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get it a lot of things do that its whatever get with it nigga

Unironically, you could DM an entire campaign and I would attentively watch every single episode. Like dude you’ve got so much creativity it’s practically pouring out your ears

Bumped into some of these clips on TikTok. Really happily surprised how good this content is

Damn, somebody paid attention in their English class. That diction was elegant with a capital L

@familyguyfeline

5 жыл бұрын

eLegant

@3f4gs4s

5 жыл бұрын

I SAY BIG WORDS TO MAKE ME SEEM SMART

@MrFoxInc

5 жыл бұрын

You cheeky bastard, you.

@barringtona3859

5 жыл бұрын

@@3f4gs4s intelligent*

@TaikoDrumroll

5 жыл бұрын

@@3f4gs4s Durrr diction elegant durrrr such big words durrrrr.

The thing with Goofball and the Mermaid was kinda touching... until she swam away.

@GodfamZeta42069

5 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@supersebac320

5 жыл бұрын

Well, he isnt goofball, he's GOLFBALL, THE GOLFY CARTOON GHOST!

@lyrajenkins5855

5 жыл бұрын

Boom this is perfect

@mlgpap503

5 жыл бұрын

I shit it

@moonkingdomify

5 жыл бұрын

That's D&D for you. It's all puppies and sunshine until the wizard sunders the ballbearings.

2:22 when the wallpaper is yellow

It's genuinely so refreshing and nice seeing them get along for once even if it's only for a minute or two.

*Says “It’s Not my fault you’re so woefully uncharismatic!”* *Made goofball’s character sheet in the first place.*

@J215J

4 жыл бұрын

Forreal. He has dexteriy +4 yet hes using a sword

@PhyreI3ird

4 жыл бұрын

I love jokes like that that don't even have attention drawn to them

@unmarkedwhitevan8758

4 жыл бұрын

*golfball

@marumaru.3471

4 жыл бұрын

• _ •

@Pedro_del_Rod

4 жыл бұрын

He gave him a Charisma of -8. How do you fuck up a charisma stat that badly? Anyone on DnD Beyond can make a better charisma modifier than that.

"Okay you have a two. And you a have a modifier of negative eight" LOL

@Anonarchist

5 жыл бұрын

thats what happens when you pool all your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. points in strength.

5:32 where can I get this beautiful version of Astral Observatory?

"Then roll 5 to have sex with a giraffe" Best quote ever

Actuall creativity in audio-visual storytelling on KZread. Well done Max.

@beanoreo8126

5 жыл бұрын

SpaceMazie woah hey there

@JumboDS64

5 жыл бұрын

@@beanoreo8126 spiderman meme...

That was the simplest but most immersive story I've heard in a long time.. Then the animation kicked in.. Then he got shot down lmao

Why doesn't anyone say what a beautiful mermaid turn out? I'm really shocked how cute she is.

Anyone else notice at 1:48 that glasses under eyes overlap? I just now saw that

"Why do you torment me?" *with the upmost sass* "Because I have a crush on yah." Joking or not... I did not expect that.

@Ihavenoidea-kj3ib

4 жыл бұрын

It had no commen sense

@Ihavenoidea-kj3ib

4 жыл бұрын

Ok thanks

@Scribble_heart504

4 жыл бұрын

I...I...WHAT?

@Ihavenoidea-kj3ib

4 жыл бұрын

I love the characters of Alastor and Angel Dust

@Ihavenoidea-kj3ib

4 жыл бұрын

They remind me of goofball

1:10 -8 on charisma *oof*

@spooscat8047

5 жыл бұрын

Big oof

@grottopills

5 жыл бұрын

What are you doing here?

@KalobKay

5 жыл бұрын

Is that Peterscraps in a Braindump comment section?!?! ps. love ur videos peter

@charbomber110

5 жыл бұрын

What the hell an actually famous KZreadr that I like with THREE replies on a video UNRELATED to what they make content about?! My power is now immeasurable!

@MrSniperAssassin1

5 жыл бұрын

It's goofballs fault for using their worst stat

The way that the fantasy sequence was described was fantastic and gave me literal goosebumps

I honestly love moments like GoofBall’s D&D mermaid moment. They make the best memories in the game.

We finally developed the plot to the point when we can throw away the review formula

@cate.316.

5 жыл бұрын

I can't tell if that's meant to be condescending or not...

@ironcladstudios971

5 жыл бұрын

I like the review plot, I hate goofball, and wish he NEVER EXISTED.

@Meowblivion

4 жыл бұрын

@@ironcladstudios971 goofball is comic relief, the show would be stale without him

@ironcladstudios971

4 жыл бұрын

@@Meowblivion Is it comic relief if he is ruining a friendship?

@Meowblivion

4 жыл бұрын

@@ironcladstudios971 that's not goofball that's thats dan

"Because i got a crush on ya" OH NO HERE COMES THE FANART AND FANFICTIONS

@Nparalelo

5 жыл бұрын

Half of which will be made by Max himself xD

@larseunic

5 жыл бұрын

Fanfictions ? Nobody's into that anymore

@larseunic

5 жыл бұрын

...right ?

@fishsteak3246

5 жыл бұрын

@@larseunic If only.. if only

@Nparalelo

5 жыл бұрын

@@larseunic Is something cringey? Yes --> someone's into that.

The close your eyes part is just dnd asmr and i like that

“Why do you torture me?” “Because I have a crush on ya.”

Goofball:Dungeons and Dragons is for nerds Also Goofball:*Knows about the concept of railroading*

@-snek.

5 жыл бұрын

A wizard conjured a plane of closets and banished Goofball to it for all eternity. Any embarrassing thing you can think of, he's it. But closeted.

@notgray88

5 жыл бұрын

I am not a nerd. What is railroading? Is that when some thing plays like it's "on rails?"

@michaeljones8495

5 жыл бұрын

What's railroading?

@Kelarys

5 жыл бұрын

Railroading is forcing the characters into the prewritten story that the master created. It's generally frowned upon, because it disrupts the free-will oriented nature of roleplaying. I used this weird thing called Google, because I decided knowing the thing was more important to me than proudly displaying my ignorance

@Kelarys

5 жыл бұрын

@@-snek. this comment is beautiful, and deserves more respect

A charisma modifier of -8 I don't even have that, Goofball

Bro when you watch this actually close your eyes when Max tells Goofball too. Feels kinda magical. Great episode Max!!!

Realized this is the episode I discovered you, during my DnD kick. 4 years later, still just as good

Can't believe you're actually making this into a quality series, just exploring these two characters. I really loved the part where Max described his fantasy world in beautiful detail. I know it's all supposed to be comedy, but I actually zoned out completely. When the picture came back that hit me hard. It really was a beautiful moment seeing the great art and music. Probably the best thing I've watched on KZread in a while just for that clip alone.

@cia4u401

5 жыл бұрын

Them's the breaks, kid. Should've put your stats into charisma.

@curdledstraw227

5 жыл бұрын

I was in shock, this youtube comedy video took me to another world for a sec

@skiboutins

5 жыл бұрын

eh, I personally miss the actual reviews and stuff. I think this whole story thing is nice, but a little formula couldn’t hurt, yknow? I miss the snarky reviews he used to do.

@bryntendo

5 жыл бұрын

@@skiboutins Same. The one about the Powerpuff Girls and The Apu That I Know are both classics that I've watched a few times and recommended to people on multiple occasions. I do like and enjoy these more story driven videos, but I don't find that same rewatch/share potential in them.

@bryntendo

5 жыл бұрын

Omega Totally. I'm glad there are reuploads on other channels so we can still watch it, but it sucks that all the work and time that went into it aren't benefiting the actual creator of the video and instead just falling as random footnotes on other channels who took the video before it was removed. Still a damn good braindump though, more along those lines actually staying on this channel would be amazing

Wait Goofball was once alive? Who was he? What did he look like? When did he die? How did he die? Was he still named Goofball? I👏need👏answers👏 Edit: Sorry, I meant Golfball

@rouge-ish324

4 жыл бұрын

BlueAppleTea I too wnder what was Gopherball's past...

@flavorcrash3890

4 жыл бұрын

BlueAppleTea who did he know before he died? did he have any kids? did he love anyone? how old was he when he died?

@cheeztheartist3816

4 жыл бұрын

BlueAppleTea I can tell you what he didn’t have A will to live

@austinpowersasmaozedong

4 жыл бұрын

WeII he did Iive in that apartment before max moved in

@NintonicGamer

4 жыл бұрын

My theory is he's the soul that Max used to have since he loves Max and used to live in the same apartment.

I can't get over how adorable Goofball is in his Link cosplay

hes so good at encapsulating an entire topic into a single video

The moonlight is barely visible through the trees: you’re in the middle of the forest. You enter a rusty shack, the planks buckling off of the sides of the wall. Through the darkness of the shack, you smell an overpowering stench of iron and decay. You flip on the lights, only to find a myriad of small animals butchered, and plastered to the walls. Their carcasses were uniformly gutted and painstakingly nailed, their skeletons meticulously cleaned and ghastly white. Fresh blood drips down to the floors, staining the wood a sinister black. You explore the cabin further, mouth agape in horror. These poor creatures must have died terrible deaths, what heartless monster could have done this? As you find a stack of pornographic magazines, you hear a noise from the doorway, a deep gravely voice asks... *WHAT’D I TELL Y’ALL ABOUT COMIN’ IN MY SHED?!?!?*

@NoDuurr

5 жыл бұрын

Most underrated comment.

@thezombiefan777

5 жыл бұрын

Knew within first paragraph

@reubenroberts5212

5 жыл бұрын

Omg I love you

@ErosionXperment

5 жыл бұрын

Roll for initiative.

@tiggle5485

5 жыл бұрын

Delsoto you roll a 3. “Well, we’re fucked.”

You've struck Muppet-level characterization Max. Goofball is your annoying roommate, not a cartoon character written,drawn, and voiced by you.

@TheNutshaq

5 жыл бұрын

Luke O'Connell golfball

@lukeothedukeo

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheNutshaq Did YOU say Golfball the Golfy Cartoon Ghost? Now with EVEN bigger chunks of Golfy chunks?

This will always be one of my favorite episodes.

My gosh, the dark segment reminds me how much I love this dang game

I mean for the in depth role playing speech goofball gave about what she reminded him of I would have at least given him advantage on the charisma check. Imagining he rolled anything like a 15 on the second just cause statistically it's more likely to get higher, even with a minus 8 due to his heavy role play I would say how all the thoughts role through his head almost leaving him mute, trying from the bottom of his heart to force out the overwhelming feelings she causes him, all he can let out are a few mumbles and a compliment of her hair with awkward stumbling and lovestruck eyes. You would see the anger build on her face. Her eyes glaring through you and cutting you like a million daggers all at once. Her upper lip would begin to twitch with anger as she looks at you and almost calmly but firmly whispers "its impolite to watch as a girl bathed". She would probably go to hide behind the rock and put on her top bathing suit thing with shells asking what he wanted and why he was there, causing a quest to insue, him doing as she says in hopes to whoo her and be granted the true fortune to get a single kiss from her. Then if we want to go classic dnd it would later be exposed how she was actually using the adventurer to conduct her evil plan, but finishing the campaign with a moral dilemma. As her plan is fulfilled she sees his true use and capability as a hero under her command, her secretly growing more fond of him as he completes more tasks. She offers him the chance to rule beside her as not only the king but her lover in her goal to flood the world and turn it into a mermaids wonderland, but in the process would have to kill every other npc that goofball would grow found of as he worked under her. All of his friends and people he almost considers family would have to be erased off the face of this planet but all given for the one he loves in ending in one single choice. Join her side but watch everyone die, or kill the one he loved

@imveryangryitsnotbutter

5 жыл бұрын

I must say, you are quite the Degenerate Malcontent.

@benjamingoodman2775

5 жыл бұрын

Holy moly

@johnnyaugust5015

5 жыл бұрын

I know this is a bit weird to say but it kind of remind me of homestuck

@sauloaugustomartino803

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck. that made me miss the times I had a good RPG going on with a DM just as competent as you. fucking nice

@artuno1207

5 жыл бұрын

A good DM knows when to fudge numbers in order to make the players experiences more enjoyable. Even though Goofball failed the roll, he could have just said he succeeded to keep the roleplay going.

The song for the mermaid part is from the legend of Zelda Majoras mask. Its called Astral Observatory.

@ponyquarantine1791

5 жыл бұрын

A true hero, thanks my dood.

@BillyLegumbres

5 жыл бұрын

God bless you brave soul, may your name never be forgotten you were like that Knight guy Oscar from dark souls when he told you something, gives you a goody for then drop dead on a pile of rocks.

@jfdiseg

5 жыл бұрын

I was searching for you on the comments, my true love.

@Mickey-jj2ki

5 жыл бұрын

Oh my god thank you so much

@PelemusMcSoy

5 жыл бұрын

Small note! The pitch is lower here than it normally is!

Many happy memories of first and second edition D&D in my mind from this video.

idk why i like so much the armony of the song when mermaid shows up... it's just... *p e r f e c t*

"It almost makes me feel alive again" *[cries externally]*

@spacemetrix2251

5 жыл бұрын

Sad right?

I'm not even gonna lie the Star Observatory theme from Majora's Mask is so perfect for the moment

@aceous99

5 жыл бұрын

Im gonna get married in it

@LordScout

5 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck its Roach DoggJR from the channel oney plays

@Roosader

5 жыл бұрын

@@LordScout woah I give funi scream

I LOVE your channel keep it up!!

0:03 that sound when he flips the page brought me the fuck back.

_-8 Charisma??_ Sorcerers and Bards: *_Press "Y" to Shame_*

@mugenuchiha5335

4 жыл бұрын

weirdest thing, that the rules says that the lowest modifier your character can ever get regardless is a -5, meaning Golf-er, Goofball is terribly unlikable even in D&D standards, just saying.

@azure-cladassassin5425

4 жыл бұрын

@@mugenuchiha5335 I thought it was -4, but I get what you're saying regardless. It also means that Demon rigged Goofball's character so that not even natural 20s could save him. Likely just to be a dick.

@mugenuchiha5335

4 жыл бұрын

@@azure-cladassassin5425 1. I looked up the 5e basic rules. My family & I got into D&D. (Custom rules) 2. Yeah, Max G. was being a dick. I give him a Y for poor Golf-er Goofball....

@goofybutserious4807

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@diecrit7904

4 жыл бұрын

What about warlocks 😥

"When Max and Goofball find out they're dating the same girl, they each try to sabotage the other's relationship. Meanwhile, Burnbot returns to India to find the man who designed her." ...wait, what?

@velliott6641

5 жыл бұрын

What’s this quoting?

@velliott6641

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shit the description

@zymelthegreattheloseroflif2601

5 жыл бұрын

Ok ya is max slowly going insane or.....

@supermagicaldeadguy6205

5 жыл бұрын

Wow, this sitcom is going in dark directions mang. I better tune into the sequel episode on the C-Doubleya sometime #EbicBrainDumpEpisode #TheFlashSeason69

The observatory music from MM is perfect for that mermaid scene. It fits so well.

You know it’s getting real when he has the gaming glasses on

"All aboard the railroad! Next stop. . . the railroad..."

@javierburg7499

5 жыл бұрын

GabbyGabs .......the railroad station railroad

Astral Observatory was the perfect musical accompaniment for the mermaid encounter. Mr. Gilardi, you sir have good taste.

@turboshell

5 жыл бұрын

I was just about to comment about the music

@epicsbroflame2869

5 жыл бұрын

Just to drive home the Zelda stuff

I love how goofball is always in a sassy stance

Man, that last instruction for dungeons and dragons was EPIC