“Dave. I might need a hand.” 3 sec later: “DAVE! I’M DYING!”

@aircheadal286

2 жыл бұрын

That's a Skynet machine right there.

@MattJasa

2 жыл бұрын

Not all hero's wear capes, some wear bright yellow safety jackets.

@neilclarkwork

2 жыл бұрын

That was so clearly staged.

@JK35280

2 жыл бұрын

"Dave's not here!"

@strykerx24

2 жыл бұрын

That is not a laughing matter dangerous stuff like that can happen at work.

That guy going in to those aggressive waves 🌊 after his buddy is the real hero and friend. Friend for life that

@PlayLists-For-Everyone

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was pretty cool, didn't even hesitate....

I would have loved to see this: Guy: Dave... Guy: DAVE! *5 secs later* Guy and Dave: STEVE!

@-walaikummusalam5875

2 жыл бұрын

slunga kobis

@0rangePilled

2 жыл бұрын

Triple kill scenario

@MrT_Rex

2 жыл бұрын

Oh I have the reference

@dmoney3491

2 жыл бұрын

Dude final fantasy

@robinbjerregaard4077

2 жыл бұрын

Guy, Dave and Steve: ALLEN!!!

2:47 "If you kill me I'm gonna come back to haunt you" LOL

@rickyspanish2435

2 жыл бұрын

The roof is on fire

I love how the bartender on the 3:15 clip is just like "Dude, my f*cking salt ☺️" 😂😂

@whittney8955

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, there went all his tips for the night. Little known fact: the salt in bars is provided by the bartenders.

@Bmontepeque11

2 жыл бұрын

@@whittney8955 Whoa I didn't know that! No wonder he was so upset then :O,

@whittney8955

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bmontepeque11 Yeah, also the lemons and limes and olives for martinis. That's why they get pissed when you ask for extra.

@Bmontepeque11

2 жыл бұрын

@@whittney8955 Oh, I see! Thanks :O,

@whittney8955

2 жыл бұрын

@Sol Verof I'm aware

Good on Dave for his act of solidarity.

@wally6914

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr. That was like some final destination type mess right there..whew.

The woman laughing at 4:14 had me in tears LOL 😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

@us89na

2 жыл бұрын

yeah - sounded like a tropical bird of some kind

@fhlostonparaphrase

2 жыл бұрын

That's one contagious laugh!

@albe8479

2 жыл бұрын

@@us89na the woman has a genuine Kookaburra laugh. Those birds exist just to make you aware, if something in Australia can't hurt you physically, it will annoy you to suicide

@marcedwards5583

2 жыл бұрын

I love that laugh. I'm assuming it's the women who fell? Which makes it even funnier.

@Sponge60

2 жыл бұрын

That was some demented bitch laugh!

that click during squat was terrifying.

@TamiyaPhilippW

2 жыл бұрын

Better use less weight and stay healthy while performing the squat the right way than showing off with way too much weight and messing up your back..

@MeerundSonneMarySol

2 жыл бұрын

I believe that was the sound of ripping pants

@TamiyaPhilippW

2 жыл бұрын

@@MeerundSonneMarySol nope it wasn't, look at his back, looks like one of his vertebras said "I am outta here"

@S1MPLEM1NDS

2 жыл бұрын

@@TamiyaPhilippW look at the left side of his pants. The tear causes the waist of the pants to move up making it appear like it was actually his back.

@SilverandCigars

2 жыл бұрын

That was his back!

The best kind of laugh is when someone’s laughing at themselves for how utterly silly they can be at times.

The “crown bottles don’t break” guy is a DUI waiting to happen

@ganjajohn5748

2 жыл бұрын

Was that the bong!!!

@CST1992

2 жыл бұрын

"The Titanic can't sink!"

7:19 This one got me laughing real good. This person flips their whole boat while he just rides over top unscathed. LOL

@masteryoshi7121

2 жыл бұрын

@theeverlastingspiral I really don't think this one is CGI.

@tasmanianscallop435

2 жыл бұрын

@theeverlastingspiral this is definitely not cgi

@torquebiker9959

2 жыл бұрын

Haha, first I thought they will crush him, but he was the only survived.

@MewingC

2 жыл бұрын

spy mission 101

@downaquarist2781

2 жыл бұрын

@theeverlastingspiral also those are very chill rapids and honestly dont see much danger

4:17. The cackling laugh of the lady in the back had me in stitches LOL!

@giselediniz

Жыл бұрын

High

01:55 “Hey, should someone like, spot him?” “Hmm, nah he’s good.” *Sound of breaking spine*

@matteomorra7815

2 жыл бұрын

That was actually scary 😂

@olympiaskye2324

2 жыл бұрын

He'd be on the floor not able to move if he did really severe damage to his spine. Hell, I had squeezed the sciatic nerve in my lower back in such a crazy way, that the nerve was caught between spinal bones and I collapsed in tremendous pain. Even for those few secs, it lasted a long time. I Needed to sleep or lie down, and pop pain pills the whole day. He only leaned forward, bc it was too heavy. Another thing he couldn't do, freely if he hurt his spine badly

@mkvB58KING

2 жыл бұрын

That wasn't his spine snapping, his pants split open😂😂

@rando-mt8pg

2 жыл бұрын

@@mkvB58KING his right leg snapped and poked out of his jeans u can see it at the very end

3:28 Bartender is like, "Yeah, you're cut off."

0:59 NICE RSE

@pawkdahl9624

2 жыл бұрын

NICE TIGHT RSE

The look on their faces when he said “Crown doesnt break” and it smashed

Lol the *DAVE* part really made me laugh. I'd be terrified though.... Reminded me of Final Destination

@kevinpohlner2840

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Guy: just shoots entire salt bottle Also Guy: screw water, NOW I can take that shot….lol

@iRegzz

2 жыл бұрын

This guy reinvented the tequila shot like an absolute legend

@ToolMachinebeast

2 жыл бұрын

👍👍😂😂

@jessicamiller430

2 жыл бұрын

Everything was seems like imagination..... Lol

@jessicamiller430

2 жыл бұрын

I will love to know you better if you don't you can leaving me a reply on here

@t.mendous7922

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t drink, but am I right that it is not thirst quenching?

6:56 dave is too smart for this world

@ozn9221

2 жыл бұрын

@To Hell yes dave made the situation more serious by being idiot

"Crown doesn't break." *GLASS SHATTERING*

@sircharms531

2 жыл бұрын

I think we got it bud.

@id10t98

2 жыл бұрын

The stupidity involved in that is shattering.

@fuzzypickles1238

2 жыл бұрын

I swear I've seen one tossed straight up and slam onto concrete and it just bounce like twenty time

@rick_d8325

2 жыл бұрын

@@fuzzypickles1238 stop lying.

Nobody gonna mention that snap of the guy squatting at 2:00 ?

@melinakrapp1107

2 жыл бұрын

was literally just in this moment looking for a comment bout that one.. wtf happened there? is he okay?

@Silver-Sliver

2 жыл бұрын

I'm thinking that was a belt or a waistband giving out, but that looked and sounded horrific first time through 😬

@Isa1ahL33

2 жыл бұрын

At first, I thought that was his spine. But, then he would've just collapsed immediately.

@apkwiab

2 жыл бұрын

That was his right knee.

@mhedberg8895

2 жыл бұрын

With some further investigation it appears to be his pants that splits open, thank god.

6:38 WRITER OF NEXT SAW MOVIE: (takes notes furiously) YES! YES! THIS IS AWESOME!

@donniev8181

2 жыл бұрын

Set up

@chuckypanado2269

2 жыл бұрын

I think rather Final Destination

@SexyButCurious

2 жыл бұрын

@@chuckypanado2269 Yeah I was thinking this is a scene for the next final destination too

4:11 the friend who laughed his lungs out 😂

The strap machine was a skit. That photographer dude with the mask did the hardest face plant Ive ever seen!

@jessicamiller430

2 жыл бұрын

I thought as much...

@jessicamiller430

2 жыл бұрын

I will love to know you better if you don't mind leaving me a reply on here

@donniev8181

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessicamiller430 Ive ran machines like the one in the skit. You step on a pedal after you get the boxes situated and it seals the strap. Not to mention the camera setting in perfect position.

@jenniferhudson-gensler1147

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t care if it was staged. That’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in my life! 😂

@esmewvimes2901

2 жыл бұрын

As if all the safety features were OFF that day. Brilliant, though, got my laugh. Probably from the number if idiots I've saved during decades in print shops. You wanna see panic, watch, a man realize he's laminating his tie and he's going to DIE!!! unless he flips he off switch or unplugs it, Here I come, with my trusty scissors and a cell phone for my hall of shame.

State of the World 2021: careless woman pulls heavy glass TV screen on top of her. Friend cackles like a turkey.

@hermanrobak1285

2 жыл бұрын

They've forgotten how hard and heavy CRTs are by now.

@ATruckCampbell

2 жыл бұрын

@@hermanrobak1285 A larger one like that is 80+ pounds easy, with it falling on her like that she may have broken a rib or two.

@user-td8ys1pt9f

2 жыл бұрын

😆👍

@realtimjimmy

2 жыл бұрын

I thought maybe they had a pet kookaburra.

@mikewestwood

2 жыл бұрын

@@realtimjimmy 😂🤙

That guy sprinting like Usain Bolt after his then "significant other" caught the bouquet, just killed me. He needs to channel that while preparing for 2024.

@rexeverything4578

2 жыл бұрын

@@-walaikummusalam5875 You can't just put down random words and expect others to understand the word jumble...

@pjotrtje0NL

2 жыл бұрын

She’s a clear-cut case of a bridezilla. He SHOULD run, smart man.

@-walaikummusalam5875

2 жыл бұрын

mengarot la channel dah problem.prepare your tine.

@-walaikummusalam5875

2 жыл бұрын

tanam pokok belachan ke ,

@-walaikummusalam5875

2 жыл бұрын

kemake channel

2:52 I've never laughed so hard in my life! I watched it at least 20 times, and laughed myself sick every time.

@docdominus

2 жыл бұрын

I wanna ride in that so bad so I can feel like an astronaut.

@Ahm-Creative

2 жыл бұрын

@@docdominus lol...I think it would turn your brain into mush. The pressure would make you pass out. Looks painful just watching.

5:20 wait for the duck quack at the end lol

5:00 "Baby, are you serious?" isn't going to win any points with the wife LOL

@SexyButCurious

2 жыл бұрын

@@swamphawk6227 Dog ran out of the yard and seemed to try to chase after it

@tillyjames5180

2 жыл бұрын

@@SexyButCurious what was the dog chasing

@southof.nowhere6096

2 жыл бұрын

@@swamphawk6227 Also lost lol

@4:14 freaken laughs contagious asf🤣

4:15 never have I heard a laugh so full of malice

5:14 Legend has it that he's still asking if she was serious...

@hannukka4416

2 жыл бұрын

Please someone explain this clip to me

@cubxiomara

2 жыл бұрын

Every time he asked her I just laughed even harder

@Christine_1829

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking she was thinking he was going to run in the road….

@Just_Another_Hoosier

2 жыл бұрын

He is being an ass. Probably typical for him though.

@hannukka4416

2 жыл бұрын

@@xacidsoulx69 thank you, now it makes more sense. Still wondering why he commented the way he did o_o

6:40 is the absolute winner of fail army all time. My kidneys hurt from laughing.

@apolicum

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, just bad acting. First guy specifically sticks head forward and "Dave" also puts his head forward knowing it's gonna be a nice video.

7:19 That was clean as it could have been

"YES I STRONG.” I would be so proud. Go girl!

That look on the other guy's face when his friend broke the Crown bottle ... PRICELESS!

"I don't know if that rings any bells" Stairs: Lemme jog your memory

@geminismom4u

2 жыл бұрын

Those stairs rang HIS bell! 🔔 lol

My man Dave jumping in the line of fire no questions asked, I love it

6:43 "And that, Jimmy, is why you have 2 dads"

Guy filming: Hey someone should spot him *Dude lifting fails* Guy filming: hmmm, nah he good

@marilynalvarez9951

2 жыл бұрын

All these people with the camera/phone are so desensitized, they don't even care the danger people are in, they just want to record something to put on youtube/social media, so sad!

6:39 - These guys nailed the comedic timing of this.... it's like watching a modern day Laurel and Hardy LOL

That spinning atv attachment is dangerous

@hermanrobak1285

2 жыл бұрын

You think?

@Akumarb26

2 жыл бұрын

No flies on u is there?

@keithhughes3419

2 жыл бұрын

@@Akumarb26 👌😆

@RIXRADvidz

2 жыл бұрын

notice it's the troglodyte folk that always seem to think it's a good idea, someone usually gets hurt, very seriously.

4:16 nice witch laugh - the sound of someone who will be alone forever

OzzyMan needs to do commentary on the "Dave!" Clip!

@stanstenson8168

2 жыл бұрын

He put out a new Destination F*ckd this morning.

@Becca_2828

2 жыл бұрын

@@stanstenson8168 seen it! 👍😁

"Should somebody spot him? Nah, he's good." Plot twist: he wasn't good.

@kwmlandstar

2 жыл бұрын

@Moonk Shadow I really don't want to know. It was disturbing.

@phoid8525

2 жыл бұрын

​@Moonk Shadow look at his pants bro

@r9meros

2 жыл бұрын

@@phoid8525 so did he shit himself?

@josefilho2872

2 жыл бұрын

He broke his back/coccyx man... :(((

@mdavid32

2 жыл бұрын

Plot twist would have been if he squatted it no problem.

“Damn why you so salty bro?” 😂

"Should we like, spot this guy??" "Nahhh he be fine." Guy almost breaks both wrists lifting ridiculous! 🤣

7:21 my man dodging the people lmao

@RCNITROPRODRIVERS

2 жыл бұрын

Finally someone mentioned it The boat flipped while he just skipped up and over like nothing had me a good laugh

@Diwakarrr

2 жыл бұрын

@@RCNITROPRODRIVERS 😂

"What's the reason you're seeking a divorce from your wife?" "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!"

4:14 that laugh... You can tell by that, that they are best friends xD

Dave OH DAVE! DAVE!! This is the funniest stuff I’ve seen in a while.

A few of these had me dying then came DAVE! DAVE! DAVE! And I was ☠☠☠

That flood video at the end was a huge fail. Way to go, nature. That's too much water!

Dave should have hit the emergency shut off button before he ended up in the same situation

@_AndromedaGalaxy_

2 жыл бұрын

im thinking that machine didnt have one or they weren't properly trained in its use.

4:13 That laugh! 😆

Here's a safety tip for all those that have wooden steps, tack down some roofing shingles on them. Your typical 36" wide over-lapping tar-based types will do. Or can even use roll roofing if you have a really wide staircase. Just make sure there's no leading edge lift to catch a toe on the way up. They come in all sorts of colors, not that expensive, easily replaced and they don't look half bad. But the sandy surface gives you super traction even if wet. Where I live it's winter 6+ months a year, so the ice on steps is always a danger.

@Aaron-ur9gl

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks, that’s just what I was looking for.

@NoRoopull

2 жыл бұрын

That's pretty clever. Now if only some of these people in the video had thought of that...

@michaelalpin6139

2 жыл бұрын

Good advice.

@MrCrucifier

2 жыл бұрын

This rocks!! Even though i live in FL currently, i will always keep this in mind, thank you so much!!

@soulwarrior7721

2 жыл бұрын

Or better yet just get some Skateboard traction tape and use.. Atleast you arent dragging around tar and sand on your shoes then from the shingles..

Women caught the bouquet, boyfriend leaves the wedding and the state. Had me rolling.

@rexeverything4578

2 жыл бұрын

She's pretty hot. He can keep running, I'll take her out ✌😎

@rexeverything4578

2 жыл бұрын

@@crispy3605 Pic

@whittney8955

2 жыл бұрын

Wth is picking up chicks/dudes in YT comments a thing now? I mean, fail videos are the place to do it, i guess. Obviously

@crispy3605

2 жыл бұрын

@@whittney8955 it's a joke you never been on AOL

@rexeverything4578

2 жыл бұрын

@@whittney8955 Are you jealous? Sounds like it. Obviously.

@5:31 I have taken surfing lessons as a physical education class. I was taught to watch waves and navigate surf. I was told to watch for hard shore breaks on rocks, as it can kill you. WHY WOULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK GETTING IN THIS WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA?

@Matrxmonky

2 жыл бұрын

Also, I am terrible at surfing. Stood up like maybe once. Still wouldn't be in this stupidity.

@RIXRADvidz

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, the Waves were totally gnarly, of course they're going to be out there, Dude

@szalard

2 жыл бұрын

Matrxmonky I like how the older lady saves the surfing board. She says maybe: no problem if those two died, at least I have a surfing board.

1:58, thats why u dont work out in jeans lol

Dude that 2:47 spin floored me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@giselediniz

Жыл бұрын

Yes

When dude dropped the Crown bottle his friend in the other room said “Was that the BONG” not BOTTLE.

1:58 "hey, should someone like, spot him?" *says the guy literally filming him about to die*

@CanISpoonYou

2 жыл бұрын

Did you see what looked like a tendon or muscle in his back snapping? That was so disgusting to hear and see 👀

@olympiaskye2324

2 жыл бұрын

@@CanISpoonYou It was his jeans. You could see it his jeans were moving around, while ripping at the bottom

@CanISpoonYou

2 жыл бұрын

@@olympiaskye2324 ahh I see now thanks for pointing that out, wasn't really looking directly at his ass.

@brunoximenesaraujo

2 жыл бұрын

@@olympiaskye2324 thanks dude, i was freaking out

@ilo3456

2 жыл бұрын

@@brunoximenesaraujo If you look at his right leg you can see red, most likely a bone fracture that went through the skin and jeans

For that last clip, I must ask who left their damn sink running?

Thank you, I haven't laughed this hard in days. Needed it

The laugh at 4:15 got me😂😂😂😂

@giselediniz

Жыл бұрын

Vão aparecer todos meus ex colegas de todos os ensinos que tive no mundo

The best one is the barman with his arms spread like: WTF you're doing, man? 😂😂😂😂

6:40 I at least expected Dave to hit the emergency stop on the machine BEFORE helping his coworker. XD

Hell yeah Dave saved that man's life.

Dave and friend were just getting ready for a board meeting...

Dave is a good coworker.

Min. 2:00 His back just dipped💀 You can even hear it💀💀💀

3:35 i love how mad the bar tender was lol

6:38 just get that feeling it was set up, but man that was still funny the nice calm "Dave" and then suddenly panicking after getting his head strapped down

@Sheppart92

2 жыл бұрын

They definitly played that and it was set up. ^^

1:32 he definitely said “was that the bong” not bottle 😂

4:20 the evil laughter. I died laughing.

6:43 full video please

"Crown doesn't break" That doesn't apply to boys drinking Apple crown.

@amandanies3174

2 жыл бұрын

Newsflash to those who think Crown Royal doesn't break: it does. I freaking love their faces when they realized their stupidity.

3:38 Great, he washes it down. I would really have rinced my mouth out first.

@jeffsmith3132

2 жыл бұрын

I couldn’t believe he didn’t spit it out or rinse! 😂 jesus Horacio Christ 🤣

@lemomannmusicproductions4074

2 жыл бұрын

That's going to be one HELL of a headache the morning after

2:04 Heaven forbid that they should *"SIGNAL,"* and let the person behind them know that they intend to abruptly cut over in front of them.🙄 smh.

@dr_jaymz

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that he's in full right lock and stopped is a massive hint that you should probably be cautious. If I see a car stopped I assume he can see something I can't and slow down until I can see why. You don't need to pass the other car especially on a bend. But others are so desperate to leapfrog every other road user. I did look twice to see if it had those funny flashing brake lights for indicating but I guess it all happens too quickly.

@hiyapal7719

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr_jaymz 👍 Yes, and those quick actions and last minute reactions, often lead to accidents.

@dr_jaymz

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiyapal7719 there's nothing worse than an unpredictable driver in front. You can't relax.

@hiyapal7719

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr_jaymz True. Definitely have to stay alert. More and more drivers are failing to look behind themselves, when backing and when switching lanes too. Its unnerving. 😳

@user-hx1ig4iz6b

2 жыл бұрын

Wait up !! PASSING ON RIGHT ..... citeable .....

4:14 that laugh 🤣🤣🤣

@giselediniz

Жыл бұрын

Para de matar as fábricas de bebês mulheres

So let's see..... I'm watching this at work, around 6 am. I am seeing people have a MUCH worse day than me. I can point my finger and laugh. Yup. I'm okay with that.

@calzonetyrone7226

2 жыл бұрын

im sitting through my highschool calculus class, thank god this video is up!

I was basically just spacing off until the box binder strapped that guy down! Laughed till I cried!!! I had to hit the like for that one alone.

@CryseTech

2 жыл бұрын

Same :D

That spinner, I want a ride! Are you kidding me? 🤣

7:20 nice... He got an aerial out of it AND kept his wave. Good booger!

4:34 = As a married man, I can totally feel you brother...

Rule number 1 when doing tree removal or trimming: never use a ladder.... ever!

@RIXRADvidz

2 жыл бұрын

so he wasn't a qualified arborist chopping at that tree?

@agnel4802

2 жыл бұрын

😆

Nothing is more calming then watching amateurs at work.

I don’t know if you knew this But Crown doesn’t break… Glass is glass and glass breaks

@RubenGarcia-pt8tp

2 жыл бұрын

And deeper grooves at a level 7

@marcel4203

2 жыл бұрын

You know Nutella glass?

@AGBEnder

2 жыл бұрын

the dude who dropped the bottle was stupid, but what you are saying isnt universally true either. even in an unreinforced state you can make glass that will not break even when struck with a hammer or shot with a bullet.

Imagine if Dave was not there🤐

@daniel-alan

2 жыл бұрын

Dave is always there. ;)

@giselediniz

Жыл бұрын

Yes.... And you Will continuing blacking without know the reason and perceiving me and others whiters beautifull tô kill us.. and them we smartes CUT ourselfs tô not give the chance again

@giselediniz

Жыл бұрын

Use perfume de bebê

The laugh at 4:14 got me

This is the funniest video you guys put out in a minute, love to see it

Wow, that guy doing the squat, was it his leg or hip that broke? That was a dramatic snap at about @2:00

@chrisp.800

2 жыл бұрын

It was his jeans i thought that he broke his back first but he ripped his jeans.

@maximalemasov8777

2 жыл бұрын

@@chrisp.800 Thank you so much! I would not be able to sleep after this sound.

@chrisfoster4654

2 жыл бұрын

It was his leg you can see the blood on his thigh at 2:02 from the bone ripping through his jeans.

That laugh after the Karaoke machine fell on her 💀

the run away spider made me scream as if it was on me!!!!

That "Spinning Contraption" at 2:32 will Yeet someone someday.

2:48 Ring a ring a roses just got a whole new meaning.

@whittney8955

2 жыл бұрын

When it's possible to watch someone's brain liquefy in real time

@user-mama_thomas

2 жыл бұрын

Ring around the Rosie's 😆

4:15 T.V falls on girls head.... friends laugh like witches....

@hwanpaulo

2 жыл бұрын

That's a man

6:53 calling Dave - the funniest part of this video.

The box machines became self-aware at 3:52 PM

3:20 That's definitely not the first time he's had a salty mouthful!

@6thgraderfriends

2 жыл бұрын

I was going to say, dang he took that like a champ.