He actually looks pretty good with a mustache.

@TatenStamm

3 жыл бұрын

Right, I feel like he actually looks good with it.

@kennethsatria6607

3 жыл бұрын

He looks like Alien Ron Swanson

@TheRealQuestionIs11

3 жыл бұрын

Gordon was spot on

@reliant1701

3 жыл бұрын

Right?

@LGranthamsHeir

3 жыл бұрын

@@kennethsatria6607 Or Tom Selleck (Bortus, P.I. anyone??)

"people are NOT stareing, and if they are.. it is with admiration." I am going to start telling myself that.

@dandead2

2 жыл бұрын

Staring*

@jerikropp6394

Жыл бұрын

Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night

@EyeofKoruption

Жыл бұрын

It’s not inaccurate.

@Toneill029

4 ай бұрын

You should.

He actually looks pretty good with the mustache. I dunno why everybody else had a problem with it.

@mainstreetsaint36

3 жыл бұрын

Bortus was the man with that 'stache!

@dranzerjetli5126

3 жыл бұрын

Jealousy

@TheMelbournelad

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@blazetieftw

2 жыл бұрын

Men that cannot grow a full, healthy mustache or do not look good with one loathe those who can pull it off. They'll develop a hive mentality to bully the mustachioed individual into shaving. Bortus shouldn't have given in.

@BassRacerx

2 жыл бұрын

millennials are anti mustache.

Dude kills that mustache. Everyone on the brig should have actually recognized that.

@Synthonym

Жыл бұрын

*bridge, the brig is the ship's prison

@TheGastropodGamer

Ай бұрын

@@Synthonym That's where these radicals belong

@madbrokendream7653

Ай бұрын

Bridge. Brig is where they process criminal offenders.

@acrobaticswitches

Ай бұрын

@@madbrokendream7653 I guess there really are only two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from missing date and

@acrobaticswitches

Ай бұрын

@@Synthonym ^^^

He actually does look like a firefighter with that mustache.

@LGranthamsHeir

4 жыл бұрын

He reminds me of Tom Selleck. Bortus is Thomas Magnum's long-lost twin brother :)

@tanrata8658

3 жыл бұрын

They should've had a scene where hes like for no reason barechested with suspenders and holding an axe-like tool over his shoulder.

@TheMelbournelad

3 жыл бұрын

Well didn’t wanna make his hubby slide down his pole though.

@TheMelbournelad

3 жыл бұрын

@@tanrata8658 oh man your comment is underrated. I could see Seth write in him singing the lumber jack song too.

@jamescheddar4896

2 жыл бұрын

looks like he would literally fight fires by punching them into submission

He looks like an alien version of Ron Swanson

@ComicGladiator

3 жыл бұрын

"Give me all of the napkins and Wasabi you have."

@kennethsatria6607

3 жыл бұрын

There it is XD

@LoneHerald

3 жыл бұрын

Yoooo

@BWEEOOP

3 жыл бұрын

@@ComicGladiator "Hold. I fear that you have interpreted what I said to mean 'Bring many napkins and balls of wasabi.' My intention for you is to bring me all the napkins and wasabi you currently have in inventory."

@PBurns-ng3gw

3 жыл бұрын

"Behold, I submit to you, the Bortus Ziggurat of honorable admiration."

Holy crap he actually looks friggin badass.

@snakebolt2459

3 жыл бұрын

Took the words right out of my mouth

@youtubedj9298

3 жыл бұрын

Is that, "Holy crap" really necessary? It's just a mustache.

@snakebolt2459

3 жыл бұрын

KZread DJ a good looking mustache

@youtubedj9298

3 жыл бұрын

@@snakebolt2459 well, I mean, yeah. It's a good looking mustache. For sure. Like, a friggin' really good looking mustache. I mean, holy crap!

@51stcenturygirl

3 жыл бұрын

Usually not a fan of mustaches but on Bortus? Bloody hell, it fits him so well!

I absolutely love the way they all nailed this relationship. "Poppa, I like it" That floored me as a father in such a wholesale way haha

@No-ky3kb

Жыл бұрын

Why?

@odintillgren3212

3 ай бұрын

And a significant look that says "See, Klyden likes it"

@liquidmark5081

Ай бұрын

@@No-ky3kbyour kid siding with you when you’re in a debate with your spouse is winning.

@FiveDORRA

Ай бұрын

2 gay dad aliens, how woke and brave

If Bortus dumps Klyden next season you know that mustache is gonna make a comeback.

@Kerorofan1990

4 жыл бұрын

God, I hope he does. Kylden is a dick.

@valtersplume3726

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kerorofan1990 that means Klyden has to die.

@TheTrailerCREAT0R

4 жыл бұрын

Kerorofan klyden and him are hilarious together.

@spyrofan9681

4 жыл бұрын

@Hallison Michel aw man I forgot about that. Wonder if it'll be a duel? Bortus will probably have won and then he'll refuse to kill them.

@lordbacon3936

4 жыл бұрын

Klyden is Cutty

I actually think he looks pretty good with the moustache. It gives him a stern, reliable demeanour. More than usual that it.

That sneer he and klyden exchange when topa goes “papa, i like it” 😆

1:05 "And now it make sense" I love the way Ed put it.

@TheMelbournelad

3 жыл бұрын

Haha. The man knows his best mate.

I hope they bring Mustach Bortus. He looks good and frankly a alien with a moustache is just hilarious to see

Not gonna lie, that's Tom Selleck level moustache, thats like grrrr

Love bortus he's the best character

@basteagui

3 жыл бұрын

discount worf

@drea4195

2 жыл бұрын

@@basteagui improved worf

"... and now it makes sense." I died

Honestly they did an amazing job with their relationship. It was very believable.

The fire department line absolutely cracked me up.

“If they are then it is with admiration” your damn right king

I actually liked the mustache. I can see why Klyden would have such a problem with it if Moclans don't even naturally grow facial hair, at that point it is literally unnatural, but I liked it.

@haha-lj5sq

Ай бұрын

Yeah it would be like if a human decided to randomly have a patch of hair on their nose or something

Dr. Finn should have thrown up red flags as soon as she heard this was Gordon’s idea... but then we’d miss out on the hilarity!

Best part, “And now it makes sense”

I do look at him with admiration.

It always throws me off when these clips get reversed, the ship's so symmetrical so you don't notice right away.

He should have kept it. It made him look very distinguished

0:54: Introducing Bortus, P.I.....

@TheMelbournelad

3 жыл бұрын

🤣 oh man him and Teal’c. The PI show and the hats. Hhh innndeed

The mustache was awesome in him. Like a alien Tom Selleck.

Señor Bortus

@dark3rthanshadows

5 жыл бұрын

BORTUS REYNOLDS!

@LGranthamsHeir

4 жыл бұрын

Bortus, P.I.

@ivanfigueroa8345

3 жыл бұрын

Don Bortus

I always liked Bortus, I even named one of my Space marines in Warhammer 40k after him.

@warrenreid6109

2 жыл бұрын

Now that's cool.

@Batchall_Accepted

Жыл бұрын

Lol and hey astartes can eat basically anything too thanks to that acid gland thing

It positively cracks me up when LaMarr asks him when he decided to join the fire department. (likely because both firefighters I personally know literally do have mustaches.)

@philbertchow5425

Жыл бұрын

All firefighters do

@thunderedsun203

Жыл бұрын

​​​@@philbertchow5425 if a firefighter does not have mustache he is not firefighter

I’m glad everyone in the comments can see that he actually looked great with the moustache, my guy Bortus looking like an alien Danny Trejo ❌🧢🤣

Klyden is a drama queen, I love it.

He reminds me of Tom Selleck with that mustache which is already a win

Brotus With a mustache & a cigarette would've been 👽🔥💯

I like the side eye he gave Klyden after Topa complimented it. He really cherished his daughter's opinion.

not gonna lie... I kinda like him with a mustache. he's got the face for it.

I love Bortus he's hilarious! 😁

He looks like a police chief to me

He does look rugged and more badass.

This collection of clips about an alien trying a mustache is more trek than the random clips I've seen from lower decks.

@omegadirective

3 жыл бұрын

It's because Data on TNG once tried to grow a mustache.

@MrNoot39449

3 жыл бұрын

@@omegadirective When I stroke the beard thusly, .....do I not look more intellectual ?

Almost every man in the 80s over age 35 had that mustache

Watching the two of them shows it doesn't matter if it's MF, MM, or FF relationships can be difficult and constantly need work

Dude needs the stache, he looked GREAT! Also looked like a space fireman, but GREAT!

Not every Male looks Good with a Moustache, but those of Us who do, usually Look Fabulous.

@hotpotat0es

2 жыл бұрын

Naaa they all look like sexual predators.

@holypaladin4657

Ай бұрын

For sure. I look ok clean shaven, and I look really ok with a groomed 300 style Leonidas beard (I’ve got ginger in it that flashes in sunlight and everything, it looks sick), but the moustache makes the lower half of my face look so small and disproportionate that it somehow is feminising 😂 my big ass nose, fat ass lips and relatively small chin and jaw compared to the top half of my face are not done any favours by having a moustache. The beard fits perfectly and just upgrades my entire face. On the other hand my grandfather, who had a round face and thus a relatively large jaw, had a fabulous amazing moustache that I envy every time I look at his pictures.

Don’t understand the sarcasm, it suits him

"Man, if he has that much across the lip, i wonder what else he's got goin' on." LOL

@YTEdy

4 жыл бұрын

What does that even mean? ;-)

@got2kittys

3 жыл бұрын

The man that thinks that way, is in an alternate reality.

This slayed my dad because his wife (my mother) made him shave his stache off before I was born.

The mustache is fucking dope, everyone else is just jealous

I was hoping for him to keep the mustache.

Roll on season 3. I don’t care if everyone has to stand 2 metres apart! (Actually the Orville bridge is very spacey)

I love his banter with Clyden😂😂😂

This guy is a cross between Data and Worf.

Moustachio Bortus needs to return and I kinda want something to happen between him and Talla

It’s how he walked in casually😂😂😂

You may not have the looks, You may not have the dash but you'll win yourself a girl If you’ve only got a moustache, A moustache, a moustache, If you’ve only got a moustache.

He looks Awesome with a mustache.

"Perhaps. It was....itchy." Bruh 😂😂😂

I don't see the problem here. That's an epic stashe and he looks good with it.

hes the alien version of burt reynolds

Man I love this series :D

He does look good, i think it was not a prank, but a legit suggestion from Gordon

He looks good with a mustache

Wish bortus got the chance to transform into his final form, a mustschioed, 4 pack a day smoking, bitterly sarcastic dad.

Have anyone ever wondering that this man or alien sounds like the guy that came out the Allstate commercial. Are you in good hands just by hearing his voice. LOL 😂

Right up there with Ron Swanson, Ron Burgundy, Tom Selleck, Burt Reynolds and Don Frye. Should have kept the 'stache.

Bortus is my fav character

Boy: Papa, i like your moustache. Cratos: Thank you, boy

Can’t wait for Season 3.

Voice with gravitas + Mustache! Finally his look is complete.

"Perhaps...it was _itchy."_ So now he will conclude any human with facial hair is either immune to, or training themselves to ignore minor annoyances.

Honestly I think he looked great with the stache..lol, everyone else was just hating that they couldn't rock one as well as he did.

I’m definitely with Gordy, the mustache looks great on him.

2:00 dang I wish I had that level of confidence

XD I love the fact that Bortus is willing to try so many things!

It's like that one friend who never shaves and then does it, and no one recognizes them

he looks amazing with a mustache

Heyy the stache makes him look sharp. Folks are tripping his caterpillar awesome.

bro ordered 500 mustache

Seriously that looks great on him

This is a great show

That mustache makes me want to play the song YMCA

It actually looks good on him😂

It looks good on him

Oh, they were hating on the mustache.

The hell of a way to start a Convo.. "Uhm... Wow." Dead ass staring at his stache 😂

Dude looks amazing with a stach!! 😂

The best thing to happen in so-fi in last 20 years

Like it or not, he rocked that mustache.

I gotta say Gordon was right, he looks good with a Mustache.

His mate should've waited until he put on his fireman's gear. He probably would've insisted that he kept it instead.

He looks cool with it

The moustache looked sick!!!

The moustache really suited this guy.

He looks fucking awesome.

He looks great with a moustache. These people are jealous they dont have a great moustache as his

He is the GOAT ! 🥸

He looks like those 1980s cops with mustache you see movies in New York, LA and Miami.

I love that this seems to be a reference to Data trying a beared out

Come on he looks good with it

"It is disgusting" Well, i love it. It is distinguished"